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Merlyn Temple:
There's someone at the door
Deputy Ben Healy:
I'm sick of keepin' secrets, Lucas.
Sheriff Lucas Buck:
Then leave that one alone, Ben. 'Cause the next time you go back there,
you'll be stinkin' up the place yourself.
Caleb Temple: I don't like trains and I hate apple pie!
Deputy Ben Healy: What's going on here?
Sheriff Lucas Buck:
Oh, all kinds of fun. Matter of fact...things are just getting good.
Merlyn Temple:
Do you know what happens to dogs when they die, Caleb?
Caleb Temple:
What happens to them?
Merlyn Temple:
They get to run free all day long, and at the night times, they get to rest
at the feet of their masters.
Sheriff Lucas Buck:
Selena, honey... this was not safe sex.
Sheriff Lucas Buck:
Do you know what a mentor is?
Caleb Temple: Half-man, half-beast?
Sheriff Lucas Buck:
That's a Minotaur.
Gail Emory:
You're Dreamin'
Lucas Buck: It seems you're the one troubled by dreams
Selena Coombs:
If you're gonna scream you may as well come into the bedroom.
Matt Crower:
Maybe I should take a look at you sheriff, check out that acylis heel of
yours.
Sheriff Lucas Buck:
Only two roads in this world. And if you're listening to anyone but me,
you're on the wrong one.
Sheriff Lucas Buck: Well, won't that be cosy. Just the two of you...in intensive care.
Gail Emory:
This son of a bitch is not to be
trusted...still
Lucas Buck: Can't beat his charm.
Sheriff Lucas Buck:
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP, TRINITY! I always wanted to do that.
Selena Coombs:
I like to tell the little lambs before the slaughter.
Selena Coombs:
Lucas wrote the book on keeping women in the palm of his
hand.
Gail Emory: What page are you
on?
Selena Coombs: Lucas keeps me in an entirely different
library.
Gail Emory: The public?
Ben:
Why do you think they call them southern
belles?
Lucas Buck: That's French Ben, it means 'Southern Belles'
Ben: It should be alarm bells
Lucas: You've been single too long, friend.
Merlyn Temple: I've come for you, Lucas!
Caleb Temple:
My sister needs
me!
Lucas Buck: Your sister might just eat you alive
Gail Emory:
I'm gonna get you Lucas, unless you kill me.
Caleb Temple:
The Buck starts here.
Ben Healy:
Ok, so the guy owed Lucas some money, fine, I shot him...if you don't leave
me alone I might just shoot you too.
Lucas Buck:
Did you think, even for one second you could threaten
me?
Mel: I came to you for
help.
Lucas: Step into my parlour said the spider to the fly
Brian:
What about Bertie?
Lucas Buck: Well you could always dismember him and bury him in the
basement.
Mrs Gardener:
The secret of the south is hidden in blood, genealogy...family.
Gail Emory:
You killed my parents.
Lucas Buck: and you thought you'd find a smoking gun?
Gail: You didn't give me enough of a chance
Matt Crower:
Those who seek the truth run the risk of being consumed by heavenly
fire.
Gail Emory: I don't think we're talking about heaven here
Matt Crower:
You're using him as some sort of a psychic tour
guide?
Gail Emory: I know what I'm doing.
Selena: He won't say a word.
Lucas: Why what did you do, bite off his tongue in a fit of
passion?
Loris Holt: The devils greatest ploy was to convince you he
doesn't exist.
Lucas Buck: Your bugging me...is he bugging you? (to Lt
Drey who is being eaten alive by beetles)
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