1) Buffy: "You're really gonna have to get over the whole ... primal power thing. Also, in terms of hair care, you really wanna say, what kind of impression am I making in the workplace?"

2) Xander: "Forgiveness is my middle name! Well, actually it's LaVelle, and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life."

3) Willow: "It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay."

4) Spike: "I have come to redefine the words pain and suffering since I fell in love with you."

5) Giles: "Ground cloven hooves are 30 per cent off. The whole ones are full price."

6) Faith: "Are you protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?"

7) Joyce: "Do I have bad hair? I don't look like scary mom, do I?"

8) Dawn: "You know, I'm not the shortest one here. I don't know why I had to be in the kid coffin."

9) Anya: "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie"

10) Adam: "I'm aware. I know every molecule of myself and everything around me. No one, no human, no demon has ever been as awake and alive as I am. You are all just shadows."