Buffy the Vampire Favorite Quotes

Season 7, episode 6: "Him"

Xander: You're gonna live in the small room over there. I know it looks like a closet, but it's a room now. You can not touch my food, I take the first shower in the morning, and if I use up all the hot water that's your tough noogies.

Buffy: I think I can't stand him, but then sometimes... 
Dawn: You love him? 
Buffy: No. I feel for him.

Dawn: You know what, maybe I don't want advice from the dysfunction queen.

Xander: Oh no, daddy no! I wasn't....! When I was looking, I wasn't...! Oh God. 
Willow: Right there with you.

Buffy: He might have said that you came on a little strong.
Dawn: Oh my God, I'm the pushy queen of slut town.

Xander: I'm sorry it's just...check out time was an hour ago. We were hoping to make up the bed. And also, it's a class room, you chowder head! Now get off the boy, Buffy. We're going home.

Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman. And he isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis!
Willow: I can work around it!

Anya: I'd kill for him!
Willow: You'd kill for a chocolate bar.

Anya: What are you gonna do, use magic to make him into a girl? Damn.

Dawn: What am I, gonna compete with you? You're older and hotter and have sex that's rough and kill people!

Buffy: Xander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slipping that jacket on just a little bit?
Xander: I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.

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