Buffy the Vampire Favorite Quotes

Season 7, episode 4: "Help"

Buffy: What if their problems are weird and tricky? 
Xander: I think you underestimate your familiarity with the world of weird and tricky.

Buffy: You need to show this bully that you're not gonna take any more of his sh — guff. Uh, any guff.
Amanda: Cause that's what I did. I stuck up for myself. The other day after class, I jumped him in the parking lot, and I slammed his stupid ass insecure face right into the pavement!
Buffy: You what?
Amanda: I guess that's another reason Mr. Miller wanted me to see you. Do you think I should pound on him some more?

Willow: Have you googled her yet?

Xander: Poems. Always a sign of pretentious inner turmoil.

Willow: You join chat rooms, you write poetry, you post Doogie Howser fanfic. It's all normal, right?

Buffy: Do you know how lame this is? Bored teenage boys trying to raise up a demon. Sorry it didn't show. I bet it's because you forgot the boom box playing some heavy metal thing, like... Blue Clam Cult? I think that's the key to the raising of lame demons.

Cassie (to Spike): She'll tell you. Someday she'll tell you.

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