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• A&E Bates Motel "Ocean View" Monday 10:00pm April 15
  Norman and Emma find clues that lead to a major discovery; Norman pursues Bradley.
   

• ABC CASTLE: The Fast and the Furriest
  CASTLE AND BECKETT ARE ON THE HUNT FOR BIGFOOT, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "The Fast and the Furriest" - When Castle and Beckett find giant footprints at the site of a vicious murder, the team is forced to confront the unlikely theory that Bigfoot is the killer. But as they trek into the world of primate research, big game hunting and mythological creatures, they realize that finding the man (or beast) responsible may put them on the endangered species list, on "Castle," MONDAY, APRIL 15 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast: Arye Gross as M.E. Perlmutter, Aaron Hill as Kurt Wilson, Raphael Sbarge as Dr. Darrell Meeks, Palmer Davis as Garland Meeks, Albie Selznick as Dr. Paul Devlin.
  "The Fast and the Furriest" was written by Christine Roum and directed by Jonathan Frakes.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF: Disappearing Act
  A CORRUPT FUND MANAGER PAYS THE ULTIMATE PRICE -- OR DOES HE? -- ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Guest Starring Dennis Boutsikaris, Joanna Cassidy, Lorraine Toussaint, Marisa Ramirez and Christopher McDonald
  "Disappearing Act" - A rich investment fund manager, Gerry Roberts, stands trial for defrauding his investors of a billion dollars, but he is kidnapped as he is leaving court, even though Tommy and Adam are on his security detail. In all the chaos, a protestor outside the courthouse is run over and killed by the getaway car, and later a video surfaces of Gerry being killed. But was it possible he faked his own death? Megan also gets closer to the truth about her father, on "Body of Proof," TUESDAY, APRIL 16 (10:01-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Dennis Boutsikaris as John Anderson, Lorraine Toussaint as Chief Angela Martin, Marisa Ramirez as Officer Riley Dunn, Robyn Lively as Ruth Olsson, Francois Chau as Hu Jinbau, Kelly Frye as Julie, Brooklyn Sudano as Sarah, Dahlia Salem as Ada Gwen Jones, David Gautreaux as Layne Pacifico, with Christopher McDonald as Gerry Roberts and Joanna Cassidy as Joan Hunt.
  "Disappearing Act" was written by Christopher Murphey and directed by Sam Hill.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Apocalypse Meow + Stray Dogs – SEASON FINALE
  RELATIONSHIPS ARE TESTED AND DECISIONS ARE QUESTIONED WHEN GEORGE SELLS THE HOUSE, BUYS DALLAS HER DREAM HOME AND TESSA MOVES OUT, ON THE ONE-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  The bitingly iconic single-camera comedy, "Suburgatory," concludes the season with a one-hour finale event, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In the first part of the hour, "Apocalypse Meow," Dallas offers to help George tell Tessa that he's sold their house and that they're combining residences, but it doesn't go as planned. The rift between Dalia and Tessa widens as Dalia goes out of her way to make Tessa miserable and Tessa seeks break-up revenge. Meanwhile, Noah obsesses over Carmen even though she's dating his therapist.
  In the second part, "Stray Dogs," Sheila launches a chastity campaign in Chatswin and convinces Mr. Wolfe to throw a Chastity Ball at the high school, assuming that Lisa will be crowned queen of the ball. Meanwhile George buys a house for Dallas and receives a visit from her ex-husband, and Tessa sets up residence in her bathroom stall at school.
  "Apocalypse Meow" guest stars Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Gilland Jones as Amber, Natalie Flloyd as Stephanie, Lilly Roberson as Joan, Ely Henry as Reggie, Zabeth Russell as Greta, Bunnie Rivera as Carmen and Todd Louiso as Bob.
  "Apocalypse Meow" was written by Annie Weisman and directed by Ken Whittingham.
  "Stray Dogs" guest stars Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Maestro Harrell as Malik, Jay Mohr as Steven Royce, Malin Akerman as Alex, Dyana Liu as Wan'Er, Miriam Flynn as Helen, Sam Fuller as Derek, Lilly Roberson as Joan, Brooke Baumer as Lucille, Deena Dill as Bliss, Edie Mothersbaugh as girl no. 1, Abby Donnelly as girl no. 2 and J. Rene Pena as passenger.
  "Stray Dogs" was written and directed by Emily Kapnek.
   

• ABC HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENT (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE): How To Live With The Academy Awards Party
  POLLY AND FAMILY CELEBRATE THEIR FAVORITE HOLIDAY - THE OSCARS -- ON ABC'S "HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE)"
  "How To Live With The Academy Awards Party" - The family celebrate their favorite holiday - the Oscars. Polly invites an old classmate over for the event and tries to impress him. Meanwhile, Max thinks that Elaine has too close a relationship with her brother, and tensions explode at the party, on "How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast: Joe Wengert as Gregg, Reid Scott as Hot Scott, Willie Garson as Harry, Abigail Eschete as Young Polly.
  "How To Live With The Academy Awards Party" was written by Jonathan Schmock and directed by Rodman Flender.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky
  PENNY STARTS A REBOUND ROMANCE WITH THE CAR CZAR, ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  Rob Corddry Returns as the Car Czar
  "The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky" - The gang is shocked when Penny rebounds from her breakup with Pete by having a torrid affair with the last man on earth they'd pick for her -- the Car Czar (Rob Corddry). To make matters worse, she's temporarily living with Brad and Jane, who end up acting like disapproving parents. Meanwhile the friends pressure Max to get a job so he'll stop sponging off them. He decides to enter the "Mr. Gay Gay Chicago" pageant, with Alex and Dave as his coaches, on "Happy Endings," FRIDAY, APRIL 19 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Rob Corddry as the Car Czar, Drew Droege as Josh Jill, Andy Gala as Shaun and Kailan Whitaker as young Dave.
  "The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky" was written by Gil Ozeri & Jackie Clarke and directed by Fred Goss.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: Un-sabotagable
  JANE TRIES TO WHIP MAX'S LIFE INTO SHAPE, AND DAVE CHALLENGES ALEX TO USE UP ALL HER GROUPONS, ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  Mark-Paul Gosselaar Returns as Chase
  "Un-sabotagable" - Chase (guest star Mark-Paul Gosselaar), the ex-roommate whose life Max ruined, says he'd like to take revenge and do the same thing to Max, but Max's life is so pathetic it's "un-sabotagable." Max vows to prove him wrong and asks Jane to help him get his act together. Meanwhile, Alex asks the rest of the gang for help when Dave challenges her to finally use her stockpile of Groupons, on "Happy Endings," FRIDAY, APRIL 19 (8:30-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Chase, Matt Braunger as Kevin and Christopher Michael as Major Fitness.
  "Un-sabotagable" was written by Jonathan Fener and directed by Tristram Shapeero.
   

• ABC Family JACK FINALLY HAS A BREAKTHROUGH IN HIS RECOVERY ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER,"AIRING MONDAY, APRIL 15 AT 8:00PM ET/PT ON ABC FAMILY
  Burbank, CA (March 28, 2013) - Everyone rallies around Jack to make sure he gets the help he needs on an all-new episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," airing Monday, April 15, 2013 (8:00 - 9:00 PM ET/PT) on ABC Family.
  In "Fraid So," George and Reverend Stone insist that Jack see a therapist, but it's Adrian's advice that ultimately persuades him to go. Ricky feels Amy's absence as he juggles taking care of John with his work and school responsibilities. Cathy is stunned when she learns that her ex-boyfriend wants to see their baby. Amy realizes that she doesn't want to lose Ricky. Meanwhile, Leo secures an important business account.
  "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" stars Shailene Woodley, Ken Baumann, Greg Finley, Daren Kagasoff, Megan Park, Francia Raisa, Michael Grant, Cierra Ramirez with Steve Schirripa. In "Fraid So" the special guest star is Mark Derwin.
   

• AMC Mad Men Season 6, Episode 2 "The Collaborators" 10:00pm Sunday 10/9c April 14
  Don has a difference of opinion with a client, while Peggy has problems motivating the staff.
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• BBCA Doctor Who "Hide" - Episode 9
  Clara and the Doctor arrive at Caliburn House, a haunted mansion sat alone on a desolate moor. Within its walls, a ghost hunting Professor and a gifted psychic are searching for the Witch of the Well. Her apparition appears throughout the history of the building, but is she really a ghost? And what is chasing her?
  Episode credits: Written by Neil Cross and directed by Jamie Payne (The Hour, Call the Midwife).
   

• Cartoon Network Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell is a new live-action workplace comedy about Gary, an associate demon, as he attempts to capture souls on earth in order to climb the corporate ladder of the underworld. Watch the first look HERE
  Adult Swim Unleashes New Original Comedy Series Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell
  Live-Action Series Debuts Thursday, April 18th at Midnight (ET, PT)
  Adult Swim announced today the premiere of Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell, a new live-action comedy series airing April 18th at Midnight (ET, PT). The new quarter-hour original series stars Matt Servitto (Banshee) as "Satan," Henry Zebrowski (Wolf of Wall Street) as "Gary," and Craig Rowin (Night of Too Many Stars) as "Claude."
  Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell is a live-action workplace comedy about Gary, an associate demon, as he attempts to capture souls on earth in order to climb the corporate ladder of the underworld. Gary hopes to advance in Hell, but he may be too stupid, lazy and kind-hearted to realize his dreams of promotion. Meanwhile, Gary's intern Claude is more talented, more devious and will do whatever it takes to impress Satan.
   

• CBS ALICIA’S CASE PLAYS OUT IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION WHEN THE HACKER GROUP “ANONYMOUS” TAKES AN INTEREST, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  Editor's Note: The title of this episode has been changed.
  Jason Biggs Returns as Tech Entrepreneur Dylan Stack
  “Rape: A Modern Perspective” – As Alicia represents a girl who accuses a classmate of rape, the case takes on a life of its own when the hacker group “Anonymous” takes notice and brings the trial into the public eye via the Internet. Also, Diane continues to be vetted for a possible Illinois Supreme Court seat and Kalinda becomes suspicious of Robyn, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, April 14 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jason Biggs returns as tech entrepreneur Dylan Stack.
  WRITTEN BY: J.C. Nolan
  DIRECTED BY: Brooke Kennedy
   

• CBS THE CBI TEAM HEADS TO A RUN-DOWN WILD WEST TOURIST TOWN WHEN THE OWNER IS FOUND DEAD, ON “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  “Red Letter Day” — The CSI team heads out to a run-down Wild West tourist town when the owner is found dead. Meanwhile, Kirkland tries to find out how much Jane knows about Red John, on THE MENTALIST, Sunday, April 14 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Weiss
  DIRECTED BY: Guy Ferland
   

• CBS LILY CONTEMPLATES MOVING TO ROME WITH THE CAPTAIN TO BE HIS ART CONSULTANT, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, APRIL 15
  Kyle MacLachlan Returns as The Captain
  “Romeward Bound” — When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year to be his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April 15 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kyle MacLachlan returns as The Captain.
  WRITTEN BY: Chuck Tatham
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS JEFF AND AUDREY COMPETE AGAINST JEN AND ADAM FOR THE TASTIEST DISH IN A HEALTHY COOKING CLASS, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," MONDAY, APRIL 15
  "Cooking Class" – Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen’s healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey’s cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell’s new girlfriend, Radha, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Monday, April 15 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michael A. Ross
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS CAROLINE PANICS WHEN SHE DEVELOPS A RASH AFTER A NIGHT WITH HER EX BEAU, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, APRIL 15
  Ryan Hansen Returns as Caroline’s Ex-Boyfriend, Andy
  “And The Worst Selfie Ever” – Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-beau, on 2 BROKE GIRLS Monday, April 15 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ryan Hansen returns as Caroline’s ex-boyfriend, Andy.
  WRITTEN BY: Laura Kightlinger
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS MOLLY AND PEGGY ATTEMPT TO PLAY NICE FOR MIKE’S BIRTHDAY, ON "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, APRIL 15
  "Party Planners” – Mike’s birthday wish is to have his wife and mother get along, but Molly and Peggy butt heads more than ever as they try to plan his birthday party together. Meanwhile, Samuel and Carl compete for the same woman, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, April 15 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Mark Gross and Brian Keith Etheridge
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS WHEN McGARRETT AND CATHERINE CROSS INTO NORTH KOREA TO RETRIEVE THE REMAINS OF A FALLEN FRIEND, HE RECOUNTS HIS LAST DEADLY MISSION THERE, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, APRIL 15
  The Episode Serves as a Prequel to the Series’ Pilot
  Jimmy Buffett Returns as Frank Bama and Terry O’Quinn Returns as Joe White
  “Olelo Pa’a” – When McGarrett and Catherine cross into North Korea to retrieve the remains of a fallen friend, he recounts his last deadly mission there, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, April 15 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. The episode serves as a prequel to the series’ pilot. Jimmy Buffett returns as Frank Bama and Terry O’Quinn returns as Joe White.
  (*Olelo Pa’a is Hawaiian for “The Promise”)
  WRITTEN BY: Peter Lenkov and Ken Solarz
  DIRECTED BY: Joe Dante
   

• CBS WHILE TRYING TO TRACK DOWN THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING A PRIEST, THE TEAM IS REUNITED WITH A CRIMINAL INFORMANT WHO LOOKS GOOD FOR THE CRIME, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  Polly Draper Returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ Mother
  “Atonement” – While trying to track down the person responsible for killing a priest, clues lead them to Natasha, a criminal informant from a previous case, who looks good for the crime. Meanwhile, Agnes sets out to find her mother after she goes missing, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, April 16 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Polly Draper returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ mother.
  WRITTEN BY: Brett Mahoney and Andi Bushell
  DIRECTED BY: Vince Misiano
   

• CBS SHERIFF LAMB NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO HELP HIS SON WHEN HE’S ARRESTED AFTER VIOLET ACCUSES HIM OF ASSAULT, ON “VEGAS,” FRIDAY, APRIL 19
  Anna Camp Returns as Hollywood Starlet Violet Mills, and
  Melinda Clark Returns as Mia’s Mother, Lena
  “Scoundrels” – Sheriff Lamb needs to find a way to help his son when Katherine arrests Dixon after a bruised Violet accuses him of assaulting her. Meanwhile, Savino has his own problems when Lena finds a gambler’s body in one of the Savoy’s suites, on VEGAS, Friday, April 19 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Matt Payne
  DIRECTED BY: Christine Moore
   

• CBS LILY CONTEMPLATES MOVING TO ROME WITH THE CAPTAIN TO BE HIS ART CONSULTANT, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, APRIL 15
  Kyle MacLachlan Returns as The Captain
  “Romeward Bound” — When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year to be his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April 15 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kyle MacLachlan returns as The Captain.
  WRITTEN BY: Chuck Tatham
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS JEFF AND AUDREY COMPETE AGAINST JEN AND ADAM FOR THE TASTIEST DISH IN A HEALTHY COOKING CLASS, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," MONDAY, APRIL 15
  "Cooking Class" – Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen’s healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey’s cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell’s new girlfriend, Radha, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Monday, April 15 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Michael A. Ross
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS CAROLINE PANICS WHEN SHE DEVELOPS A RASH AFTER A NIGHT WITH HER EX BEAU, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, APRIL 15
  Ryan Hansen Returns as Caroline’s Ex-Boyfriend, Andy
  “And The Worst Selfie Ever” – Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-beau, on 2 BROKE GIRLS Monday, April 15 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ryan Hansen returns as Caroline’s ex-boyfriend, Andy.
  WRITTEN BY: Laura Kightlinger
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS MOLLY AND PEGGY ATTEMPT TO PLAY NICE FOR MIKE’S BIRTHDAY, ON "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, APRIL 15
  "Party Planners” – Mike’s birthday wish is to have his wife and mother get along, but Molly and Peggy butt heads more than ever as they try to plan his birthday party together. Meanwhile, Samuel and Carl compete for the same woman, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, April 15 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Mark Gross and Brian Keith Etheridge
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS WHEN McGARRETT AND CATHERINE CROSS INTO NORTH KOREA TO RETRIEVE THE REMAINS OF A FALLEN FRIEND, HE RECOUNTS HIS LAST DEADLY MISSION THERE, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, APRIL 15
  The Episode Serves as a Prequel to the Series’ Pilot
  Jimmy Buffett Returns as Frank Bama and Terry O’Quinn Returns as Joe White
  “Olelo Pa’a” – When McGarrett and Catherine cross into North Korea to retrieve the remains of a fallen friend, he recounts his last deadly mission there, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, April 15 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. The episode serves as a prequel to the series’ pilot. Jimmy Buffett returns as Frank Bama and Terry O’Quinn returns as Joe White.
  (*Olelo Pa’a is Hawaiian for “The Promise”)
  WRITTEN BY: Peter Lenkov and Ken Solarz
  DIRECTED BY: Joe Dante
   

• CBS WHILE TRYING TO TRACK DOWN THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING A PRIEST, THE TEAM IS REUNITED WITH A CRIMINAL INFORMANT WHO LOOKS GOOD FOR THE CRIME, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  Polly Draper Returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ Mother
  “Atonement” – While trying to track down the person responsible for killing a priest, clues lead them to Natasha, a criminal informant from a previous case, who looks good for the crime. Meanwhile, Agnes sets out to find her mother after she goes missing, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, April 16 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Polly Draper returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ mother.
  WRITTEN BY: Brett Mahoney and Andi Bushell
  DIRECTED BY: Vince Misiano
   

• CBS SHERIFF LAMB NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO HELP HIS SON WHEN HE’S ARRESTED AFTER VIOLET ACCUSES HIM OF ASSAULT, ON “VEGAS,” FRIDAY, APRIL 19
  Anna Camp Returns as Hollywood Starlet Violet Mills, and
  Melinda Clark Returns as Mia’s Mother, Lena
  “Scoundrels” – Sheriff Lamb needs to find a way to help his son when Katherine arrests Dixon after a bruised Violet accuses him of assaulting her. Meanwhile, Savino has his own problems when Lena finds a gambler’s body in one of the Savoy’s suites, on VEGAS, Friday, April 19 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Matt Payne
  DIRECTED BY: Christine Moore
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 15, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  Please note: The season premiere of Oh Sit! will air on Monday, April 15 from 8:00-9:00 pm
  MONDAY, APRIL 15 90210 — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Call Girl” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  ANNIE IS FORCED TO REVEAL SHE IS AUTHOR X — Jordan (guest star Robbie Jones) asks Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) to plan a launch party for the latest hot writer, known as Author X, which forces Annie (Shenae Grimes) to admit that she is Author X. Silver (Jessica Stroup) worries that Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) is not okay that she is dating Mark (guest star Charlie Weber). Meanwhile, Dixon (Tristan Wilds) finds out that Michaela (guest star Lyndon Smith) has feelings for Navid (Michael Steger). Matt Lanter, Trevor Donovan also star. Bethany Rooney directed the episode written by Scott Weinger (#518). Preview
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 16 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “This Kiss” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  AVOIDANCE THERAPY — When the town decides to put on a performance of Shakespeare’s most iconic scenes, George (Scott Porter) and Zoe (Rachel Bilson) refuse to play Romeo and Juliet, but eventually agree just to prove to everyone that they are over each other. Lemon (Jaime King) and Wade (Wilson Bethel) are excited about taking over the reigns at the Rammer Jammer, but things come to a halt when they lose all the staff two days before opening. Meanwhile, Brick (Tim Matheson) decides to offer a week of free counseling to everyone in BlueBell and winds up helping the two most unlikely people, but in his effort to help others he learns a secret he has been keeping from himself. Cress Williams also stars. Bethany Rooney directed the episode written by Leila Gerstein (#219).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 18 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Pictures of You” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  PROM NIGHT IN MYSTIC FALLS — After making a decision that infuriates Klaus (Joseph Morgan), Elijah (Daniel Gillies) proposes a life-changing challenge for Rebekah (Claire Holt). Caroline (Caroline Accola) finds that her carefully laid plans for the perfect Senior Prom night are disrupted by Elena (Nina Dobrev), so she turns to an amused Klaus for a solution. Determined to get through to Elena, Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) both attend the prom, but the evening begins to spiral out of control despite their efforts. When Elena suddenly lashes out in a way no one could have predicted, Matt (Zach Roerig) turns to Rebekah for help. Finally, Bonnie (Kat Graham) makes a terrifying discovery, and Klaus receives a message that could change everything. J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Neil Reynolds & Caroline Dries (#419). Photo Promo Rehash: Pictures of You Preview
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 18 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Heart of Darkness” (TV-PG, V) (HDTV)
  EVAN LEADS MUIRFIELD TO VINCENT — Evan (Max Brown) confesses his love to Cat (Kristin Kreuk) and admits that he tipped off Muirfield to Vincent’s (Jay Ryan) whereabouts. Meanwhile, Gabe (Sendhil Ramamurthy) finds evidence that someone in the department is a mole who was working with the vigilante. Nina Lisandrello, Austin Basis and Brian White also star. Scott Peters directed the episode written by Roger Grant and Blair Singer (#117). Photo  Clip Preview
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 19 NIKITA — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Broken Home” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  BROKEN MEMORIES, BROKEN HOMES LEAD TO DEATH IN DIVISION — Strapped down and drugged, Nikita (Maggie Q) is subjected to Amanda’s (Melinda Clarke) horrific mental conditioning process, sending her down a terrible trip through memory lane. In the process, Nikita discovers Amanda’s deepest, most guarded secret ever. Now revealed as leader of the uprising, Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) struggles to save everyone as events violently escalate. With Michael (Shane West) locked away by Division conspirators, Birkhoff (Aaron Stanford) and Sean (Dillon Casey) must step up to save the women they love. Meanwhile, Owen’s (Devon Sawa) newfound memories drive him to disturbing actions during Division’s lockdown. John Badham directed the episode written by Terry Matalas & Travis Fickett (#318).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CLEVELAND TAKES ON THE MOB ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  Cleveland feels bad for Dr. Fist (guest voice Bryan Cranston) because he has no friends, so he decides to make him “one of the guys.” But Cleveland soon stumbles upon a potentially life-threatening secret about his new friend – he used to work for the mob. Meanwhile, Junior and Rallo open up a food truck at their school, but their moneymaking plans are thwarted when some serious competition arrives in the all-new “Fist and the Furious” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 14 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-415) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Bryan Cranston
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER CAN’T SEEM TO PLEASE MARGE, AS HARD AS HE TRIES ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  Wanda Sykes and George Takei Make Guest-Voice Appearances
  Once again, Homer must save his marriage when Marge gets fed up with his behavior. Meanwhile, after watching “A Streetcar Named Desire,” Milhouse takes on a Marlon Brando-inspired bad-boy persona to attract Lisa in the all-new “What Animated Women Want” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 14 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2408) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Wanda Sykes as the School Therapist and George Takei as the sushi chef/restaurant owner.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  “BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE BELCHERS APPEAR ON A TELEVISION GAME SHOW ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 14 ON FOX
  After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show “Family Fracas!” To the dismay of the program’s host, they keep winning and coming back each night…that is until their lucky streak comes to a suspicious end in the all-new “Family Fracas” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 14 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-306) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PETER GOES INTO THE WILD ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  Featuring an AMERICAN DAD cold open and “King of the Hill” opening credits
  Bill Maher (“Real Time with Bill Maher”) Makes Guest-Voice Cameo
  When Peter, Quagmire and Joe fly on a private plane to Canada, they crash in the middle of the wilderness, far from civilization. Peter is chosen to find help, but ends up going missing for two months, only to be found as a feral creature with no ability to communicate intelligently. The Griffins must find a way to bring back Peter to his old self in the all-new “Bigfat” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 14 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1015) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Mike Judge as Hank Hill; Bill Maher as Himself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FRANCINE TRIES TO SPICE THINGS UP ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  Francine does all she can to make Stan take on a different mission. And when he does, she learns that her missionary man is all she really needs. Then, Hayley tries to get back into the dating scene with disastrous results, and reluctantly submits to Snot’s (Curtis Armstrong) advance, agreeing to a dinner date in the all-new “The Missing Kink” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, April 14 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-716) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Patrick Stewart as Agent Bullock, Curtis Armstrong as Snot.
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 15
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A STOCK BROKER WITH A SECRET ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  Joanna Cassidy (“Body of Proof”) Guest-Stars as Booth’s Mother
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Jack Spindler, a successful employee at a brokerage firm by day, but a stripper by night. When the team learns how Spindler’s moonlighting affected his personal life, they start to question the people closest to him, including his stripper friend, Storm (guest star Brandon Barash). Meanwhile, Booth’s mother (guest star Joanna Cassidy) shows up after a 24-year absence in his life and makes a special request of him in the all-new “The Party in the Pants” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-818) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Joanna Cassidy as Marianne Booth; Brandon Barash as Storm; Jonathan Tucker as Seth Harrison; Jeremy Kent Jackson as Seth Harrison; Hayley Marie Norman as Kristy Mineta; James Harvey Ward as Jason Wyler; Lise Simms as Aunt Alice; Ryan Malgarini as Dale; Qiaona Xiao as Miriam Young; Robert Pine as Reggie; Michelle DeFraites as Party Girl #1; Andrea Bordeaux as Party Girl #2.
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 15
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  RODERICK MAKES A DECISION WITH DANGEROUS IMPLICATIONS ON AN ALL-NEW “THE FOLLOWING” MONDAY, APRIL 15, ON FOX
  The Havenport Police Department is brought onto the case and Roderick’s role as sheriff is called into question, which leads him to make a shocking decision that threatens the safety of Joey. Meanwhile, Ryan goes against the FBI, hoping to gain the trust of one of Joe’s followers in the all-new “Havenport” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Monday, April 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-113) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Warren Kole as Roderick; Mike Colter as Agent Nick Donovan; Mandy Siegfried as Betty Vincent; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 18
  --“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  YOU’RE NEVER TO OLD TO CHASE YOUR DREAMS ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” THURSDAY, APRIL 18 ON FOX
  Guest Stars NeNe Leakes (“The New Normal) and Idina Menzel (“Wicked”) Return
  When the members of New Directions learn that the theme of this year’s Regionals is “Dreams,” everyone has his/her own opinion as to what they should sing. Meanwhile, the day has finally come for Rachel to audition for the Broadway revival of “Funny Girl” in the all-new “Sweet Dreams” episode of GLEE airing Thursday, April 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-419) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Jacob Artist as Jake Puckerman; Melissa Benoist as Marley Rose; Becca Tobin as Kitty Wilde; Alex Newell as Wade Adams; and Blake Jenner as Ryder Lynn; Lauren Potter as Becky Jackson; Dot Marie Jones as Coach Beiste; NeNe Leakes as Coach Roz Washington; Idina Menzel as Shelby Corcoran.
   

• FX’s original drama series, THE AMERICANS airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.  April 17 "Covert War"
  Episode 11 – Next On: “Covert War” Events in Moscow strike a personal chord for Elizabeth, leading her to take on a dangerous mission she can't complete without Philip's help, and placing the couple on a collision course with both Grannie and the FBI.
   

• HBO Game of Thrones "Walk of Punishment" Sunday April 14 9:00pm
  Daenerys meets with Kraznys to make a deal for an army, and tempts the slaver with an offer he may not be able to refuse. Meanwhile, Tyrion is given new responsibilities to which he is decidedly unsuited; the Night's Watch Rangers retreat to a familiar place; Jon and Mance Rayder examine the carnage at the Fist of the First Men; and Catelyn says good-bye to her father.
   

• HBO The Emmy-nominated comedy series VEEP kicks off its ten-episode second season SUNDAY, APRIL 14 (10:00-10:30 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO. Created by Armando Iannucci (Oscar nominee for co-writing "In the Loop"), the show stars Emmy-winner Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer, who becomes vice president, only to discover the job is nothing like she expected, but everything she was warned about.
  With midterm elections looming, Vice President Selina Meyer is scoring higher ratings than the president in several popularity polls, which she hopes will boost her influence and help her curry favor with the chief executive. But as she knows all too well, even the most banal action can set off a ripple effect that has unexpected, far-reaching - and often disastrous - consequences.
  Guest stars on the new season include Gary Cole (HBO's "Entourage"), as Kent Davison, the president's new senior strategist, Kevin Dunn (HBO's "Luck") as Ben, the president's chief of staff, and Jessica St. Clair ("Bridesmaids"), as Dana, Gary's new girlfriend. Trailer #1  Trailer #2  Posters
   

• HISTORY Vikings Season 1, Episode 7 "A King's Ransom" Sunday 10:00pm
  Ragnar presents a proposal to King Aelle. Preview
  Three Viking ships sail upriver towards the very heart of power in eastern England: the Royal Villa of King Aelle. Ragnar Lothbrok has come looking for ransom in exchange for peace. However, King Aelle has a different plan in mind for these northern heathens. Photos
   

• IFC Out There
  Jason Schwartzman, Ellen Page & Sarah Silverman Guest Star on Out There's Season Finale / Premieres Friday, April 19 at 10pm
  IFC's animated series Out There is ever so close to the season finale. We have a brand preview new clip to share!
  In this coming-of-age comedy, Chad’s doodlings in class get him noticed by the “cool kids” of the Yearbook Club, voiced by guest stars Jason Schwartzman, Ellen Page and Sarah Silverman. At first, Chad is happy to be invited into their inner circle but the Yearbook Club members quickly show their true colors. Video 
  Be sure to catch the season finale of IFC's original animated series Out There this Friday, April 19 at 10pm ET/PT.
  BUT WAIT, there's so much more!
  We can all commiserate with the adolescent plight that Out There’s characters of Chad (Ryan Quincy), his little brother Jay (Kate Micucci) and his best friend, Chris (Justin Roiland) are forced to endure while they wait to graduate school and hopefully leave their small town.
  Stars are no different then the rest of us in having to endure adolescent awkwardness. Some of our favorite names in comedy along with some of the Out There cast share their favorite embarrassing school blunders.
   

• Lifetime Army Wives "Losing Battles" Sunday April 14 9:00pm
  Denise helps Michael sort through Claudia Joy's clothes; Caroline insists on living with her real mother after Eddie is deployed; Pat tells Gloria that he is being deployed the next day; Joan finds it difficult to juggle work and parenthood when David gets sick from his new drug regimen.
   

• Lifetime The Client List "Unanswered Prayers" Sunday April 14 10:00pm
  Riley rekindles her dream of becoming a singer when she learns that one of her client's knows a high-profile music agent. Meanwhile, Kyle experiences trouble with a fellow inmate that could jeopardize his defense; and Evan grows close to a female cadet at the police academy.
   

• Lifetime Call Me Crazy: A Five Film Read Our Review!
  Through the five shorts named after each title character -- Lucy, Eddie, Allison, Grace and Maggie – powerful relationships built on hope and triumph raise a new understanding of what happens when a loved one struggles with mental illness. Call Me Crazy stars Academy Award® and Golden Globe® winners Jennifer Hudson, Melissa Leo and Octavia Spencer, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vassilieva, Brittany Snow, Ernie Hudson, Jason Ritter, three-time Emmy Award®-winner Jean Smart, Lea Thompson, Oscar®-nominee Melanie Griffith and Chelsea Handler. Laura Dern, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bonnie Hunt, Ashley Judd and Sharon Maguire direct the anthology.
  Written by Deirdre O’Connor and directed by Howard, Lucy follows the film’s title character, a law student who finds herself amidst the horror of schizophrenia, landing her in an institution where, through the support of a new friend, meds and her psychotherapist, she begins her path to not only healing, but a promising future. Lucy also features Clint Howard.
  LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE CALL ME CRAZY: A FIVE FILM TO PREMIERE APRIL 20
  Starring Academy Award® and Golden Globe® Winners Jennifer Hudson, Melissa Leo and Octavia Spencer, Brittany Snow, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vassilieva, Ernie Hudson, Jason Ritter, Emmy® winner Jean Smart, Lea Thompson, Oscar® nominee Melanie Griffith and Chelsea Handler
  Anthology from Executive Producers Jennifer Aniston, Marta Kauffman, Kristin Hahn, Kevin Chinoy and Francesca Silvestri, Directed by Laura Dern, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bonnie Hunt, Ashley Judd and Sharon Maguire
  LOS ANGELES, CA (March 19, 2013) – The Lifetime Original Movie event Call Me Crazy: A Five Film, which brings together an all-star ensemble cast with five interwoven stories about how everlasting bonds of love and family can overcome life’s most challenging hurdles, will make its world premiere on Saturday, April 20, at 8:00pm ET/PT.
   

• NBC "REVOLUTION" "THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA"
  04/15/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : This was pre-empted for a special news report; will probably air next week.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "INTRO TO KNOTS"
  04/18/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : JEFF ORGANIZES A HOLIDAY PARTY – ANNIE SECRETLY INVITES PROFESSOR CORNWALLIS – MALCOLM MCDOWELL GUEST STARS – Jeff (Joel McHale) organizes a lovely holiday gathering at his apartment but Annie (Alison Brie) secretly invites Professor Cornwallis (recurring guest star Malcolm McDowell), to get in his good graces. When it becomes apparent that Professor Cornwallis intends to give them a bad grade on their joint History paper, the atmosphere quickly deteriorates and the group takes decisive action. Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi, Donald Glover, Ken Jeong and Jim Rash also star.
  IT’S CHRISTMAS IN APRIL WHEN NBC’S ‘COMMUNITY’ GOES INTERACTIVE WITH ZEEBOX THIS THURSDAY
  Watch Community Live and play “Community zeetag Bingo” on zeebox for a chance to win a Sony prize pack filled with “Belated Christmas Gifts”
  CULVER CITY, Calif. – April 17, 2013 – To celebrate Community’s highly anticipated Christmas-themed “Intro to Knots” episode, NBC and Sony Pictures Television will partner with zeebox to offer viewers an interactive episode with a chance to win gifts when they watch Community live this Thursday, April 18, 2013 at 8 PM ET / 7 PM CT on NBC.
  Viewers will be able to play “Community zeetag Bingo” on their smartphones, tablets or laptop when watching Thursday's episode live. After downloading the free zeebox application from zeebox.com, fans will be able to access a game board with nine expression-filled squares. When one of the expressions is used by one of the Greendale gang, fans must click the corresponding box within 10 seconds to secure the winning square. To score a “Bingo” victory, you must have three squares in a row – horizontally, vertically or diagonally – by the time the show ends. To be eligible for win a gift, you must have a winning game board by the time the show ends, or be playing the game for the entire duration of the episode.
  For the sweeps entry and chance to win Community’s “Belated Christmas Gifts,” all Bingo players must tweet out their bingo victory or loss using a pre-populated tweet with a unique hashtag. From the list of submitted entries, two winners will be selected to receive prize packs that will include a Sony 55” internet television, Sony Xperia Tablet and Sony X headphones.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "JERRY'S RETIREMENT"
  04/18/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE TRIES TO COMMEMORATE JERRY’S RETIREMENT—When Leslie (Amy Poehler) finds out Jerry (Jim O’Heir) is retiring, she struggles with the proper way to commemorate the occasion. Chris (Rob Lowe) and Ann (Rashida Jones) prepare to have a baby together, while Tom (Aziz Ansari) worries he will become the office punching bag once Jerry leaves. Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, Aubrey Plaza and Retta also star.
  Patton Oswalt Guest Stars Leslie gets back to the basics with a butter churning competition against her latest rival.
  Jerry's Retirement It seems like no one got the memo that Jerry's retiring!
  Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster Don't miss Patton Oswalt's guest appearance on Parks and Recreation!
  Much Ado About Nothing Ron would work all night if it meant nothing got done.
  Doing the Deed Chris and Ann aren't quite ready for the insemination process. 
  The New Jerry Who will be the next "Jerry" in the office?
   

• NBC "HANNIBAL" POTAGE (TV-14)
  04/18/2013 10:01 PM HANNIBAL HIDES A SECRET FROM JACK BUT NOT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES - Jack (Laurence Fishburne) theorizes that Abigail (Kacey Rohl) may have aided her father ,Garret Jacob Hobbs (Vladimir Cubrt) in his serial killings. Against Dr. Alana Bloom's (Caroline Dhavernas) advice ,but at Hannibal's (Mads Mikkelsen) behest, Abigail is escorted back to Minnesota, where she discovers much violent hostilityagainst her and her family. Things go from bad to worse when a copycat killer murders a friend of Abigail. Hannibal suggests they hide the body to protect Abigail — but secrets come at a cost.Also starring Hugh Dancy, Hettienne Park, Aaron Abrams, Scott Thompson
  Mystery Caller Will's on the scent of another killer.
  Profile of a Killer Will's got a bead on a copycat killer.
  Victim or Suspect? Jack theorizes that Abigail may have aided her father, Garret Jacob Hobbs, in his serial killings.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" RING OF FIRE (TV-PG)
  04/19/2013 9:00 PM THINGS HEAT UP IN PORTLAND WHEN NICK FACES A VILLAIN UNLIKE ANY OTHER – Nick (David Giuntoli) finds himself fighting a wildly different sort of nature freak in a desperate attempt to keep a volcano from burying Portland in lava. Meanwhile a pregnant Adalind (Claire Coffee) meets a powerful new ally (guest star Shohreh Aghdashloo) in Europe. Meanwhile, Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) seeks out help after becoming overwhelmed by the latest side effect of her recovery - multiple memories of Nick showing up everywhere. Russell Hornsby, Silas Weir Mitchell, Sasha Roiz, Reggie Lee and Bree Turner.  Preview
   

• NBC "SMASH" "OPENING NIGHT"
  04/20/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : It’s "Bombshell’s" opening night. As Ivy’s (Megan Hilty) nerves get the better of her, support comes from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Tom (Christian Borle) and Julia (Debra Messing) look to their next project. "Bombshell’s" success may be in jeopardy as Eileen’s (Anjelica Huston) issues with Richard (guest star Jamey Sheridan) come to a head. Jimmy (Jeremy Jordan) finally opens up to Karen (Katharine McPhee) about his past, but is it too little too late? Jack Davenport, Krysta Rodriguez and Andy Mientus also star. Rosie O’Donnell, Bernadette Peters, Jesse L. Martin and Jamey Sheridan guest star.
   

• Netflix HEMLOCK GROVE - Check out the motion poster!
  Check out the new MOTION POSTER for HEMLOCK GROVE Exclusively on Bloody Disgusting!
  Check out the new RED BAND trailer for HEMLOCK GROVE Exclusively on MTV.com!
  All 13 episodes available on Netflix Friday April 19, 2013.
  From Executive Producer Eli Roth Developed by Brian McGreevy & Lee Shipman
  Starring Famke Janssen, Dougray Scott, Bill Skarsgård, Landon Liboiron, Penelope Mitchell and Freya Tingley  Link
  From executive producer Eli Roth and based on Brian McGreevy’s novel of the same name, Hemlock Grove is a riveting one-hour murder mystery that revolves around the residents of a former Pennsylvania steel town. When 17-year-old Brooke Bluebell is brutally murdered, any of Hemlock’s peculiar inhabitants – or killer creatures – could be suspects. Through the investigation, the town’s seamier side is exposed, revealing nothing is what it seems. Beautiful, terrifying and graphic, Hemlock Grove is unlike anything else in its genre.
   

• PBS Call the Midwife, Episode 3 - Sun, April 14, 2013, 8/7c
  Jenny is called to a short-staffed London Hospital to work on the male surgical ward. Initially hesitant about her temporary assignment, she becomes increasingly reluctant about her new duties when she finds herself working under an intimidating surgeon, Mr Tracey. Back in Poplar, the midwives have a new addition to the household, Jane, who lends a hand in Jenny's absence. In one of their most unusual cases, the nuns and midwives are introduced to a forthright pair of twins Meg and Mave Carter. The two women are identical in every way; except one of them is now pregnant. As the pair come to terms with the impact that a baby will have on each of them, Jenny unexpectedly helps to save the life of an old friend.
   

• PBS Masterpiece Classic Season 43, Episode 10 "Mr. Selfridge" Sunday April 14 9:00pm
  Harry invites a famous ballerina to appear at the store, but the publicity event doesn't go as planned thanks to Ellen Love; Rose comes clean about her identity to Roddy.
  Cast: Deborah Cornelius: Miss Blenkinsop Tom Goodman-Hill: Mr. Grove Amy Beth Hayes: Kitty Jeremy Piven: Harry Selfridge Christian Patterson: Alf Amanda Abbington: Miss Mardle Pippa Haywood: Miss Bunting Raffey Cassidy: Beatrice Selfridge Ron Cook: Mr. Crabb Grégory Fitoussi: Henri Leclair Nick Moran: Reginald Towler Frances O'Connor: Rose Selfridge Timothy Watson: Mr. Perez Anna Madeley: Miss Ravillious Kika Markham: Lois Selfridge Samuel West: Frank Edwards Poppy Lee Friar: Rosalie Selfridge Zoe Tapper: Ellen Love Aisling Loftus: Agnes Towler Oliver Jackson-Cohen: Roderick Temple
   

• Showtime Nurse Jackie "Happy F. Birthday" Sunday April 14 9:00pm
  In the Season 5 premiere, a bus accident makes for a busy day at All Saints, as two new doctors join the rotation. Meanwhile, O'Hara is content spending every minute with her new son; and Akalitus gives Eddie his old job back.
   

• Showtime The Borgias "The Face of Death" Sunday April 14 10:00pm
  In the Season 3 premiere, the poisoned Pope Alexander fights for his life and the cardinals jockey to take over the papacy, while Cesare and Micheletto try to track the assassin. Meanwhile, Della Rovere readies to make his move; and Catherina Sforza dispatches her own personal assassin to unseat the Borgias.
   

• SYFY Defiance- Premieres April 15 at 9/8c.
  Defiance is a full Syfy experience where the television series converges with an MMO game, premiering in April 2013! Defiance, from the minds behind Battlestar Galactica & Farscape, stars Grant Bowler (True Blood) and Julie Benz (Dexter), and will join the transmedia revolution as it unfolds a serial drama from the TV screen into the world of gaming. Watch the show. Play the game. Change the world.
  About Defiance: Coming soon to Syfy, Defiance is the innovative serial drama from the minds behind Battlestar Galactica and Farscape. Drifting through a terramorphed American landscape, the mysterious Nolan settles in a border town where aliens and humans fight against the fragility of peace. Tune in weekly as the citizens of Defiance thrive in this hostile world, and see how their struggles impact your war in the high-octane multi-platform MMO shooter from Trion Worlds!
  Stipple Interactive Image David J. Peterson, Who developed the languages of Defiance, will conduct a live Twitter Q&A from TED tomorrow Thursday, February 28 7:00 p.m. ET/ 4:00 p.m. PT  In addition, David has been live-tweeting while at TED.  He’ll be tweeting from @DefianceWorld,   But you can also catch the full experience on Storify 
  Photos VIDEOS: Coming April 2013 :30 Trailer Trailer #3
  Making of Defiance Part IV: Cultures, Makeup & Languages Get a behind-the-scenes look at what makes up the different races of Defiance.
  Trailer #2 Defiance premiering on SyFy in April 2013.
  New in Town - Trailer Defiance premiering on SyFy in April 2013.
  Making of Defiance Chapter 3: Writing, Cinematography & Music
  April 15 2013 Syfy's "Defiance" debuts
  The Making of Defiance Part II: Sets & Environments
  Today, a new trailer for Defiance went live! Watch below to get a more intimate view of the world to come. You can stay updated in all things Defiance by following its YouTube and Twitter or liking its Facebook page. Defiance-Series Premieres Monday, April 15 at 9/8c. Worlds Away - Promo Clip
  Civilization begins again. From Syfy and Trion Worlds comes a transformed Earth in the near future. Watch the show. Play the game. Change the world.
  We hope you're ready for all-things Defiance! We have a few great videos to share about all of the prep that went into the making of the series. http://defiance.com/  You'll find them below.
  Defiance-Premieres Monday at 9/8c! Building Defiance - Time-Lapsed Clip See a time-lapsed clip of the set of Defiance being built. 
  Defiance & Dodge at the NY Auto Show - Clip Check out the Dodge Charger used in Defiance at the New York Auto Show. 
  Making of Defiance - Clip Get a look behind the scenes of what went into the making of Defiance.  
  Making of Defiance Part IX: Game Meets Show - Making Of Clip Find out how the Defiance game and show intersect.
  We Live or Die Together - Clip The town of Defiance is united by one thing-survival.
   

• Syfy's Powerful Mondays will also show a new episode of Lost Girl. You can find the sneak peek below. Lost Girl-Airs Mondays at 10:30/9:30c. Those Who Wander - Sneak Peek
  In two weeks, it's the epic season finale! Bo's mother is back - but could her father be far behind?
   

• TBS MEN AT WORK New Episode: "The New Boss" - TV-14-DL - Thursday, April 18, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  A new editor (guest star Peri Gilpin) is picked up at Full Steam Magazine, and the boys all do their best to impress. Gibbs' game gets shaky, Neal experiences a colossal confidence boost and Milo tries to get noticed. Meanwhile, Tyler tries to change up his dating style, and it doesn't go quite as well as he'd like to think. J.K Simmons, Joel David Moore and John Michael Higgins also guest star.
  Directed by Leonard R. Garner Jr. Written by Breckin Meyer Created by Breckin Meyer
  Interview with Danny Masterson (Milo)!
   

• TNT Dallas - Two-Hour Season Finale
  Dallas Season Finale Part 1: "Guilt By Association" - Monday, April 15, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  When John Ross and Pamela make a shocking discovery about an enemy's whereabouts the night J.R. was killed, Bobby is compelled to reveal more of J.R.'s master plan to them and ask for their help in a surprising way. Meanwhile, Christopher heads out to search for his mother, but as an unexpected secret comes to light, a rift drives Christopher and Elena apart. At the same time, Sue Ellen makes an impassioned plea to convince Ken Richards (guest star Lee Majors) to do the right thing, even though it may have dire consequences for him.
  Directed by Jesse Bocho Written by Taylor Hamra
   

• TNT Dallas Season Finale Part 2: "Legacies" - Monday, April 15, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  In the electrifying second season finale, the Ewings unite to execute J.R.'s master plan. Twists and turns abound as each family member tries to ensure its success in ways that would make even a scoundrel like J.R. Ewing proud. When the shocking answer to the question "Who killed J.R.?" is finally revealed, the stage is deliciously set for new alliances and new battles to begin.
  Directed by Steve Robin Written by Cynthia Cidre and Robert Rovner
   

• TNT Southland Season Finale: "Reckoning" - Wednesday, April 17, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  John copes with the aftermath of his kidnapping. Sammy closes in on the real robbers. Lydia continues to pursue John's kidnappers and becomes more intimate with an old friend.
  Directed by Christopher Chulack Written by Jonathan Lisco Created by Ann Biderman
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA... NASCAR DREAMS ZOOM INTO THE FOREFRONT ON "THE MOMENT" AN INVESTIGATION REQUIRES A CLOSER LOOK ON "PSYCH"
  Spring is here and that means one thing - fresh starts! Watch an ordinary hopeful get a second chance at his dream career on THE MOMENT, try to crack the case on PSYCH and check out an action-packed episode of WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW. Plus, you won't want to miss marathons of NCIS and LAW & ORDER: SVU!
  WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17 PSYCH - "Right Turn or Left For Dead" - 10/9c
  Shawn (James Roday) solves a case involving a mysterious Swedish woman and imagines how the same case would have been solved had he done one thing differently at the start of the investigation.
  Guest Stars: Kurt Fuller, Lauriane Gillieron, Rose Abdoo
  Social TV: Enjoy PSYCH's delicious second screen content on USA Sync during the episode. Visit http://sync.usanetwork.com, or sync with your favorite app including Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while you watch.

NON-FICTION

• ABC NEXT WEEK ON DANCING WITH THE STARS (4/15 & 16)
  NINE REMAINING COUPLES TAKE ON "LEN'S SIDE BY SIDE CHALLENGE" ON ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS," MONDAY, APRIL 15
  Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Anna Trebunskaya, Tristan MacManus, Tony Dovolani, Gleb Savchenko and Chelsie Hightower Return
  Selena Gomez, The Band Perry and Kerli to Perform on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show," Tuesday, April 16
  "Episode 1605 & 1605A" - Nine remaining couples hit the dance floor and face an exciting new challenge MONDAY, APRIL 15 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET). In another first for "Dancing with the Stars," a new twist called "Len's Side By Side Challenge" tasks each couple to perform a portion of their individual dance alongside a pro dance couple. The pro couples will include returning favorites Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Anna Trebunskaya, Tristan MacManus, Tony Dovolani, Gleb Savchenko and Chelsie Hightower. This new twist will allow the audience as well as judges to compare the celebrity's dance technique in real time to a professional's. Monday will also feature a show stopping opening number with the entire cast, returning pros and dance troupe.
  On TUESDAY, APRIL 16 one couple will be eliminated on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). The show will feature music by multi-Platinum-selling artist Selena Gomez who will perform her new single, "Come & Get It," and Country Rock group The Band Perry will perform their hit No. 1 song, "Better Dig Two." The results show will also feature a spectacular opening number choreographed by Mark Ballas and Derek Hough.
   
• ABC THE REMAINING SIX CELEBRITY DIVERS WILL TAKE IT TO THE TOP, ON ABC'S "SPLASH"
  Each Celebrity Will Have to Dive from the 10 Meter Platform; One Will Be Eliminated in a Final Dive-Off
  "Episode 105" - The remaining six celebrity divers will have to face their ultimate fear, launching themselves off the 10-meter high-dive platform. After each celebrity has taken the plunge from three stories high, the bottom two scorers will compete in a dive-off to determine who will be sent home, on "Splash," TUESDAY, APRIL 16 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  "Splash" marks the first time ten celebrities will train and compete in regulation platform and springboard diving at dizzying heights in front of a weekly poolside audience. After training with professional divers and being mentored by the world's most decorated and medaled diving legend, Greg Louganis, their dives will be critiqued by two judges, London Olympic U.S. Gold medalist David Boudia and Australian Olympic athlete and USA Dive Team director Steve Foley.
   
• ABC Thursday April 18 8:00pm
  WIFE SWAP: (4/18)
  THE MATRIARCH OF AN ITALIAN FAMILY TRADES LIVES WITH A FITNESS FANATIC, ON ABC'S "WIFE SWAP"
  "DiBella/LaRosh" - Marie DiBella, the matriarch of an Italian family, and Carol LaRosh, a fitness fanatic, trade lives for two weeks on "Wife Swap," THURSDAY, APRIL 18 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In "Wife Swap," two mothers of families, each with opposing values, trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a two week-long challenge: In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life, do house work, unwind and more. Everything changes in the second week when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own set of rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the second week, the two couples meet for the first time in a raw and highly-charged exchange of views, making frank assessments of one another and discussing the experience.
  Marie DiBella lives in Seaside Heights, NJ with her husband, Leo, and their four children -- Leo Jr. (26), Nicky (21), Angelo (14) and Gianna (8). Marie likes to spoil her family by cooking big Italian-style dinners consisting of pasta, meatballs, Stromboli, wine and cake. She feels that food is a celebration and cooks every meal with love - and lots of calories - that have added inches to everyone's waistline. Marie handles all of the household duties, including laundry and cleaning, allowing her children free time with no responsibilities. The family owns and operates the pizzeria Bippy's, located at the Jersey Shore. When Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc on the area, the family had to close their business, and now they wait for the city to rebuild its infrastructure so they can re-open.
  In San Diego, CA, workaholic and fitness fanatic Carol LaRosh lives with her husband, Larry, and their two daughters, Chloe (12) and Sophia (9). Carol is a real estate agent who strives for perfection and works long hours as the family's main breadwinner. She exercises daily and doesn't sit down for meals with her family. Carol was overweight as a child and lost 80 pounds through diet and exercise. She is determined to keep the weight off and her children's weight under control by portion control and a semi-strict diet. Her home runs like a well-oiled machine, with Carol outlining all of the children's responsibilities and daily chores on a large dry erase board so the kids stay on track.
   
• ABC ON SHARK TANK (4/19)
  PITCHES INCLUDE TWO WOMEN WHOSE JEWELRY LINE WAS INSPIRED BY THEIR EXPERIENCE IN THE MILITARY, AND AN AMERICAN WHO BELIEVES HE'S PERFECTED A TRADITIONAL ENGLISH TREAT, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 423" - Two women from Alexandria, VA, inspired by their experiences as West Point cadets and U.S. army officers, present their fashion forward jewelry line; a man from Aurora, CO believes he's perfected the traditional English scone; a self-described "geek" from Lynnwood, WA hopes a deal for his custom, made-to-order furniture will make him cool; and a man from New York aims to help people with his door-to-door luggage pick up service. Also, an update on Aaron Krause from Folcroft, PA and the versatile Scrub Daddy cleaning tool, which Lori Greiner invested in during Season 4, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, APRIL 19 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC Friday April 19 10:00pm
  "IN AN INSTANT," AIRING ON "20/20," FRIDAY, APRIL 19 ABC
  In a moment of crisis, lives can change drastically by twists of fate and split-second decisions. "20/20" reports on surviving everything from random violence and acts of terror to massive highway accidents and the madness of crowds and stampedes, FRIDAY, APRIL 19 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  ABC News Correspondent Byron Pitts will give viewers the latest information on the Boston Marathon tragedy, including stories of survival. Additional reports will include:
  * John Qui–ones reports on the split-second decisions that can make the difference between life and death during a potentially deadly highway pile-up.
  * What makes the difference between life and death when there is an active shooter in the office? Elizabeth Vargas speaks with workplace shooting survivors and a law enforcement official who demonstrates what to do.
  * "20/20" explores the phenomena of "crowd think" and the herd mentality of stampedes, where individuals forget logical thinking and instead follow everyone else -- even if it is clearly not the right thing to do.
  * Amputee college soccer player Bree McMahon shares her inspiring story of recovery, and "20/20" is with her as she visits Boston to support the amputee victims whose lives changed in an instant on Monday. Deborah Roberts reports.
   
• ABC BET ON YOUR BABY: 103
  IT'S FOUR TIMES THE FUNNY WHEN QUADRUPLET TODDLERS FACE AN OBSTACLE COURSE WITH DISTRACTIONS, ON ABC'S "BET ON YOUR BABY"
  "Episode 103" - Can the adorable Rivera quadruplets navigate through a kiddie obstacle course carrying cups of water? Can Remy's parents correctly predict which toy their son will select when presented with four choices -- but none of them his favorite? Will toddler Kya be coaxed by Mom into blowing milk bubbles out of her cup and onto a table in the allotted time? Find out when Melissa Peterman (ABC Family's "Baby Daddy" and Dancing Fools") hosts "Bet on Your Baby," SATURDAY, APRIL 20 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  All parents think they know their baby well, but are they willing to bet on it? "Bet On Your Baby" will reveal the answer to that question each week in an hour-long program featuring memorable families with toddlers between the ages of two to three-and-a-half years old, who will play to see how well they can guess their child's next move in the hopes of earning money towards their college fund.
  On "Bet on Your Baby," the parents will be playing the game and the children will just be playing. The game takes place on two stages - on one, a shiny game show studio with a cheering audience, one parent places a bet, while on the other, the parent takes the child to a play room called "The Babydome" where the child determines the outcome of the game completely unaware of the stakes that are on the line. Each family plays a self-contained, individual challenge against the house -- meaning that they're only competing against themselves, not against other families.
  Later on, the five families return to play for the chance to advance to the final round - "Smash for Cash" - in which one set of parents will have 5 tries to hammer open piggy banks, one of which contains a $50,000 college fund.
  "Bet on Your Baby" was created by 5x5 Media's Craig Armstrong, Rick Ringbakk, Charles Wachter and Electus' Ben Silverman and Jimmy Fox. The series is executive-produced by Electus (Ben Silverman, Chris Grant, Jimmy Fox) and 5x5 Media (Craig Armstrong and Rick Ringbakk).
   
• BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta "Reunion" Part 2 Sunday, April 14, 2013 8:00pm
  Part 2 of 3. The reunited Atlanta wives reflect on Season 5 dramas. Included: Kim Zolciak returns to dish on the antics and to talk about her departure from the show; NeNe confronts Phaedra, with Kenya joining in on the attack.
   
• BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County "Making Up Is Hard to Do" Monday, April 15 8pm
  Alexis is the first to be invited to meet Vicki's new grandson. Elsewhere, Tamra and Gretchen go shopping for baby gifts as Tamra tries to settle differences with Vicki; Heather meets new housewife Lydia McLaughlin, hoping to score a feature in Lydia's magazine.
   
• CBS 60 Minutes Sunday 4/14
  “IF I THROW A BAD KNUCKLEBALL, YOU COULD HIT IT,” SAYS MAJOR LEAGUE’S ONLY KNUCKLEBALLER, R.A. DICKEY, TO LESLEY STAHL ON “60 MINUTES"
  The Only Knuckleballer to Win the Cy Young Award Explains and Demonstrates The Elusive Pitch That Saved His Career
  R.A. Dickey, whose sudden success for the New York Mets led to his becoming the only knuckleball pitcher to win the Cy Young award, talks about his career and the pitch that saved it in a 60 MINUTES profile to be broadcast Sunday, April 14 (7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  Dickey pitched so well for the hapless Mets last season that they capitalized on the trading power he could bring them. They traded him to the Toronto Blue Jays in the off-season. Lesley Stahl visited the Blue Jays training camp in Florida to learn more about the knuckleball and the only man currently throwing it in the majors.
  U.S. SPECIAL FORCES COLONEL HUNTING JOSEPH KONY SAYS HUMAN INTELLIGENCE – THE SAME THAT LED TO OSAMA BIN LADEN - WILL LEAD THEM TO THE WARLORD – “60 MINUTES”
  In His First Interview, a Former Kony Commander Says His Troops Called U.S. Aircraft Overhead “Obama”
  In the end, it was information from people who knew him that led to the killing of Osama bin Laden. It will be the same for African warlord Joseph Kony, says a U.S. Special Forces colonel who had been helping African armies search for the militant known for kidnapping children to man his marauding army. Col. Kurt Crytzer speaks to Lara Logan for her report from the jungles of the Central African Republic, where the world’s most wanted warlord may be hiding. Her story will be broadcast on 60 MINUTES, Sunday, April 14 (7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  QUIRKIEST PART OF A QUIRKY TOWN NAMED MARFA JUST MAY BE ITS PRADA BOUTIQUE THAT’S NOT REALLY A PRADA BOUTIQUE – “60 MINUTES” SUNDAY
  It could be a mirage for a city-slicker lost in the West Texas back country. “Prada Marfa” sits all alone with nothing for miles around it on a dusty road leading to the little town of Marfa, Texas. There are some pricy shoes and hand bags in its windows – just enough to give you the idea it really is a Prada boutique. But it’s not. It’s a quirky piece of artwork that may be the quirkiest aspect of Marfa, a town populated by cowboys and artists in the middle of nowhere that offers 60 MINUTES’s famous quirkologist, Morley Safer, plenty of material to weave one of his trademark stories about cultural oddities. “Marfa, Texas,” where the Old West meets the New Age, will be broadcast on 60 MINUTES, Sunday, April 14 (7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Watch an Excerpt
   
• CBS THE AMAZING RACE sends 11 teams on a trek around the world. Each Team is comprised of two people who have a pre-existing relationship with one another. At every destination, each Team competes in a series of challenges — some mental and some physical — and when the tasks have been completed, they learn their next destination. Teams who are farthest behind will gradually be eliminated as the contest progresses, with the first team to arrive at the final destination winning at least $1 million.
  Jerry Bruckheimer, Bertram van Munster, Jonathan Littman, Elise Doganieri and Mark Vertullo are the executive producers for Jerry Bruckheimer Television and Earthview Inc. in association with ABC Studios and Amazing Race Productions. THE AMAZING RACE was created by Bertram van Munster and Elise Doganieri.
   
• CBS IN THE MOST SHOCKING TRIBAL COUNCIL SO FAR THIS SEASON, A HUGE REVELATION FORCES AN ALLIANCE TO SCRAMBLE AND POTENTIALLY TURN ON EACH OTHER, ON “SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17
  "Zipping Over the Cuckoo’s Nest" — An accident threatens one castaway’s future in the game, and in one of the most shocking Tribal Councils, a huge revelation forces an alliance to scramble and potentially turn on each other, on SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES, Wednesday, April 17 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS AN EMPLOYEE’S LACK OF SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY FRUSTRATES THE CHIEF TALENT OFFICER OF POPEYES LOUISIANA KITCHEN, WHILE ANOTHER EMPLOYEE’S GENEROSITY BRINGS HER TO TEARS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “UNDERCOVER BOSS,” FRIDAY, APRIL 19
  “Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen” – Lynne Zappone, Chief Talent Officer of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, the world’s second-largest fried chicken restaurant chain, is frustrated with an employee’s lack of Southern charm behind the counter. Also, the Boss is brought to tears by another employee’s generosity, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, April 19 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 3/2/12.)
  UNDERCOVER BOSS is produced by Studio Lambert. Stephen Lambert, Eli Holzman and Chris Carlson are executive producers.
   
• CBS Saturday April 20 10:00pm 48 Hours (All New!)
  Welcome to tonight's 48 Hours -- "Captured" a special reports on the manhunt & capture of the Boston Marathon bombings suspects, the victims and a week of tragedy and triumph in Boston. Video
   
• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 15 SEASON 2 PREMIERE
  “OH SIT!” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Episode 113” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  JAMIE KENNEDY, JESSI CRUICKSHANK AND TANIKA RAY RETURN FOR SEASON 2 — Oh Sit! is back with more fun and higher stakes! This season, the show will feature new obstacles and bridges, water rounds, mechanical rounds and slick zones. Each week this high-octane musical chairs competition will feature 12 thrill-seeking daredevils who will race head-to-head through five physically demanding, chair-splitting obstacle course-style eliminations as they each compete to claim a chair – all to the sounds of a live band. At the end of the hour, only one contestant will be left sitting triumphant to seize the cash prize and the title of OH SIT! champion. The show is hosted by Jamie Kennedy (“The Ghost Whisperer”) and actress/television host Jessi Cruickshank (“MTV Live”). Adding to the fun, Tanika Ray (“Extra”) will be in the trenches with the contestants both on and off the track, and will add color commentary from the sidelines as the action unfolds. Gin Wigmore (“Man Like That,“ “Black Sheep”) is the musical guest. The episode was directed by Glenn Weiss (#113).
  Photos Video #1 Video #2 Sit-Sational Preview Sit-Storm Preview
   
• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl Who Cries Home” (TV-14, DL)
  SHENAE GRIMES (“90210”) IS THE GUEST PHOTOGRAPHER — The contestants complete a challenge that leaves them hanging, then celebrity guest photographer Shenae Grimes shoots the models posing as taxidermy. Viewers are introduced to top fashion blogger, Bryanboy, who joins as the show’s first-ever social media correspondent, while judges Kelly Cutrone, Rob Evans and Tyra Banks team with the judging audience for the first elimination of the cycle (#1902).
   
• Discovery Channel's NAKED CASTAWAY premieres Sunday, April 14 at 10PM ET/PT. Ed Stafford lands on an uninhabited island, naked, as he attempts to survive in harsh elements, alone, for 60 days. DISCOVERY CHANNEL BARES IT ALL IN NAKED CASTAWAY The first person ever to walk the length of the Amazon River, Ed Stafford, undertakes an extreme physical and mental survival challenge as he lands naked and alone on the island of Olorua with only his brain and bare hands to keep him alive. From the very moment he lands on the island, Stafford is on a race to stay alive as he can only last three days without water and three weeks without food. NAKED CASTAWAY premieres on Discovery Channel Sunday, April 14 at 10PM ET/PT.
  Stafford lands on Olorua, an uninhabited island in the eastern division of Fiji, naked. He has no food, water, knives or tools - only a camera to document his experience as he attempts to survive on the island for 60 days. Plagued by limited resources, stifling sickness and mysterious island creatures, Stafford must use all of his prior survival knowledge and innate innovation to survive. Without human contact, adequate fresh water and constant sources of protein, Stafford attempts to dig deep within his psyche and push past his insecurities in a fight for his life. Will Stafford be able to survive the entire 60 days? How will he cope with the sweltering temperatures by day and freezing temperatures at night with no shelter or sun screen? Will the lack of human contact be the toughest obstacle to overcome? These questions and more will be answered on NAKED CASTAWAY as the series follows Stafford through his emotional highs and lows as he attempts to create a sustainable life on an uninhabited island.
   
• DISCOVERY CHANNEL SLICES INTO THE KNIFE INDUSTRY WITH "BLADE BROTHERS"
  -- "Blade Brothers" Premieres Back-to-Back Episodes Friday, April 19th at 10PM ET/PT --
  (NEW YORK) - Discovery Channel's BLADE BROTHERS introduces viewers to Todd Begg - a knife-making legend with twenty years of experience turning slabs of steel into five-figure collectables. Begg's clients, ranging from the eccentric billionaire to the novice collector, all seek out his talents for one-of-a-kind blades that combine art and function. As demand for Todd's skills lead to a six-year backlog of orders, Todd recruits his brothers to help run the business. The only problem is they know nothing about the making of knives. BLADE BROTHERS will consist of two 30-minute episodes premiering back-to-back on Friday, April 19 at 10PM ET/PT.
  In Discovery Channel's BLADE BROTHERS, watch as the Begg brothers learn to utilize each other's talents to work together and keep the business running smoothly. Todd hopes that help from his brothers will free him up to make even more custom knives, which can bring in up to $200,000 per order; however, older brothers, Mark and John Begg, have never actually made a knife before leading to humor and high drama. Oldest brother John was a drill sergeant in the army and worked in the oil and gas industry for 20 years and goofball former fashion model Mark both may not be up to the task. Will Todd's brothers rise to the occasion or fall short of his demands for quality and precision?
  BLADE BROTHERS will consist of two, 30 minute episodes premiering back-to-back on Friday, April 19 at 10PM ET/PT. BLADE BROTHERS is produced for Discovery Channel by MAK Pictures. For MAK Pictures, Executive Producers are Mark Kadin, Will Ehbrecht and Tucia Lyman. For Discovery Channel, Executive Producer is John Moffet and Associate Producer is Zander Kanefield.
  Art & Functionality Creating A Masterpiece Pulling Off the Impossible
   
• Discovery Channel OVERHAULIN' - Monday, April 15th at 9/8c on Discovery
  "1967 Ford Mustang convertible" Stretching the Limits Mustang Remodel
  For the first time on Discovery, OVERHAULIN' makes its debut with new premiere episodes Monday, April 15th at 9/8c.
  DISCOVERY CHANNEL REVS UP FOR NEW PREMIERE EPISODES OF OVERHAULIN' - New Episodes Premiere Wednesday, April 15 at 9 PM ET/PT -
  (New York) - Discovery debuts new episodes of television's definitive car restoration series OVERHAULIN'. The series brings viewers into the world of the iconic Foose Designs where Chip Foose and his dream team transform vehicles into the most amazing and imaginative automotives on television. OVERHAULIN' premieres Monday, April 15 at 9PM ET/PT.
  The renowned design legend Chip Foose delivers the ultimate combination of art, technology, and ingenuity on OVERHAULIN' - featuring his most inventive and original builds yet. OVERHAULIN' goes beyond the garage, exploring engaging human stories and the strong emotional connection between man and machine. The restoration projects feature deserving individuals ranging from returning veterans to those negatively impacted by the tough economy. Each altered auto becomes a life-changing surprise for its unknowing owner.
   
• Discovery Channel It's Mutiny on the Bering Sea When Discovery's 'Deadliest Catch' Returns April 16
  On Tuesday, April 16, the veteran captains of DEADLIEST CATCH return. And this season the young deckhands and skippers plan to give them a run for their bounty. From Thom Beers' Original Productions, the multiple Emmy Award-winning series follows the crew through hell and back in search of King and Opilio crab. But as the fleet faces off with the raging sea, they are quick to realize, that sometimes the most violent storms can come from within.
  IT'S MUTINY ON THE BERING SEA WHEN DISCOVERY'S HIT SERIES 'DEADLIEST CATCH' RETURNS FOR ITS NINTH SEASON AT 9 PM E/P TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  (Los Angeles, Calif.) - The veteran captains of DEADLIEST CATCH are back and this season the young deckhands and skippers plan to give them a run for their bounty. But can the captains keep them from taking over the wheel house for good?
  From Thom Beers' Original Productions, the multiple Emmy Award-winning DEADLIEST CATCH returns for its ninth season at 9 PM E/P, Tuesday, April 16 on Discovery Channel. Adventure is their call, crab is their trade and a one hundred million dollar plunder could be the reward for their sacrifice.
  This season the seven skippers and their crew are fighting through hell and back again in search of King and Opilio crab. But as the fleet faces off with the raging sea, they are quick to realize, that sometimes the most violent storms can come from within.
   
• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of HELL’S KITCHEN, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CULINARY CHOPS ARE PUT TO THE TEST ON AN ALL-NEW “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, APRIL 16, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay challenges the remaining contestants to create six stunning Chinese dishes, which will be judged by renowned chef Martin Yan. The team with the best dishes will earn a day in the sun on the paintball field, while the losing team will prepare the tedious and delicate dim sum dishes for dinner service. During dinner service, one team disappoints a VIP guest at Chefs’ Tables after dropping a lamb dish on the floor, while another chef overcooks multiple fish. With two chefs from each team up for elimination, Chef Ramsay must choose one more chef to send home for good in the all-new “15 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 16 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1107) (TV-14 D, L) Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ONCE AGAIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, ON FOX
  The remaining AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live in hopes of impressing the judges and America. After the performances, it is up to the nation to vote for their favorites. Tune in to see who amazes the judges and who falls flat in the all-new “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, April 17 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1239/40) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 18
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER SINGING HOPEFUL IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, APRIL 18, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week when one of the finalists will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who does not make the cut after America’s vote is revealed live in the all-new “Results Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, April 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1239/40A) (TV-14 D, L)
  AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR…
  CANDICE GLOVER, KREE HARRISON, AMBER HOLCOMB AND ANGIE MILLER ARE TOP 4 FINALISTS ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
  COMPETITION CONTINUES WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, ON FOX
  Janelle Arthur Is Eliminated
  Tonight, the Top 4 finalists – Candice Glover, Kree Harrison, Amber Holcomb and Angie Miller – were revealed. It also was announced that Janelle Arthur was eliminated.
  Tune in next week, Wednesday, April 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed), when the Top 4 return to perform for America’s votes, as they get one stiletto closer to becoming the next AMERICAN IDOL.
   
• FX BRANDX WITH RUSSELL BRAND airs Thursday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  SELECTED SCENES
  Beware of Larry Flynt Bearing Gifts… Larry Flynt introduces Russell to the hard life.
  Sensible Censorship?  Can’t say the F-word on TV, but you can show THESE things? 
  Plan B If Larry Flynt wasn’t a pornographer, what would he be? Watch BrandX LIVE Thursdays at 11p only on FX
  The First Amendment Professor Flynt schools on two of his favorite subjects: freedom and censorship.
  Siberian Hussies  Is this the new canine fashion rage? Really? http://youtu.be/KWiad4X0Vhg
  Wheelchair Blues? What didn’t kill Larry Flynt certainly made him stronger. Hear his story.
  Porn To Be Wild! What’s more exciting to the BrandX audience: speech or sex?
  BEHIND THE SCENES Meet Chris DeRose Why should the American government let Russell name important bills?
  Read The Fine Print Reality show contestants have WHAT growing out of their armpits?
  Black Hebrew Israelites? Russell wonders if African Americans are the real Jews.
  Ride 'em Cowboy Steve experiments with country music fashion. BrandX, all new Thursdays 11p only on FX.
   
• HBO WHICH WAY IS THE FRONT LINE FROM HERE? THE LIFE AND TIME OF TIM HETHERINGTON, A MOVING PORTRAIT OF THE ACCLAIMED WAR PHOTOGRAPHER AND FILMMAKER, DEBUTS APRIL 18 ON HBO.
  Sebastian Junger, Who Co-Directed The Oscar®-Nominated “Restrepo” With Hetherington, Directs.
  On April 20, 2011, shortly after the release of his Oscar®-nominated documentary “Restrepo,” photographer and filmmaker Tim Hetherington was killed by mortar fire in Misrata, Libya, where he’d been covering the civil war. His death ended a brilliant ten-year career in which he covered such dramatic stories as the conflicts in Liberia and Afghanistan, but also transcended the conventional boundaries of image-making to become one of the most important journalists of his generation.
  Illuminating the risks of the combat journalist’s profession, WHICH WAY IS THE FRONT LINE FROM HERE? THE LIFE AND TIME OF TIM HETHERINGTON chronicles his work on the battlefield to reveal what made him such a singular talent, and a remarkable human being. Hetherington’s close friend Sebastian Junger (“The Perfect Storm”), who co-directed “Restrepo” with him, directed the powerful documentary. The film debuts THURSDAY, APRIL 18 (8:00-9:15 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO, two days before the anniversary of Hetherington’s death.
  Don't miss this slideshow of Tim Hetherington's gorgeous photography Trailer Photos
   
• HBO "VICE" We're excited to share the latest from our friends at HBO, a documentary news program like no other.
  VICE smashes barriers of decorum to cover such stories as out-of-control political assassinations in the Philippines, the sumo/Mixed Martial Arts craze that has swept Senegal and the precarious nuclear stare-down in Kashmir. VICE's fearless approach is like nothing else on television and will show some of the scariest, weirdest and most absurd customs and practices known to humanity. Photos
  Check out a preview of Friday's episode of Vice!
  Haven't seen VICE yet? You may view the full premiere episode here: http://youtu.be/9Jgf99VXxHA
  Catch an all new episode of VICE next Friday night at 11pm only on HBO.
  For more on Vice, go to http://itsh.bo/15WAJcR
  HBO PARTNERS WITH VICE ON INNOVATIVE NEWS MAGAZINE SHOW; SHANE SMITH HOSTS; BILL MAHER, SHANE SMITH AND EDDY MORETTI EXECUTIVE PRODUCE; FAREED ZAKARIA IS A CONSULTANT
  LOS ANGELES, May 10, 2012 – HBO is partnering with VICE on an innovative news magazine show to be hosted by VICE founder Shane Smith, it was announced today by Michael Lombardo, president, HBO Programming . The weekly series will be executive produced by Bill Maher, Shane Smith and Eddy Moretti, VICE’s chief creative officer, with CNN’s Fareed Zakaria serving as consultant.
  “VICE has emerged as a premier new media brand thro ugh a savvy combination of irreverence, smarts and fearlessness,” said Lombardo. “We are excited to offer a forum for their groundbreaking style of news coverage and look forward to a show that’s like nothing else on TV.”
   
• HISTORY Season 2 Premiere of "Counting Cars"!
  We're very excited for the big premiere of Counting Cars Season 2 on HISTORY! This season, the heat is on as the boys buy, trick out and re-sell classic cars, bikes and more. Danny's love for cars and his eccentric personality are on full display this season as he works with people from all walks of life - from Ziggy Marley to a custom car for our troops. Let Danny "The Count" Koker take you back to a time when cars were romantic... because they still are for him!
  Below, we have a sneak peek and two promos featuring the constant battle between Danny's love affair with the cars and his staff's attempts to keep things grounded. Check them all out below:
  Counting Cars - Season 2 Premieres Tuesday, April 9th at 9/8c!
  Counting Cars - Sneak Peek Promo 2 "No Room" "Counting Cars Is Back" 
  In addition, HISTORY is giving fans a chance to get even closer to the The Count. HISTORY is launching a national tour offering fans an opportunity to see an original Count's Kustoms restoration in person. The Count the Cars Tour will feature a 1966 Cadillac Coup Deville filled with thousands of die-cast cars. Fans will try to "count the cars," guessing the number for a chance to win it. Enter 
   
• MTV and VH1 2013 Movie Awards Sunday April 14 9:00pm
  Rebel Wilson hosts the 22nd annual event in L.A. The nominees for Movie of the Year are "The Avengers," "The Dark Knight Rises," "Django Unchained," "Silver Linings Playbook" and "Ted." Also: Jamie Foxx is presented with the Generation Award.
   
• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" ""THE FIRST LEAF THAT HITS THE GROUND""
  04/14/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ALL-STARS MUST PRODUCE A SILENT FILM PROMOTING AUSTRALIAN GOLD PRODUCTS
  The All-Stars must once again work to promote popular Australian Gold products, this time by creating a silent film. One project manager is cast aside when a power-usurping teammate takes over the task. Meanwhile, the other project manager risks everything by going against the advice of a teammate. Boardroom Advisors: Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump, Jr.
  PREVIEW: And... Action! PREVIEW: Trump Wrap
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BATTLES PREMIERE"
  04/15/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : THE BATTLES BEGIN – THE COACHES ENLIST GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING ARTISTS, HILLARY SCOTT, PHARRELL WILLIAMS, SHERYL CROW AND VOICE AUSTRALIA COACH JOEL MADDEN TO PREPARE THEIR ARTISTS FOR BATTLE – The "battle rounds" begin and the coaches enlist the help of the music industry’s top recording artists to offer their knowledge and skill as advisers. Adam Levine teams up with Hillary Scott, Blake Shelton with Sheryl Crow, Shakira with Joel Madden, and Usher with Pharrell Williams. In this phase, the coaches pit two of their own team members against each other in a dueling duet. After the vocal face-off, each coach must choose which artist from their team is the strongest, and has the option of stealing losing artists from an opposing coach. Each coach has two steals during the battle rounds where their artists will proceed to the new knockout rounds. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent.
  Amber Carrington vs. Sasha Allen After watching their spirited battle on "Try," Adam must choose between Amber and Sasha.
  Garrett Gardner vs. J'Sun With Shakira looking on, Garrett Gardner and J'Sun battle on "How You Like Me Now."
  Holly Tucker vs. Michelle Raitzin Blake Shelton pits Holly Tucker and Michelle Raitzin to battle on "Blown Away." 
  Jess Kellner vs. Taylor Beckham Jess Kellner and Taylor Beckham battle one another for Usher, singing "You Know I'm No Good."
  Christian Porter vs. The Swon Brothers Singing Tom Petty's "I Won't Back Down," Christian faces the Swon Brothers in a Team Blake battle.
  Sneak Peek: Amber vs. Sasha Battle Get a preview of Monday as Amber Carrington and Sasha Allen battle over "Try."
  Sneak Peek: Jess and Taylor Prepare Jess Kellner and Taylor Beckham push themselves as they prepare for their battle duet of "No Good."
  The Voice Battles: Press Start Press start, high kick, upper cut, jab, sweep the leg,roundhouse kick, punch. It's The Voice Battles! Game over if you miss it. 
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BATTLES PREMIERE, PART 2"
  04/16/2013 (08:00PM - 09:01PM) (Tuesday) : THE BATTLES CONTINUE – THE COACHES ENLIST GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING ARTISTS, HILLARY SCOTT, PHARRELL WILLIAMS, SHERYL CROW AND VOICE AUSTRALIA COACH JOEL MADDEN TO PREPARE THEIR ARTISTS FOR BATTLE – The "battle rounds" continue and the coaches enlist the help of the music industry’s top recording artists to offer their knowledge and skill as advisers. Adam Levine teams up with Hillary Scott, Blake Shelton with Sheryl Crow, Shakira with Joel Madden, and Usher with Pharrell Williams. In this phase, the coaches pit two of their own team members against each other in a dueling duet. After the vocal face-off, each coach must choose which artist from their team is the strongest, and has the option of stealing losing artists from an opposing coach. Each coach has two steals during the battle rounds where their artists will proceed to the new knockout rounds. Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts. Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent. Re-runs on Saturday
  Michael Austin vs. Warren Stone As Adam watches intently, Michael Austin and Warren Stone battle for survival on "My Kinda Party." 
  Jeff Lewis vs. Josiah Hawley Jeff and Josiah wage a fierce battle over "Roxanne."
  Caroline Glaser vs. Danielle Bradbery Under Blake's watchful eye, Caroline Glaser battles Danielle Bradbery on "Put Your Records On." 
  Tawnya vs. Mark, Audrey vs. Jamila and Grace vs. Trevor Tawnya and Mark, Audrey and Jamila and Grace and Trevor battle over "The Chain," "If I were a Boy" and "Bobby McGee."
   
• NBC "READY FOR LOVE" ""MEET BEN AND ERNESTO""
  04/16/2013 (09:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : MEET BEN AND ERNESTO—After a shocking elimination in the premiere episode, it is now Ben Patton and Ernesto Arguello’s turn to meet their ladies. Twelve women compete for quality time with businessman Ben, while the other twelve women vie for the affections of charitable entrepreneur Ernesto. During Ernesto’s group date, the women are introduced to his philanthropic side. Elsewhere, Ben’s women are put through a strenuous test of their love. Preeminent matchmaker Amber Kelleher-Andrews, relationship author Tracy McMillan and professional dating coach Matthew Hussey handpicked the women based on personality, appearance and overall compatibility with Ben and Ernesto. Giuliana Rancic ("Giuliana & Bill") and Bill Rancic ("Giuliana & Bill") co-host the series.
  Full Episode Meet Ben and Ernesto- Twelve women compete for quality time with businessman Ben, while another 12 women vie for the affections of charitable entrepreneur Ernesto.
  Meet Ernesto's Ladies The 12 ladies competing for Ernesto talk strategy with their respective matchmakers.
  Hot Tub Time! Three lucky ladies get to spend some quality time with Ernesto... in the Jacuzzi!
  Meet Ben's Ladies The 12 ladies competing for Ben talk strategy with their respective matchmakers.
  Kiss and Tell Ben plants a smooch on two lucky girls... and on the first date! http://nbc.co/vid/n35606
  An Ex Gets Into the Game! Will Tim's ex-girlfriend bring war to Ready for Love?
  PREVIEW: Looking For The One 
  WEB EXCLUSIVE: Danielle's List The Girls Dish on Leah
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "WE2230"
  04/17/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday)
  COMING UP ON “DATELINE” Dateline: Behind Closed Doors Airs Wednesdays at 8p/7c
  Wednesday, April 17 at 8p/7c New details into the complex life of the man who called himself Clark Rockefeller, a charming con man who turned out to be a killer. Mike Taibbi reports with in-depth interviews with lead detectives on the case and those who knew the murderer well.
   
• NBC "FASHION STAR" " NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN (FIAT CHALLENGE)"
  04/19/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : DESIGNERS MUST CREATE THE PERFECT GARMENT FOR A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN AND ALSO DIRECT THEIR OWN FIAT PHOTO SHOOT – This week, it’s up to the contestants to interpret what a "big night out" means and create a fitting ensemble for their vision – whether it be a big gala, an exclusive party or a night out on the town. Working in teams, the contestants are also paired up to design a photo shoot for Fiat to showcase their latest piece. The 5th designer is sent home. PREVIEW: Staying Away From Southern
   
• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "041913"
  04/19/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Friday)
  Reports from Harry Smith, Natalie Morales and Ann Curry
  The latest developments out of Boston. Stories of heroism and interviews from some of the survivors. Harry Smith and Natalie Morales report.
  In an exclusive interview, Jackie and Warren Hance sit down with Ann Curry for the first time, to talk about moving forward after an unthinkable tragedy struck their beautiful family. The Hance's three daughters were killed in a horrific car accident when the girls' aunt drove the wrong way on the Taconic Parkway, killing herself and her own daughter. Chronicled in Jackie Hance's new book, I’ll See You Again, Hance talks candidly for the first time about that fateful day in July 2009.
  Brian Williams wraps up the broadcast with a few interesting items from the week that was. #ROCKBOTTOM
   
• NBC 4/15: The Voice Battles, Revolution, Tom Cruise and More!
  Tonight, The Voice contestants move into the Battles! Sneak a peek at what's in store in the videos below, along with a look at tonight's all-new Revolution.
  And make sure to catch clips of Tom Cruise, Jordana Brewster, and musical guest Shuggie Otis on Late Night on Friday, as well as Cyndi Lauper and musical guest Lazaro Arbos on The Tonight Show.
  4/16: The coaches faced some tough decisions during The Voice Battles last night, when performers overwhelmingly nailed their numbers. Catch the highlights below, and get ready for another rousing episode tonight.
  And make sure you're Ready for Love tonight, when Ernesto and Ben meet their matches!
  4/17: The Voice Battles rocked the coaches again last night! Check out the performances, along with highlights from last night's Ready for Love, including a steamy dip in the hot tub and some first kisses! Then, get ready for tomorrow's new Hannibal and Parks and Rec with the sneak peeks.
  4/18: Patton Oswalt on Parks, The Voice Battles Previews & More!
  Tonight, things get festive at Greendale as Jeff organizes a holiday gathering and Malcolm McDowell guest stars on Community. Then, catch two new episodes of Parks and Recreation, beginning at 9/8c and featuring the greatest filibuster in the history of mankind (or at least since a long time ago) - check below to preview Patton Oswalt's sensational guest appearance. And don't miss Hannibal as Will Graham has his sights on a copycat killer.
  Plus, this Monday, The Voice battles heat up like never before! Hear how the coaches are preparing their teams for the most shocking battles yet.
   
• PBS Tonight is the season finale of "Michael Feinstein's American Songbook," airing on PBS. The final episode features classical musicians Jeremy Denk and Joshua Bell. http://youtu.be/bvNsE1zoU4A
  PBS' STAR-STUDDED SEASON 3 OF MICHAEL FEINSTEIN'S AMERICAN SONGBOOK BOASTS SONDHEIM, MINNELLI, LANSBURY AND OTHER MUSIC, DANCE AND THEATER GREATS
  Show Tunes, Song and Dance, and Radio's Star-Making Past Are Among the Topics in a Three-Episode Arc
  ARLINGTON, VA - February 27, 2013 - Stephen Sondheim, Liza Minnelli, Angela Lansbury, Christine Ebersole and other great stars of American music and musical theatre share the spotlight with the country's most passionate music preservationist as MICHAEL FEINSTEIN'S AMERICAN SONGBOOK returns to PBS for a new star-studded, three-part season Friday, April 5, 2013, 9:00 p.m. ET.
  Season Three finds Feinstein exploring the enduring popularity of show tunes, the pas de deux between music and choreography on stage and the big screen, and the indelible impact that radio - in its star-making heyday - had on the American musical canon.
  While crisscrossing the country on a seemingly endless stream of concert dates, Feinstein conducts candid interviews with revered composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim (Sweeney Todd, West Side Story, Follies) and the multiple Award-winning Broadway and television legend Angela Lansbury. He sings with Tony Award-winning actress Christine Ebersole, reminisces with Liza Minnelli about the great dance stars Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire, hosts superstar violinist Joshua Bell on his public radio show, and visits with some of the country's most well-versed and colorful collectors of musical recordings and music ephemera.
  The acclaimed MICHAEL FEINSTEIN'S AMERICAN SONGBOOK airs as part of PBS ARTS, one of broadcast television's only programming blocks dedicated to the best in performing arts, on Fridays, April 5, 2013, 9:00-11:00 p.m. ET and April 12, 2013, 10:00-11:00 p.m. ET on PBS.
  "We're thrilled to have Michael Feinstein back on PBS for his entertaining and insightful perspectives on American musical history," said Donald Thoms, Vice President of Programming for PBS. "Programs like AMERICAN SONGBOOK are possible only on public television. PBS continues to be the home for the arts on TV, bringing viewers a front-row seat to the best artists and performances in the world."
  "On the Air" - Friday, April 12 at 10 pm - Today, "American Idol" is the country's biggest music star-maker, but decades ago, the Golden Age of Radio fulfilled the idol-making role in the U.S. Feinstein traces the phenomenon with archival clips of Bing Crosby, Cab Calloway, Kate Smith and many others. He visits with TV and stage star Rose Marie (best known as "Sally Rogers" on "The Dick Van Dyke Show") and learns about her career as a highly paid child radio star named "Baby" Rose Marie. On his own syndicated public radio program, Feinstein showcases the virtuoso talents of classical superstars, including violinist Joshua Bell and pianist Jeremy Denk, who perform together and discuss intersections of classical and popular music. This episode includes visits to collectors of vintage radios and radio programs. Finally, he discovers a lost radio program that featured Rosemary Clooney, and recalls his own memorable duet with her.
   
• SCIENCE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND ON 4/20!
  SCIENCE CHANNEL’S “OUTRAGEOUS OF ACTS SCIENCE” WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
  - Mr.Wizard Meets Tosh.O in the Premiere April 20th at 10:00PM on Science Channel –
  Science Channel's all-new series, OUTRAGEOUS ACTS OF SCIENCE, proves that mind-boggling experiments are not just conducted in laboratories anymore. The fast-paced series scours the Web for the best amateur and professional scientist whose homegrown research has gone viral. OUTRAGEOUS ACTS OF SCIENCE premieres on Science Channel Saturday, April 20 at 10:00 PM (ET/PT).
  Each episode is a countdown of the most shocking internet clips related to a single scientific topic. We break down the science with in-depth analysis from experts who explain the inner workings of the eccentric experiments. These brave 21st century scientists are not afraid to push the limits, document and upload every step. From a backyard solar death ray to base jumping in wing suits and exploding a three ton whale, OUTRAGEOUS ACTS OF SCIENCE demonstrates principles of physics, chemistry and engineering using bold new ideas and trials of science on-the-edge.
   
• SYFY RCL, Deep South Paranormal, & Haunted Collector - Sneak Peeks, Clips, Bonus Scenes & Trailer. We wanted to share with you some great videos from your Syfy line-up this evening, as well as tomorrow's Wednesday Night Originals. First, check out a sneak peek of the new Robot Combat League, as well as a blow-by-blow of the last episode!
  Robot Combat League-Airs Tuesdays at 10/9c.
  Semi-Finals - Sneak Peek The final four teams gear up for intense semi-final showdowns. Robot Combat League - Tuesday at 10/9c.
  Blow by Blow - Episode 7 - Clip Dave Farra takes you throw the ups and downs of Episode 7. 
   
• SYFY Haunted Collector-Airs Wednesdays at 9/8c.
  A Shadowy Figure - Clip John and the team capture a spirit on film.
  EVP Session in the Bar - Bonus Scene The team gets a scare from an EVP session in the bar.
   
• SYFY View a sneak peek of Deep South Paranormal, in addition to bonus scenes and episodic clips.
  Deep South Paranormal-Airs Wednesdays at 10/9c.
  Til Death Do Us Part - Sneak Peek The team investigates Mississippi's Mont Helena Plantation House and Nitta Yuma. Deep South Paranormal - Wednesdays at 10/9c.
  Ghost On the Equipment - Clip Jonathan plans to get physical with a ghost if he's pushed too far. 
   
• TBS WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH? Series Premiere: Kunal Nayyar vs. Bill Bellamy vs. Jeff Dye - Tuesday, April 16, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  The Big Bang Theory's Kunal Nayyar makes a traffic stop that is anything but routine. Bill Bellamy turns girls' night out into a stinky situation. And comedian Jeff Dye creates a costly distraction.
   
• TLC WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR Airs Sundays at 10/9c on TLC
  Below are two clips from this week's episode of Welcome to Myrtle Manor — one where Taylor upsets some of the younger ladies in the Park when interviewing two scantily clad ladies for an upcoming party and the second, where Marvin presents Anne with a special gift. Clips 
  Welcome to Myrtle Manor: Investigations and Altercations
  Premieres Sunday, April 14 at 10/9c on TLC
  Becky is in hot water with her daddy Cecil over her mismanagement of Myrtle Manor. When things go awry at a community yard sale, Cecil makes some surprising changes at the trailer park. Marvin wraps up the mattress investigation and announces the culprit in a tense Town Hall meeting, but will the residents accept his results? Taylor enlists help from his neighbors for a lingerie party, but when he refuses to let Jessica in, the Wiener Girls hatch a plan to help Jessica get back at him.
   
• TLC Primetime Highlights: Week of April 15th
  Of Note This Week: Extended Episode
  FOUR WEDDINGS: UNVEILED- Friday, April 19th
  Season Premieres
  HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE SEASON 5- Wednesday, April 17th
  I FOUND THE GOWN SEASON 2 - Friday, April 19th
  FOUR HOUSES SEASON 2- Saturday, April 20th
  Network Season Finale
  SIX LITTLE MCGHEES SEASON 1- Tuesday, April 16th
  Special
  EPIC LOG HOMES - Saturday, April 20th
  TLC Monday, April 15th 8:00PM ET/PT
  AMISH MAFIA #3- DEVIL COMES CALLING
  Amish Mafia Boss Lebanon Levi and his crew run a secret MMA barn fight. Mafia soldier Jolin must do battle and win to bring in money and maintain respect for the crew. Meanwhile, Ohio's Amish Mafia Boss, Merlin, uses John in an attempt to damage Levi.
   
• TLC Monday, April 15th 9:00PM ET/PT AMISH MAFIA #4- FALL FROM GRACE
  In a desperate attempt to repay his debts to Ohio boss Merlin, John sets up an illegal buggy race in the heart of Levi's territory. Esther lures Levi away and makes a shocking revelation that will alter the balance of power in Lancaster, PA.
   
• TLC Tuesday, April 16th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  19 KIDS & COUNTING #4- COFFEE CARICATURES
  No episode description available at this time.
   
• TLC Tuesday, April 16th 9:30 PM ET/PT
  19 KIDS & COUNTING #6- PUSHUPS AND PLANTING
  No episode description available at this time.
   
• TLC Tuesday, April 16th 10:00PM ET/PT
  SIX LITTLE MCGHEES#6-FAMILY BUSINESS
  With the sextuplets Christening around the corner, Rozonno and Mia have some different opinions about the sextuplets' sense of style. Though Ro can't stand the "M.C. Hammer" inspired suits, Mia reminds Ro that she usually gets the final say.
   
• TLC Tuesday, April 16th 10:30PM ET/PT
  SIX LITTLE MCGHEES#7- SIX LITTLE BIRTHDAYS!
  Mia finds herself in over her head as she tries to plan the toddlers 2nd birthday party, on top of running the household and juggling the family business. Two years down, only sixteen to go!
   
• TLC Wednesday, April 17th 9:00PM ET/PT
  HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE #1- LOSING HALF MYSELF
  Phyllis and Patty aren't just identical twins, they're identical twin hoarders. With a shared passion to collect things, they've transformed every home they've ever lived in into a complete disaster area. Five years ago their previous house was so filled with trash, that authorities had no choice but to tear it down and the memory still makes them furious.
   
• TLC Wednesday, April 17th 10:00PM ET/PT
  MY CRAZY OBSESSION #5 - GREG DREAM OF JEANNIE & THE AMAZING SQUIRREL
  Greg has been collecting 60's pop-culture memorabilia his entire life. His Florida apartment is stuffed with his obsession of rare collectibles and expensive replicas. Now, Greg has only one wish: to meet the famous Barbara Eden from I Dream of Jeannie. For the past 12 years, Kelly's life has revolved around a two-pound rodent; her pet squirrel named Sugar Bush. Sugar Bush has posed for over 6,000 photos all in different costumes and sets.
   
• TLC Thursday, April 18th 8:00PM ET/PT
  CASINO CONFIDENTIAL#5 - CATTLE CALL
  Hard-edged Security Supervisor Dorothy goes undercover and faces down a trio of drunken party girls looking for a fight. The bosses give Dorothy a gift of a lifetime when she handles the situation like a true professional. Meanwhile, Binion's holds auditions to beef up their stable of sexy Cowgirls. A mixed bag of wannabes hope they have the perfect combination of personality and smarts, with a hot body to boot, to be chosen for the top spot.
   
• TLC Thursday, April 18th 8:30PM ET/PT
  CASINO CONFIDENTIAL#6- AGAINST THE ODDS
  When paramedics rush in to take the casino's beloved employee Fletch to the E.R., everyone is on pins and needles. Back at the casino, Cowgirl Roxy fends off a player whose lewd comments threaten to break up her game. And up on the top floor, Glenn threatens Albert's job in the legendary steak house if he doesn't break with tradition to attract younger clientele.
   
• TLC Thursday, April 18th 9:00PM ET/PT
  AMERICA'S WORST TATTOOS #5- WIENERS AND LOSERS
  In this episode, a woman's weight loss shrinks her tattoo, a sports fan's tattoo ruins her favorite team and soon to be bride has a chest piece that is not walking down the aisle with her.
  America's Worst Tattoos - Funny NEW CLIP
  If you thought last week's designs were bad, check out this sneak peek of tonight's episode. Meet Daniel, not-so-proud owner of a "workout girl" tattoo. The devil-looking, six-pack possessing lady on his arm is supposed to be holding a set of dumbbells, but the weights look like...well...other things.
   
• TLC Thursday, April 18th 9:30PM ET/PT
  AMERICA'S WORST TATTOOS #4- FAILURES, MISUNDERSTANDINGS, AND CHEAP SHOTS
  In this episode, a woman has a reminder of her failed career, another got a tattoo she never asked for, and couple get rid of a tattoo that is ruining their vacations.
   
• TLC Thursday, April 18th 10:00PM ET/PT
  NY INK #3- WHILE AMI'S AWAY, THE CLIENTS WILL PAY
  Since Ami banned them from tattooing real clients, Lee and Yoji take to the streets of Soho to find someone willing to get inked for free. Despite their efforts, Ami is STILL not impressed with their work and will not allow them to be full-fledged artists in the shop. But when Ami takes half the staff out to the beach, the shop gets busy and Tommy Montoya asks Lee to pick up the slack, unleashing Lee's shaky tattoo skills onto the clients. Will Ami blow a gasket when he returns to find out that Lee tattooed a real client?
   
• TLC Friday, April 19th 8:00PM ET/PT
  FOUR WEDDINGS: UNVEILED #409- EXTENDED ...AND A LEPRECHAUN
  Mandy's alcohol theme keeps her reception guests happy, while Lindsey finds a leprechaun and spares no expense to impress her crowd. Cheryl's vows turn into a history lesson and Chrystal's wedding unites two Native American tribes.
   
• TLC Friday, April 19th 9:00PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS ATLANTA #14 - HOPE ON A HANGER
  Meredith is looking for her dream wedding dress to carry her through her upcoming cancer treatments. It's a battle of North vs. South when Kelly's New York mom and southern mother-in-law have differing opinions of what Kelly should wear on her big day.
   
• TLC Friday, April 19th 9:30PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS ATLANTA #13 - NO TO THE BOW
  People pleaser Bride Kayla is ready to take charge when shopping for her wedding gown. When a sleek and sexy fit and flare fails to get mom's approval, Kayla finally succumbs to mom's suggestion of a ball gown. But when the bride falls in love with a ball gown with a big ol' bow on the waist a civil war erupts. Can the consultants call a cease-fire?
   
• TLC Season 2 of Four Houses on TLC [April 20]
  FOUR HOUSES kicks-off TLC's Saturday House Party April 20 with back-to-back episodes starting at 9/8c
  IT’S CLASH OF THE HOMEOWNERS IN SEASON 2 OF TLC’S HIT SERIES: FOUR HOUSES
  -- Competition Series Returns April 20 at 9 PM ET/PT as Part of TLC's New Saturday House Party Property Block-- (Los Angeles, Ca.) TLC’s battle for best home returns Saturdays at 9 PM (ET/PT), beginning on April 20 with season two of its hit show FOUR HOUSES. This 10-part series premieres with back-to-back episodes following four passionate homeowners as they snoop, tour and score each other’s homes in hopes of having their humble abode ranked number one and winning the $10,000 cash prize.
  FOUR HOUSES features four design-obsessed homeowners as they vie to impress each other with their unique decor and personal style. The contestants will have the chance to poke around each home and give their frank – and often harsh – opinions before awarding the home an overall impression score out of ten and later ranking it for originality, style and livability. The homeowner with the highest total score takes home the $10,000 grand prize —and of course, bragging rights.
  TLC has upped the ante this season by featuring even more of the largest, architecturally appealing and oftentimes, quirky, homes across the country. Season two kicks off with back-to-back premiere episodes – first stop is Atlanta. There, viewers watch as aircraft mechanic Lorraine, puts her Mardi Gras decor up against CEO Sheila's French country mansion, real estate agent Deb's modern sanctuary and interior designer Patt's colonial, stuffed with sock puppets. Then, we head to Colorado where stay-at-home mom Karla puts her feminine arts & crafts home up against rancher Gary's taxidermy-filled log cabin, real estate investor Liza's modern townhouse, and antique shop owner, Judi's eclectic one-of-a-kind home. Each of these owners feels that they have the best home, but only one can be on top. May the best house win!
  9:00 PM ET/PT
  FOUR HOUSES #1- ... AND A SWING
  In Colorado, stay-at-home mom Karla puts her feminine Arts & Crafts home up against rancher Gary's taxidermy-filled log cabin, real estate investor Liza's modern townhouse, and antique shop owner, Judi's eclectic one-of-a-kind home.
  10:00 PM ET/PT FOUR HOUSES #2- ... AND A SOCK MONKEY
  In Atanta, Georgia, aircraft mechanic Lorraine, puts her Mardi Gras decor up against CEO Sheila's French country mansion, real estate agent Deb's modern sanctuary, and interior designer Patt's colonial, stuffed with sock puppets.
   
• TLC High Fashion for 50-80% off on TLC's I FOUND THE GOWN
  Sneak Peek
  TLC BRIDES VOW TO SCORE DESIGNER LOOKS FOR LESS
  [Los Angeles, CA]--Rick and Leslie DeAngelo from TLC's I FOUND THE GOWN are back for a second season, premiering on Friday, April 19th at 10/9c. The married couple and owners of VOWS, a discount bridal boutique in Boston, return to BrideDay promising to deliver high-end designer dresses with deeply discounted price tags.
  Selling these gowns for 50-80% off retail is no easy feat as Rick and Leslie dig through factory attics, boutique back rooms and department store warehouses across the world to score these sought-after looks for less. This season, each episode will follow their expeditions and back at the shop as they share their found treasures with three excited brides and the VOWS consultants.
  10:00PM ET/PT
  I FOUND THE GOWN #2 -FAMILY KNOCKDOWNS AND DRESS KNOCKOUTS
  Velvet battles with her pattern-maker aunt whom she can't see eye to eye with on the dress style she wants. Alida wants to break away from her pageant days to snag a sexy gown with a low back, and Carolyn is on the hunt for her dream dress from Vera Wang.
  10:30PM ET/PT
  I FOUND THE GOWN #1 -WHAT'S OLD MIGHT BE NEW
  Windsor looks for a better deal on a specific gown she asked Vows to find for her, Sarah is on the hunt for an inexpensive dress that can be reimagined using pieces of her mother's 1984 wedding gown, and Kim refuses to wear white on her big day.
   
• TLC Saturday, April 20th 8:00 PM ET/PT
  EPIC LOG HOMES
  Log cabins have come a long way since the days at summer camp. Gone are the simple, rustic cabins of the past. Today's log cabin is all about living the high life; fully equipped with personal sports bars, push button technology, wine cellars, swimming pools and even full on concert pavilions. These homeowners don't know the meaning of the word "no" and they'll stop at nothing to build their dream. A log home just shy of the length of a football field? Check. No road up to your mountain property? No problem. A log cabin to remind you of that five-star mountain resort you love? Why not! A home built to house your million dollar memorabilia collection? Of course! And all come with an EPIC price tag to match.
   
• TNT Boston's Finest Season Finale - "Boston's Finest" - Wednesday, April 17, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Jenn Penton, one of the department's best patrol officers, is called upon day after day to solve one problem after another. But life doesn't always present issues that can be solved in short order. Her twin sister has been battling addiction for years. Now, after a few recent setbacks, she has reached out to Jenn for help - perhaps for the last time. Meanwhile on the fugitive unit, Winston DeLeon and company are pursuing a rape suspect from a case dating back to 1992. And Manny Canuto and "D" Araujo of the gang unit find themselves assisting in another SWAT raid, continuing their unrelenting quest to get as many guns off the streets as possible.
   
• truTV Programming Alert - Week of 4/15
  Lizard Lick Towing - Monday, Apr. 15, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT) - TV-14-LV
  Ron discovers the campaign trail for Mayor is a rocky road when an old enemy resurfaces and attempts to sabotage his big debate.
  One of truTV's most popular shows, Lizard Lick Towing has drawn more than 2.3 million viewers in its third season. It has also ranked among basic cable's Top 5 programs in its timeslot with total viewers and key adult and male demos, including adults 18-49 (1.2 million); and men 18-49 (668,000). The season 3 premiere drew a total of 2.9 million viewers, giving the hit series its most watched episode ever.
  Promo
   
• truTV Hardcore Pawn - 100TH EPISODE - "Tipped Off"- Tuesday, Apr. 16, at 9 p.m.
  (ET/PT) on truTV - TV-14-DLSV
  Customer drama is nothing new to the Golds, but when an uproar in the pawn line reveals that an employee may be playing favorites, Ashley vows to get to the bottom of things. Les and Seth brush off her conspiracy theory until a blow up on the floor forces them to pay attention. Plus, Les is faced with a miraculous invention that may solve the problem of male pattern baldness forever, and Seth is knocked out of the park with some incredibly rare baseball memorabilia.
  Hardcore Pawn is one of truTV's biggest hits, and wrapped up its sixth season with 2.6 million total viewers. The show also ranked as basic cable's #1 unscripted program in its timeslot with Adults 18-49 and Men 18-4 for the season. Video 
   
• truTV Upload With Shaquille O'Neal - Thursday, Apr. 18, at 10:30 p.m. (ET/PT) on truTV - TV-14-DLV Guest: DILLON GARCIA
  In this episode, Shaq reveals his lost audition tape for an iconic military film and then hits the pavement to find his ultimate fan. Special guest comedian, Dillon Garcia, prowls with the guys in a game of "Love Shaqtually."
   
• USA Network MONDAY, APRIL 15 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment(r) Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Bi Lo Center in Greenville, SC and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• USA Network THURSDAY, APRIL 18 THE MOMENT - "NASCAR Driver" - 10/9c
  Kyle Shields was ready to sell his prized racing car and give up his dream of being a professional race car driver when NFL MVP Kurt Warner surprised him with a special offer - a chance to study with NASCAR Champion, Brendan Gaughan, and an opportunity to earn a spot as a NASCAR driver for Richard Childress Racing.
   
• VH1 Rita Wilson On Tom Hanks’s New Moustache on Vh1's Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan Get More: Big Morning Buzz Live With Carrie Keagan
   
• Celebrity Tattoo Artist Kat Von D Sets The Record Straight On Her Upcoming "Underwater" Wedding, Talks her First Tattoo, and Quizzes The Audience on Celeb Tattoos - "The Wendy Williams Show"
  Kat Von D Spills the Tea! Wednesday April 17th, 2013 Photos 
  It Only Happens Here. Kat Von D is a world famous tattoo artist and tells Wendy how her parents reacted when she got her first tattoo.
  Plus, Kat is engaged to Deadmau5. Are they really getting married under water? Kat sets the record straight. Video
  Then, watch what happens when Kat and Wendy quiz the studio audience on famous celebrity tattoos!
   
• Burning Love Season 3 on Yahoo Today
  The first episodes for season 3 of 'Burning Love' posted on Yahoo! Screen today.
  SEASON 3 OF THE HIT WEB COMEDY SERIES 'BURNING LOVE' LAUNCHES TODAY ON YAHOO!
  Paramount's Insurge Pictures and Yahoo! Present All-new Episodes of 'Burning Love: Burning Down the House' Every Weekday Over 2 Consecutive Weeks
  LOS ANGELES - (April 12, 2013) - The third season of the hit comedy series Burning Love, hits the web today, only on Yahoo! Screen ( www.yahoo.com/burninglove  ). Burning Love: Burning Down the House will air new episodes every day on Yahoo! Screen, Monday through Friday.
  The new daily roll-out makes the show a daily habit for millions of viewers and is the answer to the fans' insatiable appetite for the show and their overwhelming comments about "binge-watching" with their friends.
  Burning Love: Burning Down The House stars Ken Marino, Michael Ian Black, June Diane Raphael, Rob Huebel, Natasha Leggero, and many more of today's hottest comics. In Burning Love: Burning Down the House, your favorite rejects return to the mansion in the hopes of winning the grand prize of $900 in a hilarious take on ABC's 'Bachelor Pad.' This season has hookups, backstabbing, romance, candles, champagne, outfits, and more. Link for the first episode, "Limo Arrivals"

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• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (4/14; EPISODE CHANGE)
  THIS SEASON'S $100,000 AWARD EPISODE, ON ABC'S "AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2307" - In this $100,000 award show, the past six weekly winners compete for this season's first $100,000 prize. The nominees include: "Hollow Tube Howler," Saki the dog sounds more like a cow when he howls with a toilet paper roll in his mouth; "What's not in your Wallet?," a new dad discovers his 14-month-old son has been hiding his credit cards down an air vent; "Cinemadographer," a dog runs off with a Flip Cam in his mouth while his owners give chase; "Pause for Applause," a three-year-old recites her number flashcards and is convinced the number 11 means pause; "Great News for Great Grandma," two women are ecstatic to learn they will be a grandmother and great grandmother at Thanksgiving dinner; "Sibling Shower Scare," a brother puts on a mask and scares his younger brother while he's in the shower, on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, APRIL 14 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/18/12).
  Note: This episode replaces "2318" which moves to April 21.
   

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: The Price of Magic
  TAKE A LOOK BACK AT HOW THE RESIDENTS OF STORYBROOKE HAVE FARED SINCE THEIR FAIRYTALE MEMORIES HAVE BEEN RESTORED, ON THE RETROSPECTIVE "ONCE UPON A TIME: THE PRICE OF MAGIC," SUNDAY, APRIL 14 ON ABC
  Series Creators/Executive Producers Eddy Kitsis and Adam Horowitz to Offer Some Inside Scoop on What's Transpired and What's to Come
  ABC invites new and avid "Once Upon a Time" viewers to take a look at one of the most talked about and critically acclaimed shows. "Once Upon a Time: The Price of Magic" will explore the series in a way that will bring new viewers up to date -- but which current viewers will also find illuminating - in discovering the consequences the residents of Storybrooke have had to endure since magic was introduced into the town, and whether Mary Margaret's path has been tainted since learning that her heart has been darkened after she killed Regina's mother, Cora. Series creators and executive producers Eddy Kitsis and Adam Horowitz will provide some inside scoop on the importance of family, the characters' journeys and the mythology of the show. They will also tease what's upcoming in the exciting final four episodes of the season. "Once Upon a Time: The Price of Magic" airs SUNDAY, APRIL 14 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Nothing is more important than family, and this season has shown just how close these bonds are, even between good and evil. Magic always comes with a price: the residents have come to discover just how true these words are ever since Mr. Gold introduced magic into Storybrooke when the curse was broken. Mary Margaret and Emma - mother and daughter reunited - were sucked into a portal that transported them to what was left of fairytale land. It was there that they met Mulan and Aurora, who helped them defeat Cora and Hook and enabled them to travel back to Storybrooke, reuniting them with Emma's father David and son Henry. But Cora and Hook also found a portal into town, and Cora set her sights on reuniting with daughter Regina. She also tried to find Rumplestiltskin's dagger in order to take him down and become The Dark One. Hook set his sights on killing Rumple, not for power but for revenge for killing his true love (and Rumple's former wife), Milah. Mr. Gold also set out to find his son Bae, which he did with the aid of Emma and Henry in New York. But much to everyone's shock, Bae turned out to be Emma's former love, Neal, who is also Henry's father. Upon returning to Storybrooke to find a cure for Mr. Gold, who was poisoned by Hook, Mary Margaret did something completely against her nature - she used dark magic to kill Cora - causing her heart to darken. And what plan does Greg Mendell, who has been recuperating in town since his car accident, have in store for the magical inhabitants of Storybrooke? Greg saw magic as a boy in the town and believes Regina may have killed his father. His price of magic may just be revenge.
  "Once Upon a Time" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format with a 5.1 channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-PG parental guideline.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Sacrifice - ENHANCED EPISODE
  IF THE PAST IS ANY INDICATION, THIS LABOR DAY WILL END SUMMER WITH ANOTHER BANG, ON A SPECIAL, ENHANCED EPISODE OF ABC'S "REVENGE"
  Enhanced Episode to Include On-Screen Facts and Back Story
  "Sacrifice" - Even with threats on their family closing in, the Graysons are in rare form as they put on a bold showing at their annual Labor Day bash. Jack and Amanda sail off on their honeymoon but the seas prove to be deadly, and this time Emily can't control the outcome, on a special, enhanced episode of "Revenge," SUNDAY, APRIL 14 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/17/13)
  The enhanced version of "Revenge" will include text on the screen and will "let viewers in" on clues within the show.
  Guest cast includes Margarita Levieva as Amanda Clarke, Barry Sloane as Aiden Mathis, Dilshad Vadsaria as Padma Lahari, Michael Trucco as Nate Ryan, Burn Gorman as Trask, Ed Corbin as Bull, Maggie Mae Reid as Grace and Maya Goodwin as guard.
  "Sacrifice" was written by Mark B. Perry and Joe Fazzio, and directed by Stefan Schwartz.
   

• ABC ON RED WIDOW (4/14)
  MARTA SURPRISES SCHILLER WITH HER BUSINESS SAVVY, ON ABC'S "RED WIDOW"
  "The Recorder" - Determined to help build a case against Schiller, Marta agrees to wear a wire to a meeting with him. As she immerses herself deeper in Schiller's business, she finds herself working with Alexandra Duchenko, a stunning and influential woman with whom Schiller has a long history, on "Red Widow," SUNDAY, APRIL 14 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/24/13)
  Guest starring are Fernanda Andrade as Eva Ramos, Branka Katic as Alexandra, Vince Nappo as Vincent, Pedro Pascal as Jay Castillo, Alexia Fast as Breeze, Ken Pogue as Laszlo and Camille Sullivan as Newton.
  "The Recorder" was written by Dana Baratta and directed by Romeo Tirone.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: A Slight at the Opera
  FAMILY MEMBERS GET CAUGHT UP IN SOME NOT-SO-FRIENDLY COMPETITION, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Nathan Lane ("The Producers") Returns as Pepper, And Fred Willard ("Best in Show") as Frank Dunphy
  "A Slight at the Opera" - Cameron is putting on the school production of "Phantom of the Opera," but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls all the stops to land the lead -- even if that means going against Luke. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Phil to golf and they wind up in a golf-off with Pepper and Mitch; Gloria takes Alex along on errands which include a visit to a psychic; and Claire's adventures in babysitting Joe and Lily become a comedy of errors, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/6/13)
  Guest cast includes Nathan Lane as Pepper Saltzman, Fred Willard as Frank Dunphy, Reid Ewing as Dylan, Piper Mackenzie Harris as Maureen Schick, Norma Maldonado as Marta, Nicholas Furu as Doug, Molly Lamont as Clara, Lucia Vecchio as Debbie, Duncan Burrell as Carl and Jarrod Bailey as cute boy.
  "A Slight at the Opera" was written by Paul Corrigan and Brad Walsh, and directed by Jim Bagdonas.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: Lovesick Blues (4/17)
  RAYNA AND JULIETTE REST THEIR RIVALRY TO PERFORM A DUET, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Wyclef Jean Guest Stars In a Multi-Episode Arc on "Nashville"
  "Lovesick Blues" - Marshall Evans continues to pressure Rayna and Juliette to collaborate at an event at the Ryman theater, Teddy is forced to reveal the truth to Rayna when Peggy's desperation hits its peak, and in an effort to move past her failed relationship to Avery, Scarlett finds herself closer to Gunnar, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/28/12)
  Guest Starring Wyclef Jean as Dominic King, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy, Judith Hoag as Tandy, David Alford as Bucky, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn, Maisy Stella as Daphne, Lennon Stella as Maddie, Tilky Montgomery Jones as Sean Butler, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Rya Kihlstedt as Marilyn Rhodes, Nicholas Strong as J.T., Michiel Huisman as Liam McGuinnis, Todd Truley as Marshall Evens, Chloe Bennet as Hailey, Jose Lucena, Jr. as Matt, Jaren Johnston as guitar player, Jason Bynum as Jason and Jake Speck as Steve.
  "Lovesick Blues" was written by Wendy Calhoun and directed by Mimi Leder.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Idle Hands
  THE DOCTORS MAKE GREAT STRIDES IN DEVELOPING THE NEW HOSPITAL, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "Idle Hands" - As the hospital continues to make positive changes under the new management, the doctors begin to realize that owning a hospital comes with its own set of problems and responsibilities. Meanwhile, Meredith worries about the wellbeing of her unborn baby, Callie and Arizona try to get the spark back in their relationship, and Alex gives Jo's new boyfriend a run for his money, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, APRIL 18 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/21/13)
  "Idle Hands" was written by Gabe Llanas and directed by David Greenspan.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Top of the Hour
  NOTHING IS EVER WHAT IT SEEMS, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  Guest Starring: Lisa Edelstein as Sarah Stanner
  "Top of the Hour" - Olivia finds herself in the middle of a media storm, but this time she's on the opposing side of the oval office when Fitz's pick for Supreme Court Justice is caught in a torrid affair with Liv's new client, high-powered CEO Sarah Stanner (Lisa Edelstein). Meanwhile, Olivia and Jake continue their flirtatious relationship, while Huck takes Quinn under his wing and Harrison and Abby try to figure out where they stand with their friendship. Back in the White House, Cyrus and Mellie continue to fight for Fitz's attention, but someone else may already have it, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY, APRIL 18 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/21/13)
  Guest cast includes Scott Foley as Jake, Jay Karnes as Phil Stanner, Kurt Fuller as Grayden Osborne and Lisa Edelstein as Sarah Stanner.
  "Top of the Hour" was written by Heather Mitchell and directed by Steve Robin.
   

• ABC CASTLE: Target
  IN A SPECIAL TWO-EPISODE STORY ARC, CASTLE AND BECKETT START A MURDER INVESTIGATION THAT ALSO EXPOSES A KIDNAPPING PLOT -- WHICH INCLUDES THE TAKING OF ALEXIS -- ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Dylan Walsh Guest Stars
  "Target" - In the first of two parts, a mysterious hit-and-run murder leads Castle and Beckett to uncover the kidnapping of a wealthy young heiress. As the team tries to locate the missing woman, they realize a second young woman has also been taken -- Castle's daughter, Alexis. Dylan Walsh ("Nip/Tuck") guest stars as FBI Agent Harris, an even-keeled FBI investigator brought in to help find the kidnappers, on "Castle," SATURDAY, APRIL 20 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/18/13)
  Guest Cast: Dylan Walsh as FBI Agent Harris, Bernard White as Anwar El-Masri, Katherine Kamhi as Lina El-Masri, Karen David as Sara El-Masri.
  "Target" was written by David Amann and directed by Bill Roe.
  "Castle" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format, with 5.1 channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-PG, V parental guideline.
   

• ABC CASTLE: Hunt
  CASTLE LEARNS THAT ALEXIS' KIDNAPPING COULD BE PART OF AN EVEN MORE SINISTER AGENDA, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  James Brolin Guest Stars as Castle's Dad
  "Hunt" -- In the powerful conclusion of a two-episode story arc, when the FBI fails to get his daughter back, Castle takes matters into his own hands, reaching out to a shadowy fixer to help him recover Alexis. But Castle soon learns that his daughter's kidnapping may be part of an even more sinister agenda, on "Castle," SATURDAY, APRIL 20 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET). Emmy and Golden Globe-winner James Brolin ("The West Wing," "Marcus Welby, M.D.") guest stars in the episode as Castle's dad. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/25/13)
  Guest Cast: James Brolin as Castle's dad, Dylan Walsh as FBI Agent Harris, Christopher Heyerdahl as Jacque Henri, Nestor Serrano as Gregory Volkov.
  "Hunt" was written by Andrew W. Marlowe and directed by Rob Bowman.
  "Castle" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format, with 5.1 channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-PG,V parental guideline.
   

• ABC Family ABC FAMILY PRESENTS "SPRING CRUSH" FOUR DAY EVENT APRIL 18- 21
  SPRING IS IN THE AIR AS ABC FAMILY PRESENTS "SPRING CRUSH" FOUR DAY EVENT RUNS APRIL 18TH - 21ST
  Featuring the World Premiere of the ABC Family Original Movie "Lovestruck: The Musical" Plus the ABC Family Premieres of "Fame" and "Tangled"
  (Burbank, March 25, 2013) ABC Family springs headfirst into love with "Spring Crush," a four day celebration of song, dance and a little romance. Starting Thursday, April 18 and running through Sunday, April 21, viewers can catch fan favorite films, plus the world premiere of the ABC Family original movie "Lovestruck: The Musical," airing on Sunday, April 21 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) starring Chelsea Kane (ABC Family's "Baby Daddy"). Plus, the ABC Family premieres of "Fame" on Thursday, April 18 (8:30-10:30 PM ET/PT) and "Tangled" on Saturday, April 20 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT).
  This year, "Spring Crush" will also feature "Step Up 3," "Another Cinderella Story," "A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song," "Enchanted," "When in Rome," "You Again," "Hairspray" (2007) and "The Princess Diaries."
   

• CBS SPECIAL AGENT HANNA’S MOST PRIVATE SECRETS COULD BE COMPROMISED IN A CONTINUING INVESTIGATION BEHIND THE DEATH OF A CIA AGENT, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  Editor’s note: The air time for this episode has been changed.
  “Rude Awakenings” (Part 2) –The NCIS: LA team continues their investigation behind the death of a CIA agent that leads to a dangerous ring of Russian super agents. In a race against time, Hanna risks having a secret exposed, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, at a special time, Tuesday, April 16 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/13/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
  DIRECTED BY: Karen Gaviola
   

• CBS THE BAU HELPS REID TRY TO SAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND AFTER SHE IS KIDNAPPED BY HER STALKER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17
  Michelle Trachtenberg Guest Stars As Diane, A Genetics Research Assistant
  “Zugzwang” – When Reid discovers that his girlfriend has been kidnapped by her stalker, he and the BAU team band together to find her before it’s too late, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, April 17 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Michelle Trachtenberg guest stars as Diane, a genetics research assistant. (Originally broadcast 1/16/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Breen Frazier
  DIRECTED BY: Jesse Warn
   

• CBS SHERLOCK IS CALLED TO INVESTIGATE WHEN A SUPPOSEDLY UNBREACHABLE BANK VAULT IS BROKEN INTO, ON A REBROADCAST OF “ELEMENTARY,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17
  Freda Foh Shen (“Everwood”) Guest Stars as Maxine Watson, Joan’s Mother
  “The Leviathan” – Sherlock is called in to investigate when a supposedly uncrackable bank vault called “The Leviathan” is breached. Meanwhile, Joan is pleasantly surprised when Sherlock meets her family and defends her choice to become a sober companion, on a rebroadcast of ELEMENTARY, on a special night, Wednesday, April 17 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/13/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Corinne Brinkerhoff and Craig Sweeny, one of the executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Peter Werner
   

• CBS SHELDON IS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARRASSMENT AT THE UNIVERSITY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, APRIL 18
  Regina King Guest Stars as Mrs. Davis
  “The Egg Salad Equivalency” – Sheldon gets accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up getting Leonard, Raj and Wolowitz in trouble, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 18 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Regina King guest stars as Mrs. Davis, the University’s Director of Employee Relations. (Originally broadcast 1/3/13.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Jim Reynolds
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Bill Prady and Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS WALDEN HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ROSE AND ZOEY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, APRIL 18
  Melanie Lynskey Guest Stars as Rose
  “Ferrets, Attack!” – Walden has to choose between Rose and Zoey, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 18 (8:31 – 9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Melanie Lynskey guest stars as Rose. (Originally broadcast 11/1/12.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre and Don Reo
  TELEPLAY BY: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Matt Ross and Max Searle
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS WHEN MAX INVITES SOPHIE TO BECOME A SILENT PARTNER IN THE CUPCAKE BUSINESS, CAROLINE AND SOPHIE QUICKLY CLASH ON THEIR VISION FOR THE COMPANY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, THURSDAY, APRIL 18
  “And The Silent Partner” – When Max sees Sophie depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, she offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business, but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, on a special night, Thursday, April 18 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Tracy Poust and Jon Kinnally
  DIRECTED BY: Don Scardino
   

• CBS REESE IS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT WHEN THE MACHINE’S LATEST NUMBER SENDS HIM TO THE SUBURBS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, THURSDAY, APRIL 18
  “The High Road” – Reese goes undercover in an idyllic neighborhood when The Machine’s latest number sends him to the suburbs, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, at a special time, Thursday, April 18 (10:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/8/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Nic Van Zeebroeck
  DIRECTED BY: Felix Alcalá
   

• CBS SAM MUST CONFRONT HIS EMOTIONAL CONNECTION TO THE SUDAN CASE WHEN JADA’S TRANSPORT CAR IS ATTACKED, ON A REBROADCAST OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, APRIL 20
  Ella Thomas Returns to Guest Star as Jada Khaled, and Douglas Weston Returns as Alex Elmslie
  "Exit Strategy" – When a vehicle transporting Jada Khaled is ambushed, NCIS must track down the culprit to save her and their case. Meanwhile, Sam is forced to confront Jada for the first time since returning from Sudan, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, on a special night and time, Saturday, April 20 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ella Thomas returns as Jada Khaled and Douglas Weston returns as Alex Elmslie. (Originally broadcast 1/10/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gregory Weidman
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS A BANK EMPLOYEE IS MURDERED DURING A HEIST AND JANE AND THE TEAM MUST WORK TO TRACK DOWN THE KILLER, WHILE LISBON IS PULLED DEEPER INTO THE CBI/FBI RIVALRY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE MENTALIST,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, APRIL 20
  Ivan Sergei Returns as FBI Agent Gabe Mancini
  “Not One Red Cent” — A bank employee is murdered during a heist and Jane and the team must work to track down the killer. Meanwhile, Lisbon is pulled deeper into the CBI/FBI rivalry, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST, on a special night and time, Saturday, April 20 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ivan Sergei returns as FBI Agent Gabe Mancini. (Originally broadcast 10/14/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Ken Woodruff
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Long
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM TRACKS DOWN A HACKER WHO COULD LEAD THEM TO THE MOST-WANTED CYBER-TERRORIST IN THE WORLD, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled episode.
  “Canary” – The NCIS team takes on a renowned hacker who could hold the key to tracking down the most-wanted cyber-terrorist in the world, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, at a special time, Tuesday, April 16 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/5/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Christopher J. Waild
  DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara
   

• CBS SHELDON KNOWS A SECRET ABOUT LEONARD AND PENNY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, THURSDAY, APRIL 18
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled programming.
  “The Decoupling Fluctuation” – When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, in space, the other astronauts pick on Howard, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, at a special time, Thursday, April 18 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/4/12.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Eric Kaplan and Steve Holland
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS AS McGARRETT SEARCHES FOR HIS MOTHER, THE TEAM CALLS ON AUGUST MARCH FOR HELP WHEN AN ART HEIST TURNS DEADLY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” Friday April 19
  Edward Asner Returns as Ex-Con and Art Expert August March
  “Kanalua*” – McGarrett asks Catherine for her help in locating his mother and the team calls on August March (guest star Edward Asner) for his assistance when an art heist turns deadly, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday April 19 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/1/12.)
  (*Kanalua is Hawaiian for “Doubt”)
  WRITTEN BY: Joe Halpin
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Toye
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17 ARROW — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Dead to Rights” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  DEADSHOT RETURNS — Oliver (Stephen Amell) and Diggle (David Ramsey) learn that Deadshot (guest star Michael Rowe) is still alive and his next target is Malcom (John Barrowman). Malcom invites Tommy (Colin Donnell) to attend a benefit honoring Malcom for his work with Starling City but Tommy refuses to attend. Oliver encourages his friend to mend his relationship with his father while he can. Meanwhile, Oliver struggles to balance his new relationship with McKenna (Janina Gavankar) and his duties as Arrow. Katie Cassidy, Paul Blackthorne and Susanna Thompson also star. Glen Winter directed the episode written by Geoff Johns (#116).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17 SUPERNATURAL — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “LARP and the Real Girl” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
  FELICIA DAY RETURNS! — Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) investigate the mysterious deaths of two LARPers (Live Action Role Playing) who were playing a game entitled Moondoor. The guys are thrilled to discover the Queen of Moondoor is none other than Charlie (guest star Felicia Day). The three learn that a fairy (guest star Tiffany Dupont) has been commandeered to harm people and the only way to stop her is to find her master. Jeannot Szwarc directed the episode written by Robbie Thompson (#811).
   

• The CW “OH SIT!” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “Episode 113” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  JAMIE KENNEDY, JESSI CRUICKSHANK AND TANIKA RAY RETURN FOR SEASON 2 — Oh Sit! is back with more fun and higher stakes! This season, the show will feature new obstacles and bridges, water rounds, mechanical rounds and slick zones. Each week this high-octane musical chairs competition will feature 12 thrill-seeking daredevils who will race head-to-head through five physically demanding, chair-splitting obstacle course-style eliminations as they each compete to claim a chair – all to the sounds of a live band. At the end of the hour, only one contestant will be left sitting triumphant to seize the cash prize and the title of OH SIT! champion. The show is hosted by Jamie Kennedy (“The Ghost Whisperer”) and actress/television host Jessi Cruickshank (“MTV Live”). Adding to the fun, Tanika Ray (“Extra”) will be in the trenches with the contestants both on and off the track, and will add color commentary from the sidelines as the action unfolds. Gin Wigmore (“Man Like That,“ “Black Sheep”) is the musical guest. The episode was directed by Glenn Weiss (#113).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 14
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s animated programs are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BOB GETS ROMANTIC ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 14, ON FOX
  When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn’t cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine’s Day gift that will “wow” Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn’t go exactly as planned in the “My Fuzzy Valentine” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 14 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-301) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Gary Cole as Sgt. Bosco
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  NICK IS SUSPICIOUS OF ONE OF JESS’ NIGHT SCHOOL STUDENTS ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 16, ON FOX
  Nate Corddry (“Children’s Hospital,” “Harry’s Law”) Guest-Stars
  When Nick is convinced that one of Jess’ students is hiding a nefarious secret, he goes undercover in her adult night school class. Meanwhile, Winston has an embarrassing encounter with Cece, causing an examination of all the loftmates’ peculiarities in the “Pepperwood” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 16 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-214) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Nate Corddry as Edgar
   
• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 16
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  IT’S OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW ON “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, APRIL 16, ON FOX
  When Mindy is given the responsibility of hiring a new nurse at the hospital, she offers the position to Morgan (guest star Ike Barinholtz), a reformed ex-convict. Meanwhile, Jeremy puts his dating break-up skills to the test when he fires the problematic elderly nurse in the “Hiring and Firing” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, April 16 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-102) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Ike Barinholtz as Morgan
   
• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 19
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: TOUCH is preempted tonight.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**--“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY MUST SAVE TWO FAMILY-OWNED RESTAURANTS ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, APRIL 19 ON FOX
  Since its opening in 1958, Nino’s of Long Beach, CA had been run by a sweet immigrant couple, but old age has forced them to retire and leave their restaurant under the misguided care of their eldest son, Nino. Then, Chef Ramsay takes a trip to the town of Beaver, PA to discover that Italian restaurant Levanti's is barely being held together by a brother and sister who spend more time tearing each other apart than building up their business. Can Chef Ramsay save these establishments? Find out in the two-hour encore “Nino's Italian Restaurant/Levanti’s Italian Restaurant” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, April 19 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-510/505) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 20
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: COPS and HELL’S KITCHEN are preempted tonight.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of THE FOLLOWING is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --FOX SPORTS SPECIAL: UFC ON FOX– (8:00 PM-CC PM ET Live/5:00-CC PM PT Live) – CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FOX SPORTS PRESENTS “UFC ON FOX” SATURDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX
  The seventh installment of UFC on FOX features a quadruple-header from the HP Pavilion in San Jose, CA. Coverage is headlined by the UFC Lightweight title fight between champion Benson Henderson and top contender Gilbert Melendez. Additional fights include: Frank Mir vs. Daniel Cormier in the Heavyweight division; Nate Diaz vs. Josh Thomson in the Lightweight division; Dan Hardy vs. Matt Brown in the Welterweight division. Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg have the call on FOX SPORTS SPECIAL: UFC ON FOX airing Saturday, April 20 (8:00-CC PM ET Live/5:00-CC PM PT Live) on FOX. (SP-1336) (TV-n/a)
   
• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 20
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  RODERICK MAKES A DECISION WITH DANGEROUS IMPLICATIONS ON “THE FOLLOWING” SATURDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX
  The Havenport Police Department is brought onto the case and Roderick’s role as sheriff is called into question, which leads him to make a shocking decision that threatens the safety of Joey. Meanwhile, Ryan goes against the FBI, hoping to gain the trust of one of Joe’s followers in the “Havenport” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Saturday, April 20 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-113) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Warren Kole as Roderick; Mike Colter as Agent Nick Donovan; Mandy Siegfried as Betty Vincent; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell
   
• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 20
  --“30 SECONDS TO FAME”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
  FAST-PACED TALENT SHOW GIVES CONTESTANTS THEIR CHANCE AT “30 SECONDS TO FAME” SATURDAY, APRIL 20, ON FOX
  Everybody’s 15 minutes of fame begin somewhere, and 30 SECONDS TO FAME is ready to kick-start the clock. In each episode of this fast-paced talent show, viewers and audience members are treated to a wide variety of acts all competing to make the most of their short-but-sweet slice of national exposure by winning the ultimate stamp of approval from the audience and the weekly grand prize of $25,000. 30 SECONDS TO FAME airs Saturday, April 20 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SEC-102) (TV-PG L)
  Host: Craig J. Jackson
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 5"
  04/14/2013 (07:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "DEADLY AMBITION"
  04/17/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : DETECTIVE ROLLINS’ (KELLI GIDDISH) SISTER RETURNS TO WREAK HAVOC ON THE ENTIRE SVU SQUAD. LINDSAY PULSIPHER GUEST STARS.
  Detective Rollins (Giddish) comes home to find her sister Kim (guest star Pulsipher) in her apartment, beaten up by her abusive boyfriend, and this time, pregnant. The SVU squad does all they can to keep her safe, but an unexpected visitor forces Rollins to take drastic action. Once again Internal Affairs must open an investigation into the SVU’s unconventional methods, and the squad is in jeopardy of losing one of their own. Also starring Mariska Hargitay (Detective Olivia Benson), Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen) and Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro). Also guest starring Robert John Burke and Carolyn McCormick.
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "NAZDAROVYA"
  04/17/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : DAWSON PUTS HERSELF IN DANGER TO HELP HER BROTHER—Dawson (Monica Raymund) attempts to help her brother Antonio (guest star Jon Seda) unravel the details of his drugs-and-gang investigation, and goes behind his back in turning to an unlikely source for assistance. Casey (Jesse Spencer) and his mother, Nancy (Kathleen Quinlan) struggle with their new relationship. Meanwhile, as a favor to Lieutenant Whaley (guest star Shane McRae), Severide (Taylor Kinney) visits someone important from his past, while Herrmann (David Eigenberg) and Otis (Yuri Sardarov) learn some hard truths about their "silent partner" in the bar. Lauren German, Charlie Barnett and Eamonn Walker also star.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "NEW GUYS"
  04/18/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : THE OFFICE BEGINS ITS FINAL SEASON. Jim (John Krasinski) and Dwight (Rainn Wilson) are thrown off balance by the arrival of two young employees (Clark Duke and Jake Lacy) that the others dub "the new Jim" and "Dwight, Jr." Andy (Ed Helms) comes back from Outward Bound leadership training with a desire for vengeance on Nellie (Catherine Tate). Will Oscar (Oscar Nunez) adopt Angela’s (Angela Kinsey) cat? Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) saves a turtle. Jenna Fischer, Ellie Kemper, Craig Robinson, Mindy Kaling, B.J. Novak, Paul Lieberstein, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Kate Flannery, Creed Bratton also star.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "ARTICLE TWO"
  04/18/2013 (09:00PM - 09:31PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE FIGHTS TO GET RID OF OUTDATED RULES—Leslie (Amy Poehler) works to get rid of outdated laws from the original town charter that no longer make sense. Chris (Rob Lowe) gives April (Aubrey Plaza) and Ron (Nick Offerman) management training, while Ann (Rashida Jones) and Ben (Adam Scott) get in a bidding war over a present for Leslie. Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Jim O’Heir and Retta also star.
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" 04/20/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
  Vince Vaughn/ Miguel
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"
  April 20 Christoph Waltz/ Alabama Shakes (OAD 2/16/13)
  04/20/2013 (11:30PM - 1:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• SCIENCE CHANNEL INVITES VIEWERS INTO THE WORLD OF FRINGE WITH A SPECIAL TWO-DAY MARATHON OF SEASON THREE THIS WEEKEND
  --Day Long Marathons Featuring All 22 Episodes of Season Three Begin at 9 AM ET/PT on Saturday, April 13 and Sunday, April 14--
  The thought-provoking, critically-acclaimed series FRINGE returns to Science Channel this weekend in a special two-day long marathon. Science Channel will air the first 11 episodes of season three on Saturday, April 13 from 9 AM to 8 PM ET/PT, and the final 11 episodes of season three on Sunday, April 14 from 9 AM to 8 PM ET/PT.
  FRINGE on Science Channel features leading experts such as Dr. Michio Kaku examining phenomena such as time travel, dream sharing and parallel universes with the short-form series, "Science of Fringe".
  In season three the FRINGE team escapes from the parallel universe - except for Olivia who is trapped in the other world and replaced in ours by her double. It's her double who turns Peter and Olivia's tentative relationship into a love affair. When Olivia returns the bonds of trust fray while ever more bizarre and terrifying phenomena occur, and secrets that stretch back to 1985 threaten to destroy our universe or the parallel universe.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, APRIL 16 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Best of Season 2" marathon - 6/5c
  Go back to the beginning! Catch the best episodes from season 2 with an all-day marathon, airing from 6am to 11pm.
   

• USA Network SATURDAY, APRIL 20 NCIS "Ziv-a-thon" marathon - 9/8c
  Ziva David (Cote De Pablo) is one mighty woman, so we decided to give her a marathon as big as her personality. She hails from Israel where she was a Mossad agent (she specialized in assassinations, paramilitary operations, sabotage and psychological warfare), is fluent in a least 7 languages and can kill a person 18 different ways (with a paperclip or credit card). Don't let her beauty fool you, she's a ninja powerhouse. Tune-in from 9am to 2am.
  

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• ABC DARE TO SWIM WITH THE SHARKS, AS ABC'S HIT SHOW "SHARK TANK" ANNOUNCES SEASON 5 OPEN CASTING CALLS IN LOS ANGELES, CHICAGO, ATLANTA, DALLAS AND PHILADELPHIA
  Entrepreneurs will get another exciting opportunity to make their business dreams come true in the upcoming fifth season of the Emmy-nominated series, "Shark Tank," the show where self-made business tycoons invest in the best businesses and products that America has to offer.
  Nationwide auditions to appear on the ABC hit reality series will take place in five major cities beginning on Sunday, April 14. The first 500 entrepreneurs who show up in Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Dallas and Philadelphia are guaranteed to be seen and will pitch the "Shark Tank" casting team with their products, services or ideas.
   

• AMC Originals Nabs 5 Young Artist Award Noms for Mad Men, The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad
  AMC.com's Inside Breaking Bad Video Series Receives Webby Nomination
  Q&A- Walkin Dead's Marvin Rush (Director of Photography)
  Walking Dead - Cold Storage Webisodes Receive Two Webby Nominations
   

• AMC Breaking Bad Games | Enter the World of the Show
  Seven Games That Let You Enter the World of Breaking Bad as a Player Spring is here and the final eight episodes of Breaking Bad are just around the corner. So what to do until summer? Why not get in on the action yourself with revisit some online Breaking Bad games from the past five seasons.
  ABQ's Baddest Criminals Tournament
  Which lawbreaker has what it takes to top the DEA's Most Wanted list? Does Tortuga sport a longer rap sheet than Tuco? Is Saul Goodman a sleazier suit than Ken Wins? Vote in amc.com's rap sheet tournament and help decide who breaks baddest.
  Featured Video Team S.C.I.E.N.C.E.: Breaking Bad Animated Webisode
   

• AMC The Walking Dead Poll What's Your Favorite Episode From The Walking Dead Season 3? Vote Now! Over the course of The Walking Dead Season 3, Rick Grimes and the survivors stage a hostile takeover of the prison (Episode 1), invade a nearby town to save Glenn and Maggie (Episode 8) and provide shelter for Woodbury residents fleeing the Governor (Episode 16). Which episode thrills you the most? Vote for your favorite in The Walking Dead Season 3 poll.
  Featured Video (SPOILERS) Inside Episode 316 The Walking Dead: Welcome to the Tombs
   

• Donate to charity and win TV prizes! Meet The Cast Of The Newsroom and Hang with Jon Stewart & John Oliver backstage at The Daily Show End April 25th and April 26.
   

• FX The Ultimate Fighter 17 Finale Ratings
  THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER(r) ON FX WINS BY WAY OF KNOCKOUT
  TUF(tm) 17 Finale Scores 1.71 Million Total Viewers and 1.16 Million Adults 18-49
  Marking Series Highs for FX
  FX Was the #1 Network in All of Television Saturday Night in Men 18-34 and #2 in Men 18-49
  Finale Was TV's Most-Watched Show in Men 18-34 in Primetime on Saturday Night
  The Ultimate Fighter 17 was FX's Highest-Rated Season as TUF Officially Moves to FOX Sports 1 on September 4
  LOS ANGELES, April 16, 2013 - The Ultimate Fighter(r) went out on top, as FX's last telecast of the series (4/13/2013) scored FX series highs in Total Viewers and Adults 18-49, while the entire 17th installment was FX's highest-rated of the series.
  The TUF(tm) 17 finale, which saw Kelvin Gastelum named "The Ultimate Fighter" with a split decision upset win over heavily favored Uriah Hall, scored 1.71 million Total Viewers and 1.16 Million Adults 18-49, marking series highs for FX. For the night, FX ranked #1 in Men 18-34 outright, beating all broadcast and cable networks, while Men 18-49 was the highest-rated in basic cable and second highest-rated overall, behind only FOX which aired NASCAR.
  The finale was the most-watched show in all of television in Men 18-34 in primetime on Saturday night, and second most-watched among M18-49, behind only NASCAR on FOX.
   

• Tens of Millions of People Just Watched "The Bible"; What Will They Watch Next?
  Parables TV is on Now -- The tremendous nationwide viewership of The History Channel's epic "The Bible" mini-series has powerfully proven the tremendous interest and appetite there is for quality Christian themed content. Welcome to Parables TV, the first and only paid viewing service to offer 24-hour, streaming Christian feature movies, documentaries, series and original faith-based content. Our mission? Offer viewers anywhere the best Christian entertainment and movies that provide inspiration, one story at a time. The extraordinary success of "The Bible" mini-series demonstrates the demand that Parables TV intends to serve.
  The time is right for a network that features movies and entertainment with thought-provoking stories of faith that share God's message of hope and love. What makes Parables TV different than any other network is our exclusive focus on providing faith-based entertainment. Some networks and channels may feature inspiring preachers and teachers, but Parables TV is the only network to offer exclusive entertainment and content with Christian values.
  Members can start watching content right now from any internet connected TV or mobile device in their arsenal, including Roku (on the Parables TV channel), Android enabled devices and tablets, or Apple devices including iPhones, iPads and of course, desktop or laptop computers. Now, you don't have to wait for Easter to come around every year for distinctive programming, consumers can get the inspirational programs they want 24/7 on www.Parables.TV
   

• New York Times Magazine Cover Story: Who Can Save the 'Today' Show?
  Waking Up on the Wrong Side of a Rating War: How a toxic clash of personalities cost the "Today" show its No. 1 ranking 
  Brian Stelter , a media reporter for The Times, is author of "Top of the Morning: Inside the Cutthroat World of Morning TV," to be published next week.
  One Wednesday last month, Ann Curry, camouflaged in a hat and trench coat, trudged into the art-deco lobby of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. It had been nine months since she was pushed out as co-host of the "Today" show. Curry was now NBC's "national and international correspondent" and the anchor at large for "Today," but these titles seemed honorary. Curry had appeared on "Today" only a handful of times since her ouster. She had no role in NBC's coverage of election night or Inauguration Day. She taped a few stories for "Rock Center," the prime-time newsmagazine show, but as she explained on Twitter, her bosses kept rescheduling them. Curry had moved to an office on the 27th floor of 30 Rock, far from her NBC News bosses on the third floor. On this morning, she was at work on a short "NBC Nightly News" segment about the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s death. It would be only her sixth appearance on the network all year.
   

• CRACKLE RECEIVES FOUR WEBBY NOMINATIONS AND SIX OFFICIAL HONORS
  Best Entertainment Channel and “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” Among Nominations
  Vote Now for Crackle Nominees in Webby People’s Voice Awards HERE!
  CULVER CITY, CA (April 1X, 2013) - Crackle, the multi-platform entertainment network has been nominated in four categories in the 17th annual Webby Awards and honored in an additional six by the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences. A leading international award honoring excellence on the Internet, the Webbys recognized Crackle’s strong multi-platforms and original series in 2012 as the best among 11,000 international submissions.
  Nominations include Crackle for Best Online Film & Video Entertainment Channel and original hit series “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” was nominated for three awards including Best Comedy Series, Best Editing and Best Individual Performance by Jerry Seinfeld.
  Additionally, Crackle was recognized as an Official Honoree alongside Nominees in six categories: Best Web Media Streaming; Best Web Television; Original series “The Ropes” as Best Drama; Original series “The Unknown” as Best Drama; Original series “From The Basement” as Best Music; and the Crackle Barnes & Noble Nook Tablet Application for Best User Experience.
  Along with competing to earn a coveted Webby Award, Nominees are eligible to win a Webby People’s Voice Award with public votes now through April 25.
   

• Josh Groban Live Below the Line video
  Here's info about this year's Live Below the Line campaign by The Global Poverty Project. We have seen efforts to raise money for a cause evolve from telethons to galas, to marathons and walkathons, Live Below the Line is a new model of fundraising.
  One of last year's big celebrity supporters of the LBL, Josh Groban, will be supporting the campaign again in 2013- he was so inspired about taking on the challenge last year, he wrote a song on his new album (called Below the Line) about his experience! This year and has created a Live Below the Line video that we would love your help placing on the site! He created a team on GPP's Live Below the Line site to raise funds for the 10 charity partners, and has already raised over $2,000 within the first 24 hours of signing up- https://www.livebelowtheline.com/me/joshgroban .
  Josh Groban PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XYGRWH0sUA
  ABOUT LIVE BELOW THE LINE:
  Live Below the Line is an innovative awareness and fundraising campaign that aims to spark dialogue about current victories in poverty reduction and the potential for the future. Sign up at www.livebelowtheline.com/us and choose to take on the challenge in support of one of 10 innovative charity partners working on extreme poverty issues. Currently, the Global Poverty Project's Road Scholars are traveling coast-to-coast in a grassroots effort to engage universities, high schools and community organizations to participate in the Live Below the Line campaign. The campaign can be followed on Twitter @LBLUS and on the Live Below the Line US YouTube channel at www.youtube.com/livebelowthelineus .

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC BODY OF PROOF: Doubting Tommy
  THE STAKES ARE LIFE AND DEATH WHEN TOMMY IS ACCUSED OF MURDER AND MEGAN IS HIS ONLY HOPE OF EXONERATION, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Guest Starring Lorraine Toussaint, Joanna Cassidy and Richard Burgi
  "Doubting Tommy" - A young girl is found murdered, and when Megan arrives at the scene, she finds Tommy covered in blood. As the evidence piles up against him, Tommy claims he cannot remember what happened the previous night. Though Megan has doubts about Tommy's involvement, she's the only friend he has in this situation and has to put her personal doubt aside to try to prove his innocence, on "Body of Proof," TUESDAY, APRIL 9 (10:01-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Edward Kerr as James Lawson, Lorraine Toussaint as Chief Angela Martin, Kiko Ellsworth as Steve Owen, Lily Knight as Meryl, Adilah Barnes as Judge Morgan, , Kofi Natei as Vin, with Richard Burgi as D.A. Dan Russell and Joanna Cassidy as Joan Hunt.
  "Doubting Tommy" was written by Matthew L. Lewis and directed by Alex Zakrzewski.
   

• ABC HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE): How to Get off the Couch
  ELAINE AND MAX STEP IN TO HELP WITH NATALIE AFTER POLLY'S 5K TRAINING GOES AWRY, ON "HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE)"
  "How to Get off the Couch" - When Polly hurts her back training for a 5K and becomes confined to the couch, her parents step in to take care of Natalie. Elaine finds herself in an awkward situation with Natalie's classmates when they ask her to explain heaven and religion. Meanwhile, Max and Elaine encourage Julian to give Polly some space, on "How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast: Carla Renata as Mrs. Fogelman, Tangie Ambrose as technician, Diane Catterton as fellow protester.
  "How to Get off the Couch" was written by Matt Flanagan and David McHugh and directed by Alex Hardcastle.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Flip-Flop
  PHIL WALKS A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING A RESOURCEFUL REALTOR AND A CYBER PREDATOR, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Benjamin Bratt ("Private Practice") Returns as Javier, Paget Brewster ("Criminal Minds") And Rob Riggle ("The Daily Show") Guest Star
  "Flip Flop" - Phil is pretty confident in his ability to sell Claire and Cam's flipped house, but when it proves to be a little harder than he thought, he recruits the whole family into taking some desperate, borderline crazy measures. Meanwhile, Javier (guest star Benjamin Bratt) is visiting Manny and brings along his new girlfriend (guest star Paget Brewster), which doesn't sit very well with Gloria, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Benjamin Bratt as Javier, Rob Riggle as Gil Thorpe, Paget Brewster as Trish, Anders Holm as Zack Barbie and Samantha Bennett as waitress.
  "Flip Flop" was written by Jeffrey Richman & Bill Wrubel, and directed by Gail Mancuso.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Go, Gamblers!
  GEORGE WANTS TO TAKE HIS RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND TESSA HELPS RYAN PICK A COLLEGE, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  "Go, Gamblers!" - When it comes time for Ryan to choose a college, Tessa endeavors to remain neutral even though Ryan begs her to decide for him. Tessa ultimately rigs his decision-making process, and Dalia uses this to her advantage. Meanwhile, George asks Dallas to move in with him in the most unromantic way, and as a newly licensed realtor, Sheila sells George's house before it hits the market, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Suburgatory" stars Jeremy Sisto as George Altman, Jane Levy as Tessa Altman, Carly Chaikin as Dalia Royce, Rex Lee as Mr. Wolfe, Allie Grant as Lisa Shay, Alan Tudyk as Noah Werner, Chris Parnell as Fred Shay, Ana Gasteyer as Sheila Shay and Cheryl Hines as Dallas Royce.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "Go, Gamblers!" was written by Andrew Guest and directed by Linda Mendoza.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Dollar Days
  FRANKIE TRIES TO PUT HER NEW DEGREE TO WORK AND STRUGGLES TO LAND A DENTAL ASSISTANT POSITION, WHILE SUE BEGINS OFFERING UNSOLICITED ADVICE TO AXL AND HIS BAND MATES, BECOMING A 'YOKO' TO BOYFRIEND DARRIN'S 'JOHN,' ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Jack McBrayer ("30 Rock," "Wreck It Ralph") Guest Stars as a Potential Employer for Frankie
  Jim Beaver ("Supernatural") Guest Stars as Brick's Not-So-Trustworthy Scout Master, Mr. Stokes
  "Dollar Days" - After successfully graduating from dental assisting school, Frankie attempts to interview for a job but discovers that, when asked about herself, she doesn't quite know how to describe who she is. Meanwhile, when Axl gets his band their first paying gig at the Orson Dollar Days, Sue becomes a 'Yoko' to boyfriend Darrin's 'John' and begins to offer unwanted advice to the group; and when Brick informs Frankie and Mike that he has joined the Prairie Scouts, Mike ends up reluctantly having to lead his quirky troop's camping trip. Jack McBrayer ("30 Rock," "Wreck It Ralph") guest stars as Dr. Goodwin, who interviews Frankie for a possible job, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Marsha Mason as Pat Spence, Jack McBrayer as Dr. Goodwin, Jim Beaver as Eddie Stokes, Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, John Gammon as Darrin, Katherine Von Till as counselor, Mason Cook as Corey, Andrew J. Fishman as Zack, Aidan Potter as Scott, Bruce Hurless as Henry, Jake Netter as Theo, Melissa Denton as instructor and Stuart Allan as sleeping kid.
  "Dollar Days" was written by Jana Hunter & Mitch Hunter and directed by Phil Traill.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS (4/12)
  GAME NIGHT TAKES AN UGLY TURN, ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  "She Got Game Night" - Brad and Jane host a couples game night with Penny, Pete, Max and Scotty and the competitiveness gets a little out of hand, prompting Penny to make an unexpected move. Meanwhile Dave has a big decision to make on the career front, and Alex tries to help but they end up at a psychic instead, on "Happy Endings," FRIDAY, APRIL 12 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Daphne, Nick Zano as Pete, Rose Abdoo as Magic Ann and Seth Morris as Scotty.
  "She Got Game Night" was written by Brian Gallivan and directed by Kyle Newacheck.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS (4/12)
  PENNY WRITES A PLAY ABOUT THE BLACK PLAGUE AS SHE DEALS WITH HER BREAK-UP WITH PETE, ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  "The Storm Before the Calm" - Penny insists that she's fine after her breakup with Pete, but the gang begin to wonder when she writes a play entitled "Black Plague: A Love Story" and asks Derrick (guest star Stephen Guarino) and his theater group to stage it. They brace for "drama" in more ways than one. Meanwhile a marketing group asks Alex and Max to be tastemakers, but is it a scam?, on "Happy Endings," FRIDAY, APRIL 12 (8:30-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Stephen Guarino as Derrick, Dawar Owens as Anthony, Rafi Silver as Brandon and Brian Maillard as Greg.
  "The Storm Before the Calm" was written by Prentice Penny and directed by Kyle Newacheck.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: My Heart Would Know
  A PERSONAL CRISIS BRINGS RAYNA OFF THE ROAD AND BACK HOME, WHILE JULIETTE CONTINUES THE TOUR, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Chris Carmack, Jay Hernandez, JD Souther Guest Star
  "My Heart Would Know" - A personal crisis in Nashville causes Rayna to leave the tour in New York City before her sold-out concert with Juliette, but for Juliette, the show must go on. Jolene stakes a claim on her sober counselor Dante as Juliette gets closer to him personally and professionally, and Deacon doesn't like the woman Juliette has become and tells her point-blank. Gunnar declares the next 24 hours a "Scarlett O'Connor party" to celebrate her success, and she brings Will along to join the fun. Meanwhile Avery becomes a roadie for Juliette, and secrets involving the men in Rayna's life see the light of day, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Susan Misner as Stacey Douglas, Sylvia Jeffries as Jolene, Jay Hernandez as Dante Rivas, Judith Hoag as Tandy, Maisy Stella as Daphne, Lennon Stella as Maddie, Chris Carmack as Will Lexington, David Alford as Bucky Dawes, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, JD Souther as Watty White, Melvin Ray Kearney II as Bo, Todd Truley as Marshall Evans, Tiffany Morgan as Jeanne, Jeremy Childs as Albert and Chloe Bennett as Hailey.
  "My Heart Would Know" was written by Mollie Bickley St. John and directed by Sanaa Hamri.
   

• ABC Family ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF ABC FAMILY'S THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER (4/8)
  AMY AND RICKY FIND THEMSELVES ON DIFFERENT PATHS IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER," AIRING MONDAY, APRIL 8 AT 8:00PM ET/PT ON ABC FAMILY
  Burbank, CA (March 25, 2013) - The future weighs heavily on everyone's mind in an all-new episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," airing Monday, April 8, 2013 (8:00 - 9:00 PM ET/PT) on ABC Family.
  In "Shiny and New," Amy and Ricky's relationship grows increasingly strained when Amy decides she wants to tour a college in New York. Leo questions Ricky about his friendship with Clementine. Jack goes to extreme lengths to protect himself with potentially devastating consequences. Adrian is not happy when Omar goes on a business trip without her, especially when she learns that Amy is on the same flight. George's need to distance himself from Anne leads him down a new career path. Meanwhile, Cierra offers to tutor Ethan in math but his pride keeps him from accepting her help.
  "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" stars Shailene Woodley, Ken Baumann, Greg Finley, Daren Kagasoff, Megan Park, Francia Raisa, Michael Grant, Cierra Ramirez with Steve Schirripa. In "Shiny and New," special guest stars include Mark Derwin and Josie Bissett.
   

• AMC Mad Men "The Doorway" Season 6 Premieres This Sunday 9/8c
  In the Season 6 two-hour premiere, Don spearheads a new campaign, Roger gets some unsettling news, and Betty takes in a houseguest. Featured Video A Look at Season 6: Inside Mad Men
  Six Ways to Get Ready for the Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Sun., Apr. 7
  Mad Men returns this Sun., Apr. 7 with a special two-hour premiere at 9/8c on AMC.
  Check out our Mad Men News Page!
   

• BBCA Doctor Who Cold War - Episode 8
  The Doctor and Clara land on a damaged Russian Submarine in 1983 as it spirals out of control into the ocean depths. An alien creature is loose on board, having escaped from a block of Arctic ice. With tempers flaring and a cargo of nuclear weapons on board, it’s not just the crew but the whole of humanity at stake!
  Episode credits: Written by Mark Gatiss (Sherlock) and directed by Douglas Mackinnon (Silent Witness).
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM INVESTIGATES A NAVY RESERVIST’S MISSING HUSBAND WHILE TONY IS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER HOW ZIVA IS COPING WITH HER FATHER’S DEATH, ON “NCIS,” TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  Editor’s note: The end time for this episode has been changed.
  “Chasing Ghosts” – When a Navy reservist returns home to find her husband missing and her living room covered in blood, she turns to the NCIS team to bring him home. Meanwhile, Tony suspects that Ziva is planning a risky move to avenge her father’s death, on NCIS, Tuesday, April 9 (8:00-9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Nicole Mirante-Matthews
  DIRECTED BY: Arvin Brown
   

• CBS THE NCIS: LOS ANGELES TEAM SEARCHES FOR A SLY CULPRIT IN POSSESSION OF STOLEN CYANIDE AFTER A NAVY LIEUTENANT IS POISONED, ON "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  Editor's note: The end time for this episode has been changed.
  “Purity” – When cyanide in a communal water jug lethally poisons a lieutenant and leaves a Navy pilot in serious condition, the NCIS: LA team investigates whether this is an isolated incident or an early test for large-scale water contamination, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, April 9 (9:00-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Joe Sachs
  DIRECTED BY: Eric Laneuville
   

• CBS OWEN AND ARROYO EACH RACE TO MAKE A KEY ARREST WHEN THEY’RE BOTH UP FOR PROMOTIONS, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” ON TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  Editor's note: The start time for this episode has been changed.
  Polly Draper Returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ Mother
  “Scapegoat” – Arroyo competes with Owen to make a key arrest after finding out they are both up for promotions, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, April 9 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Polly Draper returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ mother.
  WRITTEN BY: Phil Klemmer and Alex Katsnelson
  DIRECTED BY: Jamie Babbit
   

• CBS A SHOCKING DISCOVERY FOUND INSIDE A TIME CAPSULE HAS THE BAU WONDERING IF THERE IS A POSSIBLE LINK TO THE PRESENT DEATH OF A LOCAL POLICE OFFICER, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10
  Pamela Bellwood Guest Stars as Local Newspaper Editor Wanda Sullivan
  “Pay It Forward” – When a time capsule in a small Colorado town is opened 25 years later and contains a gruesome discovery, the BAU investigates that crime and a possible link to the death of a local police officer, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, April 10 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Pamela Bellwood (“Dynasty”) guest stars as local newspaper editor Wanda Sullivan.
  WRITTEN BY: Bruce Zimmerman
  DIRECTED BY: John Terlesky
   

• CBS RUSSELL HAS TO CONNECT WITH A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR AND WITNESS TO A TRIPLE HOMICIDE, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10
  "Backfire" — When the CSIs investigate a triple homicide, Russell has to find a way to connect with a 6-year-old girl who was the sole survivor and witness, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, April 10 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Jack Gutowitz
  DIRECTED BY: Frank Waldeck
   

• CBS SHERIFF LAMB, JACK AND KATHERINE LEARN MORE ABOUT HOW SAVINO WORKS THE SKIM FROM THE SAVOY, MAKING DISTRICT ATTORNEY REYNOLDS VERY NERVOUS, ON “VEGAS,” FRIDAY, APRIL 12
  Series Star Michael Chiklis Directed the Episode
  Anna Camp Returns as Hollywood Starlet Violet Mills, and Melinda Clark Guest Stars as Mia’s Mother, Lena
  “Hollywood Ending” – Lamb, Jack and Katherine take advantage of the phone tap in Savino’s office and try to get evidence on how Savino works the skim, making District Attorney Reynolds very nervous. Meanwhile, Dixon and Yvonne arrive in Los Angeles to visit Violet at a movie studio, and Yvonne finally gets the chance to show off her beautiful singing voice at a big Hollywood party. Also, Mia is shocked when her presumed dead mother, Lena, arrives at the Savoy and sets her sights on Savino, on VEGAS, Friday, April 12 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Series star Michael Chiklis directed the episode.
  WRITTEN BY: Vanessa Reisen
  DIRECTED BY: Series star Michael Chiklis
   

• CBS DANNY AND LINDA FIGHT WHEN SHE PREVENTS HIM FROM QUESTIONING A WITNESS UNTIL AFTER SURGERY AND THE WITNESS DIES DURING THE PROCEDURE, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, APRIL 12
  "Ends and Means" — When two Wall Street brokers are killed in drug deals, Danny looks to question a wounded accomplice at the hospital but he is stopped by Linda, who won’t let Danny see him until after surgery. But when the accomplice dies during the procedure, Danny and Linda battle over the judgment call, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, April 12 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Ian Biederman
  DIRECTED BY: John Polson
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 8, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  SEASON FINALE MONDAY, APRIL 8
  THE CARRIE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Kiss Yesterday Goodbye” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE — Carrie (AnnaSophia Robb) is happy going to her junior prom, but when hidden secrets are revealed plans begin to change. Dorrit (Stefania Owen) is determined to take her relationship with Miller (guest star Evan Crooks) to the next level, but things hit a bump along the way. For the first time in her life, Mouse (Ellen Wong) decides to defy her parents to date whom she wants. Tom (Matt Letscher) begins to struggle with sneaking around, especially when he thinks someone might be on to him. Elsewhere, Larissa (Freema Agyeman) makes Carrie and Walt (Brendan Dooling) an enticing offer. Austin Butler and Katie Findlay also star. Andy Wolk directed the episode written by Amy B. Harris (#113.)
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  HART OF DIXIE — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET) “Why Don’t we Get Drunk” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  COMPETITION — Lavon’s (Cress Williams) big plans of making BlueBell a Spring Break destination hits a roadblock when the competing town tries to lure the partiers away. With the help of Ruby Jeffries (guest star Golden Brooks), Lavon creates a competition that is bound to attract some attention. Eager to join in some much-deserved fun, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) agrees to give partying a try with Jonah (guest star Travis Van Winkle), but seeing them together makes George (Scott Porter) jealous. Wade (Wilson Bethel) and Lemon (Jaime King) decide to compete in Lavon’s contest in order to win the grand prize to buy the Rammer Jammer, which they have learned is for sale. Meanwhile, Brick (Tim Matheson) has been acting odd and when everyone begins to notice they force him to seek treatment. Rebecca Asher directed the episode written by Veronica Becker and Sarah Kucserka (#218). Fashion Now
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10
  SUPERNATURAL — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET) “Torn and Frayed” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
  CASTIEL MUST SAVE A FELLOW ANGEL — Naomi (guest star Amanda Tapping) tells Castiel (Misha Collins) that Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard) is holding an angel captive and Castiel must rescue him before Crowley finds out their secrets. Castiel turns to Dean (Jensen Ackles) for help. Meanwhile, Sam (Jared Padalecki) meets with Amelia (guest star Liane Balaban) who asks him to make a choice: stay with her or leave and never contact her again. Robert Singer directed the episode written by Jenny Klein (#110).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 12
  NIKITA — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET) “Masks” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  OWEN BEGINS TO UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF HIS PAST — Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) confesses her desire to leave Division to Birkhoff (Aaron Stanford), while Amanda (Melinda Clarke) begins providing Owen (Devon Sawa) with something he was never able to find – memories of his real past. Despite Nikita’s (Maggie Q) attempts to help, Owen begins to confront the events of his past. Shane West and Dillon Casey also star. Chris Peppe directed the episode written by Kamran Pasha (#317).
  Photo Credit: Sven Frenzel / The CW Photos
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 12
  CULT — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “The Devil You Know” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  ERICA GIMPEL (“NIKITA,” “VERONICA MARS”) GUEST STARS — Jeff (Matt Davis) and Skye (Jessica Lucas) struggle to find evidence against Sakelik (guest star Aisha Hinds, “Weeds”) to use as leverage to gain information on Nate. Stuart invites Roger (Robert Knepper) to a weekend getaway at his Santa Barbara estate. Skye has lunch with her mother (guest star Erica Gimpel) and the two discuss the past. Meanwhile, on the television show, Kelly (Alona Tal) strikes a deal with Billy (Robert Knepper) to get her sister Meadow back. Marita Grabiak directed the episode written by Hans Yobeason (#108).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 7
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CLEVELAND TAKES REVENGE TOO FAR ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX
  When Arianna The Bear (guest voice Arianna Huffington) is rude to Donna, Cleveland defends her honor by egging Arianna’s house. But when Cleveland starts seeking revenge on everyone in Stoolbend, things get out of hand and he’s accused of a murder he didn’t commit. Meanwhile, in a murder mystery parody, Freight Train (guest voice Craig Robinson), Rallo and Junior try to exonerate Cleveland in the all-new “Who Done Did It” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 7 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-410) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Craig Robinson as Freight Train, Frances Callier as Cookie, Assem Batra as Kendra, Arianna Huffington as Ariana The Bear.
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 8
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  RYAN AND WESTON TEAM UP TO TAKE DOWN A FOLLOWER ON AN ALL-NEW “THE FOLLOWING” MONDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  Ryan and the FBI discover a follower who might be able to lead them to Joe Carroll's location. Agent Weston returns to the case but his run-in with the cult may have had a bigger impact on him than anyone originally thought. Meanwhile, Claire and Emma come face-to-face for the first time since Joey’s kidnapping in the all-new “The Curse” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Monday, April 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-112) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Warren Kole as Roderick; Christopher Denham as Vince; Jennifer Ferrin as Molly; Robert Bogue as Daniel Monroe; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  --“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE GLEE CLUB FACES THEIR TOUGHEST CHALLENGE YET ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” THURSDAY, APRIL 11 ON FOX
  The members of New Directions are prepping for Regionals, but when an unthinkable event occurs at McKinley High, perspectives are put into order in the all-new “Shooting Star” episode of GLEE airing on Thursday, April 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-418) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Jacob Artist as Jake Puckerman; Melissa Benoist as Marley Rose; Dean Geyer as Brody Weston; Becca Tobin as Kitty; Alex Newell as Wade Adams; and Blake Jenner as Ryder Lynn; and Dot Marie Jones as Coach Beiste.
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS THROWS CECE A WILD BACHELORETTE PARTY ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 9, ON FOX
  Jess decides to throw Cece a surprise bachelorette party while Nick and Winston awkwardly take her fiancé, Shivrang, out for the night. Then, as Schmidt desperately tries to find a real girlfriend in time for the wedding in order to get a “plus one,” he is forced to seek out his old girlfriend from his “fat Schmidt” college days in the all-new “Bachelorette Party” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 9 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-221) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Satya Bhabha as Shivrang; June Diane Raphael as Sadie; Rebecca Reid as Nadia
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  **--“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE DOCTORS (AND MORGAN) TRAVEL TO SANTA FE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, APRIL 9, ON FOX
  Green Bay Packers Star Clay Matthews Makes Guest-Cameo
  As the doctors of Schulman and Associates prepare for a medical conference in Santa Fe, NM, Mindy receives a message from her ex-boyfriend, Josh (guest star Tommy Dewey), who is now living there and wants to talk. But Mindy is in for a surprise when she discovers why Josh moved west. Meanwhile, Morgan helps Jeremy work on a potentially career-changing presentation, which doesn’t go according to plan in the all-new “Santa Fe” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, April 9 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-121) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Mort Burke as Parker; Tommy Dewey as Josh; Anders Holm as Casey; Clay Matthews as Himself; Michael Durrell as Dr. Walters; Jun Hee Lee as Quan; Alyssa Preston as Overweight Woman; Amber Luallen as Female Patient; Vladimir Sizor as Buff Guy.
   

• FX ANGER MANAGEMENT Thursday, April 11 at 9:30 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Charlie treats Lindsay Lohan with therapy.
  Anger Management Episode 13 – Next On: Back-to-Back Episodes “Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood” and “Charlie and Kate Horse Around.” All new Thursday starting at 9p, only on FX.
  Here are some first look clips from Lindsay Lohan’s appearance.
  Great Lawyers Lindsay's impressed with Charlie's short time in prison. 
  I Was Here For an Hour How does Lindsay get her eyes to look so twinkly?
  Palm Trees in the Wind Power tools, palm trees and Lindsay. 
  Sad and Shallow Do you know her history? 
  Thank You Honey Lacey has a message for your daddy. 
  I Had Pie How many pieces are in a pie? 
   

• FX THE AMERICANS
  This week's episode "Only You" (Episode 10) airs April 10, 10:00-11:03 PM ET/PT - Stan pursues a lead that puts him on the trail to one of Gregory's crew members, closing the gap between him and Elizabeth, and reigniting some of the deepest conflicts between her and Philip. Written by Bradford Winters; directed by Adam Arkin. Clip
  Re-Running of Last week's Episode Video 
  Due to a Listings Error by FX Publicity, the Final Seven Minutes of the Episode Were Cut Off on Subscriber's DVRs. The Episode, "Safe House," Will Be Available on the FX Website Until May 15, 2013. The next Episode, "Only You," Will Air on April 10 from 10:00-11:03PM ET/PT
  "The error is regrettable and I apologize to all the loyal fans of The Americans who were cheated out of the full viewing experience of one of the most important episodes so far this season," said John Solberg, Senior Vice President of Media Relations, FX Networks. "Unfortunately mistakes happen and this happened to be a very unfortunate time for this kind of mistake. I hope the viewers whose DVRs failed to capture the final seven minutes of the episode will take advantage of the opportunity to watch the encore run on FXNetworks.com and see the spectacular ending."
  Episode 9 - Snapshot: Week 9 Don’t let the innocent looks fool you, he’s deadly. Pledge your allegiance to The Americans, Wednesdays at 10 pm e/p, only on FX.
  Episode 10 - Snapshot: Week 10 Will Philip and Elizabeth allow Gregory to choose his own end? How much would you sacrifice for the cause? The Americans, all new Wednesdays at 10 pm e/p, only on FX.
  Go Undercover: Episode 10 Recap Go Undercover with the Jennings and discover what life, death and love really mean when Amador's death impacts Gregory, Elizabeth and Philip in a way no one could have predicted. The Americans, all new Wednesdays at 10 pm e/p, only on FX.
  Go Undercover: Episode 9 Recap Go Undercover with The Americans and untangle the web of confusion within the last episode. All new episodes Wednesdays at 10p only on FX.
   

• FX TUNE-IN: Jon Hamm, Eugene Mirman & Kristen Schaal on ARCHER, April 4 & 11
  Join us for the two-part season four finale of Archer, “Sea Tunt,” which kicks off tonight, April 4 at 10 PM ET/PT and concludes on Thursday, April 11. These episodes showcase the vocal talents of special guest stars Jon Hamm (Mad Men) as well as Eugene Mirman and Kristen Schaal (Bob’s Burgers).
  SEASON FINALE – Episode 13 – “Sea Tunt: Part II” (Airs April 11, 10:00 pm e/p) – Archer
  and the ISIS crew go to an underwater SEA LABoratory to stop the deranged Captain Murphy.
  Written by Adam Reed & Rick Cleveland.  Photos
   

• FX Legit "Fatherhood" New! Thu, Apr 11 10:30 PM
  A prostitute claims to be pregnant with Billy's baby in the first-season finale.
   

• HBO Game of Thrones "Dark Wings, Dark Words" New! Sun, Apr 7 9:00 PM
  Shae asks Tyrion for a favor; Sansa tries not to crack under pressure; Jaime finds a way to while away the hours; Arya has an encounter with the Brotherhood Without Banners.
   

• History The Vikings "Burial of the Dead" New! Sun, Apr 7 10:00 PM
  Ragnar faces off with the Earl after learning of Rollo's torture.
  After all the teases and buzz, we've finally made it to the game changing episode of the season so far on HISTORY's scripted series Vikings and we have a brand new promo clip for you below!
  In the sixth episode Ragnar and the Earl battle after Ragnar finds out that his brother Rollo has been tortured on Earl's orders. Two men will enter the fight, but only one will come out alive.
  Below is a full episode six show description, which premieres this Sunday, April 7 at 10 p.m.
  "Burial of the Dead" - Sunday, April 7 at 10 p.m.Ragnar, weak and still hurt, must meet the Earl head-on after it comes to light that Rollo has been tortured on Haraldson's orders. The two men will come together face to face with a single outcome possible: Only one man will leave this fight alive.
  Directed by: Ciaran Donnelly Written by: Michael Hirst :30 Promo
  VIKINGS: Sunday Battle Scene Images
  What an incredible episode of Vikings that unfolded last night! This morning, we wanted to share some scenes and photos from last night's episode depicting the epic battle. **Note - these photos and video clips do contain spoilers for anyone who has not watched Sunday's episode!**
  SCENES FROM VIKINGS Episode 6: Airs Sundays at 10/9c on HISTORY
  Ragnar-Earl Battle Ragnar-Earl Battle Pt. 2 Rollo Swears to Ragnar Photos
   

• Lifetime Army Wives "Disarmament" New! Sun, Apr 7 9:00 PM
  Gloria meets a new guy at the Hump bar; Jackie's son comes home with some surprising news; Denise and Frank celebrate another anniversary apart; Joan has a disagreement with Latasha and Maggie after the boys get in trouble again; Holly is disappointed when she can't talk to Tim after his squad is ambushed.
   

• Lifetime The Client List "Hell On Heels" New! Sun, Apr 7 10:00 PM
  Riley learns that Linette wants Katie to enter a local pageant. Meanwhile, Selena and Derek experience an awkward encounter in a co-ed locker room; Evan offers to take Travis to visit Kyle in jail; and Lacey and Dale visit a fertility specialist.
   

• Lifetime Stalkers Premieres Saturday, April 13, at 8pm ET/PT
  Frustrated with the judicial system’s indifference towards stalking cases, ambitious A.D.A “Julia Winston” is determined to establish a task force charged with tracking and prosecuting predators before they harm or kill their victims. However, Julia’s “boys club” of bosses dismisses her concerns as trivial and repeatedly rebuffs her efforts. Meanwhile, recently hired detective “Diane Harkin” faces similar resistance from fellow officers in her new precinct when she discovers numerous unsolved stalking cases. But for Diane, the fight to change the system is personal. She herself is on the run, having fled a violent ex-husband who won’t rest until he catches up with her and their young son. Crossing paths on an especially harrowing case of a woman terrorized by an obsessive former lover (Suvari), Diane and Julia find common ground and form an unlikely partnership to tackle the case. But the two soon realize that to beat stalkers at their own game, they can’t play strictly by the rules, and that bringing these criminals to justice means both Diane and Julia must put their careers -- and lives -- on the line.
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday April 7, 2013 - Saturday April 13, 2013
  "REVOLUTION" "THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME"
  04/08/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : WHILE NEVILLE FACES PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL JEOPARDY, RACHEL STRUGGLES TO RESTORE THE POWER AND HER SELF-RESPECT- Neville (Giancarlo Esposito) faces danger and hard choices as Monroe (David Lyons) doubts his loyalty, he disowns his son Jason (JD Pardo) and gets captured by Miles (Billy Burke). Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) and Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos) begin slowly patching their relationship only to be pulled apart again as Rachel suddenly embarks on a quest to restore the power and her self-respect. She must make a dangerous journey to the mysterious Tower as it holds her only chance at redemption. Also starring Zak Orth, Daniella Alonso, Colm Feore, Kim Raver, Malik Yoba and Derek Webster. Something's Wrong at The Tower... Alliances realign on the next Revolution, Monday after The Voice on NBC.
   

• NBC "HANNIBAL" "APÉRITIF "
  04/10/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : SERIES PREMIERE – A STRING OF BRUTAL MURDERS BRINGS WILL GRAHAM BACK TO THE FBI AND BEGINS HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH DR. HANNIBAL LECTER – When the FBI takes on a case of disappearing college girls, Jack Crawford (Laurence Fishburne) recruits Will Graham (Hugh Dancy), a gifted criminal profiler with a unique view into the psyche of serial killers, to consult. Jack also seeks the help of Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen), a brilliant psychiatrist, who, unbeknownst to him, is not only one of the most successful serial killers of all time, but also a cannibal. After a copycat strikes, Will and Hannibal join forces to track down the culprit. Caroline Dhavernas and Hettienne Park also star.
  Season Sneak Peek The closer he gets... the further his mind goes. Get a look at the intrigue in store this season!
  Therapy Session Dr. Hannibal Lecter takes a deep dive into Will's subconscious. 
  Will's Hallucinations Dr. Hannibal Lecter questions Will about his horrifying visions.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "INTRO TO FELT SURROGACY"
  04/11/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : THE STUDY GROUP TAKES A UNIQUE BALLOON RIDE AND SPENDS SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER – JASON ALEXANDER AND SARA BAREILLES GUEST STAR – The study group takes a wild balloon ride that crash lands in the woods and they end up spending some quality time together with a friendly mountain man (Jason Alexander, "Seinfeld"). Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi, Donald Glover, Ken Jeong and Jim Rash also star.
  Magic Berries Guest star Jason Alexander gives the gang some psychedelic berries.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "ANIMAL CONTROL"
  04/11/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE TAKES CONTROL OF ANIMAL CONTROL-- Leslie (Amy Poehler) decides to give the Animal Control Department a much-needed makeover. Ann (Rashida Jones) tries to get Ron (Nick Offerman) the medical attention he needs, while Ben (Adam Scott), Tom (Aziz Ansari) and Andy (Chris Pratt) recruit donors for their charity foundation. Aubrey Plaza, Rob Lowe, Jim O'Heir, and Retta also star.
  Ron Goes to the Doctor Ann helps Ron get over a nasty cold.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "STAIRMAGEDDON"
  04/11/2013 (09:00PM - 09:31PM) (Thursday) : EVERYONE IS UPSET WHEN THE ELEVATOR GOES OUT OF SERVICE—ROSEANNE BARR GUEST STARS—"Stairmaggedon" strikes the office when the elevator goes out and everyone is forced to take the stairs. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) forces Stanley (Leslie David Baker) to do an important sales call. Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Jim (John Krasinski) find comfort in talking with Nellie (Catherine Tate) and Toby (Paul Lieberstein) about marital troubles. Meanwhile, Angela (Angela Kinsey) stands by her man. Ed Helms, Phyllis Smith, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson, Ellie Kemper, Clark Duke and Jake Lacy also star.
   

• NBC "GO ON" "URN-ED RUN"
  04/11/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Thursday) : RYAN PURSUES HIS DREAM OF NATIONAL STARDOM WHILE THE GROUP BEGINS TO CRUMBLE -Worried that his career is in shambles, Ryan (Matthew Perry) travels to New York with Steven (John Cho) to interview as host of a national show, set up for him by Anne (Julie White). Meanwhile, the group grumbles they’re getting nothing out of their sessions and blame Lauren (Laura Benanti) to such an extent that Yolanda (Suzy Nakamura) and Sonia (Sarah Baker) make up a big problem for her to fix. When both plans crash, the group finds renewed strength from their failures.
  Also starring, Brett Gelman, Tyler James WIliams, Tonita Castro, and Bill Cobbs
   

• NBC "HANNIBAL" "AMUSE-BOUCHE"
  04/11/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : WILL FACES A NEW CASE AFTER A BIZARRE DISCOVERY IN THE WOODS – Will Graham (Hugh Dancy), now an official special investigator with the FBI, helps Jack Crawford (Laurence Fishburne) and the BAU unit search for a murderer who buries his victims alive to grow mushrooms. In their therapy sessions, Hannibal (Mads Mikkelsen) begins to gain Will's trust as they bond over responsibility for Abigail (guest star Kacey Rohl), and helps Will open up about his true feelings about killing Hobbs. Meanwhile, Freddie Lounds (guest star Lara Jean Chorostecki) snoops around the BAU's investigation. Caroline Dhavernas and Hettienne Park also star.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE INVITED DRESS"
  04/13/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : As Tom (Christian Borle) and Julia (Debra Messing) race to ready "Bombshell" for previews, Tom’s eagerness to prove himself may not be the best thing for the show. An onstage mishap forces Ivy (Megan Hilty) to make a choice, while tension mounts at "Hit List" as Karen (Katharine McPhee) becomes suspicious of Derek’s (Jack Davenport) motives towards her. Anjelica Huston, Jeremy Jordan, Leslie Odom, Jr., Krysta Rodriguez and Andy Mientus also star. Jamey Sheridan and Jesse L. Martin guest star.
   

• PBS With the second season of CALL THE MIDWIFE underway, we thought you might be interested in some info about next Sunday's episode (4/7 @ 8/7c on PBS)!
  Here's video of last week's premiere episode for those of you who weren't able to tune in.
  Episode Description: The Nonnatus community is rocked when the Kelly family's newborn son dies tragically in unexplained circumstances. Cynthia, who had attended the birth, comes under intense scrutiny from the police and the pregnant women of Poplar. Despite reassurances from her friends and colleagues, Cynthia questions her own abilities and the immense strain takes its toll on her work and health. Now fully ensconced in married life with PC Noakes, Chummy's decision to pursue her dream brings about a different sort of pressure as exciting changes lie ahead for the couple. Meanwhile, a chance encounter returns Jimmy to Jenny's life with surprising results. Tune in to "Episode 2" (Sun, April 7, 2013, 8/7c):
  PBS TO BRING SECOND SEASON OF CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA "CALL THE MIDWIFE" TO THE U.S. ON SUNDAY, MARCH 31, 2013
  - Debut Series From Neal Street Productions Draws Strong U.S. Audience in First Season;
  Cements PBS as Destination for Drama on Sunday Nights; UK Season 2 Premiere Draws Highest BBC Drama Ratings in More Than a Decade
   

• PBS Masterpiece Season 43, Episode 9 "Mr. Selfridge" Apr 7, 2013 9:00pm
  Harry bucks convention by placing the cosmetics department at the front of the store. In other events, his personal life turns complicated due to Ellen Love, Lady Mae and Rose.
  Guest Cast- Kika Markham: Lois Selfridge Frances O'Connor: Rose Selfridge Aisling Loftus: Agnes Towler Ron Cook: Mr. Crabb Christian Patterson: Alf Deborah Cornelius: Miss Blenkinsop Oliver Jackson-Cohen: Roderick Temple Nick Moran: Reginald Towler Amanda Abbington: Miss Mardle Pippa Haywood: Miss Bunting Zoe Tapper: Ellen Love Tom Goodman-Hill: Mr. Grove Samuel West: Frank Edwards Jeremy Piven: Harry Selfridge Tim Lewis: Reporter Joséphine de La Baume: Valerie Maurel Amy Beth Hayes: Kitty Grégory Fitoussi: Henri Leclair Raffe
   

• Showtime Californication "I'll Lay My Monsters Down" New! Sun, Apr 7 10:30 PM
  In the Season 6 finale, Hank contemplates his future and where Faith fits in; and Charlie and Marcy also ponder how things are shaping up for their relationship. Meanwhile, there's a concerted effort to see that Atticus gets to the Greek Theatre and his gig with Marilyn Manson.
   

• Showtime House of Lies "Til Death Do Us Part" New! Sun, Apr 7 10:00 PM
  In the Season 2 finale, Doug proposes to his girlfriend, who plans a wedding in Las Vegas on the eve of the Pod closing a pivotal deal. Meanwhile, Marty's surreptitious dealings increase the tension among his people and lead to unintended consequences for all.
   

• Showtime Shameless "Survival of the Fittest" New! Sun, Apr 7 9:00 PM
  In the Season 3 finale, Fiona and the family throw a surprise party for Lip's high-school graduation; and Frank uses his gambling winnings to take Lip out for a nice dad-lad dinner.
   

• Syfy Lost Girl "Hail, Hale" New! Mon, Apr 8 10:00 PM
  A daring attack on the Dal Riata bar leaves a life hanging in the balance. Meanwhile, Kenzi and Hale are caught in the crossfire when the Morrigan attempts to ignite tensions between Light Fae and Dark Fae.
  Additionally, you'll find a sneak peek and clips for Lost Girl, which is all-new on Monday evening at 10 p.m. ET. Lost Girl-Airs Mondays at 10/9c.
  Hail, Hale - Sneak Peek The Morrigan ignites tensions between Light and Dark... Catching Kenzi and Hale in the crossfire.
  Breaking the Circle - Clip Bo harnesses her full strength and, in doing so, may have channeled something greater than herself. Could this force be her father.
  Walking the Grave - Clip Tamsin and Dyson are overwhelmed by the ruthless and mysterious slaughter of so many Light & Dark Fae.
  Hale's Gambit - Clip Hale slips Kenzi a sacred charm that will keep her safe in the trouble to come, and tells her something that will change their relationship forever.
   

• Syfy Being Human- Next episode: "Ruh Roh" New! Mon, Apr 8 9:00 PM
  In the third-season finale, Sally has another encounter with Donna as Josh and Nora face off against Liam and Aidan deals with the fact that he has turned Kenny into a vampire abomination.
  It's not over yet! Below, you'll find the finale sneak peek, as well as an interview and some episodic clips. If you didn't catch last week's, they're definitely a little spoiler-y.
  Ruh Roh (Season Finale) - Sneak Peek While Aidan deals with Kenny, Liam pops up on Josh & Nora. A blast from the past surprises everyone. And, Sally faces off with Donna again.
  Sam & Kristen's Thoughts on the Wedding Scene - Interview Clip Sam & Kristen give you the down low on the wedding between Josh & Nora.
  On Fire - Clip Sally explodes Donna from the inside out. Can anyone say Trojan Horse?
  Off With Your Head - Clip Josh cuts off Ray's head. Ouch!
  Syfy This season of Being Human may have concluded, but it has been renewed for a fourth! You can watch a couple of clips from the finale, as well as an interview video with the cast about the season three cliffhangers. Being Human-Will Return for a Fourth Season
  True Blood - Clip Josh, Aidan, Nora and Sally offer a DIY guide to killing an angry, purebred werewolf.
  Kiss & Make Up - Clip Liam shows Josh & Nora the half-breed vamps - a perfect honeymoon gift.
  The Cast on Season 3 Cliffhangers - Clip Listen to the cast reveal their thoughts on the Season 3 Cliffhangers. 
   

• TBS MEN AT WORK New Episode: "The New Boss" - TV-14-DL - Thursday, April 18, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  A new editor (guest star Peri Gilpin) is picked up at Full Steam Magazine, and the boys all do their best to impress. Gibbs' game gets shaky, Neal experiences a colossal confidence boost and Milo tries to get noticed. Meanwhile, Tyler tries to change up his dating style, and it doesn't go quite as well as he'd like to think. J.K Simmons, Joel David Moore and John Michael Higgins also guest star.
  Directed by Leonard R. Garner Jr. Written by Breckin Meyer Created by Breckin Meyer
  Interview with Danny Masterson (Milo)!
   

• TNT Dallas - Two-Hour Season Finale
  Dallas Season Finale Part 1: "Guilt By Association" - Monday, April 15, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  When John Ross and Pamela make a shocking discovery about an enemy's whereabouts the night J.R. was killed, Bobby is compelled to reveal more of J.R.'s master plan to them and ask for their help in a surprising way. Meanwhile, Christopher heads out to search for his mother, but as an unexpected secret comes to light, a rift drives Christopher and Elena apart. At the same time, Sue Ellen makes an impassioned plea to convince Ken Richards (guest star Lee Majors) to do the right thing, even though it may have dire consequences for him.
  Directed by Jesse Bocho Written by Taylor Hamra
   

• TNT Dallas Season Finale Part 2: "Legacies" - Monday, April 15, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  In the electrifying second season finale, the Ewings unite to execute J.R.'s master plan. Twists and turns abound as each family member tries to ensure its success in ways that would make even a scoundrel like J.R. Ewing proud. When the shocking answer to the question "Who killed J.R.?" is finally revealed, the stage is deliciously set for new alliances and new battles to begin.
  Directed by Steve Robin Written by Cynthia Cidre and Robert Rovner
   

• TNT Southland Season Finale: "Reckoning" - Wednesday, April 17, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  John copes with the aftermath of his kidnapping. Sammy closes in on the real robbers. Lydia continues to pursue John's kidnappers and becomes more intimate with an old friend.
  Directed by Christopher Chulack Written by Jonathan Lisco Created by Ann Biderman
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA...
  THE PREMIERE OF USA'S NEW ORIGINAL REALITY SERIES "THE MOMENT" THE "WWE 2013 HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY" HONORS LEGENDS AND WEDDING PLANS ARE JEOPARDIZED ON "PSYCH"
  It's a momentous week ahead on USA Network with the original reality series premiere of THE MOMENT, the historic WWE 2013 HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY and a heart-pounding episode of WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW. Plus, don't miss a new, suspenseful episode of PSYCH and marathons of NCIS and LAW & ORDER: SVU!
  WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10 PSYCH - "Deez Nups" - 10/9c
  The gang spends the weekend at a casino resort for a wedding and crosses paths with a local crime boss whose presence jeopardizes the impending nuptials.
  Guest stars: Kurt Fuller, Sage Brocklebank, Kristy Swanson, Mike Starr, Cocoa Brown, Pete Gardner
  Social TV: Enjoy PSYCH's delicious second screen content on USA Sync during the episode. Visit sync.usanetwork.com  , or sync with your favorite app including Shazam, Viggle or zeebox for exclusive content while you watch.

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• ABC NEXT WEEK ON DANCING WITH THE STARS (4/8 & 9)
  10 REMAINING CELEBRITIES CELEBRATE "THE BEST YEAR OF THEIR LIFE" ON ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS" MONDAY, APRIL 8
  Brad Paisley, Andrea Bocelli and Jennifer Lopez to Perform on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show," Tuesday, April 9
  And the Season's First "AT&T Spotlight Performance" to Be Featured Tuesday
  "Episode 1604 & 1604A" - The competition continues as the 10 remaining celebrities celebrate "The Best Year of Their Life" through dance, MONDAY, APRIL 8 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Each couple will dance to a song of the celebrities' choosing that represents a memorable time or experience in their life. In addition, each celebrity is challenged to perform a brief solo during their performance.
  On TUESDAY, APRIL 9 one couple will be eliminated on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). The show will feature music by country superstar Brad Paisley who will perform his most recent No. 1 hit, "Southern Comfort Zone." And in their first national television appearance together, international superstars Andrea Bocelli and Jennifer Lopez perform a sensual new rendition of the classic Latin song, "Quizas, Quizas, Quizas," featured on Bocelli's new album "Passione." Also on the results show, the female Pro and Troupe dancers perform a special opening number.
  "AT&T Spotlight Performance" returns on Tuesday featuring an individual whose life has been changed by dance. The first "Spotlight Performance" of the season features 17-year-old Brilynn Rakes. Rakes, a native of San Diego, was born with nystagmus and cone dystrophy, conditions that have caused her to become legally blind. However her circumstances have not impeded her passion for life; she is an accomplished dancer who has won several awards and was recently honored with a full scholarship to Julliard's summer workshop. Rakes will be partnered with her favorite Pro, Derek Hough. The couple will dance a beautiful routine to "Stars" by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals.
   
• ABC ON WIFE SWAP (4/11)
  WIFE SWAP: Avery-Lamb / Martin (4/11)
  A STRICT DISCIPLINARIAN TRADES LIVES WITH AN ADVOCATE OF THE "RADICAL UNSCHOOLING" MOVEMENT, ON ABC'S "WIFE SWAP"
  "Avery-Lamb/Martin" - Cindy Avery-Lamb, who's big on discipline and order, and Dayna Martin, an advocate of "Radical Unschooling," trade lives and homes for two weeks on "Wife Swap," THURSDAY, APRIL 11 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In "Wife Swap," two mothers of families, each with opposing values, trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a two week-long challenge: In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life and do house work. Everything changes in the second week when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the second week, the two couples meet for the first time in a raw exchange of views, making frank assessments of one another and discussing the experience.
  Cindy Avery-Lamb lives in suburban San Diego, CA with her husband, Andrade, son Jory (17) and daughter Najia (11.) Cindy is a strict disciplinarian and runs a tight ship at home. Her family adheres to a detailed list of chores and scheduled activities, including Cindy's regular "room checks" to make sure her children's bedrooms are neat and clean and up to her meticulous standards. Cindy also keeps tabs on her children at all times, including monitoring their conversations on social media, and she always knows where they are and whom they're with.
  Dayna Martin lives in Madison, NH with her husband, Joe, and their four children, Devin (13), Tiffany (11), Ivy (8) and Orion (4). Dayna is an advocate of "Radical Unschooling," believes that schools are like prisons and that institutionalizing a child is one of the cruelest things a parent can do. The Martin children live life as if they were on permanent summer vacation, with no chores, mandatory bedtime or responsibilities.
   
• ABC SPLASH: 104
  THE REMAINING SEVEN CELEBRITIES WILL FLIP OUT, ON ABC'S "SPLASH"
  The Bottom Scoring Celebrity Will Be Eliminated Without a Second Chance Dive
  "Episode 104" - They may have mastered the dives, but can they flip without a flop? The remaining seven celebrities will take their athletic training further when they're challenged with completing a flip (or multiple flips!) off any one of the boards or platforms. This week there is no time for second chances and the lowest scoring celebrity will be automatically eliminated from the competition without the audience or a dive-off to save them, on "Splash," TUESDAY, APRIL 9 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  "Splash" marks the first time ten celebrities will train and compete in regulation platform and springboard diving at dizzying heights in front of a weekly poolside audience. After training with professional divers and being mentored by the world's most decorated and medaled diving legend, Greg Louganis, their dives will be critiqued by two judges, London Olympic U.S. Gold medalist David Boudia and Australian Olympic athlete and USA Dive Team director Steve Foley.
   
• ABC BET ON YOUR BABY (4/13; PREMIERE DATE CHANGE)
  IT'S A BOUNCING, BEAUTIFUL...GAME SHOW!
  ABC DELIVERS "BET ON YOUR BABY" SATURDAY, APRIL 13, HOSTED BY MELISSA PETERMAN ("BABY DADDY," "DANCING FOOLS")
  Series to Be Co-Produced by Electus and 5x5 Media
  All parents think they know their baby well, but are they willing to bet on it? ABC's "Bet On Your Baby" will reveal the answer to that question each week in an hour-long program featuring five memorable families with toddlers between the ages of two to three-and-a-half years old, who will play to see how well they can guess their child's next move in the hopes of earning money towards their college fund. Actress/comedienne and working mom Melissa Peterman, star of ABC Family's "Baby Daddy" and "Dancing Fools," hosts ABC's newest addition to the network lineup, the adorable, hilarious and surprisingly suspenseful game show, "Bet on Your Baby," which premieres with back-to-back episodes SATURDAY, APRIL 13 (8:00-9:00 & 9:00-10:00 p.m., ET).
  Editor's note: "Bet on Your Baby" was originally scheduled to premiere on April 6.
  On "Bet on Your Baby," the parents will be playing the game and the children will just be playing. The game takes place on two stages - on one, a shiny game show studio with a cheering audience, one parent places a bet, while on the other, the parent takes the child to a play room called "The Babydome" where the child determines the outcome of the game completely unaware of the stakes that are on the line. Each family plays a self-contained, individual challenge against the house -- meaning that they're only competing against themselves, not against other families. Later on, the five families return to play for the chance to advance to the final round - "Smash for Cash" - in which parents of one toddler will have 5 tries to hammer open piggy banks, one of which contains a $50,000 college fund.
  "Episode 101" (8:00-9:00 p.m.) -- How many toys can your spouse get your toddler to clean up in a minute? How many cookies can your wife get your child to stack while time runs out? Which snack will your two-year-old choose to eat? -- And would you bet money on it?
  "Episode 102" (9:00-10:00 p.m.) -- Will little Ryder be able to complete an obstacle course with Dad in just 90 seconds in the game "Copycat?" Can young Addison name at least seven grocery items before the clock runs out during "In the Bag," and does she really know the word for "corn," as Dad insists but Mom doubts? And can Thomas play "Stack 'Em" and not "eat 'em" before time is up?
  Co-creator and executive producer Craig Armstrong says: "'Bet On Your Baby' is an amazing way for parents to celebrate their babies and have a chance to win real money for their kids' college fund. It's the happiest show on television."
   
• ABC Friday April 12 20/20 "SHAMELESS?!" ON ABC'S "20/20," AIRING FRIDAY, APRIL 12
  With reports on an internet Casanova, insurance scammers and squatters, "20/20" examines wide ranging behavior that some call shameless, FRIDAY, APRIL 12 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and David Muir, reports include:
  Internet Casanova: He is accused of being a one man wrecking crew, a man who found women and sometimes professed his love. One after another, he allegedly mooched off them for homes, food, clothes, sometimes even sex, not only breaking hearts but sometimes also tapping their bank accounts. But just when Ray Holycross thought he had perfected his Internet Casanova routine, he met his match. Amy Robach with a cautionary tale of reality in the age of internet dating.
  "Below the Line" Deductions: "I felt like a cheap whore." Not the words you'd expect to hear from a burly motorcyclist, but that's what 40-year-old Vince Burroughs tells "20/20." Burroughs claims a former female IRS agent offered to make his tax problems disappear in exchange for a little accounting under the covers. Burroughs is now suing the U.S. government. Chris Connelly reports.
  Workers' Comp: "20/20" investigates people out to make a quick buck by faking injuries in order to collect disability payments. Private Investigator John Hakala shows Cecilia Vega how these alleged con artists are often busted by surveillance cameras.
  Rich Kids Instagram: More and more, wealthy teenagers are using photo sharing site Instagram to pull back the velvet curtain on the world of the ultra rich. As Nick Watt reports, this isn't a manufactured reality show, rather real kids giving a glimpse of their excessive, fabulous lives. And "regular" people can't get enough.
  Squatters: Dan Harris follows the story of Andre Barbosa, the man who took over a multi-million dollar foreclosed home on the water in Boca Raton, Florida, making headlines nationwide. Using an obscure law called "Adverse Possession," Barbosa was able to hold prosecutors and police at bay for weeks while frustrated neighbors tried to have him evicted. Barbosa is a member of a group called Divine Province, led by James McBride. Harris has a rare interview with McBride.
  Ridiculous Write-Offs: The stripper who wrote off her breast implants... the lawyer who thought he could write off as a medical expense the $65,000 he spent on prostitutes... "20/20" reports on some imaginative deductions.
   

• CBS “60 MINUTES” LISTINGS FOR SUNDAY, APRIL 7, 2013
  NEWTOWN – Parents of the victims of the Newtown, Conn., massacre tell Scott Pelley that theirs is a lifetime quest to change gun laws in hopes of preventing the gun violence that took the lives of their young children. Henry Schuster is the producer. This is a two-part segment.
  See more at http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50144286n.
  LINSANITY – Jeremy Lin shot from obscurity to stardom to become one of the few Asians to play professional basketball in the NBA. His sudden rise and stellar play became known as “Linsanity.” Charlie Rose reports. Peter Radovich is the producer.
   

• CBS Sunday April 7 "48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards" (Special, HD)
  BIG PERFORMANCES ANNOUNCED FOR THE “48TH ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS,” TO BE BROADCAST LIVE, SUNDAY, APRIL 7 ON CBS
  Los Angeles – Monday, April 1, 2013 – This morning, producers of the 48TH ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS participated in a press conference call to announce several exciting moments on this year’s show, to be broadcast live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas Sunday, April 7 (8:00-11:00 PM live ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network. Participating in the call were R.A. Clark, Executive Producer and son of the late Dick Clark, Bob Romeo, CEO of the Academy of Country Music and Jack Sussman, Executive Vice President, CBS Specials and Live Programming.
  Romeo announced this year’s ACM Lifting Lives Moment which will feature Jewel. She will perform a live mash-up of her chart-topping hit “Hands” combined with “Fill a Heart,” an original song written by singer/songwriter Tori Kelly.
  COUNTRY MUSIC SUPERSTARS DIERKS BENTLEY, KEITH URBAN, LADY ANTEBELLUM AND INTERNATIONAL MUSIC SENSATION PITBULL JOIN JASON ALDEAN, LUKE BRYAN, TAYLOR SWIFT AND NE-YO TO PERFORM AT “ACM PRESENTS: TIM McGRAW’S SUPERSTAR SUMMER NIGHT”
  Country music superstars Dierks Bentley, Keith Urban and Lady Antebellum along with international music sensation Pitbull, have been added to the all-star lineup of artists scheduled to perform at the ACM Presents: Tim McGraw’s Superstar Summer Night, taping Monday, April 8 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. They join previously announced performers Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Taylor Swift and Ne-Yo. The special will be broadcast at a later date on the CBS Television Network.
  HEADLINER BRAD PAISLEY TO PERFORM WITH HIS SPECIAL GUESTS DIERKS BENTLEY, HUNTER HAYES, AND NEW ARTIST OF THE YEAR NOMINEES BRANTLEY GILBERT, JANA KRAMER AND FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AT THE 3RD ANNUAL ACM FAN JAM DURING THE “48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS,” BROADCAST LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, SUNDAY, APRIL 7 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  GRAMMY® Award-Winning Musician and “NCIS: Los Angeles” Star LL COOL J To Make a Special Appearance During This Year’s Fan Jam
  New Artist of the Year Award Presented by Kohl’s to Be Given on The Awards During this Fans-Only Live Concert
  JASON ALDEAN, KENNY CHESNEY, ERIC CHURCH, TIM McGRAW, TAYLOR SWIFT, CARRIE UNDERWOOD, LADY ANTEBELLUM AND LITTLE BIG TOWN TO PERFORM AT THE “48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS,” BROADCAST LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, SUNDAY, APRIL 7 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Country music stars Jason Aldean, Kenny Chesney, Eric Church, Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Lady Antebellum and Little Big Town are scheduled to perform at the 48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS, co-hosted by Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton and to be broadcast live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas Sunday, April 7 (8:00-11:00 PM live ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  GEORGE STRAIT AND GARTH BROOKS TO PERFORM TOGETHER IN A TRIBUTE TO DICK CLARK AT THE “48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS,” TO BE BROADCAST LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, SUNDAY, APRIL 7 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  The Academy of Country Music Honors Dick Clark By Renaming ACM Artist of the Decade Award
  George Strait and Garth Brooks, the two most recent ACM Artist of the Decade Award recipients, will perform together for the first time in history to pay tribute to Dick Clark at the 48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS, to be broadcast live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Sunday, April 7 (8:00 PM-11:00 PM, live ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network. The ACM Artist of the Decade Award will be renamed the ACM Dick Clark Artist of the Decade Award in honor of the iconic figure and longtime producer of the ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS. The ceremony, which will be co-hosted by Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton, honors country music’s top talent, as well as the industry’s hottest emerging artists.
  BETH BEHRS, MICHAEL CHIKLIS, SHERYL CROW, KALEY CUOCO, JOHN FOGERTY, KEVIN FRAZIER, COLIN KAEPERNICK, MIRANDA LAMBERT, SCOTTY McCREERY, KACEY MUSGRAVES, NANCY O’DELL, JAKE OWEN, REBA, WILLIE AND KORIE ROBERTSON AND KEITH URBAN TO PRESENT AT THE “48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS,” SUNDAY, APRIL 7 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  The second round of presenters announced for the 48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS includes 2 BROKE GIRLS star Beth Behrs, VEGAS star Michael Chiklis, Grammy Award-winner Sheryl Crow, THE BIG BANG THEORY star Kaley Cuoco, music star John Fogerty, “omg! Insider” co-host Kevin Frazier, San Francisco 49ers NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, country music artists Miranda Lambert, Scotty McCreery and Kacey Musgraves, “Entertainment Tonight” co-host Nancy O’Dell, country music artists Jake Owen, Reba and Keith Urban, and “Duck Dynasty” stars Willie and Korie Robertson. The ceremony, which will be co-hosted by Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton, will be broadcast live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas Sunday, April 7 (8:00-11:00 PM live ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network. It is produced for television by dick clark productions.
  They join previously announced presenters Tori Kelly and LL COOL J. In addition, Jason Aldean, Garth Brooks, Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, Eric Church, Jewel, Kelly Clarkson, Miranda Lambert, Tim McGraw, Blake Shelton, George Strait, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Lady Antebellum, Little Big Town and The Band Perry have been announced as performers at the 48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS. Brad Paisley will headline the 3rd Annual ACM Fan Jam, along with special guests Dierks Bentley, Hunter Hayes, and New Artist of the Year Presented by Kohl’s nominees Brantley Gilbert, Jana Kramer and Florida Georgia Line.
  The 48th Academy of Country Music Awards is dedicated to honoring and showcasing the biggest names and emerging talent in the country music industry. The show is produced for television by dick clark productions. Allen Shapiro, Orly Adelson and R.A. Clark are the executive producers. Barry Adelman is producer, and Bob Bardo is the executive in charge of production. Bob Romeo is executive producer for the Academy of Country Music.
  JEWEL PARTNERS WITH ACM LIFTING LIVES® TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR CHILD HUNGER IN THE U.S. DURING SPECIAL MOMENT ON THE “48th ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS,” BROADCAST LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS SUNDAY, APRIL 7 ON CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  ACM Lifting Lives Moment to Feature Jewel’s Performance of “Hands” and “Fill a Heart,” an Original Song Written by Tori Kelly, to Benefit ConAgra Foods’ Child Hunger Ends Here® Program
  BLAKE SHELTON TO PERFORM WITH LUKE BRYAN, SHERYL CROW, BRAD PAISLEY AND PISTOL ANNIES, FEATURING MIRANDA LAMBERT, ASHLEY MONROE AND ANGALEENA PRESLEY, DURING OPENING OF THE “48TH ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS,” BROADCAST LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, SUNDAY, APRIL 7 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
  Blake Shelton, co-host of the 48TH ANNUAL ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS, will open the Awards broadcast with a can’t-miss exciting performance featuring co-host Luke Bryan, Sheryl Crow, Brad Paisley and Pistol Annies, including Miranda Lambert, Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley. This will mark the world premiere performance of “Boys ‘Round Here,” Shelton’s second single off his latest album, Based On A True Story…, which will be featured on the special’s broadcast, live from MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Sunday, April 7 (8:00-11:00 PM live ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Monday April 8
  NCAA Men's Championship 4/8/13
   

• CBS CHAOS ENSUES WHEN CONFUSED CASTAWAYS ARE UNDECIDED ON WHETHER TO VOTE OUT AN EASY TARGET OR BLINDSIDE A BIG THREAT, ON "SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10
  "Cut Off the Head of the Snake" — One castaway learns a secret that will potentially change the game, and chaos ensues when confused castaways are undecided on whether to vote out an easy target or blindside a big threat, on SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES, Wednesday, April 10 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS THE ADT BOSS GETS A TOUGH LESSON IN SALES, ON "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, APRIL 12
  “ADT” – Tony Wells, Chief Marketing and Customer Officer for The ADT Corporation, a leading provider of home security, struggles to sell their services to a recently robbed neighborhood bar. Also, he deals with a life-or-death situation when answering an emergency call at the alarm monitoring center, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, April 12 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS Saturday April 13 10:00pm - 11:00pm
  48 Hours "FALLEN ANGEL" (All New!, HD)
  A POWERFUL POLITICIAN’S GIRLFRIEND IS SHOT DEAD – DID HE LOVE HER TO DEATH? “48 HOURS: POWER AND PASSION” SATURDAY, APRIL 13, 2013 (10:00 PM, ET/PT) Preview
  Richard Schlesinger and 48 HOURS investigate the death of Angel Downs, a beautiful real estate agent who was found face up in front of her home dead from a shot to the head, on Mother’s Day 2010, in “POWER AND PASSION” to be broadcast April 13, 2013 (10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  Was it a suicide or was she murdered by her boyfriend, Steve Nodine, a married, powerful politician? The 48 HOURS investigation uncovers a tale of love, politics, power and adultery in what was one of the most controversial Alabama cases in recent memory.
  “There’s a lot of theories out there, but I know when I have to meet the Lord God Almighty, I can stand up there and say I did not shoot, harm or hurt Angel Downs in any form or fashion,” Nodine tells 48 HOURS.
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 9 AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Girl Who Makes the Grade” (TV-PG, L)
  AN ALL-NEW NEW CYCLE KICKS OFF WITH ITS FIRST-EVER COLLEGE EDITION — An all-new cycle of “America’s Next Top Model” returns with the first-ever “College Edition,” featuring aspiring models competing for a career-launching prize package. The premiere follows the casting of the girls and the initial competition which challenges them to their first catwalk in front of an audience. New judge, international male supermodel Rob Evans, joins Tyra Banks and Kelly Cutrone on the judges’ panel, along with another new judge – the viewer (#1901).
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of HELL’S KITCHEN, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  TWO CHEFS GET A TASTE OF DINING ROOM SERVICE ON AN ALL-NEW “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, APRIL 9, ON FOX
  Milestone 150th Episode!
  In the continuation of a heated elimination, Chef Ramsay makes an unexpected decision that changes the competition for good. Later, HELL’S KITCHEN’s maître d begs Chef Ramsay for extra help in the dining room, so he sends one chef from each team to assist the wait staff during dinner service. But when the chefs-turned-servers send illegible tickets to the kitchen, dinner service is at a virtual standstill. After one of the most infuriating dinner services yet, Chef Ramsay asks each team to nominate two contestants to be put up for elimination. Find out whose dreams of winning HELL’S KITCHEN might go up in flames in the all-new “16 Chefs Compete, Part 2 of 2” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 9 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1106) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE “IDOL” FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ONCE AGAIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10, ON FOX
  The remaining AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform on the IDOL stage once again to win over the hearts of the judges and the nation. After the performances, it is up to America to vote for their favorites. Tune in to see who triumphs and who falls short in the all-new “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, April 10 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1237/8) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER SINGING HOPEFUL IS CUT FROM THE COMPETITION ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, APRIL 11, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week when one of the finalists will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who does not make the cut after America’s vote is revealed live in the all-new “Results Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, April 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1237/8A) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   

• FX’s UFC series, THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER, airs Tuesday nights at 9:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  The Semis Samman vs. Gastelum. Hall vs. Andrews. Get ready!
  What Happened? A ridiculously fast KO leaves the TUF gym speechless.
  1... 2... 3? The aftermath of Uriah Hall, as told by Bubba McDaniel. Watch The Ultimate Fighter Tuesdays at 9 ET/PT on FX with replays on FUEL TV.
   

• FX BRANDX WITH RUSSELL BRAND currently airs Thursday nights at 11:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Guys and Dolls Russell introduces the audience to Steve's muscle-bound plastic playmates.
  The Princess and a Queen Did Freddy Mercury really sneak Princess Di into a gay bar?
  What's Hiding Behind That Pillow? Russell discovers why Kevin Smith doesn't like to sit down.
  The Stoned Age When is the right time of life to smoke pot? Kevin Smith explains.
  Seducing Kevin Smith Russell mounts the desk and channels Michelle Pfeiffer. Watch BrandX LIVE Thursdays at 11p only on FX.
   

• HBO An inspiring documentary from HBO, 50 CHILDREN: THE RESCUE MISSION OF MR. AND MRS. KRAUS.
  50 CHILDREN: THE RESCUE MISSION OF MR. AND MRS. KRAUS tells the dramatic, previously untold story of Gilbert and Eleanor Kraus, a Jewish couple from Philadelphia who followed their conscience, traveling to Nazi-controlled Vienna in spring 1939 to save a group of children. Amidst the impending horrors of the Holocaust, they put themselves in harm’s way to bring what would become the single largest-known group of children allowed into the US during that time.
  50 CHILDREN: THE RESCUE MISSION OF MR. AND MRS. KRAUS is co-presented by the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum and debuts on Holocaust Remembrance Day, MONDAY, APRIL 8 (9:00-10:05 p.m. ET/PT), exclusively on HBO.
  In addition to recent interviews with Holocaust experts and the Krauses’ granddaughter, much of this bittersweet tale is told by the surviving children themselves, now in their 70s and 80s, who in order to survive, were tragically separated from parents and siblings. Photos Videos  
  INSPIRING DOCUMENTARY
  50 CHILDREN: THE RESCUE MISSION OF MR. AND MRS. KRAUS, THE PREVIOUSLY UNTOLD STORY OF TWO AMERICAN HEROES, DEBUTS ON HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY, APRIL 8, EXCLUSIVELY ON HBO
  When much of the world closed its eyes to the terrors of Nazi Germany, one American couple risked everything to save Jewish children from an unimaginable fate.
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" ""HOW DO YOU SPELL MELANIA""
  04/07/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ALL-STARS MUST IMPRESS MELANIA TRUMP WITH A CAMPAIGN TO SELL HER NEW SKIN CARE LINE
  This week, the celebrities must create a product display and advertorial campaign to highlight the new "Melania" skin care line. Taking a giant risk, one Project Manager stops Boardroom Advisor Eric Trump from visiting with their team, while the other team is forced to pull the weight for a lackluster team leader. In the Boardroom, everything boils down to one critical error, and a celebrity pays the price for it. Boardroom Advisors: Ivanka Trump and Eric Trump.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS CONTINUED"
  04/08/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
  Every Moment Counts The action heats up Monday and Tuesday as the blind auditions come down to the wire.
  The Voice Insider: Week 2 Christina Milian recaps what went down on The Voice this week, and gives a special sneak peek of next week!
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS CONTINUED"
  04/09/2013 8:00 PM THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 6 (TV-PG)
  THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The “blind auditions” continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named “The Voice.” Christina Milian (“Be Cool”) serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   

• NBC "READY FOR LOVE" ""A ROCKSTAR SEARCH FOR LOVE""
  04/09/2013 (09:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : NBC PRESENTS THE NEW RELATIONSHIP COMPETITION SERIES "READY FOR LOVE", AS 36 WOMEN VIE FOR THE HEARTS OF THREE HANDSOME, SUCCESSFUL GENTLEMEN--In the season premiere, 12 of the 36 women begin their journey in the hopes of striking a harmonious chord with rock star Tim Lopez of the Plain White T’s, but only eight lucky women will continue on in hopes of finding true love with Tim. Executive producer Eva Longoria ("Desperate Housewives") along with preeminent matchmaker Amber Kelleher-Andrews, relationship author Tracy McMillan and professional dating coach Matthew Hussey handpicked the women based on personality, appearance and overall compatibility with Tim. Giuliana Rancic ("Giuliana & Bill") and Bill Rancic ("Giuliana & Bill") co-host the series.
  Who Makes the Cut? The matchmakers narrow down their final picks for the guys! 
  Kari's Story Kari worries that breaking up with her old flame Ben was a huge mistake.
  Matchmaker Philosophies The matchmakers reveal their different schools of thought.
  Leah's Story Leah's known Tim for six years and is hoping Tim will give her a chance at love. 
  Three Sexy Bachelors Think all the best guys are either gay or taken? Think again!
   

• NBC COMING UP ON "DATELINE"
  Dateline: Behind Closed Doors Airs Wednesdays at 8p/7c
  Wednesday, April 10 at 8p/7c
  When scientist Joe Morrissey is stabbed to death in his Florida home, detectives wonder why his wife and son are left unharmed. Josh Mankiewicz reports on a case with many twists and turns, involving a second family whose behavior is shocking.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" "BUYERS CHOICE"
  04/12/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : THE DESIGNERS GET A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF THE BUYERS’ VISIONS WHEN THEY WORK ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE CONTESTANTS – The buyers sit down with the remaining "Fashion Star" designers and give them an idea of what they are looking for and what they would like to see from them. The designers are given the chance to prove themselves in areas where they might be lacking. The consultations leave one contestant feeling insecure about his designs and another completely disregards the advice. The buyers send the 6th designer home.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS"
  "041213" 04/12/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : “ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS” EXCLUSIVE: LAURENE POWELL JOBS SPEAKS OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HER HUSBAND’S DEATH TO ADVOCATE FOR YOUNG UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS
  Exclusive Interview With Brian Williams Airs Friday, April 12 at 10p/9c
  April 11, 2013 – New York, NY – In a “Rock Center with Brian Williams” exclusive, Laurene Powell Jobs speaks out for the first time since her husband’s death, to advocate for young undocumented immigrants. Along with filmmaker Davis Guggenheim, Laurene Powell Jobs sits down with Brian Williams to talk about going to Capitol Hill to push for the Dream Act to be passed.
  Other stories airing within the broadcast on Friday include reports from Kate Snow and Dr. Nancy Snyderman:
  Volleyball champion, model and fitness advocate Gabrielle Reece looks like she has the perfect life. She lives in Hawaii, has two beautiful children and is married to surfing champion Laird Hamilton. But her new book My Foot is Too Big for the Glass Slipper, chronicles the imperfections of her marriage and the challenges she faces as a mother, wife and professional. Gabrielle and Laird sit down with Kate Snow in an exclusive interview.
  There is a dietary supplement still available in stores across the country that the FDA has deemed illegal. Other countries have banned it, so why hasn’t the United States? Dr. Nancy Snyderman reports.
   

• NBC 4/11: We're gearing up for this weekend's with all-new previews of GRIMM, FASHION STAR and CELEBRITY APPRENTICE. Then, are you hooked to the newest competition dating show - READY FOR LOVE?? I know I am! We've got a new preview and some juicy web exclusives for you! Check it all out!
  4/12: Vince Vaughn, Parks & Rec Deleted Scene, and More!
  We're celebrating the weekend with a hilarious Ron Swanson deleted scene from last night's Parks & Rec, a psychedelic musical highlight from Community's puppet episode, and a preview of next week's chilling Hannibal.
  And don't miss LL Cool J and Andy Cohen on The Tonight Show last night, as well as Vince Vaughn and Amy Schumer on Late Night. Plus, catch Joshua Topolsky giving Jimmy Fallon a test drive on the new gaming console Ouya, a 3D printer and HTC's newest phone, and Major Lazer performing "Get Free" for the Late Night audience.
   

• PBS ANNOUNCES CAROL BURNETT NIGHT WITH TWO HOURS OF THE GREAT AMERICAN COMEDIENNE, APRIL 9
  - PIONEERS OF TELEVISION special joins AMERICAN MASTERS biography to celebrate a groundbreaking comedy star as she releases a new memoir -
  ARLINGTON, VA; MARCH 18, 2013 - PBS announces "Carol Burnett Night," Tuesday, April 9, 2013, featuring two shows that chronicle the longtime success of a beloved television comedy star. An encore of the 90-minute AMERICAN MASTERS "Carol Burnett: A Woman of Character" leads the night, followed by a 30-minute encore edition of the PBS series PIONEERS OF TELEVISION , called "Carol Burnett and the Funny Ladies"- in which iconic TV stars discuss Burnett's legacy and her influence on contemporary comedy stars.
  America in the 1960s and '70s was in turmoil, but at 10 o'clock every Saturday night, in dorms and dens, in living rooms and bedrooms across the country, Americans watched "The Carol Burnett Show." For 11 years, the wacky performer yelled like Tarzan, winning - and sometimes breaking - our hearts with her edgy yet always sympathetic characters. Burnett could fall down a flight of stairs as deftly as she held her own in a duet with Julie Andrews. Her antics, her creativity and her business smarts were groundbreaking, and inspired not only her TV contemporaries, but also generations of younger comediennes who followed her.
  "It's hard to explain now the multilayered impact of Carol Burnett on America's entertainment industry," said Beth Hoppe, Chief Programming Executive and General Manager of General Audience Programming for PBS. "'The Carol Burnett Show' shaped how we spent our Saturday nights for the decade-plus that she reigned over television. Her work, her humor and her fearlessness also shaped the careers of so many entertainers who followed her. I'm very happy that, on the heels of her newest book launch, we can present a night dedicated to one of the true stand-outs in television comedy," Hoppe added.
  AMERICAN MASTERS "Carol Burnett: A Woman of Character" airs Tuesday, April 9, 2013, 8:00-9:30 p.m. ET. The show salutes this one-woman army of comedic characters who seduced countless Saturday night friends to fall in love with her and her wacky creations. The film is directed by Kyra Thompson, who frames the 90-minute film with one of Burnett's signature devices: the audience Q&A that faithfully opened her weekly show (which won 25 Emmy Awards from 1967 to 1978). The questions - and Burnett's hilarious improvised responses - provide the spine for a story of her life and career. Interviews with those who knew her best reveal the personal side of the public personae.
   

• Syfy Look forward to Tuesday night's new Robot Combat League 'Wild Card Fight,'!
  On Robot Combat League, as the semi-finals of the tournament loom, a surprise team will get a shot at redemption. In addition to the new episode promo clip, you'll find the Blow by Blow and a clip from last week's airing. #RobotCombat Twitter
  We're now one week away from the premiere of Defiance! https://twitter.com/DefianceWorld
  We've also provided you with another Making Of Defiance promo that talks about the convergence of the game and series.
  Robot Combat League-Airs Tuesdays at 10/9c.
  Wild Card Fight - Promo Clip The semifinals loom, but there's more bot-bashing action to come on the way to the $100,000 grand prize.
  Episode 6: Blow By Blow - Recap Clip Color Commentator Dave Farra catches you up on everything that happened in episode 6.
  Somebody Stop This: Steampunk v. Drone Strike, Round 3 - Clip from Ep. 106 Steampunk tries to take advantage of a Drone Strike's last-minute breakdown.
   

• TNT  Boston's Finest Season Finale - "Boston's Finest" - Wednesday, April 17, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Jenn Penton, one of the department's best patrol officers, is called upon day after day to solve one problem after another. But life doesn't always present issues that can be solved in short order. Her twin sister has been battling addiction for years. Now, after a few recent setbacks, she has reached out to Jenn for help - perhaps for the last time. Meanwhile on the fugitive unit, Winston DeLeon and company are pursuing a rape suspect from a case dating back to 1992. And Manny Canuto and "D" Araujo of the gang unit find themselves assisting in another SWAT raid, continuing their unrelenting quest to get as many guns off the streets as possible.
   

• USA Network MONDAY, APRIL 8 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 8/7c
  The Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment(r) Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, NJ and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder. Special guest appearance by legendary NFL quarterback Kurt Warner, host of USA's new reality series THE MOMENT.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, APRIL 9 WWE 2013 HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY - 10/9c
  WWE Superstars and fans pay tribute to the legends of the past at the 2013 WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony in front of a sold out crowd at New York's Madison Square Garden. The ceremony will include the induction of "The Living Legend" Bruno Sammartino and Donald J. Trump. Sammartino is a two-time WWE Champion and the longest reigning WWE Champion in history, holding the title for a combined 11 years. Trump has been a part of WWE's most popular events and storylines dating back to WrestleMania(r) IV in 1988 and WrestleMania V in 1989 when he hosted the pop-culture extravaganzas in Atlantic City. In his most famous WWE storyline, Mr. Trump challenged Mr. McMahon to a "hair vs. hair" match at WrestleMania XXIII, resulting in Mr. McMahon's head being shaved at the hands of "The Donald."
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, APRIL 11 THE MOMENT- "Sports Illustrated Photographer" - 10/9c - SERIES PREMIERE!
  NFL Legend and Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner hosts the new USA reality series that gives individuals the opportunity for a second chance at their dream career. The series premiere focuses on Native Alabama mom Tracie Marcum, whose husband nominated her for the rare opportunity to chase her dream job with Sports Illustrated. Without the family commitments holding her back, Tracie will intensely train for two weeks with world-renowned sports photographer Lou Jones to overcome her fear of failing and prepare for the job interview of a lifetime.
   

• VH1 Big Morning Buzz Live With Carrie Keagan
  Julie Benz Dishes on SyFy's Defiance
   

• Comedian Jay Pharaoh Uses His Amazing Impressions To Play "Celebrity" With Wendy, Dishes on SNL After-Parties, And Talks Dating - "The Wendy Williams Show"
  It's Good to be Jay Pharoah
  Monday April 8th, 2013 Photo 
  LOL. Jay Pharoah is 25-years-old and is the breakout star on "Saturday Night Live."
  Is he single? Does he have kids?
  Then, Wendy and Jay play a game of "Celebrity." Watch what happens when Jay impersonates some of Hollywood's biggest stars. Video

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• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS: 2306 (4/7)
  ABC'S LONGEST RUNNING PRIMETIME SHOW, "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS," CELEBRATES ITS 500th EPISODE
  "Episode 2306" - "America's Funniest Home Videos," ABC's longest running primetime show, celebrates its 500th episode," SUNDAY, APRIL 7 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on ABC Television Network. The episode highlights include a woman finding half a $20 bill in her dog's mouth, a music montage featuring wedding mishaps, a teen girl rambling on after dental surgery about how much she loves Prince William, and Tom playing "Who Breaks It?" The show will also award the Golden Cup to the one millionth groin hit. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/11/12)
   

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: The Miller's Daughter (ENHANCED EPISODE) (4/7)
  IN A SPECIAL ENHANCED EPISODE, CORA'S DESIRE TO TAKE RUMPLESTILTSKIN'S PLACE AS THE DARK ONE TAKES ONE STEP CLOSER TO REALITY AS HE LAYS DYING, AND MARY MARGARET IS ONCE AGAIN TEMPTED BY DARK MAGIC, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Special Enhanced Episode to Include On-Screen Facts and Back Story
  Rose McGowan ("Charmed") Guest Stars as Younger Cora
  Get ready to view a special encore presentation of "Once Upon a Time," enhanced with on-screen facts and back story about one of the most talked about dramas on television. In the episode "The Miller's Daughter," Cora's desire to rid herself of Rumplestiltskin in order to take his place as The Dark One takes one step closer to reality as she and Regina attempt to overpower a dying Mr. Gold; and Mary Margaret is once again tempted by dark magic. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, Rumplestiltskin agrees to offer his services to a younger Cora - for a price - when the king calls her bluff and orders her to actually carry through on her boast of being able to spin straw into gold, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, APRIL 7 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/10/13)
  The enhanced version of "Once Upon a Time" will include text on the screen and will "let viewers in" on clues within the show.
  Guest starring are Barbara Hershey as Cora, Michael Raymond-James as Neal Cassidy, McGowan as younger Cora, Gerry Rousseau as father, Joaquim de Almeida as King Xavier, Eva Allan as Princess Eva, Zak Santiago as Prince Henry and Sonequa Martin-Green as Tamara.
  "The Miller's Daughter" was written by Jane Espenson and directed by Ralph Hemecker.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Union (4/7)
  JACK AND AMANDA'S WEDDING BRINGS BACK MEMORIES, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Union" - Emotions run deep when Jack and Amanda's wedding reminds Emily of what could have been. Meanwhile, things for Daniel get complicated at Grayson Global, and Conrad begins a new chapter, on "Revenge," SUNDAY, APRIL 7 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/10/13)
  Guest cast includes Margarita Levieva as Amanda Clarke, Barry Sloane as Aiden Mathis, James Tupper as David Clarke, Dilshad Vadsaria as Padma Lahari, Michael Trucco as Nate Ryan and Wendy Crewson as Helen Crowley.
  "Union" was written by Michael Foley & Ted Sullivan, and directed by Wendey Stanzler.
   

• ABC RED WIDOW: Pilot (4/7)
  WHEN HER HUSBAND IS BRUTALLY MURDERED, STAY-AT-HOME-MOM MARTA WALRAVEN IS PUSHED TO THE LIMITS TO PROTECT HER CHILDREN, ON ABC'S "RED WIDOW"
  "Pilot" -- Marta Walraven, a stay-at-home mom in tony Marin County, near San Francisco, has spent most of her life staying out of her father's world of organized crime. But when her loving husband, Evan, who supports the family by exporting marijuana, is brutally murdered in their driveway, her primary concern becomes protecting her three children. It turns out that Marta's scheming brother, Irwin Petrov, and their best friend, Mike Tomlin, stole millions of dollars of cocaine from formidable international crime boss Nicholae Schiller. As far as Schiller is concerned, that debt was not cleared by Evan's murder, so Marta must navigate the criminal underworld in order to repay the debt, on "Red Widow," SUNDAY, APRIL 7 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/3/13)
  Guest starring are Anson Mount as Evan Walraven, Erin Cahill as Felicity, Edi Gathegi as Leon, Natalija Nogulich as Elena, Pedro Pascal as Jay Castillo, Camille Sullivan as Newton, Tanner Saunders as Trent and Tom Pickett as the principal.
  "Pilot" was written by Melissa Rosenberg and directed by Mark Pellington.
   

• ABC CASTLE: The Final Frontier
  CASTLE AND BECKETT TAKE ON A MURDER AT A SCI-FI CONVENTION, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  Armin Shimerman, Ed Quinn, Christina Moore, Erin Way and Chris McKenna Guest Star
  Jonathan Frakes Directs
  "The Final Frontier" - When a body is found at a sci-fi convention, Castle and Beckett are warped into the heart of fandom -- a world of egotistic celebrities, diehard costumed fans and enough drama for two galaxies, on "Castle," MONDAY, APRIL 8 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. Armin Shimerman ("Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"), Ed Quinn ("Eureka"), Christina Moore ("True Blood"), Erin Way ("Alphas") and Chris McKenna ("One Life to Live") guest star in this episode, which is directed by Jonathan Frakes ("Star Trek: The Next Generation"). (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/5/12)
  Guest Cast: Armin Shimerman as Benjamin Donnelly, Ed Quinn as Gabriel Winters, Christina Moore as Stephanie Frye, Erin Way as Audrey O'Neill, Chris McKenna as Simon Westport.
  "The Final Frontier" was written by Kate Sargeant and directed by Jonathan Frakes.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Transplant Wasteland
  TENSIONS RISE AS NEW MANAGEMENT TAKES OVER SEATTLE GRACE, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  Guest Starring Debbie Allen ("Fame") as Catherine Avery
  "Transplant Wasteland" - The discord and chaos created by the hospital's new management team causes one physician to question his future at Seattle Grace. Meanwhile, the doctors and the interns must juggle several transplant surgeries at once, each coming with its own set of obstacles, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, APRIL 11 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/14/13)
  "Transplant Wasteland" was written by Zoanne Clack and directed by Chandra Wilson.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Boom Goes the Dynamite
  WHOM TO TRUST? -- ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  Guest Starring: Eric Mabius as Peter Caldwell
  "Boom Goes the Dynamite" - Olivia and the team are hired by an up and coming politician, Peter Caldwell (Eric Mobias), but this time instead of fixing a scandal, they're playing high-powered matchmaker. Meanwhile, David is trying to leave the past behind him, but when he feels like he's being followed, he finally turns to the team at OPA for help. Back at the White House, Fitz is still struggling with whom to trust and how to handle a delicate hostage situation, and Jake just won't take no for an answer when it comes to dating Olivia, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY, APRIL 11 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/21/13)
  Guest cast includes Scott Foley as Jake Ballard, Eric Mabius as Peter Caldwell, Kurt Fuller as Grayden Osborne, Sam Page as Will Caldwell, Lisa Sheridan as Marion Caldwell, Megeina Tovah as Molly and Joe Holt as Defense Secretary.
  "Boom Goes the Dynamite" was written by Jenna Bans and directed by Randy Zisk.
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 410
  "FAMILY GUY" CREATOR AND 2013 OSCAR EMCEE SETH MACFARLANE MAKES A SURPRISE GUEST APPEARANCE ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  Lori and Daymond Fight Each Other for a Piece of a Food Storage Container Business, And One of the Sharks Makes the Entrepreneur a $1 Million Offer
  "Episode 410" - Seth MacFarlane ("Family Guy" creator; host of "The 85th Annual Academy Awards") comes to the Tank to support his friend and horseback riding teacher from Sylmar, CA, who claims he has built a better fly trap. A mother from Walnut Creek, CA found inspiration when her little girl burnt her bottom on a hot swing, motivating mom to create a multi-functional child cover that can serve as a seat protector, car shade and more. Also, Lori and Daymond find the idea of a unique food storage container worth sinking their teeth into, and fight each other for a piece of it, much to the delight of the San Francisco, CA based entrepreneur. In a follow-up segment, Barbara Lampugnale from West Hartford, CT gives an update on NailPak, an all-in-one manicure system which Lori invested in during Season 3, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, APRIL12 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/2/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF (4/13)
  MEGAN IS REMINDED OF HER FATHER'S SUICIDE AND SEES A GRIEF COUNSELOR SHE MEETS ON A CASE, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Henry Ian Cusick ("Scandal") Guest Stars as the Grief Counselor, Trent Marsh
  "Eye for an Eye" - Megan and Tommy must solve two murders that appear to be the work of vigilante killer. After Megan questions Trent Marsh (Henry Ian Cusick, "Scandal"), the grief counselor for one of the victim's parents, she decides to take him up on his offer of counseling her on her own issues about her father's suicide. But Megan is shocked by what she finds in his waiting room, on "Body of Proof," SATURDAY, APRIL 13 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/19/13)
  Guest starring are Henry Ian Cusick as Trent Marsh, Matthew John Armstrong as Paul Winters, Betsy Brandt as Susan Hart, Rosa Salazar as Ramona Delgado, with Richard Burgi as D.A Dan Russell and Joanna Cassidy as Joan Hunt.
  "Eye for an Eye" was written by Corey Miller and directed by Alex Zakrzewski.
   

• BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 21 "Reunion Part 1" 8:00pm
  Part 1 of 3. The Atlanta ladies reunite. Too Overweight for a Fitness Video?
  Kenya and Phaedra compare each other's fitness videos and no one hold back.
   

• CBS MAX AND CAROLINE THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE GRAND OPENING OF MAX’S HOMEMADE CUPCAKES, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” AT A SPECIAL TIME, MONDAY, APRIL 8
  Ryan Hansen Returns as Caroline’s Love Interest, Andy, Nick Zano Returns as Max’s Former Love Interest, Johnny, and Noah Mills Returns as Max’s Former Boyfriend, Robbie
  “And The Big Opening” – Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop, and Max invites her former flames to show off her success, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, at a special time, Monday, April 8 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ryan Hansen returns as Caroline’s love interest, Andy, Nick Zano returns as Max’s former love interest, Johnny, and Noah Mills returns as Max’s former boyfriend, Robbie. (Originally broadcast 12/10/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Michael Patrick King
  DIRECTED BY: Lonny Price
   

• CBS WOLOWITZ DISCOVERS THAT HE CAN’T ESCAPE HIS MOTHER EVEN IN SPACE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, MONDAY, APRIL 8
  “The Date Night Variable” – With his friends on dates, Raj must face his loneliness. Also, Wolowitz is caught in an argument between Bernadette and his mom, even while he’s in space, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, on a special night and time, Monday, April 8 (8:30 - 9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/8/12.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Steve Holland
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS SHELDON PLAYS NURSEMAID TO A SICK AMY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  “The Fish Guts Displacement” – Sheldon tries to nurse a sick Amy back to health, while Wolowitz prepares for an upcoming fishing trip with his father-in-law, on a rebroadcast of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 11 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/6/12.)
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady and Tara Hernandez
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Eric Kaplan and Jim Reynolds
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS DESPITE ALAN’S WARNINGS, WALDEN STARTS DATING ROSE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  Melanie Lynskey Returns as Rose
  “That’s Not What They Call It In Amsterdam” – Despite Alan’s warnings, Walden starts dating Rose, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 11 (8:31 – 9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Melanie Lynskey returns as Rose. (Originally broadcast 10/25/12.)
  STORY BY: Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan McMartin
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Don Reo and Jim Patterson
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS REESE MUST PROTECT A JOURNALIST WITHOUT HER KNOWING IT OR RISK BECOMING PART OF THE STORY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  “Bury The Lede” – Reese must protect an investigative journalist through surreptitious means to avoid becoming part of her story, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, April 11 (9:01 – 10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/2/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: David Slack
  DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Hunt
   

• CBS WHILE INVESTIGATING A BOMBING THAT LEAVES TWO PEOPLE DEAD, SHERLOCK DISCOVERS A CRIME THAT’S BEEN LYING DORMANT FOR SEVERAL YEARS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled episode.
  Lisa Edelstein (“House”) Guest Stars as Heather, the CEO of a High-End PR Firm
  Ato Essandoh (“Blood Diamond”) Guest Stars as Alfredo, Who Crosses Paths with Holmes and Watson at a Support Group Meeting
  “The Long Fuse” – While investigating an explosion that kills two people, Sherlock discovers a crime that’s been lying dormant for years. Meanwhile, Watson encourages Sherlock to finally pick a sponsor, on a rebroadcast of ELEMENTARY, Thursday, April 11 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Lisa Edelstein (“House”) guest stars as Heather, the CEO of a high-end PR firm. Ato Essandoh (“Blood Diamond”) guest stars as Alfredo, who crosses paths with Holmes and Watson at a support group meeting. (Originally broadcast 11/29/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Jeffrey Paul King
  DIRECTED BY: Andrew Bernstein
   

• CBS ZIVA QUESTIONS THE PURPOSE OF HER FATHER'S SECRET VISIT TO D.C. AND GIBBS AND VANCE HAVE REASON TO QUESTION HIS TIMING, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, APRIL 13
  Michael Nouri Returns as Ziva’s Father
  “Shabbat Shalom” – While the NCIS team investigates the link to a dead journalist and a Navy petty officer, Ziva is taken aback by the sudden emotional visit by her father, who she hasn't seen in more than two years. While Ziva questions the purpose of her father’s visit as the Director of Mossad, her father insists he is in the U.S. strictly to see his daughter for Shabbat dinner, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, on a special night, Saturday, April 13 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Michael Nouri reprises his role as Ziva's father, Mossad Director Eli David. (Originally broadcast 1/8/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Christopher J. Waild
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS Saturday April 13 9:00pm - 10:00pm
  48 Hours "FRIENDS FOR LIFE" (HD)
  A PHILANDERING HUSBAND IS SHOT DEAD AND POLICE THINK A PAIR OF BEST FRIENDS HOLD A CLUE TO WHAT HAPPENED - “48 HOURS: FRIENDS FOR LIFE,” SATURDAY, ORIGINALLY AIRED OCT. 6 --CLICK HERE FOR A PREVIEW
  When an unfaithful husband turns up dead near his car on a dirt road, detectives believed something just wasn’t right. Brian Davis was a fun-loving guy, but his family said he would never take his prized vehicle on the terrain where he was murdered. Could his wife Robyn and her best friend Carol (Cissy) Salztman hold a clue?
  48 HOURS: “Friends for Life” is a story about a troubled marriage, the dead man’s mistress and her jealous husband, as well as the victim’s wife and her best friend – all of whom may have had good reason to want Brian Davis out of their lives.
  Everything seemed fine when Brian and Robyn went boat shopping in Lake Charles, La., on June 29, 2009. Robyn soon got tired of looking at boats, so Brian dropped her off and switched cars to continue his search. Brian never returned home, Robyn tells Erin Moriarty. Two days later, he was found dead with his car jacked up, as if he were changing a tire. His belt was undone, his shoes were off and some – not all – of his personal belongings were gone.
  “He was shot four times in the back and he didn’t have a chance,” Calcasieu Parish Sheriff Tony Mancuso tells 48 HOURS. “He didn’t see it coming.”
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 8
  HART OF DIXIE — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGTHER” (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
  TAKING SIDES — Zoe (Rachel Bilson) tries to keep her feelings about Wade (Wilson Bethel) under control, causing her to become overly protective when it comes to Rose (guest star McKaley Miller) and her boyfriend. Lavon (Cress Williams) and Wade are forced to work together at the church’s casino fundraiser, but when money goes missing suspicion immediately falls on Wade. Meanwhile, Brick (Tim Matheson) and Shelby’s (guest star Laura Bell Bundy) big decision about their relationship pushes a concerned Lemon (Jaime King) to try and sabotage things with the help of George (Scott Porter.) David Paymer directed the episode written by Jamie Gorenberg (#217).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10
  ARROW — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET) “Dodger” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  COLTON HAYNES (“TEEN WOLF”) GUEST STARS AS ROY HARPER — Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) tells Oliver (Stephen Amell) he’s all work and no play, so he asks Detective McKenna (guest star Janina Gavankar) on a date. A jewel thief named Dodger (guest star James Callis) hits Starling City and targets someone very close to Oliver. Meanwhile, while working with Laurel (Katie Cassidy), Thea (Willa Holland) gets her purse stolen by a very fast pickpocket named Roy Harper (guest star Haynes). Moira (Susanna Thompson) makes a move against Malcom (John Barrowman). Colin Donnell and Paul Blackthorne also star. Eagle Egilsson directed the episode written by Beth Schwartz (#115).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET) “Into the Wild” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  MYSTERIOUS ISLAND — Shane (guest star David Alpay) leads an expedition to a desolate island off the coast of Nova Scotia, where he believes the secret of the cure lies hidden. On the trek to the island’s interior, Rebekah (Claire Holt) and Elena (Nina Dobrev) continue their bitter rivalry, Stefan (Paul Wesley) does his best to keep the peace, and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) accuses Shane of leading them into a trap. Bonnie (Kat Graham) and Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) try to figure out the message of the Hunter’s mark, while Shane reveals more of the legend of Silas and the witch Qetsiyah, along with his own personal history. Back in Mystic Falls, Tyler (Michael Trevino) confronts Klaus (Joseph Morgan), and Caroline (Candice Accola) is caught up in the violence that follows. Michael Allowitz directed the episode written by Caroline Dries (#413).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 11
  BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET) “Trapped” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  JT (Austin Basis) suspects that Catherine (Kristin Kreuk) is the trigger of Vincent’s (Jay Ryan) blackouts, so to disprove this theory, Vincent allows JT to inject him with endorphins and sedatives that force him into a fugue state. In flashback, Vincent recalls his time in Afghanistan when he received his first super soldier shot, and remembers who injected him with the DNA altering substance. He also recollects how the other soldiers experienced unpredictable side effects, including fugue states, and is relieved to know that Cat isn’t causing his blackouts. Vincent shares his memory about Murifield with Cat, who experiences some recollections of her own. Then, as Cat and Tess (Nina Lisandrello) investigate the attempted murder of a teen pop star (guest-star Max Schneider), Evan suspects that Cat is deliberately protecting the vigilante who saved him in the subway. Paul Fox directed the episode written by Emily Silver (#107).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 7
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: AMERICAN DAD is preempted tonight.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s animated programs are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  TINA IS ON A MISSION TO UNMASK THE MIDDLE SCHOOL “MAD POOPER” ON “BOB'S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX
  There is a “Mad Pooper” running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the “bottom” of the situation in the “Broadcast Wagstaff School News” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 7 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-221) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 7
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  RALLO AND JUNIOR WORK AS “DOG BOUNTY HUNTERS” ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” SUNDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX
  Cleveland is furious when Donna’s ex-husband, Robert, crashes Freight Train’s birthday party and upstages Cleveland’s gift for his dad. To make matters worse, Freight Train officially adopts Robert, and Cleveland must learn to get along with his new “brother.” Meanwhile, to pay off a bet they owe to Donna, Rallo and Junior become “dog bounty hunters,” tracking down lost pooches, returning them to their owners and collecting the rewards in the “Hustle ‘N’ Bros” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, April 7 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-403) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Reagan Gomez as Roberta Tubbs; Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 7
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BART IS SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY’S LAST HOPE ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX
  Valerie Harper Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  When Springfield Elementary is threatened with closure because of low standardized test scores, the fate of the school rests on one student who missed the test, and who must raise the average above the minimum threshold: Bart Simpson. Meanwhile, Homer finds a parking meter at a local dump, and starts deploying it around Springfield to fleece unwitting parkers of their quarters in the “A Test Before Trying” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, April 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2403) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Valerie Harper as the Department of Standardized Testing Proctor
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 7
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LINDA QUITS THE RESTAURANT ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX
  Linda thinks Bob doesn’t appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries – and fails – to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in the middle of the marital mayhem. Meanwhile, things get romantic for Tina when she meets her potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge in the “Lindapendant Woman” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, April 7 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-222) (TV-14 D, L)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise Guest Voice Cast: Ben Schwartz as Josh
   

• FOX SUNDAY, APRIL 7
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE GUYS SEEK JUSTICE FOR JOE ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, APRIL 7, ON FOX
  The criminal (guest voice Will Sasso) who, years ago, shot Joe and left him in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive. So, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down in the “Joe’s Revenge” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, April 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1003) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Will Sasso as Bobby Briggs
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 8
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  BRENNAN AND BOOTH INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A DIVORCE ATTORNEY ON “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 8, ON FOX
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a high-powered divorce lawyer with a lot of enemies. The plot thickens when the team discovers that the attorney’s wife and assistant have been hiding crucial evidence which could help solve the case. Meanwhile, Brennan tries to adjust to life after being on the run, and tensions start to rise between her and Booth as the impact of their three-month separation begins to take its toll in the “The Partners in the Divorce” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-802) (TV-14, D, L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Luke Kleintank as Finn Abernathy; Omar J. Dorsey as Chad Lester; Alexandra Holden as Margot Sandoval; Tom Gallop as Gavin Carmichael; Sophina Brown as Melanie Carmichael; Richard Wharton as Homeless Man # 1; Al White as Homeless Man # 2; Melissa Claire Egan as Pamela Bartlett; and Drew Powell as Paulo Romano.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS CONTINUED"
  04/07/2013 (07:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   

• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" ""LIGHTNING STRIKES MR. HANG BRAIN""
  04/07/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ALL-STARS SHOW THEIR ARTISTIC SIDE TO CREATE AND SELL ORIGINAL ARTWORK.
  The celebrities are tasked with creating original, three-dimensional artwork. But winning the task comes down to fundraising, and one contestant struggles with bringing in enough money to keep the team safe in the Boardroom. Meanwhile, the other team’s Project Manager has to deal with a teammate who over-promises and under-delivers. Special guests include Chaz Dean and The Blue Man Group. Boardroom Advisors: Piers Morgan and Eric Trump.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "DREAMS DEFERRED"
  04/10/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT JOINS THE FBI IN A MANHUNT WHEN A PROSTITUTE (GUEST STAR PATRICIA ARQUETTE) FROM ONE OF DETECTIVE BENSON’S (MARISKA HARGITAY) OLD CASES PROVES CRUCIAL TO APPREHENDING A KILLER. JASON GEDRICK AND ANNE MEARA ALSO GUEST STAR.
  When a man goes on a killing rampage through New York, the lead FBI agent (guest star Gedrick) calls upon the SVU to get information from the suspect’s last known contact – a prostitute (guest star Arquette) who had been involved in one of Benson’s (Hargitay) old cases. As the detectives work with her to track down the killer, they find themselves drawn into her world and must fight to save her life. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.) Also guest starring Gbenga Akinnagbe and P.J. Brown.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "OVER MY DEAD BODY"
  04/12/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Friday) : MONROE’S DAYS MAY BE NUMBERED WHEN ANGELINA COMES BACK TO TOWN – JAIME RAY NEWMAN AND ALICE EVANS GUEST STAR – Angelina (guest star Jaime Ray Newman) comes back in to town with bad tidings as Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) learns his continued cooperation with the Grimm may come at a high cost. Nick (David Giuntoli) comes to Hank (Russell Hornsby) for help to keep Monroe safe and Hank uses this time to get caught up with his knowledge of the "Wesen world." Meanwhile, an old European acquaintance (guest star Alice Evans) pays Captain Renard (Sasha Roiz) a visit, but it’s hard to tell if this visit is for business or pleasure. Bitsie Tulloch, Reggie Lee and Bree Turner also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) :
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"  04/13/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
  SNL Highlights: Vince Vaughn & Miguel
  Vince Vaughn returned to Studio 8H to host SNL for the first time in 15 years. Look below for all the highlights from last night's show, including Bill Hader's Al Pacino biopic series and Jason Sudeikis and Kenan Thompson's take on "Accidental Racist" as Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.
  Plus, check out Miguel's two performances and a bonus WEB EXCLUSIVE dress rehearsal sketch featuring the handy new "Bathroom Cobra." Full Episode
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, APRIL 7 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Final Four" marathon - 7/6c
  Swish! All good things must come to an end. Was Elliott Stabler (Christopher Maloney) overworked and in need of a long vacation? Our guess is "yes." Tune-in to watch the final four episodes featuring Christopher Maloney in this Stabler-centric SVU marathon, airing from 7pm to 11pm.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, APRIL 9 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Hall of Shame" marathon - 6/5c
  No perp should be proud of their behavior on SVU so we thought we'd point the finger and induct them into our 'Hall of Shame.' Catch an all-day marathon featuring the boldest criminals yet airing from 6am to 10pm.
   

• USA Network THURSDAY, APRIL 11 NCIS "Abbysolutely Fabulous Moments" - 1/12c
  Get ready to geek out for 9 hours straight with our favorite forensic specialist, Abby Sciuto (Pauley Perrette). This marathon will be hosted by the beloved Pauley Perrette and will lead into our new reality series, THE MOMENT. Be sure to tune-in from 1pm to 10pm.
   

• USA Network FRIDAY, APRIL 12 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Little Fockers Cast Guest Stars" - 5/4c
  To build excitement for the premiere of "Little Fockers" at 9pm, USA will air SVU episodes featuring guest appearances by some of the "Little Fockers" cast. Guest stars include Teri Polo, Daisy Tahan, Thomas McCarthy, and Yul Vazquez. Tune-in from 5pm to 9pm.
  

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• Happy 60th Anniversary, TV Guide Magazine!
   

• AMC Originals The Walking Dead Video Game
  The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct video game: Play as Daryl, alongside his brother Merle, in an unforgiving prelude to the TV series. Scavenge supplies to survive or face the consequences! Buy Now!
  Freakshow Q&A - Brianna Belladonna
  Breaking Bad - The Fifth Season Arrives on DVD and Blu-Ray June 4
  Q&A - Bill Ives (Art Director) - Hell on Wheels
  Q&A - Laurie Holden (Andrea) from Walking Dead
   

• AMC Breaking Bad Interview Skip MacDonald (Editor)
  Featured Video Making of Episode 505, Dead Freight: Inside Breaking Bad
  Features THR Bets Breaking Bad Has Early Emmy Edge; Rian Johnson Calls Series End Tremendous
   

• CBS ACTRESS LINDSAY LOHAN TO VISIT CBS’s “LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN,” TUESDAY, APRIL 9
  Will Be Lohan’s First Interview Anywhere Since November 2012 and First Visit to the “Late Show” Since 2007
  Actress Lindsay Lohan will visit the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, Tuesday, April 9 (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  This will be Lohan’s first interview anywhere since November 2012 and will mark her fifth visit to the LATE SHOW. Her last appearance on the LATE SHOW was May 9, 2007. Currently, the actress is promoting her upcoming guest star role in the comedy series “Anger Management.”
  Also featured on the broadcast Tuesday, April 9 is a performance by acclaimed blues rock musician Gary Clark, Jr.
   

• Game of Thrones "Entertainment Pairing"
  With Game of Thrones a few weeks into season three, viewers may want to drink like the Starks, Lannisters, and Targaryens as they watch the drama unfold on Sunday nights. Whether hosting a viewing party or relaxing solo, I'd like to suggest the perfect wine to pair with Game of Thrones: Stark Raving http://www.starkravingwines.com/home wines will match with the madness onscreen.
  They generously spill wine throughout the show - so it seems natural to join them in celebration as viewers wind down from their weekends on Sunday nights.
   

• ABC's 'Happy Endings' Future and the Scary State of Network Comedy
  In an interview with HuffPost TV , 'Happy Endings' executive producers Jonathan Groff and David Caspe said their only hope is to keep making the show, whether it's on ABC Network or not.
  The team spoke to HuffPost TV columnist Maureen Ryan about the future of network comedies, 'Happy Endings' ongoing ratings issues and ABC's #SaveHappyEndings campaign to save the show. "Even if we don't live on on ABC, I think we'll live somewhere -- I hope," Caspe said.
  Ryan also spoke to other network comedy creators about what this means for other similar shows and how they are combatting the same fate.
   

• A very nice video about the first honest cable company http://youtu.be/0ilMx7k7mso
   

• Cable TV's Sexiest New Sci-Fi Detective!
  Inga Cadranel This stunning Canadian actress is heating up the spring line-up as TV's hottest detective 'Angela Deangelis' on BBC America's new all time highest rated sci-fi drama series "Orphan Black" (Saturday @ 9/8C), where Inga's character is tasked with uncovering the truth about her co-worker/nemesis' bizarre behavior. "Orphan Black" follows 'Sarah' (Tatiana Maslany) who is living a dual life after assuming the identity of a deceased cop who just happens to be one of her many clones." Saturday, March 30th's premiere trended #1 in social media and recorded one of the channel's all-time highest rated nights.  "Orphan Black" Trailer 
   

• From The Credits: The Midas Touch: From Mad Men and Breaking Bad to Copper, Christina Wayne's on a Roll
  Wanted to share our latest Meet a Maker video with you-it's a spotlight on the unsung heroes behind our favorite Hollywood projects.
  Christina Wayne is the TV executive known as having the Midas Touch within industry circles-she greenlit Mad Men despite every other studio passing on it for eight years. Wayne's four years at AMC, from 2005-2009, helped lift the channel from the basic cable hinterlands to one of the premiere destinations to witness some of the golden age of TV's best work.
  Finding, supporting, and producing Mad Men and Breaking Bad a career does make.
  Check out our interview with Christina, now currently the President of Cineflex. She's a cool, young, smart woman who sees compelling material where others see risk.
   

• '42' Movie Vintage Replica Uniforms
  The upcoming movie ‘42' is being released this week. We have an extra tidbit for fans who want to have an authentic connection to the movie and that great moment in baseball history.
  Ebbets Field Flannels offers the jersey’s and hats that were worn in that era, and worn by the stars in the film. They made all the Negro League and Minor League uniforms for ‘42’, including Robinson’s Montreal Royals uniform, which is where he actually broke the white pro-league color barrier a year before he moved up to the Dodgers,
  Ebbets produced 200 handmade wool uniforms for the film (for multi-takes and continuity). They’ve been making vintage sports clothing for 25-years. Ebbets is part of the American heritage fashion movement with all jerseys/hats handmade in the U.S. in their Seattle facility. Ebbets also has exclusive distribution deals with J.Crew and Polo Ralph Lauren.
  Here’s a press release with more info.

GENERAL NEWS FROM EARLIER IN THE YEAR

• Wait For It… USA NETWORK FAN FAVORITE “PSYCH” SEASON SEVEN PREMIERE SET FOR WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27 AT 10/9C
  New Season Will Feature 100th Episode Milestone and Long-Awaited Two Hour Musical
  NEW YORK – October 10, 2012 – USA Network’s hit comedy series PSYCH returns for its highly-anticipated seventh season on Wednesday, February 27 at 10/9c with 16 new one-hour episodes. This season, the Network’s longest running series currently on air will celebrate its landmark 100th episode and unveil the long-awaited two-hour musical.
  PSYCH stars James Roday as police consultant Shawn Spencer who solves crimes with powers of observation so acute the precinct detectives think he's psychic. Dulé Hill stars as Shawn's best friend and reluctant sidekick Gus, Corbin Bernsen as Shawn's disapproving father, who ironically honed his son's "observation" skills as a child, Timothy Omundson as Detective Lassiter, Maggie Lawson as Detective Juliet O’Hara, Kirsten Nelson as Chief Vick and Kurt Fuller recurs as “Woody” the coroner.
  Season seven will explore Gus’ personal life, feature the wedding of one of the main characters and deliver new ‘Psych-isms’ crafted for the series’ legions of devoted fans, affectionately known as PSYCH-O’s. Parminder Nagra will recur as Gus’ girlfriend, exposing his romantic side and creating jealousy with Shawn. Additional guests include Katy Mixon, Garcelle Beauvais, Jeffrey Tambor, WWE’s Big Show, as well as the return of Cybill Shepherd and Kristy Swanson.
  To celebrate the series’ 100th episode, PSYCH will host a mini reunion of the popular 1985 movie “Clue” featuring original cast members Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Ann Warren and Martin Mull. The episode will also include guest stars Garrett Morris, Steve Valentine and returning guest star Curt Smith – of Tears For Fears’ fame – who will play himself. The long-awaited two-part “PSYCH: The Musical” – an epic nod to the colorful word of musical theater – will showcase original songs written by show creator Steve Franks and performed by the entire cast with a host of impressive guest stars including Barry Bostwick, Brooke Lyons and Anthony Rapp.
   

• Cartoon Network is excited to announce that Shaquille O'Neal and Nick Cannon will be hosting the 2013 Hall of Game Awards. Continue below for all the details.
  SHAQUILLE O'NEAL AND NICK CANNON TO HOST CARTOON NETWORK'S THIRD ANNUAL HALL OF GAME AWARDS
  Annual Awards Show Premieres in February 2013
  Cartoon Network is proud to announce that basketball legend and Turner Sports NBA analyst Shaquille O'Neal and the multi-talented host of America's Got Talent, Nick Cannon will be the hosts of Cartoon Network's third annual Hall of Game Awards, premiering in February 2013. Cartoon Network's Hall of Game Awards lets viewers vote for their favorite sports stars and sports moments of the year. Last year 2.6 million viewers* tuned in and 102 million votes were cast online at HallOfGame.com to help their favorite sports stars win the ultimate prize, the golden GAME trophy.
  "If you thought last year's show was big just wait till Nick Cannon and I combine our awesomeness for this year's enormous show," said O'Neal.
  "I am so excited to be hosting the third Hall of Game Awards with Shaq!" said Cannon. "When I was there last year the energy was palpable and I can't wait to get on the stage and give out that famous GAME trophy."
  "We're thrilled to have two icons of sports, television and film hosting this year's Hall of Game," said Rob Sorcher, chief content officer for Cartoon Network. "Shaquille O'Neal and Nick Cannon will definitely bring their Game and deliver a cool Cartoon Network event packed with top sports personalities, pop music and entertainment."
  This first-of-its-kind, sports award and entertainment event for kids will once again be produced by IMG Media, the production arm of global sports, entertainment and media company, IMG. Time Inc. Sports Group's SI KIDS franchise will be serving again as an official media partner. Veteran, award-winning television and special events producer, Michael Dempsey, and Steve Mayer will again serve as executive producers. Viewers can expect a star-packed red carpet, on stage celebrity surprises, superstars from television, film, music and sports, and hilarious hijinks all wrapped up into one awesome awards show.
  Last year's show was hosted by O'Neal, and featured appearances by First Lady Michelle Obama, David Beckham who received the Icon Award, Jimmie Johnson, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, Tim Tebow, Drew Brees, Victor Cruz, Nick Cannon, Cam Newton, Hope Solo, Rico Rodriguez, Zachary Gordon, Jennette McCurdy, Clayton Kershaw, Matthew Stafford, Maya Gabeira, Tony Gonzalez, Hakeem Nicks, Terrell Suggs, Torii Hunter, Jimmy Graham, AJ Green, Calvin Johnson, Matt Kemp, Steve McCann and The Miz.
  Appearances also included the cast of Cartoon Network's Level Up-Gaelan Connell, Connor del Rio, Jessie T. Usher and Aimee Carrero- and the 2012 SI Kids SportsKid of the Year, Noah Flegel, along with musical performances by Flo Rida and Hot Chelle Rae.
   

• CBS “HAWAII FIVE-0” TO UPDATE A FAVORITE EPISODE FROM THE ORIGINAL SERIES
  Locations From the Original To Be Used For This Episode
  Peter Weller (“RoboCop”) to Direct and Star
  CBS’s HAWAII FIVE-0 will again pay tribute to the original series with a reboot of a popular episode from the beloved series which was broadcast more than 39 years ago. Beginning Thursday, Dec. 13, the current production will begin principle photography on an episode titled “Hookman,” based closely on the Emmy Award-winning episode of the same name from the original series.
  The current series’ Executive Story Editor, Joe Halpin, wrote the teleplay for the upcoming episode and consulted with the original’s writers, Rod Baker and Glen Olson, not only to explain the current series’ vision of sticking close to the original, but also to get their blessing.
  “We at HAWAII FIVE-0 hold the original series in reverence, and to be able to go to their well of incredible storytelling is such an honor,” says Peter Lenkov, Executive Producer of the current incarnation of HAWAII FIVE-0. “Aside from updating a few sign-of-the-times elements, we are using the original as a roadmap to stay true to each and every element that made ‘Hookman’ such a beloved hour of television, even going so far as to secure the same locations used in the original episode.”
  “Hookman,” the original series’ Season Six premiere episode (original airdate Sept. 11, 1973), centered around a double amputee out to avenge the loss of his hands by killing the police officers responsible, including McGarrett. In the updated version, McGarrett’s father was one of the officers responsible for his maiming.
  Peter Weller (“RoboCop”) will star as the lead villain as well as direct this production. Jason Koger, a double upper amputee, will be stand in for Weller in close-ups of his prosthetic hands. In the original production, Jay J. Armes portrayed the lead villain and was a double amputee himself.
  HAWAII FIVE-0 is broadcast Mondays, (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network and is a production of CBS Television Studios. Peter Lenkov, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci are the executive producers.
   

• CBS’s NEW BAKING COMPETITION SERIES, BASED ON THE HIT UK FORMAT “THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF,” IS LOOKING FOR THE BEST AMATEUR BAKERS IN AMERICA!
  Open Casting Calls for Bakers Scheduled for Los Angeles, Chicago, Nashville, Dallas and New York
  CBS is holding open casting calls for its new competition baking reality series based on the hit UK format “The Great British Bake Off,” where skilled amateurs with a passion for baking can prepare their signature dish for a chance to compete on the series.
  Potential applicants who think they have what it takes to “whip” the competition, should grab their baking utensils and sign up for an open casting call by visiting http://www.cbs.com/bakingshow .
   

• SECOND SEASON OF NBC’S ‘FASHION STAR’ WILL PREMIERE MARCH 8, 2013 AND WILL FEATURE 13 TALENTED DESIGNERS WHO JOIN CELEBRITY MENTORS NICOLE RICHIE, JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN VARVATOS AS WELL AS NEW HOST LOUISE ROE
  Impressive Designers from Around the Country -- Including a Team of Two -- Will Vie for the Multi-million Dollar Prize to Launch Original Fashion Lines in Macy’s, Saks Fifth Avenue and Express
  Groundbreaking Reality Competition Series Will Air Fridays (8-9 p.m. ET)
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – December 13, 2012 – NBC’s reality competition series “Fashion Star” will premiere its second season on Friday, March 8, 2013 (8-9 p.m. ET). This season, 13 talented designers from around the country, including a team of two competing together, will vie for the multi-million dollar prize of launching a clothing line in Macy’s, Saks Fifth Avenue and Express. As previously announced, celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos return to the show and Louise Roe joins this season as host.
  This season’s contestants include: Los Angeles-based designer David Appel; Milan, Italy-based designer Silvia Arguello; New York City-based designer Hunter Bell; Austin-based designer Priscilla Barroso; Los Angeles-based designer Johana Hernandez; New York City-based designer Cassandra Hobbins; New York-based designer Tori Nichel; Austin (Texas)-based designer Amber Perley; Brooklyn-based designer Daniel Silverstein; Los Angeles-based designer Brandon Scott; Malibu-based designers Jesse Vasquez and Garrett Gerson; and Los Angeles-based designer Bret Young.
  Additional information on the designers follows below.
  The announcement was made today by Paul Telegdy, President, Alternative and Late Night Programming, NBC Entertainment.
  “We are incredibly impressed with the contestants in this season’s ‘Fashion Star’ as well as the vision and creativity they have expressed with their collections,” said Telegdy. “These designers are already on their way to great success in their careers and we look forward to introducing the audience to each of them and their designs. In addition, the retailers have really stepped up their game this time around and the audience will be amazed at the bids being made on a weekly basis.”
  "This season of 'Fashion Star' will bring a whole new group of contestants together, building upon last season’s excitement, success and ability to bring incredible fashion directly to the audience," said Ben Silverman, Chairman and founder of Electus. "We’re thrilled to be able to produce a show that will result in consumers around the world wearing the designs of the next ‘Fashion Star’."
  When it returns to NBC in March, "Fashion Star" will resume its search for the next big brand in fashion. Each week, the show will feature exhilarating fashion shows built around a weekly challenge that is designed to further develop and expand the designers' brands. Celebrity mentors Simpson, Richie and Varvatos will guide their teams through the weekly challenges – giving them a chance to win the multi-million dollar prize of launching their collections in three of America's largest retailers. During each episode, viewers will have the chance to immediately purchase the winning designs showcased on the episode that week. What viewers see on TV that night will be available online and in select stores immediately after the program.
   

• Syfy BRIAN J. SMITH SET TO GUEST STAR IN SYFY’S UPCOMING ORIGINAL SERIES, DEFIANCE
  Groundbreaking Series Premieres April 2013 On Syfy
  NEW YORK – October 17, 2012 – Brian J. Smith is set to guest star in an episode of Syfy’s groundbreaking series, Defiance, set to premiere April 2013. Smith will portray Gordon McClintock, a NASA hero from the pre-Arkfall days who was presumed dead following a space station catastrophe in 2013. The astronaut is discovered to still be alive when he is revived from an induced sleep, and is overcome with shock and disbelief at the dangerous new world of Defiance.
  Originally from Dallas, Texas, Smith is a graduate of the four-year acting program at The Julliard School in New York City. Smith starred in the Syfy original series Stargate Universe and the Syfy original movie Red Faction. He also starred in the 2009 feature film The War Boys, written by award-winning playwright Naomi Wallace and Bruce McLeod, and appeared in the 2009 thriller Redhook. His additional television credits include Poirot : Murder on the Orient Express and a guest star role on NBC’s Law and Order. Smith also appeared on Broadway in Come Back, Little Sheba opposite S. Epatha Merkerson, and, off-Broadway, in Good Boys and True, and Three Changes, opposite Dylan McDermott and Maura Tierney.
  An unprecedented collaboration between Syfy and Trion Worlds, Defiance is the first-ever convergence of television and online gaming, featuring an interconnected world and storylines that will co-exist throughout a scripted drama series and a multiplatform online shooter. Produced by Universal Cable Productions, both the series and the game will debut simultaneously in April 2013.
  Set in the near future, Defiance introduces an exotically transformed planet Earth, its landscapes permanently altered following the sudden – and tumultuous – arrival of seven unique alien races. In this somewhat unknown and unpredictable landscape, the richly diverse, newly-formed civilization of humans and aliens must learn to co-exist peacefully. Each week, viewers will follow an immersive character drama set in the boom-town of Defiance, which sits atop the ruins of St. Louis, MO, while in the game, players will adventure in the new frontier of the San Francisco Bay area. The dramatic tapestry of the series and the intense action of the game will exist in a single universe where their respective narratives will inform one another and evolve together into one overall story.
  Defiance stars Grant Bowler (Nolan), Julie Benz (Amanda Rosewater), Stephanie Leonidas (Irisa), Tony Curran (Datak Tarr), Jaime Murray (Stahma Tarr), Graham Greene (Rafe McCawley) and Mia Kirshner (Kenya). The series is currently in production in Toronto, ON.
   

• SHOWTIME® ADAM BRODY TO GUEST STAR IN HOUSE OF LIES
  Season Two Premieres Sunday, January 13th at 10:00 PM ET/PT On SHOWTIME®
  LOS ANGELES, CA – (December 14, 2012) – Noted actor Adam Brody (The O.C.) will guest star in two episodes of the upcoming second season of the hit SHOWTIME comedy series, HOUSE OF LIES. Brody will play the owner of an adult toy company who forms a relationship with Jeannie (Kristen Bell). The series, which stars and is executive produced by Don Cheadle in his Emmy® Award-nominated role, returns on Sunday, January 13th at 10:00 PM ET/PT on SHOWTIME. HOUSE OF LIES also stars Ben Schwartz, Josh Lawson, Dawn Olivieri, Donis Leonard Jr. and Glynn Turman. Brody joins previously announced guest stars Larenz Tate, Nia Long and Lisa Edelstein.
  Brody memorably starred as Seth Cohen on the popular television series The O.C. and also had recurring roles on Once and Again and Gilmore Girls. He also had standout guest turns on Judging Amy, Family Law, and Smallville. On film this year, Brody has starred in Damsels in Distress, the long-awaited new movie from writer/director Whit Stillman, with Greta Gerwig, Analeigh Tipton, Caitlin Fitzgerald, and Megalyn Echikunwoke, and in The Oranges, directed by Julian Farino, with Hugh Laurie, Catherine Keener, Alia Shawkat, Leighton Meester, Oliver Platt, and Allison Janney; and he co-starred in Seeking a Friend for the End of the World with Steve Carrell and Kiera Knighley. Brody will also be seen as the lead of Some Girls, adapted by Neil LaBute from his play of the same name, which also stars Emily Watson, Zoe Kazan, Mia Maestro, Jennifer Morrison, and Kristen Bell; in Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman’s Lovelace, portraying Harry Reems, with Amanda Seyfried, Peter Sarsgaard, and James Franco; and in Rob Meltzer’s Welcome to the Jungle. Additionally, he will star in Double or Nothing, a short film penned by Neil LaBute, which will premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival. Past film credits include In the Land of Women, Scream 4, Cop Out, The Romantics, Jennifer’s Body, Death in Love, Smiley Face, The Ten, Thank You For Smoking, The Ring, and Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
   

• Syfy Face Off-Returns in January 2013
  Face Off Is Back! - Launch Promo Clip The show that re-sculpted the face of television returns in January.
   

• NBC FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER STEVEN SPIELBERG, DISCOVER A NEW STAR IN THE SENSATIONAL BREAKOUT SERIES "SMASH" SEASON ONE
  OWN IT JANUARY 8, 2013 ON DVD WITH UltraViolet FEATURING NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN BONUS CONTENT FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT
  OVERVIEW: "Smash" Season One tells the compelling story of a heated rivalry between upcoming starlets, a writing team in need of a new hit and a Broadway producer finding her own way in a "captivating fusion of music, dance and potent storytelling" (Dorothy Rabinowitz, Wall Street Journal). >From executive producer Steven Spielberg (Jaws, Schindler¹s List) comes the groundbreaking, critically acclaimed series "Smash," Emmy Award® winner for Best Choreography. Starring Emmy Award® winner Debra Messing (Will & Grace), Academy Award® winner Anjelica Huston (Prizzi¹s Honor), Megan Hilty (Broadway¹s Wicked) and American Idol¹s Katharine McPhee, "Smash" Season One is available on DVD with UltraViolet on January 8, 2013. Experience all 15 "gloriously entertaining" (Robert Bianco, USA Today) episodes back-to-back and uninterrupted in this four-disc set, filled with fantastic musical performances, stunning production numbers and scandalous backstage dramas. Fans can also see never-before-seen bonus features including deleted scenes, featurettes and much more!
  Talented newcomer Karen Cartwright (McPhee) is up for the role of a lifetime in a new Broadway musical based on the iconic Marilyn Monroe. The only thing standing in her way is Ivy Lynn (Hilty), a seasoned theater veteran who is determined to land the part herself and will stop at nothing to realize her own dreams of fame. "Smash" Season One also stars Tony® Award winner Christian Borle (Broadway¹s Peter and the Starcatcher) and Jack Davenport (Pirates of the Caribbean) and also features an incredible lineup of guest stars including Uma Thurman (Kill Bill: Vol 1 and 2), Broadway legend Bernadette Peters and pop sensation Nick Jonas. Mary McNamara from the Los Angeles Times says "Smash" Season One is "a genuine triumph!"
  "Smash" Season One includes an UltraViolet copy of each episode. UltraViolet is the revolutionary new way for consumers to collect movies and TV shows in the cloud to instantly stream and download to tablets, smartphones, computers and TVs. Consumers can now enjoy "Smash" Season One anytime, anywhere on the platform of their choice.
   

• TBS Video: A special message from the cast of TBS's COUGAR TOWN  Photo
  "Cougar Town" will make its TBS debut on Jan. 8, 2013, but rather than just put out a press release to that effect, the cul-de-sac crew went a little further and recorded a song about it.
   

• The CW The Carrie Diaries - New Photos Available! Photo and gallery
   

• TBS Puts Fanboys & Physicists to the Test In New Unscripted Competition Series King of the Nerds
  TBS, which has basked in the glory of nerd-dom with the enormously popular acquired sitcom The Big Bang Theory, is now ready to take things to the next level. TBS has greenlit the new unscripted competition series King of the Nerds, hosted by two of the stars of the movie blockbuster Revenge of the Nerds, Robert Carradine and Curtis Armstrong.
  TBS has ordered eight episodes of King of the Nerds, which is being executive-produced by Ben Silverman (The Biggest Loser, The Office) and Jimmy Fox (Mob Wives) of Electus, Rick Ringbakk (The Amazing Race), Tod Mesirow (MythBusters) and Craig Armstrong (Survivor) of 5X5 Media, as well as Carradine and Armstrong. The show is slated to premiere in early 2013. Electus International, the global distribution arm of Electus, will distribute the series internationally.
  King of the Nerds is primed to become television's ultimate nerd-off. The show invites competitors spanning the full nerd spectrum to come together to face challenges that will test their intellect, ingenuity, skills and pop-culture prowess. The nerds will first compete as teams before moving on to individual challenges, all with the goal of being named the quintessential master of all things nerdy.
   

• TLC STARTS PRODUCTION ON “STARTER WIVES” (wt)
  TLC will soon start production on the new series STARTER WIVES (working title), revealing the fascinating and controversial world of celebrity ex-wives and ex-girlfriends. The series will share the lives of seven women who supported their former husbands/boyfriends before the fame and wealth made them the men they are today. They devoted their time, money, and support to the men they loved. Now, these women are working on moving forward and starting over on their own, with a new focus on creating a path in life that will give themselves and their children the security and success they know they deserve.
  Filming is slated to start mid-October and the series is expected to premiere in early 2013. Four hour-long episodes have been ordered, and are being produced by NOLA.
  

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• A&E Bates Motel Monday, April 01 10/9C
  NEXT ON What's Wrong with Norman
  Dylan starts his new job and learns that there is more to it than he thought. Meanwhile, Norman and Emma make a shocking discovery. Promo
   

• ABC ON REVENGE (3/31)
  THE GRAYSON MASQUERADE BALL SIGNIFIES THE ARRIVAL OF HALLOWEEN, AND IT'S NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Masquerade" - Hamptonites celebrate Halloween with a glamorous masquerade ball hosted by the Graysons, which is a perfect setting for Emily to drag out Victoria's skeletons. Jack steps up his revenge plan and finds an unexpected ally, and Aiden makes a bold move with a gruesome conclusion, on "Revenge," SUNDAY, MARCH 31 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Dilshad Vadsaria as Padma Lahari, Burn Gorman as Trask, Grace Fulton as Young Victoria, Myra Turley as Sister Rebecca Gallagher, Marcos De La Cruz as Detective Durand, Page Leong as doctor, Brandon Keener as Evan Spradlin, Eric Zuckerman as Tom Mullen, Kate Herman as Sloane Hanover, Seychelle Gabriel as Regina, Nate Gill as Rocco and Jamila Jones as Marta.
  "Masquerade" was written by Sunil Nayar & JaSheika James and directed by Allison Liddi-Brown.
   

• ABC RED WIDOW: The Captive
  MARTA FEARS THE WORST WHEN HER DAUGHTER, NATALIE, GOES MISSING, AND TURNS TO SCHILLER FOR HELP, ON ABC'S "RED WIDOW"
  "The Captive" - When Natalie goes missing, a frantic Marta fears the worst and, against her family's advice, turns to Schiller for help in finding her. Gabriel debates sharing where Marta has hidden Schiller's missing cocaine, and Irwin comforts Andrei's girlfriend, Felicity, after seeing how his father mistreats her, on "Red Widow," SUNDAY, MARCH 31 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Erin Cahill as Felicity, Vince Nappo as Vincent, Natalija Nogulich as Elena, Sean Owen Roberts as Kurt, Marcel Maillard as Serge, Christoff Lundgren as junkie and Andy Yu as hacker.
  "The Captive" was written by Ryan Farley and directed by Rosemary Rodriguez.
   

• ABC CASTLE: The Lives of Others (4/1) 100TH EPISODE
  CASTLE, STUCK AT HOME WITH A BROKEN LEG, FINDS HIMSELF SUDDENLY THROWN INTO A "REAR WINDOW"-ESQUE MURDER MYSTERY, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "The Lives of Others" -- In the show's 100th episode, Castle finds himself in the unfortunate position of NOT being able to work a case. While he's holed up in the loft with a broken leg, Beckett goes off to investigate the death of an IRS agent without him, leaving Castle miserable and bored. But when he thinks he witnesses the murder of a young woman in the apartment across the street, he is thrown into a "Rear Window"-esque murder mystery that hits much too close to home, on "Castle," MONDAY, APRIL 1 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Cast: John Griffin as Gavin DeWinter, Raquel Alessi as Selena Rigas, Eric Nenninger as John Dessens, and William DeVry as Dan Renner.
  "The Lives of Others" was written by Terri Edda Miller & Andrew W. Marlowe and directed by Larry Shaw.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF: Skin and Bones (4/2)
  ARE THERE ZOMBIES AMONG US? MEGAN IS JOINED BY THE NEW HEALTH COMMISSIONER (GUEST STAR LUKE PERRY) IN HER QUEST FOR ANSWERS, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  "Skin and Bones" - Megan and Tommy investigate the savage murder of a young woman, which leads them to her neighbor, who bites Tommy and is diagnosed with rabies. When another rabies fatality comes in without any bite marks, Kate calls in the new health commissioner, Dr. Charles Stafford (Luke Perry), to help Megan uncover the truth. Could it really be zombies, as some of her colleagues suspect? "Body of Proof" airs TUESDAY, APRIL 2 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Luke Perry as Dr. Charlie Stafford, Marisa Ramirex as Officer Riley Sunn, Mathhew Fahey as Mason Geary and John Prosky as Clark Wilson.
  "Skin and Bones" was written by Alexi Hawley and directed by Michael Grossman.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: I Saw the Light (4/3)
  RAYNA AND JULIETTE TAKE THEIR CONCERT TOUR TO NYC, AND RAYNA DOESN'T LIKE THE INFLUENCE JULIETTE IS HAVING ON HER DAUGHTERS, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Chris Carmack, Jay Hernandez, Kimberly Williams-Paisley Guest Star
  "I Saw the Light" - Rayna takes her children and sister with her on tour in NYC, but Rayna doesn't like the influence Juliette is having on her daughters. Meanwhile Dante gives Juliette some career guidance that helps her see him in a whole new way; Deacon's feelings for Stacey force him to reconsider his life on the road; a hunky new neighbor, Will (Chris Carmack), befriends Gunnar and Scarlett; Gunnar is thrown by Scarlett's hiding information from him; Lamar threatens Peggy; and Avery jeopardizes his own future, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy Kenter, Susan Misner as Stacey Douglas, Sylvia Jeffries as Jolene, Jay Hernandez as Dante Rivas, Judith Hoag as Tandy, Maisy Stella as Daphne, Lennon Stella as Maddie, Chris Carmack as Will Lexington, David Alford as Bucky Dawes, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Todd Truley as Marshall Evans and Chloe Bennett as Hailey.
  "I Saw the Light" was written by Wendy Calhoun and directed by Julie Haber.
   

• ABC HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENT (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE): Pilot -- PREMIERE (4/3)
  POLLY MOVES BACK IN WITH HER ECCENTRIC PARENTS, ON THE PREMIERE OF ABC'S "HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE)"
  Polly (Sarah Chalke) is a single mom who has recently divorced. The transition hasn't been easy for her, so she and daughter Natalie (Rachel Eggleston) have moved back home with Polly's eccentric parents, Elaine (Elizabeth Perkins) and stepfather Max (Brad Garrett). But Polly and her parents look at life through different generational lenses. Polly aspires to be organized and to take it slow with new relationships, while Max and Elaine live a more improvisational life style and encourage Polly to be adventurous, as does Polly's co-worker and close friend, Jenn (Stephanie Hunt), who advises her to jump back into dating. There are also differences on parenting itself: Polly wants to be an involved, modern parent who provides structure and guidance, while Max and Elaine are hands-off parents from the 1970s who feel that children need the freedom to fall and pick themselves back up. After all, Polly turned out okay, so what's the big deal?
  In the premiere episode, "Pilot," Polly leaves her irresponsible husband, Julian, and taking her young daughter, Natalie, moves back in with her unpredictable parents, Elaine and stepfather Max. Apprehensive but determined to get her life back on track, Polly jumps into the dating scene and reluctantly leaves Natalie home for a night with her parents. "How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)" premieres WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)" stars Sarah Chalke as Polly, Elizabeth Perkins as Elaine, Jon Dore as Julian, Rachel Eggleston as Natalie, Stephanie Hunt as Jenn, and Brad Garrett as Max.
  Guest starring in "Pilot" are Rick Federman as Luke, Devan Chandler Long as shady guy no. 1, Avery Phillips as child Polly, Greg Eagles as long haired dude and Melissa Kay Anderson as dog shelter worker. "Pilot" was written by Claudia Lonow and directed by Julie Ann Robinson.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: The Future Dunphys (4/3)
  THINGS GET REAL WHEN THE DUNPHYS COME FACE TO FACE WITH THEIR FUTURE DOPELGANGERS, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Justine Bateman ("Family Ties") Guest Stars
  "The Future Dunphys" - When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they encounter a family that is basically their future selves, and they're not sure they like what they see. Manny drags Jay on a visit to a prospective private school, and Mitch and Cam organize a fun "girls day" for Gloria and Lily -- but it becomes a spontaneous "cultural day" instead -- on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Richard Riehle as Norman, Justine Bateman as Angela, Anastasia Basil as Sydney, Luka Jones as Dustin, Candace Edwards as Lupe, Amy Anderson as Beth, Brian Palermo as Allen, Dominic Barnes as Matthew, John Cygan as admissions dean, Elaine Ko as receptionist and David Pevsner as Dr. Nussbaum.
  "The Future Dunphys" was written by Elaine Ko and directed by Ryan Case.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Decemberfold (4/3)
  NOAH, FRED AND GEORGE COMPETE FOR MR. DECEMBER, AND DALIA'S SECRETS ARE REVEALED, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  "Decemberfold" - When George agrees to participate in the "Dads of Chatswin" calendar, he becomes obsessed with his body image and alienates Dallas. Meanwhile Dalia buddies up to Tessa, and Lisa discovers her true motives, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Decemberfold" guest stars Courtney Merritt as Jenna Werner, Derek Waters as Jarrison, Seanna Kofoed as Beatrice, Deena Dill as Bliss, Brooke Baumer as Lucille, Duane Shepard Sr. as Scat teacher, Chase Fein as waiter, Alex Boling as Alex, Todd Sherry as Tom and Edward Padilla as Javier.
  "Decemberfold" was written by Andrew Guest and directed by Linda Mendoza.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Bachelor (4/3)
  FRANKIE MOPES AROUND THE HOUSE FOR DAYS AFTER "THE BACHELOR" FINALE, AND MIKE TRIES TO TOUGHEN UP AN OVERLY NICE SUE WHEN SHE JOINS THE SCHOOL'S TENNIS TEAM, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "The Bachelor's" Chris Harrison Provides Voice-Over for the Episode
  "The Bachelor" - Frankie can't hide her disappointment over whom "The Bachelor" chooses to marry and ends up moping around the house for days about it; Mike tries to toughen Sue up when she joins the school's tennis team and continually compliments her opponents during their matches; and Axl and Cassidy try to figure out where their relationship stands after their big fight, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Jen Ray as Nancy Donahue, Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, John Gammon as Darrin, Galadriel Stineman as Cassidy, Brittany Ross as Courtney, Natalie Lander as Debbie, Matt Champagne as tennis coach, Paul McKinney as tennis ref and Amy Okuda as opponent.
  "The Bachelor" was written by Tim Hobert and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: She's Killing Me (4/4)
  MEREDITH ASKS CRISTINA TO TAKE ON A BIG ROLE IN HER CHILDREN'S LIVES, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "She's Killing Me" - Upon receiving some unsettling news, Meredith and Derek take preventative steps for their children's future; a group of Syrian doctors arrive at Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital for a crash course in basic surgical skills that they plan to apply in the field; and April decides to come clean to Matthew regarding the truth about her virginity. Meanwhile, multiple pre-op patients develop infections, causing one doctor to wonder if she is at fault, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, APRIL 4 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "She's Killing Me" was written by Debora Cahn and directed by Nicole Rubio.
   

• ABC SCANDAL (4/4)
  NO ONE IS SAFE, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Molly, You in Danger, Girl" - When details from an old case don't add up, Olivia's team must backtrack to figure out if they made a mistake. Worse still, this mistake has potentially put them all in serious danger. Meanwhile, Olivia and Jake's relationship starts to heat up, while at the White House Fitz and Mellie's relationship hits a new low, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY, APRIL 4 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "Molly, You in Danger, Girl" was written by Chris Van Dusen and directed by Tom Verica.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: Bros Before Bros (4/5)
  MAX MUST MAKE A DIFFICULT CHOICE BETWEEN HIS HEART OR HIS PANTS,ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  Andy Richter ("Late Night with Conan O'Brien") Guests as Penny's Dad Roy
  "Bros Before Bros" - With the wedding coming up, Penny decides to reach out to her estranged dad Roy (guest star Andy Richter). The reunion is sufficiently awkward but Alex encourages Penny to be optimistic, while Jane is more skeptical. Meanwhile, Dave enlists Brad and Max's help in sabotaging "The Brazilian" food truck, a.k.a. Dave's #1 nemesis, but Max accidentally falls for the enemy's son and has to choose between his best friend or boyfriend, on "Happy Endings," FRIDAY, APRIL 5 (8:30-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Andy Richter as Roy, Brad Grunberg as Butcher, Kelly Jenrette as Shop Lady, Danny Mora as The Brazilian and Alex Quijano as Wilson.
  "Bros Before Bros" was written by Jason Berger and directed by Eric Appel.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: The Incident (4/5)
  MAX UPSETS THE DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN THE KERKOVICH SISTERS-- THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED IT WAS DEEMED "THE INCIDENT" - ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  RuPaul ("RuPaul's Drag Race") Makes a Guest Appearance
  "The Incident" - When Max tries out Jane and Alex's long-time hairdresser, Krisjahn (guest star RuPaul), he gets some good salon gossip on the girls, but his loose lips may cause World War III between the Kerkovitch sisters. Meanwhile, the Steak Me Home truck is stolen and Dave and Penny try to figure out whodunit -- but are perplexed by what they find when they finally locate the thief -- on "Happy Endings," FRIDAY, APRIL 5 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are RuPaul Charles as KrisJahn, John Gemberling as thief, Fred Stoller as Gary and Irene Roseen as Nana.
  "The Incident" was written by Erik Sommers and directed by Ken Whittingham.
   

• ABC Family ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF ABC FAMILY'S THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER (4/1)
  A MUCH ANTICIPATED WEDDING IS CANCELLED IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER," AIRING MONDAY, APRIL 1 AT 8:00PM ET/PT ON ABC FAMILY
  Burbank, CA (March 11, 2013) - Everyone is stunned to learn that Amy and Ricky aren't really married in an all-new episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," airing Monday, April 1, 2013 (8:00 - 9:00 PM ET/PT) on ABC Family.
  In "Untying the Knot," Anne is furious with George for lying about Robie's paternity and calls off Amy and Ricky's wedding, inadvertently revealing the truth about their non-marriage. Jack refuses to get help as he struggles to come to terms with everything he's been through. Nora encourages George to work things out with Anne. Meanwhile, Ethan is not happy when Kathy and Chloe become friends.
  The series cast includes Shailene Woodley, Ken Baumann, Greg Finley, Daren Kagasoff, Megan Park, Francia Raisa, Michael Grant, Cierra Ramirez with Steve Schirripa. In "Untying the Knot," special guest stars include Mark Derwin, Josie Bissett and Molly Ringwald.
  Part of the Disney/ABC Television Group, ABC Family is distributed in over 97 million homes. ABC Family features programming reflecting today's families, entertaining and connecting with adults through relatable programming about today's relationships - told with a mix of diversity, passion, humor and heart. ABC Family's programming is a combination of network defining original series and original movies, quality acquired series and blockbuster theatricals. Emmy(r) Award-winning ABCFamily.com provides a variety of interactive entertainment and community features, from rich, fan-centric programming - including blogs, viewing parties, webisodes, full episodes of the network's hit programming, along with sneak peek exclusive previews and behind-the-scenes clips. ABC Family is also the destination for annual Holiday events with "13 Nights of Halloween" and "25 Days of Christmas." ABC Family. A New Kind of Family.
   

• AMC The Walking Dead Season 3, Episode 16 "Welcome to the Tombs" Sunday 9:00pm
  With the Governor's attack looming, Rick and his people need to determine if the prison is worth defending. Season finale! Sneak Peek
   

• BBCA The Rings of Akhaten - Episode 7
  Clara wants to see something awesome, so the Doctor whisks her off to the inhabited rings of the planet Akhaten, where the Festival of Offerings is in full swing. Clara meets the young Queen of Years as the pilgrims and natives ready for the ceremony. But something is stirring in the pyramid, and a sacrifice will be demanded.
  Episode credits: Written by Neil Cross (Mama, Luther), directed by Farren Blackburn (Luther, The Fades) and produced by Denise Paul
   

• CBS ALICIA GOES TO TRIAL UNPREPARED IN ORDER TO SAVE COLIN SWEENEY FROM A LIFE SENTENCE, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  Dylan Baker Returns as Colin Sweeney, Gary Cole Returns as Kurt McVeigh and Morena Baccarin Returns as Isobel Swift
  “The Wheels of Justice” – Alicia and Will go to trial unprepared when they learn that an impending Supreme Court ruling could result in Colin Sweeney being jailed for life. Also, Diane reunites with Kurt McVeigh but is forced to reevaluate the relationship, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, March 31 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Dylan Baker returns as Colin Sweeney, Gary Cole returns as Kurt McVeigh and Morena Baccarin returns as Isobel Swift
  WRITTEN BY: Jacqueline Hoyt
  DIRECTED BY: Frederick E.O. Toye
   

• CBS A SUBWAY SHOOTING HITS CLOSE TO HOME FOR McKENZIE, WHEN BULLETS FOUND ON THE SCENE MATCH THE ONES THAT KILLED HER BROTHER, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” TUESDAY, APRIL 2
  “McKenzie on Fire” – McKenzie seeks justice for her family when bullets found at the scene of a subway shooting match the same gun that killed her brother several years earlier. Meanwhile, Owen has reservations about retiring in two years, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, April 2 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Christal Henry
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Watkins
   

• CBS WHEN THE CSIs FIND A BODY NEAR A FOREST RESERVE, THEY DISCOVER WHAT MIGHT BE A SERIAL KILLER AND HIS BIZARRE LAIR, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3
  Ted Danson’s Daughter, Kate Danson, Guest Stars as Lawyer Jill McDermott
  "Sheltered" — When the CSIs find a body near a forest reserve, they discover what might be a serial killer and his bizarre lair, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, April 3 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ted Danson’s daughter, Kate Danson, guest stars as lawyer Jill McDermott.
  WRITTEN BY: Michael F.X. Daley
  DIRECTED BY: Louis Milito
   

• CBS WHEN THE BAU HEADS TO MORGAN’S OLD NEIGHBORHOOD IN CHICAGO WHERE HE FACES HIS PAINFUL PAST, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3
  Skipp Sudduth Returns as Captain Stan Gordinski, Who Helps the Team with the Investigation, and Julius Tennon Reprises His Role as Carl Buford, Morgan’s Abuser
  “Restoration” – The BAU goes to Morgan’s old neighborhood in urban Chicago in search of an UnSub targeting middle-aged men, and a clue leads Morgan to believe that they are after someone connected to the man who molested him as a child, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, April 3 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Skipp Sudduth (THE GOOD WIFE, “Third Watch”) returns as Captain Stan Gordinski, who helps the team with the investigation, and Julius Tennon (“Lonesome Dove”) reprises his role as Carl Buford, the man who abused Morgan as a child.
  WRITTEN BY: Jim Clemente and series executive producer Janine Sherman Barrois
  DIRECTED BY: Felix Alcala
   

• CBS IN THE MIDST OF A SNOW STORM, SHERLOCK AND JOAN TRY TO PREVENT A ROBBERY AT ONE OF THE LARGEST CASH VAULTS IN THE COUNTRY, ON “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, APRIL 4
  “Snow Angels” – Sherlock and Joan try to prevent a robbery from one of the largest cash vaults in the country during the middle of a Nor’easter. Meanwhile, Sherlock tries to help a transgender woman who is recovering from her latest break-up, on ELEMENTARY, on Thursday, April 4 (10:01 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Jason Tracey
  DIRECTED BY: Andrew Bernstein
   

• CBS WHEN JAKE CHEATS ON HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH HER 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, ALAN AND WALDEN GET CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, APRIL 4
  Jamie Pressley Returns As Jake’s Girlfriend, Tammy
  Emily Osment Guest Stars as Tammy’s Daughter, Ashley
  Scott Bakula Guest Stars as Ashley’s Ex-Boyfriend, Jerry
  “Bazinga! That’s From A TV Show” – When Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 4 (8:31 – 9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jamie Pressley returns as Jake’s girlfriend, Tammy; Emily Osment guest stars as Tammy’s daughter, Ashley and Scott Bakula guest stars as Ashley’s ex-boyfriend, Jerry.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Matt Ross and Max Searle
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS LEONARD, SHELDON AND RAJ BATTLE FOR TENURE AT THE UNIVERSITY, ON "THE BIG BANG THEORY" THURSDAY, APRIL 4
  Regina King Returns as Mrs. Davis
  “The Tenure Turbulence" – Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University, and the competition heats up when the girls get involved, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 4 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Steven Molaro, Eric Kaplan and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre, Steve Holland and Jim Reynolds
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS WHEN THE NUMBER OF A TECH EXECUTIVE COMES UP, THE POI TEAM HAS TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT SHE INTENDS TO SABOTAGE HER OWN COMPANY FROM WITHIN, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, APRIL 4
  “Trojan Horse” – When the number of a leading tech executive comes up, Finch infiltrates her corporation to gather intel but can't determine whether she is working in her company's best interest or planning to destroy it from the inside. Meanwhile, Carter continues to question Detective Beecher’s integrity after he provides incriminating information about a fellow detective, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, April 4 (9:01 – 10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Dan Dietz and Erik Mountain
  DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Hunt
   

• CBS SHERIFF LAMB AND FBI AGENT BYRNE BUTT HEADS WHEN BYRNE PREVENTS LAMB FROM PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST A PIMP IN ORDER TO GET INFO ON SAVINO INSTEAD, ON “VEGAS,” ON A NEW DAY AND TIME, FRIDAY, APRIL 5
  “Little Fish” – Sheriff Lamb and FBI Agent Byrne butt heads when Byrne prevents Lamb from pressing charges against a pimp in order to get info on Savino instead. Also, Dixon falls hard for Hollywood starlet Viola (guest star Anna Camp), and Tommy and Dixon discover that Yvonne has a chance at becoming a professional singer, on VEGAS, on a new day and time, Friday, April 5 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Seth Hoffman
  DIRECTED BY: Paul McCrane
   

• CBS DANNY INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A WOMAN WHO KEPT A SECRET FROM HER FAMILY ABOUT AN INTERFAITH RELATIONSHIP, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, APRIL 5
  "Loss of Faith" — When a devoutly religious young woman is found murdered in a cemetery, Danny questions her family who is shocked to learn that she had a secret relationship, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, April 5 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Seth Pearlman
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 1, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, APRIL 1 THE CARRIE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “A First Time for Everything” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  LOSING CONTROL — When Carrie (AnnaSophia Robb) inadvertently complicates things with Sebastian (Austin Butler), she tries to fix it by taking him to Madonna’s “The Virgin Tour” launch party – but in her quest for the perfect night, only makes things worse. Despite Mouse’s (Ellen Wong) best efforts to avoid West (guest star RJ Brown), she can’t seem to deny the romantic sparks flying between them. Dorrit (Stefania Owen) turns to Donna LaDonna (Chloe Bridges) for advice about her budding love life. Meanwhile, Tom (Matt Letscher) has an awkward encounter when he spends the night somewhere new. Freema Agyeman also stars. Patrick Norris directed the episode written by Henry Alonso Myers (#112.)
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 ARROW — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Unfinished Business” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  GUEST STAR SETH GABLE (“FRINGE”) RETURNS AS THE COUNT — When a young woman meets a violent death after partying at Verdant, Detective Lance (Paul Blackthorne) and his new partner, Detective Hilton (guest star Roger Cross) inform Oliver (Stephen Amell) and Tommy (Colin Donnell) that she was on the drug Vertigo. Oliver immediately pays a visit to the mental institution where The Count (guest star Gabel) is locked up, but finds he is in no condition to deal drugs. However, when The Count escapes and Starling City is flooded with even more Vertigo-related violence, Oliver and Diggle (David Ramsey) make it their mission to track him down. After Detective Lance uncovers incriminating evidence against him, Tommy goes to great lengths to clear his name, and the fallout from his actions leads Tommy down a new, unexpected path. In a flashback to the island, Oliver recalls the lessons he learned from Slade (guest star Manu Bennett) and Shado (guest star Celina Jade). Katie Cassidy and Emily Bett Rickards also star. Michael Offer directed the episode written by Bryan Q. Miller & Lindsey Allen (#119).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 SUPERNATURAL — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Taxi Driver” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SAM AND DEAN FACE THE SECOND TRIAL — Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) respond to a call from Kevin (guest star Osric Chau), who is terrified after hearing Crowley’s (guest star Mark Sheppard) voice in his head. After hearing Kevin’s news, Sam and Dean team up with reaper named Ajay (guest star Assaf Cohen), who helps them deal with the second trial from the Tablet. Meanwhile, Dean receives a visit from Naomi (guest star Amanda Tapping) and realizes he must find Benny (guest star Ty Olsson) and ask for a huge favor. Guy Bee directed the episode written by Eugenie Ross-Leming & Brad Buckner (#819).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 5 NIKITA — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Tipping Point” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  A VIOLENT MUTINY ROCKS DIVISION — Nikita (Maggie Q) and Michael (Shane West) learn of a new prosthetic hand that could have Michael back to his old self, but it comes at a steep price. Meanwhile, Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) and Sean (Dillon Casey) are tasked with investigating who, inside Division, is behind a mutiny that ends in bloodshed. Aaron Stanford and Noah Bean also star. Dwight Little directed the episode written by Oliver Grigsby (#316). Preview Clip
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 5 CULT — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Suffer the Children” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  BRIGID BRANNAGH (“ARMY WIVES”) GUEST STARS IN THE EPISODE — E.J. (guest star Stacy Farber, “Degrassi: The Next Generation”) slips Jeff (Matt Davis) a copy of Sakelik’s (guest star Aisha Hinds, “Weeds”) police personnel file which reveals that Sakelik was taken into custody by Child Protective Services 25 years ago after being found with other abandoned children at a house in Arrowhead. Jeff and Skye (Jessica Lucas) locate the house and question the owner, Annabelle (guest star Brigid Brannagh “Army Wives. Sakelik tracks Jeff and Skye to the house and they barely escape with their lives. Stuart (guest star Jeffrey Pierce, “Alcatraz”) continues to befriend Roger (Robert Knepper). Meanwhile, on the television show, Kelly (Alona Tal) finds a lock of Meadow’s hair in the trunk of Billy’s (Robert Knepper) car (Valiant). Nathan Hope directed the episode written by Megan Martin (#107). Preview
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 1
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A TV PRODUCER ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a TV producer. Meanwhile, Brennan has trouble accepting the fact that Christine might be an “average” child, when her daughter gets accused of biting another classmate. Then, Hodgins uses all of his tools at the Jeffersonian to chemically recreate Finn’s (guest star Luke Kleintank) special hot sauce in the all-new “The Maiden in the Mushrooms” episode of BONES airing Monday, April 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-817) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Luke Kleintank as Finn Abernathy; Kim Hidalgo as Grace; Jeff Howard as Timothy; Danielle Harris as Rebecca Pearce; Allison Scagliotti as Jill Ryan; Gina Hecht as Judge Trudy; Jason Gerhardt as Bailiff Griff; David Petruzzi as Gordie; Duncan Bravo as Sanjay Patel; Rose Colasanti as Litigant; Yelyna De Leon as Pabla Sepulveda; Alfred Adderly as Lars Nicholas; Susan Feniger as Susan Feniger.
   

• FOX MONDAY, APRIL 1
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  HARDY AND PARKER DISCOVER A PLACE WITH A DARK AND TWISTED SECRET ON AN ALL-NEW “THE FOLLOWING” MONDAY, APRIL 1, ON FOX
  After losing Claire to Joe’s followers, Ryan and Parker attempt to recover while the FBI tracks down an undercover location that may have dark ties to Joe’s following. Meanwhile, Claire adjusts to life at the follower’s mansion and has an unexpected reunion, while Emma and Jacob continue to deal with Emma’s betrayal in the all-new “Whips and Regret” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Monday, April 1 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-111) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Warren Kole as Roderick; Christopher Denham as Vince; Jennifer Ferrin as Molly; Afton Williamson as Kate; John Lafayette as Marshall Turner; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 2
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  NICK AND SCHMIDT FIGHT OVER A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 2, ON FOX
  Brooklyn Decker (“Just Go With It,” “Battleship”) and Brenda Song (“Scandal”) Guest-Star
  An All-New NEW GIRL Airs This Thursday, April 4 at 9 PM ET/PT!
  Nick and Schmidt go out on a “bro’s night,” but quickly become infatuated with – and highly competitive over – a beautiful woman (guest star Decker) attracted to sadness. Meanwhile, Winston falls for a girl with absolutely no interest in him, which only makes him more attracted to her. Then, Jess’ decision to have a night alone in the loft doesn’t go as planned, which leads to another round of the drinking game “True American,” and a surprising development in her relationship with one of the loft mates in the “Cooler” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 2 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-215) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: David Walton as Sam; Brooklyn Decker as Holly; Brenda Song as Daisy
   

• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 2
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MINDY MEETS A MALE PROSTITUTE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, APRIL 2, ON FOX
  An All-New THE MINDY PROJECT Airs This Thursday, April 4 at 9:30 PM ET/PT!
  When Mindy decides to have a night out by herself in the city, she hits it off with a stunningly handsome man (guest star Josh Meyers) who turns out to be a prostitute. Horrified, Mindy tries to avoid him until she realizes she needs a date for Danny and Alex’s dinner party, so she gives him a makeover a la “Pretty Woman” in the all-new “Pretty Man” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, April 2 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-119) (TV-14 D, L, S)
  Guest Cast: Mary Grill as Maggie; Kelen Coleman as Alex; Mort Burke as Parker; and Josh Meyers as Adam.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 4
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS AND NICK GO ON A FIRST DATE ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” AIRING ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, THURSDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX
  Special Guest Appearance by Dermot Mulroney (“The Grey”)
  Jess and Nick, who are caught between friendship and something more, try to break out of relationship-limbo by going on a “first” date. Once Schmidt and Winston realize a full-on Jess/Nick romance might be happening, they swoop in to try to sabotage the date in the all-new “First Date” episode of NEW GIRL airing Thursday, April 4 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-222) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Dermot Mulroney as Russell; Steve Agee as Outside Dave.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 4
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MINDY HAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” AIRING ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, THURSDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX
  Anders Holm (“Workaholics”) Guest-Stars and Musical Artist Moby Makes Guest Cameo
  When Mindy goes on a date with a cute minister named Casey (guest star Holm), she feels compelled to attend his church to show him that she is a good person. But when Casey admits to Mindy that he thinks she’s a selfish person, she decides to go on the practice’s volunteer trip to a women’s prison to prove him wrong in the all-new “My Cool Christian Boyfriend” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Thursday, April 4 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-120) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Cast: Mindy Kaling as Mindy; Chris Messina as Danny; Zoe Jarman as Betsy; Ed Weeks as Jeremy; Ike Barinholtz as Morgan; and Beth Grant as Beverly.
  Guest Cast: Utkarsh Ambudkar as Rishi, Anders Holm as Casey, Moby as Himself; Audrey Wasilewski as Lizzy.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 5
  --“TOUCH” -- (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JAKE NAVIGATES A DEADLY COLLISION COURSE ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” FRIDAY, APRIL 5, ON FOX
  Frances Fisher (“Titanic”) and Mykelti Williamson (“24”) Guest-Star
  As Jake uses a cipher to locate Amelia, Martin tracks a bloody path to Guillermo, who is stalking Dr. Nell Plimpton (guest star Samantha Whittaker), someone we’ve seen before and one of the righteous “36.” Meanwhile, Calvin Norburg meets with Nicole Farington (guest star Fisher), the uber-competent CEO of Aster Corps, who introduces him to the first quantum computer in an attempt to woo him back to the company. When different roads lead to the same location, lives are lost as shocking events unfold in the all-new “Two of a Kind” episode of TOUCH airing Friday, April 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-210) (TV-14 V)
  Guest Cast: Greg Ellis as Trevor Wilcox; Bodhi Elfman as Avram; Frances Fisher as Nicole Farington; Mykelti Williamson as Det. Lange; Samantha Whittaker as Nell Plimpton; David de Lautour as Simon Plimpton; Ravil Isyanov as Motel Manager
   

• FX’s original drama series, THE AMERICANS airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.  Episode 9 – Next On: “Safe House” Philip and Elizabeth are put to the test when a routinemission goes horribly wrong. Stan and the FBI are pushed to their limit when one of their own goes missing.
   

• FX’s critically acclaimed drama series, JUSTIFIED, airs Tuesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX. Next On: "Ghosts” Raylan has a last, lethal showdown with the Detroit mob, while Boyd and Ava try to keep an incriminating secret dead and buried.
   

• FX TUNE-IN: Jon Hamm, Eugene Mirman & Kristen Schaal on ARCHER, April 4 & 11
  Join us for the two-part season four finale of Archer, “Sea Tunt,” which kicks off tonight, April 4 at 10 PM ET/PT and concludes on Thursday, April 11. These episodes showcase the vocal talents of special guest stars Jon Hamm (Mad Men) as well as Eugene Mirman and Kristen Schaal (Bob’s Burgers). Episode 12 – “Sea Tunt: Part I” (Airs April 4, 10:00 pm e/p) – Cheryl's brother Cecil Tunt
  (Eugene Mirman) and his girlfriend Tiffy (Kristen Schaal) drive her crazier than usual as they
  travel into the Bermuda Triangle. Where mysteries abound! Written by Adam Reed. Photos
   

• HBO Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 1"Valar Dohaeris" Sunday 9:00pm
  In the Season 3 premiere, Jon meets Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall, as the rest of the Night's Watch survivors move south. Meanwhile, in King's Landing, Tyrion wants his reward, Cersei hosts a royal dinner and Littlefinger makes Sansa an offer she may not be able to refuse; and across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys travels to Slaver's Bay in search of a ship and new alliances. Original Air Date: Mar 31, 2013
  Guest Cast Ciarán Hinds: Mance Rayder Michael McElhatton: Roose Bolton Oona Chaplin: Talisa Anton Lesser: Qyburn Ben Crompton: Dolorous Edd Ian Beattie: Meryn Trant Ian McElhinney: Barristan Selmy Ian Whyte Dan Hildebrand: Kraznys Lucian Msamati: Salladhor Saan
   

• HISTORY The Bible "Passion" New Sun, Mar 31 8:00 PM
  Conclusion. Peter denies Jesus; Judas hangs himself; and Jesus is crucified.
   

• HISTORY Vikings Next episode: Raid New Sun, Mar 31 10:00 PM
  A prophet predicts the earl's future; Ragnar's home and farm are destroyed.
   

• Lifetime Army Wives Season 7, Episode 4 "Hearth and Home" Sunday 9:00pm
  Joan adjusts to life at home after being pulled from combat; Gloria receives her divorce papers; Denise cares for Latasha's son when he is rushed to the emergency room; Maggie and Eddie's blended family bump heads; the soldiers in Afghanistan are moved to a remote and dangerous outpost.
   

• Lifetime The Client List Next episode: My Main Trial Is Yet to Come New Sun, Mar 31 10:00 PM
  Selena doesn't trust Riley's newest hire, who worked at a strip club; Derek keeps a secret that could jeopardize the Rub of Sugarland; Riley receives an unusual request from a pro football player who is a client and likes to test boundaries.
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday March 31, 2013 - Saturday April 6, 2013
  "REVOLUTION" "GHOSTS"
  04/01/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : HEROISM, HEAVY HEARTS AND HEAVY WEAPONRY DRIVE THE REBELS ONWARD - A final act of heroism by one of their own saves the lives of the Charlie and the gang, but the loss devastates everyone and they must carry on with heavy hearts but increased resolve. Miles (Billy Burke) sets out on a mission with Nora (Daniella Alonso) to recruit his former Militia comrade, Jim Hudson (Malik Yoba) and enlist his savage killing skills. Meanwhile, Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) looks for a power source and a way back into the heart of her daughter Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos). Rachel also attempts to elude the grip of Randall Flynn (Colm Feore), her ruthless former boss and ally of Monroe (David Lyons).
  Also starring Zak Orth and Leland Orser
   

• NBC "THE NEW NORMAL" "FINDING NAME-O"
  04/02/2013 (09:01PM - 09:31PM) (Tuesday) : NAME THAT NEWBORN – Bryan (Andrew Rannells) and David (Justin Bartha) are facing the hardest decision of their relationship, what to name their baby. The conflict prompts Goldie (Georgia King) to reveal the origin of Shania’s (Bebe Wood) name leading to brief identity crises for both of them. Later, While breezing through their wedding planning, David suggests that Bryan invite his mother Colleen (guest star Mary Kay Place), but her added opinion leads to more conflict and an unusual resolution. Meanwhile, Clay (Jayson Blair) decides it’s time to let Goldie know how he feels, after receiving some unsolicited advice from Brice (guest star John Stamos). NeNe Leaks also stars.
   

• NBC "THE NEW NORMAL" "THE BIG DAY"
  04/02/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Tuesday) : HERE COMES THE GUY – SEASON FINALE -- The wedding is finally here and despite all of the challenges that pop up throughout the day, Bryan (Andrew Rannells) and David (Justin Bartha) are dead set on getting married before the arrival of their baby, but their son has other plans.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE PARENTS"
  04/02/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : After Leigh Conroy (guest star Bernadette Peters) joins the cast of "Bombshell," Tom (Christian Borle) finds himself struggling to diffuse the years of tension between her and Ivy (Megan Hilty). Jimmy (Jeremy Jordan) and Karen’s (Katharine McPhee) connection is threatened by both Ana’s (Krysta Rodriguez) newfound success and an unexpected visitor. Derek (Jack Davenport) learns more about Jimmy’s past just as the public sees their first piece of "Hit List." Debra Messing, Anjelica Huston, Leslie Odom, Jr. and Andy Mientus also star. Jesse L. Martin and Bernadette Peters guest star.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "BORN PSYCHOPATH"
  04/03/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : A MOTHER (GUEST STAR HOPE DAVIS) IS FORCED TO CONFRONT THE DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT HER SON (GUEST STAR ETHAN CUTKOSKY) AS HIS VIOLENT TENDENCIES GROW OUT OF CONTROL.
  When a school nurse notices several injuries on a young girl, the SVU detectives are called in to investigate. A closer look at her family reveals a mother (guest star Davis) struggling to manage the violent outbursts of her nine year old son (guest star Cutkosky.) As the SVU squad and the visiting Dr. Huang (BD Wong) debate an appropriate course of treatment, the situation rapidly explodes into a dangerous standoff. Meanwhile, Detective Amaro (Danny Pino) tries to establish a relationship with his newly discovered son. Also starring Mariska Hargitay (Detective Olivia Benson), Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.)
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "AMBITION"
  04/03/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : MILLS’ DRIVE TO JOIN SQUAD CREATES FRICTION WITHIN THE FIREHOUSE—Mills (Charlie Barnett) finds himself the target of resentment from some colleagues when Severide (Taylor Kinney) supports his desire to join Squad. Tara (guest star Brooke Nevin), a paramedic candidate, joins Dawson (Monica Raymund) and Shay (Lauren German) on the job for a few shifts. Meanwhile, Shay comes to the aid of Cindy Herrmann (guest star Robyn Coffin), who suffers from pregnancy complications while her husband Christopher (David Eigenberg) is out of town. Elsewhere, Dawson and Casey (Jesse Spencer) draw closer as the grand opening of Molly’s draws near, and Casey receives a surprise visit. Eamonn Walker also guest stars.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "HERSTORY OF DANCE"
  04/04/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : DEAN PELTON PLANS A SADIE HAWKINS DANCE AND BRITTA PLANS A COMPETING SOPHIE B. HAWKINS DANCE – When Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) plans a "Sadie Hawkins" dance at Greendale, Britta (Gillian Jacobs) plans a competing "Sophie B. Hawkins" dance in protest – but the joke is on Britta – who has confused Sophie B. Hawkins with Susan B. Anthony. Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi, Donald Glover and Ken Jeong also star.  Community March Madness There's only one way to experience the madness of Community - LIVE! 
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" 04/04/2013 8:30 PM
  PARTRIDGE (TV-PG) BEN TRAVELS BACK TO HIS HOMETOWN TO MAKE AMENDS—Leslie (Amy Poehler) and Ben (Adam Scott) travel back to his hometown of Partridge, MN to accept the key to the city. Ron (Nick Offerman) gets served a lawsuit from councilman Jamm (guest star Jon Glaser), while Ann (Rashida Jones) and Chris (Rob Lowe) take a compatible parenting quiz. Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Aubrey Plaza, Jim O’Heir and Retta also star.
  Jamm's Lawsuit Jamm's determined to get payback on Ron - and be extremely annoying while he's doing it. 
  Compatability Test Ann and Chris take an online test to discover if they're compatible parents.
  Ben's Hometown Ben returns to his hometown, where he was the infamous 18-year-old mayor.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "PROMOS"
  04/04/2013 (09:00PM - 09:31PM) (Thursday) : EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE IS EXCITED ABOUT PROMOS RUNNING FOR THE DOCUMENTARY—PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES RYAN HOWARD GUEST STARS-- Everyone in the office is excited when promos start running on TV for the documentary. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) makes Angela (Angela Kinsey) jealous when he starts dating a brussel sprout farmer. Meanwhile Jim (John Krasinski) has a big meeting with Major League baseball player, Ryan Howard (guest star Ryan Howard). Jenna Fischer, Ed Helms, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson, Ellie Kemper, Catherine Tate, Clark Duke and Jake Lacy also star.
   

• NBC "GO ON" "FAST BREAKUP"
  04/04/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Thursday) : RYAN’S JEALOUSY OF THE K-BALL MASCOT HELPS HIM COUNSEL LAUREN’S CONFUSED LOVE LIFE – Ryan (Matthew Perry) finds a new rival in the K-Ball Mascot. Also, Ryan is unsure how to handle a flirty, drunk-dial call from his secretary Carrie(Allison Miller). In a strange role reversal, Ryan becomes counselor to Lauren (Laure Benanti) in her confused love life while the group prepares a bachelorette party that will never be.
  Also starring Brett Gelman, Suzy Nakamura, Julie White, Sarah Baker, Tonita Castro, John Cho and Hayes Macarthur.
  Tales of Parties Past Steven, Ryan and Carrie share humiliating party stories on the next Go On, Tuesdays at 9/8c on NBC. 
  A Reasonable Compromise Ryan and Lauren strike a deal to solve one another's problems. 
   

• NBC "HANNIBAL" "APÉRITIF "
  04/04/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : SERIES PREMIERE – A STRING OF BRUTAL MURDERS BRINGS WILL GRAHAM BACK TO THE FBI AND BEGINS HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH DR. HANNIBAL LECTER – When the FBI takes on a case of disappearing college girls, Jack Crawford (Laurence Fishburne) recruits Will Graham (Hugh Dancy), a gifted criminal profiler with a unique view into the psyche of serial killers, to consult. Jack also seeks the help of Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen), a brilliant psychiatrist, who, unbeknownst to him, is not only one of the most successful serial killers of all time, but also a cannibal. After a copycat strikes, Will and Hannibal join forces to track down the culprit. Caroline Dhavernas and Hettienne Park also star.
  Forensic Foresight Will's gift is a colorful curse.
  Dangerous Ground Jack needs Dr. Lecter to back off on head shrinking Will Graham. 
  Which Direction? Jack tries to keep Will Graham focused on a killer.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "ONE ANGRY FUCHSBAU"
  04/05/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Friday) : ROSALEE IS CALLED TO JURY DUTY AND TAKES ON A LAWYER WITH UNUSUAL POWERS OF PERSUASION -- While on jury duty, Rosalee (Bree Turner) tasks Nick (David Giuntoli), Hank (Russell Hornsby) and Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) to help stop a defense attorney from using his particular "Wesen wiles" to overturn what should be an open-and-shut murder case. Back at the precinct, Captain Renard (Sasha Roiz) brings Nick and Hank in on his own recent dealings with the Verrat, to keep them on their toes. Meanwhile, a return to the trailer brings a flurry of memories of Nick rushing back to Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch). Reggie Lee and Claire Coffee also star.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE SURPRISE PARTY"
  04/06/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : With guest star Liza Minnelli in tow, Tom (Christian Borle) plans a surprise for Ivy (Megan Hilty) in an attempt to find a balance between their work life and their friendship. Relations between Karen (Katharine McPhee), Jimmy (Jeremy Jordan), and Derek (Jack Davenport) explode just as "Hit List’s" rehearsal process nears its close. While Richard (guest star Jamey Sheridan) asks Eileen (Anjelica Huston) to spend less time at work and more time with him, Julia (Debra Messing) finds herself also pulled away from "Bombshell" by an unlikely source. Leslie Odom, Jr., Krysta Rodriguez and Andy Mientus also star. Liza Minnelli, Jamey Sheridan and Jesse L. Martin guest star.
   

• PBS Episode 1 New! Sun, Mar 31 8:00 PM
  Season 2 opens with Jenny Lee's birthday. The next day she takes on a new patient who's involved in an abusive relationship. In other events, Trixie and Sister Evangelina board a Swedish cargo ship to care for the captain's daughter, who's about to have her first baby.
  BBC AND PBS TO BRING SECOND SEASON OF CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA "CALL THE MIDWIFE" TO THE U.S.
  - Debut Series From Neal Street Productions Draws Strong U.S. Audience in First Season; Cements PBS as Destination for Drama on Sunday Nights -
  - New Season to Premiere on Sunday, March 31st at 8:00 p.m. -
  Trixie (Helen George), Cynthia (Bryony Hannah), Jenny (Jessica Raine), Chummy (Miranda Hart)
  Credit: Laurence Cendrowicz/(c) Neal Street Productions 2011
  BBC Worldwide America Sales & Distribution and PBS announced today they have signed a deal that brings a second season of the critically-acclaimed British drama CALL THE MIDWIFE http://www.pbs.org/midwife  to PBS, with new episodes to start airing on March 31, 2013, at 8:00 p.m. ET.
  The six episodes of CALL THE MIDWIFE season one drew an average household audience rating of 2.1, translating into 3.0 million viewers - 50 percent above PBS' primetime average for the 2011-12 season.
  The new season will lead into MASTERPIECE's highly anticipated "Mr. Selfridge," solidifying Sunday nights as a destination for quality drama on PBS. http://www.pbs.org/masterpiece
   

• PBS Masterpiece Next episode: Mr. Selfridge New Sun, Mar 31 9:00 PM
  The story of flamboyant Harry Gordon Selfridge (Jeremy Piven), the American founder of the lavish London department store Selfridges & Co., opens with his plans to launch the store waylaid when his business partner pulls out of the project.
   

• Showtime Shameless Season 3, Episode 11 "Order Room Service" Sunday 9:00pm
  Fiona takes the kids camping, while homeless Frank tries to get Carl to sneak him into the Gallagher van for the night.
   

• Showtime House of Lies Next episode: Hostile Takeover New Sun, Mar 31 10:00
  A mercurial Las Vegas casino czar ups the ante on a business deal with a frustrated Marty; and Clyde's club-owner friends look to him to expand their brand beyond Vegas. Meanwhile, Marty picks up some inside dirt on Tamara.
   

• Showtime Californication Next episode: The Abby New Sun, Mar 31 10:30 PM
  Atticus goes missing and Hank and Faith team up to track him down, but only Becca is privy to his whereabouts. Meanwhile, a session with Ophelia leaves Marcy in a knotty situation; Charlie receives an odd message from his ex; and Karen has an epiphany about her daughter.
   

• Syfy Being Human - Airs Mondays at 9/8c.
  Always a Bridesmaid, Never Alive - Sneak Peek
  Will Josh and Nora say "I Do?" Josh, Aidan and Sally battle Donna. Kenny wakes up -- but things don't go as expected. Guest stars Amy Aquino and Xander Berkley join a new episode of Being Human, this Monday at 9/8c.
  Bite Me - Clip
  Sally eats Aidan.
  Sweet Dreams - Clip Sally has a flesh-eating nightmare with Max in it. Love Bites.  
  Season Three, Episode 11 - Bloopers
  Take a look at all the hilarious bloopers from Episode 11.  
   

• Syfy Lost Girl-Airs Mondays at 10:30/9:30c.
  Adventures in Fae-bysitting - Sneak Peek Bo and Kenzi go undercover for a suburban shakedown.  
  The Breakup - Clip Lauren has been through too much to keep up with Bo, and does what needs to be done for her own happiness.  
  Teens in Trouble - Clip In the middle of a clandestine date, a young man is murdered by a hideous Fae.  
   

• TBS COUGAR TOWN New Episode: "The Criminal Kind" - Tuesday, April 2, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT) - Rating TV-14-DL
  Inspired by The Breakfast Club, the Cul-De-Sac Crew offers insight into their innermost thoughts through voice-overs. Grayson is crushed after discovering some harsh reviews on Yelp. And Jules goes to extremes to prove she's not a goody-two-shoes, ultimately landing herself in grocery store jail.
  Directed by Randall Winston Written by Sean Lavery
  Co-Created by Bill Lawrence & Kevin Biegel
   

• TBS Men at Work
  SEASON PREMIERE: Missed Connections - TV-14-DL - Thursday, April 4, at 10/9c
  Tyler comes up with an ingenious plan to "create" the perfect woman for Milo and help him find an offline love...online. Gibbs experiences a different side of Neal while driving to a family engagement and tries to unleash the beast.
  Directed by: David Trainer Written by: Breckin Meyer Created by: Breckin Meyer
  Interview with Danny Masterson (Milo)!
   

• TNT Dallas "Let Me In" - TV-14-DL - Monday, April 1, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  A conspiracy emerges intent on keeping Christopher to blame for recent events and to cripple Ewing Energies. The Ewings' investigation into this conspiracy brings revelations in line with J.R.'s masterpiece and introduces a new adversary into the mix. John Ross and Pamela bond as he helps her comes to terms with a personal issue just as Christopher and Elena's relationship takes a turn. Meanwhile, Ryland makes a move against Drew to protect Emma.
  Directed by Millicent Shelton Written by Aaron Allen
   

• TNT Monday Mornings "Wheels Within Wheels" - TV-14-DL - Monday, April 1, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Ty and Hooten believe Supreme Court hopeful Judge Beverly Nathenson's (guest star Merecedes Ruehl) facial pain is the result of a brain tumor; upon operating, the surgeons discover a diagnosis much more shocking. Michelle struggles under pressure when a difficult E.R. case proves to be more than she can handle. And Sung and Tina disagree over the course of treatment for an obsessive writer suffering from a rare form of epilepsy.
  Directed by Mike Listo Written by Amanda Johns & David E. Kelley & Karen Struck
  Created by David E. Kelley Based on the novel by Sanjay Gupta M.D.
   

• TNT Southland "The Felix Paradox" - TV-MA-LV - Wednesday, April 3, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  The funeral of a major drug dealer brings gangsters of all kinds out of the woodwork, there is chaos in the streets but as our cops learn sometimes the greatest threats come from within (Shaquille O'Neal guest stars). Lydia and Ruben investigate the drug related murder of Sgt. Hill's son; they discover police corruption in the process and clash over how to handle it. Ben suspects that Sammy did not destroy the tape in episode 7 and decides to take matters into his own hands with tragic consequences. John sinks farther into his loneliness.
  Directed by Stephen Cragg Written By Aaron Thomas Created by Anne Biderman
   

• THIS WEEK ON USA... A CIRCUS TRIP TURNS DEADLY ON "PSYCH"
  "WWE RAW" HEATS UP AS IT LEADS INTO WRESTLEMANIA
  Spring into action with a new, thrilling episode of PSYCH and an adrenaline-filled WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
  WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 PSYCH - "Cirque Du Soul" - 10/9c
  After Gus (Dulé Hill) is tasked with taking care of his girlfriend's (guest star Parminder Nagra) son Maximus for the day, he jeopardizes their relationship when an innocent trip to the circus turns deadly. Guest stars: Katy Mixon, Kristy Swanson, Parminder Nagra, Kurt Fuller
  Social TV: Enjoy PSYCH's delicious second screen content on USA Sync during the episode. Visit sync.usanetwork.com .

NON-FICTION

• ABC Next week on ABC's Dancing with the Stars (4/1 & 2)
  YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO PROM NIGHT ON ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS," MONDAY, APRIL 1
  Demi Lovato and Huey Lewis & the News Perform on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show," Tuesday, April 2
  "Episode 1603 & 1603A" - Dust off your tux and put on your dancing shoes because "Dancing with the Stars" is taking you to the prom, MONDAY, APRIL 1 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET). The competition continues as the 11 remaining couples cut a rug by performing everything from a Viennese Waltz to the Paso Doble. Adding to the excitement, viewers will crown their celebrity "Prom King" and "Prom Queen" by voting on Twitter. The winning couple will receive bonus judges' points and be revealed on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show."
  On TUESDAY, APRIL 2 one couple will be eliminated on "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). The show will feature musical performances from singer-songwriter Demi Lovato and American pop rock band Huey Lewis & the News. Lovato's new single, "Heart Attack," off her upcoming untitled fourth album, has achieved Gold status in the U.S. and debuted at #1 on the iTunes chart in 18 countries. Huey and the boys, who had a string of hits in the 1980s, will perform their single, "The Heart of Rock & Roll," accompanied by the "Dancing with the Stars" troupe. And "Macy's Stars of Dance" is back for its first installment of the season. Choreographed by Nick Florez and RJ Durell, the performance will feature spectacular mind-blowing stunts and eight of the hottest dancers working in the industry. Also on the results show, the male Pro and Troupe dancers perform a special routine.
   
• ABC SPLASH: 103 (4/2)
  THE REMAINING EIGHT CELEBRITIES ARE PAIRED UP FOR PARTNER DIVES, ON ABC'S "SPLASH"
  "Episode 103" - They have learned how to dive alone, but can they dive together? The eight remaining celebrities will be paired up with one of their competitors to compete in a partner dive where they'll take the plunge together. After training together all week, the bottom scoring duo will go head to head against each other in a dive-off to determine who will be the third contestant sent home, on "Splash," TUESDAY, APRIL 2 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  "Splash" marks the first time ten celebrities will train and compete in regulation platform and springboard diving at dizzying heights in front of a weekly poolside audience. After training with professional divers and being mentored by the world's most decorated and medaled diving legend, Greg Louganis, their dives will be critiqued by two judges, London Olympic U.S. Gold medalist David Boudia and Australian Olympic athlete and USA Dive Team director Steve Foley.
   
• ABC ON ABC’S WIFES SWAP (4/4)
  A SELF-PROCLAIMED "MODERN REDNECK" TRADES LIVES WITH A PAGEANT MOM, ON ABC'S "WIFE SWAP"
  "Cochran/Curry" - Self-proclaimed "modern redneck" Heidi Cochran trades lives with pageant mom Marianne Curry on "Wife Swap," THURSDAY, APRIL 4 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  In "Wife Swap," two mothers of families, each with opposing values, trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a two week-long challenge: In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life, do house work, unwind and more. Everything changes in the second week when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own set of rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the second week, the two couples meet for the first time in a raw and highly-charged exchange of views, making frank assessments of one another and discussing the experience.
  Heidi Cochran lives in Vancouver, Washington with her husband, Scott, and two children, Josiah (10) and Savannah (4). Heidi spends the majority of her days decked out in camouflage, duck hunting with her husband. She's not at all concerned with appearances and spends more time singing to her chickens than cleaning her home -- which includes a "bone yard" in the backyard and the ever-present "laundry volcano" in the living room.
  Marianne Curry, better known as Miss Marion Popcorn Festival 2011, lives in Columbus, Ohio with her doting husband, Craig, and their three children, Marin (7), Leo (6) and Layne (3). Marianne is a pageant mom who regularly practices pageant poses with her kids and dreams of competing on a national level. She and her husband shuttle their kids around to all kinds of after-school activities, including dance, soccer and gymnastics. Marianne believes appearances are very important, and won't even allow her sons to get haircuts because she thinks it makes them look unique.
   
• ABC SHARK TANK: 426 (4/5)
  A CATTLEMAN HOPES THE SHARKS WILL START A FEEDING FRENZY OVER HIS GOURMET MEAT BUSINESS, AND TWO GUYS COME UP WITH THE BRIGHT IDEA TO LINE A COOLER WITH LED LIGHTING, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 426" - A third-generation farmer and cattleman from Peoria, IL hopes the Sharks will start a feeding frenzy over his gourmet meat business. Two men from Las Vegas believe their cooler with interior LED lighting will help people find what they're looking for. A chemical engineer from New Orleans, LA hopes his full body spandex suit creation is the next social phenomenon; and a man from San Diego, CA asks the Sharks to drink once-dirty water made clean from his advanced filtered water bottle. In a follow up segment, Juliet Boydstun & Lucinda Lent give an update on The Coop, a play and party space for kids which Barbara Corcoran invested in during Season 4, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, APRIL 5 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC Friday April 5
  LOSING IT, ON TONIGHT’S 20/20 (4/5)
  "LOSING IT," ON ABC NEWS' "20/20," TONIGHT, FRIDAY, APRIL 5
  From Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice -- who was fired this week after video was released of him pushing and grabbing players, throwing basketballs at them and screaming obscenities and gay slurs -- to a successful doctor who keeps making headlines for alleged violence against women, "20/20" reports on people who are reportedly melting down, acting up and otherwise losing it. The hour also reports on celebrity meltdowns, road rage and unbelievable courtroom shenanigans. "Losing It" airs on "20/20," TONIGHT, FRIDAY, APRIL 5 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  "20/20" is anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and David Muir. David Sloan is executive producer.
   
• ABC "GENERAL HOSPITAL - THE REAL SOAP DISH," ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF "20/20" WITH KATIE COURIC
  Exclusive VIP Ticket to Port Charles, Saturday, April 6
  For 50 years, "General Hospital" has entertained and amazed its viewers with unforgettable romance, action and cutting-edge story lines. To celebrate the pop icon's Golden Anniversary, Katie Couric and "20/20" travel to the fictional town of Port Charles to experience first-hand the passion, intrigue and adventure that has made the daytime soap the longest running scripted drama currently on television. The hour-long special will feature interviews with fan favorites including Tony Geary, Genie Francis, Maurice Benard, Jack Wagner, Rick Springfield and numerous other cast members, as well as Executive Producer Frank Valentini. "20/20" goes behind the scenes and to offer a visitor's guide to Port Charles and its residents, and to show how love in the afternoon has changed dramatically.
  The special will also look at how "General Hospital" has been the launching pad for many actors, including Demi Moore, John Stamos, Kristin Davis and Richard Simmons, as well as for chart-topping music hits, and how it has led the way in dealing with cultural topics like HIV, teen sex, working moms, birth control and breast cancer.
  Anchored by Couric, "A SPECIAL EDITION OF 20/20 WITH KATIE COURIC: General Hospital - The Real Soap Dish" airs SATURDAY, APRIL 6 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   
• BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Next episode: The Social Edition New Sun, Mar 31 7:00 PM
  An episode featuring social-media content.
   
• CBS TEAMS ARE CAUGHT IN AN AFRICAN SPEED TRAP JEOPARDIZING THEIR FUTURE IN THE RACE, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  “Be Safe and Don’t Hit a Cow” – Teams are caught in an African speed trap jeopardizing their future on the Race, and for the first time, Racers put their skills to the test when asked to waterski with crocodiles, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, March 31 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   
• CBS ALL BETS ARE OFF WHEN BIKAL AND GOTA MERGE AND CASTAWAYS REUNITE TO PLOT A POTENTIAL BLINDSIDE IN THE NEW TRIBE, ON “SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3
  "Blindside Time" — All bets are off when Bikal and Gota merge, as castaways reunite to plot a potential blindside in the new tribe. Also, with individual immunity now on the line, castaways must stomach exotic foods of beetle larvae and brains during a classic “Survivor” food eating challenge, on SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES, Wednesday, April 3 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS THE CEO OF FATBURGER TAKES DRASTIC MEASURES TO HELP A TROUBLED FRANCHISE, ON AN UNDERCOVER MISSION, ON "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, APRIL 5
  “Fatburger” – Andy Wiederhorn, CEO of Fatburger, a “fast casual” restaurant famous for their made-to-order burgers, takes drastic measures when he learns that employees at one franchise location are facing payroll issues and working with broken equipment, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, April 5 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  UNDERCOVER BOSS is produced by Studio Lambert. Stephen Lambert, Eli Holzman and Chris Carlson are executive producers.
   
• CBS Saturday April 6th
  NCAA Men's Final Four 4/6/13 (HD)
   
• FOX TUESDAY, APRIL 2
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of HELL’S KITCHEN, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE CONTESTANTS PALATES ARE PUT TO THE TEST ON AN ALL-NEW “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, APRIL 2, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay puts the contestants to the ultimate taste test when he challenges the red and blue teams to taste and identify the type of protein used in five dishes. The team that completes the challenge in the least amount of time toasts to victory under the sun at a gorgeous beach house while the losing team spends the day grinding and milling grains to make bread from scratch. Later, the contestants get an early wake-up call to prepare a hearty breakfast for emergency medical workers. While some contestants rise to challenge, others scramble to complete the simplest dishes, and Chef Ramsay grills the losing team during an emotional elimination round in the all-new “16 Chefs Compete, Part 1” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, April 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1105) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE SINGING HOPEFULS PERFORM LIVE ONCE AGAIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3, ON FOX
  The remaining AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live in hopes of impressing both the judges and the nation. After the performances, it is up to America to vote for their favorite singers. Tune in to see who “wows” the judges and who falls flat in the all-new “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, April 3 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1235/6) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX THURSDAY, APRIL 4
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: GLEE is preempted tonight.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER FINALIST IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week when one of the finalists will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who does not make the cut after the nation’s vote is revealed live in the all-new “Results Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, April 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1235/6A) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FX’s UFC series, THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER, airs Tuesday nights at 9:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Go Dylan Go How does it feel to win an epic 3 round war? Ask Dylan Andrews.
  Losing Sucks Still, Luke Barnatt is growing as a fighter.
  Vicious The quarterfinals conclude with Samman vs. Quinlan & Hall vs. McDaniel.
  Behind the Kidney The King and his kidney return to the TUF castle.
  Who's Got Game? Which of the quarterfinalists has the TUF-ness to take one step closer to their dream?
  Like a What? Jon Jones wants his fighters to fight like something that's just... wow.
  How To Train Team Jones and Team Sonnen take you inside their camps. Watch The Ultimate Fighter Tuesdays at 9 ET/PT on FX with replays on FUEL TV.
   
• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" ""LIGHTNING STRIKES MR. HANG BRAIN""
  04/07/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ALL-STARS SHOW THEIR ARTISTIC SIDE TO CREATE AND SELL ORIGINAL ARTWORK.
  The celebrities are tasked with creating original, three-dimensional artwork. But winning the task comes down to fundraising, and one contestant struggles with bringing in enough money to keep the team safe in the Boardroom. Meanwhile, the other team’s Project Manager has to deal with a teammate who over-promises and under-delivers. Special guests include Chaz Dean and The Blue Man Group. Boardroom Advisors: Piers Morgan and Eric Trump.
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 3"
  04/01/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 4"
  04/02/2013 (08:00PM - 09:01PM) (Tuesday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC COMING UP ON "DATELINE"
  Dateline: Behind Closed Doors to Air Wednesdays at 8pm/7c Beginning April 3
  Wednesday, April 3 at 8pm/7c
  After a young husband and father of three disappears, social media and text messages help detectives expose a love triangle and a twisted plot. Hoda Kotb reports.
   
• NBC "FASHION STAR" "IT TAKES TWO"
  04/05/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : ‘FASHION STAR’ DESIGNERS ARE CHALLENGED TO WORK IN PAIRS THIS WEEK TO CREATE A SINGLE LOOK TOGETHER – Much to their surprise, the contestants are put into pairs to create two separate garments for one cohesive look. Despite their style and personality differences, they must work together to make an outfit that will impress the buyers. To up the stakes, the pair with the highest total sales will be given immunity. Tensions arise as the contestants feel the pressure of elimination and the pairs struggle to come to agreement. The buyers send the 5th designer home.
   
• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "040513"
  04/05/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) :
  COMING UP ON "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" - FRIDAY, APRIL 5 AT 10P/9C
  Reports from Brian Williams, Harry Smith and Kate Snow
  It was the greatest rock and roll record of all time. In 1969, John Lennon, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and Bob Dylan formed the ultimate super group and recorded a super-secret album together. But it never really happened – it was all a joke. Brian Williams reveals the true story behind The Masked Marauders; how a rock critic from Rolling Stone magazine fooled everyone.
  Prompted by a “Rock Center” investigative report from last August about three deaths at a Scientology-linked drug treatment center in Oklahoma, two former executives from Narconon have come forward claiming that they believe the Church of Scientology uses Narconon to recruit new members, an assertion both organizations deny. The former executives also say they want to expose what they call deceitful marketing techniques and under-qualified staff at Narconon, both of which Narconon denies. Harry Smith reports.
  A growing number of middle-aged adults are discovering that they’ve had a condition since they were children and just never recognized it. Doctors estimate that as many as 4% of adults are living with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD. Often, watching their own children struggle with ADHD is what inspires parents to seek help for themselves. Kate Snow explores the struggles of adult ADHD and the science that shows people with ADHD literally have different brains. Can ADHD be overcome? And how does treatment in adulthood change lives?
  
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 4"
  04/06/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC SNL: Melissa McCarthy & Phoenix, Peter Dinklage/Dennis Rodman Cameos
  Melissa McCarthy hosted SNL for the second time (did someone say "SECOND TIME?!") last night, and we have the highlights for you this morning. Look below for her magnificent monologue in heels with Taran Killam, and parodies of The Voice and Rutgers basketball special report.
  Plus, don't miss Dennis Rodman's cold open cameo and a Weekend Update visit from Drunk Uncle and his brother Peter Drunklage.
  Phoenix's performances of "Entertainment" and "Trying to be Cool/Drakkar Noir" are also below, and as always the full episode can be found on nbc.com/snl later this morning.
  C-SPAN North Korea Cold Open Melissa McCarthy in Heels Monologue Outside The Lines
  The Voice: Season 4 Bathroom Businessman Phoenix: Entertainment 
  Weekend Update: Bar Mitzvah Boy on Passover Charles Barkley Drunk Uncle on Taxes
  Favorites 4/6/13 Million Dollar Wheel Pizza Business
  Phoenix: Trying To Be Cool/Drakkar Noir (outro) The Art of The Encounter
   
• NBC 4/4: All New Thursday, Hannibal Premiere, Plus Jimmy and Jay talk Tonight Show
  Tonight, Hannibal would like to have you for dinner. LITERALLY. Prepare yourself and your readers for tonight's 10/9c premiere with the previews below and a Late Night visit from star Hugh Dancy.
  Also on last night, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno both chatted with their audience about The Tonight Show! Catch each host's monologues, plus visits from Rosario Dawson on The Tonight Show, as well as Sarah Silverman and musical guest Gordon Lightfoot on Late Night.
  And don't forget to get stoked up for tonight's new Parks and Rec, Community, The Office, and Go On! Check out the previews.
  4/5: Hannibal and Ready for Love!
  Last night's Hannibal premiere was just an appetizer - get ready for the meaty main course with a sneak peek at the season ahead in the previews below.
  Then, we're getting to know the eligible ladies and gents of Ready For Love. Prep for the April 9 premiere with a look at who's making the cut!
   
• TNT Boston's Finest "Family Matters" - TV-14-LV - Wednesday, April 3, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  It's been a little over a year since gang unit officer "D" Araujo found himself staring at the wrong end of a gun while chasing a suspect. The experience continues to stick with him, particularly as he teams up with the SWAT team to capture a suspect who's believed to be involved in a series of gun battles in Mattapan. Meanwhile, over on the fugitive unit, Greg Dankers works days tracking down criminals while his wife Nancy, also a cop, works nights. With twin boys at home, that doesn't leave many openings for date nights, but he hopes to find time to cook her dinner after work. And for patrol officer Jenn Penton, a lunch with her mom and troubled sister is a reminder of how much family matters.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, APRIL 1 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 8/7c
  With one week left until Wrestlemania, the Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C., and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.

RERUNS

• ABC "IT'S THE EASTER BEAGLE, CHARLIE BROWN" AND "CHARLIE BROWN ALL STARS" CELEBRATE SPRING IN A ONE-HOUR SPECIAL, SUNDAY, MARCH 31 ON ABC
  The classic, Emmy-nominated springtime special, "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown" (OAD 3/25/05), along with "Charlie Brown All Stars" (OAD: 4/7/09) - back on network television for the first time since 1982 - will air as a one-hour "PEANUTS" special, SUNDAY, MARCH 31 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown," a holiday is coming up for the "PEANUTS" pals, and that means there's a lot to do. Charlie, Sally, Lucy and Marcie get ready for the big day by making several unsuccessful attempts to prepare eggs for coloring -- by frying, waffle-ironing, toasting, roasting and finally making soup out of them -- while Linus insists no preparation is necessary. Not to worry, the Easter Beagle steps in to take care of everything!
  In "Charlie Brown All Stars," Charlie Brown's team walks out on him after losing their 999th game in a row, but hope arrives in the form of an offer for a team sponsor and an opportunity to be in a real league with real uniforms. Unfortunately he learns that his sandlot crew can't play in the real league because his players include a dog and several girls. Rather than breaking the news, he hopes that if they can win just one game, he'll be back in business and the team won't care about uniforms. For a while it looks as though Charlie's Brown's team might tie the score in the last of the ninth and go on to win. But when he tries to steal home, as Snoopy successfully did before him, he snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. To make things worse, he has to tell the gang that they aren't going to get uniforms after all. But when the gang learns why Charlie Brown couldn't get them their uniforms, they use Linus' blanket to make one for him, and he winds up the hero after all.
  The cast of "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown" includes Todd Barbee as Charlie Brown, Melanie Kohn as Lucy, Stephen Shea as Linus, Linda Ercoli as Peppermint Patty, Lynn Mortensen as Sally and James Ahrens as Marcie. The special was created and written by Charles M. Schulz, executive-produced by Lee Mendelson and directed by Phil Roman. The music was composed and performed by Vince Guaraldi.
  "Charlie Brown All Stars" stars Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown, Sally Dryer as Lucy, Chris Shea as Linus, Anne Altieri as Frieda, Kip DeFaria as Shermy and the umpire, Glenn Mendelson as Schroeder, Karen Mendelson as Violet, Jeff Ornstein as Pigpen, Cathy Steinberg as Sally and Lynn Vanderlip as Patty. Lee Mendelson was executive-producer and Bill Melendez was the director. The original score was composed and conducted by Vince Guaraldi.
   

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME (3/31)
  FEARFUL THAT CORA MAY BE CLOSE TO LOCATING THE PORTAL INTO STORYBROOKE, REGINA AND MR. GOLD PUT A PLAN INTO ACTION THAT WOULD KILL ANYONE ENTERING IT -- WHICH WOULD ALSO PLACE MARY MARGARET AND EMMA'S LIVES IN DANGER - IN A SPECIAL, ENHANCED ENCORE EPISODE OF ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Special Enhanced Episode to Include On-Screen Facts and Back Story
  "Queen of Hearts" - Cora and Hook face off with Mary Margaret and Emma in a race to secure the compass, which will point its holder to the portal into Storybrooke. But back on the other side, Regina and Mr. Gold, desperate to keep Cora out, put a plan into action that would kill anyone entering the portal - placing Mary Margaret's and Emma's lives in danger as well. Meanwhile, back in the fairytale land that was, Captain Hook travels to Wonderland and meets up with a vengeful Queen of Hearts, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, MARCH 31 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 12/2/12)
  The enhanced version of "Once Upon a Time" will include text on the screen and will "let viewers in" on clues within the show.
  Guest starring are Lee Arenberg as Leroy/Grumpy, Barbara Hershey as Cora, Colin O'Donoghue as Hook, Sarah Bolger as Aurora, Jamie Chung as Mulan, David-Paul Grove as Doc, Faustino Di Bauda as Sleepy, Jeffrey Kaiser as Dopey, Michael Coleman as Happy, Mig Macario as Bashful, Paul McGillion as Knave of Hearts and Paul Lazenby as Black Knight No. 1.
  "Queen of Hearts" was written by Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz and directed by Ralph Hemecker.
   

• ABC "WEDDING CONFIDENTIAL," ON ABC NEWS' "20/20," SATURDAY, APRIL 6
  Just in time for brides and grooms planning their spring and summer weddings, "20/20" explores the latest wedding trends, from "Groomzillas" to couples kissing for the very first time when saying "I Do". Also, see amazing video and stories of wedding mishaps, and the uplifting story of one man and woman who have wed each other more than 30 times - all over the world, and each wedding with a different theme.
  "Wedding Confidential" airs on "20/20," SATURDAY, APRIL 6 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC (OAD: 1/18/13).
   

• ABC HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE) (4/6)
  POLLY MOVES BACK IN WITH HER ECCENTRIC PARENTS, ON "HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE)"
  "Pilot" -- Polly leaves her irresponsible husband, Julian, and taking her young daughter, Natalie, moves back in with her unpredictable parents, Elaine and stepfather Max. Apprehensive but determined to get her life back on track, Polly jumps into the dating scene and reluctantly leaves Natalie home for a night with her parents, on "How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)," SATURDAY, APRIL 6 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/3/13)
  Guest starring in "Pilot" are Rick Federman as Luke, Devan Chandler Long as shady guy no. 1, Avery Phillips as child Polly, Greg Eagles as long haired dude and Melissa Kay Anderson as dog shelter worker. "Pilot" was written by Claudia Lonow and directed by Julie Ann Robinson.
  "How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HTV format, with 5.1-channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-PG,D,L parental guideline.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE (4/6)
  FRANKIE AND MIKE DEDICATE EACH DAY OF A THREE-DAY WEEKEND TO A DIFFERENT HECK CHILD, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "One Kid at a Time" - Feeling guilty over not being able to spend enough quality time with each of their kids, Frankie and Mike decide to dedicate each day of a three-day weekend to one of their offspring. Unexpected revelations emerge when Axl takes them to a paintball range, Sue talks them into an exhausting itinerary consisting of 17 separate activities, and Brick tries to bring them to a "Planet Nowhere" sci-fi book convention, on "The Middle," SATURDAY, APRIL 6 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/16/13)
  Guest starring is Galadriel Stineman as Cassidy.
  "One Kid at a Time" was written by David S. Rosenthal and directed by Elliot Hegarty.
   

• ABC FAMILY PRESENTS A FULL WEEKEND OF DISNEY ANIMATED MOVIES AIRING SATURDAY, MARCH 30 AND SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  TOON IN TO ABC FAMILY'S WEEKEND OF DISNEY ANIMATED MOVIES AIRING SATURDAY, MARCH 30 AND SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  Burbank, CA (March 4, 2013) - It's a draw on which movie will be your favorite, as ABC Family presents a full weekend of classic Disney animated films on Saturday, March 30 and Sunday, March 31.
  Kicking the weekend off is the beloved 1951 feature, "Alice in Wonderland" (5:30PM-7:05PM ET/PT; encore Sunday 3:30PM-5:05PM ET/PT), following the adventures of young Alice as she finds herself in the strange, scary, whimsical world of Wonderland. Next up, a princess disguises herself as a soldier so she can fight to keep her people safe in "Mulan" (7:05PM - 9PM ET/PT; encore Sunday 5:05PM - 7PM ET/PT). And finally, after being tricked by his scheming uncle into thinking he caused his father's death, a guilt ridden lion cub flees into exile and abandons his identity as the future King, in "The Lion King" (9PM - 11PM ET/PT; encore Sunday 7PM - 9PM ET/PT).
  Sunday also features the timeless "Beauty and the Beast" (9PM - 11PM ET/PT), the tale of a young woman who trades herself to a reclusive, wealthy beast in exchange for her imprisoned father's freedom. While learning to live with the monster, she soon discovers there is a misunderstood man inside.
  Part of the Disney/ABC Television Group, ABC Family is distributed in over 97 million homes. ABC Family features programming reflecting today's families, entertaining and connecting with adults through relatable programming about today's relationships - told with a mix of diversity, passion, humor and heart. ABC Family's programming is a combination of network defining original series and original movies, quality acquired series and blockbuster theatricals. Emmy(r) Award-winning ABCFamily.com provides a variety of interactive entertainment and community features, from rich, fan-centric programming - including blogs, viewing parties, webisodes, full episodes of the network's hit programming, along with sneak peek exclusive previews and behind-the-scenes clips. ABC Family is also the destination for annual Holiday events with "13 Nights of Halloween" and "25 Days of Christmas." ABC Family. A New Kind of Family.
   

• ABC Family ABC FAMILY PRESENTS A "BATMAN" MARATHON WEEKEND AIRING SATURDAY, APRIL 6 AND SUNDAY, APRIL 7
  BAM! POW! KABLAM! ABC FAMILY PRESENTS A "BATMAN" MARATHON WEEKEND AIRING SATURDAY, APRIL 6TH AND SUNDAY, APRIL 7TH
  Includes the ABC Family Premiere of "Batman Begins"
  Burbank, CA (March 11, 2013) - Holy movie marathon Batman! ABC Family kicks up some excitement, with a two day "Batman" marathon. The marathon starts with "Batman Forever" on Saturday, April 6th (1:00PM ET/PT) and will conclude with the ABC Family premiere of "Batman Begins" on Sunday, April 7th (8:00PM ET/PT).
   

• BBCA Doctor Who: The Doctors Revisited Season 1, Episode 3 "The Third Doctor" 8:00pm
  The third Doctor (Jon Pertwee) is featured in the classic 1970 episode "Spearhead From Space." The Doctor battles the Nestene Consciousness, a disembodied alien intelligence out to destroy mankind through the use of plastic replicas. Original Air Date: Mar 31, 2013
  Guest Cast Jon Pertwee: The Doctor
   

• CBS WHILE JANE TRIES TO DECIPHER LORELEI’S CONNECTION TO RED JOHN, THE CBI TEAM IS FORCED TO PARTNER WITH THE FBI TO SOLVE THE MURDER OF A HOTEL EMPLOYEE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  Emmanuelle Chriqui (“Entourage”) Returns as Lorelei Martins, Polly Walker (“Rome”) Guest Stars as Senior FBI Agent Alexa Schultz and Ivan Sergei Guest Stars as FBI Agent Gabe Mancini
  “The Red Glass Bead” — While Jane tries to decipher Lorelei’s connection to Red John, the CBI team is forced to partner with the FBI to solve the murder of a hotel employee, on a rebroadcast of THE MENTALIST on Sunday, March 31 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmanuelle Chriqui (“Entourage”) returns as Lorelei Martins, Polly Walker (“Rome”) guest stars as Senior FBI Agent Alexa Schultz and Ivan Sergei guest stars as FBI Agent Gabe Mancini. (Originally broadcast 9/30/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Bruno Heller, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Randy Zisk
   

• CBS MARSHALL AND LILY HAVE TROUBLE DECIDING WHO TO APPOINT AS MARVIN’S GODPARENTS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, APRIL 1
  "Who Wants To Be A Godparent" — When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April 1 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/15/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Matt Kuhn
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS AUDREY’S DECISION TO ALLOW LIZ TO TEMPORARILY MOVE IN WITH HER AND JEFF BACKFIRES, ON A REBROADCAST OF “RULES OF ENGAGEMENT,” MONDAY, APRIL 1
  "Liz Moves In" – Liz temporarily moves in with Jeff and Audrey, and quickly irritates Audrey when she takes Jeff’s side on everything. Meanwhile, Adam and Timmy team up to beat the rest of the company at ping pong, on a rebroadcast of RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Monday, April 1 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/4/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Dan Kopelman
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS MIKE AND MOLLY GET STUCK TAKING CARE OF VINCE AFTER HE HURTS HIS BACK, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, APRIL 1
  Actor, Director and Producer Jason Alexander Directs the Episode
  "Vince Takes a Bath" — When Vince throws out his back, Joyce conveniently disappears, leaving Mike and Molly to care for him. Meanwhile, the newlyweds struggle to write personalized thank-you notes for their wedding gifts, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, April 1 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/1/12.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins and Julie Bean
  DIRECTED BY: Jason Alexander
   

• CBS MAX IS CONFLICTED OVER HER NEW ROLE AS A BOSS WHEN SHE AND CAROLINE HIRE AN INTERN TO HELP GET THEIR NEW CUPCAKE SHOP READY TO OPEN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, APRIL 1
  Abby Elliott (“Saturday Night Live”) Guest Stars as the Intern, Ruth
  “And The New Boss” – When Max and Caroline hire an intern to help take care of some of the dirty work in preparation for opening their new cupcake shop, Max has trouble with her new managerial role, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, April 1 (9:00 – 9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Abby Elliott (“Saturday Night Live”) guest stars as the intern, Ruth. (Originally broadcast 12/3/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Molly McAleer
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Savage
   

• CBS WHILE THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A YOUNG COMPUTER HACKER, McGARRETT TRIES TO STAGE A REUNION BETWEEN HIS MOTHER AND HIS SISTER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, APRIL 1
  Actresses Christine Lahti and Taryn Manning Return to the Series
  “Ohuna*” – While the team investigates the murder of a young computer hacker, McGarrett tries to stage a long-needed reunion between his mother and his sister, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, April 1 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/19/12.)
  (*Ohuna is Hawaiian for “The Secret”)
  WRITTEN BY: Mike Schaub
  DIRECTED BY: Larry Teng
   

• CBS SPECIAL AGENT HANNA GETS AN UNUSUAL CALL FOR HELP FROM A CIA AGENT HE WORKED WITH EIGHT YEARS AGO, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, APRIL 2
  “Out of the Past” (Part 1) – When a CIA agent who worked with Sam Hanna over eight years ago seeks his help and is soon found dead of an apparent suicide, Hanna and Callen suspect foul play and a bigger conspiracy. Meanwhile, Deeks finds his inner “dog whisperer” with Kensi as the two go undercover and enter a dog show with a prized poodle, in a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, April 2 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/30/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• CBS AN INVESTIGATION INTO A MARINE’S CAR ACCIDENT PROMPTS EMOTIONAL CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FOR ABBY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, APRIL 2
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled programming.
  “Hit and Run” – The NCIS team investigates a Marine’s car accident and ignites some upsetting past memories for Abby as a young girl on the trail of her first “case,” on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, April 2 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/29/13.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gary Glasberg and Gina Lucita Monreal
  DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
   

• The CW MONDAY, APRIL 1 HART OF DIXIE — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Where I Lead Me” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  AVOIDING REALITY — With the sudden nuptials of Wanda (guest star Mallory Moye) and Tom (guest star Ross Philips) in BlueBell, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) agrees to be maid of honor, which entails the difficult job of watching Wanda’s crafty mother. Zoe uses her wedding duties to try to avoid the awkwardness between her and Wade (Wilson Bethel), but has a feeling something is wrong. Lemon (Jaime King) faces the memory of being left at the altar and decides to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Lavon (Cress Williams) hears about the neighboring town trying to build a shopping mall next to their local beach and he enlists George’s (Scott Porter) help to fight it, but an unexpected side of George rears its ugly head. Debra Jo Rupp (“The 70s Show”) guest stars. Kevin Mock directed the episode written by Leila Gerstein and Len Goldstein (#216).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 2 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Islands in the Stream” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  TRUE FEELINGS — When George’s (Scott Porter) parents come to visit, they are thrown when they meet his new girlfriend, Tansy (guest star Mircea Monroe), and George’s mother devises a plan that forces George and Zoe (Rachel Bilson) to address their feelings for one another. Lemon (Jaime King) discovers that Brick (Tim Matheson) has a secret girlfriend and is shocked when she finds out who it is. Meanwhile, Annabeth (guest star Kaitlyn Black) is smitten with a charming British visitor to the town, but Lavon (Cress Williams) grows suspicious of him and is determined to uncover his real identity. Wilson Bethel also stars. Joe Lazarov directed the episode written by Donald Todd (#212).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, APRIL 2 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Partners in Crime” (TV-PG,V)
  TESS CONFRONTS CAT — Cat (Kristin Kreuk) is forced to reveal things that she had been keeping from Tess (Nina Lisandrello) to salvage their relationship, and to protect Vincent (Jay Ryan). Gabe (Sendhil Ramamurthy) is suspicious of everyone in the department, while Evan (Max Brown) witnesses Cat doing something that changes his opinion of her, making him even more determined to track down the beast. Brian White also stars. Rick Rosenthal directed the episode written by Emily Silver (#116).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 4 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “A View to a Kill” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  DANGEROUS LIAISONS — When Rebekah (Claire Holt) turns down Klaus’ (Joseph Morgan) plea to stop Kol (Nathaniel Buzolic) and protect Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen), Klaus turns to Stefan (Paul Wesley) for help. After an angry confrontation with her father, Mayor Hopkins (guest star Rick Worthy), over his unconventional approach to ending the violence in Mystic Falls, Bonnie (Kat Graham) has a frightening run-in with Kol, followed by an unexpected visitor. Klaus complicates the already tense feelings between Stefan and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) by revealing a bit of Stefan’s personal life, then surprises Damon by asking for personal advice. Elena (Nina Dobrev) tells Stefan about her dangerous plan for Jeremy, leaving Stefan in a difficult spot. When the high school’s 1980s Decade Dance is cancelled by Mayor Hopkins, Stefan finds a charming way to make it up to a disappointed Rebekah. Brad Turner directed the episode written by Rebecca Sonnenshine (#412).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, APRIL 4 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Out of Control” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  CAT LEARNS THE TRUTH ABOUT VINCENT’S BLACKOUTS — JT (Austin Basis) thinks Vincent (Jay Ryan) may somehow be involved in Cat’s (Kristin Kreuk) homicide investigation after she mentions a local college fraternity brother was brutally killed. JT examines Vincent to determine the cause of his increasingly frequent blackouts, but when Vincent starts to beast out, JT is forced to tranquilize him. Meanwhile, Evan and his new intern find a strange cut on the victim’s ankle, which matches that of a female cadaver left on campus a year earlier. As Evan works to uncover more clues from the crime scene, he is kidnapped. Cat begs Vincent to help find Evan and save his life, yet she doesn’t realize that she’s putting Vincent’s life in serious danger. Rick Bota directed the episode written by Brian Peterson & Kelly Souders (#105).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 5 NIKITA — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Tipping Point” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  A VIOLENT MUTINY ROCKS DIVISION — Nikita (Maggie Q) and Michael (Shane West) learn of a new prosthetic hand that could have Michael back to his old self, but it comes at a steep price. Meanwhile, Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) and Sean (Dillon Casey) are tasked with investigating who, inside Division, is behind a mutiny that ends in bloodshed. Aaron Stanford and Noah Bean also star. Dwight Little directed the episode written by Oliver Grigsby (#316).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, APRIL 5 CULT — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Suffer the Children” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  BRIGID BRANNAGH (“ARMY WIVES”) GUEST STARS IN THE EPISODE — E.J. (guest star Stacy Farber, “Degrassi: The Next Generation”) slips Jeff (Matt Davis) a copy of Sakelik’s (guest star Aisha Hinds, “Weeds”) police personnel file which reveals that Sakelik was taken into custody by Child Protective Services 25 years ago after being found with other abandoned children at a house in Arrowhead. Jeff and Skye (Jessica Lucas) locate the house and question the owner, Annabelle (guest star Brigid Brannagh “Army Wives. Sakelik tracks Jeff and Skye to the house and they barely escape with their lives. Stuart (guest star Jeffrey Pierce, “Alcatraz”) continues to befriend Roger (Robert Knepper). Meanwhile, on the television show, Kelly (Alona Tal) finds a lock of Meadow’s hair in the trunk of Billy’s (Robert Knepper) car (Valiant). Nathan Hope directed the episode written by Megan Martin (#107).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s animated programs are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “BOB’S BURGERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  IT’S SUN, FUN AND BIRTHDAY SUITS ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 31, ON FOX
  Hugo, the loathsome health inspector who torments Bob, quits his job to become a nudist after discovering the town’s new nude beach. His replacement, Tommy (guest voice Fred Armisen), seems nice enough until he blackmails the Belchers into letting him perform his terrible music at the restaurant, which drives all the customers away. Unable to tolerate it anymore, Bob decides upon the lesser of two evils and braves the nude beach (and bares…well, everything else) to find Hugo and bring him back in the “Nude Beach” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 31 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-220) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Fred Armisen as Tommy
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  “THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  FREE THE TURKEYS! ON "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MARCH 31, ON FOX
  Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”), Tim Gunn (“Project Runway”) and John Slattery (“Mad Men”) Guest-Voice
  Cleveland takes a reluctant Cleveland, Jr. to a turkey farm in order to teach him how to hunt the family’s Thanksgiving dinner. But Junior refuses to harm the innocent turkeys. So when Cleveland is accidentally shot, he and Junior embark on an elaborate mission to free all of the turkeys before Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Rallo and Donna build a float for Stoolbend’s Thanksgiving Day parade, but Rallo takes matters into his own hands when Donna fails to embrace his artistic vision in the "Turkey Pot Die" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 31 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-406) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Bryan Cranston as Dr. Fist; Tim Gunn as himself; John Slattery as Mayor Box.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER PREPARES FOR DOOMSDAY ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 31, ON FOX
  Tom Waits Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  Homer joins the “Springfield Preppers,” an off-the-grid survivalist group whose leader (guest voice Waits) has set up a top-secret retreat outside of town to prepare for the end of the world. But Marge grows skeptical of the group’s alarmist shenanigans in the “Homer Goes to Prep School” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 31 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2402) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Tom Waits as Lloyd
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  RAZORS AND LASERS ABOUND ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 31, ON FOX
  Linda frets that Louise doesn’t like her and, to Louise’s chagrin, forces her to attend a Mother-Daughter seminar to beef up their relationship. Meanwhile, with Linda gone, Tina asks Bob to indulge in his feminine side and teach her to shave her legs in the “Mother Daughter Laser Razor” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 31 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-215) (TV-PG L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FAMILY SECRETS ARE REVEALED ON “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MARCH 31, ON FOX
  When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own in the “The Old Man and the Big ‘C’” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 31 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-922) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Carter Pewterschmidt and Quagmire; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg; Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  --“AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE SMITHS TAKE A KILLER VACATION ON “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, MARCH 31, ON FOX
  The Smith family’s tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) and Jeff (Jeff Fischer) try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman in the “Killer Vacation” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 31 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-705) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus; Jeff Fischer as Jeff.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, APRIL 5
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY STAGES AN INTERVENTION ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, APRIL 5 ON FOX
  Thirty minutes northeast of Los Angeles, in Monrovia, CA, Chef Ramsay finds a restaurant and family in desperate need of a change. Since its opening in 1997, the eatery has driven away both customers and employees with the constant yelling, bland menu choices and bleak, worn-out décor. Now, the only employees left standing are owner Sam’s seven children, who are reaching a breaking point after working up to seven days a week with no pay. Aggravated with their father and each other, these siblings beg Ramsay to wake up their father from this living nightmare in the “Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, April 5 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-511) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 6
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of THE FOLLOWING and HELL’S KITCHEN are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“COPS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  OFFICERS CRUISE THE STREETS ON “COPS” SATURDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX
  A chase ensues after officers from the Portland Police Bureau attempt to make a traffic stop and the suspect runs on foot to his home. Then, officers from the Kansas City Police department respond to a call from a local convenience store about a man being chased by another man with a knife. Finally, officers from the Portland Police Bureau respond to reports about a man riding his bicycle naked in downtown Portland, and later they discover he was protesting global warming in the “Street Patrol #3” episode of COPS airing Saturday, April 6 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2509) (TV-PG L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 6
  --“COPS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  MARIJUANA PLANTS ARE LOST AND FOUND ON “COPS” SATURDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX
  Officers from the Sacramento Police Department confront a suspect attempting to run from the police and find him in possession of methamphetamines. Next, officers of the Portland Police Bureau in Portland, OR, stop a driver for reckless driving, and later they suspect the driver of a DUI. Finally, the Sacramento Police Department responds to an assistance call after a woman claims that her neighbor stole two of her marijuana plants from her backyard in the “Dazed & Confused #5” episode of COPS airing Saturday, April 6 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2511) (TV-PG L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 6
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  HARDY AND PARKER DISCOVER A PLACE WITH A DARK AND TWISTED SECRET ON “THE FOLLOWING” SATURDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX
  After losing Claire to Joe’s followers, Ryan and Parker attempt to recover while the FBI tracks down an undercover location that may have dark ties to Joe’s following. Meanwhile, Claire adjusts to life at the follower’s mansion and has an unexpected reunion, while Emma and Jacob continue to deal with Emma’s betrayal in the “Whips and Regret” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Saturday, April 6 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-111) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Warren Kole as Roderick; Christopher Denham as Vince; Jennifer Ferrin as Molly; Afton Williamson as Kate; John Lafayette as Marshall Turner; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 6
  “HELL’S KITCHEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  GORDON RAMSAY RAISES THE “STEAKS” ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” SATURDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX
  It’s steak night in HELL’S KITCHEN and the contestants are determined to impress Gordon Ramsay and prove that they have what it takes to be a head chef, working under Executive Chef Kevin Hee, at Gordon Ramsay Steak at Paris Las Vegas. Ramsay brings a little bit of Vegas into HELL’S KITCHEN, as he challenges the chefs’ creativity by allowing a slot machine to determine ingredients for their dishes. Tune in to see who hits the jackpot and whose luck runs out in the “11 Chefs Compete, Part 1 of 2” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Saturday, April 6 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1009) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX SATURDAY, APRIL 6
  --“30 SECONDS TO FAME”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
  FAST-PACED TALENT SHOW GIVES CONTESTANTS THEIR CHANCE AT “30 SECONDS TO FAME” SATURDAY, APRIL 6, ON FOX
  Everybody’s 15 minutes of fame begin somewhere, and 30 SECONDS TO FAME is ready to kick-start the clock. In each episode of this fast-paced talent show, viewers and audience members are treated to a wide variety of acts all competing to make the most of their short-but-sweet slice of national exposure by winning the ultimate stamp of approval from the audience and the weekly grand prize of $25,000. 30 SECONDS TO FAME airs Saturday, April 6 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SEC-109) (TV-PG)
  Host: Craig J. Jackson
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS PREMIERE"
  03/31/2013 (07:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) : NBC’S EMMY-NOMINATED MUSICAL COMPETITION SERIES RETURNS FOR A FOURTH SEASON WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – In the season premiere, the "blind auditions" are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   

• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 2"
  03/31/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" "TBA"
  04/06/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, MARCH 31 NCIS "Cast Favorites" marathon - 10/9c
  Tune-in and watch a marathon containing the favorite NCIS episodes selected by the NCIS cast! The marathon will air from 10am to 1am.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, APRIL 2 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Best of Season 1" marathon - 6/5c
  Go back to the beginning! Catch the best episodes from season 1 with an all-day marathon, airing from 6am to 11pm.
   

• USA Network SATURDAY, APRIL 6 NCIS marathon - 1/12c
  Calling all NCIS fans! Be sure to catch this afternoon marathon, airing from 1pm to 11pm.
  

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• ABC "DANCING WITH THE STARS: PRE-SHOW" IS NOW LIVE ON ABC.COM
  The "Dancing with the Stars" party has officially started with a new installment of the weekly video series "Dancing with the Stars: Pre-Show" on ABC.com.  Videos
  This week host Marc Istook ("After Party: Dancing with the Stars," "After Party: The Bachelorette") welcomes a diverse panel of pop culture commentators who dish about the most talked-about moments from last week and speculate about what's to come. They include stand-up comedienne and "Chelsea Lately" writer Heather McDonald, "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" interior design guru Michael Moloney, Glamour.com's Jessica Radloff and professional dancer Snow Urbin.
  Field correspondent Jake Whetter (Radio Disney) drops in on Lisa Vanderpump, DL Hughley and Victor Ortiz during this week's rehearsals: Vanderpump talks missteps and getting Giggy with it, DL Hughley maintains his commitment to not giving up, and Ortiz admits to pre-show nerves unparalleled to boxing.
   

• ABC'S MUSIC LOUNGE IS LIVE WITH A NEW INSTALLMENT OF THE "NASHVILLE"-INSPIRED DOCU-WEB SERIES, "ON THE RECORD," FEATURING ORIGINAL SONG "TOUGH ALL OVER," PERFORMED BY SAM PALLADIO
  "Nashville" Soundtrack Available on iTunes and ABC Music Lounge!
  ABC Music Lounge's "Nashville"-inspired docu-web series, "On the Record," is live at www.abc.com/musiclounge with the original song, "Tough All Over," co-written by songwriters Jim Lauderdale and Odie Blackmon and performed in the series by Sam Palladio as Gunnar Scott and Chris Carmack as Will Lexington. The song is featured in this week's episode of "Nashville," TONIGHT, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Clips Available: http://abc.go.com/site/music-lounge/nashville-on-the-record
  "On the Record: Tough All Over" goes behind the scenes with "Nashville" creator/executive producer Callie Khouri and guest actor Chris Carmack as they discuss the importance of the song to the show's characters. This segment also includes a special acoustic performance by the song's writers, Odie Blackmon and Grammy Award-winning musician Jim Lauderdale.
  "I was really determined to try to get something on the show. It's taken a while, but it's worth the wait," shared Lauderdale
  "And the quality of songs on the show 'Nashville' are actually a lot better than a lot of the stuff on country radio today," added Blackmon
   

• NBC Hannibal's Friendly Feast App And Tumblr!
  Hannibal is having you for dinner tonight, and have you seen what's on the menu? Find out with our new Friendly Feast app, and prepare for tonight's 10/9c premiere with the below press release and previews.
  And don't forget to live tweet along with @NBCHannibal and executive producer Bryan Fuller (@BryanFuller) during tonight's premiere starting at 10pm EST!
  'HANNIBAL' RECEIVES SOCIAL MEDIA BOOST WITH INNOVATIVE FACEBOOK, TUMBLR APPS Fans Allowed to Feast on Games, Interviews as New NBC Drama Takes Inside Look at Notorious Dr. Lecter Hannibal's Friendly Feast App
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. - April 4, 2013 - NBC is upping its social media support for "Hannibal" with both a Facebook and Tumblr application connects the series closer to its passionate fan base.
  Premiering April 4 (10-11 p.m. ET), "Hannibal" is based on the characters from the book "Red Dragon" by Thomas Harris and was developed for television by Bryan Fuller ("Pushing Daisies"), who also serves as writer and executive producer.
  Titled "Hannibal's Friendly Feast," Facebook invites its users to the home of the diabolical Dr. Hannibal Lecter to find out what's on the menu. The app allows users to select three friends, after which a custom menu is generated. The friends then are placed as the appetizers and the entrée on the menu, along with customized descriptions. The original user soon realizes they are the meal's dessert. Participants will be able to share their menus on their Facebook feeds and invite others to participate. Visit the app here
  NBC has also launched design-friendly and innovative Tumblrs for "Hannibal" that include conversations with the cast and crew. Working with industry leader Heavenspot, Tumblr's first post is a chat with executive producer Martha De Laurentiis, who shares tales from her three-decade history with the franchise.
  The series stars Hugh Dancy ("The Big C") as a criminal profiler who is haunted by his ability to see into the minds of serial killers, and Mads Mikkelsen ("Casino Royale") as the treacherous Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Laurence Fishburne ("Man of Steel") portrays Jack Crawford, the head of the FBI's Behavioral Science Unit that desperately needs Will to break tough cases.
  He Knows How They Think Will Graham knows all about the meeting of minds. 
  Sense of Smell Dr. Lecter knows Will Graham is not like the others.
   

• The April issue of Siempre Mujer (on stands April 10) contains a candid conversation with Natalie Morales about motherhood, her path to journalism, and the importance of her Latin roots.
  The morning news powerhouse has a laser focus that has led her to finish triathlons, devote quality time to her family, and uphold a career as an esteemed journalist.
  The first Latina woman to anchor NBC's Today Show has a crystal-clear message for Hispanic women: "I want to put an end to stereotypes and show you that you can accomplish anything you dream. If I can, you can," she says. She gives Siempre Mujer the inside scoop on how she manages to juggle it all.
  cover photo
   

• Syfy's POPULAR SERIES CONTINUUM WILL RETURN FOR SECOND SEASON
  THIRTEEN ALL-NEW EPISODES BEGIN AIRING FRIDAY, JUNE 7
  NEW YORK - March 26, 2013 - Syfy has announced its popular time traveling police drama Continuum will return for a second season. The 13 all-new episode season will premiere in its new time period beginning Friday, June 7 at 10PM (ET/PT).
  During its first season, Continuum delivered 1.35 million total viewers, 644K Adults 25-54 and 537K Adults 18-49. In its time period, the series ranked #6 in Adults 25-54 and #10 in Adults 18-49 among all cable entertainment programs with at least three telecasts (based on most current data).
  New episodes of Continuum pick up after the gripping Season 1 finale when Kiera Cameron (Rachel Nichols/Criminal Minds, Alias) fought a ticking clock to prevent a cataclysmic act of terrorism.
   

• USA Network Unveils “My Moment” New Social Platform Engaging Fans of “The Moment”
  USA NETWORK UNVEILS “MY MOMENT” A SOCIAL PLATFORM WHICH ENGAGES FANS OF ITS NEW REALITY SERIES, “THE MOMENT,” AND PROVIDES THEM WITH A PERSONALIZED PATH TO PURSURING THEIR DREAM CAREER
  Fans Can Access Tools and Resources to Pursue Their Dreams, and Succeed Along with Encouragement from the USA Fan Community and Former NFL Quarterback Kurt Warner
  THE MOMENT, Hosted by Kurt Warner, Premieres Thursday, April 11 at 10/9c
  NEW YORK – APRIL 9, 2013 – USA Network launched today “My Moment,” a social platform which engages viewers of its new reality show, THE MOMENT, and taps the power of USA’s community of 17MM digital fans to provide advice and resources that will enable them to pursue their dream career. Premiering April 11, THE MOMENT is hosted by legendary NFL quarterback Kurt Warner and follows the stories of nine individuals who are given a second shot at landing their dream profession. Mirroring the experience of those featured on the show, viewers will have the unique opportunity to embark on their own path of discovery via My Moment at http://mymoment.usanetwork.com/ . The program is inspired by Warner’s own experience of going from shelving groceries to becoming a Super Bowl MVP.
  "My Moment is a great way to involve viewers with the show on an even deeper level and allow them to effect meaningful change in their own lives,” said Alexandra Shapiro, executive vice president, marketing & digital for USA Network. “By galvanizing USA’s powerful digital fan base, we hope to help viewers achieve lifetime goals.”
   

• AMC The Killing Returns to AMC June 2
  The Killing Returns to AMC With a Two-Hour Premiere on Sun., Jun. 2 at 8/7c
  AMC announced today that the critically acclaimed drama The Killing will return for its third season with a two-hour premiere on Sun., Jun. 2 at 8/7c. The new season, which stars Mireille Enos (Sarah Linden) and Joel Kinnaman (Stephen Holder) along with new cast members Peter Sarsgaard, Elias Koteas and Amy Seimetz, is executive produced by series creator Veena Sud, and will focus on a new case, which will be resolved over the course of ten episodes, ending with a gripping two-hour finale.
  Season 3 begins one year after the close of the "Rosie Larsen" case (the focus of the series' first two seasons) with Sarah Linden (Enos) no longer working as a detective. But when her ex-partner Stephen Holder's (Kinnaman) search for a runaway girl leads him to discover a gruesome string of murders that connects to a previous murder investigation by Linden, she is drawn back into the life she thought she'd left behind.
  "We learned so much from the first two seasons of The Killing and are thrilled to be bringing it back with the elements that the fans loved," said Charlie Collier, president and general manager, AMC. "Veena's captivating storytelling along with the performances of Joel and Mireille, and the rest of the exemplary cast, will remind audiences of what they loved about the series and provide a season of suspenseful television."
  Featured Video On-Air Promo, New Case: The Killing
  Features The Killing's Season 3 Renewal, Premiere Date, Casting Announcements Make Headlines
   

• TBS extends CONAN through November 2015
  As CONAN begins a week of shows in Atlanta to celebrate the 2013 NCAA® Men's Final Four®, TBS has announced that it is extending the late-night series through November 2015. The move further solidifies the ongoing relationship between the network and the popular late-night host. CONAN, hosted by Conan O'Brien, airs Monday-Thursday at 11 p.m. (ET/PT) on TBS. Since it premiered in November 2010, CONAN has been a hit with TBS's core audience of young adults, scoring a younger median age than any other late-night talk show.
  "When we invited Conan O'Brien to come to TBS, we knew he would bring with him a passionately loyal following of young adults," said Michael Wright, president, head of programming for TBS, TNT and Turner Classic Movies (TCM). "Conan and his colleagues at Team Coco have gone far beyond that by making CONAN the top late-night brand in the digital arena. We are proud to extend our relationship with Conan as he continues to forge the future of late night. I just wish we didn't decide to tell him on April Fools' Day."
  CONAN leads the late-night crowd when it comes to online activity and engagement, with the show and its host drawing more than 8.3 million followers on Twitter, 2 million fans on Facebook, 2 million unique users each month on TeamCoco.com and 15 million video views each month on TeamCoco.com and YouTube. In addition, the groundbreaking Team Coco app - which delivers streaming content synchronized with episodes of the show - won the 2012 Emmy® for Outstanding Creative Achievement in Interactive Media Enhancement.
   

• USA NETWORK LAUNCHES THE NEXT PHASE OF USA SYNC - FIRST LIVE SECOND SCREEN CONTENT SYNDICATION PLATFORM
  USA Network Activates Syndication Platform Allowing More than 95 Million Viewers to Access USA Content Across Popular Mobile Apps Including Shazam, Viggle, zeebox, NextGuide
  NEW YORK - April 1, 2013 - USA Network announced today the results of its first event, utilizing an expanded version of "USA Sync" which syndicates content across the web, mobile and social channels. Powered by Watchwith, USA Sync went live during the telecast of PSYCH's 100th episode, which also activated viewers with its first ever, choose-your-own-ending vote. USA Sync gives more than 95 million users access to custom content across popular mobile apps including Shazam, Viggle, zeebox, and NextGuide. On March 27th, almost 40,000 fans interacted with PSYCH games, short-form video, animated GIFS, editorial commentary, voting and polling in real-time, extending their experience beyond the linear broadcast. USA will continue to engage other partners in syndication deals to expand its distribution footprint.
  The launch event generated impressive engagement across the syndication network, with fans spending an average of more than 13 minutes in the app of their choice - in some cases this was an exponential increase, depending on the app.
   

• AMC Breaking Bad Season 5 on DVD and Blu-Ray June 4
  Breaking Bad - The Fifth Season Arrives on DVD and Blu-Ray June 4 Walter White's transformation from high school chemistry teacher to full-blown, ruthless drug lord continues on Breaking Bad: The Fifth Season, available on Blu-ray and DVD June 4 from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment.
  Click here to pre-order Breaking Bad: The Fifth Season on Blu-Ray and DVD.
  Click here to purchase Breaking Bad: The Fifth Season as a digital download.
  Breaking Bad: The Fifth Season comes as a three-disc Blu-ray and four-disc DVD set, including cast and crew commentary on every episode, deleted scenes, outtakes, audition and rehearsal footage, and all-new featurettes.
  Featured Video A Look Ahead at Season 5: Inside Breaking Bad
  Features Bryan Cranston, Vince Gilligan Speak As Shooting Wraps; Wired Praises Jesse Pinkman
   

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC THIS SUNDAY ON ABC’S ONCE UPON A TIME (3/24)
  MARY MARGARET DISCOVERS THAT AUGUST HAS BEEN HIDING AWAY FROM THE OTHERS AND IS COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF WOOD, AND EMMA IS SHOCKED WHEN NEAL INVITES HIS FIANCÉE, TAMARA, TO COME TO STORYBROOKE, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Eion Bailey Guest Stars as August
  "Selfless, Brave and True" - While Mary Margaret goes off on her own in an attempt to come to grips with what she did to Cora and how her deed has affected her, she stumbles upon August, who has hidden himself away from the others and is completely made of wood -- ashamed at the actions he has taken in life; and Emma is shocked when Neal invites his fiancée, Tamara, to come to Storybrooke. Meanwhile, before the curse was cast, August is introduced to a man of magic who may be able to prevent him from turning back into wood -- but at a steep price -- on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, MARCH 24 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Tony Amendola as Geppetto/Marco, Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior/Blue Fairy, Michael Raymond-James as Neal Cassidy, Eion Bailey as August W. Booth, Ethan Embry as Greg Mendell, Sonequa Martin-Green as Tamara, Dianne Doan as Isra, Peter Kawasaki as orderly, Rick Tae as doctor, Manny Jacinto as Quon, Tzi Ma as The Dragon and Jakob Davies as Pinocchio.
  "Selfless, Brave and True" was written by Robert Hull & Kalinda Vazquez and directed by Ralph Hemecker.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Victory
  EMILY SEIZES AN OPPORTUNITY TO SETTLE THE SCORE WITH SOMEONE FROM HER CHILDHOOD, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Victory" - With Victoria enlisting the help of Amanda's foster brother in her charitable foundation, Emily seizes an opportunity to regain some of her missing past while settling the score with someone who had a hand in setting her on this path in the first place, on "Revenge," SUNDAY, MARCH 24 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Dilshad Vadsaria as Padma Lahari, Roger Bart as Mason Treadwell, Collins Pennie as Eli James, Burn Gorman as Trask, JR Bourne as Kenny Ryan, Michael Nardelli as Trey Chandler, Emily Alyn Lind as Young Amanda, Akinsola Aribo as Young Eli, Maggie Mae Reid as Grace, Dendrie Taylor as Meredith Hayward, and Anjul Nigam as Zahir Lahari.
  "Victory" was written by Dan Dworkin & Jay Beattie and directed by Colin Bucksey.
   

• ABC RED WIDOW: The Recorder
  MARTA SURPRISES SCHILLER WITH HER BUSINESS SAVVY, ON ABC'S "RED WIDOW"
  "The Recorder" - Determined to help build a case against Schiller, Marta agrees to wear a wire to a meeting with him. As she immerses herself deeper in Schiller's business, she finds herself working with Alexandra De Costa, a stunning and influential woman with whom Schiller has a long history, on "Red Widow," SUNDAY, MARCH 24 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Fernanda Andrade as Eva Ramos, Branka Katic as Alexandra, Vince Nappo as Vincent, Pedro Pascal as Jay Castillo, Alexia Fast as Breeze, Ken Pogue as Laszlo and Camille Sullivan as Newton.
  "The Recorder" was written by Dana Baratta and directed by Romeo Tirone.
   

• ABC CASTLE: The Wild Rover
  RYAN GOES UNDERCOVER WITH A STATEN ISLAND CRIME FAMILY TO FIND A KILLER, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "The Wild Rover" - When a man is found dead in an industrial cake mixer, Castle and Beckett trace the murder to an Irish gang in Staten Island and a beautiful bar owner named Siobhan O'Doul (guest star Cara Buono, "Mad Men"). Much to everyone's surprise, Detective Ryan has a complicated history with Siobhan and the Staten Island crime family from his days working undercover in narcotics. When the case hits a dead end, Ryan must go back undercover to expose the killer, complicating his relationship with his wife, on "Castle," MONDAY, MARCH 25 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest Cast: Juliana Dever as Jenny Ryan, Cara Buono as Siobhan O'Doul, Brian Letscher as Liam Finch, Christina Cox as Maggie Finch, Michael Rodrick as Robert "Bobby S" Shannon.
  "The Wild Rover" was written by Terence Paul Winter and directed by Rob Hardy.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF: Fallen Angel
  KATE'S NEW PARAMOUR MAY BE HER LATEST MURDER SUSPECT, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Guest Starring Richard Burgi and Ivan Sergei
  "Fallen Angel" - Kate meets Sergei (Ivan Sergei), a handsome and mysterious guest at a political event, and is irresistibly drawn to him. But when a young Russian girl is found murdered near the hotel where she and Sergei are having a tryst, Kate begins to suspect that he may be involved and turns to Megan for help, on "Body of Proof," TUESDAY, MARCH 26 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  Guest starring are Ivan Sergei as Sergei Damanov, Guri Weinberg as Arco Starkovich, Deborah Strang as Etta Starkovich, Natasha Alam as Tatyana and Richard Burgi as D.A Dan Russell.
  "Fallen Angels" was written by Diane Ademu-John and directed by Christine Moore.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: The Name
  WHILE FRANKIE STUDIES FOR HER DENTAL ASSISTING SCHOOL FINALS, SISTER JANET OFFERS TO HELP RUN THE HECK HOUSEHOLD, AND SUE WANTS TO LEGALLY CHANGE HER MIDDLE NAME -- WHICH IS ALSO SUE -- ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Molly Shannon Guest Stars as Frankie's Sister, Janet
  "The Name" - Frankie's sister, Janet (Molly Shannon), comes to the rescue and offers to help run the Heck household while Frankie studies for her dental assisting school finals. But the sheer amount of disorganization in the house throws perfectionist Janet for a loop. Meanwhile, when Cassidy's ex-boyfriend pays an unexpected visit from college, Axl tries to take the high road and not act like a jealous boyfriend; and Sue wants to legally change her middle name -- which is also Sue -- in order to have a normal name on her driver's license, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Molly Shannon as Janet, Galadriel Stineman as Cassidy, Ryan Rottman as Cliff, Pete Gardner as Mr. Finch, Jill Matson-Sachoff as Mrs. Finch, Danielle Kennedy as Alice and Caroline Rich as woman.
  "The Name" was written by Roy Brown and directed by Alex Hardcastle.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: It Has Begun... -- SEASON FINALE
  WHILE THE WEAVERS AND THE BIRD-KERSEES ARE AWAY IN ATLANTIC CITY, DICK BUTKUS GETS AN OMINOUS CALL FROM ZABVRON, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  SF Icons George Takei ("Star Trek") and Mark Hamill ("Star Wars") Guest Star
  "It Has Begun . . . . " - The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to Atlantic City, where Marty learns that Larry Bird not only counts cards, he can see through them, and Jackie admits that she's always wanted a human wedding. Meanwhile, Dick Butkus, in charge back home, gets an ominous call from his grandpa. Is it time for the Neighbors to return to Zabvron? Find out on the Season Finale of "The Neighbors," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. The episode features two of science fiction's biggest icons as guest stars, George Takei as Grandfather and Mark Hamill as Commandant Bill.
  Guest starring are George Takei as Grandfather, Mark Hamill as Commandant Bill, Lora Plattner as Giselle, Holly Walker as the dealer, Sarah Baldwin as Beth and Porter Kelly as Lisa.
  "It Has Begun . . . ." was written by Kirker Butler and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: The Wow Factor
  THE HOUSE FLIP TRIGGERS A BATTLE OF WITS BETWEEN CAMERON AND CLAIRE, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Wendi McLendon-Covey ("Bridesmaids") Returns as Pam, and Fred Willard ("Best in Show") Reprises His Role as Frank Dunphy
  "The Wow Factor" - Claire and Cam are entrenched in the house flip, but when they hit an impasse on a big landscaping decision, a "neutral" third party is brought in - Pam (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey), the lesbian mom from Lily's school. Meanwhile, Phil decides to teach the kids basic fix-it skills around the house; Gloria spends some quality one-on-one time with Manny, leaving Jay alone with baby Joe; and Mitch helps Lily deal with a schoolyard bully, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Fred Willard as Frank Dunphy, Wendi McLendon-Covey as Pam, Luke Grakal as Milo and Margaret Easley as Rachel.
  "The Wow Factor" was written by Ben Karlin and directed by Steven Levitan.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Brown Trembler
  NOAH AND OPUS ARE LIVING IT UP AT GEORGE'S, DALIA COMES TO TERMS WITH HER HOARDING, AND FRED TAKES LESSONS ON HOW TO BE HIP, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  "Brown Trembler" - Post-divorce Noah and Opus take up residence in a high end hotel until the Chatswin moms corner George and force him to intervene. Luckily George allows Noah and Opus to move in with him until they get back on their feet. Meanwhile, Dallas discovers that Dalia is a hoarder, and Fred enlists Tessa to school him on what's hip so he can land the job of his dreams, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Brown Trembler" guest stars Darlene Hunt as Connie, Dana Powell as Rhonda, Sean Smith as hotel manager and Patrick Carlyle as Todd.
  "Brown Trembler" was written by Patricia Breen and directed by Phil Traill.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: When You're Tired of Breaking Other Hearts
  KATIE COURIC GUEST STARS AS HERSELF ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE" WHEN RAYNA APPEARS ON THE "KATIE" SHOW TO TALK ABOUT HER FAILED MARRIAGE
  Additional Guest Stars Include Wyclef Jean, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Jay Hernandez, Susan Misner and WKRN-TV's Lori Mitchell as Herself
  "When You're Tired of Breaking Other Hearts" -- Katie Couric guest stars as herself when Rayna appears on the "Katie" show, trying to set the record straight about her marriage and balancing her career with motherhood. Juliette attempts to take her album launch into her own hands but it backfires when she tweets out a surprise concert location. Maddie lies to Teddy about her whereabouts -- with dangerous consequences -- and Deacon is drawn to his dog's pretty new veterinarian, Stacey. Meanshile Avery tries to control his musical destiny by flouting Dominic and Marilyn, and things are awkward between Scarlett and Gunnar, as he continues to process his brother's death, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Katie Couric as herself, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy Kenter, Susan Misner as Stacey, Wyclef Jean as Dominic King, Sylvia Jeffries as Jolene, Jay Hernandez as Dante Rivas, Maisy Stella as Daphne, Lennon Stella as Maddie, David Alford as Bucky, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Rya Kihlstedt as Marilyn Rhodes, Todd Truley as Marshall Evans and Aerica D'Amaro as Lindsay.
  "When You're Tired of Breaking Other Hearts" was written by Jason George and David Gould and directed by Paul McCrane.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Can't Fight This Feeling
  A GAS TANKER EXPLODES ON A SEATTLE HIGHWAY, AND A DISTRAUGHT MOTHER FIGHTS TO FIND A DIAGNOSIS FOR HER AILING SON, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  Guest Starring Sarah Chalke ("Scrubs")
  "Can't Fight This Feeling" - A gas tanker explodes on a Seattle highway, causing multiple injuries -- including paramedic Matthew; Meredith and Jo help a frantic mother (Sarah Chalke) whose child is suffering from a mysterious illness; and Owen bonds with a young boy whose parents are in critical condition. Meanwhile true colors are revealed when Alex is forced to work with Jo's boyfriend on an ailing patient, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, MARCH 28 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Sarah Chalke as Polly. Other guest cast TBA.
  "Can't Fight This Feeling" was written by Meg Marinis and directed by Mark Jackson.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Snake in the Garden
  KARMA'S A B*TCH, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  Gregg Henry Is Back Guest Starring as Hollis Doyle
  "Snake in the Garden" - The team find themselves working for the devil when Hollis Doyle's daughter is kidnapped and held for ransom. Meanwhile, David is still in danger and is forced to seek shelter at Pope & Associates; Olivia and Jake take their flirtatious relationship to the next level even as the President continues to rely on Jake for intel; in the White House, Cyrus will stop at nothing to get back into the President's good graces; and Mellie's claws come out when she tells Fitz he needs to make some changes, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY, MARCH 28 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring Gregg Henry as Hollis Doyle. Other guest cast TBA.
  "Snake in the Garden" was written by Raamla Mohamed and directed by Ron Underwood.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: In the Heat of the Noche
  BRAD USES HIS BUSINESS SKILLS TO KEEP CHUCKLES AND HUGGS AFLOAT, WHEN ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS" MOVES TO ITS NEW NIGHT AND TIME
  David Alan Grier Guest Stars
  "In the Heat of the Noche" - Brad uses his skills, plus help from the gang, to prop up Chuckles and Huggs after the gym's loopy owner, Terry (guest star David Alan Grier), tells him it may be closing. Meanwhile, Penny and Max try to break the habit of texting the men in their lives (Pete/the new guy Max is dating). They turn to NocheTussin, a black market cough medicine, to help them sleep when they'd normally be texting, on "Happy Endings," which moves to its new night and time FRIDAY, MARCH 29 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are David Alan Grier as Terry, Nick Zano as Pete, Brody Moller as Cody, Meredith Roberts as Gillian, Bruno Amato as repo man 1, Sean Bass as Roland and Andrew Donnelly as Stuart.
  "In the Heat of the Noche" was written by Matthew Libman & Daniel Libman and directed by Josh Bycel.
   

• ABC HAPPY ENDINGS: The Straight Dope
  JUST HOW FAR WILL MAX GO FOR SOME PREMIUM BULLS TICKETS?, ON ABC'S "HAPPY ENDINGS"
  "The Straight Dope" - Max meets a cute girl who is a season tickets holder for the Bulls, leaving him no choice but to pretend to be straight, of course! Meanwhile, Alex is tired of everyone dismissing her as the dimwitted blonde, so she becomes well read to prove them wrong. However her newfound knowledge completely throws the whole group dynamic off and no one likes it, on "Happy Endings," FRIDAY, MARCH 29 (8:30-9:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Abby Elliott as Katie, Stephen Guarino as Derrick, Nate Shelkey as Larry, Nadege August as Leslie Gruff, Nichole Bunch as waitress, Chad Fogland as Geoff Klein, Cohl Kenneth Klop as scalper and Isabella Williams as Baby Justice.
  "The Straight Dope" was written by Lon Zimmet and Dan Rubin, and directed by Steven Sprung.
   

• ABC Family ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF  THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER (3/25)
  BEN HAS AN EPIPHANY AND OMAR PROPOSES TO ADRIAN ON "THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER," AIRING, MONDAY, MARCH 25
  Burbank, CA (March 4, 2013) - Ben comes to a realization that Amy might not have been his first love and Omar proposes to Adrian, on an all new episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," premiering Monday, March 25 (8:00 - 9:00 PM ET/PT).
  In the all-new episode, "It's a Miracle," Ben is in a euphoric mood, while driving Ethan to the airport he has an epiphany that Amy may not have been his first love. Omar leaves his student teaching job and proposes to Adrian. Ethan pleads with Kathy's parents to let her return home with him. Ricky confides in Dr. Fields about Amy's lack of enthusiasm towards their marriage - and Amy confides in Dr. Fields that she has other hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, Jack is restless with his injuries and enlists Grace's help. And, George meets with David to discuss Robie's paternity.
  The series cast includes Shailene Woodley, Ken Baumann, Greg Finley, Daren Kagasoff, Megan Park, Francia Raisa, Michael Grant, Cierra Ramirez with Steve Schirripa. In "It's a Miracle," the guest stars include Beverley Mitchell, Jacqueline Obradors, De'Vaughn Nixon, Tricia O'Kelley, Ana Lucasey, Ben Weber, Marlene Forte, Julian Acosta, Francois Chau, Carla Maria Jimenez, Natalie Dreyfuss, Luke Zimmerman and Ernie Hudson; special guest stars include Mark Derwin and Josie Bissett.
   

• AMC The Walking Dead Sundays 9/8c Episode 315 This Sorrowful Life
  Interview with Chad L. Coleman (Tyreese)
  Featured Video Sneak Peek
  Features The Walking Dead's NEW Season 3 Character Quiz Reveals Who You Really Are
  A possible truce with the Governor comes with strings attached for Rick and the group.
   

• BBCA The Bells of Saint John - Episode 6
  The Doctor’s search for Clara Oswald brings him to modern day London, where Wi-Fi is everywhere. Humanity lives in a Wi-Fi soup. But something dangerous is lurking in the signals, picking off minds and imprisoning them. As Clara becomes the target of this insidious menace, the Doctor races to save her and the world from an ancient enemy.
  Episode credits: Written by Steven Moffat, directed by Colm McCarthy (Ripper Street, The Tudors), and produced by Denise Paul (Taggart).
   

• CBS ALICIA IS CONVINCED TO WAIVE ATTORNEY/CLIENT PRIVILEGE TO HELP THE POLICE WHEN A CLIENT IS MURDERED, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  John Noble Guest Stars as Alicia’s Murdered Client
  Matthew Perry Guest Stars as Mike Kresteva
  Stockard Channing Returns as Alicia’s Mother
  “Death of a Client” – When an erratic and litigious client is murdered, Alicia is convinced to waive attorney/client privilege to help the police when she learns that the killer may also be targeting someone close to her. Also, Peter and Mike Kresteva vie for an influential endorsement and Diane receives a stunning offer, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, March 24 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. John Noble guest stars as Alicia’s murdered client; Matthew Perry returns as Mike Kresteva; and Stockard Channing returns as Alicia’s mother.
  WRITTEN BY: Robert King and Michelle King
  DIRECTED BY: Robert King
   

• CBS THE CBI TEAM INVESTIGATES WHEN THE YOUNG LEAD OF A LOCAL THEATER PRODUCTION DIES ON THE EVE OF THE OPENING, ON “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  “Behind the Red Curtain” — The CBI team investigates when the young lead of a local theater production dies on the eve of the opening. Meanwhile, Jane hopes to get more information about Red John from the comatose Jason Lennon, on THE MENTALIST, Sunday, March 24 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Erika Green Swafford and Eoghan Mahony
  DIRECTED BY: Chris Long
   

• CBS FUTURE VERSIONS OF TED AND BARNEY TRY TO CONVINCE TED TO GO TO SEE ROBOTS VERSUS WRESTLERS, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, MARCH 25
  Jayma Mays (“Glee”) Guest Stars as a Coat Check Girl
  “The Time Travelers” — Future versions of Ted and Barney try to convince Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Meanwhile, Marshall challenges Robin to a dance-off, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 25 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jayma Mays (“Glee”) guest stars as a coat check girl.
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS AUDREY TRIES TO IMPRESS THE ATTENDEES OF AN EVENT THAT BRENDA IS CATERING, ONLY TO FIND THEY LIKE JEFF BETTER, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," MONDAY, MARCH 25
  "Catering" – After Brenda enlists Jeff and Audrey’s help catering a Columbia University event, Audrey tries to impress the attendees, only to discover they are more impressed with Jeff’s bartending skills. Meanwhile, Russell is angry when Timmy excludes him from dinner with his parents, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Monday, March 25 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   

• CBS MOLLY AND VICTORIA SET OFF ON A COLLEGE SPRING BREAK ADVENTURE, ON "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, MARCH 25
  Gerald McRaney Returns as Police Captain Patrick Murphy
  "Spring Break" – Molly joins her sister on a spring break road trip to party with Victoria’s friends from junior college. Meanwhile, Mike pulls strings with his boss to get special overtime assignments in hopes of making extra money, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, March 25 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Gerald McRaney guest stars as Police Captain Patrick Murphy, Mike’s boss.
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Foster, Al Higgins and Mark Gross
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS MAX TRIES TO COAX CAROLINE INTO APOLOGIZING TO HAN AFTER HE FIRES HER FOR INSULTING HIS DINER, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, MARCH 25
  “And The Big Hole” – Han fires Caroline after she insults his diner and Max tries to mend their relationship, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, March 25 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Liz Feldman
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Savage
   

• CBS WHEN THREATS TURN DEADLY AGAINST A TOUR COMPANY THAT ENDANGERS THE LOCAL SHARK POPULATION, FIVE-0 MUST NARROW DOWN THE SUSPECT LIST, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, MARCH 25
  “Hoa Pili” – When threats turn deadly against a tour company that endangers the local shark population, Five-0 faces the difficult task of narrowing down the suspect list. Meanwhile, the team debates whether or not Kamekona will earn his helicopter license, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, March 25 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  (*Hoa Pili is Hawaiian for “Close Friend”)
  TELEPLAY BY: Kyle Harimoto
  STORY BY: Richard Arthur and Kyle Harimoto
  DIRECTED BY: Jeff Cadiente
   

• CBS THE NCIS TEAM HEADS OUT TO SEA TO INVESTIGATE A MURDER ABOARD A U.S. NAVY SHIP, BUT IS SURPRISED TO UNCOVER THAT McGEE’S FATHER IS AMONG THE LIST OF SUSPECTS, ON “NCIS,” TUESDAY, MARCH 26
  Jamey Sheridan (“Homeland”) Guest Stars as McGee’s father, Navy Admiral John McGee
  “Squall” – A massive storm brings the NCIS team aboard the USS Borealis, where everyone becomes a suspect once the crime scene proves that Mother Nature wasn’t the only culprit. Tension builds when McGee discovers that his estranged father, Navy Admiral John McGee, was on board during the incident, on NCIS, Tuesday, March 26 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jamey Sheridan (“Homeland”) guest stars as McGee’s father, Navy Admiral John McGee.
  WRITTEN BY: Bill Nuss
  DIRECTED BY: Tom Wright
   

• CBS THE NCIS: LOS ANGELES AND NCIS: RED TEAMS CONTINUE TO WORK TOGETHER IN A URGENT HUNT FOR AN ELUSIVE TERRORIST, ON THE CONCLUSION OF A TWO-PART EPISODE OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, MARCH 26
  Guest Stars Include Kim Raver as NCIS Special Agent Paris Summerskill, John Corbett as Roy Haines and Scott Grimes as NCIS Special Agent Dave Flynn
  “Red: Part Two” – While the LA team chases leads digitally and locally, the NCIS: Red team travels in their mobile trucks, nicknamed “Laverne and Shirley,” in a race to track down a cunning terrorist before he disappears, on the conclusion of a two-part episode of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, March 26 (9:00-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Kim Raver (“Grey’s Anatomy”) as NCIS Special Agent Paris Summerskill, John Corbett (“Sex and the City”) as Roy Haines and Scott Grimes (“ER”) as NCIS Special Agent Dave Flynn.
  WRITTEN BY: Shane Brennan
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS CLARK AND OWEN TRY TO FIND THE KILLER OF A WEALTHY PHILANTHROPIST FOUND DEAD IN HER APARTMENT, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” TUESDAY, MARCH 26
  Editor’s note: The start time for this episode has been changed.
  Polly Draper Returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ Mother
  “Just Say No” – Clark and Owen investigate the murder of a wealthy philanthropist who is also the daughter-in-law of a shipping mogul. Meanwhile, Clark’s mother asks for help with a loan shark who is harassing her, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, March 26 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Polly Draper (“Thirtysomething”) returns as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ mother.
  WRITTEN BY: Jennifer Corbett
  DIRECTED BY: Paul McCrane
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 25, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  PLEASE NOTE: The one-hour special “Here Comes Peter Cottontail” will air on Tuesday, March 26 from 8:00-9:00 p.m.
  MONDAY, MARCH 25 THE CARRIE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Identity Crisis” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  BENDING THE RULES — Carrie (AnnaSophia Robb) jumps at the chance to a take on a fabulous new identity as Larissa (Freema Agyeman), but gets more than she bargained for when Larissa’s hijinks catch up with her. After a whirlwind day in Manhattan, Walt (Brendan Dooling) is forced to face the feelings he is desperately trying to hide. Sebastian (Austin Butler) and Maggie (Katie Findlay) agree to keep a secret from Carrie. Mouse (Ellen Wong) takes a page from Donna LaDonna’s (Chloe Bridges) playbook. Meanwhile, Tom (Matt Letscher) decides to take a meditation class, but finds himself surprisingly tense after a run-in with another attendee. Jann Turner directed the episode written by Jessica O’Toole and Amy Rardin (#111.)
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 ARROW — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Salvation” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  OLIVER MUST SAVE ROY HARPER FROM A MURDERER — An angry resident of The Glades who calls himself “The Savior” (guest star Christopher Redman) embarks on a kidnapping and killing spree to punish those he believes have wronged the residents of his neighborhood. To make things worse, he broadcasts these murders online and claims he was inspired by Arrow’s (Stephen Amell) vigilantism. Oliver is horrified by this statement and vows to stop “The Savior,” but his manhunt in intensified after Thea (Willa Holland) comes to him in tears and tells him Roy (guest star Colton Haynes) has been kidnapped. Laurel (Katie Cassidy) is surprised when her father (Paul Blackthorne) starts to believe her mother’s (guest star Alex Kingston) claim that Sara is still alive. Meanwhile, Malcom (John Barrowman) tells Moira (Susanna Thompson) to find the person responsible for his attempted murder. David Ramsey and Colin Donnell also star. Nick Copus directed the episode written by Drew Z. Greenberg & Wendy Mericle (#118).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27
  SUPERNATURAL — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET) “Freaks and Geeks” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SAM AND DEAN RUN ACROSS A NEW AND UNUSUAL TEAM OF HUNTERS — Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) investigate some recent vampire kills and are surprised to learn Krissy Chambers (guest star Madison McLaughlin) is involved. They find Krissy and learn her father was killed and she’s been taken in by a man named Victor (guest star Adrian Hough), who has taken in a group of orphan kids to teach them how to hunt. Victor is helping the teenagers find the vampires who took their parents so they can get revenge. Sam is intrigued by Victor’s method of giving the teenagers a home life as well as a hunting life, but Dean is suspicious of Victor’s motives. John F. Showalter directed the episode written by Adam Glass (#818).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 28
  THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET) “American Gothic” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  RACE FOR THE CURE — Elena (Nina Dobrev) and Rebekah (Claire Holt) take off in search of Katherine (also played by Nina Dobrev) and find themselves in a small town in Pennsylvania, where Elena has a surprising encounter with another old acquaintance -- Elijah (guest star Daniel Gillies). Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) are both concerned about Elena’s state of mind and are determined to do what’s best for her, but she makes it clear that helping her will be difficult. Damon is not sure how to react when Stefan reveals his unexpected plan for the future. Meanwhile, in Mystic Falls, Klaus (Joseph Morgan) receives Caroline’s (Candice Accola) reluctant help and comes to a new understanding of Silas’ powers. Kellie Cyrus directed the episode written by Evan Bleiweiss & Jose Molina (#418).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 28
  BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET) “Partners in Crime” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TESS CONFRONTS CAT — Cat (Kristin Kreuk) is forced to reveal things that she had been keeping from Tess (Nina Lisandrello) to salvage their relationship, and to protect Vincent (Jay Ryan). Gabe (Sendhil Ramamurthy) is suspicious of everyone in the department, while Evan (Max Brown) witnesses Cat doing something that changes his opinion of her, making him even more determined to track down the beast. Brian White also stars. Rick Rosenthal directed the episode written by Emily Silver (#116).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 29
  NIKITA — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET) “Inevitability” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  DIVISION GOES TO PARIS — When Nikita (Maggie Q) decides Division should take on a government mission to eliminate the President of Chad (guest star Jonathan Adams) while he’s in Paris, Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) takes a stand and refuses to participate. Upset that Nikita is keeping secrets from everyone, much like Percy did, Alex recruits Birkoff (Aaron Stanford) to dig up secrets on Danforth (guest star Richard T. Jones) to use as leverage in case things get messy with the government. Alex and Birkhoff are shocked when they come across a secret so big it could blow up Division — literally. Shane West, Noah Bean, Dillon Casey and Devon Sawa also star. Mark Baldwin directed the episode written by Kristen Reidel (#315). Preview
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 29
  CULT — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “The Good Fight” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  OBBA BABATUNDE (“DAWSON’S CREEK,” “THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS) GUEST STARS IN THE EPISODE — Skye (Jessica Lucas) collapses the morning after the “Cult” fan party, suffering a serious reaction to the drug she was slipped. The doctors urge Jeff (Matt Davis) to locate a sample of the drug so they can find a way to reverse its effects in order to save Skye’s life. Detective Sakelik (guest star Aisha Hinds “Weeds”) arrives at the hospital but refuses to help. Jeff suspects that the drug might be hidden at her place so he takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, inside Skye’s hallucinogenic state, Billy (Robert Knepper), Kelly (Alona Tal) and Skye’s father Quentin (guest star Obba Babatunde) encourage Skye to give up and stop searching for the truth. Martha Coolidge directed the episode written by Megan Lynn & Wade Solomon (#106).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(8:30 -9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BOB AND THE FAMILY TAKE A SWINGING VACATION IN AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX
  The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda’s parents who live in a senior home that – to Linda’s complete horror – is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves entertained, Tina, Gene and Louise go on a hunt for a mysterious python that allegedly ate one of the residents’ dogs in the all-new “It Snakes A Village” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 24 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-305) (TV-14 D, L)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
  Guest Voice Cast: Nick Offerman as Herb Weiner; Megan Mullally as Irene Weiner
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE JURY IS IN SESSION ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX
  Padma Lakshmi (“Top Chef”) Makes Guest-Voice Cameo
  A bloody murder occurs at Mayor West’s mansion, and he is the prime suspect. The mayor is put on trial, and it is up to the citizens of Quahog to determine if he is guilty or not in the all-new “12 and a Half Angry Men” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 24 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1014) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Quagmire, Carter Pewterschmidt, Doctor Hartman, Irish Guy, Seamus and Tom Tucker ; Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin, Miss Burke, Marion and Tricia Takanawa; Seth Green as Chris Griffin; Mila Kunis as Meg; Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Herbert and Bruce; and Patrick Warburton as Joe.
  Guest Voice Cast: Padma Lakshmi as Herself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  A SMITH FAMILY SECRET IS REVEALED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX
  Francine discovers Steve’s special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Hiko’s sister, Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game, but she’s still devastated over Jeff, so they decide to push her through the five stages of grief as quickly as possible in the all-new “Spelling Bee My Baby” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-713) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith and Roger the Alien; Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith; Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley; Scott Grimes as Steve; Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus; Jeff Fischer as Jeff.
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 25
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE INTEGRITY OF AN UNDERCOVER COP ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, MARCH 25 ON FOX
  An undercover police officer, who was investigating a string of ATM robberies, turns up dead in a van with a bag of diamonds found inside his mutilated body. So the Jeffersonian team must figure out whether or not the ATM robbers are also murderers, or if the cop was crooked. Meanwhile, Brennan is the subject of a documentary commissioned to raise funds for the Jeffersonian, and she struggles to be likeable on camera in the all-new “The Blood from the Stones” episode of BONES airing Monday, March 25 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-816) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Eugene Byrd as Dr. Clark Edison; Dave Thomas as Andrew Jursic; Sherman Augustus as Joe Dinco, Erin Cardillo as Lauren Martin; Thomas Khleo as Marcos Herrera; Abbie Cobb as Paul Byrne; Matt Lara as FBI Tech; Curtis Armstrong as Oscar Schultz; Terry Walters as Pat Richards.
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 25
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  RYAN HARDY REUNITES WITH AN OLD FRIEND ON AN ALL-NEW “THE FOLLOWING” MONDAY, MARCH 25, ON FOX
  After discovering Claire’s location, Joe sends two followers to capture her, but Ryan may be one step ahead. Meanwhile, Jacob struggles with recent decisions causing his reunion with Emma to be less than ideal. Also, a relationship from Ryan’s past plays a significant role in his future in the all-new “Guilt” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Monday, March 25 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-110) (TV14 L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Mike Colter as Agent Nick Donovan; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell; Warren Kole as Roderick; Christopher Denham as Vince; Tom Pelphrey as Brock; David Zayas as Tyson
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 26
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS AND THE BOYS VISIT CHICAGO AND MEET MORE OF NICK’S FAMILY ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MARCH 26, ON FOX
  Special Guest Appearances by Emmy Award Winner Margo Martindale (“Justified”), Nick Kroll (“The League,” “The Nick Kroll Show”) and Bill Burr (“Breaking Bad”)
  When a death occurs in Nick’s family, Jess, Schmidt and Winston travel with Nick to the Windy City to help him with the funeral preparations and meet his boisterous family members, including his mom, Bonnie (guest stat Martindale); his younger brother, Jamie (guest star Kroll); and his Boston cousin, Bobby (guest star Burr), in the all-new “Chicago” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, March 26 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-220) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Margo Martindale as Bonnie; Nick Kroll as Jamie; Bill Burr as Bobby; Ellen Albertini Dow as Old Aunt Ruthie
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 26
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  DANNY’S PAST COMES BACK IN THE FORM OF HIS BEST FRIEND ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, MARCH 26, ON FOX
  Ellie Kemper (“The Office”), Bill Tangradi (“Argo”) and Dan Castellaneta (THE SIMPSONS) Guest-Star
  Danny gets caught sneaking out the office supply of painkillers for his troublemaker childhood friend Stevie (guest star Bill Tangradi), who has instant chemistry with Mindy. Meanwhile, Mindy is in for a shock when Heather (guest star Ellie Kemper), Josh’s ex-girlfriend who ruined Mindy’s Christmas party, shows up at her doorstep to ask for her blessing to move into her apartment building. Mindy says “yes,” but immediately begins to plot ways to ruin Heather’s rental application in the all-new “Danny’s Friend” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, March 26 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-118) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Mary Grill as Maggie; Ellie Kemper as Heather; Bill Tangradi as Steve; Dan Castellaneta as Marty.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 28
  **ONE-HOUR SEASON FINALE**--“RAISING HOPE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BURT GETS MUSICAL (AND KOSHER) ON THE SEASON THREE FINALE OF “RAISING HOPE” THURSDAY, MARCH 28, ON FOX
  Burt’s parents (Guest stars Shirley Jones and Lee Majors) come to town with the surprising news that he actually is Jewish. So Burt takes a musical crash course in his newfound heritage to prepare for the Bar Mitzvah he never had. Then, it’s a Mother’s Day to remember as Burt and Barney take a road trip to Maw Maw’s childhood home and discover that her mother may still be alive. Multiple generations of crazy gather under one roof in the special all-new one-hour “Burt Mitzvah – The Musical/Mother’s Day” season finale episode of RAISING HOPE airing Thursday, March 28 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HOP-321/22) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Shirley Jones and Lee Majors
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 29
  --“TOUCH” -- (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  ONE OF THE “36” IS HOURS AWAY FROM DEATH-ROW EXECUTION ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” FRIDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX
  “24” Alum Annie Wersching Guest-Stars
  As Martin tracks down Philip Green (guest star Paul Vincent O'Connor), a man that Jake led him to, he learns that Mr. Greene was Dr. Teller’s first patient and is on death row for the triple murder of Aster Corps employees. With the execution in a matter of hours, Martin rushes to the prison to look for answers, but Mr. Green won’t reveal anything unless he is reunited with his estranged daughter – Dr. Kate Gordon (guest star Wersching). Will the numbers add up when time is of the essence and lives are at stake in the all-new “Clockwork” episode of TOUCH airing Friday, March 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-209) (TV-14 V)
  Guest Cast: Greg Ellis as Trevor Wilcox; Ray Santiago as Ruben Santiago; Bodhi Elfman as Avram; Paul Vincent O'Connor as Philip Green; Scott Klace as Ben Miller; Annie Wersching as Dr. Kate Gordon; Jamie McShane as Mike; Karis Campbell as Jenny
   

• History Vikings Episode 4 This Sunday the drama continues on HISTORY's scripted series Vikings and we have more content and opportunities for you below!
  In the fourth episode Earl Haraldson sends a spy to watch Ragnar as he unleashes a flood of violence and panic on the new world. In the midst of the terror, Ragnar and Lagertha discover there are consequences for every action and they are never outside the watchful eye of Earl.
  Below is a full episode four show description, which premieres this Sunday, March 24 at 10 p.m. Also below is an early release of scenes from episode four and a Wondercon reminder:
  VIKINGS EPISODE FOUR DESCRIPTION "Trial" - Sunday, March 24 at 10 p.m.
  The Vikings head back to England to see what other treasures this new world has to offer. This go round Ragnar and his crew sail out with Earl Haraldson's permission....and also with Earl Haraldson's spy. After bloodshed on the beach, the Vikings choose the Sabbath to invade the town of Hexam and unleash a flood of violence and panic. In the midst of the terror, Ragnar and Lagertha discover that there are consequences for every action and Earl Haraldson is always watching.
  Directed by: Ciaran Donnelly Written by: Michael Hirst
  SCENES & PROMOS FROM VIKINGS: Airs Sundays at 10/9c on HISTORY
  Athelstan Questions God
  WONDERCON REMINDER: If you are planning to attend WonderCon this year, please join the cast of Vikings on Saturday, March 30 at 10:30am for their panel in room 300 DE.
   

• History The Bible Season 1, Episode 7 "The Mission" Sunday March 24 8:00pm
  Episode Synopsis: Part 7 of 10. Jesus resurrects Lazarus.
   

• Lifetime Army Wives Season 7, Episode 3 "Blowback" Sunday March 24 9:00pm
  News of an explosion in Afghanistan rocks Fort Marshall; Joan is surprised by her new orders; Denise gets more than she bargained for when she agrees to watch David and Sara Elizabeth; Latasha, Maggie and Denise are brought together when their boys get into trouble; Jackie worries that Kevin is returning to battle too soon.
   

• Lifetime The Client List Episode: "Cowboy Up" Sunday March 24 10:00pm
  Linette is in a car accident and temporarily moves in with Riley while she recovers; Evan takes on a dangerous job in order to help Riley with a financial burden; Riley decides to make the Rub of Sugarland coed and hires a masseur. Original Air Date: Mar 24, 2013
  Guest Cast Elisabeth Rohm: Taylor Berkhalter Sterling Sulieman: Tom Maise Greg Grunberg: Dale Locklin
   

• NBC PRIMETIME SCHEDULE - Sunday March 24, 2013 - Saturday March 30, 2013
  "REVOLUTION" "THE STAND"
  03/25/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : A POWERED-UP MONROE ATTEMPTS TO WIPE OUT THE REBELS – Miles (Billy Burke) leads the rebel squad out of Philadelphia and away from Monroe’s (David Lyons) helicopters and machine guns. Meanwhile, a guilt-ridden Rachel (Elizabeth Mitchell) tries to redeem herself by providing power to the rebels, but once again must leave her children, Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos) and Danny (Graham Rogers), behind. As if there wasn’t enough heat, romantic sparks ignite between Miles and Nora (Daniella Alonso).
  Also starring, Giancarlo Esposito, JD Pardo, Zak Orth and Tim Guinee
  REVOLUTION Returns Monday, March 25 at 10/9c
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  Watch the First Minute J.J. Abrams and Eric Kripke preview Revolution's next episode, coming Monday, March 25 at 10/9c to NBC.
  NBC: Revolution Prequel Webisode Series and more!
  We have the latest webisode in the amazing live action series, Enemies of the State, the web exclusive prequel for REVOLUTION which just went live. Below, we have included all four webisodes for you, with the newest on top. If you've been following the webisodes so far, you already know how exciting they are, if not - you can catch-up on all of them now. Count down to the return of REVOLUTION on Monday, March 25th at 10 PM.
  And don't forget, you can catch-up on all of Season 1 to date on NBC.com for a limited time, or check out the season-to-date recap or watch the pilot with commentary from the Jon Favreau and Eric Kripke.
  Prequel "Enemies of the State"
  Enemies of the State: Part 4 (new) Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
   

• NBC "GO ON" "MATCHUP PROBLEMS"
  03/26/2013 (09:01PM - 09:31PM) (Tuesday) : RYAN’S "WING MAN" TURNS INTO COMPETITOR FOR THE AFFECTION OF A BEAUTIFUL WIDOW-COURTENEY COX GUEST STARS -- Anne (Julie White) offers to set up Ryan (Matthey Perry) with a new acquaintance, Talia (Courteney Cox), a recent widow struggling to find her emotional direction. When the three go out together, Talia ends up heavily flirting with them both. Meanwhile Lauren (Laura Benanti) accidentally attracts a man away from Yolanda (Suzy Nakmura) who has gone on an Asian singles cruise to find a man for herself.
  Also starring Brett Gelman, Sarah Baker, Tonita Castro, Bill Cobbs and Hayes Macarthur
   

• NBC "THE NEW NORMAL" "ABOUT A BOY SCOUT"
  03/26/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Tuesday) : BOY SCOUTS HONOR – Despite Bryan’s (Andrew Rannells) concerns, David (Justin Bartha), a former Eagle Scout, jumps at the chance to chaperone a Boy Scout overnight with his friend’s son. His skills earn him the respect of the other fathers and scouts, but when one father disagrees with his lifestyle, David’s Boy Scout membership is revoked. Elsewhere, Rocky (NeNe Leakes) is helping Goldie (Georgia King) sort out her secret crush on Brice (guest star John Stamos). Bebe Wood also stars.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE BELLS AND WHISTLES"
  03/26/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : When Ivy (Megan Hilty) brings Sam (Leslie Odom, Jr.), back to town, Tom (Christian Borle) finds himself in an awkward situation. Jimmy (Jeremy Jordan) and Derek (Jack Davenport) clash over their vision for "Hit List," while both Ana (Krysta Rodriguez) and Karen (Katharine McPhee) struggle to stand up for what they want. Debra Messing, Anjelica Huston and Andy Mientus also star. Jesse L. Martin, Jamey Sheridan and Daphne Rubin-Vega guest star.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "ALEX, MEET LILY"
  03/27/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS? – Whitney (Whitney Cummings) begs Alex (Chris D’Elia) to hang out with Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones) because she is in need of a male friend. Alex reluctantly agrees, but ends up thoroughly enjoying Lily’s company. Meanwhile, to bring excitement back to Low Bar, Mark (Dan O’Brien) and R.J. (Tone Bell) start up a competitive game of darts. All goes well until Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn) is accidentally struck in the back with a dart.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "CRAZY, STUPID, WORDS"
  03/27/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : IT’S A FULL MOON – What starts as a little friendly competition at Low Bar ends on a sour note when Whitney (Whitney Cummings) goes one step too far by showing her backside to the group. Alex (Chris D’Elia) is angry at Whitney’s actions, but in order to show her he’s not uptight, he tries to take a compromising photo of himself but is embarrassingly interrupted by Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn) and Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones). Meanwhile, Mark (Dan O’Brien) discovers R.J. (Tone Bell) is deathly afraid of spiders.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "LEGITIMATE RAPE"
  03/27/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : WHEN A SPORTS REPORTER (GUEST STAR LAUREN COHAN) ACCUSES HER CAMERAMAN (GUEST STAR DAVID MARCIANO) OF RAPE, THE CASE BECOMES MORE COMPLICATED WHEN SHE LEARNS SHE IS PREGNANT
  A popular sports reporter (guest star Cohan) seeks out Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) to accuse a cameraman (guest star Marciano) of rape and stalking. The SVU squad and ADA Barba (Raúl Esparza) begin their preparations for a difficult trial when the victim learns she is pregnant as result of the rape. As the case proceeds, the defense uses controversial tactics in its efforts to persuade the jury. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins).
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "A COFFIN THAT SMALL"
  03/27/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : A FIREHOUSE RESCUE CALL LEAVES A LASTING IMPRESSION— Tragedy strikes when a rescue attempt at a tenement building proves unsuccessful, leaving the men and women of firehouse 51 affected by the loss of the victim. Severide’s (Taylor Kinney) decision to put Mills (Charlie Barnett) on the fast track to move from Truck to Squad doesn’t sit well with some of the others and tension mounts between Severide and Casey (Jesse Spencer) over Heather Darden (guest star Chaon Cross). Shay (Lauren German), and Dawson (Monica Raymund) are forced to deal with a junkie’s crazy behavior while on a call and Shea considers a different way to have a family. Meanwhile, the team draws the ire of local drug dealers who threaten the peace and safety of the neighborhood and firehouse. Eamonn Walker and David Eigenberg also star.
   

• NBC "1600 PENN" "BURSTING THE BUBBLE"
  03/28/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : A PRINCESS VISITS THE WHITE HOUSE—Princess Abigail of Andorra (guest star Hannah Simone) arrives at the White House to attend an annual peace gala and to everyone’s surprise, requests Skip (Josh Gad) to be her escort. Elsewhere, with D.B.’s (guest star Robbie Amell) parenting skills in question, Becca (Martha MacIsaac) decides to put him to the test, and learns something about herself in the process. Meanwhile, Emily (Jenna Elfman) is anxious to find some quality time with her friends, but discover things aren’t as they used to be. Bill Pullman, Amara Miller and Benjamin Stockham also star.
   

• NBC "1600 PENN" "MARRY ME, BABY"
  03/28/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Thursday) : PRESIDENT GILCHRIST AND FIRST LADY EMILY’S MARRIAGE FALLS INTO THE SPOTLIGHT—LARRY KING GUEST STARS—During an interview with Larry King, President Gilchrist (Bill Pullman) inadvertently sheds some insight into his marriage and puts the legitimacy of his nuptials with Emily (Jenna Elfman) into question. Meanwhile, Skip (Josh Gad) looks to help resolve the situation and Becca (Martha MacIsaac) and D.B. (guest star Robbie Amell) are met with some surprising news. Andre Holland, Amara Miller and Benjamin Stockham also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "NAMELESS"
  03/29/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Friday) : ‘GRIMM’ TAKES ON THE TALE OF RUMPELSTILTSKIN WHEN A MYSTERIOUS KILLER TARGETS A VIDEO GAME COMPANY -- When a gruesome homicide brings an office party to a screeching halt, Nick (David Giuntoli) and Hank (Russell Hornsby) find themselves battling a Wesen on a completely new platform - online. Meanwhile, Juliette’s (Bitsie Tulloch) mysterious hallucinations finally start to take shape, giving them a whole new meaning. Silas Weir Mitchell, Sasha Roiz, Reggie Lee, Bree Turner and Claire Coffee also star.
   

• Showtime Shameless Season 3, Episode 10 "Civil Wrongs" Sunday March 24 9:00pm
  Just when Fiona has settled into her job and found some structure to her life, Jimmy drops a bomb on her, while Frank revels in being the face of the gay-rights movement, and sees a way to make even more money out of his newfound celebrity.
   

• Showtime House of Lies Season 2, Episode 10 "All In" Sunday March 24 10:00pm
  Marty looks to solidify a future career opportunity, while Jeannie has misgivings about hers; and Doug needs to step up his social-networking skills when a promising business opportunity drops in his lap. Later, tensions erupt between Marty and his brother, Malcolm.
  Guest Cast Larenz Tate: Malcolm Adam Brody: Nate
   

• Showtime Californication Season 6, Episode 10 "Blind Faith" Sunday March 24 10:30pm
  Hank turns to Faith for comfort, but finds her involved with another, while Becca has some revealing news on the home front.
   

• SYFY Lost Girl is all-new on Monday - watch the sneak peek & clips from last week, if you need to get caught up. Lastly, there's a new Defiance trailer!
  Lost Girl-Airs Mondays at 10:30/9:30c.
  Delinquents - Sneak Peek The gang goes undercover to catch a killer Fae preying on at-risk youths. This episode also features special guest star, Linda Hamilton.
  Bo's Bun in the Oven - Clip The Fae world has many strange things to show us and it seems that in this moment, anything is possible.
  Do the Evolution - Clip Now that Bo has evolved, she's learning how to use her powers, but will she always use them for good?
   

• TNT Dallas "Guilt & Innocence" Monday, March 25, 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Peace among the Ewings is threatened when catastrophe strikes and Christopher's technology is believed to be the cause. As Bobby struggles to keep the family together, Sue Ellen reaches out to an old friend for help. Meanwhile, Pamela's mother, Afton Cooper, returns to Dallas to take care of her daughter. And Emma is put in the middle of her father and grandmother's relationship, pushing her closer to Drew, who's wrestling with a dark secret.
  Directed by Jesse Bochco Written by Robert Rovner
   

• TNT Monday Mornings "Truth or Consequences" - TV-14-DL - Monday, March 25, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  During Monday's 311 conference, Hooten calls Dr. Stewart Delany (guest star Ioan Gruffund) to explain how a careless mistake killed Delany's young patient. But the outcome of the conference leaves the hospital's surgeons conflicted. Sydney and Villanueva operate on Keith Harriman (guest star Lukas Behnken), a young man with extensive injuries from an apparent suicide attempt. Sydney and Buck wonder about the resources wasted on those who cannot or do not want to be saved. And Mark Ridgeway (guest star Eyal Podell) returns, determined to make Ty and Tina pay for their adultery.
  Directed by Arlene Sanford Written by Karen Struck & David E. Kelley
  Created by David E. Kelley Based on the novel by Sanjay Gupta M.D.
   

• TNT Southland "Heroes" - Wednesday, March 27, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  John takes drastic measures to try to save Hicks (guest star Gerald Mcraney) while being confronted with demons from his past. Sammy's lie about the tape weighs heavily on his conscious. Lydia and Ruben track down a John Doe. Ben's relationship with Elena (guest star Carmen Corral) becomes more serious.
  Directed by J. Michael Muro Written by Heather Zuhlke Created by Ann Biderman
   

• USA Network’s winning bracket: an all new episode of PSYCH!
  PSYCH-O’s it’s time to celebrate- next Wednesday, March 27th marks the 100th episode of Psych! The special episode will be homage, in part, to the beloved 1985 film Clue and will give fans the opportunity to determine the show’s ending via a live interactive, socially charged crowd-sourced event to mark this landmark 100th episode, “100 Clues.” Fans will be able to cast their votes on psych.usanetwork.com and Twitter. Relive all 99 episodes of Psych by tuning into the “99 Psychs on the Wall” marathon on Cloo beginning Saturday, March 23rd at 7/6c.
  SOCIAL TV: Don’t forget to help Shawn and Gus solve the latest Psych mystery by logging onto keep checking out PSYCH’s The S#cial Sector.THIS WEEK ON USA...CATCH THE MILESTONE 100TH EPISODE OF "PSYCH"
  Calling all PSYCH fans! USA brings you the series' milestone episode, "100 Clues," on Wednesday, March 27 at 10/9c. Inspired by the film CLUE, Psych-Os will get to vote for their favorite ending live! Plus, catch a heart-pounding episode of WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
  WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 PSYCH - "100 Clues" - 10/9c - LANDMARK 100TH EPISODE!
  Shawn (James Roday) and Gus (Dulé Hill) attend a secret party at a historical Santa Barbara mansion hosted by an aging rockstar named Billy Lipps (guest star Steve Valentine), a man the SBPD arrested years ago for a murder he doesn't remember committing. For the first time ever, PSYCH fans will have the unique opportunity to determine the show's ending via a live interactive, socially charged crowd-sourced event to mark this landmark 100th episode.
  Guest stars: Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Ann Warren, Martin Mull, Curt Smith, Steve Valentine, Garrett Morris

NON-FICTION

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS: 2306
  ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (3/24)
  A LITTLE BOY CONFESSES HE LIED ABOUT BEING SICK, AND PARENTS ARE SHOCKED WHEN THEIR DAUGHTER OPENS A GIFT OF A HAMSTER AND DISCOVERS IT'S HAD BABIES, ON ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2317" -- This week's highlights include videos of a little boy confessing to his mom that he said he was sick to get out of going to school, parents giving a little girl a pet hamster as a gift and being shocked when they discover it has had babies, a prank package of people getting sprayed by a kitchen sink hose, and Tom playing "Pick the Real Video," on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, MARCH 24 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on ABC Television Network.
   
• ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS (3/25 & 26)
  THE COMPETITION HEATS UP WITH ALL-NEW CELEBRITY PERFORMANCES ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS," MONDAY, MARCH 25
  One Couple Faces the First Dramatic Elimination on "Dancing With The Stars The Results Show," Tuesday, March 26
  Josh Groban & Icona Pop to Perform Tuesday Night
  "Episode 1602 & 1602A" - The competition heats up on "Dancing with the Stars" as the celebrities take on new dance routines and fight for survival, MONDAY, MARCH 25 (8:00-10:02 p.m., ET). The couples will be performing a Jive, Quickstep or Jazz routine.
  On TUESDAY, MARCH 26, one couple will face the first nail biting elimination on the season premiere of "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). The show will feature a musical performance by signer Josh Groban, who is set to perform his current single, "Brave," with an 18-piece band accompanied by "Dancing with the Stars" alumni Chelsie Hightower and Dmitry Chaplin. Adding to the excitement, acclaimed Swedish duo Icona Pop will perform their hit song, "I Love It." The results show will feature a spectacular opening performance by this season's pros and Troupe dancers.
   
• ABC SPLASH: 102
  THE SECOND GROUP OF CELEBRITY CONTESTANTS FLIP, FALL AND TRY NOT TO FLOP, ON ABC'S "SPLASH"
  Five Celebrity Divers Will Compete and One Will Be Eliminated in a Final Dive-Off
  "Episode 102" - After weeks of training with professional divers and being mentored by the world's most decorated and medaled diving legend, Greg Louganis, the second half of the ten celebrity contestants will face their fears as they flip, twist and spin into the depths of the pool below. The two with the lowest scores will go head to head in a dive-off to determine who will be the second contestant sent home, on "Splash," TUESDAY, MARCH 26 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  "Splash" marks the first time 10 celebrities will train and compete in regulation platform and springboard diving at dizzying heights in front of a weekly poolside audience. Each week their dives will be critiqued by two judges, London Olympic U.S. Gold medalist David Boudia and Australian Olympic athlete and USA Dive Team director Steve Foley.
   
• ABC NEXT WEEK ON ABC’S WIFE SWAP (3/28)
  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN "WIFE SWAP" HISTORY, A FAMILY BREAKS THE RULES OF THE SWAP AND REFUSES TO REUNITE FOR THE ROUNDTABLE DISCUSION
  A Tea Party Activist and a Mother in the Middle Of a Polyamorous Relationship Swap Lives
  "Envy/Loudon" - Political pundit and Tea Party activist Gina Loudon trades lives with a mom in a polyamorous relationship, on "Wife Swap," THURSDAY, MARCH 28 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. And in a first for the series, one of the families breaks the rules and refuses to reunite at the round table to discuss their experiences, leaving only one family to discuss things among themselves.
  In "Wife Swap," two mothers of families, each with opposing values, trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a two week-long challenge: In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life, do house work, unwind and more. Everything changes in the second week when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own set of rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the second week, the two couples meet for the first time in a raw and highly-charged exchange of views, making frank assessments of one another and discussing the experience.
  Gina Loudon is a staunch Tea Party activist and conservative political pundit who lives in San Diego, California with her husband, former Missouri State Senator John Loudon, and their five children -- Lyda (17), Lilly (13), Jack (10), Beau (6) and their adopted son Samuel (6), who has Down syndrome. Religion and politics are topics of constant discussion in the Loudon home, with John leading daily Bible study for his wife and children.
  In Castleton, New York, Angela Envy lives with her husband of eight years, Chris, along with Angela's daughter Brooklyn (12) and their three children -- Maverick (7), Lyric (5) and Kingston (1-1/2 ). Angela and Chris also share a live-in girlfriend, Ashley, who has become part of the family. Chris is a semi-professional wrestler in his spare time and works at a local warehouse to support his family.
   
• ABC SHARK TANK: 419
  TWO ENTRERPRENEURS ATTEMPT TO SOLVE THE "CARMUTER TRIANGLE" PROBLEM, AND A FRESH-FACED TEEN HOPES TO SWEET TALK THE SHARKS INTO INVESTING IN HER LINE OF SUGAR SCRUBS, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 419" - A pair of charismatic entrepreneurs from Los Angeles swim around offers for their device that prevents objects from slipping through what Mark Cuban calls the "carmuter triangle" -- that gap between the car seat and center console. Also, a fresh-faced 18-year-old from Pittsburgh, PA sweet talks the Sharks to invest in her natural skincare line of sugar scrubs, an idea she came up with at the age of 11; a man from Attleboro, MA hopes to wrap up a deal with his shrink wrap gift bags; and two men from Plymouth, MN present a tasty solution that could stem a looming ecological problem caused by the predator-free Lionfish. Maria Curcio and Veronica Perlongo from Freehold, NJ, who made an unprecedented deal with all five Sharks in Season 4, give an update on BuggyBeds, a product that provides around-the-clock bedbug detection, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, MARCH 29 (9:01-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC Friday March 29
  20/20 TBA
   
• Bravo The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 19 "Donktabulous!" Sunday March 24 7:00pm
  Kandi's housewarming bash is marked by dramas revolving around Kenya, spurring Cynthia's intervention. Meanwhile, NeNe settles into her rekindled romance; Kandi hosts a sales gathering; Phaedra and Kenya duel with competing workout videos.
   
• CBS “60 MINUTES” LISTINGS FOR SUNDAY, MARCH 24, 2013
  CRACKDOWN IN RUSSIA – Female punk protest band Pussy Riot piqued the ire of Russian authorities after they staged an anti-Putin rally in Moscow’s largest cathedral. The subsequent viral video of the stunt and stiff prison sentences for some of its members made the band a cause celebre. Lesley Stahl reports. Shachar Bar-On and Alexandra Poolos are the producers.
  BLINDSIDED – Brian Banks may yet play in the NFL. But he knows it’s a longshot, after spending five years in prison for a rape charge he was exonerated of. James Brown reports. Peter Radovich is the producer.
  THE NILE CROCODILE – Anderson Cooper finds out that underwater, the man-eating Nile crocodile can look graceful, even beautiful, as he swims with the dangerous predators and the researchers studying them. Michael Gavshon is the producer. Video
   
• CBS RACERS PANIC WHEN THEY COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH SCORPIONS IN AFRICA AND ONE TEAM CONFRONTS ANOTHER FOR U-TURNING THEM, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  “Scorpion King Hunter” – Racers take on the daunting challenge of hunting for scorpions in Africa and Chuck and Wynona confront Team YouTube for using the U-Turn against them, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, March 24 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   
• CBS AS THE NEWLY FORMED BIKAL TRIBE CONTINUES TO STRUGGLE PHYSICALLY IN CHALLENGES, THEY GROW INCREASINGLY TIRED OF PHILLIP’S ATTITUDE, ON "SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27
  "Tubby Lunchbox" — As the newly formed Bikal Tribe continues to struggle physically in challenges, they grow increasingly tired of Phillip’s attitude. Meanwhile, over at the Gota Tribe, Reynold shares confidential information about his hidden Immunity Idol that could change his game, on SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES, Wednesday, March 27 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS Thursday March 28 through Saturday March 30
  NCAA Basketball Championship (Regional Semifinal) (HD)
   
• CBS Saturday March 30 10:00pm
  48 Hours
  "THE WRITING ON THE WALL"
  (HD) TBA
   
• Food Network Cupcake Wars Sunday 8:00pm (airs again 11:00pm)
  The Young and the Restless
  Cupcakes celebrating the 10,000th episode of the daytime drama "The Young and the Restless" are prepared by bakers vying to serve them at a party for the show's cast and crew.
   
• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 26
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of HELL’S KITCHEN, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, COOK! ON AN ALL-NEW “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, MARCH 26, ON FOX
  It's off to the races when Chef Ramsay leads the first ever HK 3K run with the help of Olympic athletes Maurice Greene, Natalie Coughlin and Danell Leyva. Meanwhile, the red team and blue team must beat the clock and prepare a healthy lunch for the hungry runners. The winning team sets off in a private jet to California's wine country, while the losing team scrubs down the race course and prepares for dinner service. Later, tempers flare during dinner service when communication fails on both teams, and Chef Ramsay must step in when a fight breaks out between two teammates. Find out who winds up on the chopping block after another dramatic elimination in the all-new “17 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, March 26 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1104) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ONCE AGAIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27, ON FOX
  The remaining AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live in hopes of impressing the judges and America. After the performances, it is up to the nation to vote for their favorites. Tune in to see who amazes the judges and who falls flat in the all-new “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, March 27 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1233/34) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 28
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: GLEE is preempted tonight.]
  —“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER SINGING HOPEFUL IS ELIMINATED ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, MARCH 28, ON FOX
  It’s that time of the week where one of the finalists will be eliminated from the competition. Tune in to see who does not make the cut after America’s vote is revealed live in all-new the “Results Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, March 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1233/34A) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 30
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of THE FOLLOWING and HELL’S KITCHEN are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“COPS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  TEXT MESSAGES CONFIRMS A DRUG TRANSACTION ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX
  Officers from the Newport News Police Department in Virginia put a stop to a pursuit in progress and deal with an unstable suspect who claims to have called the police for assistance. Next, a routine traffic stop in takes a turn when officers from the Alameda County Sheriff’s Office find a bag of marijuana and evidence of a pending transaction through text messages. Finally, the Las Vegas Metro Police Department respond to a domestic violence call after a man and his stepson engage in a heated verbal argument in the all-new “Coast to Coast” premiere episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 30 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2505) (TV-PG L)
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "SU2226"
  03/24/2013 (07:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) :
  COMING UP ON "DATELINE"
  Two Hour Dateline Airing Sunday, March 24 at 7p/6c
  The smoke alarm in your home could mean the difference between life and death. But did you know that some alarms may not work fast enough in certain fires to get you to safety? What is really in your everyday household products like shampoo and toothpaste? Have you ever stopped to think about just how much information about you is available online? Dateline investigates and the answers are shocking (NEW).
  Dateline’s Chris Hansen reports on a world-wide FBI manhunt for a most unlikely Top Ten Most Wanted Fugitive, Jason Derek Brown. A one-time Eagle Scout and Mormon missionary, Brown is the primary suspect in a 2004 Phoenix murder (NEW).
  David Corvo is the senior executive producer, Liz Cole is the executive producer and Lester Holt is the primary anchor of "Dateline" (Sundays at 7p/6c). Follow "Dateline NBC" on Facebook and Twitter @datelinenbc.
   
• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" ""MEN IN BLACK ARE GONNA COME GET HIM""
  03/24/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ALL-STARS MUST USE A GLASS TRUCK TO CREATE A MARKETING CAMPAIGN FOR FAROUK SYSTEMS PRODUCTS.
  The contestants’ marketing skills are tested when tasked to promote Farouk Systems products using a glass truck. Coming off the heels of a surprise pick in the Boardroom, one team struggles to find harmony with a troublemaker on their team. On the other side, one team member is constantly labeled a "weak player" and has to prove to their team they are worthy of being an All-Star. In the end, one team hits the mark and the other is left to fight it out in the boardroom, where another celebrity is sent packing. Boardroom advisors: Arsenio Hall and Donald Trump, Jr.
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS PREMIERE"
  03/25/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : NBC’S EMMY-NOMINATED MUSICAL COMPETITION SERIES RETURNS FOR A FOURTH SEASON WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – In the season premiere, the "blind auditions" are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
  The Voice returns March 25th. WEB EXCLUSIVES: Who Would You Rather? The coaches tell Christina Milian whom they would rather rob a bank with, go to Vegas with, and be roommates with!
  Shakira Profile Get to know the fiery new Voice coach who's out to win it all.
   
• NBC "THE VOICE" "THE BLIND AUDITIONS, PART 2"
  03/26/2013 (08:00PM - 09:01PM) (Tuesday) : THE ‘BLIND AUDITIONS’ CONTINUE WITH WITH GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOCALISTS ADAM LEVINE, SHAKIRA, USHER AND CMA ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR BLAKE SHELTON – The "blind auditions" continue and are held in front of a celebrity panel of coaches including, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Shakira and Usher. The strongest vocalists from across the country compete to be selected by one of the coaches and fight for a chance to win the title of being named "The Voice." Christina Milian ("Be Cool") serves as Social Media Correspondent and Carson Daly ("Last Call with Carson Daly") hosts.
   
• NBC "FASHION STAR" "IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE"
  03/29/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : IT IS SUMMERTIME THIS WEEK ON "FASHION STAR" WHEN THE DESIGNERS ARE TASKED WITH CREATING STYLES FOR HOT WEATHER OCCASIONS – The "Fashion Star" designers must create a garment to complement a summer theme, choosing to create a look for a pool party, tropical vacation or summer in the city. Contestants are thrown a curve ball and must work together in teams, which creates some tension. One contestant becomes the first designer to sell to all three buyers, while a 4th designer is sent home.
   
• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS"
  "03113" 03/29/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : TBA
   
• PBS Live From Lincoln Center 8:00pm
  Kristin Chenoweth: The Dames of Broadway...All of 'Em!!!
  Kristin Chenoweth performs American Songbook classics in this salute to Broadway's leading ladies and scene-stealing sidekicks.
   
• PBS POV "Girl Model" Sunday March 24 10:00pm
  The Season 25 finale examines the modeling business through the eyes of a 13-year-old Siberian who signs with an agency in Japan, where the Russian preadolescent "look" is apparently all the rage, and the scout—a former model herself—who discovered her. Also: the StoryCorps shorts "Sundays at Rocco's" and "To R.P. Salazar, With Love."
   
• TLC Sunday is a BIG FAT GYPSY good time!
  This Sunday, TLC premieres the new season of MY BIG FAT AMERICAN GYPSY WEDDING, bringing back the outrageous and over-the-top lives and celebrations of America's hidden Gypsy culture. Here's a sneak peek of what viewers will experience this season.
  Sunday also brings the return of the UK Gypsy experience with the one-hour special MY BIG FAT GYPSY VALENTINE, following the journeys of two, young UK gypsy Travellers, Ina and Danielle, as they explore courtship, love, and prepare to wed their first loves. MY BIG FAT GYPSY VALENTINE premieres Sunday, March 24 at 8/7c.
  The new season of MY BIG FAT AMERICAN GYPSY WEDDING, with 8 hour-long episodes, premieres Sunday, March 24 at 9/8c.
   
• TNT Boston's Finest "End of Days" - Wednesday, March 27, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  After more than a quarter century as a Boston cop and following a year filled with personal difficulties, Robert "Twitch" Twitchell is finally being promoted to Sergeant. Now, with just a week left as a detective in the gang unit, he's focused on bringing in one last perp. Meanwhile, it's a very different kind of week for Officer Myles Lawton with the approaching anniversary of the murder of his father, a former cop himself. The emotions are complicated by a frustrating Roxbury case in which the alleged shooter gets away, and no one seems to know anything about him.
   
• TruTV Hardcore Pawn Returns March 26 Photo Video
   
• USA Network MONDAY, MARCH 25 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 8/7c
  With two weeks left until Wrestlemania, the Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• VH1 Mob Wives Season 3, Episode 11 "Mob Wives" Sunday March 24 10:00pm
  Renee tries to kick-start a new business endeavor. Elsewhere, Karen's newfound relationship begins to sizzle; and Love discloses details about her feud with Carla, leading to consequences.

RERUNS

• ABC SPECIAL PRESENTATION: The Ten Commandments
  CHARLTON HESTON PORTRAYS MOSES IN THE DRAMATIC BIBLICAL EPIC, "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS," SATURDAY, MARCH 30 ON ABC
  Cecil B. DeMille's massive film spectacle, "The Ten Commandments," one of the most popular box-office movies of all time, will air as an "ABC Special Presentation," SATURDAY, MARCH 30 (7:00-11:44 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/26/89)
  Starring Charlton Heston as Moses, this dramatic Biblical epic is presented with an all-star cast, including Yul Brynner as Pharaoh, Anne Baxter as Queen Nefretiri, Edward G. Robinson as the overseer of the slaves and Yvonne DeCarlo as Moses' wife.
  The film traces the story of Moses, from the time his mother set him afloat on the Nile, through his years as a young commander in Pharaoh's army to his betrayal and exile and, finally, his deliverance of the Israelites and the receiving of God's Commandments.
   

• ABC FAMILY PRESENTS A FULL WEEKEND OF DISNEY ANIMATED MOVIES AIRING SATURDAY, MARCH 30 AND SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  TOON IN TO ABC FAMILY'S WEEKEND OF DISNEY ANIMATED MOVIES AIRING SATURDAY, MARCH 30 AND SUNDAY, MARCH 31
  Burbank, CA (March 4, 2013) - It's a draw on which movie will be your favorite, as ABC Family presents a full weekend of classic Disney animated films on Saturday, March 30 and Sunday, March 31.
  Kicking the weekend off is the beloved 1951 feature, "Alice in Wonderland" (5:30PM-7:05PM ET/PT; encore Sunday 3:30PM-5:05PM ET/PT), following the adventures of young Alice as she finds herself in the strange, scary, whimsical world of Wonderland. Next up, a princess disguises herself as a soldier so she can fight to keep her people safe in "Mulan" (7:05PM - 9PM ET/PT; encore Sunday 5:05PM - 7PM ET/PT). And finally, after being tricked by his scheming uncle into thinking he caused his father's death, a guilt ridden lion cub flees into exile and abandons his identity as the future King, in "The Lion King" (9PM - 11PM ET/PT; encore Sunday 7PM - 9PM ET/PT).
  Sunday also features the timeless "Beauty and the Beast" (9PM - 11PM ET/PT).
   

• CBS LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING FOR THE BAU WHEN THE TEAM FINDS BODIES WITH RITUALISTICALLY MARKED CHANGES IN APPEARANCE, WHILE REID IS ANXIOUS AT THE PROSPECT OF MEETING HIS MYSTERY WOMAN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27
  Series Star Matthew Gray Gubler Directs the Episode
  “The Lesson” – The BAU investigates a series of male bodies that have been oddly disposed of, finding themselves in search of a killer with ritualistic tendencies. Also, Reid gets anxious when faced with the possibility of meeting his mystery woman, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, March 27 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Series star Matthew Gray Gubler directs the episode. (Originally broadcast 12/5/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Janine Sherman Barrois, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Series star Matthew Gray Gubler
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A REVEREND WHO WAS KILLED AT THE GRAVE SITE OF A FORMER CSI, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27
  "Fallen Angels" — The CSI team investigates the death of a reverend who was killed at the gravesite of former CSI Warrick Brown, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, March 27 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/14/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Tom Mularz
  DIRECTED BY: Louis Milito
   

• CBS WHILE DOING RESEARCH IN A HOSPITAL MORGUE, SHERLOCK STUMBLES UPON A SERIES OF MURDERS THAT HE BELIEVES HAVE BEEN COMMITTED BY AN ANGEL OF DEATH, ON A REBROADCAST OF “ELEMENTARY,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, MARCH 30
  Anika Noni Rose Guest Stars as Dr. Carrie Dwyer, Joan’s Former Friend and Colleague
  “Lesser Evils” – Sherlock tries to determine who has been killing weak and terminal patients at a hospital, making it look like they died of natural causes. Meanwhile, Sherlock learns more about Joan’s decision to walk away from her surgical career, on a rebroadcast of ELEMENTARY, on a special night and time, Saturday, March 30 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/1/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Liz Friedman
  DIRECTED BY: Colin Buskey
   

• The CW MONDAY, MARCH 25
  HART OF DIXIE — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET) “The Gambler” (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
  A CHANGE OF TUNE — Wade (Wilson Bethel) is excited to compete in the Battle of The Bands competition so he can use the prize money to open up his own bar, but Zoe’s (Rachel Bilson) suggestion that George (Scott Porter) play in the band ultimately backfires. Lemon (Jaime King) finds herself alone for the weekend until she talks Magnolia (guest star Claudia Lee) into some sisterly bonding. Meanwhile, Lavon (Cress Williams), who has seemingly given up on love, agrees to help Tom (guest star Ross Philips) with his relationship, which in turn opens his eyes to his own future. Jim Hayman directed the episode written by Dan Steele (#215).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 26
  ONE-HOUR SPECIAL — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET) “Here Comes Peter Cottontail” (TV-G) (HDTV)
  AN ANIMATED EASTER STORY WITH THE VOICES OF DANNY KAYE, CASEY KASEM AND VINCENT PRICE -- In this classic Easter special, a peddler named Seymore S Sassafrass (Danny Kaye) tells the story of young Peter (Casey Kasem) who dreams of becoming the Chief Easter Bunny. The special was directed by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin, Jr.
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 26 “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Insatiable” (TV-PG, LSV) (HDTV)
  CAT AND VINCENT GET A FRESH START — After taking their relationship to a new level, Cat (Kristin Kreuk) and Vincent (Jay Ryan) are forced to deal with reality when someone appears to be the framing the vigilante. Evan (Max Brown) finds proof that Cat knows more than she is letting on about the beast. Muirfield and the police are closing in on Vincent and this time there is no escape, so J.T. (Austin Basis) and Cat come up with an extreme solution. Meanwhile, Tess (Nina Lisandrello) following a tip, finds something that will forever change her relationship with Cat. Brian White also stars. Lee Rose directed the episode written by Blair Singer (#115).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s animated programs are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “BOB’S BURGERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE JAWS OF MR. FISCHOEDER’S NEW PIER PROP WREAK HAVOC ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX
  In an homage to “Jaws,” Bob’s landlord and pier proprietor Mr. Fischoeder (guest voice Kevin Kline) buys a mechanical shark as a pier attraction, but when it turns wild and starts terrorizing the town, it’s up to Bob and the family to stop it in the “The Deepening” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 24 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-211) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
  Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Kline as Calvin Fischoeder
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND AND DONNA CATCH BABY FEVER ON “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” SUNDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX
  Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”) Guest-Voices
  When Donna reveals that she wants another baby, Cleveland realizes that the vasectomy he has had must remain a secret from her. When Donna finds out that Cleveland has been lying to her, she pretends that’s she’s pregnant to get back at him. Meanwhile, Rallo lands the lead role in a community production of the musical, “Annie,” in the “A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 24 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-402) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Reagan Gomez as Roberta Tubbs; Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry
  Guest Voice Cast: Bryan Cranston as Dr. Fist
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 24
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  FLANDERS DISCOVERS A MAGICAL TREE IN THE SIMPSONS’ BACKYARD ON “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 24, ON FOX
  Lisa tries to cheer up a down-in-the-dumps Homer by winning him a “MyPad” at the school auction. But he falls back into a funk when he breaks the magical tablet device – until Ned Flanders discovers a miracle tree in the Simpsons’ backyard with bark that spells the word “HOPE” in the “A Tree Grows In Springfield” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 24 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2322) (TV-PG L, V)
  Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse and Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 29
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY IS FACED WITH A FAMILY FEUD ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay heads to the historical Olde Hitching Post in Hanson, MA, where he faces off with stubborn owner Tom. In 2005, Tom bought the eatery for his oldest daughter, Andrea – yet more than seven years later, he still refuses to let her have any control. Andrea, manager Janice and the rest of the staff are tired of his controlling ways, but Tom makes no apologies for his motto, “my way is the only way.” Owning two other prosperous restaurants, Tom cannot seem to figure out what the recipe for success is in this restaurant. Find out if Chef Ramsay can revive this restaurant and put an end to the father-daughter feud in the “Olde Hitching Post” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, March 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-509) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 30
  --“COPS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A VEHICLE PURSUIT LEADS TO A DRUG FELONY ON “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX
  A suspect crashes his car into an innocent victim’s vehicle, but when he flees the scene, officers from the Kansas City Police Department find drugs and a gun in the abandoned car. Next, the North Las Vegas Police Department responds to a domestic dispute call involving two roommates and an alleged physical altercation. Finally, the Chattanooga Police Department stops two men driving from the residence of a known drug dealer in the “Caught in a Lie” episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 30 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2503) (TV-PG L)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 30
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  RYAN HARDY REUNITES WITH AN OLD FRIEND ON “THE FOLLOWING” SATURDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX
  After discovering Claire’s location, Joe sends two followers to capture her, but Ryan may be one step ahead. Meanwhile, Jacob struggles with recent decisions causing his reunion with Emma to be less than ideal. Also, a relationship from Ryan’s past plays a significant role in his future in the “Guilt” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Saturday, March 30 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-110) (TV14 L, S, V)
  Cast: Kevin Bacon as Ryan Hardy; James Purefoy as Joe Carroll; Natalie Zea as Claire Matthews; Annie Parisse as FBI Specialist Debra Parker; Shawn Ashmore as Agent Mike Weston; Valorie Curry as Emma; Adan Canto as Paul; Nico Tortorella as Jacob; Kyle Catlett as Joey Matthews
  Guest Cast: Mike Colter as Agent Nick Donovan; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell; Warren Kole as Roderick; Christopher Denham as Vince; Tom Pelphrey as Brock; David Zayas as Tyson
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 30
  “HELL’S KITCHEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE CHEFS ARE CHALLENGED TO DELIVER A KNOCKOUT ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” SATURDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay encourages the remaining contestants in HELL’S KITCHEN to fight for their spots and he inspires them by inviting two very special guests – UFC Champion Tito Ortiz and boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard – to dine in HELL’S KITCHEN. Tune in to see which contestants pack a punch and which hit the mat in the “12 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Saturday, March 30 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1008) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 30
  --“30 SECONDS TO FAME”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
  FAST-PACED TALENT SHOW GIVES CONTESTANTS THEIR CHANCE AT “30 SECONDS TO FAME” SATURDAY, MARCH 30, ON FOX
  Everybody’s 15 minutes of fame begin somewhere, and 30 SECONDS TO FAME is ready to kick-start the clock. In each episode of this fast-paced talent show, viewers and audience members are treated to a wide variety of acts all competing to make the most of their short-but-sweet slice of national exposure by winning the ultimate stamp of approval from the audience and the weekly grand prize of $25,000. 30 SECONDS TO FAME airs Saturday, March 30 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SEC-108) (TV-PG D)
  Host: Craig J. Jackson
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "ECONOMICS OF MARINE BIOLOGY"
  03/28/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : THE STUDY GROUP HELPS DEAN PELTON GO AFTER A WEALTHY POTENTIAL STUDENT – SHIRLEY AND TROY TACKLE PHYSICAL EDUCATION ‘EDUCATION’ – Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) sets his sights on "whale" (otherwise known as a wealthy potential student) and enlists Jeff (Joel McHale), Britta (Gillian Jacobs) and Annie (Alison Brie) to help in his recruiting efforts. Pierce (Chevy Chase) finds out and is incensed. Meanwhile, Abed (Danny Pudi) begins a new Greendale fraternity, while Troy (Donald Glover) and Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) begin a physical education instruction class, in which Shirley excels… and Troy struggles. Ken Jeong also stars.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "MOVING ON P.2"
  03/28/2013 (09:00PM - 09:31PM) (Thursday) : ANDY TRIES HIS BEST TO MOVE ON—Pam (Jenna Fischer) interviews for a job in Philadelphia with a manager who gives her deja-vu. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) brings Angela (Angela Kinsey) with him on a mission to clean his elderly Aunt Shirley. Andy (Ed Helms) returns from his long boat voyage. Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson, Catherine Tate, Clark Duke and Jake Lacy also star.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" VANITY'S BONFIRE (TV-14)
  03/28/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : A BABY KIDNAPPED FROM A PLAYGROUND LEADS TO A TWISTED CASE OF LIES, BETRAYAL, AND INFIDELITY. The abduction of a baby from a city playground quickly turns into a custody dispute when the kidnapper (guest star Bijou Phillips) swears she is the child’s biological mother. She also claims the father is a high-powered legal expert (guest star Scott Bakula), sending Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) on an investigation that forever changes the lives of two unsuspecting families. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.) Also guest starring Tamara Tunie and Jessica Hecht.
   

• NBC Saturday, March 30th 8:00PM
  DATELINE NBC SA2227
   

• NBC 10:00PM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
  JAMIE FOXX / NE-YO
  03/30/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
   

• NBC LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'
  March 30 Justin Bieber/ Justin Bieber (OAD 2/9/13)
   

• USA Network SUNDAY, MARCH 24 NCIS "Mark Madness" marathon - 9/8c
  March Madness, more like Mark Madness! Who doesn't love Mark Harmon? Here's a whole weekend marathon dedicated to the man who brings Gibbs to life and keeps us coming back for more. The marathon will air from 9am to 4am.
   

• USA Network TUESDAY, MARCH 26 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Best of Season 13" marathon - 6/5c
  Catch the best episodes from season 13 with an all-day marathon, airing from 6am to 12am.
   

• USA Network SATURDAY, MARCH 30 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Disorder in the Court" marathon - 5/4c
  SVU isn't just about catching the criminals and locking them away for life. Innocent until proven guilty, remember? Every criminal must see their day in court and sometimes that doesn't go as smoothly as the ADAs would like. Tune-in to see some powerful court drama and plenty of slammed gavels. The marathon will air from 5pm to 1am.
  

OTHER

• Official details on the forthcoming Blu-ray collection *Star Trek: Enterprise -The Complete First Season were officially released today!  Set for release on 3/26
   

• SYFY Although Continuum's first season may have ended, don't fret; Season Two will be coming soon. Check out a promo clip for that, as well as two clips from last week's episode.
  Season 2 Coming Soon - Promo Clip Watch out for Season 2 of Continuum, coming soon to Syfy.
  Cliffhanger! - Season 1 Finale Clip In the Season 1 cliffhanger, Kiera learns the real reason she's trapped in the past.
  Birth of Evil - Season 1 Finale Clip Sonya visits the newly born Kagame in the hospital and delivers an important message to Travis on the future of Liber8.
   

• TBS's Cougar Town Renewed
  Break Out the Wine – TBS’s “Cougar Town” is Coming Back for Season 5
  March 25, 2013 Kevin Little 5:33 pm ET #cougartownrenewed Photo
  TBS has renewed its hit original comedy Cougar Town, produced by ABC Studios and starring Courteney Cox, Christa Miller, Busy Philipps, Dan Byrd, Ian Gomez, Josh Hopkins and Brian Van Holt. The network has ordered 13 episodes for season five, which is expected to launch in 2014. Cougar Town joined the TBS lineup in January for the show’s fourth season. It currently airs Tuesdays at 10 p.m. (ET/PT), with the season finale slated for April 9.
  “Cougar Town has been everything we hoped it would be: a smart, big-hearted, laugh-out-loud comedy that shines a bright light on the TBS brand,” said Michael Wright, president, head of programming for TBS, TNT and Turner Classic Movies (TCM). “This season, the brilliant cast and immensely creative production team on Cougar Town have crafted their best episodes yet, and we couldn’t be happier inviting them back for more.”
   

• WINDOWSEAT Announces Production and Gravity Collection, Inc. Announces Surf Reality Series 'Chasing Giants'
  LOS ANGELES, March 28, 2013 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Los Angeles, CA-based entertainment company WINDOWSEAT has teamed up with leading media company Gravity Collection, Inc. to produce a thirteen episode television series, titled, "Chasing Giants." The series will cast an energetic eye on the behind the scenes movements and events that make up the thrilling big wave surfing movement. Created by WINDOWSEAT's Jim Reach and Bill Kiely, the series follows a team of the industry's top athletes and equally fearless camera and rescue crew as they journey to remote locations in search of giant swells. The pilot will be directed by Kiely with financing through Gravity Collection and Peregrine Entertainment Capital. Gravity Collection's Harry Vested, Reach and Kiely will act as series Executive Producers.
  Established in 2005, Gravity Collection, Inc. has amassed an outstanding library of content in the extreme sport genre and is one of the largest content providers of action sports content. This strategic partnership with WINDOWSEAT provides Gravity Collection with its second Original Series that peers into the high-action lifestyle of water sport activities.
  Notes Vested, "WINDOWSEAT's Kiely and his adventurous crew are not afraid of putting themselves into life threatening situations and with 'Chasing Giants' we know they are going to be putting it all on the line. This is exciting television." Adds Reach, "We are confident that 'Chasing Giants' will not only appeal to those in the action sports space but also mainstream viewers looking for an adventurous escape. With the Harry S. Vested, Jr., and the Gravity Collection team we are not tied to pushing a traditional train wreck reality show, but giving the flexibility focusing on exciting characters and story telling. "
   

• TNT’s Falling Skies To Invade WonderCon Anaheim March 30 With Panel and Exclusive Clips from Season 3
  Epic Series from DreamWorks Television and Steven Spielberg To Launch Season 3 this Summer
  TNT’s epic drama Falling Skies, basic cable's #1 summer drama among key adult demos, is bringing the Second Mass resistance back to WonderCon Anaheim with a panel Q&A and exclusive look at what’s ahead in season 3. Series stars Drew Roy (Secretariat), Sarah Carter (Shark) and Seychelle Gabriel (Weeds) will join executive producer Remi Aubuchon (24, Persons Unknown) for a panel session moderated by Rich Sands, senior editor at TV Guide Magazine, on Saturday, March 30 at the Anaheim Convention Center. The panel session will include several exclusive clips offering a sneak peek at the first episode of Falling Skies season 3, which is set to launch this summer on TNT. 

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• A&E Bates Motel Season 1, Episode 1 "First You Dream, Then You Die" Monday night 10:00pm Eastern
  Norma buys a motel in the opener of this series chronicling the teenage years of Norman Bates from Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho."
   

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME (3/17)
  REGINA, OUT FOR REVENGE, VOWS TO KILL MARY MARGARET, AND DURING THE EARLY DAYS OF THE CURSE, A FATHER AND SON FIND THEIR WAY INTO A SUPPOSEDLY UNDETECTABLE STORYBROOKE, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Jamie Dornan Guest Stars as Sheriff Graham
  "Welcome to Storybrooke" - Emma, David and Mr. Gold must protect Mary Margaret against Regina, who is out for revenge and has made it her mission to kill Mary; and Henry, fed up with all of the feuding, devises a plan to put an end to magic. Meanwhile, Regina discovers that a father and son have somehow found their way into her allegedly undetectable town as she and the fairytale characters deal with the effects of the newly cast curse 28 years prior, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, MARCH 17 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Raphael Sbarge as Archie Hopper/Jiminy Cricket, Jamie Dornan as Sheriff Graham/Huntsman, Tony Amendola as Geppetto/Marco, Michael Raymond-James as Neal Cassidy, Beverley Elliott as Granny, Jarod Joseph Billy, Ethan Embry as Greg Mendell, Benjamin Stockham as Owen Flynn, John Pyper-Ferguson as Kurt Flynn and Steve Makaj as captain.
  "Welcome to Storybrooke" was written by Ian Goldberg & Andrew Chambliss and directed by Dave Barrett.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Illumination
  THE GRAYSONS GET ANOTHER TARGET ON THEIR BACKS, AND THIS TIME IT'S FROM AN UNASSUMING SOURCE, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Illumination" - The queen and king of smoke and mirrors, Victoria and Conrad, make a calculated move, starting a charitable foundation in the late Amanda Clarke's name. But little do they know that Jack is not buying it and has a plan of his own. Meanwhile, Emily's past catches up to her again, on "Revenge," SUNDAY, MARCH 17 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Emily Alyn Lind as Young Amanda, James Tupper as David Clarke, Collins Pennie as Eli, Kendall Clement as insurance adjuster, Jamila Jones as Marta, Akinsola Aribo as Young Eli, Michael Tennant as Wes Rogers, Bruno Amato as Fred Harris and Lindsey Haun as foster mom.
  "Illumination" was written by Michael Foley & Sallie Patrick and directed by Bobby Roth.
   

• ABC RED WIDOW: The Escape
  MARTA'S ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE SCHILLER IS DERAILED WHEN IRWIN TRIES TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH SCHILLER, AND AN INCREASINGLY DESPERATE MIKE ROBS HIS OWN HOME, ON ABC'S "RED WIDOW"
  "The Escape" -- Desperate to escape Schiller, Marta makes preparations to flee the country with her children. But her plan is derailed when Irwin is released from prison earlier than anticipated. Far from feeling contrite about his time served, Irwin is full of new plans for the expansion of "their" business -- including making a deal between Schiller and a notorious marijuana kingpin. Meanwhile, simmering tension between Irwin and Andrei comes to a head when Andrei refuses to back his son's new ventures, and a coke-addled Mike stoops to staging a robbery of his own home to pay off debts, on "Red Widow," SUNDAY, MARCH 17 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Fernanda Andrade as Eva Ramos, Erin Cahill as Felicity, Sam Hennings as Orson Wheeler, Natalija Nogulich as Elena, Bradley Stryker as Wallace, Camille Sullivan as Newton, Darcy Laurie as Pablo, Patrick Sabongui as Cristos, Primo Allon as Bart Coxon, Michael Adamthwaite as Rodney, Yaroslav Poverlo as Dr. Yezhov, Raquel Riskin as gorgeous woman and Claude Duhamel as guard no. 1.
  "The Escape" was written by Jameal Turner and directed by Billy Gierhart.
  LIVE TWITTER CHAT WITH CAST FROM "RED WIDOW" SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  Fans of ABC's newest drama, "Red Widow," will be able to chat with cast members Luke Goss (@LukeGoss) and Sterling Beaumon (@SterlingBeau) on Twitter using the hashtag #AskRedWidow during the East Coast broadcast of "The Escape," SUNDAY, MARCH 17 (10:00-11:00p.m., ET).
   

• ABC CASTLE: Scared to Death
  WHEN A "HAUNTED" DVD APPEARS TO BE KILLING ITS VIEWERS, CASTLE WORRIES HE MAY BE NEXT, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "Scared to Death" -- When a young woman appears to have literally been scared to death three days after watching a "haunted" DVD, Castle and Beckett delve into one of their creepiest cases yet. To make matters worse, Castle becomes convinced that he too is marked for death when he accidentally watches the cursed video. Master of horror Wes Craven makes a special quest appearance, on "Castle," MONDAY, MARCH 18 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET).
  Guest Cast: Wes Craven as himself, Arye Gross as M.E. Perlmutter, Alison Trumbell as Val Butler, Romy Rosemont as Nurse Lockhart, Brad William Henke as Mark Heller.
  "Scared to Death" was written by Shalisha Francis and directed by Ron Underwood.
   

• ABC ON BODY OF PROOF (3/19; EPISODE CHANGE)
  MEGAN IS REMINDED OF HER FATHER'S SUICIDE AND SEES A GRIEF COUNSELOR SHE MEETS ON A CASE, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Henry Ian Cusick ("Scandal") Guest Stars as the Grief Counselor, Trent Marsh
  "Eye for an Eye" - Megan and Tommy must solve two murders that appear to be the work of vigilante killer. After Megan questions Trent Marsh (Henry Ian Cusick, "Scandal"), the grief counselor for one of the victim's parents, she decides to take him up on his offer of counseling her on her own issues about her father's suicide. But Megan is shocked by what she finds in his waiting room, on "Body of Proof," TUESDAY, MARCH 19 (10:01-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Note: This episode replaces "Breakout."
  Guest starring are Henry Ian Cusick as Trent Marsh, Matthew John Armstrong as Paul Winters, Betsy Brandt as Susan Hart, Rosa Salazar as Ramona Delgado, with Richard Burgi as D.A Dan Russell and Joanna Cassidy as Joan Hunt.
  "Eye for an Eye" was written by Corey Miller and directed by Alex Zakrzewski.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
  DEBBIE AND JACKIE TEAM UP ON A BUSINESS VENTURE AND ARE SOON IN OVER THEIR HEADS, ON ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  Bethenny Frankel Guest Stars
  "Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems" - Debbie is thrilled when a tough-minded businesswoman (guest star Bethenny Frankel as Jill) offers her a chance to revitalize her purse business. Jackie jumps in to help, but her negotiating skills work a little too well, and they're soon in way over their heads trying to produce an impossible number of purses, on "The Neighbors," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Bethenny Frankel as Jill, Grant Harvey as Jeremy, Lora Plattner as Giselle, Marlow Peyton as Tanner and Isabella Niems as Kat.
  Scott King wrote "Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems." Jeffrey Walker directed.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Eat, Pray, Eat
  DALLAS AND JILL GO ON A CARB BINGE, AND NOAH UNCOVERS A SECRET HIS PSYCHIATRIST IS HIDING, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  "Eat, Pray, Eat" - When George forgets the birthday gift that Dallas gives him, Dallas feels as if she'll never compare to his ex, Alex, and she seeks solace in carbs and Jill Werner. Meanwhile, Tessa believes that she has lost her youthful vigor, and Noah makes a shocking discovery about his psychiatrist, Bob, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Eat, Pray, Eat" guest stars include Bunnie River as Carmen, Sam Lerner as Evan, Jillian Clare as waiter, Andy Gala as host, Samantha Quan as Candi, Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner, Carlos Parra as Mariachi leader and Todd Louiso as Bob.
  "Eat, Pray, Eat" was written by Charlie Carlisle and Aimee Jones and directed by Elliott Hegarty.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Idle Hands
  THE DOCTORS MAKE GREAT STRIDES IN DEVELOPING THE NEW HOSPITAL, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "Idle Hands" - As the hospital continues to make positive changes under the new management, the doctors begin to realize that owning a hospital comes with its own set of problems and responsibilities. Meanwhile, Meredith worries about the wellbeing of her unborn baby, Callie and Arizona try to get the spark back in their relationship, and Alex gives Jo's new boyfriend a run for his money, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, MARCH 21 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Grey's Anatomy" stars Ellen Pompeo as Meredith Grey, Patrick Dempsey as Derek Shepherd, Sandra Oh as Cristina Yang, Justin Chambers as Alex Karev, Chandra Wilson as Miranda Bailey, James Pickens, Jr. as Richard Webber, Sara Ramirez as Callie Torres, Kevin McKidd as Owen Hunt, Jessica Capshaw as Arizona Robbins, Jesse Williams as Jackson Avery and Sarah Drew as April Kepner.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "Idle Hands" was written by Gabe Llanas and directed by David Greenspan.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Top of the Hour
  NOTHING IS EVER WHAT IT SEEMS, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  Guest Starring: Lisa Edelstein as Sarah Stanner
  "Top of the Hour" - Olivia finds herself in the middle of a media storm, but this time she's on the opposing side of the oval office when Fitz's pick for Supreme Court Justice is caught in a torrid affair with Liv's new client, high-powered CEO Sarah Stanner (Lisa Edelstein). Meanwhile, Olivia and Jake continue their flirtatious relationship, while Huck takes Quinn under his wing and Harrison and Abby try to figure out where they stand with their friendship. Back in the White House, Cyrus and Mellie continue to fight for Fitz's attention, but someone else may already have it, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY, MARCH 21 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Scandal" stars Kerry Washington as Olivia Pope, Columbus Short as Harrison Wright, Guillermo Diaz as Huck, Darby Stanchfield as Abby Whelan, Katie Lowes as Quinn Perkins, Tony Goldwyn as President Fitzgerald Grant, Jeff Perry as Cyrus Beene, Bellamy Young as Mellie Grant and Joshua Malina as David Rosen.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "Top of the Hour" was written by Heather Mitchell and directed by Steve Robin.
   

• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: College Girl - SEASON FINALE
  IN A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE, FORMER "HOME IMPROVEMENT" STAR JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS REUNITES WITH TIM ALLEN, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  "College Girl" - Jonathan Taylor Thomas makes a special guest star appearance when he reunites with Tim Allen, his dad from "Home Improvement." When the less-than-studious Mandy gets accepted to not one but two colleges, Kristin realizes it's time to reevaluate where she is in her life. While out on a special date with Ryan, she is pleasantly surprised to see Jon (Thomas), a former co-worker from the diner where she still works, who is now the successful owner of a hip, upscale restaurant. Meanwhile, Mike and Vanessa wonder if Mandy's college choice, a party school in California, is right for her; and Eve gets help with her Junior ROTC competition from neighbor Chuck Larabee, on the Season Finale of "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, MARCH 22 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Jon, Jordan Masterson as Ryan and Jonathan Adams as Chuck Larabee.
  "College Girl" was written by Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie V. Freeman and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC MALIBU COUNTRY: All You Single Girls -- SEASON FINALE
  COULD REBA FINALLY BE READY TO TACKLE THE DATING SCENE? -- ON THE SEASON FINALE OF ABC'S "MALIBU COUNTRY"
  Stacy Keach Guest Stars
  "All You Single Ladies" - Reba's family secretly makes an online date on her behalf, but her first meeting with Brad (guest star Stacy Keach -- "Mike Hammer, Private Eye") doesn't exactly go as planned. Nonetheless, Reba finds herself appreciating the experience and admits that she might finally be ready to tackle the dating scene, on the Season Finale of "Malibu Country," FRIDAY, MARCH 22 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring in the episode are Stacy Keach as Brad, Eddie McClintock as Steve and Tina as Beth Lacke.
  "All You Single Ladies" was written by Chris Case and directed by Phill Lewis.
   

• ABC FAMILY ANNOUNCES THE PREMIERE OF THE FINAL SEASON OF "THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER," PREMIERING, MONDAY, MARCH 18
  AMY BUYS A WEDDING DRESS IN THE PREMIERE EPISODE
  Chaz Bono Guest Stars as Himself ("Dancing with the Stars")
  Burbank, CA (January 18, 2013) - Amy buys a thrift store wedding dress and is the only one who likes it, while Anne discovers that her ex, David, might be the biological father of Robie. An all-day marathon of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" will air on Monday, March 18 from 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM ET/PT, leading into the premiere of the final season, starting at 8:00 PM ET/PT.
  In the all-new episode, "To Each Her Own," Amy and Ricky continue planning their wedding, so Amy buys her dress - at a thrift store. The dress is a little worse for wear - but only Amy sees the potential to make it great. Meanwhile, Ricky is upset about the dress and Adrian thinks the dress reflects her feelings about getting married. Kathy is conflicted about going back home after having the baby, and Ethan begs his parents to let him fly to Texas with her to ask Kathy's parents if she can stay. Jack is still recovering and is in love with Grace. George tells Anne about seeing David with biological children, which makes her question Robie's paternity. And George and Kathleen run into guest star, Chaz Bono (playing himself), at a restaurant where they are discussing whether Robie is George or David's child.
   

• ABC FAMILY TO BROADCAST TWO-HOUR MYSTERY EVENT FEATURING "PRETTY LITTLE LIARS" SPRING FINALE FOLLOWED BY FULL HOUR EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK OF NEW ORIGINAL SERIES "TWISTED"
  "Twisted" Star Avan Jogia to Participate in a Live Twitter Chat During the East Coast Feed of the "Twisted" Sneak Peek (9:00p.m. ET / 6:00 p.m. PT)
  Burbank, CA (March 12, 2013) - ABC Family presents a must-see night of television for fans of mystery drama, including the Season 3 Finale of the ABC Family hit original series "Pretty Little Liars," followed by a one-time-only sneak peek of the full first episode of "Twisted," the new scripted one-hour drama series in advance of its official summer premiere. The event will air on Tuesday, March 19th, beginning with the "Pretty Little Liars" spring finale at 8:00 - 9:00 p.m. ET/PT. The sneak peek of "Twisted" will follow at 9:00 - 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.
  Avan Jogia, who plays 'Danny Desai' on "Twisted," will answer fan questions live via Twitter on Tuesday, March 19th, during the East Coast feed of the "Twisted" sneak peek at his handle @ATJogia. Fans should tweet at his handle and include the hashtag #Twisted in tweets to ask Avan their questions.
  RED IS THE NEW BLACK IN ROSEWOOD, IN THE SEASON THREE FINALE OF "PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, "TUESDAY, MARCH 19th AT 8:00 PM ET/PT ON ABC FAMILY
  Burbank, CA (February 27 2013) - The Liars are seeing red as they attempt to put an end to the game in "A dAngerous gAme," the Season Three finale of ABC Family's hit original series, "Pretty Little Liars," airing Tuesday, March 19th (8:00 - 9:00 PM ET/PT).
  Spencer is back home and presenting a good front, but Aria, Hanna and Emily are not so sure their friend is fully back after seeing how fragile she was just a day or so before. Unfortunately the girls don't have much time to ponder Spencer's health as shocking revelations are brought to the forefront. With so much happening and new information being uncovered, will the Liars be ready for what is waiting for them?
  "Pretty Little Liars" is produced by Alloy Entertainment in association with Warner Horizon Television and is executive produced by I. Marlene King, Oliver Goldstick, Leslie Morgenstein and Joseph Dougherty. The series stars Troian Bellisario, Ashley Benson, Tyler Blackburn, Holly Marie Combs, Lucy Hale, Ian Harding, Laura Leighton, Chad Lowe, Shay Mitchell, Janel Parrish and Sasha Pieterse.
  "Twisted," premiering on Tuesday, June 11th, at 9:00 - 10:00 p.m. ET/PT, is a one-hour mystery full of twists and turns that is centered on a charismatic 16-year-old with a troubled past (Avan Jogia) who has recently reconnected with his two female best friends from childhood (Maddie Hasson and Kylie Bunbury). He becomes the prime suspect when a fellow student is found dead in her home. The series also stars Kimberly Quinn, Sam Robards, Ashton Moio and Denise Richards.
   

• AMC The Walking Dead Season 3, Episode 14 "Prey" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 9:00pm
  With the Governor busy pursuing a runaway dissenter, a traitor looks to sabotage his impending plans.
  Sneak Peek Q&A - Lauren Cohan (Maggie Greene)
   

• CBS ALICIA AND WILL ARE FORCED TO GET CREATIVE WHEN THEY’RE ONLY ALLOWED TO ASK EACH WITNESS IN A CASE THREE QUESTIONS, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  John Shea Returns as Cary’s Father
  “Invitation to an Inquest” – Alicia and Will’s latest case brings them to an inquest at the coroner’s office, where they are hindered by a strict rule that limits their questioning to three per witness. Also, Cary’s father returns to bring new business to the firm and Eli schemes against Jordan, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, March 17 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. John Shea returns as Jeffrey Agos, Cary’s father.
  WRITTEN BY: Julia Wolfe and Matthew Montoya
  STORY BY: Julia Wolfe
  DIRECTED BY: Kevin Hooks
   

• CBS BARNEY IS RELUCTANT TO SELL HIS BACHELOR PAD, ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, MARCH 18
  Kyle MacLachlan Returns as The Captain
  “The Fortress” — After Robin asks Barney to sell his bachelor pad so they can build a home together, Barney is reluctant and drives away potential buyers. Meanwhile, Lily’s commitment to her job as The Captain’s art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March.18 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kyle MacLachlan returns as The Captain.
  WRITTEN BY: Stephen Llyod
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Shea
   

• CBS JEFF HATCHES A PLAN TO GET INTO A POPULAR RESTAURANT WITH A LONG WAITING LIST AFTER HE FORGETS TO MAKE A RESERVATION, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," MONDAY, MARCH 18
  "Role Play" – After forgetting to make a reservation at a popular restaurant he promised to take Audrey to, Jeff hatches a plan to get in anyway. Meanwhile, Liz and Russell attend a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Monday, March 18 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Lance Whinery
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS AN OFFICE TEMP JOB TURNS INTO A SEXUAL HARASSMENT NIGHTMARE FOR MAX AND A TICKET TO THE CORPORATE WORLD FOR CAROLINE, ON “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, MARCH 18
  “And The Temporary Distraction” – When the girls take office temp jobs, Max finds herself being hit on by the boss, while Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder, on 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, March 18 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Sonny Lee and Patrick Walsh
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Savage
   

• CBS CARL AND SAMUEL HOST A ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARTY TO ATTRACT SOME LUCKY LADIES, ON "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, MARCH 18
  "St. Patrick’s Day" – Carl and Samuel host a St. Patrick’s Day party in hopes of meeting women. Meanwhile, Molly reveals juicy secrets from her previous St. Patrick’s Day excursions to Mike, on MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, March 18 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Executive Producer Mark Roberts
  TELEPLAY BY: Julie Bean and Carla Filisha
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM FALLS ONTO DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER’S SUV, FIVE-0 SENDS CATHERINE IN UNDERCOVER AT THE LOCAL ROLLER DERBY TO FIND THE CULPRIT, ON “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, MARCH 18
  Bounty Hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman and His Wife Beth Chapman Guest Star as Themselves
  Christine Lahti Returns as Doris McGarrett
  “Na Ki’i” – When a murder victim falls onto Dog the Bounty Hunter’s SUV, Five-0 sends Catherine in undercover at the local roller derby to find the culprit, on HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, March 18 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Bounty Hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman and his wife Beth Chapman guest star as themselves.
  (*Na Ki’i is Hawaiian for “Dolls”)
  TELEPLAY BY: Stephanie Sengupta
  STORY BY: Michael Reisz
  DIRECTED BY: Duane Clark
   

• CBS A MARINE SKILLED IN K-9 BOMB DETECTION IS KILLED ON DUTY IN AFGHANISTAN AND HIS WIFE BEGS THE NCIS TEAM TO CONDUCT THEIR OWN INVESTIGATION, ON “NCIS,” TUESDAY, MARCH 19
  Series Star Michael Weatherly Directs the Episode
  “Seek” – The wife of a Marine who specialized in K-9 bomb detection urges the NCIS team to investigate the recent death of her husband in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Director Vance asks for the team’s assistance as he interviews nannies, on NCIS, Tuesday, March 19 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Series star Michael Weatherly directed the episode.
  WRITTEN BY: Scott Williams
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Weatherly
   

• CBS CALLEN AND SAM JOIN THE NCIS: RED TEAM WHEN A NATIONAL SECURITY CASE IN LOS ANGELES IS LINKED TO A MURDER INVESTIGATION IN IDAHO, ON PART ONE OF A TWO-PART EPISODE OF "NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, MARCH 19
  Editor’s note: The end time for this episode has been changed.
  Guest Stars Include Kim Raver as NCIS Special Agent Paris Summerskill, John Corbett as Roy Haines and Scott Grimes as NCIS Special Agent Dave Flynn
  “Red: Part One” – When a murder weapon in Idaho matches the one used in a national security case in L.A., Callen and Sam fly to the crime scene to join NCIS: Red, a mobile team of agents who live and work together as they solve crimes in various locations, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, March 19 (9:00-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Kim Raver (“Grey’s Anatomy”) as NCIS Special Agent Paris Summerskill, John Corbett (“Sex and the City”) as Roy Haines and Scott Grimes (“ER”) as NCIS Special Agent Dave Flynn.
  WRITTEN BY: Shane Brennan
  DIRECTED BY: Tony Wharmby
   

• CBS CLARK AND OWEN INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF AN AIRPORT SUPERVISOR WHO IS THE BROTHER OF OWEN’S FORMER CRIMINAL INFORMANT, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” TUESDAY, MARCH 19
  Editor’s note: The start time for this episode has been changed.
  Polly Draper (“Thirtysomething”) Guest Stars as Nora, Clark and Agnes’
  Estranged Mother
  “Vicious Cycle” – Owen takes the lead on a murder investigation involving the brother of his former criminal informant who was killed a few years before. Meanwhile, Clark struggles with whether or not to let his recently sober mother back into his and Agnes’ life, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, March 19 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Polly Draper (“Thirtysomething”) guest stars as Nora, Clark and Agnes’ estranged mother.
  WRITTEN BY: Andi Bushell
  DIRECTED BY: Gus Makris
   

• CBS THE BAU INVESTIGATES VICTIMS WHO DETAIL THEIR LIVES ONLINE, ON “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20
  “The Gathering” – The BAU investigates victims who were documenting their personal lives and inner desires on blog posts and social media. Also, Kevin gets jealous when he learns Garcia may have a new love interest, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, March 20 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Kimberly Ann Harrison
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Lange
   

• CBS THE CSIs JOIN DAVID PHILLIPS AT HIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION WHEN HE DISCOVERS THE PROM QUEEN’S BEEN MURDERED, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20
  "Dead of the Class" — The CSIs join David Phillips at his high school reunion when he discovers the prom queen’s been murdered, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, March 20 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Tom Mularz
  DIRECTED BY: Alec Smight
   

• Cartoon Network Ben 10 Boot Camp on Cartoon Network March 16-17
  This St. Patrick's Day weekend, Cartoon Network goes green with BEN 10 BOOT CAMP! With 17 hours of Ben 10 movies and episodes from every Ben 10 series, Ben 10 Boot Camp is the perfect way for long-time fans to relive favorite moments and for new fans to get to know Ben better.
  The fun begins on Saturday, March 16 at 9 a.m. (ET, PT) with a brand-new one-hour Ben 10 Omniverse special, "Frogs of War." Emperor Milleous, Princess Attea, and their unstoppable Incursean forces have invaded! Can Ben, Rook, and the Plumbers stop them from frogging up the Earth? And make sure to keep an eye out for the debut of this new Ben alien!
  CartoonNetwork.com gets in on the action with an update to the Ben 10 Game Creator . Now fans can play as two new characters - be the ultimate sidekick as Rook or kick it as Kickin' Hawk! Adding to the excitement around the Ben 10 Bootcamp marathon weekend event, on Monday, March 18, Cartoon Network will offer fans free episodes and discounted seasons of the series across iTunes, XBOX Live, PlayStation Network and GooglePlay.
   

• CBS THE CBI TEAM INVESTIGATES WHEN THE BODY OF A FEMALE ARMY MEDIC WHO WORKED WITH SOLDIERS WITH PTSD IS FOUND NEAR A MILITARY BASE, ON “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  “Red, White and Blue” — The CBI team investigates when the body of a female army medic who worked with soldiers with PTSD is found near a military base on THE MENTALIST, Sunday, March 17 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Tony Astrino
  DIRECTED BY: Robbie Duncan McNeill
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 18, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, MARCH 18  THE CARRIE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Long and Winding Road not Taken” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  IT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY — On her seventeenth birthday, Carrie (AnnaSophia Robb) is torn between an opportunity to mingle with New York’s literati and spending time with her friends and Sebastian (Austin Butler). Mouse (Ellen Wong) goes to extensive lengths to impress a Harvard alum who has her eyes set on West (guest star RJ Brown), with hilarious results. Walt (Brendan Dooling) starts taking responsibility for his previous actions. Elsewhere, Dorrit’s (Stefania Owen) search for the perfect gift for Carrie lands her in a sticky situation with romantic possibilities. Katie Findlay, Chloe Bridges, Freema Agyeman, and Matt Letscher also star. Michael Fields directed the episode written by Terri Minsky (#110.) Music Monday
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 ARROW — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Huntress Returns” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  EDM MEGASTAR STEVE AOKI OPENS OLIVER’S NEW NIGHTCLUB — With his nightclub set to open and a new romance brewing with McKenna (guest star Janina Gavankar), Oliver (Stephen Amell) is as happy as he’s been since returning to Starling City. But when Oliver’s ex, The Huntress (guest star Jessica De Gouw), suddenly returns to town, she threatens to destroy everything and everyone he cares about. Meanwhile, Laurel (Katie Cassidy) and her father (Paul Blackthorne) struggle with the return of Dinah Lance (guest star Alex Kingston) who claims she has proof Sara is still alive. Thea (Willa Holland) gets Roy Harper (guest star Colton Haynes) a job at Oliver’s club, but he’s not too inclined to stop his life of crime. Oliver and Tommy (Colin Donnell) are thrilled they were able to get Steve Aoki to play at the opening of their new nightclub, Verdant. David Ramsey and Susanna Thompson also star. Guy Bee directed the episode written by Jake Coburn & Lana Cho (#117).
  Behind the Scenes: The Huntress Returns featuring DJ Steve Aoki
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 SUPERNATURAL — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Goodbye Stranger” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  SAM, DEAN, CASTIEL AND MEG TEAM UP AGAINST CROWLEY AND HIS DEMONS — Castiel (Misha Collins) reappears in Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean’s (Jensen Ackles) life and tells them Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard) has unleashed several demons into a small town. The demons are looking for Lucifer’s Crypt, which holds a valuable asset, but Castiel lies to Sam and Dean about what it is. While interrogating a demon, the three discover Crowley has been torturing Meg (guest star Rachel Miner), who knows the exact location of the crypt. Sam and Meg fight to hold Crowley off while Dean and Castiel go in search of the crypt. Thomas J. Wright directed the episode written by Robbie Thompson (#817).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 21 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Because the Night” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  FLASHBACK TO DAMON’S LIFE IN 1970s NEW YORK / THE BAND DEAD SARA PERFORMS — Realizing that Elena (Nina Dobrev) needs some time away from Mystic Falls, Damon (Ian Somerhalder) takes her to New York City, where he lived and partied hard in the 1970s. When Rebekah (Claire Holt) also shows up in New York, she’s impressed with Elena’s secret agenda. Flashbacks reveal Damon’s hedonistic life in the underground club scene and a complicated encounter with Lexi (guest star Arielle Kebbel). Meanwhile, Caroline (Candice Accola) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) try to convince Klaus (Joseph Morgan) that it would be in his own best interest to help them track Silas down, and Bonnie (Kat Graham) struggles to keep her grasp on reality and do the right thing. Garreth Stover directed the episode written by Brian Young & Charlie Charbonneau (#417).
  Rehash: Bring It On
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 21 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Insatiable” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  CAT AND VINCENT GET A FRESH START — After taking their relationship to a new level, Cat (Kristin Kreuk) and Vincent (Jay Ryan) are forced to deal with reality when someone appears to be the framing the vigilante. Evan (Max Brown) finds proof that Cat knows more than she is letting on about the beast. Muirfield and the police are closing in on Vincent and this time there is no escape, so J.T. (Austin Basis) and Cat come up with an extreme solution. Meanwhile, Tess (Nina Lisandrello) following a tip, finds something that will forever change her relationship with Cat. Brian White also stars. Lee Rose directed the episode written by Blair Singer (#115).
   

• The CW CULT — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) “The Kiss” (TV-14, L) (HDTV)
  JEFFREY PIERCE (“ALCATRAZ”) GUEST STARS IN THE EPISODE — Jeff (Matt Davis) receives news that one of Nate’s friends might be planning something at an upcoming “Cult” fan costume party, so Jeff and Skye (Jessica Lucas) attend the party dressed as Billy and Kelly. At the party, Skye’s drink is spiked with a hallucinogenic drug similar to a drug used on the television show “Cult.” Sakelik (guest star Aisha Hinds “Weeds,” “Hawthorne”) warns Jeff that he might be in over his head. Also, at the party, Roger (Robert Knepper) meets mysterious stranger named Stuart (guest star Jeffrey Pierce). Meanwhile, on the television show, Kelly (Alona Tal) marries Billy (Robert Knepper) in a flashback scene. Tim Hunter directed the episode. Story by David Kemper and teleplay by Lindsay Sturman (#105). Preview Cult of Cult: Get With The Program
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: AMERICAN DAD is preempted tonight.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s animated programs are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CLEVELAND PLAYS THE SPOILER ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
  When Donna runs for the school board, she tries to keep an embarrassing Cleveland out of her campaign. But her efforts blow up in her face when he “kills” a new friend playing “The Hurt Locker” game. Meanwhile, Junior discovers that he’s an incredible diver, but is scared to death of putting on the school diving team’s uniform – a tiny Speedo – in the all-new "The Hangover Part Tubbs" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 17 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-414) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Tony Stewart as himself, Kasey Kahne as himself, Glenn Howerton as Franklin and Ernie.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  BART IS THE PRIME SUSPECT IN AN EASTER PRANK ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
  Janet Reno Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  Bart is falsely accused of pulling a prank on Easter involving the school marching band and stuffing rotten eggs in the brass section’s horns, and Lisa must step in as his attorney to defend her brother. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns attempts to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a superhero, Fruit Bat Man, in the all-new “Dark Knight Court” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 17 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2410) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Janet Reno as herself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CLEVELAND’S BASEBALL DREAMS BECOME A REALITY ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
  Major League Baseball Stars Andre Either, Matt Kemp, David Ortiz, Jimmy Rollins and Joey Votto Guest-Voice
  Krysten Ritter (“Don’t Trust the B---- In Apt. 23”) Also Makes Guest-Voice Appearance
  The Browns pack their bags and move to Los Angeles, where Cleveland pursues his life-long dream of becoming a major league baseball scout. But when he receives a cold welcome from star players Matt Kemp and Andre Either (guest-voicing as themselves) and he unsuccessfully recruits David Ortiz, Jimmy Rollins and Joey Votto (guest-voicing as themselves), he winds up longing for the simple life in Stoolbend. Meanwhile, Donna and the kids become obsessed with the glitzy L.A. lifestyle, and Cleveland befriends a struggling actress (guest voice Ritter) who helps him realize that Hollywood isn’t as glamorous as it seems in the all-new "California Dreamin’ (All the Cleves are Brown)” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 17 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-323) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Andre Either as himself; Matt Kemp as himself; David Ortiz as himself; Krysten Ritter as Gina; Jimmy Rollins as himself; Joey Votto as himself
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PETER’S DANGEROUS HOBBY LEADS TO EVEN MORE DANGER ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
  Bob Costas (“Sunday Night Football”) Makes Guest Voice Cameo
  When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud (guest voice Omid Abtahi), who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud’s intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing in the all-new “Turban Cowboy” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1013) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Bob Costas as Himself; Omid Abtahi as Mahmoud.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  TINA FINDS HERSELF IN A LOVE TRIANGLE ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
  Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart in the all-new “Two For Tina” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-304) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Ben Schwartz as Josh
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 18
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE JEFFERSONIAN TEAM INVESTIGATE DOOMSDAY PREPPERS ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, MARCH 18, ON FOX
  When the Jeffersonian team investigates the death of a former Marine sergeant whose remains were found burned to a crisp, they discover that she was discharged after a fist fight with another Marine. When Booth and Sweets go to question the other Marine involved in the altercation, they learn that Deanna was obsessed with the idea of the apocalypse, which leads the team to a following of doomsday preppers who become key suspects in her death. Meanwhile, Sweets thinks he has landed his dream apartment but Brennan and Booth are not convinced that he will actually move out in the all-new “The Doom in the Gloom” episode of BONES airing Monday, March 18 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-815) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Cast: Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Mandy Kowalski as Stun Deanna Barbieri; James Ferris as FBI Swat Guy; Wilmer Calderon as Milo Mills; JD Walsh as Dr. Fred Dumaski; Rona Benson as Delores Dumaski; Tiffany Brouwer as Janet; Nishi Munshi as Chrissie.
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 18
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JOE CARROLL EXECUTES A PLAN TO BE REUNITED WITH HIS WIFE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE FOLLOWING” MONDAY, MARCH 18, ON FOX
  With Weston still in the hospital, Ryan and Parker attempt to outsmart their new leader Nick (guest star Mike Colter) as a way to continue their search. In a surprising move, Joe reaches out to Ryan to demand Claire’s location and reveals that he will go to great lengths to lure her out of FBI custody. Meanwhile, followers from the past make a shocking return in the “Love Hurts” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Monday, March 18 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-109) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Cast: Kevin Bacon as Ryan Hardy; James Purefoy as Joe Carroll; Natalie Zea as Claire Matthews; Annie Parisse as FBI Specialist Debra Parker; Shawn Ashmore as Agent Mike Weston; Valorie Curry as Emma; Adan Canto as Paul; Nico Tortorella as Jacob; Kyle Catlett as Joey Matthews
  Guest Cast: Mike Colter as Agent Nick Donovan; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell; Warren Kole as Roderick; Marin Ireland as Amanda Porter; Annika Boras as Louise
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 19
  —“NEW GIRL”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  JESS ADMITS HER FEELINGS FOR NICK ON AN ALL-NEW “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, MARCH 19, ON FOX
  Jess comes to a conclusion about her romantic feelings for Nick and she struggles to tell him – until she’s hopped up on pain medication. But after admitting her feelings, she finds out he may have been keeping something from her. Meanwhile, Schmidt becomes obsessed with buying a fish, which Winston sees as a metaphor for Schmidt's unresolved feelings toward Cece and Nick plans a bar promotion to impress the bar owner (guest star Odette Annable) in the all-new “Quick Hardening Caulk” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, March 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NG-219) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Odette Annable as Shane
   

• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 19
  --“THE MINDY PROJECT”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV
  MINDY’S BIRTHDAY TAKES AN UNHAPPY TURN ON AN ALL-NEW “THE MINDY PROJECT” TUESDAY, MARCH 19, ON FOX
  Mindy’s friends and co-workers unintentionally throw her the worst birthday party ever. And, after storming out, Mindy stumbles upon a new group of friends with whom to celebrate. But when she ends up in a fight with her new pals, she receives help from someone in her recent past. Meanwhile, Danny and Jeremy compete for the affection of Mindy’s friend in the all-new “Mindy’s Birthday” episode of THE MINDY PROJECT airing Tuesday, March 19 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (MIN-115) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Anna Camp as Gwen; Mark Duplass as Brendan; Utkarsh Ambudkar as Rishi; Mary Grill as Maggie; Kelen Coleman as Alex.
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 21
  --“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  EVERYONE HAS A SECRET ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” THURSDAY, MARCH 21 ON FOX
  The members of New Directions tackle their musical indulgences – the songs and groups that everyone is too embarrassed to admit that they love – in the all-new “Guilty Pleasures” episode of GLEE airing Thursday, March 21 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-417) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Jacob Artist as Jake Puckerman; Melissa Benoist as Marley Rose; Dean Geyer as Brody Weston; Becca Tobin as Kitty; Alex Newell as Wade Adams; and Blake Jenner as Ryder Lynn.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 22
  --“TOUCH” -- (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PERILOUS PATHS BECOME INTERTWINED AND COLLIDE ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” FRIDAY, MARCH 22, ON FOX
  Following an exhausting turn of events at Breakwire, Martin, Lucy, and Jake track down Calvin outside Tony Rigby’s house. After Martin collars Calvin into helping him locate Amelia, they head to Calvin’s loft where he explains Aster Corps’ motivations connected to Amelia, while Jake attaches himself to a revealing brain scanner. Jake’s scan provides more information about Amelia’s whereabouts as well as a final piece to the puzzle for Calvin to communicate with his brain-dead brother. Armed with leads to Amelia’s location, Martin, Lucy and Jake put their lives on the line when they attempt to infiltrate an Aster Corps desert facility in the all-new “Reunions” episode of TOUCH airing Friday, March 22 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-208) (TV-14 V)
  Guest Cast: Greg Ellis as Trevor Wilcox; Adam Campbell as Tony; John Boyd as Kase; David Hoflin as William; Gonzalo Menendez as Cooper; Katherine McNamara as Evie Woods; John Lacy as Jerry Woods
   

• FX Justified Season 4, Episode 11 "Decoy" Tuesday, Mar 19, 2013 10:00pm
  Boyd teams with the Detroit mob to try to stop Raylan and Drew Thompson from leaving Harlan.
  Next On: Decoy
   

• FX THE AMERICANS airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT
  The Americans Episode 8 – Next On: “Mutually Assured Destruction”
  Philip and Elizabeth must stop an assassin from taking out key US scientists, while Stan and the FBI hunt the same man. Grannie shocks Elizabeth with the truth of what happened between Philip and Irina in New York.
  Go Undercover: Episode 7 Recap
  Go Undercover inside the last episode for an inside look at Philip’s tightrope walk between “Duty and Honor.” Watch all new episodes of The Americans Wednesdays at 10p only on FX.
   

• FX ARCHER airs Thursday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Archer Episode 10 – Next On: “Un Chien Tangerine” Clip
  Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco only to find out his bark is worse than his bite.
   

• FX’s newest original comedy series, LEGIT, airs Thursday nights at 10:30 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Episode 10 – Next On: “Cuckoo's Nest”
  Jim goes to volunteer at Billy’s adult care facility but his attempt goes wrong when Rodney escapes and Jim pisses off disabled patients by hitting on an attractive nurse that they all love.
   

• HBO Girls Season 2, Episode 10 "Together" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 9:00pm
  In the Season 2 finale, Hannah attempts to write her book in one day so her publisher doesn't sue her. Meanwhile, Ray tries to impress Shoshanna with a bold career move; and Marnie gets the wrong idea about Charlie.
  Guest Cast Christopher Abbott: Charlie Colin Quinn Alex Karpovsky: Ray
   

• History The Bible Season 1, Episode 6 "Hope" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 8:00pm
  Part 6 of 10. Mary is told she will bear a child; Jesus is born. 
   

• History Vikings Season 1, Episode 3 "Dispossessed" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 10:00pm
  Ragnar and his crew raid a monastery, securing a bounty of riches that impresses the earl. A monastery in Lindesfarne is about to get a firsthand look at how the Vikings operate. In and out in a flurry of violence and terror, Ragnar and his crew raid the monastery for everything it contains from treasure to monks who can be sold as slaves. Unable to ignore the riches this unsanctioned journey has returned, Earl Haraldson has no choice but to agree to let these warriors undertake a second trip out. The west has now been opened for the taking by Ragnar Lothbrok and the world of the Vikings will never be the same. Directed by: Johan Renck Written by: Michael Hirst
  Read Our Review! Videos: Ragnar Negotiates With Earl Ragnar and Rollo Argue :30 Promo
   

• Lifetime Army Wives Season 7, Episode 2 "From the Ashes" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 9:00pm
  The tribe comes together to say good-bye to a loved one. Meanwhile, Roxy and Gloria befriend a young army wife; Roland is presented with an opportunity to expand his research work; and a fight breaks out at the Hump.
   

• Lifetime The Client List Season 2, Episode 2 "Who's Cheatin' Who" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 10:00pm
  Riley's secret life at the spa is threatened when two detectives mistakenly assume she has information that would aid their investigation of Kyle. Meanwhile, Georgia introduces Riley to the new man in her life; two new young women begin work at the spa; and Evan takes Riley on a date.
  Guest Cast Michael Beach: Harold Clemens Leonard Roberts: Det. Monroe Brian Howe: Judge Overton Bryce Johnson: Det. Dunbar Tammy Townsend: Karina Lake Marco Sanchez: Graham Sandoval  Read our Review!
   

• Lifetime Emmy® winner Eric McCormack, Matt Barr and Lolita Davidovich star in the Lifetime Original Movie Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story. The two hour film, inspired by the true story of a college kid who prosecutors claim, turned into a cold-blooded murderer and shockingly attacked his own parents, premieres Saturday, March 23 at 8pm ET/PT.
  The quiet town of Delmar, New York, was considered anything but dangerous...until 21-year-old Chris Porco (Barr) was accused of brutally murdering his father Peter and disfiguring his mother Joan (Davidovich) in a savage axe attack, a claim made all the more shocking when the case's lead detective Joe Sullivan (McCormack) believed Joan had identified Chris as her attacker. Weeks after the crime, however, Joan would refute Detective Sullivan's story, while the town of Delmar and many of Chris' former friends and girlfriends would also rally to his defense, despite Sullivan's fierce mission to prove his guilt. Prosecutors believed that beneath Chris' picture-perfect façade was a devious and cunning sociopath who would stop at nothing to keep his lies hidden. In the end, he was convicted of second-degree murder of his father, but many in the town of Delmar firmly believe the jury wrongfully convicted an innocent young man.
   

• NBC "DECEPTION" "I'LL START WITH THE HILLBILLY"
  03/18/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : Edward makes a tough decision regarding his wife's condition and seeks revenge. Vivian's murder case is reopened as new information comes out, and the identity of her murderer is revealed.
  The Truth Comes Out Watch Deception's stunning season finale, next Monday at 10/9c on NBC!
   

• NBC "GO ON" "GO FOR THE GOLD WATCH"
  03/19/2013 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Tuesday) : RYAN'S RADIO SHOW IS RATED #1 BUT HE STILL CAN’T FIND HAPPINESS-GUEST STARRING,TERRELL OWENS, RICH EISEN AND BEN FALCOME. Ryan’s (Matthew Perry) show is rated #1 but even this new, exalted status does not provide the personal happiness he wants in his life. Lauren (Laura Benanti) explains that happiness comes from within and real joy can only be found by helping others. Ryan attempts to achieve inner happiness by helping Danny (Seth Morris) hook up with Sonia (Sarah Baker) but she fancies the stranger, Carlo (Ben Falcone) instead. Meanwhile Owen (Tyler James Williams) and Anne (Julie White) snoop around the house of the strange Mr. K (Brett Gelman) only to leave more disturbed than when they arrived.
  Guest starring, Terrell Owens, Rich Eisen, El Mandril. Also starring, Suzy Nakamura, Tonita Castro, John Cho and Hayes MacArthur.
   

• NBC "THE NEW NORMAL" "BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS"
  03/19/2013 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : FEAR AND BIRTHING IN LOS ANGELES – When Bryan (Andrew Rannells) begins researching natural child birthing techniques, he challenges David (Justin Bartha) to put away his medical degrees and accept that an alternative method of delivery may be better for their baby. However, a video shown in class proves to be more than he can handle. Meanwhile Goldie (Georgia King), despite her fears, turns to Brice (John Stamos) to help her find a new retail space so that she can expand her growing children’s clothing business. Elsewhere, Shania (Bebe Wood) helps Rocky (NeNe Leakes) to confront the insecurities she’s feeling about her maternal ability.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "MUSICAL CHAIRS"
  03/19/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : New circumstances give rise to conflicts as Karen (Katharine McPhee), Tom (Christian Borle), Julia (Debra Messing) and Derek (Jack Davenport) adjust to their new surroundings. Tensions at "Liaisons" are also coming to a boil, ensuring that the show will find its place in Broadway history. Meanwhile, Eileen (Anjelica Huston) may have found the key to saving "Bombshell" with the help of her daughter, Katie (guest star Grace Gummer). Megan Hilty, Jeremy Jordan and Andy Mientus also star. Sean Hayes, Jesse L. Martin, Daniel Sunjata and Grace Gummer guest star.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "CRAZY, STUPID, WORDS"
  03/20/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : IT’S A FULL MOON – What starts as a little friendly competition at Low Bar ends on a sour note when Whitney (Whitney Cummings) goes one step too far by showing her backside to the group. Alex (Chris D’Elia) is angry at Whitney’s actions, but in order to show her he’s not uptight, he tries to take a compromising photo of himself but is embarrassingly interrupted by Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn) and Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones). Meanwhile, Mark (Dan O’Brien) discovers R.J. (Tone Bell) is deathly afraid of spiders.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "UNDERCOVER BLUE"
  03/20/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : WHEN BRIAN CASSIDY (GUEST STAR DEAN WINTERS) IS ACCUSED OF RAPE, THE RESULTING TRIAL UNCOVERS SURPRISING NEWS FOR DETECTIVE AMARO (DANNY PINO). GREG GERMANN GUEST STARS.
  As he prepares to testify against pimp Bart Ganzel, a woman comes forward claiming that Brian Cassidy (guest star Winters) raped her while he was an undercover detective. ADA Barba (Raul Esparza), Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and the SVU squad nervously await the outcome of the trial, concerned for Cassidy as well as the ongoing prosecution of Ganzel. When prosecutor Derek Strauss (Germann) pushes hard for a win, Cassidy and his lawyer (guest star Reg E. Cathey) use some surprising methods of defense, with shocking consequences for Detective Amaro (Pino). Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins).
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "FIREWORKS"
  03/20/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : MILLS PUSHES TO LEARN THE REAL STORY OF HIS FATHER’S DEATH—TREAT WILLIAMS GUEST STARS—With tensions still running high between Chief Boden (Eamonn Walker) and Bennie Severide (guest star Treat Williams), things boil over when Mills confronts Bennie about the fire that killed his father. Meanwhile, Severide (Taylor Kinney), Casey (Jesse Spencer) and Bennie uncover the truth behind two mysterious diner fires and Shay (Lauren German) takes a new direction with her plan to have a baby. Monica Raymund, Charlie Barnett and David Eigenberg also star. Chaon Cross guest stars.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "ECONOMICS OF MARINE BIOLOGY"
  03/21/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : THE STUDY GROUP HELPS DEAN PELTON GO AFTER A WEALTHY POTENTIAL STUDENT – SHIRLEY AND TROY TACKLE PHYSICAL EDUCATION ‘EDUCATION’ – Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) sets his sights on "whale" (otherwise known as a wealthy potential student) and enlists Jeff (Joel McHale), Britta (Gillian Jacobs) and Annie (Alison Brie) to help in his recruiting efforts. Pierce (Chevy Chase) finds out and is incensed. Meanwhile, Abed (Danny Pudi) begins a new Greendale fraternity, while Troy (Donald Glover) and Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) begin a physical education instruction class, in which Shirley excels… and Troy struggles. Ken Jeong also stars.
   

• NBC "1600 PENN" "THE SHORT HAPPY LIFE OF REBA CADBURY"
  03/21/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : EMILY INSPIRES SKIP TO EARN HIS COLLEGE DIPLOMA—After learning Skip (Josh Gad) only needs to complete one more assignment to graduate college, Emily (Jenna Elfman) vows to do whatever it takes to ensure he receives his diploma. When Becca’s (Martha MacIsaac) ideas fall flat at a committee meeting, she devises a plan to make her voice heard. Elsewhere, Marshall (Andre Holland) takes extreme measures to get a few moments of solitude. Bill Pullman, Amara Miller and Benjamin Stockham also star.
   

• NBC "1600 PENN" "DINNER, BATH, PUZZLE"
  03/21/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Thursday) : PRESIDENT GILCHRIST AND THE FIRST LADY LOOK TO SPICE UP THEIR LOVE LIFE—After a meeting with the French President (guest star Tom Amandes) and his wife (guest star Sofia Milos), President Gilchrist (Bill Pullman) and Emily (Jenna Elfman) decide to plan an outside-the-box date night in hopes of rekindling their romance. Elsewhere, when Skip (Josh Gad) is left to watch the children for the evening, things don’t go quite as expected. Meanwhile, Marshall (Andre Holland) and D.B. (guest star Robbie Amell) form an unexpected bond. Martha MacIsaac, Amara Miller and Benjamin Stockham also star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "MR. SANDMAN"
  03/22/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Friday) : NICK MUST FACE A NEW WESEN THAT LEAVES HIS VICTIMS BLIND -- When a mysterious case of sudden blindness causes a woman’s death, Nick (David Giuntoli) and Hank (Russell Hornsby) come across a disturbing Wesen that feeds off its victim’s tears. Meanwhile, Adalind (Claire Coffee) contemplates the significance of her new situation, while Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) continues to work with Rosalee (Bree Turner) in an effort to fix her memory. Silas Weir Mitchell, Sasha Roiz and Reggie Lee also star.
   

• SYFY Continuum—Airs Mondays at 8/7c.
  To kick off your weekend with a little excitement, you’ll find sneak peeks into our Powerful Mondays, as well as a few clips from last week. On Continuum, Kiera fights a ticking clock to stop another terrorist attack, while Alec and Julian’s place in history will become defined by the horrific event.
  Endtime – Sneak Peek Kiera fights a ticking clock to stop a terrorist attack, while Alec and Julian’s place in history will become defined by the horrific event.
  The Truth Is Out – Clip As Carlos lies dying, Kiera confesses her secrets to her partner.
   

• SYFY Being Human – Airs Mondays at 9/8c.
  Those About to Rot – Sneak Peek On Monday, Josh learns how far Aidan went for him. Aidan's date with Kat causes him to remember his wife and son. And, Sally learns about Nick and Stevie's zombie fates. 
  Flatline – Clip Aidan goes to the edge of death.  
  Exotic Shock – Clip Sally is so hungry that she eats a mouse. 
  Surprise! Sally’s a Zombie! – Interview Clip
  Listen to what Meaghan Rath says about revealing Sally is actually a zombie. 
   

• SYFY Lost Girl—Airs Mondays at 10:30/9:30c.
  Later on Lost Girl, reality and fantasy converge as Bo Confronts her ultimate challenge. You can also watch clips from last week of both shows.
  Ceremony – Sneak Peek Reality and fantasy converge as Bo Confronts her ultimate challenge.
  Bet on Bo – Clip Bo has learned something about Tamsin; and, Tamsin learns that Bo could be something truly terrible to fear. 
  Bo vs. the Man in Black – Clip Bo doesn't play by Light or Dark rules, but only her rules. 
  From TV Guide: Stevie asks Sally to kill him; and Aidan takes Kat out on a date, during which he's overwhelmed by memories of his wife and son.
   

• Showtime Shameless Season 3, Episode 9 "Frank the Plumber" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 9:00pm
  Fiona has a difficult time dealing with the corporate culture in her new office job, while Frank, needing medical coverage, somehow gets mixed up in a gay-rights event, where he rubs elbows with a powerful activist. Original Air Date: Mar 17, 2013
  Guest Cast Bradley Whitford: Abraham Paige
   

• Showtime House of Lies Season 2, Episode 9 "Liability" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 10:00pm
  Doug and Clyde give depositions in a wrongful-death suit filed against a telecommunications conglomerate, while a casino mogul impedes Marty's efforts to close a deal. Later, Monica unravels when Roscoe moves out.
  Guest Cast Nia Long: Tamara Mather Zickel: Michael Carlson
   

• Showtime Californication Season 6, Episode 9 "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 10:30pm
  At Atticus' party, girls and mood-altering substances are provided, while Hank's friends take care of the entertainment. Later, Karen turns the tables on Hank; Atticus attempts to replicate a legendary rock-and-roll moment with help from a special fan; and Charlie has another encounter with the Widow. Original Air Date: Mar 17, 2013
  Guest Cast Alanna Ubach: The Widow Jorge Garcia: The Dealer
   

• TNT Dallas "Ewings Unite!" - TV-14-DLV - Monday, March 18, 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  As Bobby, Christopher and John Ross get to work on J.R.'s masterpiece, J.R.'s will has lasting ramifications for the family legacy and Southfork. Pamela proves her loyalty to John Ross by giving him information against her father, and Christopher's relationship with Elena is tested when Christopher resorts to a tactic worthy of J.R. Meanwhile, Drew is forced to betray the Ewings when a family member is threatened, and Sue Ellen uses her wits to get Gary out of Dallas.
  Directed by Steve Robin Written by Bruce Rasmussen
   

• TNT Monday Mornings "One Fine Day" - TV-14-LS - Monday, March 18, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Ty and Tina receive a late night call from Afghanistan, where Corpsman Jacob Gold (guest star Reiley McClendon) desperately needs help when his fellow Marine suffers a traumatic head injury. Sydney believes a happy infant's unnatural laughter is related to an undiagnosed neurological problem. And Sung and Hooten attempt to reconcile the husband and sister of a brain-dead gay patient, only to find themselves caught in the legal crosshairs of the situation.
  Directed by Mario Van Peebles
  Written by Sanjay Gupta & Amanda Johns & David E. Kelley
  Created by David E. Kelley Based on the novel by Sanjay Gupta M.D.
   

• TNT Southland "Bleed Out" - TV-MA-LV - Wednesday, March 20, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  In episode six, the day's events bring all of our cops face to face with some of their greatest fears. The death of a baby shakes Lydia to her core. Sammy is questioned by I.A. about his altercation with Tammi. A difficult day on the job causes Cooper to seek solace in Hicks (guest star Gerald McRaney) but finds none. Ben becomes more deeply involved with Brooke (guest star Annie Monroe) while continuing to see Elena (guest star Carmen Corral).
  Directed by Christopher Chulack Written by Chad Feehan Created by Ann Biderman
   

• USA Network THIS WEEK ON USA... IT'S FAMILY BONDING TIME ON "PSYCH"
  March Madness may be in full swing, but take a break from your basketball bracket with a new episode of PSYCH, WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW and marathons from NCIS and LAW & ORDER: SVU.
  WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 PSYCH - "No Country For Two Old Men" - 10/9c
  Shawn (James Roday) attempts to bond with Juliet's (Maggie Lawson) stepfather Lloyd (guest star Jeffrey Tambor), a seemingly harmless accountant.
  Guest stars: Jeffrey Tambor, Parminder Nagra, Tony Plana , Alex Quijano
  Also, be sure to tune-in tomorrow (3/19) to the 10am EST hour of the Today Show to catch Psych’s very own Dule Hill co-host the show!
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• ABC "THE BACHELOR'S" SEAN LOWE JOINS THE CAST OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS," PREMIERING MONDAY, MARCH 18 ON ABC
  "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" Premieres in Week Two, With the First Elimination on Tuesday, March 26
  As announced this morning exclusively on ABC's "Good Morning America," newly engaged Sean Lowe ("The Bachelor") is to join the cast of "Dancing with the Stars." The popular show twirls its way back onto American television screens to kick off Season 16, live MONDAY, MARCH 18 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) with a thrilling two-hour season premiere. The season premiere of "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" airs TUESDAY, MARCH 26 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET).
  SEAN LOWE -- Sean Lowe has set hearts aflutter as the star of the "The Bachelor," which just concluded its 17th season on ABC. Having found new love, Sean is engaged to Catherine Giudici. His "rosy" journey to "The Bachelor" was not without its, well...thorns. Originally a contestant on the eighth edition of "The Bachelorette," Sean was eliminated right before the show's finale. But heartbreak didn't derail his pursuit of love and happiness, as he soon signed on as ABC's next "Bachelor." A successful Dallas businessman and entrepreneur, Sean prides himself on his close-knit family. He went to Kansas State University on a full football scholarship and, as a linebacker, was part of the 2003 Big 12 Conference Championship team. He received a Bachelor of Science degree in social science. Sean began his career in finance, following in his father's footsteps in the insurance industry, before committing to his new enterprise, owning and running an upscale, custom furniture business. SEAN LOWE partners with PETA MURGATROYD.
  Live, two-hour season premiere of Dancing with the Stars on ABC (3/18)
  MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE BALL: WHICH STAR WILL WIN IT ALL?
  THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, LIVE TWO-HOUR SEASON 16 PREMIERE OF ABC'S HIT SHOW, "DANCING WITH THE STARS," AIRS MONDAY, MARCH 18
  "Dancing with the Stars: Exclusive First Look" Features Extended Backstage Material, Interviews and Highlights of the "First Night" Dances, Tuesday, March 19
  "Episode 1601" -- "Dancing with the Stars" is back with an all-new cast of fresh faces hitting the dance floor. This season features two new dance styles, contemporary and jazz; three new professional dance partners -- Lindsay Arnold, Sharna Burgess & Gleb Savchenko; and notable theme shows. In May, "Dancing with the Stars" will commemorate their 300th episode with a spectacular celebration. The competition begins with the two-hour Season 16 premiere, live, MONDAY, MARCH 18 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" premieres in week two, with the first elimination on Tuesday, March 26.
  "Dancing with the Stars: Exclusive First Look," a clip show featuring extended backstage material, interviews and highlights of the "first night" dances, airs TUESDAY, MARCH 19 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET).
  Hosted by Tom Bergeron ("America's Funniest Home Videos") and Brooke Burke-Charvet ("Dancing with the Stars" Season 7 champion), the celebrities perform choreographed dance routines which will be judged by renowned ballroom judge Len Goodman and dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba.
   
• ABC ANNOUNCES JOEY LAWRENCE AND CHARISSA THOMPSON
  AS HOSTS OF "SPLASH," PREMIERING MARCH 19
  ABC announces Joey Lawrence (ABC Family's "Melissa & Joey") and Charissa Thompson (ESPN's "SportsNation") as hosts of the new diving competition series, "Splash," where ten celebrity contestants will face their fears as they flip, twist and spin into the depths of the pool below, premiering TUESDAY, MARCH 19 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Splash" marks the first time ten celebrities will train and compete in regulation platform and springboard diving at dizzying heights in front of a weekly poolside audience. After training with professional divers and being mentored by the world's most decorated and medaled diving legend, Greg Louganis, their dives will be critiqued by two judges, London Olympic U.S. Gold medalist David Boudia and Australian Olympic athlete and USA Dive Team director Steve Foley.
  SPLASH: 101 -- PREMIERE
  FIND OUT WHO WILL FLY AND WHO WILL FLOP ON THE PREMIERE OF ABC'S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED SERIES "SPLASH," TUESDAY, MARCH 19
  Five Celebrity Divers Will Compete and One Will be Eliminated in a Final Dive-Off
  "Episode 101" - After weeks of training with professional divers and being mentored by the world's most decorated and medaled diving legend, Greg Louganis, five of the ten celebrity contestants will face their fears as they flip, twist and spin into the depths of the pool below. The two with the lowest scores will go head to head in a dive-off to determine who will be the first contestant sent home, on the series premiere of "Splash," TUESDAY, MARCH 19 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. The following week, the remaining five celebrity contestants will compete and showcase their daring dives.
  "Splash" marks the first time ten celebrities will train and compete in regulation platform and springboard diving at dizzying heights in front of a weekly poolside audience. Each week their dives will be critiqued by two judges, London Olympic U.S. Gold medalist David Boudia and Australian Olympic athlete and USA Dive Team director Steve Foley.
   
• ABC Thursday March 21 8:00pm
  ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF WIFE SWAP (3/21)
  AN ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE FARM MOM OF SIX SWAPS LIVES WITH A LAS VEGAS PARTY MOM, ON THE SEASON 6 PREMIERE OF ABC'S "WIFE SWAP"
  "Kuncaitis/Zdazinsky" - Marissa Zdazinsky, a.k.a "Big Juicy," and Angela Kuncaitis, an ultra-conservative and religious mom of six, trade lives for two weeks on the Season 6 premiere of "Wife Swap," THURSDAY, MARCH 21 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Wife Swap" finds two mothers of families, each with opposing values, to trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a two week-long challenge: In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life, do house work, unwind and more. Everything changes in the second week when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own set of rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the second week, the two couples meet for the first time in a raw and highly-charged exchange of views, making frank assessments of one another and discussing the experience. In the process, they really will discover what life would be like in someone else's shoes.
  A self described "over the hill party girl," Marissa Zdazinsky lives with her husband Walter, their six-year-old son Jake, and live-in "many," Princess, in Las Vegas, Nevada. Marissa loves to go out, and she visits the Vegas Strip almost every night, where she and Princess drink, dance and party the night away. During the day, Marissa likes to sleep in and relax while her husband is at work and Princess tends to her son, Jake.
   
• ABC Friday March 22 10:00pm
  20/20 REPORTS ON THE STEUBENVILLE, OHIO COURT CASE (3/22)
  ABC'S "20/20" REPORTS ON THE STEUBENVILLE, OHIO HEADLINE-MAKING COURT CASE INVOLVING TWO HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS
  Hour-long Report Includes Exclusive Interview with Defendant Ma'lik Richmond, Friday, March 22 on ABC
  Steubenville, Ohio is a football-obsessed city that typically makes headlines for touchdowns not trials. But this past week a verdict in the case of two high school football players split the middle-American town and sparked a national discussion about the world of teens today. Ma'lik Richmond, 16, and Trent Mays, 17, were found delinquent -- the Juvenile Court equivalent of convicted -- of the sexual assault of an intoxicated 16-year-old girl after a night of partying that then played out in shocking text messages, pictures and videos. With the first and only interview with defendant Ma'lik Richmond, interviews with family members, and never-before-seen materials and evidence surrounding the case, "20/20" tells the inside story of what happened that night and in the days that followed.
  Elizabeth Vargas' hour-long report is also a cautionary tale for all parents and teenagers, as the case has pulled back the curtain on the secret lives of many teens living in today's digital world. Anchored by Vargas and David Muir, "20/20" airs FRIDAY, MARCH 22 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
   
• BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode: Season 5, Episode 18 "He's Stalking, I'm Walking" Sunday Mar 17, 2013 8:00pm
  Porsha takes a very important test. Elsewhere, NeNe journeys to New York City for a hectic promotional tour for her sitcom; home and business renovations rattle Kandi; nasty chatter and swirling rumors mark Kenya's life. In Control or Controlling?  Porsha dishes on what the other ladies said about Kordell in Las Vegas

   
• BRAVO Inside the Actors Studio
  Next episode: Tina Fey New Tue, Mar 19 8:00 PM
  Comic actress and writer Tina Fey traces her career in an interview with host James Lipton.
  Videos: Alec Baldwin TV Love
   
• CBS “60 MINUTES” LISTINGS FOR SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 2013
  AMERICAN NUNS – One of the pressing problems newly elected Pope Francis may want to address is the disillusionment among American nuns. Many were shocked last year when the group that represents most of them was reprimanded by the Vatican, which said the nuns’ liberal ideas were undermining the Church. Bob Simon reports. Tanya Simon and Andrew Metz are the producers.
  THE INNOVATOR – Twitter creator Jack Dorsey tells Lara Logan about his brainstorm for the popular social medium, his separation and reunion with the company and his current venture, Square. Tom Anderson is the producer.
  HIT MAN – John Veasey used to kill people for a living as a hit man in the Philadelphia mob. Today, Veasey drives a church bus and attends weekly worship as a born-again Christian in a Middle American suburb. Has he really changed? Byron Pitts reports. Clem Taylor is the producer. Watch a clip
   
• CBS A DOUBLE U-TURN AWAITS THE TEAMS IN HANOI, VIETNAM AND ONE TEAM RECEIVES CRUSHING NEWS, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  “Your Tan is Totally Cool”– The game gets personal as Teams face a Double U-Turn in Hanoi, Vietnam, and one Team faces crushing news, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, March 17 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   
• CBS A SHAKE-UP WITH THE TRIBES CREATES CHAOS AND NEW ALLIANCES, ON “SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20
  "Operation Thunder Dome" — A shake-up with the Tribes creates chaos and new alliances. Meanwhile, the game is thrown off-balance when one Tribe’s change results in a strength disparity between Gota and Bikal, on SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES, Wednesday, March 20 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES is hosted by Emmy Award-winning host Jeff Probst and produced by SEG, Inc. Mark Burnett, Jeff Probst and David Burris are executive producers and Leisa Francis is co-executive producer.
  SURVIVOR fans can get more of their favorite show by tuning into “The Survivor After Show,” sponsored by Sprint, an exclusive online-only series which appears every Thursday on CBS.com.
   
• CBS Thursday March 21 through Saturday March 23
  NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP (SECOND ROUND) (HD)
  CBS SPORTS AND TURNER SPORTS´ EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF 2013 NCAA® DIVISION I MEN´S BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP TIPS OFF MARCH 19
  Announce and Production Teams Assigned for NCAA First FourTM and Second Round Coverage
  Turner Sports and CBS Sports´ exclusive coverage of the 2013 NCAA Division I Men´s Basketball Championship tips off with first round coverage of the NCAA First FourTM on Tuesday, March 19 and Wednesday, March 20 (6:00 PM, ET; both days) on truTV. Second-round game coverage begins Thursday, March 21 and Friday, March 22 (12:00 Noon-12:00 AM, ET; both days), with all games available live in their entirety across four national television networks: CBS, TBS, TNT and truTV. Additionally, on Thursday and Friday, truTV will televise a one-hour pregame show at 11:00 AM, ET.
   

• CBS FORMER NFL PLAYER CONVICTED OF KILLING A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE VOWS TO TELL "48 HOURS" WHO REALLY DID IT Sneak Peek
  Nearly two decades after he was caught in a love triangle that turned deadly, former New England Patriots player Eric Naposki vows to say what happened on 48 HOURS: “Murder in the O.C.” to be broadcast March 23, 2013 (10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  “I might wear handcuffs and I might be locked up, but I’m no criminal,” Naposki tells 48 HOURS Correspondent Troy Roberts in an update to a story CBS News first brought viewers in October 2011. “There’s a person out there who actually committed a crime and today I’m going to tell the world who really did it and I’m going to prove my innocence.”
  The story starts nearly 20 years ago when multimillionaire Bill McLaughlin began dating – and eventually proposing to – the much younger Nanette Johnston. Then, one night in December 1994, someone shot and killed McLaughlin. Police questioned Johnston, but she had an alibi. Police later learned Johnston was involved with Naposki, who had his own plans to marry the beauty.
  Initially, police lacked sufficient evidence to bring the case to justice. However, 15 years later, prosecutors believed they had enough to make a case and Naposki was arrested. Convicted of murder in July 2011, Naposki maintains police got the wrong man, and he tells Roberts why.
  Saturday’s broadcast also includes the dramatic conclusion to the case – will a judge feel believe Naposki’s story?
   

• Comedy Central The Jeselnik Offensive Next episode: Tue, Mar 19 10:30 PM
  Brett Gelman and Andy Kindler are the guests.
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 19 ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
  “TARGET PRESENTS THE IHEARTRADIO ALBUM RELEASE PARTY WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE” (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STARS IN A NEW MUSICAL SPECIAL - In this one-hour special, filmed at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles during a release party for his new album, “20/20 Experience,” musical superstar Justin Timberlake performs with his band and talks about making the album. The special also includes an exclusive eight-minute world premiere of Timberlake’s new music video.
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• Discovery Channel Auction Kings 9:00pm
  Star Wars Stormtrooper; Mustang Motorcycle
  Items include a rare 1956 Mustang Pony motorcycle; a "Star Wars" stormtrooper costume; and an air-raid siren.
   
• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 19
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of HELL’S KITCHEN, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **TIME PERIOD PREMIERE**--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CULINARY BOOT CAMP BEGINS ON AN ALL-NEW “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, MARCH 19, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay teaches the chefs a lesson in teamwork when he puts them through a physical challenge involving lobsters, but claws come out when the real team challenge continues in the kitchen. The winning team earns a luxurious day on a yacht while the losing team is tasked with cleaning hundreds of pounds of fish. Later, a disorganized dinner service disappoints Chef Ramsay, so two contestants from each team are sent into the elimination round in the all-new “19 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, March 19 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/MT/PT) on FOX. (HK-1103) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE FINALISTS PERFORM LIVE ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, ON FOX
  The AMERICAN IDOL finalists perform live once again hoping to impress the judges and America. After the performances, it is up to the nation to vote for their favorites. Tune in to see who amazes the judges and who falls flat in the all-new “Finalists Compete” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, March 20 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1231/2) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 21
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  ANOTHER FINALIST IS ELIMINATED TONIGHT ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, MARCH 21, ON FOX
  One finalist’s journey will come to an end as America’s vote is revealed in the all-new “Results Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, March 21 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID2-1231/2A) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 23
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of THE FOLLOWING and HELL’S KITCHEN are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“COPS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A SUSPECT RUNS FROM REHAB ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX
  Officers from the Las Vegas Metro Police Department question a young woman who appears to be soliciting prostitution, but she denies the accusation despite prior arrests. Later, officers from the Chattanooga Police Department respond to a call involving a father and son who got into a physical altercation involving alcohol. Finally, officers from the Portland Police Bureau chase after a suspect who begins to run when they flash their lights on him, and they find out that he tried to get rid of his methamphetamines to avoid being sent to rehab in the all-new “Taken Into Custody #3” episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2514) (TV-PG, L)
   
• FX The Ultimate Fighter
  Next episode: The Wild Card New Tue, Mar 19 9:00 PM
  Two preliminary losers face off in the wild-card match; the teams unite for a Thanksgiving feast; a fighter calls out a competitor for the quarterfinals before Dana announces the matchups.
   
• Lifetime BONNIE BROOKS & RACHEL ROY on PROJECT RUNWAY Season 11 Ninth Episode March 21st  "He Said, She Said"
  Tune in this week to the ninth episode of PROJECT RUNWAY'S 11th Season on Thursday, March 21st at 9pm ET/PT.
  The designers push themselves harder than ever to create spring looks worthy to grace the windows of Lord & Taylor for their next challenge. But with a few design teams at each other’s throats, it’s any one's guess who will impress guest judges Rachel Roy and Lord & Taylor's Bonnie Brooks.
   
• Lifetime Dance Moms Season 3, Episode 12 "The Apple of Her Eye" Tuesday Mar 19, 2013 8:00pm
  In this special two-hour episode the Abby Lee Dance Company prepares for a group number that is a tribute to Rosa Parks. The team must bring their "A" game because they're going head-to-head against Cathy and her Apple Core. Meanwhile, Mackenzie becomes an internet sensation with her make-up tutorials.
   
• MTV 2013 mtvU Woodie Awards Sunday Mar 17, 2013 8:00pm
  Tegan and Sara join forces with Machine Gun Kelly to host the annual awards gala celebrating college students' favorite music. Slated performers are Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Twenty One Pilots and Zedd.
   
• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" ""I'M BEING PUNKED BY A JACKSON""
  03/17/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : SOAP STARS SUSAN LUCCI AND JACK WAGNER HELP THE ALL-STARS PERFORM A SOAP OPERA FOR CRYSTAL LIGHT
  This week, Mr. Trump tasks the All-Stars with performing a Soap Opera scene for Crystal Light. In one of the season’s most dramatic outbursts, a Project Manager goes head-to-head with an insubordinate team member. Meanwhile, the other team threatens to mutiny when their Project Manager’s dictator-like style rubs them the wrong way. Both teams "break a leg" with their performances, but only one is declared the winner and another celebrity hears Donald Trump’s dreaded words, "You’re fired!" Special guests include Susan Lucci and Jack Wagner. Boardroom advisors: Arsenio Hall and Ivanka Trump
   
• NBC COMING UP ON “DATELINE”
  Sunday, March 17 at 7p/6c
  Two tenacious narcotics detectives reluctantly take a group of drug dealers under their wing, working with them instead of against them to turn their lives around. “Dateline” captures the transformations of both the dealers and the detectives, as both sides learn to trust and help each other. Lester Holt reports. (NEW)
  When a young woman vanishes in St. Augustine, FL, her family and friends investigate the disappearance on their own, and are taken on a journey with twists and turns they never expected. Keith Morrison reports. (NEW)
   
• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER" "LIVE FINALE"
  03/18/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : "THE BIGGEST LOSER" REVEALED IN EXCITING SEASON FINALE – In this must-see, exciting live finale, the contestants from this season return for a special reunion and a chance to weigh in one last time – and show America how much weight they’ve all lost since beginning their weight-loss journeys. Kid participants Biingo, Lindsay and Sunny will also return to show off their inspiring transformations. America’s vote will be revealed for who will be the third finalist, eligible for the grand prize, and all the players who have been eliminated will compete for the $100,000 "at home" prize. Then it’s the moment viewers have been waiting for, when one of the three finalists will be named this season’s "Biggest Loser" and win the coveted grand prize of $250,000! Alison Sweeney hosts the series, and trainers Bob Harper, Jillian Michaels and Dolvett Quince also star.
  Live Finale Preview Get ready for The Biggest Loser's live season finale episode on Monday, March 18th.
  SEASON 14 WINNER IS REVEALED ALONG WITH INCREDIBLE TRANSFORMATIONS OF CONTESTANTS & KIDS IN EXCITING FINALE OF ‘THE BIGGEST LOSER’ MONDAY, MARCH 18
  15 Adult Contestants and Kid Participants Biingo, Sunny and Lindsay Reveal Their Combined Weight Loss of Over 1600 Pounds
  Plus, America’s Vote For Third Finalist Will Be Revealed
  UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – March 14, 2013 -- Season 14 of “The Biggest Loser: Challenge America” comes to an exciting close as the contestants and kid participants reunite to show off their amazing transformations, and the season 14 winner is revealed in the must-see live finale airing Monday, March 18 (8-10 p.m. ET) on NBC. The participants will be revealing their combined weight loss of over 1600 pounds.
  It’s been an exciting season, from tackling child obesity with the introduction of kid participants for the first time ever on the series, and the return of trainer Jillian Michaels, to a challenge for America to kick off their own weight loss and wellness journey with tools and resources offered at www.biggestloser.com . Wild weekly challenge took the players from a sun-swept beach, digging through giant sand mounds for prize clues, to harrowing heights at the top of a seven-story building, where contestants anxiously balanced on planks while holding a bar representing part of their weight before heading all the way down to the ground. They confronted what scared them most during “face your fears” week, and near the end of the season, were treated to amazing makeovers by fashion guru Tim Gunn and Hollywood hair stylist Ken Paves before heading home for emotional reunions with loved ones.
  Now it’s time for the last weigh-in of the season. In the most recent episode that aired March 11, Danni Allen (Wheeling, IL) and Jeff Nichols (Monroe, MI) advanced as finalists, while Jackson Carter (Layton, UT) and Joe Ostaszewski (Williston, FL) fell below the yellow line at the last weigh-in at the ranch. America’s vote at http://www.nbc.com/the-biggest-loser/vote/  will determine which player – Jackson or Joe – becomes the third finalist eligible to win the grand prize of $250,000, and that vote will be revealed early in the live finale on March 18. The contestant who does not win America’s vote will still be eligible for the “at home” prize of $100,000.
   
• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "211"
  03/19/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Tuesday) : Betty White’s posse of senior tricksters continue to pull pranks on the younger generation, with one senior bringing his organ donation in a cooler to a food court, expecting payment from a stranger, and another asking a woman to watch his wife, who turns out to be a blow–up doll. Also, an elderly woman enlists a man’s help in writing an erotic novel, while another prankster asks strangers to shield her at a grocery store while she sneaks swigs of beer she hasn’t paid for.
   
• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "212"
  03/19/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : Betty White’s sassy senior tricksters are out on the streets pulling more funny pranks on the younger generation. This week, two partying seniors ask strangers where a rave is, a female prankster on a bachelorette party scavenger hunt asks hot guys to bite candies off her shirt, and enthusiastic senior citizens put up a finish line at a popular hiking spot and cheer people on as they break through the tape. Also, an elderly gentleman proposes to his girlfriend while a stranger videotapes her surprising reaction, and another oldster offers free tickets to Hawaii in exchange for being his date to a wedding.
   

• NBC "FASHION STAR" "SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE"
  03/22/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : DESIGNERS ARE PUT TO THE TEST TO CREATE A GARMENT THAT WILL FLATTER ANY BODY TYPE – The "Fashion Star" designers are challenged to create a piece that will work equally well for all shapes and sizes, while still remaining true to their style and aesthetic. One contestant feels the pressure to sell this week after failing to receive a buy from the retailers last week, while one team thrills their mentor with an exceptional performance. The mentors struggle to decide who to put up for elimination, which leads to a surprise twist. The buyers send the third designer home.
   

• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "032213"
  COMING UP ON “ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS” – FRIDAY, MARCH 22 AT 10P/9C
  Reports from Brian Williams, Ted Koppel and Kiran Chetry
  In most families, you hear parents talk about the kid who grew up to be the successful one, the smart one or the famous one. But in the Emanuel family, that’s all of them. In a rare interview with all three brothers, Brian Williams sits down with super-agent Ari, Chicago’s Mayor Rahm and prominent doctor Zeke to talk about what it was like growing up in this very unusual family, as documented in Zeke Emanuel’s new book, Brothers Emanuel.
  Imagine a country in which a hundred thousand or more juveniles are locked in adult prisons and jails. Imagine that the best protection to be found for some of those juveniles is solitary confinement. What country are we talking about? The United States of America. Ted Koppel investigates.
  In Lebanon, Tennessee, Castle Heights Elementary is home to 15 sets of twins. Something in the water? Kiran Chetry pays a visit.
  Brian Williams wraps up the broadcast with a few interesting items from the week that was. #ROCKBOTTOM
   
• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "424A"
  03/23/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : NBC PRESENTS ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ COMPILATIONS FROM LAST SEASON’S BREATHTAKING LAS VEGAS FINALS ROUND INCLUDING NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE – MATT ISEMAN HOSTS – Top finishers from the regional rounds advance to the final "Las Vegas" round, which featured the ultimate challenge – a stunning four-stage obstacle course modeled after the famed "Mount Midoriyama" in Japan. Matt Iseman hosts the heart-racing competition show in which competitors take on various "finals round" stages as they vie to move onto the final stage 4 in their quest for a $500,000 cash prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
   
• NBC 3/18  Biggest Loser and Deception Season Finales, Justin Timberlake, and More!
  Start of your week with TWO epic season finales tonight! Get ready for The Biggest Loser LIVE finale when we find out whether Joe or Jackson made the final three, and who takes the title of this year's Biggest Loser. Plus, the truth is finally revealed in the nail-biting season finale of Deception - sneak a peek at the drama.
  And make sure to catch the highlights from the final night of Late Night's Justin Timberweek when Justin performed a medley of his hits and the History of Rap 4 with Jimmy Fallon. Watch the clips below along with a Late Night interview with Hayden Panettiere, plus Curtis Finch Jr., Craig Ferguson, and Vera Farmiga on The Tonight Show.
   
• PBS The This Old House Hour 8:00pm
  Essex 2012/13: Design for Everyone
  The geothermal system's installation is recapped; reclaimed marble tile is used in the foyer; and custom-ordered, hand-painted border tile is used in the kitchen. Also: a tour of the Seattle home of architect Emory Baldwin. In the second half: making and installing custom concrete countertops; making watertight connections without soldering; demonstrated cordless landscape tools.
   
• SYFY Face Off & Robot Combat League - Sneak Peek & Clips
  Today we have a few great clips from Syfy’s Tuesday night line-up. First, Face Off contestants learn about Defiance and create apocalyptic alien designs inspired by the series. Check out the sneak peek of the new episode, as well as morphs & a clip from last week’s.
  You can also watch a promo clip of Robot Combat League – Steam Punk & Medieval have the final battle of the first round. I’ve also given you a fight-cam clip from Game Over’s point of view, a blow-by-blow recap of last week’s episode, and an extended interview clip with the teams of Drone Strike & Robo Hammer. Lastly, don’t forget that tonight is the season finale of Continuum at 8/7c!
  Face Off—Airs Tuesdays at 9/8c.
  Alien Apocalypse – Sneak Peek The artists are surprised with a trip to Toronto where they visit the set of the epic new Syfy series, Defiance to inspire original alien creations.
  Mummy Mayhem – Morphs Watch the contestants’ creations morph into Mummy-themed nightmares.
  Last Looks – Clip from Ep. 409 Now that the competition has narrowed to such a strong field, the artists know that even the slightest misstep will send one of them home.
   
• Robot Combat League—Airs Tuesdays at 10/9c.
  The Fight of Your Life – Next Episode Promo This Tuesday is the final battle of the first round: Steam Punk versus Medieval.
  Fight Cam: Game Over vs. A.X.E. – Clip from Ep. 103 See what things look like when you have an A.X.E. coming down on you.
  Blow By Blow – Recap of Ep. 103 Color commentator Dave Farra catches you up on everything RCL from Episode 3.
  Drone Strike vs. Robo Hammer – Extended Interview Clip Get an exclusive look at what else the contestants said about the fight.
   
• TLC Sunday, March 17th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  GYPSY SISTERS #6 - EPISODE 6
  No episode description available at this time.
   
• TLC WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR: Days of our Trailer Park Lives
  Premieres, Sunday March 17 at 10/9c on TLC
  In this episode of WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR, the residents have a spirited debate surrounding a discovery in Taylor and Jessica’s trailer. After being put on notice by Cecil, Jared finds himself work at a local putt-putt course. He needs the job to keep his trailer, but a combative boss tests Jared’s fortitude. When Amanda hits the scene, The Wiener Girls wonder if they got more than they bargained forwith their new roommate.
  Marvin Gets Handcuffed Chelsey Flirts with Jared
  WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR MOVES INTO TLC
  (Los Angeles, Ca.) TLC shows a slice of Southern beach life in WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR, a new ten-part series that follows the crazy antics at a trailerpark in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Premiering Sunday, March 3 at 10 PM (ET/PT), each sixty-minuteepisode takes viewers along for a wild ride with these quirky mobile home residents as their lives collide in this proud, tight knit community.
  Formerly Patrick’s Mobile Home, Myrtle Manor has been handed down from generation to generation.
   
• TNT Boston's Finest "Calming the Storm" - TV-14-LV - Wednesday, March 20, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  In Dorchester, a string of gang-related shootings has the Boston Police Department on high alert. Things take a turn for the worse when a 20-year-old apparent gang member is shot execution-style in a local barbershop. With retaliation expected, the cops do everything they can to calm tensions and prevent another tragedy. Across town, the Fugitive Unit is on the trail of a dangerous knife-wielding robbery suspect.
   
• USA Network MONDAY, MARCH 18 WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 8/7c
  With three weeks left until Wrestlemania, the Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment(r) Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh, PA and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.
   
• VH1 Josh Henderson Fondly Remembers On Larry Hagman’s Whoopee Cushion Pranks on VH1's Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan Video
  Rachael Ray On Her Deal Breakers In A Relationship 
  Rachael Ray On Getting Challenged By Michelle Obama
  Get More: Big Morning Buzz Live With Carrie Keagan
   
• "Smash" Star Megan Hilty Faces Off With Wendy In A Game of Celebrity: The Broadway Edition - "The Wendy Williams Show"
  Celebrity: The Broadway Edition! Thursday March 21st, 2013  Photo 
  Great White Way. "Smash" and Broadway star Megan Hilty and Wendy go head-to-head in a game of "Celebrity."
  Watch what happens when Wendy and Megan try to guess popular Hollywood stars who have graced the Broadway stage. Video

RERUNS

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS: 2304
  ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS" TREATS VIEWERS TO A HALLOWEEN THEMED EPISODE FILLED WITH LOTS OF LAUGHTER
  "Episode 2304"-This week's Halloween-themed episode includes Tom playing "Head, Gut or Groin?," a boy asking why his plump grandpa has a baby bump, and a montage devoted to dogs wearing ridiculous Halloween costumes, on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY,
  MARCH 17 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 10/28/12)
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 405
  THE RIVALRY BETWEEN LORI AND DAYMOND TURNS UGLY AS THEY COMPETE FOR A WOMAN'S PILLOWCASE DRESS BUSINESS, AND THE SHARKS LOSE IT WHEN AN ENTREPRENEUR REVEALS THE NAME FOR A SPECIALLY-MADE SPATULA, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 405" - The rivalry between Lori and Daymond turns ugly as they compete for the business of a woman from Los Angeles, CA, who created a line of dresses made from pillowcases. Later on, the Sharks can't stop laughing when a young lady from Easley, SC announces the name of her specially-made spatula that can retrieve cream from the bottom of containers. Also, the Sharks appear more feisty than usual after a father and son from Van Nuys, CA provide them with a sample from their line of vitamin oral sprays; and a man from Marysville, WA hopes his energy boost waffle product will be an eye opener for the Sharks. In a follow-up segment, there's an update on brothers David & Stuart Pikoff from Austin, TX, who passed on Kevin's Season 2 offer to invest in their Games2U mobile entertainment business, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, MARCH 22 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 10/12/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC Saturday March 23 8:00pm
  SPLASH (re-run from 3/19)
   

• ABC Saturday March 23 9:00pm
  20/20 SATURDAY
  "TRAVEL CONFIDENTIAL" ON ABC'S "20/20"
  ABC'S "20/20" reveals the inside tricks of the trade to avert travel pitfalls and have the best trip possible. Plus, crazy captains, paranoid passengers, flight attendant freak outs... what's going on in the air these days? "Travel Confidential" airs on "20/20," SATURDAY, MARCH 23 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Anchored by Barbara Walters, reports include:
  (9:00-10:00 p.m.):
  Crews Gone Wild: Elizabeth Vargas looks at the mounting pressures in the air that have resulted in some serious breakdowns by both pilots and flight attendants. (OAD: 4/13/12)
  Passengers Gone Wild: Thanks to long lines, intrusive security, endless airline fees and delay after delay, many passengers are already grumpy by the time they board the plane. So it's no surprise that there's plenty of bad behavior in the air. From drunken freakouts to mile-high-club wannabees, those hoping for a quiet and peaceful flight face quite a challenge. (OAD: 4/13/12)
  Celebrities Out of Control: "20/20" reports on the models and movie stars and the mayhem they create in the skies. (OAD: 4/13/12)
  TSA: The Beauty Queen who claims she was molested, the mother detained for bringing through her breast milk, the woman arrested for carrying her applesauce for her elderly mother... These are but a few of the outraged passengers who say the TSA goes too far. "20/20" gets a rare glimpse at the TSA warehouse where the government stores all the weapons it confiscates to keep us safe. (OAD: 4/13/12)
  Control Tower: Air traffic controllers hooked on Vicodin, disregarding emergency calls as pranks and literally falling asleep at the switch... What on earth is going on up in those towers? "20/20" looks at some amazing highs and lows from one of the nation's most stressful workplaces. (OAD: 4/13/12)
  Love in the Air: From two passengers who met and fell in love after surviving the "Miracle on the Hudson" plane crash to a website dedicated to helping airline passengers find those missed love connections, to flight attendants who get into the matchmaking game, "20/20" reports on finding love in the air. (OAD: 4/13/12)
  (10:00-11:00 p.m.):
  Nanny in the Clouds: Modern air travel brings with it a plethora of headaches and inconveniences, and kids behaving badly appear to be a traveler's worst nightmare. But what if there was help waiting at the airport for those desperate parents who fly with unruly children? Could a "nanny in the clouds" be the answer? (OAD: 07/13/12)
  Hotel Confidential: Think you booked a terrific hotel for your trip? You may be in for a big surprise when you show up. "20/20" reveals some tricks of the hotel trade on how to get the best deals for yourself and your family and avoid potential online scams. (OAD: 07/13/12)
  Miss Travel: Most people do not like going on vacation alone, but a website is trying to fix that. Miss Travel is an online dating service where attractive women can travel with wealthy men who foot the bill for the entire trip. "20/20" follows a couple who have never met before on their luxurious weekend gateway to Mexico. Is the website an amazing opportunity to find love or nothing more than a high-flying escort service? (OAD: 07/13/12)
  Pickpocket: Enjoy your vacation but don't relax too much -- pickpockets know that's when you're easy prey. "20/20" shows you how they chose their victims, and what you can do to save your stuff. (OAD: 07/13/12)
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Life Skills
  AXL IS EMBARRASSED WHEN SUE IS ASSIGNED TO BE HIS PARTNER ON A LIFE SKILLS PROJECT AT SCHOOL, AND BRICK'S SCHOOL THERAPIST TRIES TO TEACH HIM HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  Dave Foley Guest Stars as Brick's School Therapist, Dr. Fulton
  "Life Skills" - Axl is shocked to discover that he and Sue are enrolled in the same Life Skills class. And things only get worse for the Ax-Man when he is assigned to work with his sister on a big class project. Meanwhile Brick's school therapist, Dr. Fulton (Dave Foley), tries to teach him how to reach out to his fellow students in order to make some friends; and Frankie and Mike find themselves dealing with an unreasonable insurance company after they discover a tree branch has fallen and broken the windshield of Frankie's car, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/9/13)
  Guest starring are Dave Foley as Dr. Fulton, Gina Hecht as Ms. Schaefer, Dierk Torsek as Reverend Hayver, Bill Chott as Wendell, French Stewart as Principal Cameron, E.J. Callahan as Mr. Flurry, Mary Kate Wiles as Beth, Daniel Stewart as Steve, Victoria Park as Connie, Karan Soni as Vijal and Julia Max as Erica.
  "Life Skills" was written by Roy Brown and directed by Lee Shallat Chemel.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Fulgencio
  WHEN GLORIA'S COLOMBIAN FAMILY COMES INTO TOWN, THINGS REALLY HEAT UP, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  "Fulgencio" - Gloria's mom, Pilar, and sister Sonia have made the voyage from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. Meanwhile, no one seems to have confidence that Phil will be able to help with the kids' problems, but there just might be a method to his madness. And Lily has picked up some bad habits, so Mitchell and Cameron try their hardest to mind their Ps and Qs to set a good example for her, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/23/13)
  Guest cast includes Elizabeth Pena as Pilar, Stephanie Beatriz as Sonia, Reid Ewing as Dylan, John Kapelos as Stavros, Spenser McNeil as Reuben, Craig Zimmerman as Crispin, Noah Weisberg as Brett, Josh Clark as Father Krzyzieski, Gianna LePera as Karen Sullivan and Carole Ita White as Woman.
  "Fulgencio" was written by Bill Wrubel and directed by Lev L. Spiro.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: Dear Brothers
  REAL-LIFE MUSIC STARS DAN AUERBACH OF THE BLACK KEYS, VINCE GILL, PAM TILLIS, KIP MOORE AND KATE YORK ATTEND DEACON'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Connie Britton as Rayna Performs, Backed Up by Pam Tillis and Kate York as Themselves, JD Souther (as Watty) and Erin McCarley (as Adria)
  Kimberly Williams-Paisley Guest Stars as Peggy
  "Dear Brother" - Juliette plans a surprise birthday party for Deacon, which is attended by real-life music stars Dan Auerbach (The Black Keys), Vince Gill, Pam Tillis, Kate York and Kip Moore. During the celebration, Rayna sings, backed up by Pam Tillis and Kate York as themselves, Watty White (JD Souther) and Adria (Erin McCarley). However, Juliette's own performance is derailed by her mother. As Rayna and Teddy's divorce moves forward, the tabloids move in, speculating about Rayna's cheating and thrusting her children into the spotlight; Teddy decides to bring Peggy into his mayoral fold and holds a press conference to make it look like it's all business; and Gunnar's brother charms Scarlett with his singing, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET) on ABC. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/27/13)
  Guest starring Vince Gill, Pam Tillis, Dan Auerbach, Kip Moore, Kate York as themselves, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy Kenter, Judith Hoag as Tandy Conrad, JD Souther as Watty White, Sylvia Jefferies as Jolene Barnes, Maisy Stella as Daphne, Lennon Stella as Maddie, David Alford as Bucky, David Clayton Rogers as Jason, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Erin McCarley as Adria and Marcus Lewis as Joe the Bouncer.
  "Dear Brother" was written by Nancy Miller & Dana Greenblatt and directed by Jonathan Pontell.
   

• The CW MONDAY, MARCH 18 HART OF DIXIE — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Take Me Home, Country Roads” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  DISCOVERING WHAT IS IMPORTANT — George (Scott Porter) is given the responsibility of watching Tansy’s (guest star Mircea Monroe) most prized possession, her dog, but panics when the dog goes missing. Wade (Wilson Bethel) starts to feel frustrated by the lack of alone time with Zoe (Rachel Bilson), especially when she is focused more on not losing her good status in the town to a new doctor, Jonah (guest star Travis Van Winkle), who also happens to be Brick’s (Tim Matheson) nephew. Brick is ready to let the town know about his relationship with Shelby (guest star Laura Bell Bundy), but Lemon (Jaime King) and Magnolia (guest star Claudia Lee) are doing everything they can to get rid of her. Meanwhile, Lavon (Cress Williams) wants to take a chance on a new relationship, but first has to clear the air with one person. Jeremiah Chechik directed the episode written by Carter Covington (#214).
   

• The CW “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Any Means Possible” (TV-14, DLS) (HDTV)
  SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY (“HEROES”) JOINS THE CAST — New Assistant District Attorney Gabe Lowan (Sendhil Ramamurthy) arrives at the precinct, suspicious that cases involving the vigilante are being mishandled, and wanting answers. Cat (Kristin Kreuk) is determined to protect Vincent (Jay Ryan) at any cost, which includes tracking down a witness and threatening him at a gala masquerade ball. Meanwhile, Vincent worries he may lose control if he gets romantically involved with Cat. Max Brown, Nina Lisandrello, Brian White and Austin Basis also star. Steve Adelson directed the episode written by Roger Grant (#114).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 22 ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
  “TARGET PRESENTS THE IHEARTRADIO ALBUM RELEASE PARTY WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE” (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET)
  (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STARS IN A NEW MUSICAL SPECIAL - In this one-hour special, filmed at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles during a release party for his new album, “20/20 Experience,” musical superstar Justin Timberlake performs with his band and talks about making the album. The special also includes an exclusive eight-minute world premiere of Timberlake’s new music video.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 17
  “BOB’S BURGERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  HALLOWEEN IS A TRICKY TREAT ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
  The Belcher kids break their Halloween tradition by ditching their usual trick-or-treating route and venturing off to Kingshead Island, a posh neighborhood that is known for distributing full-sized candy bars. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda attend Teddy’s annual “Black and Orange” party in the “Full Bars” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 17 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-217) (TV-PG D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   
• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 22
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY LOOKS TO REPAIR A RESTAURANT OWNERS’ REPUTATION ON “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, MARCH 22, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay travels to the suburbs of Pittsburgh, PA, to help a desperate retired special education teacher, Jean, who put her entire life’s savings into her failing restaurant. Ms. Jean’s Southern Cuisine has a gained a negative reputation in the community for the bad food and even worse service. Customers even say that Ms. Jean gets nasty if they have a complaint about the food. While Ms. Jean blames her staff for the restaurant’s problems, they point the blame right back at her. With no system in place, Chef Ramsay tries to bring some sanity back into this restaurant and build back her customer base and reputation in the community in the “Ms. Jean’s Southern Cuisine” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, March 22 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-504) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 23
  --“COPS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  OFFICERS CALL THE SUSPECTS’ BLUFF ON “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX
  Milestone 850th Episode
  The Atlanta Police Department responds to an officer assistance call after a suspect flees from the police, and upon further investigation, they discover that the suspect’s vehicle was stolen. Then, officers from the Kansas City Police Department confront two teenagers in possession of concealed weapons. Finally, officers from the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office in Florida interrogate two occupants of a car for suspicious drug activity after they discover a large amount of prescription pills in the vehicle in the “Liar, Liar #6” episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 23 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2506) (TV-PG, L)
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 23
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JOE CARROLL EXECUTES A PLAN TO BE REUNITED WITH HIS WIFE ON “THE FOLLOWING” SATURDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX
  With Weston still in the hospital, Ryan and Parker attempt to outsmart their new leader Nick (guest star Mike Colter) as a way to continue their search. In a surprising move, Joe reaches out to Ryan to demand Claire’s location and reveals that he will go to great lengths to lure her out of FBI custody. Meanwhile, followers from the past make a shocking return in the “Love Hurts” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Saturday, March 23 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-109) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Cast: Kevin Bacon as Ryan Hardy; James Purefoy as Joe Carroll; Natalie Zea as Claire Matthews; Annie Parisse as FBI Specialist Debra Parker; Shawn Ashmore as Agent Mike Weston; Valorie Curry as Emma; Adan Canto as Paul; Nico Tortorella as Jacob; Kyle Catlett as Joey Matthews
  Guest Cast: Mike Colter as Agent Nick Donovan; Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Diedre Mitchell; Warren Kole as Roderick; Marin Ireland as Amanda Porter; Annika Boras as Louise
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 23
  “HELL’S KITCHEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE CHEFS HAVE A PASSION FOR FASHION ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” SATURDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX
  In a continuation from the previous episode, it is fashion night in HELL’S KITCHEN and the teams must execute a full dinner service with timing perfectly in sync with three runway shows that are being held in the restaurant. While some contestants perform flawlessly, others are distracted by all that’s going on around them and one has to fight to the end to keep his place in HELL’S KITCHEN. Tune in to see who keeps it together and who comes apart at the seams in the “13 Chefs Compete, Part 2” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Saturday, March 23 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1007) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 23
  --“30 SECONDS TO FAME”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
  FAST-PACED TALENT SHOW GIVES CONTESTANTS THEIR CHANCE AT “30 SECONDS TO FAME” SATURDAY, MARCH 23, ON FOX
  Everybody’s 15 minutes of fame begin somewhere, and 30 SECONDS TO FAME is ready to kick-start the clock. In each episode of this fast-paced talent show, viewers and audience members are treated to a wide variety of acts all competing to make the most of their short-but-sweet slice of national exposure by winning the ultimate stamp of approval from the audience and the weekly grand prize of $25,000. 30 SECONDS TO FAME airs Saturday, March 23 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SEC-107) (TV-PG L)
  Host: Craig J. Jackson
   
• FX’s comedy series, ANGER MANAGEMENT, airs Thursday nights at 9:30 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  X will air “The Anger Management Marathon” in lieu of a new episode next week, beginning at 8 PM ET/PT.
  Anger Management Marathon Get ready for a heavy dose of Martin and watch “The Anger Management Marathon.” Thursday March 21 at 8p only on FX.
   
• NBC "WHITNEY" "SPACE INVADERS"
  03/20/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : WE NEED SPACE – JOHN CLEESE GUEST STARS -- In an effort to have some time by himself, Alex (Chris D’Elia) lies to Whitney (Whitney Cummings) about going away for a tech seminar. However, Whitney soon uncovers the truth and makes them go to couple’s counseling with Dr. Grant (John Cleese). Meanwhile, to Lily’s surprise (Zoe Lister-Jones), R.J’s (Tone Bell) eight-year-old niece takes a liking to Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn). Dan O’Brien also stars.
   
• NBC "THE OFFICE" "MOVING ON P.1"
  03/21/2013 (09:00PM - 09:31PM) (Thursday) : ANDY TRIES HIS BEST TO MOVE ON—Pam (Jenna Fischer) interviews for a job in Philadelphia with a manager who gives her deja-vu. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) brings Angela (Angela Kinsey) with him on a mission to clean his elderly Aunt Shirley. Andy (Ed Helms) returns from his long boat voyage. Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Creed Bratton, Craig Robinson, Catherine Tate, Clark Duke and Jake Lacy also star.
   
• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" SECRETS EXHUMED (TV-14)
  03/21/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : IN A POWERFUL NEW EPISODE, FBI AGENT DANA LEWIS (GUEST STAR MARCIA GAY HARDEN) RETURNS TO PARTNER WITH THE SVU When FBI Agent Dana Lewis (guest star Harden) suspects that a 25 year-old rape-murder case in New York is connected to several unsolved cases across the country, she joins the SVU in investigating the crimes. As Lewis relentlessly pursues her prime suspect (guest star Harold Perrineau), Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Amaro (Danny Pino) have their doubts about his guilt. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen), Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch) and
   
• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ETC."
  03/23/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : FIREFIGHTERS FACE THEFT ACCUSATIONS AND AN INVESTIGATION—After putting out a kitchen fire in an upscale townhouse, Casey (Jesse Spencer), Herrmann (David Eigenberg), Mouch (Christian Stolte), Cruz (Joe Minoso), Otis (Yuri Sardarov) and Mills (Charlie Barnett) find themselves accused of stealing a $50,000 diamond necklace from the home, touching off an internal investigation. Cruz’s brother Leon (guest star Jeff Lima) is caught in the middle of an escalating gang war, leaving Cruz to make a desperate choice to save him. Meanwhile, Dawson (Monica Raymund) invites Casey to her cousin’s fancy Christmas party, and a frustrated Shay (Lauren German) has reached her limit with Severide (Taylor Kinney). Eamonn Walker also stars.
   
• USA Network SUNDAY, MARCH 17 NCIS "Lucky Ducky" marathon - 9/8c
  Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard (David McCallum) could be considered the NCIS team's lucky charm. He is a world-class medical examiner and he literally talks to those who can no longer speak. Did we mention he is also a trained psychologist, which helps him decipher clues left by the perps when there is no body to examine? Yes, he's that good! Tune-in to catch our favorite Scot solve crimes with the rest of the NCIS agents on St. Patrick's Day. The marathon will air from 9am to 2am.
   
• USA Network TUESDAY, MARCH 19 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Best of Season 12" marathon - 6/5c
  Catch the best episodes from season 12 with an all-day marathon, airing from 6am to 1am.
   
• USA Network SATURDAY, MARCH 23 NCIS "Mark Madness" marathon - 10/9c
  March Madness, more like Mark Madness! Who doesn't love Mark Harmon? Here's a whole weekend marathon dedicated to the man who brings Gibbs to life and keeps us coming back for more. The marathon will air from 10am to 2am.
  

OTHER

• ABC "THE CHEW" WELCOMES JEWEL, MEGAN HILTY, DYLAN RATIGAN AND JOSH CAPON THE WEEK OF MARCH 18-22
  Spring Has Sprung as "The Chew" Crew Spotlights a Passover Classic, Garden Goodies, Easter Crafts & Extra Value Friday Easter Feast, Country Cookin' and Restaurant Secrets That Will Make Your Food a Star
  As March blossoms into springtime, "The Chew" is bursting with celebrities, delicious Easter and Passover ideas, gorgeous crafts for your table, as well as inspiring practical advice for home gardeners and cooks who want to dazzle the eye and please the palate on a budget. Guest hosts this week include author, singer/songwriter, actress Jewel and master chef Josh Capon. Among the guests are Megan Hilty from Broadway and television, talking about her new solo album, as well as author and TV host Dylan Ratigan.
   

• AMC Breaking Bad March 18, 2013   Show returns this Summer
  Interview with Michael Slovis (Director of Photography)
  Featured Video On the Set of the Final 8 Episodes: Breaking Bad
  Gold Derby on Aaron Paul's Emmy Odds; THR on the Camera Operator of the Year Award Win
   

• Last night, Friday, March 15, during the finals of the Friars Club’s “So You Think You Can Roast!?” competition, six up-and-coming comedians took turns roasting Dennis Rodman, along with celebrity roasters Matthew Iseman, Brande Roderick, Claudia Jordan, and roastmaster John Salley. Below, please find a re-cap of the event, and photos.
  EVENT RE-CAP: “Back From His Recent Stint Overseas, Dennis ‘The Worm’ Rodman Gets Skewered at the Friars Club” In a night that brought together celebrities and athletes to poke fun at their friend Dennis Rodman, the event was nothing short of a raucous celebration of a man whose persona and public image precedes him. Photos
   

• Director Todd Field and Production Designer Nathan Crowley Team Up for Captain Morgan Ad
  Last night, during a new episode of AMC’s Walking Dead, Captain Morgan premiered “Perfect Getaway,” the brand’s first installment of its new Trilogy ad campaign, created to further tell the 17th century story of the real-life Captain Henry Morgan and his adventures aboard his flagship The Satisfaction.
  To create the three-part series, the spiced rum brand worked with Academy Award-nominated director Todd Field, known for his blockbuster successes, including Twister and The Haunting, and Nathan Crowley, Academy Award-nominated production designer for acclaimed, visually engaging films like Batman Begins, The Dark Knight Rises and John Carter. Together, Field and Crowley brought the Captain’s world to life, introducing new characters and painting a broader, more holistic picture of the famous privateer depicted on the rum bottle.
  “Perfect Getaway” follows Captain Henry Morgan as he implements a strategy to rescue one of his crew members, held captive by his nemesis Don Alonzo. Little do viewers know that this prisoner is worth more than meets the eye. Trilogy episodes II and III, “Cave” and “Fire Ship” respectively, will move Morgan’s adventure forward, with each scheduled to premiere later in 2013.
  Check out the entire “Perfect Getaway” spot here Behind-the-scenes production stills
  CAPTAIN HENRY MORGAN’S HISTORIC REAL-LIFE ADVENTURES INSPIRE NEW ACTION-PACKED AD TRILOGY
  Academy Award-Nominated Team Join Forces to Give Epic Story the Hollywood Treatment it Deserves NORWALK, Conn., March 15, 2013 – Few dare to look uncertainty straight in the eyes without blinking, or set sail for a destination that’s open-ended; however, one need only look to the famed 17th century privateer, Captain Henry Morgan, for inspiration to live adventurously. This inspiration comes to life today as the CAPTAIN MORGAN ® brand announced the world premiere of “Perfect Getaway” – the first episode of the spiced rum brand’s new ad Trilogy that introduces viewers to the depths of Morgan’s world and his adventures aboard his flagship, The Satisfaction.
  Set in 1668 Port Royal, Jamaica, “Perfect Getaway” opens with Captain Henry Morgan atop a ladder set against a battery wall. With paintbrush in hand, Morgan implements his strategy to rescue one of his crew members held captive by his nemesis, Don Alonzo. Little do viewers know that this prisoner is worth more than meets the eye.
   

• SPRING BREAKERS, the highly anticipated new film from Harmony Korine starring Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine, and James Franco has a new teaser poster.
  RELEASE: A24 and Annapurna Pictures will be releasing the film on March 22nd.
  The film has been described as "Scarface meets Brittany Spears"  Poster
   

• USA Network From the creator of White Collar, Jeff Eastin, comes a new original series Graceland, starring Aaron Tveit (Les Miserables) and Daniel Sunjata (Rescue Me) this summer on USA Network! Head over to http://www.usanetwork.com/series/graceland/  as well as Facebook and Twitter  to check out videos and photos from the show’s premiere at SXSW last week!
  Don’t forget to catch an exclusive early look at USA Network’s new unscripted original series, The Moment (hosted by legendary NFL quarterback Kurt Warner) online ( http://www.usanetwork.com/series/themoment/  ) and on demand now. The show premieres with new episodes at 10pm on April 11th.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC THIS SUNDAY ON ONCE UPON A TIME (3/10)
  CORA'S DESIRE TO TAKE RUMPLESTILTSKIN'S PLACE AS THE DARK ONE TAKES ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING REALITY AS HE LAYS DYING, AND MARY MARGARET IS ONCE AGAIN TEMPTED BY DARK MAGIC, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Rose McGowan ("Charmed") Guest Stars as Younger Cora
  "The Miller's Daughter" - Cora's desire to rid herself of Rumplestiltskin in order to take his place as The Dark One takes one step closer to becoming reality as she and Regina try to overpower a dying Mr. Gold, and Mary Margaret is once again tempted by dark magic. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, Rumplestiltskin agrees to offer his services to a younger Cora - for a price - when the king calls her bluff and orders her to actually follow through on her boast of being able to spin straw into gold, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, MARCH 10 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Barbara Hershey as Cora, Michael Raymond-James as Neal Cassidy, Rose McGowan as younger Cora, Gerry Rousseau as father, Joaquim de Almeida as King Xavier, Eva Allan as Princess Eva, Zak Santiago as Prince Henry and Sonequa Martin-Green as Tamara.
  "The Miller's Daughter" was written by Jane Espenson and directed by Ralph Hemecker.
   

• ABC REVENGE: Retribution (3/10)
  EMILY RECOMMITS TO SEEKING VENGEANCE ON THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED HER, ON ABC'S "REVENGE"
  "Retribution" - Still reeling from the devastation on The Amanda, Emily's commitment to justice and revenge is stronger than ever, while the Hamptons mourn the loss of one of their own, on "Revenge," SUNDAY, MARCH 10 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast includes Dilshad Vadsaria as Padma, Burn Gorman as Trask, Collins Pennie as Eli and Maggie Mae Reid as Grace.
  "Retribution" was written by Nikki Toscano & Elle Triedman and directed by Helen Hunt.
   

• ABC RED WIDOW: The Consignment (3/10)
  IN ORDER TO PAY OFF HER DEBT TO SCHILLER, MARTA MUST ORCHESTRATE THE IMPORTATION OF AN ILLEGAL DRUG SHIPMENT, ON ABC'S "RED WIDOW"
  "The Consignment" -- Marta's drug smuggle hits a snag when crucial details change at the last minute. She is forced to think on her feet, and is surprised by her own savvy. Meanwhile, her children become unwittingly involved in the FBI investigation against her, and Boris recalls a disturbing memory from his father's murder, on "Red Widow," SUNDAY, MARCH 10 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Edi Gathegi as Leon, Natalija Nogulich as Elena, Pedro Pascal as Jay Castillo, Rob Rowland as Bob Lagrosse, Alexia Fast as Bliss, Sandra Ferens as Dr. Goldenberg, Tim Kelleher as Agent Kirkenbauer, Ken Pogue as Old Laszlo, Camille Sullivan as Newton.
  "The Consignment" was written by Elizabeth Benjamin and directed by Terry McDonough.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF: Mob Mentality
  MEGAN AND HER TEAM INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A NOTORIOUS MOBSTER'S SON, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Guest Starring Michael Nouri ("All My Children") and Ray Wise as Martin Davis
  "Mob Mentality" - When the son of a New York mob boss is found shot to death in an alley, Tommy, Adam and Megan investigate, only to be shot at themselves. Back in the morgue, the mobster threatens that he will make sure whoever killed his son won't live to see another sunrise. When an early suspect is gunned down, Megan and her team realize they have to solve the case before more bodies pile up. "Body of Proof" airs TUESDAY, MARCH 12 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Ray Wise as Martin Davis, Derek Webster as Michael Avery, Chet Grissom as David Caine, Sandra Purpuro as Evelyn Russo, with Michael Nouri as Daniel Russo.
  "Mob Mentality" was written by Alexi Hawley and directed by Christine Moore.
   
• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: Sing Like a Larry Bird
  AFTER SEEING A BROADWAY MUSICAL, LARRY DECIDES TO CREATE ONE OF HIS OWN, ON "THE NEIGHBORS"
  Academy Award-winning Composer Alan Menken Writes Original Songs
  "Sing Like a Larry Bird" - Increasingly comfortable exploring the world outside of their gated community, the Bird-Kersees ignore the Weavers' concerns and decide to go to into the city to see a Broadway show. Inspired by the experience, Larry decides to put on a musical of his own, which goes well until Dick literally missteps. Instead of going to Marty and Debbie for help (as they have done many times before), the Bird-Kersees risk exposing their true identities when they call 9-1-1, on "The Neighbors," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. Academy Award-winning Alan Menken composed original songs for the episode.
  Guest starring are Doug Jones as Dominique Wilkins, Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton, Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas, Alden Ray as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Kiersten Lyons as Billie Jean King, Caitlin Thompson as reporter, Nick Eldredge as high pants alien and Tristen Winger as clown.
  "Sing Like a Larry Bird" was written by Tracy Oliver and directed by John Fortenberry.
   
• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: Transplant Wasteland
  TENSIONS RISE AS NEW MANAGEMENT TAKES OVER SEATTLE GRACE, ON "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  Guest Starring Debbie Allen ("Fame") as Catherine Avery
  "Transplant Wasteland" - The discord and chaos created by the hospital's new management team causes one physician to question his future at Seattle Grace. Meanwhile, the doctors and the interns must juggle several transplant surgeries at once, each coming with its own set of obstacles, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, MARCH 14 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  "Grey's Anatomy" stars Ellen Pompeo as Meredith Grey, Patrick Dempsey as Derek Shepherd, Sandra Oh as Cristina Yang, Justin Chambers as Alex Karev, Chandra Wilson as Miranda Bailey, James Pickens, Jr. as Richard Webber, Sara Ramirez as Callie Torres, Eric Dane as Mark Sloan, Kevin McKidd as Owen Hunt, Jessica Capshaw as Arizona Robbins, Jesse Williams as Jackson Avery and Sarah Drew as April Kepner.
  Guest cast TBD.
  "Transplant Wasteland" was written by Zoanne Clack and directed by Chandra Wilson.
   
• ABC LAST MAN STANDING: The Fight
  RICHARD KARN RETURNS AS ARCHITECT BILL McKENDREE WHO HECKLES MIKE AND RYAN AT A BASEBALL GAME, ON "LAST MAN STANDING"
  Mandy Finds Mike's Old Ham Radio and Has Unlikely Conversations With People from Around the World
  "The Fight" - Mike is surprisingly impressed with Ryan when they take Boyd to a baseball game and have a run-in with a tipsy Bill McKendree (Richard Karn), who's been on a downward spiral ever since Mike failed to give him an Outdoor Man account. Meanwhile, when Mandy gets her laptop and cell phone taken away for failing history, she comes across Mike's old ham radio and starts some unlikely conversations with people from around the world, on "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, MARCH 15 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Richard Karn as Bill McKendree, Jordan Masterson as Ryan, Crista Flanagan as Miss Clevenger, Beck Bennett as police Sergeant, Beau Billingslea as Walter (V.O.), Gladys Holland as Maureen (V.O.), Phil Proctor as Abner (V.O.) and Melendy Britt as Dolores (V.O.).
  "The Fight" was written by Michael Shipley and directed by John Pasquin.
   
• ABC MALIBU COUNTRY: "New Plans"
  Air Date: Friday, March 15, 2013 Time Slot: 8:31 PM-9:00 PM EST on ABC
  REBA FINALLY GETS TO MEET MR. BATA FACE TO FACE, BUT IS SHOCKED WHEN, INSTEAD OF OFFERING TO REVIVE HER MUSIC CAREER, HE ASKS HER TO WRITE A COMMERCIAL JINGLE, ON "MALIBU COUNTRY"
  The Episode Features an Original Song Sung By Hudson Thames, Who Plays Sage
  "New Plans" - Reba thinks her dream of reviving her music career is one step closer to becoming a reality when she finally meets Geoffrey's boss, Mr. Bata, in person. But when he informs her that the big break he's giving her is writing commercial jingles, Reba begins to worry that her chances of getting back into the music industry may be over. Meanwhile, Kim lets Reba know that she is concerned about Sage's future when he decides against applying to Stanford because he doesn't want to be away from girlfriend June and also wants to pursue a music career, on "Malibu Country," FRIDAY, MARCH 15 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Hudson Thames as Sage, James Patrick Stuart as Mr. Bata, Walker Howard as Daniel and Jeff Rechner as spokesman.
  "New Plans" was written by Nastaran Dibai and directed by Robbie Countryman.
   

• CBS LORELEI MARTINS RETURNS, DETERMINED TO FIND OUT IF RED JOHN HAD A ROLE IN HER SISTER’S DEATH, ON “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  Emmanuelle Chriqui Returns as Lorelei Martins
  Emmanuelle Vaugier Guest Stars as Melissa Enfield, a Trustee at a Women’s Shelter
  “There Will Be Blood” — Lorelei Martins returns, determined to find out if Red John had a role in her sister’s death, and Jane is forced to confess to Lisbon his part in Lorelei’s prison escape, on THE MENTALIST, Sunday, March 10 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmanuelle Chriqui returns as Lorelei Martins. Emmanuelle Vaugier guest stars as Melissa Enfield, a trustee at a women’s shelter.
  WRITTEN BY: Ken Woodruff & David Applebaum
  DIRECTED BY: Anton Cropper
   

• CBS ALICIA QUESTIONS THE MOTIVES OF A LAWYER SHE’S FORCED TO WORK WITH ON LEMOND BISHOP’S CASE, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  Audra McDonald Guest Stars as Alicia’s Law School Classmate and
  Wallace Shawn Guest Stars as Lemond Bishop’s Other Lawyer
  “Runnin’ With The Devil” – Jailed drug dealer Lemond Bishop requests that Alicia work with lawyer Charles Lester, but as witnesses against Bishop begin recanting their testimony, she begins to suspect that Lester’s meek appearance isn’t all it seems. Also, Kalinda is forced to train a new investigator and Cary makes a risky move, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, March 10 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Audra McDonald guest stars as Alicia’s law school classmate and Wallace Shawn guest stars as Lemond Bishop’s other lawyer.
  WRITTEN BY: Meredith Averill
  DIRECTED BY: Christopher Misiano
   

• CBS JEFF BELIEVES AUDREY IS TURNING THEIR UNBORN BABY AGAINST HIM, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," MONDAY, MARCH 11
  "Baby Talk" – When Audrey bonds with their unborn baby, a paranoid Jeff believes she is trying to form an alliance against him. Meanwhile, Russell plagiarizes a real estate article that Timmy wrote, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Monday, March 31 (8:31-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Tim Doyle
  DIRECTED BY: Tom Hertz, one of the executive producers
   

• CBS CLARK INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A POLICE OFFICER WHO WAS MOONLIGHTING FOR A HIP HOP MOGUL, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” TUESDAY, MARCH 12
  Editor's note: The air date and time have been changed.
  “Role Models” – When a police officer who worked with Owen and Arroyo is killed while moonlighting for a rap mogul, Clark is called to investigate. Meanwhile, Clark threatens to expose Arroyo and McKenzie’s relationship, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, March 12 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Brett Mahoney
  DIRECTED BY: Matt Penn
   

• CBS A LETTER FROM HOWARD’S FATHER FORCES HOWARD TO CONFRONT HIS PAST, ON "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, MARCH 14
  “The Closet Reconfiguration" – Howard struggles with whether or not he should open a letter from his father, and Leonard and Penny throw a “grown-up” cocktail party at the apartment, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, March 14 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Steve Holland and Eric Kaplan
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS WALDEN AND ALAN TRY TO CHEER UP A LONELY HERB, BUT THEY END UP PARTYING A LITTLE TOO HARD, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, MARCH 14
  “Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon” – Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up partying a little too hard, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, March 14 (8:31 – 9:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Don Reo and Gemma Baker
  TELEPLAY BY: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan McMartin
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS THE LATEST POI MISSION LEADS REESE AND FINCH INTO THE WORLD OF ATLANTIC CITY CASINOS, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MARCH 14
  “All In” – When an elderly gambler’s number comes up, Reese and Finch head to Atlantic City to delve beneath the surface of their POI’s seemingly ordinary life for answers. In New York, Carter’s crusade to clear a fellow detective’s name brings her perilously close to discovering the remaining HR faction within the department, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, March 14 (9:01 – 10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Lucas O’Connor
  DIRECTED BY: Tricia Brock
   

• CBS JOAN TAKES HER FIRST SOLO CASE, ON “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, MARCH 14
  “Déjà Vu All Over Again” – Joan takes her first solo case: the disappearance of a woman who left her husband a tearful break-up video that mentioned a murder on a subway platform. Meanwhile, Sherlock is intrigued by the subway murder and decides to investigate, on ELEMENTARY, on Thursday, March 14 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Brian Rodenbeck
  DIRECTED BY: Jerry Levine
   

• CBS TRAGEDY STRIKES FOR RANDOM PEOPLE IN NEW YORK AND DANNY MUST FIND OUT WHAT CONNECTS THEM, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, MARCH 15
  "No Regrets" — When the same tragedy occurs to people who don’t appear connected, Danny must find what they have in common and who is responsible. Meanwhile, Frank helps an old friend come to terms with his alcoholism, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, March 15 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Dan Truly
  DIRECTED BY: Dave Barrett
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 11, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, MARCH 11 THE CARRIE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Great Unknown” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  FEELING VULNERABLE — When Dorrit (Stefania Owen) goes missing under Carrie's (AnnaSophia Robb) watch, Carrie lashes out at Sebastian (Austin Butler), the one person who can help her find Dorrit. Mouse (Ellen Wong) butts heads with West (guest star RJ Brown), a popular jock who, much to her chagrin, stole her spot as number one in the class. Walt (Brendan Dooling) surprises himself when he confides in someone completely unexpected. Meanwhile, Tom (Matt Letscher) finds himself in uncharted territory when it comes to women and turns to Larissa (Freema Agyeman) for advice. Chloe Bridges also stars. Janice Cooke directed the episode written by Amy B. Harris (#109.) Music Monday
   

• The CW MONDAY, MARCH 11 90210 — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Dude, Where’s My Husband” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  ROBBIE JONES GUEST STARS — Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) meets up-and-coming mogul Jordan Welland (guest star Robbie Jones), who hires her to plan events for his media empire, while Annie (Shenae Grimes), Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) and Silver (Jessica Stroup) plan a girls’ night out for Naomi, which ends with disastrous results. Dixon (Tristan Wilds) starts to develop feelings for Michaela (guest star Lyndon Smith), and Liam (Matt Lanter) finds out that the Cronus brothers plan to blame Navid (Michael Steger) for the cheating ring and is forced to befriend them to clear Navid’s name. Trevor Donovan also stars. Matthew Diamond directed the episode written by Liz Phang (#517).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 14 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Bring it On” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  THE NEW NORMAL — Elena’s (Nina Dobrev) new outlook has everyone concerned, leading Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) to agree that going back to the normal routine of high school would be the best thing for her. Caroline (Candice Accola) is pleasantly surprised when Elena decides to rejoin the cheerleading squad, but her pleasure turns to shock when Elena’s behavior proves dangerous. Not giving up on their search for the cure, Damon and Rebekah (Claire Holt) work together until his unwanted advice catches her off-guard. Klaus (Joseph Morgan) tries to use Hayley (guest star Phoebe Tonkin) to get the information he’s after and makes an intriguing discovery in the process. Meanwhile, a bored Elena throws a wild party and gets into an ugly fight. Jesse Warn directed the episode written by Elisabeth R. Finch & Michael Narducci (#416).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 14 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Any Means Possible” (TV-14, DLS) (HDTV)
  SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY (“HEROES”) JOINS THE CAST — New Assistant District Attorney Gabe Lowan (Sendhil Ramamurthy) arrives at the precinct, suspicious that cases involving the vigilante are being mishandled, and wanting answers. Cat (Kristin Kreuk) is determined to protect Vincent (Jay Ryan) at any cost, which includes tracking down a witness and threatening him at a gala masquerade ball. Meanwhile, Vincent worries he may lose control if he gets romantically involved with Cat. Max Brown, Nina Lisandrello, Brian White and Austin Basis also star. Steve Adelson directed the episode written by Roger Grant (#114).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 15 NIKITA — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “The Life We’ve Chosen” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  AMANDA CAPTURES ALEX — Amanda (Melinda Clarke) holds Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) hostage and tells Nikita (Maggie Q) she will release Alex in exchange for Ari (guest star Peter Outerbridge). Michael assigns Nikita and Sean (Dillon Casey) to handle the exchange of prisoners, but Ryan (Noah Bean) adds Owen (Devon Sawa) to the team at the last minute, which makes Michael suspicious. While in captivity, Alex befriends a fellow prisoner named Larissa (guest star Olga Fonda) and vows to break them both out of the jail, which ultimately conflicts with Nikita’s plan, forcing Alex to choose between Nikita and her promise to Larissa. Brad Turner directed the episode written by Albert Kim (#314).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 15 “CULT” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Get with the Program” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  THE NOTEBOOK — Jeff (Matt Davis) tells Skye (Jessica Lucas) about Ama (guest star Neelam Khabra), a woman he met on a “Cult” fan site who claims that her husband is missing after becoming obsessed with the show. When they finally meet her, Jeff notices that she has a “Cult” notebook that looks eerily like Nate’s notebook. Ama introduces Jeff and Skye to a man who finds and deprograms cult members. EJ (guest star Stacy Farber, “Degrassi: The Next Generation”) locates an IP address on a disk that could bring Jeff and Skye one step closer to finding Nate. Meanwhile, on the television show, Kelly (Alona Tal) finds Professor Patrick (guest star Jonathan Holmes), the man who deprogrammed her, at Billy’s (Robert Knepper) compound. Rob Hardy directed the episode written by Craig Gore & Tim Walsh (#104).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  “AMERICAN DAD”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  STAN IS ASSIGNED A HIGH-STAKES MISSION ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN DAD” SUNDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX
  In Part 2 of “The Tearjerker Saga,” a “James Bond” parody, Stan and his wife, Sexpun Tocome’s honeymoon is brutally interrupted when Black Villain (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers in the all-new “For Black Eyes Only” episode of AMERICAN DAD airing Sunday, March 10 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX (DAD-722) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Michael Richardson as Black Villain
   

• FOX “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LISA IS HARRASSED BY A BULLYING NEW TEACHER ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX
  Tina Fey and Richard Dawkins Make Guest-Voice Appearances
  Flanders becomes jealous when his laid-back parents start to prefer Homer’s company over his and he faces unbearable guilt after punching Homer in the eye, as he desperately tries to reconcile with him. Meanwhile, Lisa is distressed by her new substitute teacher (guest voice Tina Fey), who bullies her for no apparent reason in the “Black-Eyed, Please” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 10 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2409) (TV-PG, D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Tina Fey as Ms. Cantwell and Richard Dawkins as himself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CLEVELAND MAKES A NEW BEST FRIEND ON AN ALL-NEW “THE CLEVELAND SHOW” SUNDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX
  When Donna discovers a rat loose in the house, she immediately moves herself and the kids in with her mother, Dee Dee (guest voice Phylicia Rashad), leaving Cleveland home alone to hunt down the rodent. Cleveland takes advantage of having the house to himself and soon bonds with his new pet and best friend “Rat Lauer.” Meanwhile Rallo and Jr. pretend they’re spies, but things get out of hand when Junior won’t reveal what’s in his secret briefcase in the all-new “A Rodent Like This” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 10 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-411) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Bryan Cranston as Dr. Fist; Phylicia Rashad as Dee Dee
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  “FAMILY GUY”—(9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LOIS DIALS UP THE HEAT ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX
  Giovanni Ribisi (“Gangster Squad”) Guest-Voices
  When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a “voiceover” talent agent named Randy (guest voice Ribisi), who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter’s voice on the other end of the line in the all-new “Call Girl” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 10 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1012) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Giovanni Ribisi as Randy; Christine Baranski as Herself.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”—(9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE BELCHER KIDS TAKE ON A THOMAS EDISON FANATIC IN AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX
  Sparks fly when Louise is determined to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating a famous experiment where Thomas Edison (played by Gene) electrocutes an elephant named Topsy (played by Tina) in the all-new “Topsy” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 10 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-303) (TV-PG D, L, S, V).
  Guest Voice Cast: Kevin Kline as Mr. Fischoeder and Megan Mullally as Gayle
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 11
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A DANGEROUS GAME THREATENS A LIFE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE FOLLOWING” MONDAY, MARCH 11, ON FOX
  With Joey Matthews still missing and the search for Joe Carroll escalating, the FBI brings in Nick Donovan (guest star Mike Colter) to run lead on the case, much to Ryan and Parker’s dismay. Meanwhile, a follower from the past meets up with Joe Carroll, and their plans have a life-threatening result in the all-new “Welcome Home” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Monday, March 11 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-108) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Guest Cast: Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Deidre Mitchell; Mike Colter as Nick; Warren Kole as Roderick; Tom Lipinski as Charlie Mead; Annika Boras as Louise; Arian Moayed as David
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 14
  --“GLEE”—(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  THE CLAWS COME OUT ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” THURSDAY, MARCH 14 ON FOX
  For the first time in glee club history, the students give the teachers, Will and Finn, an assignment to hash out the tension between them. Meanwhile, Santana becomes increasingly suspicious of Brody’s side job in the all-new “Feud” episode of GLEE airing Thursday, March 14 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-416) (TV-14 D, L)
  Guest Cast: Samuel Larsen as Joe Hart; Jacob Artist as Jake Puckerman; Melissa Benoist as Marley Rose; Dean Geyer as Brody Weston; Becca Tobin as Kitty; Alex Newell as Wade Adams; and Blake Jenner as Ryder Lynn.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 15
  --“TOUCH” -- (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  MARTIN STOPS AT NOTHING AS GUILLERMO CLOSES IN ON JAKE ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” FRIDAY, MARCH 15, ON FOX
  During a rare rainy Los Angeles evening, Martin and Jake head to Breakwire to enlist the help of his old friend Dutch (guest star Keith David), a grizzled ex-Navy Seal. When the lights go out in the building, the storm is suspected, but all hell breaks loose when Guillermo enters the premises. As the intensity ratchets up and people turn up dead, Jake’s ability to communicate with Amelia proves to be critical in defending his life in the all-new “Ghosts” episode of TOUCH airing Friday, March 15 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-207) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as Martin Bohm, David Mazouz as Jake Bohm, Maria Bello as Lucy Robbins, Saxon Sharbino as Amelia, Lukas Haas as Calvin Norburg and Said Taghmaoui as Guillermo Ortiz.
  Guest Cast: Greg Ellis as Trevor Wilcox; Ray Santiago as Ruben Santiago; Keith David as Dutch; Krystal Marshall as Claire; Gabriel Luna as Ted; Christina Scherer as Julie; Bill Parks as Philip; Ana Maria Lagasca as Isidora.
   

• NBC "DECEPTION" "YOU'RE THE BAD GUY"
  03/11/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : After Will fires Joanna for sleeping with Julian, she uncovers video tapes of Vivian’s therapy sessions. Working with the FBI, Julian wears a wire to gain evidence against Audrey. Edward turns himself in for the murder of Kimberly Yaeger. With Haverstock’s help, Wyatt is released from prison and confronts Sofia. Mia takes Joanna’s advice and donates her bone marrow to her birth father. Featuring special guest stars John Laroquette and S. Epatha Merkerson
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE FRINGE"
  03/12/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : Derek (Jack Davenport) and Karen (Katharine McPhee) find themselves at a surprising crossroads, forcing one of them to make a difficult choice. Jerry’s (guest star Michael Cristofer) uneasy partnership with Eileen (Anjelica Huston) hits a snag, as does "Hit List’s" first performance at the Fringe Festival. Meanwhile, Ivy’s (Megan Hilty) last-ditch effort to save her and Terry’s (guest star Sean Hayes) show has unexpected results. Debra Messing, Christian Borle, Jeremy Jordan, Andy Mientus and Krysta Rodriguez also star. Sean Hayes, Jesse L. Martin, Daniel Sunjata and Nikki Blonsky guest star.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "NESTING"
  03/13/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : TROUBLE IN PARADISE – Alex (Chris D’Elia) convinces Whitney (Whitney Cummings) to celebrate their honeymoon at his parent’s lake house, but they are surprised to be greeted by Alex’s troubled father upon arrival. Wayne (Guest star Dean Norris) reveals to Whitney that the picture perfect marriage between he and Alex’s mother is not as great as everyone believes. In the meantime, Mark (Dan O’Brien), Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones) and Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn) make themselves comfortable in Alex and Whitney’s apartment and discover some weird habits their friends share.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "ADVANCED DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKING"
  03/14/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : GREENDALE COMES TOGETHER TO UNLOCK THE MYSTERY OF CHANG’S AMNESIA – ABED FILMS THE EVENTS FOR A DOCUMENTARY – As the campus strives to get to the bottom of Chang’s (Ken Jeong) memory loss, Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) enlists the group to help secure a grant for further medical research and Abed (Danny Pudi) films the activities for a documentary. Jeff (Joel McHale), however, suspects there is more to Chang’s memory loss than meets the eye. Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown and Donald Glover also star.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "THE FARM"
  03/14/2013 (09:00PM - 09:31PM) (Thursday) : DWIGHT TRAVELS HOME TO THE FARM—Dwight (Rainn Wilson) travels home for a customary Schrute funeral. He and his siblings (guest stars Majandra Delfino and Thomas Middleditch) receive a surprise inheritance that’s not entirely welcome. Back at Dunder Mifflin, Todd Packer (guest star David Koechner) tries to make amends for a lifetime of bad behavior.
   

• NBC "1600 PENN" "GAME THEORY"
  03/14/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Thursday) : SKIP PREPARES FOR A DATE— When Skip (Josh Gad) announces his big date with Stacey (guest star Susan Park), Emily (Jenna Elfman) takes it upon herself to make sure it goes off without a hitch. Meanwhile, Becca (Martha MacIsaac) and D.B. (guest star Robbie Amell) attempt to paint a mural for a special room. Elsewhere, Dale (Bill Pullman) and Xander (Benjamin Stockham) get wrapped up in a heated game of Risk. Amara Miller and Andre Holland also star. Susan Park and Robbie Amell guest star.
   

• NBC "GRIMM" "NATURAL BORN WESEN"
  03/15/2013 (09:00PM - 10:01PM) (Friday) : A WESEN COMMUNITY IS IN TURMOIL WHEN THE CODE OF HONOR IS BROKEN – The Wesen code of honor comes into question when Nick (David Giuntoli), Hank (Russell Hornsby) and Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) discover a series of bank robberies with Wesen using true natures as their disguises. Meanwhile, Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) finds herself tormented by faint, slowly returning memories that cause her to question her mental state. Sasha Roiz, Reggie Lee, Bree Turner and Claire Coffee also star.
   

• USA NETWORK THIS WEEK...WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13
  WWE'S BIG SHOW GUEST STARS ON "PSYCH"
  Interactive marathons, a suspenseful, new episode of PSYCH and a heart-pounding episode of WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - does it get any better? Tune-in to USA next week and catch all of the action!
  PSYCH - "Lassie Jerky" - 10/9c Shawn (James Roday) and Gus (Dulé Hill) join a pair of college students in the woods who are filming a documentary on Bigfoot.
  Guest stars: Big Show, Kurt Fuller, Kate Rogal, Alex Enriquez  READ OUR REVIEW! SOCIAL TV: Don't forget to help Shawn and Gus solve the latest Psych mystery by logging onto keep checking out PSYCH's The S#cial Sector SocialSector.usanetwork.com. 

NON-FICTION

• ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Sunday March 10
  DOGS WALKING ON TWO LEGS AND A BABY SPRINGS A LEAK ON HIS GRANDPA, ON ABC'S "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS"
  "Episode 2316" -- This week's highlights include videos of a dog who can call his owner by his name, "Anthony," a baby boy who springs a leak on his grandpa during his bath, music montages featuring dogs walking on two legs, funny babies, a marathon runner who surprises his girlfriend in the middle of the race, and Tom playing "Say What?," on "America's Funniest Home Videos," SUNDAY, MARCH 10 (7:00-8:00 p.m., ET) on ABC Television Network.
   
• ABC ONE TEAM MAKES HISTORY WHILE TRYING TO AVOID ELIMINATION AND ANOTHER IS BROUGHT TO TEARS BY THE STRESS OF THE RACE, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  “I Love Monkeys!”– The stress of the Race brings one Racer to tears and another Team makes history while trying to avoid elimination, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, March 10 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   
• ABC ANNOUNCES THIS SEASON'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS" CELEBRITY AND PROFESSIONAL PAIRINGS LIVE ON "GOOD MORNING AMERICA"
  THE STELLAR NEW CAST WILL TAKE TO THE STAGE WHEN "DANCING WITH THE STARS" PREMIERES, MONDAY, MARCH 18 ON ABC
  "Dancing with the Stars the Results Show" Premieres in Week Two With the First Elimination, Tuesday, March 26
  This season's dynamic lineup of stars -- including a country music legend, a figure skating champion, a boxing dynamo, an Olympic Gold medalist and the youngest contestant to ever compete on the show - will perform for the first time on live national television with their professional partners during the two-hour season premiere of "Dancing with the Stars," MONDAY, MARCH 18 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
   
• ABC ON THE SEASON FINALE OF THE BACHELOR AND AFTER THE FINAL ROSE (3/11)
  IT'S ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC AND DRAMATIC NIGHTS EVER ON ABC, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF "THE BACHELOR," MONDAY, MARCH 11
  Does a Special Last-Minute Letter Hold the Secret to Sean's Happiness?
  And Immediately Following the Exciting Season Finale, Sean and the Final Two Women Looks Back at the Dramatic Ending to Their Journey to Find Love, LIVE, on "The Bachelor: After the Final Rose"
  Who Will Be the Next Bachelorette? Find Out on the "After the Final Rose" Special
  "Episode 1710" - In the dramatic Season Finale, Sean prepares to make one of the most difficult choices of this life. His search for love is now narrowed down to two very different women - Catherine and Lindsay -- and he is falling in love with both of them. Having been rejected by Emily Maynard on last season's "The Bachelorette," will Sean now find the love he had hoped to find with her? After having his family meet both women in spectacular Chiang Rai, Thailand, and under immense pressure, he must make one final, heart-wrenching decision that could change his life forever. One shocking twist may jeopardize his happy ending. Whom - if anyone -- does a confused Sean, after much soul-searching, see as his future wife? Who will get his final rose? And will he leave single or with the love on his life? Find out on the Season Finale of "The Bachelor," MONDAY, MARCH 11 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  With his search for his soul mate over, emotions run high as Sean talks to Chris Harrison about his ultimate choice, taking us back to those final days in Thailand when he was torn between his love for Catherine and Lindsay. Both ladies are back to discuss with Sean the stunning outcome of the show. It's the emotional ending to Sean's heartfelt journey to finally find true love. In addition, the new Bachelorette will be revealed, on the live "The Bachelor: After the Final Rose" special, also airing MONDAY, MARCH 11 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET).
   
• ABC ON CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP (3/12)
  ACTOR ALAN THICKE AND COMEDIAN GILBERT GOTTFRIED SWAP LIVES ON ABC'S "CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP"
  "Gilbert Gottfried / Alan Thicke" - The wives of actor Alan Thicke and comedian Gilbert Gottfried trade homes for one week, on "Celebrity Wife Swap," TUESDAY, MARCH 12 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In "Celebrity Wife Swap," two mothers of celebrity families, each with opposing values, trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a week-long challenge. In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life, do house work, unwind and more. Everything changes in the second half of the week, when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own set of rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the week the two couples meet for the first time. In a raw, honest and highly-charged exchange of views, the couples will make frank assessments of each other and discuss their experiences, having had a very real taste of what life would be like in someone else's family.
   

• ABC TUESDAY, MARCH 12
  (9:00-10:00 PM) THE TASTE: The Taste Finale: Triple Threat - SEASON FINALE
  No press information
   

• ABC Thursday March 14
  Shark Tank 8:00-9:00 pm
  No press information
   

• ABC SHARK TANK: 403
  IN A STAR-STUDDED "SHARK TANK," PROFESSIONAL DANCING TEAM JONATHAN ROBERTS AND ANNA TREBUNSKAYA ("DANCING WITH THE STARS") AND ENTERTAINMENT CELEBRITY REPORTER/WRITER ROBIN LEACH JOIN ENTREPRENEURS IN THEIR PITCHES
  "Episode 403" - In a star-studded episode, husband and wife professional dancing team Jonathan Roberts and Anna Trebunskaya ("Dancing with the Stars") demonstrate a posture correction device designed by two business partners from Portland, OR. Entertainment celebrity reporter and writer Robin Leach joins a Hollywood, FL-based designer in his pitch of unique stone-studded leather jewelry that will make the wearer look and feel good. Also, a couple from Warren, VT hope the Sharks will want to bite into their decadent 100% vegan and gluten free cookie business; and a divorced mom from Lafayette, LA who calls herself The Diaper Queen pitches her reusable cloth diaper business. In a follow up segment, Stephan Aarstol from San Diego, CA gives an update on Tower Paddle Boards, a stand up paddle board business Mark Cuban invested in during Season 3, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, MARCH 15 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 9/28/12)
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Barbara Corcoran, Mark Cuban, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   

• ABC Friday March 15 10:00-11:00pm
  ABC'S "20/20" HITS THE OPEN ROAD WITH "HIGHWAY CONFIDENTIAL," FRIDAY, MARCH 15
  Before gassing up the car and buckling up for a Spring Break road trip, tune in to "20/20" for unbelievable tales from the road and potential life-saving tips. With reports on GPS navigation systems, surviving a highway pile-up and what to look for when buying a used car, "Highway Confidential" airs on "20/20" FRIDAY, MARCH 15 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
   

• ABC KATE GOSSELIN AND KENDRA WILKINSON TRADE LIVES FOR ONE WEEK, ON ABC'S "CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP"
  "Kate Gosselin / Kendra Wilkinson" -- Reality TV mom Kate Gosselin ("Kate Plus 8") and former Playboy Magazine cover girl Kendra Wilkinson (ABC's "Splash") will trade lives for one week on ABC's hit reality series, "Wife Swap," SATURDAY, MARCH 16 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/26/13)
  In the series, two mothers of celebrity families, each with opposing values, trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a week-long challenge. In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life, do house work, unwind and more. Everything changes in the second half of the week, when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own set of rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the week the two couples meet for the first time. In a raw, honest and highly-charged exchange of views, the couples will make frank assessments of each other and discuss their experiences, having had a very real taste of what life would be like in someone else's family.
   

• CBS “60 MINUTES” LISTINGS FOR SUNDAY, MARCH 10, 2013
  LETHAL MEDICINE – Scott Pelley investigates the source of tainted pain medication that caused fungal meningitis that has so far has killed 48 Americans and sickened hundreds more. Michael Radutzky, Oriana Zill de Granados and Michael Rey are the producers.
  SHERYL SANDBERG – Facebook’s COO Sheryl Sandberg talks to Norah O’Donnell about the feminist movement that she says has stalled, her ascent to the highest realms of corporate America and her mission at the social media giant. Tanya Simon and Deirdre Naphin are the producers.
  GOD’S ARCHITECT – Perhaps the world’s most beautiful and unique church, the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona has been under construction for more than 130 years, since genius architect Antoni Gaudi started working on it in 1883. Long after his death, builders are using modern technology to realize the master architect’s vision. Lara Logan reports. Max McClellan is the producer.
   
• CBS IN A “SURVIVOR” FIRST, ONE CASTAWAY SUFFERS A HISTORY-MAKING MELTDOWN, on “SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13
  "Persona Non Grata" — The Favorites must contend with an out-of-control Brandon when he stuns his tribemates and reveals his hidden desire to sabotage their camp, leading up to a history-making meltdown, on SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES, Wednesday, March 13 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS Saturday March 16 48 Hours 10:00-11:00 pm
  "THE SWEETHEART MURDERS" (HD)
  CAN A SON LEAD A NEW DETECTIVE TO FIND HIS FATHER’S KILLER? “48 HOURS: AMBUSHED” GOES INSIDE THE MURDER OF A BELOVED DAD SATURDAY, MARCH 16, 10:00 PM, ET/PT  Preview
  Troy Roberts and the 48 HOURS team report on the murder of a Florida father in a story that pits family members against each other and reveals a woman who has been harboring secret about what happened in “Ambushed,” to be broadcast Saturday, March 16 (10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  48 HOURS: “Ambushed” focuses on the death of David Jackson, who disappeared on June 25, 1988. Family members knew something was wrong when he failed to show up for work and missed an appointment to pick up his brother at the airport. Police took on the case, but the investigation grew cold.
   
• Discovery Channel Primetime Spotlight: 3/11
  SPOTLIGHT: UPCOMING PREMIERES/FINALES/SPECIALS
  DUAL SURVIVAL season three finale airs on Tuesday, March 12 at 9PM ET/PT In a classic wilderness survival scenario, Cody and Joe take on the mountains of Northern California. The damp and treacherous woodland environment wreaks havoc on the body with drastic temperature changes and a lack of dry materials for fire-building.
   
• Discovery Channel UNDER SIEGE: AMERICA'S NORTHERN BORDER special premieres on Wednesday, March 13 at 8PM ET/PT
  Every day money, guns and drugs pour across America's northern border into the United States. Even more terrifying, many consider our northern border to be the focal point for illegal crossings by individuals with ties to terrorist organizations. Charged with protecting our borders is the Department of Homeland Security, and nowhere is their job more challenging than along the 863-mile stretch of water on either side of Detroit's Ambassador Bridge. Here, thousands of landing spots, narrow crossings and tremendous boat traffic make this newly explosive region nearly impossible to patrol. It's up to the brave men and women of the DHS, armed with the latest technology, to patrol the water, guard the checkpoints and track down the criminals in order to stem the tide and keep our country safe from foreign threats.
   
• Discovery Channel HOW WE INVENTED THE WORLD 4-part special premieres on Tuesday, March 19 at 9PM ET/PT followed by a new episode at 10PM ET/PT
  How We Invented the World examines four inventions that define the modern world - cell phones, cars, planes, and skyscrapers. Each episode in this 4-part series reveals the fascinating stories and seemingly random events that ultimately led to the creation of these iconic inventions. By showcasing the minds behind the innovations that have shaped our lives in unimaginable and unanticipated ways, this series highlights stories of human ingenuity, extraordinary connections, unprecedented experimentation, and jaw-dropping events that have shaped the world as we know it.
   
• Discovery Channel KKK: BENEATH THE HOOD special premieres on Wednesday, March 20 at 8PM ET/PT
  Go underneath the hood of today's Ku Klux Klan and see the surprisingly relevant face of the Klan in this age. Gain unprecedented access to their iconic rituals, closed-door meetings, deepest archives, and the home of a modern, 3-generation Klan family.
   
• Discovery Channel NEW EPISODES
  Monday, March 11 9PM ET/PT - FAST N' LOUD
  Far-Out Fairlane: Richard and Aaron resurrect two cars bought from a local charity - a '59 Fairlaine 500 Galaxie and a 1954 Bel Air. Richard is concerned for his safety at a Model A boneyard, but it's having to reject one of Sue's jobs that has him and Aaron most concerned.
   
• Discovery Channel Monday, March 11 10PM ET/PT - THE DEVILS RIDE
  Fight Club: With the Laffing Devils in chaos and the war with rival motorcycle club Sinister Mob Syndicate beating them down, Devils' founding member Danny Boy makes a desperate last-ditch effort to save the club: he asks disgraced former Prez Billy the Kid to return. With Billy on his side, Danny Boy believes he can block Sandman from taking over the club and destroying it. After facing opposition from Sandman, Billy sees his chance to redeem himself when rival Sin Mob leaves their garage for a day-long charity ride. After striking out at the Sin Mob prospect, the Devils return to the clubhouse to party. Later, Sin Mob club races over to the Devils' clubhouse looking for revenge. Neither side will back down and the result of the bloody battle is a violent and powerful message about who's actually winning the war.
   
• Discovery Channel Wednesday, March 13 10PM ET/PT - WEED COUNTRY
  Unarmed and Dangerous: Mike Boutin finds out that his bank account has been closed, and on top of that his gun permit, revoked. These are sure signs that he is under investigation. To make matters worse, his neighbors are claiming he's growing pot, illegally on their land. The Siskiyou County sheriffs are following some hot leads in order to make a bust.
   
• Discovery Channel Thursday, March 14 9 and 9:30PM ET/PT - AUCTION KINGS
  9PM ET/PT - Jefferson's Desk/Jeu de Course: This week at Gallery 63, a seller brings in an antique desk that he claims belonged to President Thomas Jefferson! Paul asks Dr. Lori to authenticate it, knowing that if the claim is true, it could break all his auction records. Jon examines a mechanical French horse racing game. Players place their bets in the center, turn the hand crank and watch the horses spin around the track. If the seller has an original antique, he's a guaranteed winner. Paul's teenage son Elijah accompanies his dad to the Georgia Military Vehicle Show and returns with his first official pick: A 2.5-ton US Army truck that can drive underwater! Will Elijah follow in his father's footsteps and ring up big bucks, or will his amphibious truck sink like a stone? 9:30PM ET/PT - WW1 Trench Knife/Opium License: The Gallery 63 crew auction off a WW1 British officer's trench knife, an opium tax stamp, and a Swiss Army Condor Motorcycle.
   
• Discovery Channel Friday, March 15 9PM ET/PT - YUKON MEN
  Tough Choices: It's trapping season in Tanana and villagers battle deadly cold to get fur. Joey starts his own line, and ends up in trouble. Charlie and Bob chase a vicious wolverine that's been stealing their bait, and the Moores make a decision about newcomer Dustin.
   
• Discovery Channel Friday, March 15 10PM ET/PT - BERING SEA GOLD
  Gold Stress: For these treasure hunters, sometimes it's hard to see beyond the hunt for gold. Shawn Pomrenke returns from prison to find a hot spot but dredges too long in rough weather. The Christine Rose has to battle wind and waves to make it to the safety of port. As Steve Riedel sleeps through his shift, Vernon and Daryl dredge without him. But when the air compressor runs out of gas, Daryl has to fight his dive weights to surface before he drowns. John Bunce finds gold and a wolf eel, but Zeke pushes his team to the limit. In dangerous conditions, Emily finally convinces him to bring the dredge in. Back at the apartment, John Bunce takes off as Zeke and Emily fight. The evening takes a tragic turn as the Nome dredging community loses one of its own.
   
• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 12
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are preempted tonight.]
   [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of HELL’S KITCHEN is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  **TWO-HOUR SEASON PREMIERE**--“HELL’S KITCHEN”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY AND A NEW CROP OF CHEFS TAKE ON SIN CITY ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF “HELL’S KITCHEN” TUESDAY, MARCH 12, ON FOX
  Special Two-Hour Episode!
  For the first time in HELL’S KITCHEN history, the latest batch of 20 aspiring restaurateurs head to Las Vegas to present their signature dishes before Chef Ramsay and a live audience. The contestants will split into two teams – the red team and the blue team – to prove they have what it takes to win a life-changing grand prize of a head chef position working under Executive Chef Jeremy Berlin at Gordon Ramsay Pub & Grill at Caesars Palace. Then, after the 20 contestants arrive in Los Angeles, the first dinner service gets off to a rocky start, and Chef Ramsay sends multiple contestants out of the kitchen. Find out which chef will be sent home for good in the all-new “20 Chefs Compete” special two-hour season premiere episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Tuesday, March 12 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1101/2) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE FINALIST ROUNDS BEGIN TONIGHT ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13, ON FOX
  Tonight, the competition heats up when the finalists perform LIVE on the AMERICAN IDOL stage. Tune in to see who amazes the judges and who falls flat in the all-new “Top 10 Perform-Live” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, March 13 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1229/30) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 14
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  —“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE FIRST FINALIST OF THE SEASON IS ELIMINATED TONIGHT ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, MARCH 14, ON FOX
  Bon Jovi to Perform
  World-renowned rock group Bon Jovi will perform and one finalist’s journey will come to an end as America’s vote is revealed LIVE on the all-new “Results Show” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, March 14 (8:00-9:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1229/30A) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 15
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY CONVINCES A GREEK RESTAURANT OWNER IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE ON AN ALL-NEW “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, MARCH 15, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay makes his first visit to Seattle, Washington, to Yanni’s Greek restaurant. In the beginning, Yanni’s saw great success, but with the changing demographic of the neighborhood, business has been very slow. Despite his family’s concern, owner Peter refuses to face reality and make some much needed changes, which has the family at war. Distraught over the failing business and constant fighting, Peter’s daughters beg Chef Ramsay to convince their father it is time for a change in the all-new “Yanni’s” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, March 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-513) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 16
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of THE FOLLOWING and HELL’S KITCHEN are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“COPS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A SUSPECT POPS AN UNEXPECTED QUESTION ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX
  Officers from the Sacramento Police Department catch a suspect attempting to run from the police and discover meth in his possession. They question his girlfriend and take him into custody, and he makes an unexpected proposal. Then, two officers from the Kansas City Police Department are called to check out a burglary in progress and discover a man hiding in the attic. Finally, officers from the Amarillo Police Department respond to a domestic disturbance call and question two brothers caught in a fight over a business matter in the all-new “Morons on Parade #6” episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 16 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2513) (TV-PG L)
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "SU2224"
  03/10/2013 (07:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday)
   
• NBC "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" ""JUST AS SIMPLE AS MAKING SOUP""
  03/10/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : THE ALL-STAR CONTESTANTS LEAVE NEW YORK CITY FOR A WHIRLWIND TASK AT UNIVERSAL ORLANDO
  For the first time ever, the teams leave New York City and fly on Donald Trump’s personal airplane for a task at Universal Orlando Resort. Mr. Trump asks them to create a 3-D, interactive photo experience that supports Universal Orlando’s new marketing campaign. One team risks a big loss when their Project Manager can’t commit to an idea, while the other team cowers in fear of their tyrannical leader. With two completely different approaches to the task, everything comes down to the preference of the Universal Executives. In the Boardroom, one team is declared the victor, and Mr. Trump sends another All-Star packing. Boardroom advisors: Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump.
   
• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER" "DOWN TO THE WIRE"
  03/11/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : It’s down to the final five and the stakes have never been higher. This week, a red line will determine which contestant is going home, and a yellow line will determine which two players America will vote for to determine who the third finalist will be for season 14. But first, the contestants compete for a weigh-in advantage during a "put their weight back on" challenge, pulling all the weight they have lost up a mountain by sled, and then dropping weights incrementally representing how many pounds they lost each week. Kid participants Biingo, Lindsay and Sunny return to the ranch and see just how far they’ve come watching videos of their journeys alongside the trainers, and later get an update from child obesity expert and pediatrician Dr. Joanna Dolgoff on their great progress. The adult contestants also watch emotional highlights of their weight loss journeys and get impressive health updates from Dr. H. Then it’s time for the last weigh-in on the ranch, determining who is sent home and who the final four players are for season 14. Alison Sweeney hosts the series, and trainers Bob Harper, Jillian Michaels and Dolvett Quince also star.
   
• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "105A"
  03/12/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : The funniest pranks from season one of "Betty White’s Off Their Rockers" are featured in this entertaining "Best of" episode, with America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sending her fearless band of senior citizens to the streets to pull shockingly hilarious clips on the younger generation. A senior pulls his own tooth out, much to the horror of the man sitting next to him, an elderly trickster asks a young man at the airport to join her in the "mile-high club," and a prankster enlists a young girl’s help in securing his car – with tape. As star of the series, seven-time Emmy Award winner Betty White stars in funny sketches, providing saucy commentary between the pranks and sharing her engaging, comical pearls of wisdom.
   
• NBC "FASHION STAR" "SEX SELLS "
  03/15/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : DESIGNERS ARE CHALLENGED TO PRESENT THEIR SEXIEST PIECES TO THE BUYERS IN THIS WEEK’S FASHION STAR – "Sexy" is the theme of the week when eleven designers put their sexiest pieces down the runway. What classifies sexy is a matter of interpretation - and it’s up to the designers to show major skin or leave more to the imagination. Team Jessica is under pressure to step it up, having lost a team member the week before, and one garment goes down the runway unfinished in the race to the fashion show. One designer "blows the buyers" away and sparks a major bidding war, which keeps the audience on its toes. The Mentors put two designers up for elimination, and the buyers send the second one home.
   
• NBC UPDATED: COMING UP ON “ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS” – FRIDAY, MARCH 15 AT 10P/9C
  Reports from Ann Curry, Kate Snow, Mary Carillo and Brian Williams’ RockBottom
  For women, what does “having it all” really mean? The discussion continues with Erin Callan, former Chief Financial Officer of Lehman Brothers - one of the most powerful positions on Wall Street - who says that neglecting her family for work was a mistake. In an exclusive interview with Ann Curry, Callan further explains how she came to realize that she didn’t have to place such an extreme emphasis on work, or make the sacrifices she made, to become CFO.
  What began as an underground music festival in 1987, South by Southwest (SXSW) has now become the largest of its kind. Through interviews with bands and entrepreneurs looking for their big break, investors looking for the next big thing, and a young blogger hoping to capture it all, Kate Snow takes in some shows and goes behind the scenes at SXSW.
  It’s not just a women’s issue; men have panic attacks, too. Meet professional golfer Charlie Beljan, who famously struggled through a panic attack on live television during a PGA tour event. Mary Carillo sits down with Beljan, who shares his inspiring story of a silent, misunderstood epidemic that affects more than 65 million Americans.
  Brian Williams wraps up the broadcast with a few interesting items from the week that was.
   
• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "421A"
  03/16/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : NBC PRESENTS ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ COMPILATIONS FROM LAST SEASON’S BREATHTAKING LAS VEGAS FINALS ROUND INCLUDING NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE – MATT ISEMAN HOSTS – Top finishers from the regional rounds advance to the final "Las Vegas" round, which featured the ultimate challenge – a stunning four-stage obstacle course modeled after the famed "Mount Midoriyama" in Japan. Matt Iseman hosts the heart-racing competition show in which competitors take on various "finals round" stages as they vie to move onto the final stage 4 in their quest for a $500,000 cash prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
   
• USA NETWORK MONDAY, MARCH 11
  WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 8/7c
  With four weeks left until Wrestlemania, the Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television.
  RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.

RERUNS

• ABC Saturday March 16 9:00-11:00pm
  20/20 Saturday
  On ABC's The Camera Never Lies ( 3/16 on ABC News' 20/20)
  "THE CAMERA NEVER LIES," ON ABC'S "20/20"
  "20/20" reports on compelling stories of great caught-on-tape moments and the people behind them, on "The Camera Never Lies," SATURDAY, MARCH 16 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Anchored by Barbara Walters.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Thanksgiving IV
  FRANKIE'S CONSTANTLY BICKERING PARENTS PUT A DAMPER ON THE HECKS' THANKSGIVING FESTIVITIES, AND AXL GRAPPLES WITH HIS GROWING FEELINGS FOR TUTOR CASSIDY, ON "THE MIDDLE"
  Former Marines William Franco Vasquez and Nick Jones, Jr. Guest Star as Marines Who Are Treated to Thanksgiving Dinner - Heck Style
  Marsha Mason and Jerry Van Dyke Return as Frankie's Parents, Pat and Tag
  "Thanksgiving IV" - Frankie tries to do a good deed for Thanksgiving by inviting a couple of Marines to celebrate the holiday with her family. But with Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag (Marsha Mason and Jerry Van Dyke), constantly bickering, the good deed may not go unpunished. Meanwhile, while Axl grapples with his growing feelings for tutor Cassidy, he receives the good news that his foot is healed and he can play in the big game; Sue tries to track down the thief who has stolen the chicken head off of her school mascot uniform; and Brick becomes mesmerized by a book on the making of the film "Love Story," on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 11/14/12)
  Guest starring are Marsha Mason as Pat Spence, Jerry Van Dyke as Tag Spence, Jeanette Miller as Aunt Edie, Brock Ciarlelli as Brad Bottig, Galadriel Stineman as Cassidy, Katlin Mastandrea as Ashley, Casey Sander as Jack Tracy, William Franco Vasquez as Corporal Martinez, Nick Jones, Jr. as Sergeant Howard, Brad Bingham as Roosevelt player and Frank Crim as coach.
  "Thanksgiving IV" was written by Tim Hobert and directed by Blake T. Evans.
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: Party Crasher
  A SURPRISE PARTY REALLY LIVES UP TO ITS NAME WHEN IT'S HELD IN THE PRITCHETT HOUSE, ON "MODERN FAMILY"
  "Party Crasher" - With the baby coming soon, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra special surprise party for his 14th birthday -- and there are plenty of surprises to go around! Meanwhile, Phil and Claire deal with a new much older guy that Haley has started hanging out with, and Cam becomes jealous of the special bond Lily seems to have with Mitch, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/16/13)
  Guest cast includes Jason Mantzoukas as Kenny, Krystal Gauvin as Jenny, Tim Banning as employee, Jamie Anderson as mom, Bill Coelius as attendant, Karen McClain as nurse, Laurel Coddington as student no. 1, Destinie Dominguez as student no. 2, Josiah Dominguez as student no. 3, Chloe Okura as student no. 4, Chris Shen as student no. 5 and Julian Xavier as student no. 6.
  "Party Crasher" was written by Danny Zuker and Christopher Lloyd, and directed by Fred Savage.
   

• ABC SUBURGATORY: Yakult Leader
  YONI RETURNS TO CHATSWIN TO HELP YAKULT, ON "SUBURGATORY"
  Wilmer Valderrama and Thomas McDonell Guest Star
  "Yakult Leader" - When Yakult becomes depressed, Dallas invites Yoni back into their lives to help remove her negative energy. Everyone becomes enamored with Yoni except George, who believes Yoni really just wants Dallas back. Meanwhile the Shays convince Tessa to help set Lisa up so she can get back in the dating game. The girls end up on a double date with Ryan and Tessa's ex, Scott Strauss, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/3/13)
  "Yakult Leader" guest stars include Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Thomas McDonell as Scott Strauss, Wilmer Valderrama as Yoni, Joshua Erenberg as A.J., Gillian Vigman as Jill Werner and Ely Henry as Reggie, Matt Kelly as Tate.
  "Yakult Leader" was written by Matt Ward and directed by Alex Hardcastle.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: There'll Be No Teardrops Tonight
  RAYNA FINDS COMFORT IN THE ARMS OF A FRIEND AFTER TEDDY AGREES TO A DIVORCE, AND JULIETTE TAKES STEPS TO MAKEOVER HER SOUND, ON  "NASHVILLE"
  Kimberly Williams-Paisley Guest Stars as Peggy
  "There'll Be No Teardrops Tonight" - Rayna finds comfort in the arms of an old friend after revealing to Daphne and Maddie her plans to divorce. Juliette is invigorated by the response to her new sound and takes steps to reinvent herself -- against the guidance of her management. Things are looking up for Scarlett and Gunnar when Rayna makes an offer to sign them to her label. While their hard work begins to show signs of success, Avery struggles to find his old sound and is forced to consider an attractive offer, on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/13/13)
  Guest starring Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy, Judith Hoag as Tandy, Maisy Stella as Daphne, Lennon Stella as Maddie, David Alford as Bucky, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn, David Clayton Rogers as Jason, Melvin Ray Kearney II as Bo, Michiel Huisman as Liam, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Rya Kihlstedt as Marilyn Rhodes, Chloe Bennet as Hailey, Tosha Thompson as Melissa Mirch, Erin McCarley as Adria, Cory Allen as young Buck, Stevie Ray Dallimore as tour manager, Holly Morris as wardrobe, Emmanuel Hudson as sound guy, Virgil Staford as engineer and Terrence Lening as messenger.
  "There'll Be No Teardrops Tonight" was written by Todd Ellis Kessler & David Marshall Grant and directed by Eric Stoltz.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
  EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED, ON "SCANDAL"
  Guest Starring: Scott Foley as Jake Weston
  "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" -After discovering the truth behind defiance, Fitz is still struggling to figure out whom he can actually trust. Meanwhile Olivia is trying to move on with her life, and she meets a handsome stranger, Jake Weston (Scott Foley), who sparks her interest. But when Fitz and Olivia are forced to be in the same room again, real sparks fly and things get heated. Back at Pope & Associates, the team handles a new case, and for the first time they're working with David Rosen instead of against him, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY,MARCH 14 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/14/13)
  Guest starring Scott Foley as Jacob "Jake" Ballard, Kurt Fuller as Grayden Osbourne, James Urbaniak as Michael Sylva and Joe Holt as Defense Secretary.
  "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" was written by Matt Byrne and directed by Mark Tinker.
  "Scandal" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format, with 5.1-channel surround sound. This program carries a TV-14,D,L,S,V parental guideline.
   

• ABC Family IT'S THE PERFECT PAIR OF MOVIES AS ABC FAMILY PRESENTS "SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS" PARTS 1 AND 2 BACK TO BACK ON SATURDAY, MARCH 16 STARTING AT 7PM ET/PT
  Burbank, CA (February 25, 2013) - Grab your best girlfriends, pop some popcorn, and bond over the perfect pair of movies. ABC Family presents "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" and the ABC Family premiere of "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" back-to-back on Saturday, March 16 at 7:00 PM and 9:30PM ET/PT.
  In "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," Tibby (Amber Tamblyn), Lena (Alexis Bledel), Carmen (America Ferrera) and Bridget (Blake Lively) are lifelong friends who find that that as they get older, their lives are heading in different directions. To keep the gang together, they pass along an amazing pair of jeans back and forth that happen to fit each girl perfectly.
  "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" finds the girls in different parts of the world during their freshman year at college. But the loss of the pants sends them to Greece, along with Lena's little sister ("Pretty Little Liars" star Lucy Hale), where they rediscover what their friendship really means.
   

• CBS MARSHALL AND LILY ARE DESPERATE TO FIND A NANNY FOR MARVIN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, MARCH 11
  Chris Elliot (“Everybody Loves Raymond”) Returns As Mickey, Lily’s Father
  "Nannies" — When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 11 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Chris Elliot (“Everybody Loves Raymond”) returns as Mickey, Lily’s father. (Originally broadcast 10/8/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Chuck Tatham
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS AT LENGTHS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A CUPCAKE STOREFRONT, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, MARCH 11
  “And The Egg Special” – Max and Caroline cook up a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max’s Homemade Cupcakes becomes available for rent, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, March 11 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/26/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Tracy Poust and Jon Kinnally
  DIRECTED BY: Thomas Kail
   

• CBS MIKE AND MOLLY DECIDE THEY’RE READY TO START TRYING FOR A BABY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, MARCH 11
  "Molly in the Middle" — Mike and Molly decide the time is right for them to start trying for a baby. Meanwhile, Carl gets upset when he learns that Molly is still spending time with Christina after their breakup, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, March 11 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/15/12.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins, Julie Bean and Carla Filisha
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS THE FIVE-0 INVESTIGATE WHEN A POLO PLAYER LITERALLY LOSES HIS HEAD, AND DORIS McGARRETT PAYS AN UNEXPECTED VISIT TO HER SON, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, MARCH 11
  Christine Lahti Returns as Steve McGarrett’s Mother, Doris McGarrett
  “Popilikia*” – Doris McGarrett (guest star Christine Lahti) pays an unexpected visit to her son while the team investigates the death of a polo player who literally loses his head, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, March 11 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/15/12.)
  (*Popilikia is Hawaiian for “Misfortune”)
  WRITTEN BY: Stephanie Sengupta
  DIRECTED BY: Christine Moore
   

• CBS GIBBS TEAMS UP WITH FBI AGENT FORNELL ON AN ATTEMPTED MURDER CASE THAT TAKES A TURN WHEN THEIR MUTUAL EX-WIFE GETS INVOLVED, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, MARCH 12
  Joe Spano (“Hill Street Blues”) and Melinda McGraw (“Men of a Certain Age” “Mad Men”) Return
  “Devil’s Trifecta” – Gibbs teams up with FBI Agent Fornell on a joint NCIS/FBI investigation after Fornell becomes the target of a shooting, but they face an unexpected twist in the case when their mutual ex-wife, Diane Sterling, gets involved. Meanwhile, rumors run wild among the group after Diane stays overnight at McGee’s, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, March 12 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Joe Spano (“Hill Street Blues”) reprises his role as Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell and Melinda McGraw (“Men of a Certain Age,” “Mad Men”) returns as Diane Sterling. (Originally broadcast 12/11/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Steven D. Binder
  DIRECTED BY: Arvin Brown
   

• CBS THE NCIS: LA TEAM INVESTIGATES WHETHER A RECENTLY RETIRED MARINE WAS WORKING WITH AN INFAMOUS TALIBAN BOMB MAKER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, MARCH 12
  “Recruit” – A drone strike on a bomb-making compound in Afghanistan reveals the body of a recently retired Marine, leaving the NCIS: LA team to investigate why the Marine returned to Afghanistan and whether or not he betrayed the country he fought for, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, March 12 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/2/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• CBS AFTER FOUR MEN GO MISSING IN OREGON, THE BAU SEARCHES FOR A COMMON LINK AMONG THEM, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13
  Anne Dudek (“House”) Guest Stars as Farmer Emma Kerrigan
  “The Good Earth” – When four men go missing in rural Oregon, the BAU searches for a common link among them in order to track them down. Also, JJ gets upset when her son Henry doesn’t want to celebrate Halloween this year, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, March 13 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Anne Dudek (“House”) guest stars as farmer Emma Kerrigan. (Originally broadcast 10/31/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Bruce Zimmerman
  DIRECTED BY: John Terlesky
   

• CBS THINGS BECOME PERSONAL FOR RUSSELL WHEN HIS SON IS NAMED A SUSPECT IN THE DEATH OF HIS COLLEGE BASKETBALL COACH, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13
  "Pick and Roll" — Things get personal when D.B. Russell is drawn into the investigation of the death of his son’s basketball coach, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, March 13 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/7/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Rick Eid
  DIRECTED BY: Alec Smight
   

• CBS THE DEATH OF A FAMED MUSIC HISTORIAN LEFT IN A PIANO HAS AN EMOTIONAL EFFECT ON SANDERS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, MARCH 16
  Episode Features Music From Grammy And Academy Award-
  Winning Entertainer Frank Sinatra And From The “Rat Pack” Era
  "It Was A Very Good Year" — When a famed music historian is murdered and left in a piano, it has an emotional effect on Sanders, who had a past with her, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, on a special night and time, Saturday, March 16 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Music from Frank Sinatra and the “Rat Pack” era, including “More Than You Know,” “Without A Song” and “It Was A Very Good Year,” are featured in the episode. (Originally broadcast 10/24/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Gavin Harris
  DIRECTED BY: Frank Waldeck
   

• CBS AS THE BAU HEADS SOUTH TO INVESTIGATE AN UNSUB WITH A STYLE SIMILAR TO A PAST SERIAL KILLER, THEY ALSO LEARN ANOTHER UNSUB IS REPLICATING THE TEAM’S OLD CASES, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, SATURDAY, MARCH 16
  “Perennials” – The BAU heads south to investigate a fast-moving UnSub whose signature matches that of a serial killer from 30 years ago. Also, the team learns that someone is tracking their cases and replicating crimes the BAU is solving, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, on a special night, Saturday, March 16 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/12/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Bruce Zimmerman
  DIRECTED BY: Michael Lange
   

• CBS THE PRESIDENT OF TILTED KILT DISCOVERS SOME INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR ON THE JOB, ON A REBROADCAST OF "UNDERCOVER BOSS," FRIDAY, MARCH 15
  "Tilted Kilt" — When Ron Lynch, President of Tilted Kilt, a Celtic-themed sports bar and restaurant, goes undercover in his own company, he discovers one Kilt Girl crossing the line with customers. Also, one employee struggles to keep a brave face during unbearable personal circumstances, and the pressure heats up when the boss struggles to keep up in the kitchen, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, March 15 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/9/12.)
   

• CBS WHEN DANNY IS FORCED TO REMAIN COMPLETELY STILL WHILE BOMB TECHNICIANS DISARM A BOMB, HE TELLS McGARRETT THE STORY ABOUT HIS TOUGHEST AND MOST EMOTIONAL CASE FROM HIS DAYS IN NEW JERSEY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, FRIDAY, MARCH 15
  Sydney Tamiia Poitier (“Private Practice”), Terrence Howard (“Crash”), Rapper T.I. and Reality Star Kendall Jenner Guest Star in This Episode
  “I Ka Wa Mamua*” – When Danny is forced to remain completely still while bomb technicians disarm a bomb that he has accidentally activated, McGarrett distracts him by getting his partner to tell the story about his toughest and most emotional case from his days as a cop in New Jersey, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, on a special night and time, Friday, March 15 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Sydney Tamiia Poitier (“Private Practice”), Terrence Howard (“Crash”), rapper T.I. and reality star Kendall Jenner guest star in this episode. (Originally broadcast 11/12/12.)
  (*I Ka Wa Mamua is Hawaiian for “In A Time Past”)
  WRITTEN BY: Ken Solarz
  STORY BY: Peter Lenkov
  DIRECTED BY: Sylvain White
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 12 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Old Alabama” (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
  THE GOOD OLE’ DAYS — With Lavon (Cress Williams) preoccupied with his personal life, he lets his Mayoral duties slip at the worst time, as BlueBell’s Pioneer Day is fast approaching and a reporter from Southern Living magazine is in town. Seeing that he needs help, Zoe (Rachel Bilson) and Wade (Wilson Bethel) volunteer to help him out by playing BlueBell’s “Founding Couple.” Zoe is also trying a new tact when it comes to her relationship with Wade, which has her taking on many new projects. Lemon (Jaime King) and AnnaBeth (Kaitlyn Black) devise a plan to get Lavon to let them cater the First Feast, in order to get some publicity for their new business. Meanwhile, George (Scott Porter) gives advice to Brick (Tim Matheson) on how to handle his new relationship. Laura Bell Bundy guest stars. David Paymer directed the episode written by Veronica Becker and Sarah Kucserka (#211).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 12 “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Tough Love” (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)
  VINCENT MAKES A DECISION THAT ENDS IN TRAGEDY — After a dinner where Cat (Kristin Kreuk) introduces Vincent (Jay Ryan) to Heather (Nicole Gale Anderson) ends badly, Heather enlists Tess (Nina Lisandrello) to stage an intervention with Cat. Evan (Max Brown) receives an interesting proposition that could change the course of his cross species investigation and at an event to honor Joe (Brian White), Heather goes missing and Vincent is forced to make a tough decision that saves her life. Austin Basis also stars. Bradley Walsh directed the episode written by Don Whitehead and Holly Henderson (#113).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13 ARROW — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Vertigo” (TV-14, V) (HDTV)
  SETH GABEL (“FRINGE”) GUEST STARS WHILE THEA FACES PRISON TIME — Thea (Willa Holland) is in trouble with the police after she gets caught using a drug called “Vertigo.” Oliver (Stephen Amell) thinks the only way to keep her out of jail is to find the dealer, a man who goes by the name of “The Count” (guest star Seth Gabel). Oliver turns to McKenna Hall (guest star Janina Gavankar), an old flame and current Vice cop, for help. Meanwhile, Laurel (Katie Cassidy) steps in to defend Thea, and Felicity (guest star Emily Bett Rickards) gives Oliver some disturbing news about Moira (Susanna Thompson). David Ramsey, Colin Donnell and Paul Blackthorne also star. Wendey Stanzler directed the episode written by Wendy Mericle & Ben Sokolowski (#112).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13
  SUPERNATURAL — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Hunteri Heroici” (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
  CARTOONS AREN’T ALWAYS FUNNY — Castiel (Misha Collins) tells Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) that he’s decided to become a hunter like them. Sam and Dean aren’t sold on the idea but agree to investigate a case Cas found where a man’s heart literally burst through his chest. The guys discover there has been more than one odd murder in the small town, and all of them resemble cartoon deaths. Paul Edwards directed the episode written by Andrew Dabb (#808).
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 10
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s animated programs are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  “BOB’S BURGERS”—(7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE KIDS FIND NEW JOBS OUTSIDE THE RESTAURANT ON “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 10, ON FOX
  Megan Mullally (“Will and Grace”) and Nick Offerman (“Parks and Recreation”) Guest-Voice
  Bob worries he’s depriving his children of their summer vacation by making them work at the restaurant, so he fires them. However, the kids become so bored with their newfound freedom that they secretly get hired by a pair of married hippie farmers (guest voices and real-life spouses Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally), who hire the Belcher kids as “weed pickers.” Meanwhile, Bob hires Mickey the bank robber to help out at the restaurant, but soon regrets his decision in the “Bob Fires the Kids” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 10 (7:00-7:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-212) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Guest Voice Cast: Megan Mullally as Beverly, Nick Offerman as Husband
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 11
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM TRIES TO CLEAR BRENNAN OF A CRIME SHE DID NOT COMMIT ON “BONES” MONDAY, MARCH 11, ON FOX
  Ryan O’Neal and Andrew Leeds Guest-Star
  Having been accused of murder, Brennan (Emily Deschanel) is on the run from the FBI, with help from her father, Max (guest star Ryan O’Neal). Booth (David Boreanaz) and the Jeffersonian team are convinced evil tech genius Christopher Pelant (guest star Andrew Leeds) has manipulated key evidence in the case to pinpoint Brennan as the prime suspect. Then, an anonymous tip leads the team to the remains of a high school guidance counselor that may hold the key to proving Brennan’s innocence in the “The Future in the Past” episode of BONES airing Monday, March 11 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-801) (TV-14 L, V)
  Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
  Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Andrew Leeds as Christoper Pelant; Reed Diamond as FBI Special Agent Hayes Flynn; Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Eugene Byrd as Dr. Clark Edison; Stacey Turner as TV Reporter; Kevin Scott Allen as Homeless Man
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 16
  --“COPS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE ON “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX
  Officers from the Las Vegas Police Department investigate a woman who refused to pay her taxi fare. Then, the Portland Police Bureau questions two men after officers receive two separate calls regarding a fight involving a knife. Finally, officers from the Broward County Sheriff’s Office respond to a robbery-on-foot call involving a tourist chasing after a man who allegedly stole his gold necklace in the “Wild and Crazy #2” episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 16 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2507) (TV-14 L, V)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 16
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  A DANGEROUS GAME THREATENS A LIFE ON “THE FOLLOWING” SATURDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX
  With Joey Matthews still missing and the search for Joe Carroll escalating, the FBI brings in Nick Donovan (guest star Mike Colter) to run lead on the case, much to Ryan and Parker’s dismay. Meanwhile, a follower from the past meets up with Joe Carroll, and their plans have a life-threatening result in the “Welcome Home” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Saturday, March 16 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FOL-108) (TV-14 L, S, V)
  Cast: Kevin Bacon as Ryan Hardy; James Purefoy as Joe Carroll; Natalie Zea as Claire Matthews; Annie Parisse as FBI Specialist Debra Parker; Shawn Ashmore as Agent Mike Weston; Valorie Curry as Emma; Adan Canto as Paul; Nico Tortorella as Jacob; Kyle Catlett as Joey Matthews
  Guest Cast: Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Deidre Mitchell; Mike Colter as Nick; Warren Kole as Roderick; Tom Lipinski as Charlie Mead; Annika Boras as Louise; Arian Moayed as David
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 16
  “HELL’S KITCHEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  FOOD AND FASHION COLLIDE ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” SATURDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay challenges the contestants to find culinary inspiration from high fashion by creating a menu for some renowned designers. The winning team is rewarded with a brand new wardrobe while the losing team stays behind to prepare HELL’S KITCHEN for the first-ever dinner service runway fashion show. Tune in to see who is a culinary trendsetter and who falls apart at the seams in the “13 Chefs Compete, Part 1 of 2” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Saturday, March 16 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1006) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX --“30 SECONDS TO FAME”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
  FAST-PACED TALENT SHOW GIVES CONTESTANTS THEIR CHANCE AT “30 SECONDS TO FAME” SATURDAY, MARCH 16, ON FOX
  Everybody’s 15 minutes of fame begin somewhere, and 30 SECONDS TO FAME is ready to kick-start the clock. In each episode of this fast-paced talent show, viewers and audience members are treated to a wide variety of acts all competing to make the most of their short-but-sweet slice of national exposure by winning the ultimate stamp of approval from the audience and the weekly grand prize of $25,000. 30 SECONDS TO FAME airs Saturday, March 16 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SEC-106) (TV-PG) Host: Craig J. Jackson
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "206"
  03/12/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Tuesday) : NICOLE RICHIE GUEST STARS – This week, special guest Nicole Richie joins the fun with seven-time Emmy Award winner Betty White and her posse of senior pranksters. Sassy senior citizens pull shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation in this hidden camera show featuring cleverly-crafted comedic stunts, candid moments and priceless reactions captured by hidden camera. As star of the series, Betty White stars in funny sketches between the pranks and shares her comical pearls of wisdom.
   

• NBC "GO ON" "VIDEOGAME, SET, MATCH"
  03/12/2013 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Tuesday) : RYAN TAKES OWEN UNDER HIS WING - NBA STAR CHRIS BOSH GUEST STARS - Though Ryan (Matthew Perry) is reluctant to take Owen (Tyler James Williams) under his wing, he begins to realize Owen may need a big brother figure in his life. Meanwhile, Yolanda (Suzy Nakamura) decides she's ready to graduate from the group and Steven (John Cho) hires a new K-Bal Girl.
  Laura Benanti, Julie White and Brett Gelman also star.
   

• NBC "THE NEW NORMAL" "THE NEW NORMAL" "THE XY FACTOR"
  03/12/2013 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : OH BOY…OR GIRL – SHANNEN DOHERTY ("90210") GUEST STARS -- Despite wanting to be surprised, Bryan (Andrew Rannells) and David (Justin Bartha) accidentally find out the sex of their baby. The slip brings one dad-to-be closer to his dream family -- minus marrying Brenda Walsh (guest star Shannen Doherty, "90210") -- but creates a growing concern for the other that he won’t know how to connect with his child. Elsewhere, a rousing performance by Shania (Bebe Wood) during a school assembly stirs Goldie (Georgia King), reminding her that she still has dreams that she needs to pursue. Later, when Shania’s choice of material not only gets her a poor grade, but also a suspension, Goldie dons her "lawyer suit" and goes to the school to defend her daughter.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "HELLO GIGGLES"
  03/13/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP – When Alex (Chris D’Elia) takes an accidental dive off stage while speaking at his alma mater, Whitney’s (Whitney Cummings) reaction is less than heartwarming. Meanwhile, R.J. (Tone Bell) tries to school Mark (Dan O’Brien) on the art of chivalry using Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones) as an example. Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn), Mark's intended target doesn’t initially take his bait.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "MANHATTAN VIGIL"
  03/13/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : IN THE SERIES' 300TH EPISODE, A CHILD ABDUCTION INVESTIGATION RE-OPENS THE THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD COLD CASE OF ANOTHER MISSING BOY
  In the series' landmark 300th episode, a young boy from Morningside Heights is kidnapped while in the care of his father, and the investigation reminds Captain Cragen (Dann Florek,) Sergeant Munch (Richard Belzer) and Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) of an unsolved kidnapping that occurred in the same neighborhood thirteen years ago. While the entire squad races against the clock to find the missing boy, Benson vows to learn from past mistakes to set both cases right. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.) Guest starring Tom Sizemore, Hamish Linklater, Mili Avital, Alex Karpovsky, and Jenna Wolfe.
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "IT AIN'T EASY"
  03/13/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : AN INJURED FIREFIGHTER FACES LIFE AFTER THE JOB—After he’s injured in a terrible fire at an auto machine shop, Jose Vargas (Mo Gallini) is forced to go on disability and leave his life as a firefighter behind – a task he finds incredibly difficult. Chief Boden (Eamonn Walker) tries to help a suspected teenage firebug (guest star Cody Sullivan). Also, Severide (Taylor Kinney) receives an enticing invitation from Renee (guest star Sarah Shahi), a woman who he saved from a car crash incident involving live electrical wires. Meanwhile, Cruz (Joe Minoso) tries to save his younger brother Leon (guest star Jeff Lima) from the gang he is involved with. Jesse Spencer, David Eigenberg, Charlie Barnett, Monica Raymund and Lauren German also star.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "BAILOUT"
  03/14/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : LESLIE TRIES TO SAVE A LOCAL VIDEO STORE—JASON SCHWARTZMAN ("BORED TO DEATH") AND JENNY SLATE ("THE LORAX") GUEST STAR—Leslie (Amy Poehler) tries to help a local video store stay in business after the owner (guest star Jason Schwartzman) is hit by the bad economy. Chris (Rob Lowe) tries to give Tom (Aziz Ansari) some fatherly advice in dealing with a difficult employee (guest star Jenny Slate), while Ann (Rashida Jones) blackmails April (Aubrey Plaza) into being her friend. Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, Adam Scott, Jim O’Heir and Retta also star.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" "CRIMINAL HATRED"
  03/14/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : ADA BARBA TRIES A MURDER CASE AGAINST AN UNPREDICTABLE DEFENSE ATTORNEY (GUEST STAR NIA VARDALOS) IN A SHOWDOWN THAT STRETCHES THE BOUNDARIES OF THE LAW.
  The SVU detectives go undercover to arrest a man who targets and brutally attacks other men. They gather enough evidence for ADA Barba (Raul Esparza) to file charges, but the case begins to spiral as he contends with a deceptively tough defense attorney (guest star Vardalos.) Also starring Mariska Hargitay (Detective Olivia Benson), Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro), and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins). Also guest starring Victoria Rowell ("The Young and The Restless") and Fred Norris ("The Howard Stern Show")
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "BETTER TO LIE"
  03/16/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : PAST TENSIONS RESURFACE BETWEEN CHIEF BODEN AND BENNIE SEVERIDE—TREAT WILLIAMS GUEST STARS—Old emotional wounds are opened when Lieutenant Severide’s (Taylor Kinney) father Bennie (guest star Treat Williams) comes to town and clashes with Chief Boden (Eamonn Walker) over the death of their former colleague. Mills (Charlie Barnett) helps a distraught driver who caused an accident and Shay (Lauren German) makes a decision about her future with Clarice (guest star Shiri Appleby). Meanwhile, Herrmann (David Eigenberg), Otis (Yuri Sardarov) and Dawson (Monica Raymund) get to the bottom of a mystery about their bar. Jesse Spencer also stars.
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" "JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE"
  03/16/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : Justin Timberlake hosts an all new Saturday Night Live and will also perform his music! Promo
   

• NBC LISTINGS FOR NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'
  MARCH 16 – Jennifer Lawrence/The Lumineers (O.A.D. 1/19/13)
   

• USA NETWORK SUNDAY, MARCH 10 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Out of Bounds Officers Marathon" - 5/4c
  The officers of the Special Victims Unit see awful and intense cases day in and day out. Everyone expects them to keep their cool, but sometimes...they just lose it in the heat of the moment. Can you blame them? Watch as they go over the line in the "Out of Bounds Officers Marathon!" The marathon will air from 5pm to 11pm.
   

• USA NETWORK TUESDAY, MARCH 12 LAW & ORDER: SVU "Best of Season 11 Marathon" - 6/5c Catch the best episodes from season 11 with an all-day marathon, airing from 6am to 1am.
   

• USA NETWORK SATURDAY, MARCH 16 LAW & ORDER: SVU "The Truth Files Marathon" - 1/12c
  SVU fans voted for their 10 favorite episodes to air during "The Truth Files Marathon." They'll be able to engage with other fans by joining the conversation on Character Chatter #SVUTruthFiles, and during the marathon see their comments on the air from 8-11p! Online, fans can continue to play detective by revealing the truth about your bar and body wash by playing the Dove Truth Files game ( https://apps.facebook.com/dovefiles/ ) where there are over 20,000 prizes up for grabs! The marathon will air from 1pm to 11pm.
  

OTHER

• ABC'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" AND SONOS PRESENT AN EXCLUSIVE TELEVISED PERFORMANCE BY DAVE GROHL'S SOUND CITY PLAYERS FEATURING RICK SPRINGFIELD, JOHN FOGERTY & MORE ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD, MARCH 5
  ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and Sonos will present a unique concert experience, shutting Hollywood Boulevard down for an exclusive performance by Dave Grohl and the Sound City Players featuring Rick Springfield, John Fogerty, Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick and Lee Ving of Fear -- all backed by Grohl's extended musical family, including the full Foo Fighters lineup, Krist Novoselic of Nirvana and Alain Johannes. The concert is expected to draw over 10,000 fans and will take place on TUESDAY, MARCH 5, in the heart of Hollywood.
  Sound City Players was assembled to play the music created for the Grohl-directed "Sound City" documentary and its accompanying "Sound City - Real to Reel" album, as well as classics spanning the artists' storied careers. "Sound City," the film, was conceived by Grohl after he purchased the legendary custom-built Neve 8028 recording console from historic Sound City Studios last year. The board, built in 1972, is considered by many music insiders to be the crown jewel of analog recording equipment, having recorded such artists as Neil Young, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Petty, Cheap Trick, Guns and Roses, Fear, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, Slipknot, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, and countless other musical legends over the past 40 years.
   

• CBS DEPECHE MODE KICKS OFF THE 2013 “LIVE ON LETTERMAN” CONCERT WEBCAST SERIES, MONDAY, MARCH 11
  Performance Will Be Streamed Live and
  Available On Demand on CBS.com and VEVO
  CBS Interactive’s award-winning webcast concert series, LIVE ON LETTERMAN, kicks off 2013 with Depeche Mode performing live from the world-famous Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City and webcast on CBS.com and VEVO, Monday, March 11 (8:00 PM, ET/5:00 PM, PT).
  Depeche Mode will perform a live set that will showcase previously unheard music off of the band’s highly anticipated upcoming album Delta Machine, as well as some of their classics. Delta Machine will be released worldwide on March 26 via Columbia Records.
   

• CBS NEW YORK CITY MAYOR MICHAEL BLOOMBERG TO VISIT CBS’s “LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN,” MONDAY, MARCH 11
  New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg will visit the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, Monday, March 11 (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  This will be Mayor Bloomberg’s fifth LATE SHOW appearance. He sat down for his first interview with Letterman on Sept. 29, 2010 and has appeared four times previously during comedy segments on the show, including two Top Ten List presentations and a walk-on appearance in January 2008 when he gave Letterman’s writer’s strike beard the key to the city.
   

• CBS'S NEW DRAMA "GOLDEN BOY" TO REMAIN IN TUESDAY, 10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT TIME PERIOD
  "Vegas" Moves to Friday, 9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT, Effective April 5
  GOLDEN BOY, CBS's new drama about the meteoric rise of an ambitious cop who becomes the youngest police commissioner in the history of New York City, will remain on Tuesdays (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT), after two special previews in the time period.
  CBS previously announced that GOLDEN BOY would move to Friday (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) after the preview broadcasts on Feb. 26 and March 3. An original episode of GOLDEN BOY will still air this first Friday (March 8) at 9:00 PM, ET/PT as planned.
   

• HBO's Game of Thrones Celebrated at Hotel Bellevue
  Date sent: Wed, 13 Mar
  As fans all over the world gear up for the highly anticipated Season 3 premiere of HBO's hit series "Game of Thrones," Hotel Bellevue, one of Adriatic Luxury Hotel's five-star Dubrovnik, Croatia properties, is launching a dynamic new experience for travelers. Located just a short walk from Old Town Dubrovnik where much of "Game of Thrones" is shot (the King's Landing scenes, to be exact), Hotel Bellevue allows guests a firsthand experience of what life is like in the Seven Kingdoms with the "Discover King's Landing" room package.
  The package starts at 268 USD per room, per night and includes:
  • Luxury accommodations in a classic sea-view room for two guests
  • Welcome amenity upon arrival, including a bottle of Croatian wine so guests can "drink and be merry" like royalty
  • Replica of the "key to the city" of King’s Landing along with an all-access Dubrovnik City Card, which unlocks all doors to the best museums, galleries and experiences in the Old Town
  • Daily breakfast feast for two at Vapor restaurant (or through in-room dining)
  • Airport transfers fit for the King (or Queen) of the Iron Throne in a BMW 7 series or Mercedes E class -The Discover King’s Landing package is valid through December 31, 2013.
   

• TBS Want to know who was crowned King of the Nerds? Click here to find out! Season 2 casting is underway. Go to www.nerdking.net to contact Electus and 5X5 Media today.
   

• USA Network What better way to celebrate the upcoming 100th episode of Psych, than to dine in style with other PSYCH-O's and get a sneak peek at the episode! USA Network has partnered with GrubWithUs to give 80 winners a special interactive murder mystery dinner on Saturday, March 23rd. Enter here https://www.grubwithus.com/contests/psych-murder-mystery-dinner   for a chance to win a pair of free tickets to the Psych Murder Mystery Dinner in New York, LA, Chicago, or Atlanta.
   

• USA Network From the creator of White Collar, Jeff Eastin, comes a new original series Graceland, starring Aaron Tveit (Les Miserables) and Daniel Sunjata (Rescue Me) this summer on USA Network! Lucky viewers at SXSW will get an early viewing of the premiere tonight, but you can head over to http://www.usanetwork.com/series/graceland/ as well as Facebook http://www.facebook.com/GracelandTV  and Twitter https://twitter.com/gracelandtv to see everything unfold in Austin and catch behind the scenes videos and photos from the new series!
   

• USA Network's new unscripted original series The Moment (hosted by legendary NFL quarterback Kurt Warner) premieres April 11th but viewers can watch an exclusive early episode of The Moment online ( http://www.usanetwork.com/series/themoment/ ) or On Demand now.

SCRIPTED SHOWS

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME (3/3)
  MARY MARGARET VOWS TO KEEP RUMPLESTILTSKIN'S DAGGER AWAY FROM CORA AND REGINA, AND THE BLUE FAIRY OFFERS SNOW WHITE AN UNCONVENTIONAL SPELL THAT COULD HELP SAVE HER DYING MOTHER, THE QUEEN, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Lesley Nicol (Mrs. Patmore on "Downton Abbey") Guest Stars as Queen Eva's Servant, Johanna
  "The Queen is Dead" - Upon discovering Cora and Regina's plan to find and take possession of Rumplestiltskin's dagger, Mary Margaret, with the aid of David and Mother Superior, makes it her mission to find it first; and while Mr. Gold continues his quest in New York to reunite with son Bae, Hook devises a plan to rid himself of a crocodile. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, the Blue Fairy offers Snow White an unconventional enchantment that could help save her dying mother, Queen Eva, on "Once Upon a Time," SUNDAY, MARCH 3 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Barbara Hershey as Cora, Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior/Blue Fairy, Michael Raymond-James as Neal Cassidy, Bailee Madison as young Snow White, Lesley Nicol as Johanna, Rena Sofer as Eva, Duncan Ollerenshaw as royal doctor and Sonequa Martin-Green as Tamara.
  "The Queen is Dead" was written by Daniel T. Thomsen & David H. Goodman and directed by Gwyneth Horder-Payton.
   

• ABC RED WIDOW: Pilot / The Contact – PREMIERE
  WHEN HER HUSBAND IS BRUTALLY MURDERED, STAY-AT-HOME-MOM MARTA WALRAVEN IS PUSHED TO THE LIMITS TO PROTECT HER CHILDREN, ON THE TWO-HOUR PREMIERE OF ABC'S NEW FAMILY DRAMA, "RED WIDOW," SUNDAY, MARCH 3 ON ABC
  From the screenwriter of the "Twilight Saga" films and the hit series "Dexter," Melissa Rosenberg, comes the gripping and danger-filled, new family drama series, "Red Widow," about a mother who will stop at nothing to protect her family following the brutal murder of her husband. "Red Widow" premieres SUNDAY, MARCH 3 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET), on The ABC Television Network.
  In the first hour of the premiere, "Pilot" (9:00-10:00 p.m.), Marta Walraven, a stay-at-home mom in tony Marin County, near San Francisco, has spent most of her life staying out of her father's world of organized crime. But when her loving husband, Evan, who supports the family by exporting marijuana, is brutally murdered in their driveway, everything changes. Marta's primary concern is to protect her three children - and yet when an FBI agent promises justice in exchange for her cooperation, she hesitates to go against the "Bratva" (Russian mob) code. Evan's business partners - Marta's scheming brother, Irwin Petrov, and their best friend, the hapless Mike Tomlin - were involved in the theft of millions of dollars of cocaine from a formidable international crime boss, Nicholae Schiller. Evan paid with his life, but as far as Schiller is concerned, his debt is not clear. It is up to Marta, as Evan's widow, to navigate the criminal underworld in order to repay this debt - whatever way Schiller sees fit.
  In the second hour, "The Contact" (10:00-11:00 p.m.), in exchange for his stolen drugs, crime boss Schiller tells a still grieving Marta he wants her to import a shipment for him. But she doesn't know when or how he will contact her. She believes if she is successful, she will be free from Schiller's control. While waiting, she enlists Mike and her father, Andrei, to teach her the criminal business. Their first step is to find a customs official to pay off - requiring an uncomfortable Marta to use her feminine wiles and rethink how far she is willing to go to protect her children. Meanwhile, her young son, Boris, is still reeling after having witnessed his dad's death; Andrei has his bodyguard, Luther, keep watch over Marta's family; Marta's sister, Kat, steps in to help out at the house, causing conflict with her new husband; Marta's brother, Irwin, fights for his life while in jail for gun possession; and a suspicious Natalie asks FBI Agent James Ramos if her father was involved in illegal activities.
  "Red Widow" stars Radha Mitchell as Marta Walraven, Sterling Beaumon as Gabriel Walraven, Clifton Collins Jr. as FBI Agent James Ramos, Luke Goss as Luther, Suleka Mathew as Dina Tomlin, Erin Moriarty as Natalie Walraven, Jaime Ray Newman as Kat Castillo, Jakob Salvati as Boris Walraven, Lee Tergesen as Mike Tomlin, Wil Traval as Irwin Petrov, with Rade Serbedzija as Andrei Petrov and Goran Visnjic as Nicholae Schiller.
  Guest starring in the "Pilot" is Anson Mount as Evan Walraven, Erin Cahill as Felicity, Edi Gathegi as Leon, Natalija Nogulich as Elena, Pedro Pascal as Jay Castillo, Camille Sullivan as Newton, Tanner Saunders as Trent and Tom Pickett as the principal. "Pilot" was written by Melissa Rosenberg and directed by Mark Pellington.
  Guest starring in "The Contact" is Rod Rowland as Bob Lagrosse, Fernanda Andrade as Eva Ramos, Erin Cahill as Felicity, Edi Gathegi as Leon, Pedro Pascal as Jay Castillo, Camille Sullivan as Newton, Danny Wattley as Logan and Terry Mullett as scary inmate. "The Contact" was written by Melissa Rosenberg and directed by Dan Sackheim.
  Based on the Dutch series "Penoza," "Red Widow" is executive-produced and written by Melissa Rosenberg ("Dexter," "Twilights Saga" films), and executive produced by Howard Klein ("The Office," "Parks & Recreation") and Alon Aranya. The series is produced by ABC Studios in association with Endemol Studios.
   

• ABC BODY OF PROOF: Lost Souls (3/5)
  CHILD ABUSE OR DEMON POSSESSION? MEGAN GETS ONE OF HER STRANGEST MURDER CASES EVER, ON ABC'S "BODY OF PROOF"
  Guest Starring Tim DeKay as Victim's Father
  "Lost Souls" - Megan and Tommy investigate a murder that appears on the surface to be a case of severe child abuse. But the girl's parents, Caleb and Laura Banks, claim that their daughter was killed by the Devil after being possessed. The team must try to separate fact from fiction when the victim's mother begs Megan to help her stop the same thing from happening to their surviving daughter, on "Body of Proof," TUESDAY, MARCH 5 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Tim DeKay as Caleb Banks, Margaret Easley as Laura Banks, Jennifer Stone as Hannah Banks, Jayme Lynn Evans as Chelsea Banks, Brian Hallisay as Dr. Jeff Dante and Joshua Winot as Pastor Todd Higgins.
  "Lost Souls" was written by Allen MacDonald and directed by David Von Ancken.
   

• ABC THE NEIGHBORS: I Believe I Can Drive (3/6)
  THEY CAN FLY A SPACESHIP, BUT HOW ABOUT DRIVING A CAR? MARTY TEACHES LARRY AND JACKIE HOW TO DRIVE, ON ABC'S "THE NEIGHBORS"
  Sandra Bernhard Guest Stars
  "I Believe I Can Drive" - The Bird-Kersees take Marty up on his offer to teach them how to drive -- after all, they piloted a spaceship to Earth, how hard can driving be? Meanwhile, Amber refuses to let Marty teach her, a decision she soon regrets when she ends up with unconventional Driver's Ed teacher Ms. Porsche (guest star Sandra Bernhard), on "The Neighbors," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
  Guest starring are Sandra Bernhard as Ms. Porsche, Doug Jones as Dominique Wilkins, Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton, Alden Ray as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin High as the DMV tester.
  "I Believe I Can Drive" was written by Isaac Aptaker & Elizabeth Berger and directed by Chris Koch.
   

• ABC ON SUBURGATORY (3/6)
  THERE'S A NEW MR. WOLFE IN TOWN, ON ABC'S "SUBURGATORY"
  "How to Be a Baby" - Dalia takes Mr. Wolfe under her wing to help him get over his breakup with Chef Alan. She convinces him to try a new look and plots to help Mr. Wolfe get revenge for his broken heart. Meanwhile, Noah is convinced Carmen is the love of his life and George and Dallas find themselves caught in the crossfire, while Tessa interns for Jill, on "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 (9:31-10:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest cast TBA.
  "How to Be a Baby" was written by Brian Chamberlayne and directed by Victor Nelli.
   

• ABC On "Last Man Standing" March 8
  MIKE HIRES A PRIVATE SOCCER COACH FOR EVE, AND THE BAXTER LADIES BECOME QUITE ENAMORED WITH THE YOUNG, HANDSOME MAN, ON ABC'S "LAST MAN STANDING"
  "Private Coach" - Mike hopes that hiring a private soccer coach for Eve will help her chances of getting a scholarship. But the ladies in the Baxter household, especially Vanessa, find themselves quite enamored of the handsome, young man who gets the job, on "Last Man Standing," FRIDAY, MARCH 8 (8:00-8:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring is Carla Jiminez as Blanca and Ezequiel Stremiz as Octavio.
  "Attractive Architect" was written by Ed Yeager and directed by John Pasquin.
   

• ABC MALIBU COUNTRY: Marriage Malibu Style (3/8)
  REBA IS GREETED WITH AN OVERLY FRIENDLY KISS FROM KIM'S HUSBAND, AND LILLIE MAE DISCOVERS THE MEANING OF PAIN WHEN SHE GETS A FULL-BODY BURN AT A NUDE BEACH, ON ABC'S "MALIBU COUNTRY"
  "Marriage, Malibu Style" - Reba is torn over whether or not she should tell Kim that her husband gave her an introductory kiss that was a bit too passionate; Lillie Mae discovers the meaning of pain when she stumbles upon a nude beach and gets a full-body burn; Geoffrey urges a buttoned-up Reba to open herself up and be more honest in her songs; June tests Reba's boundaries by inviting neighbor Sage into her bedroom to give her advice on what to wear; and Cash gives away all his new clothes after his old Nashville clothing is rejected for not being up to Malibu clothing drive standards, on "Malibu Country," FRIDAY, MARCH 8 (8:31-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  Guest starring are Hudson Thames as Sage and Enrico Colantoni as Leslie.
  "Marriage, Malibu Style" was written by Kevin Abbott and directed by Andrew D. Weyman.
   

• ABC Family ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS (3/5)
  WHERE IS SPENCER HASTINGS? IN AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF "PRETTY LITTLE LIARS," AIRING TUESDAY, MARCH 5th AT 8:00 PM ET/PT ON ABC FAMILY
  Gold Medalist Missy Franklin Makes a Guest Appearance
  Burbank, CA (February 13, 2013) - With Spencer missing, Aria, Emily and Hanna search for clues to where their friend may be in "Will the Circle Be Unbroken?," an all new episode of ABC Family's hit original series "Pretty Little Liars," airing Tuesday, March 5th (8:00 - 9:00 PM ET/PT).
  Spencer hasn't been herself lately, but has she had enough to just disappear? Could "A" have done something to her? These are all questions that Aria, Emily and Hanna are asking themselves when Spencer goes missing. But when it turns out even her family doesn't know where Spencer has gone to, the girls frantically search for answers hoping their worst fears aren't true. But where Spencer does turn up at, maybe she doesn't want to be found.
  Meanwhile, Emily gets the surprise of a lifetime when she meets Gold Medalist Missy Franklin.
  "Pretty Little Liars" is produced by Alloy Entertainment in association with Warner Horizon Television and is executive produced by I. Marlene King, Oliver Goldstick, Leslie Morgenstein and Joseph Dougherty. The series stars Troian Bellisario, Ashley Benson, Tyler Blackburn, Holly Marie Combs, Lucy Hale, Ian Harding, Laura Leighton, Chad Lowe, Shay Mitchell, Janel Parrish and Sasha Pieterse.
  "Will the Circle Be Unbroken?" (Tune-in: Tuesday, March 5, 8/7c) Insiders Exclusive Clip
   

• ABC FAMILY ANNOUNCES GROUND-BREAKING TELEVISION EVENT WITH AN ALL-ASL EPISODE OF THE HIT FAMILY DRAMA "SWITCHED AT BIRTH" TO AIR MONDAY, MARCH 4 AT 8:00PM ET/PT
  Burbank, CA (January 11, 2013) - ABC Family's award-winning original series, "Switched at Birth," will produce an episode told entirely in American Sign Language (ASL), a first for a scripted series on mainstream television, which will premiere Monday, March 4 at 8:00PM ET/PT.
  The special episode will be told from the perspective of the series' multiple deaf characters - with open captions for hearing viewers - in a storyline that puts the audience in the middle of a student uprising in which the very essence of their deaf identity is at stake. Now in its second season, "Switched at Birth" is the first mainstream television series to have multiple deaf and hard-of-hearing series regulars and scenes shot entirely in ASL.
  "I've been wanting to do an all-ASL episode since the series began, and the storyline we've been focusing on this season gave us the perfect opportunity. It's an exciting, visual, empowering story of kids who are different fighting back, and it allows our audience to experience the world as our deaf characters do. We've been building to this for 39 episodes and we're all thrilled to be the first to try this," said series creator and Executive Producer Lizzy Weiss.
  "Switched at Birth" is executive-produced by Lizzy Weiss ("Blue Crush"), Paul Stupin ("Make It or Break It"), Becky Hartman Edwards ("Parenthood") and John Ziffren ("Melissa & Joey," "Make It or Break It"). The series stars Katie Leclerc as Daphne Vasquez; Vanessa Marano ("Gilmore Girls") as Bay Kennish; Constance Marie ("George Lopez") as Regina Vasquez; D.W. Moffett ("Friday Night Lights") as John Kennish; Lea Thompson ("Back to the Future," "Caroline in the City") as Kathryn Kennish; Lucas Grabeel ("High School Musical") as Toby Kennish; Sean Berdy as Emmett Bledsoe; and Gilles Marini ("Brothers and Sisters") as Angelo Sorrento with guest star Marlee Matlin ("The West Wing").  Switched at Birth All-ASL Episode "Uprising" (Tune-in: Monday, March 4 at 8/7c)
  All-ASL Episode Featurette
   

• ABC Family ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF THE LYING GAME (3/5)
  SECRETS ARE REVEALED AS TENSION MOUNTS IN A BRAND-NEW EPISODE OF "THE LYING GAME" AIRING ON TUESDAY, MARCH 5 AT 9:00PM ET/PT ON ABC FAMILY
  Burbank, CA (February 13, 2013) - It's a race against time in the search for a missing loved one on a brand-new episode of "The Lying Game," airing on March 5 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on ABC Family.
  In "The Grave Truth," Ethan's confession to Dan threatens to shatter the brothers' relationship forever. Sutton receives a mysterious phone call that may provide some valuable information. Emma's feelings for Thayer are tested when she finds herself in close quarters with Ethan. And someone else comes face to face with Emma and Sutton.
  "The Lying Game" is produced by Alloy Entertainment in association with Warner Horizon Television, and is executive produced by Charles Pratt Jr., Leslie Morganstein, Gina Girolamo, and Fred Gerber. The series cast includes Alexandra Chando, Andy Buckley, Allie Gonino, Alice Greczyn, Blair Redford, Charisma Carpenter, and Helen Slater. Guest stars in "The Grave Truth" include Adrian Pasdar, Christian Alexander, Tyler Christopher, Ryan Rottman and Yara Martinez.
   

• AMC Sunday 9/8c Walking Dead Episode 312 "Clear"
  Realizing they are heavily outgunned against the Governor's forces, Rick leads an expedition to get more weapons. Featured Video Sneak Peek
   

• CBS ELI FACES OFF WITH THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IN TWO SEPARATE COURTROOMS, ON “THE GOOD WIFE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  Guest Stars Include Carrie Preston, Kyle MacLachlan, Amanda Peet, Maura Tierney, T.R. Knight, Dominic Chianese and Lily Rabe
  “Going For The Gold” – When the Justice Department refuses to reveal who will be testifying against Eli, Elsbeth takes Assistant U.S. Attorney Josh Perrotti to civil court for defamation in order to force him to answer her questions under oath. Meanwhile, Jordan helps Peter prepare for a debate and Alicia’s relationship with her co-workers evolves, on THE GOOD WIFE, Sunday, March 3 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Carrie Preston, Kyle MacLachlan, Amanda Peet, Maura Tierney, T.R. Knight, Dominic Chianese and Lily Rabe.
  WRITTEN BY: Leonard Dick
  DIRECTED BY: Rosemary Rodriguez
   

• CBS JANE AND THE TEAM INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF AN ELDERLY HEIRESS FOUND IN THE LIVING ROOM OF HER SPOOKY MANSION, ON “THE MENTALIST,” SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  Mariette Hartley Guest Stars as Elise Vogelson, the Heiress
  “Red Lacquer Nail Polish” — Jane and the team investigate the murder of an elderly heiress whose remains are found in the living room of her spooky mansion, on THE MENTALIST, at a special time, Sunday, March 3 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Mariette Hartley guest stars as Elise Vogelson, the heiress.
  WRITTEN BY: Eoghan Mahony
  DIRECTED BY: Geary McLeod
   

• CBS JEFF AND AUDREY TRY TO PROVE THEIR LIVES WON’T BE BORING ONCE THE BABY IS BORN, ON "RULES OF ENGAGEMENT," MONDAY, MARCH 4
  "Fountain of Youth" – After meeting up with college friends who are no longer into partying, Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Monday, March 4 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Mike Sikowitz
  DIRECTED BY: Ted Wass
   

• CBS GIBBS’ BARBER SEEKS HIS HELP IN RULING OUT HIS SON AS A SUSPECT IN A HIGH-PROFILE CASE, ON “NCIS,” TUESDAY, MARCH 5
  “Prime Suspect” – A media frenzy surrounding an unidentified criminal prompts Gibbs’ barber to question his son’s involvement and ask for Gibbs’ help in ruling out his son as a prime suspect, on NCIS, Tuesday, March 5 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: George Schenck and Frank Cardea
  DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
   

• CBS AGAINST HIS WISHES, SAM’S WIFE RESUMES HER FORMER CIA COVER AFTER A HIT ON A RUSSIAN MOB BOSS LEADS THE TEAM TO SUSPECT SIDOROV, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” TUESDAY, MARCH 5
  Series Star Chris O’Donnell Directs the Episode
  Aunjanue Ellis (“The Mentalist,” “The Help”) Returns to Guest Star as Sam’s Wife
  “Wanted” – Sam fears for his family’s safety when his wife is called to resume a former CIA cover after a case suggests ties to the infamous Sidorov and his stolen nukes, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, March 5 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Series regular Chris O’Donnell directed the episode. Aunjanue Ellis (“The Mentalist,” “The Help”) returns to guest star as Sam’s wife, Michelle Hanna/Quinn.
  WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
  DIRECTED BY: Chris O’Donnell
   

• CBS A PETTY THIEF LEADS CLARK TO THE MURDER OF A YOUNG WOMAN AND HER MISSING DAUGHTER, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” ON A SPECIAL DAY AND TIME, TUESDAY, MARCH 5 AT 10:00 PM
  Odette Annable (“House, M.D.”) Guest Stars as
  Assistant District Attorney Kat O’Connor
  “The Price of Revenge” – To avoid being arrested, a petty thief leads Clark to a murdered, drug addicted young woman with a missing daughter. Meanwhile, Clark and Arroyo continue to butt heads, on GOLDEN BOY, Tuesday, March 5 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Odette Annable (“House, M.D.”) guest stars as Assistant District Attorney Kat O’Connor. GOLDEN BOY moves to Fridays at 9:00 PM, ET/PT on March 8.
  WRITTEN BY: Nicholas Wootton, one of the executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Jace Alexander
   

• CBS LEONARD, SHELDON AND WOLOWITZ TRY TO ADVANCE THE CAUSE OF WOMEN IN SCIENCE, ON "THE BIG BANG THEORY," THURSDAY, MARCH 7
  “The Contractual Obligation Implementation" – Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz speak to junior high girls about careers in science. Meanwhile, Koothrappali plans a date with Lucy, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, March 7 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan and Steve Holland
  TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro, Jim Reynolds and Maria Ferrari
  DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski
   

• CBS FOLLOWING A FIGHT WITH WALDEN, ALAN MOVES IN WITH HERB, ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN,” THURSDAY, MARCH 7
  “The 9:04 From Pemberton” – Following a fight with Walden, Alan moves in with Herb, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, March 7 (8:31 – 9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
  TELEPLAY BY: Don Reo, Steve Tompkins and Alissa Neubauer
  DIRECTED BY: James Widdoes
   

• CBS WHEN THE MACHINE GIVES OUT SIX NUMBERS AT ONCE, REESE AND FINCH GO ON THE HUNT FOR A NAMELESS AND FACELESS MURDERER, ON “PERSON OF INTEREST,” THURSDAY, MARCH 7
  “Proteus” – After the machine gives Reese and Finch six numbers at once, their search for clues leads them to a coastal town where they are forced to ride out a storm with a group of locals in a police station. However, as the weather rages outside, a sinister situation arises inside when they realize there is an unidentified killer hiding among them, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, March 7 (9:01 – 10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Sean Hennen
  DIRECTED BY: Kenneth Fink
   

• CBS DANNY LOOKS FOR “BONNIE AND CLYDE” THIEVES WHO ROBBED A BANK AND HURT AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER, ON "BLUE BLOODS," FRIDAY, MARCH 8
  "Protest Too Much" — When an off-duty cop tries to stop a bank robbery, he is disarmed by the “Bonnie and Clyde” robbers who take his gun and wound an innocent bystander. Meanwhile, Frank considers getting romantically involved with a woman from the ACLU who happens to be Erin’s acquaintance, on BLUE BLOODS, Friday, March 8 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Dawn DeNoon
  DIRECTED BY: Larry Teng
   

• CBS CLARK AND OWEN INVESTIGATE THE MURDER OF A GANG MEMBER IN THE HOUSING PROJECTS, ON “GOLDEN BOY,” FRIDAY, MARCH 8 AT 9:00 PM
  “Young Guns” – Clark investigates an incident in the projects that left a gangbanger dead and a teenager injured. Meanwhile, Arroyo threatens to go public with the wire tape exposing Clark giving a criminal informant confiscated money, on GOLDEN BOY, Friday, March 8 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  WRITTEN BY: Phil Klemmer
  DIRECTED BY: Mike Listo
   

• The CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 4, 2013 (ALL TIMES ET)
  MONDAY, MARCH 4 THE CARRIE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Hush Hush” (TV-14, DL) (HDTV)
  SNEAKING AROUND — Carrie (AnnaSophia Robb) is thrilled when the junior-senior lock-in provides the perfect cover for a night out in Manhattan with Larissa (Freema Agyeman) and her Interview co-workers – until a surprising encounter turns her night upside down. Maggie (Katie Findlay) and Mouse (Ellen Wong) confront Sebastian (Austin Butler) about his feelings for Carrie and tell him he better make a grand gesture if he stands any chance of winning her back. Harlan (guest star Scott Cohen) finally convinces Tom (Matt Letscher) to go on a double date, with surprising results. Meanwhile, Maggie tries to find the courage to tell Walt (Brendan Dooling) about Simon (guest star Josh Salatin) before Donna LaDonna (Chloe Bridges) does. Amy Heckerling directed the episode written by Marc Halsey (#108.) Producer's Preview
   

• The CW MONDAY, MARCH 4 90210 — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Life’s a Beach” (Content RatingTBD) (HDTV)
  LIAM MIXES BUSINESS AND PLEASURE WITH DISASTEROUS RESULTS — Liam (Matt Lanter) decides to open his own custom surfboard shop for women, but things get complicated when he becomes romantically involved with his first investor. Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) tries to convince Mark (guest star Charlie Weber) to stay in Los Angeles after he receives an offer to be head chef at a restaurant in New York, while Dixon (Tristan Wilds) convinces Silver (Jessica Stroup) to direct Michaela’s (guest star Lyndon Smith) first music video before she gets pregnant. Shenae Grimes, Michael Steger, Trevor Donovan and Jessica Lowndes also star. Michael Zinberg directed the episode written by Bill Brown (#516).
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 5 HART OF DIXIE — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “We are Never Ever Getting Back Together” (Content Rating TBD) (HDTV)
  TAKING SIDES — Zoe (Rachel Bilson) tries to keep her feelings about Wade (Wilson Bethel) under control, causing her to become overly protective when it comes to Rose (guest star McKaley Miller) and her boyfriend. Lavon (Cress Williams) and Wade are forced to work together at the church’s casino fundraiser, but when money goes missing suspicion immediately falls on Wade. Meanwhile, Brick (Tim Matheson) and Shelby’s (guest star Laura Bell Bundy) big decision about their relationship pushes a concerned Lemon (Jaime King) to try and sabotage things with the help of George (Scott Porter.) David Paymer directed the episode written by Jamie Gorenberg (#217). Preview
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 8 NIKITA — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Reunion” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  NIKITA AND AMANDA ARE CAPTURED — In order to gain control of the black box, Amanda (Melinda Clarke) makes plans to kidnap Ari’s (guest star Peter Outerbridge) son Stefan (guest star Dylan Minnette) to use him as leverage. Still in Division’s protective custody, Ari begs Nikita (Maggie Q) for help. However, Stefan’s bodyguard Krieg (guest star Andrew Divoff) manages to capture both Nikita and Amanda and the two must work together to escape. Owen (Devon Sawa) is furious with Michael (Shane West) after Michael assigns Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) to be Nikita’s back-up instead of him. Aaron Stanford also stars. Jon Cassar directed the episode written by Terry Matalas & Travis Fickett (#313).
   

• The CW FRIDAY, MARCH 8 “CULT” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Being Billy” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  A DANGEROUS GAME OF ROLE PLAYING — Jeff (Matt Davis) finds a surprise visitor in Nate’s apartment who tells him about a dangerous on-campus game that Nate had been hosting known as “Being Billy,” which involves role-playing scenes from past “Cult” episodes. Jeff and Skye (Jessica Lucas) follow clues that might explain the next scene the players will try to recreate. Meanwhile, E.J. (guest star Stacy Farber “Degrassi: The Next Generation”) searches Nate’s laptop and finds that he’s been active online and sent a cryptic email to a hidden recipient list. On the television show, Kelly (Alona Tal) confronts Billy (Robert Knepper). Jim Conway directed the episode written by Megan Martin (#103). -- Schedule Update  Preview
  “CULT” MOVES TO FRIDAY NIGHTS AT 9:00
  February 27, 2013 (Burbank, CA) - CULT will move to its new night on Friday, March 8 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET), as investigative journalist Jeff Sefton (Matt Davis) searches for his missing brother and uncovers the dark underworld of the TV show “Cult” and its rabid fans. The series also stars Jessica Lucas as Skye Yarrow, Alona Tal as Kelly Collins and Robert Knepper as Billy Grimm.
  Encore episodes of CW series will take over the Tuesday, 9:00-10:00 p.m. timeslot, beginning with BEAUTY AND THE BEAST on March 5.
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  CLEVELAND QUITS HIS JOB ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MARCH 3, ON FOX
  Another All-New Episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW Airs Tonight at 8:30/7:30c!
  Cleveland takes an offer from his boss, Mr. Waterman, to quit his job with six months of severance pay, but struggles to find a way to tell Donna. Meanwhile, Rallo finds a handsome and charming man (guest star Kid Cudi) for Roberta (Reagan Gomez), after Federline forgets their anniversary, but Rallo is shocked to discover that the new guy is a strict disciplinarian when it comes to kids in the all-new "Brownsized" episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 3 (7:30-8:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-413) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Reagan Gomez as Roberta Tubbs; Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry
  Guest Voice Cast: Scott “Kid Cudi” Mescudi as Devon
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  “THE SIMPSONS”— (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  HOMER DISCOVERS HIS DAD’S SECRET IDENTITY ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 3, ON FOX
  Homer’s obsession with the TV show “Storage Battles” leads the family to discover Grampa’s past identity as “Gorgeous Godfrey,” the most feared, villainous man in pro-wrestling history. What’s more, he was once revered by a young Montgomery Burns who now convinces Grampa to get back in the ring. But when Bart starts to adopt some of his grandfather’s former cheating ways, Grampa must reconcile with his past before it’s too late on the “Gorgeous Grampa” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 3 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-2406) (TV-PG D, L, V)
  Voice Cast: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson; Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson; Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson and Nelson; Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson; Harry Shearer as Skinner; Pamela Hayden as Milhouse and Jimbo; Tress MacNeille as Dolph
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  --“THE CLEVELAND SHOW”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  RALLO’S EGO GETS OUT OF CONTROL ON AN ALL-NEW "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" SUNDAY, MARCH 3, ON FOX
  Another All-New Episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW Airs Tonight at 7:30/6:30c!
  Rallo thinks he’s a stud bowler when he keeps scoring strikes by using the gutter rails. But when his prowess goes to his head, Donna reveals to him the hard truth: little kids mostly suck at everything. Meanwhile, Cleveland, Lester, Holt and Terry decide that their friendship has become too predictable, and attempt to spice things up by taking a road trip to an abandoned amusement park in the all-new “Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)” episode of THE CLEVELAND SHOW airing Sunday, March 3 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLE-409) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
  Voice Cast: Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Rallo Tubbs; Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs; Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Jr. and Lester; Reagan Gomez as Roberta Tubbs; Jason Sudeikis as Holt and Terry
   

• FOX SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  --“BOB’S BURGERS”— (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  EUGENE ENCOUNTERS A MYSTERIOUS TALKING TOILET ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 3, ON FOX
  In an homage to “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial,” Gene finds an expensive talking toilet and befriends it. Together with Louise and Tina, the Belcher kids help the toilet hide from the evil toilet hunter in the all-new “O.T. The Outside Toilet” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 3 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-302) (TV-PG D, L)
  Voice Cast: H. Jon Benjamin as Bob; Dan Mintz as Tina; Eugene Mirman as Gene; John Roberts as Linda; Kristen Schaal as Louise
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 4
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of BONES and THE FOLLOWING are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“BONES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A SURVIVOR OF THE SIERRA LEONE WAR ON AN ALL-NEW “BONES” MONDAY, MARCH 4, ON FOX
  The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of Symchay Conteh, a young man whose remains were found in a barrel at a hazardous waste disposal facility. They discover that the victim was an immigrant from Sierra Leone working numerous part-time jobs in order to make ends meet Meanwhile, as the team gets deeper into the investigation, Cam and Arastoo (guest star Pej Vahdat) find it even more difficult to keep their relationship a secret and Brennan and Booth try to decide on a vacation destination in the all-new “The Survivor in the Soap” episode of BONES airing Monday, March 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-814) (TV-14 D, L, V)
  Cast: Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance Brennan; David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth; TJ Thyne as Dr. Jack Hodgins; Michaela Conlin as Angela Montenegro; Tamara Taylor as Dr. Camille “Cam” Saroyan; John Francis Daley as Dr. Lance Sweets
  Guest Cast: Pej Vahdat as Arastoo Vaziri; Danny Woodburn as Alex Radziwill; Kareem Grimes as Brima Chalobah; Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine as Joseph Mbarga; Adam Kulbersh as Wilford Hamilton; Annie Fitzgerald as Kimberly Singer; Patrick Brown as FBI Tech.
   

• FOX MONDAY, MARCH 4
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JOE CARROLL MAKES A SURPRISING MOVE ON AN ALL-NEW “THE FOLLOWING” MONDAY, MARCH 4, ON FOX
  With the help of attorney Olivia Warren (Renee Elise Goldsberry), Joe Carroll makes a case against Ryan and the FBI to be transferred to a different facility, but Ryan suspects a larger plan may be at play. Meanwhile, Emma and Joey arrive at a meeting point and come across another one of Roderick’s men who has a secret of his own in the all-new “Let Me Go” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Monday, March 4 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT on FOX. (FOL-107) (TV-14 L, V)
  Cast: Kevin Bacon as Ryan Hardy; James Purefoy as Joe Carroll; Natalie Zea as Claire Matthews; Annie Parisse as FBI Specialist Debra Parker; Shawn Ashmore as Agent Mike Weston; Valorie Curry as Emma; Adan Canto as Paul; Nico Tortorella as Jacob; Kyle Catlett as Joey Matthews
  Guest Cast: Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Deidre Mitchell; Renee Elise Goldsberry as Olivia Warren; Jacinto Tara Riddick as Bo; Audrey Esparza as Dana Montero; Tom Lipinski as Charlie Mead; Arian Moayed as David; Tom Degnan as Marshall Ferguson; Annika Boras as Louise
   

• FOX THURSDAY, MARCH 7
  “GLEE”—(9:30-10:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LIGHTS, CAMERA, GLEE! ON AN ALL-NEW “GLEE” THURSDAY, MARCH 7 ON FOX
  FEATURING THE MILESTONE 500th MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
  GLEE Airs at a Special Time Tonight!
  As everyone recovers from Will and Emma’s wedding, the glee club is given the assignment to sing their favorite song from a movie. Meanwhile in New York, Santana makes herself at home in the loft a little too quickly for Rachel and Kurt’s comfort. Also, the members of New Directions sing the hit series’ landmark 500th musical performance in the all-new “Girls (And Boys) On Film” episode of GLEE airing at a special time Thursday, March 7 (9:30-10:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GLE-415) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester; Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester; Lea Michele as Rachel Berry; Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson; Chris Colfer as Kurt; Kevin McHale as Artie; Amber Riley as Mercedes; Mark Salling as Puck; Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina; Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez; Dianna Agron as Quinn; Heather Morris as Brittany; Darren Criss as Blaine Anderson; Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans; and Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury.
  Guest Cast: Valerie Mahaffey as Rose Pillsbury; Don Most as Rusty Pillsbury; Vanessa Lengies as Sugar Motta; Samuel Larsen as Joe Hart; Jacob Artist as Jake Puckerman; Melissa Benoist as Marley Rose; Dean Geyer as Brody Weston; Becca Tobin as Kitty; Alex Newell as Wade Adams; and Blake Jenner as Ryder Lynn.
   

• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 8
  --“TOUCH” -- (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  LIVES ARE ON THE LINE AS THE PAIN AND SUFFERING ESCALATE ON AN ALL-NEW “TOUCH” FRIDAY, MARCH 8, ON FOX
  After three years of searching for Amelia, Lucy’s frustration and fury peaks. When she takes matters with Calvin into her own hands, he offers an unthinkable deal for Amelia’s return. As Martin and Jake search for Lucy, they enlist Trevor (guest star Greg Ellis) at Breakwire to help. Meanwhile, Guillermo is reeling from his recent sins in Mexico, and he makes some life-changing decisions after running into a defeated man hiking through the Arizona desert in the all-new “Broken” episode of TOUCH airing Friday, March 8 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (TOU-206) (TV-14 V)
  Cast: Kiefer Sutherland as Martin Bohm, David Mazouz as Jake Bohm, Maria Bello as Lucy Robbins, Saxon Sharbino as Amelia, Lukas Haas as Calvin Norburg and Said Taghmaoui as Guillermo Ortiz.
   

• FX’s hit comedy series, ARCHER airs Thursday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Next On: “Coyote Lovely”
  Archer heads to the Mexican border to capture a notorious coyote, which is Spanish for coyote.
   

• FX’s newest original drama series, THE AMERICANS, airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  Next On: “Trust Me” A mole hunt within the KGB causes suspicion amongst allies and shatters trust within the Jennings’ marriage. Meanwhile, Stan’s plan to keep his mole safe puts her at even greater risk of discovery.
   

• FX’s critically acclaimed drama series, JUSTIFIED, airs Tuesday nights at 10:00 PM ET/PT
  Next On: “The Hatchet Tour” Boyd discovers he still has an Ellen-May problem, while Raylan goes off-book to do some dynamite-fishing with unexpected results.
   

• History The Bible- Premieres Sunday at 8/7c
  Humanity :60 Promo:  All Saints Promo Teaser Trailer
  THE BIBLE is an epic 10-hour/five-part docudrama. The series promises to be a landmark television event, combining one of the greatest collections of stories ever assembled with live action and state-of-the-art CGI.
  "We have many series currently on TV, but this is the most important," said Burnett, one the most successful producers in television history, whose current shows include "Survivor," "The Voice," "The Celebrity Apprentice" and "Shark Tank." "Over the next decade, more people will view our Bible series than all of our other TV series combined."
  MARK BURNETT AND ROMA DOWNEY NAME YOUVERSION'S BIBLE APP THE OFFICIAL APP OF THE BIBLE SERIES
  The Bible App by YouVersion has been named the official companion app of THE BIBLE http://www.bibleseries.tv/ series from Roma Downey and Mark Burnett, premiering 3-3-13 on HISTORY(r). The widely popular app, which is completely free, has been downloaded onto over 80 million smartphones and tablets, making it easier than ever to plug into chapter and verse anytime and anywhere.
  The Bible App offers over 400 versions of the Bible in over 200 languages. Users can access tools like bookmarks, notes, highlights, hundreds of reading plans, and more. Everything you add is automatically synced across any device you use. Content can also be accessed via computer at bible.com.To download the Bible App and learn more about the series, visit http://www.bibleseries.tv or www.bible.com
   

• History is premiering its highly anticipated scripted series VIKINGS on Sunday, March 3 at 10 p.m.
  The extraordinary tales of the lives and epic adventures of these warriors are told in VIKINGS, a new nine-part scripted series premiering Sunday, March 3 at 10 p.m. (ET) on HISTORY(r). The drama portrays the world of these Dark Age raiders, traders, explorers - not from an outsider's view, but, through the eyes of Viking society.
  READ OUR REVIEW and also read interviews with the cast and see many video clips and photos!
  While VIKINGS is filled with conflict, warfare and bloodshed - for these were extreme times - it is a family saga at heart. It follows the adventures of Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel, The Beast, Baytown Outlaws), a curious, compelling man who is always looking to break through barriers and discover new worlds to conquer. A young farmer and family man, Ragnar is deeply frustrated by the unadventurous policies of his local chieftain, Earl Haraldson (Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment, Usual Suspects, Millers Crossing), who continues to send his Vikings raiders east every summer, to the Baltic states and Russia, whose populations are as materially poor as themselves.
  Series Premiere Episode Description (March 3 at 10 p.m.): The world of the Vikings is brought to life through the journey of Ragnar Lothbrok, the first Viking to emerge from Norse legend and onto the pages of history - a man on the edge of myth. Our story begins in 8th century Scandinavia where Ragnar Lothbrok is a warrior and a farmer who dreams of finding riches by bucking the tradition of raiding to the east. Ragnar has been working in secret on a project that will turn the Viking world on its head. But first Ragnar must convince the leader of his community, the powerful Earl Haraldson, who is none too happy to share in the renown that this journey could bring to Ragnar if it's successful.
   

• NBC "DECEPTION" "GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR DEATH"
  03/04/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Monday) : Robert begins to suspect Joanna’s true motives for coming back into their lives and flies her mother, Beverly, to New York, to help uncover the truth. Meanwhile, Joanna investigates Julian’s girlfriend who works for a rival drug company and finds some suspicious information. Mia offers to save Haverstock by donating her bone marrow but then discovers his true motivation. Sofia pays a visit to a dark character from her past in prison. Featuring guest star John Laroquette. Only Three Episodes Left!
  Due Diligence Robert gives Joanna the third degree on the next Deception, Monday at 10/9c on NBC.
  Butting Heads Is Will's jealousy getting in the way of the investigation? Find out on the next Deception, Monday at 10/9c on NBC.
   

• NBC "GO ON" "DOUBLE DOWN"
  03/05/2013 (09:00PM - 09:30PM) (Tuesday) : RYAN SELF-MEDICATES THROUGH GAMBLING - Ryan (Matthew Perry), still pained from the breakup with Simone, (Piper Perabo) backslides into his old gambling habit, though sternly warned by Lauren (Laura Benanti) to steer clear. But when he receives the life insurance check for his deceased wife, it’s more than he can bear and he starts making bets on anything and everything. Meanwhile Anne (Julie White) meets a stunning, young bookstore clerk, Brittney, (Annie Heise) who turns out to be all beauty and no brains. Lauren comes to Ryan’s rescue by fleecing him at poker and in the aftermath, Ryan bonds with Anne over their respective lost loves.
  Also starring, John Cho, Brett Gelman, Suzy Nakamura, Sarah Baker, Seth Morris, Tonita Castro, Tyler James Williams.
   

• NBC "THE NEW NORMAL" "PARA-NEW NORMAL ACTIVITY"
  03/05/2013 (09:30PM - 10:00PM) (Tuesday) : IT’S HALLOWEEN AND HERE COMES BRYAN BOO BOO? -- NICOLE RICHIE AND GEORGE TAKEI GUEST STAR – Bryan (Andrew Rannells) is getting into the Halloween spirit by doing what he does every year -- decorating the house so that it is the envy of the neighborhood and making his annual trip to the pumpkin patch with his bestie Nicole Richie to spot celebrities. Also, with the help of the ‘Sing’ make-up artist, Sam (guest-star George Takei), Bryan dictates what everyone’s costumes are going to be. However, when he insists on a ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Halloween theme, David (Justin Bartha) rebels and defiantly sports a Tom Brady costume. Meanwhile, Goldie (Georgia King) is still struggling with the on-going custody battle for Shania. Later, Clay (Jayson Blair) makes a shocking announcement that puts Jane (Ellen Barkin) over the edge. NeNe Leaks also stars.
   

• NBC "SMASH" "THE READ-THROUGH"
  03/05/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : Julia’s (Debra Messing) fears increase when Tom (Christian Borle) airs his suspicions of Peter (guest star Daniel Sunjata). Jimmy (Jeremy Jordan) and Kyle (Andy Mientus) confront their own crisis of confidence as “Hit List” is read for the first time. Meanwhile, Ivy (Megan Hilty) realizes her triumph might not be all she hoped when she meets her new co-star, Terry Falls (guest star Sean Hayes), and Karen (Katharine McPhee) wonders if she can trust Jimmy. Anjelica Huston, Jack Davenport and Krysta Rodriguez also star. Sean Hayes, Daniel Sunjata and Nikki Blonsky guest star.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "LOST IN TRANSITION"
  03/06/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Wednesday) : GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN – Whitney (Whitney Cummings) can’t hold back her excitement at the opportunity to reconnect with her half-sister, but when the reason behind Lauren’s (guest star Natasha Leggero) visit is revealed, Whitney realizes she must support her sibling’s life-changing decision. Meanwhile, Alex (Chris D’Elia) and Mark (Dan O’Brien) try to cheer up a newly dumped and depressed R.J. (Tone Bell) after discovering him soaking in his bathtub. Rhea Seehorn and Zoe Lister-Jones also star.
   

• NBC "COMMUNITY" "COOPERATIVE ESCAPISM IN FAMILIAL RELATIONS"
  03/07/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Thursday) : JEFF FINALLY REUNITES WITH HIS ESTRANGED FATHER – THE STUDY GROUP HEADS TO SHIRLEY’S FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER – JAMES BROLIN GUEST STARS – The study group heads to Shirley's (Yvette Nicole Brown) for a Bennett-filled thanksgiving, which is so awkward that they immediately begin plotting their escape. Meanwhile, Jeff (Joel McHale) heads to his estranged father William's house (guest star James Brolin), whom he hasn't seen since he was a child. Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Alison Brie, Danny Pudi, Donald Glover and Jim Rash also star.
  Community the Sitcom Troy and Abed's antics get a new take in this "laugh track" version!
  Oktoberfest at Greendale The study group plans an elaborate Oktoberfest celebration! But is it all just to trick the Germans?
  Troy and Abed's Podcast Troy and Abed invite one of the Germans on their show.
   

• NBC "1600 PENN"
  "LIVE FROM THE LINCOLN BEDROOM"
  03/07/2013 (09:31PM - 10:01PM) (Thursday) : SKIP CREATES HIS VERY OWN PODCAST—When Skip (Josh Gad) decides to start an official podcast of the Gilchrist White House, much to Marshall’s (Andre Holland) dismay, he makes a surprising personal discovery that may have an impact on his relationship with his father (Bill Pullman). Meanwhile, Becca (Martha MacIsaac) interferes with Emily’s (Jenna Elfman) parenting decision regarding Marigold’s (Amara Miller) academic future, which leaves them at odds with one another. Benjamin Stockham also stars.
   

• NBC GRIMM Returns Friday, March 8 at 9/8c
  Facebook  Twitter.com #Grimm Tumblr Pinterest Preview
  "GRIMM" "FACE OFF"
  03/08/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Friday) : NICK MUST FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF LEARNING THE TRUTH ABOUT JULIETTE -- After Nick (David Giuntoli) learns about Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) and Captain Renard (Sasha Roiz), he must deal with the consequences. Things get even more complicated when Nick is called to investigate his own crime. Meanwhile, the search for the key intensifies as Captain Renard finds Nick’s trailer and makes a surprising alliance. With Rosalee’s (Bree Turner) help, Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) informs Nick that they might be able to stop what’s going on with Renard and Juliette before it goes too far. Elsewhere, Wu (Reggie Lee) responds to a bizarre shooting at Nick and Juliette’s house. Claire Coffee also stars.
   

• SYFY Being Human – Airs Mondays at 9/8c.
  Catch a glimpse into Monday’s ‘Your Body is a Condemned Wonderland.’ Sally starts thinking that she may be decomposing. Meanwhile, it looks like Josh may propose to Nora! I’m excited for them, but I’m worried about Liam – and I think they should be, too.
  Besides the usual sneak peek & clips, watch Sally goof around in a short, special clip below.
  Your Body is a Condemned Wonderland – Sneak Peek Sally tries to figure out what’s wrong with your body. Meanwhile, Aidan’s past catches up with him (again). And, will Josh & Nora ever get their happily ever after?
  Vampire vs. Werewolf – Clip Aidan defends himself against Erin.
  Mercy Kill – Clip Liam puts Erin down. For good.
  Bloopers from Season 3, Ep. 7 – Interview Clip Get a laugh at a couple of Megan Rath’s outtakes from Season 3, Episode 7.
   

• SYFY Continuum  On Monday night at 8 p.m., Kiera and Carlos will investigate two murder suicides.
  Playtime - Sneak Peek Kiera and Carlos investigate two murder suicides.
  Kiera Camercon, Girl Detective - Clip Kiera investigates Carlos' involvement with a murder victim.
  The Eyes Have It - Clip Kiera uses future tech to identify a killer - who attacks Carlos in his home.
   

• SYFY Lost Girl-Airs Mondays at 10:30/9:30c.
  And later in the evening, Bo returns to where it all started.
  There's Bo Place Like Home - Sneak Peek Bo faces the daunting task of having to return to where it all started: down home on the farm.
  SYFY RENEWS SEXY SUPERNATURAL SERIES LOST GIRL - #1 CABLE DRAMA AMONG ADULTS 18-49 AND ADULTS 25-54 IN ITS TIME PERIOD - FOR FOURTH SEASON BEGINNING IN 2014
  NEW YORK - February 28, 2013 - Syfy has renewed its sexy supernatural series Lost Girl - the #1 original cable drama among Adults 18-49 and Adults 25-54 in its time period - for a fourth season. The all-new 13 episode fourth season will begin airing in 2014.
  In the series' current third season, which ends Monday, April 22 at 10PM (ET/PT), Lost Girl is averaging 676,000 Adults 18-49, 721,000 Adults 25-54 and 1.3 million total viewers.
   

• Syfy Merlin Friday March 10/9c "With All My Heart"
  Merlin has to move fast before Morgana’s twisted control over Gwen manages to get any further out of hand, but only the most powerful magic can save the Queen. As the High Priestess tightens her grip on Camelot, she is determined not to give up her puppet without a fight.
  Sneak Peek  Next episode
   

• TBS COUGAR TOWN New Episode: "Make It Better" - Tuesday, March 5, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT) - Rating TV-14-DL
  Jules' dad, Chick (guest star Ken Jenkins), spends some time at her house while recovering from an injury. During his stay, Jules experiences extreme stomach pain, but she's too stubborn to let her dad know. And Bobby and Grayson attempt to teach Travis how to be a "playa."
  Directed by Courteney Cox Written by Rachel Specter & Audrey Wauchope Co-Created by Bill Lawrence & Kevin Biegel
   

• TNT Southland New Episode: "Under the Big Top" - Wednesday, March 6, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Lydia and Reuben track the killer of a man whose body was slow cooked down to the bone. John and Lucero settle into their new friendship during a day filled with strange calls. Ben and Sammy respond to an insane bank robbery in which the suspects throw cash out into the streets as they make their escape in a getaway car.
  Directed by Felix Alcala Written By Sara Gran Created by Anne Biderman
   

• TNT Dallas New Episode: "The Furious and The Fast" Monday, March 4, 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  In the aftermath of John Ross and Sue Ellen's coup to take over Ewing Energies, Bobby retaliates with his brother's help, Gary (guest star Ted Shackelford), leaving the family in a Mexican standoff. Meanwhile, Pamela is caught between Christopher and John Ross, as the cousins clash, with it all culminating in a winner-take-all car race.
  Directed by Rodney Charters Written by Julia Cohen
   

• TNT Monday Mornings New Episode: "The Legend And The Fall" - TV-14-DL - Monday, March 4, at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  Hooten's mentor, Dr. Arvin Wayne (guest star Hal Holbrook), walks into the wrong procedure on the wrong day, leading the surgeons at Chelsea General to question the cognitive abilities of one of the hospital's elder statesmen. When a top competitive swimmer suffers a seizure in the emergency room, Villanueva follows his gut - leading to a surprising diagnosis. Tina must perform a risky transvenous thrombolysis with Ty and Michelle's help. And Sydney implies that Lieberman (guest star Jonathan Silverman) might be a crummy doctor for missing the signs of bacterial endocarditis in a former patient.
  Directed by Greg Hoblit Written by Amanda Johns & Sanjay Gupta & David E. Kelley
  Created by David E. Kelley Based on the novel by Sanjay Gupta M.D.
   

• USA NETWORK THIS WEEK, CATCH THE GRIPPING SEASON FINALE OF "WHITE COLLAR"
  USA is bringing you a heart-pounding season finale of WHITE COLLAR and a new PSYCH episode tapped with love. Plus, catch an adrenaline-filled episode of WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW.
  TUESDAY, MARCH 5
  WHITE COLLAR - "In the Wind"- 10/9c - SEASON FINALE!
  In this season finale, Neal (Matt Bomer) and Peter (Tim DeKay) are one heist away from retrieving the evidence box hidden inside the Empire State Building. Meanwhile, Senator Pratt (guest star Titus Welliver) enlisted a small army of FBI agents to find the box before Neal. Guest stars: Diahann Caroll, Hilarie Burton, Jim Rebhorn, Titus Welliver and Emily Procter
   

• USA NETWORK  WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 PSYCH "Juliet Takes a Luvvah"  LOVE PREVAILS IN "PSYCH" Gus gets a girlfriend, and Juliet goes undercover on an online dating site to catch a killer while Shawn tries to holster his jealousy. Guest stars: Cybill Shepherd, Parminder Nagra, Sage Brocklebank, and Ethan Sandler. READ OUR REVIEW!

NON-FICTION

• ABC NEXT WEEK ON THE BACHELOR: THE WOMEN TELL ALL (3/4)
  SEAN FACES THE WOMEN HE REJECTED, WHILE TIERRA CONFRONTS THE OTHER BACHELORETTES AND THE CLAWS COME OUT, ON "THE BACHELOR: THE WOMEN TELL ALL," MONDAY, MARCH 4 ON ABC
  A Scorned AshLee Goes Ballistic... Viewers Will be Shocked by an Off-Screen Moment Between Sean and the Misunderstood Bachelorette
  Chris Harrison and Sean Take Los Angeles by Storm, Boarding the Bachelor Bus and Surprising Fans at Their Viewer Parties in a Special Feature
  "The Women Tell All" - There were highs and lows during Sean's unforgettable season - and then there was Tierra, the most controversial bachelorette of the group. Tierra, who has been the woman viewers and the other bachelorettes have loved to hate all season, will return to have her chance to defend herself. Will she apologize for her behavior? Will she fight back and be her fiery self, or will viewers see another side of her? It's an explosive reunion viewers won't want to miss, as the most memorable and fan favorite bachelorettes from this season - including AshLee, Desiree, Lesley M., Tierra, Selma, Sarah, Kacie B. -- return to confront each other and Sean one last time on national television to tell their side of the story. Sarah seeks closure from Sean; Desiree explains about her journey of self-discovery; and a devastated AshLee reveals what she was thinking when Sean let her go in Thailand. Follow Sean and Chris on the Bachelor Bus as they shock fans at their viewer parties in the Los Angeles area, and take a sneak peek at the Season Finale and the final two bachelorettes - Catherine and Lindsay -- on "The Bachelor: The Women Tell All," MONDAY, MARCH 4 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
  Fireworks erupt when Tierra, this season's most divisive woman, takes the hot seat and tells her side of the story. The women are on the war path. If she thought she was being sweet and innocent, they thought she was delusional and fake. Then Tierra targets AshLee for their explosive fight, blaming her for being a bully and ganging up on her. But AshLee lashes back that Tierra shouldn't have called her a "liar." In the end, what -- if anything -- did Tierra learn from her "Bachelor" experience?
  Heartbroken fan favorite Sarah is desperate to learn from Sean why he sent her home. She admits she was falling for Sean, and that he made her feel so special that she thought for sure she was "the one." She is eager to move forward to try and find that special man in her life.
   
• ABC RAPPER COOLIO AND ROCKSTAR MARK MCGRATH SWAP LIVES, ON ABC'S "CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP"
  "Coolio/Mark McGrath" - The wife and the girlfriend of two of the biggest names in '90s music swap lives and homes for one week, on "Celebrity Wife Swap," TUESDAY, MARCH 5 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  In "Celebrity Wife Swap," two mothers of celebrity families, each with opposing values, trade households, lifestyles and children (but not bedrooms) in a week-long challenge. In the first part of the exchange, each mom moves into the other's home and agrees to follow a manual of "household rules" written by the departing mother, including how to parent, manage their social life, do house work, unwind and more. Everything changes in the second half of the week, when "new mommy" takes charge, introduces her own set of rules and runs the "nest" her way. At the end of the week the two couples meet for the first time. In a raw, honest and highly-charged exchange of views, the couples will make frank assessments of each another and discuss their experiences, having had a very real taste of what life would be like in someone else's family.
   
• ABC THE TASTE: Seduction (3/5)
  SEVEN PASSIONATE COOKS VIE FOR A SPOT IN THE FINALS AS THEY TEMPT THE JUDGES' TASTE BUDS WITH A SINGLE SEDUCTIVE SPOONFUL, ON ABC'S "THE TASTE"
  "Seduction" - The battle to make it to the finals begins as seven semi-finalists must seduce the taste buds of mentors Bourdain, Lawson, Lefebvre and Malarkey with their most sumptuous spoonfuls yet. Mentored by guest chef Ingrid Hoffman, the seduction team challenge winner is awarded a kitchen full of top-of-the-line gourmet cookware. With no immunity as a safety net, there is a divisive battle between the judges; three talented cooks are sent home and four move on the finals on this week's episode of "The Taste," TUESDAY, MARCH 5 (9:00-10:00 p.m., ET) on ABC.
   
• ABC Thursday March 7 Shark Tank 8:00pm
  TBA
   
• ABC On "Shark Tank," Friday, March 8
  WANNBE ENTREPRENEURS INCLUDE A FORMER RODEO RIDER WITH A UNIQUE WORKOUT PROGRAM, AND A COUPLE WHO TRAVEL THE COUNTRY AND THROW PARTIES FOR KIDS FROM THEIR CUSTOM-FITTED DISCO VAN, ON ABC'S "SHARK TANK"
  "Episode 417" - A former rodeo rider turned physical fitness trainer from Mead, CO pitches his workout program that teaches people how to exercise in their heart rate zone; a couple from Narberth, PA want to turn their traveling, custom fitted disco van that's used to throw dance parties for kids into a big money operation; and two friends from Greensburg, PA hope the Sharks will agree with their claim that their cell phone case design is indeed damage proof. In a follow up segment, Raven Thomas from Gilbert, AZ gives an update on the Painted Pretzel, which Mark Cuban invested in during Season 3, on "Shark Tank," FRIDAY, MARCH 8 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.
  The Sharks in this episode of "Shark Tank" are Mark Cuban, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec, Daymond John and Kevin O'Leary.
   
• ABC Friday March 8
  20/20 TBA
   
• ABC Saturday March 9
  20/20 SATURDAY
  TBA
   
• CBS "60 MINUTES" LISTINGS FOR SUNDAY, MARCH 3, 2013
  THE LIFE AND DEATH OF CLAY HUNT – More active duty military died last year from suicide than in combat. The number of veterans who die by their own hand is also alarmingly high. Byron Pitts reports on Clay Hunt, a Marine combat veteran who was wounded in battle and later diagnosed with PTSD and depression. Hunt tried to help other veterans struggling with illness and the experiences of war, but lost his own battle and committed suicide. David Schneider is the producer.
  CHINA’S REAL ESTATE MOGUL – One of the richest self-made billionaire women in the world, Zhang Xin is one of China’s largest developers of office space, whose boldly designed skyscrapers have created signature skylines in Beijing. Xin speaks to Lesley Stahl about her business empire, her country, and its prospects. Shachar Bar-On is the producer.
  CHINA’S REAL ESTATE BUBBLE – Real estate, especially residential, has been one of the driving forces of the hot Chinese economy. But now a bubble has been created that could lead to a debt crisis many fear could bring the world’s second largest economy to a standstill. Lesley Stahl reports. Shachar Bar-On is the producer.
   
• CBS ONE TEAM’S RACE REMAINS IN JEOPARDY DUE TO A MEDICAL CONDITION AND RACERS LEARN FIRSTHAND WHAT A “SHEMOZZLE” RACE IS, ON “THE AMAZING RACE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  “Like James Bond Again” – One Team’s Race remains in jeopardy as they battle through a debilitating injury, while Racers get down and dirty in New Zealand’s Shemozzle Race, on THE AMAZING RACE, Sunday, March 3 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award nominee Phil Keoghan (@philkeoghan) is the host.
   
• CBS WHEN A MEDICAL EMERGENCY STRIKES, ONE CASTAWAY’S ABILITY TO PLAY THE GAME IS IN DANGER, on "SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6
  "Kill or Be Killed" — After suffering a medical emergency, one Castaway’s ability to play the game is in danger, on SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS vs. FAVORITES, Wednesday, March 6 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
   
• CBS THE CEO OF SKI RESORT SQUAW VALLEY FACES HARSH WINTER ELEMENTS DURING A SKI PATROL SAFETY CHECK, ON “UNDERCOVER BOSS,” FRIDAY, MARCH 8
  Olympic Gold Medalist Jonny Moseley Helps CEO Andy Wirth Keep His True Identity a Secret
  “Squaw Valley” – Andy Wirth, President and CEO of Squaw Valley and Alpine Meadows, two ski resorts located in Lake Tahoe, ventures to the top of an unsafe cliff to post warning signs while training with a ski patrol. Olympic Gold Medalist Jonny Moseley joins Wirth in a ruse to help protect his true identity in the small ski town, on UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, March 8 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
  UNDERCOVER BOSS is produced by Studio Lambert. Stephen Lambert, Eli Holzman and Chris Carlson are executive producers.
   
• CBS Saturday March 9 48 Hours (HD)
  Two episodes 9:00-10:00 and 10:00-11:00
  TBA
   
• Discovery An all-new episode of "The Devil's Ride" premieres this Monday, March 4th at 10 PM ET/PT.
  "Dangerous Tactics" (Episode 203) Without an elected Prez in place, the Devils Danny Boy and Sandman are making moves to take control of the club. Meanwhile, ousted Devil Snubz risks life and limb behind enemy lines to infiltrate Sin Mob in hopes to regain the Devils trust and nearly gets burned! Sin Mob is bolstering their ranks taking on a new member, Grizz. With his intimidating size and years of experience in the motorcycle underworld he is sure to boost the club's credibility and strength. Sin Mob enters a dirt car race to win money for the club, but when Sandman catches wind of their plan, he schemes without the approval of the club. When the Devils show up to the race to challenge Sin Mob for the $5000 prize, the two clubs come face to face, and the risk to win puts members of both clubs in harm's way. CLIP #1 Snubz Tattoo CLIP #2 Dirt Race
   
• Discovery Channel will make its inaugural appearance this year at SXSW with Deadliest Catch's Twitter for Tough Guys. The panel will take place on Saturday, March 9 from 12:30-1:30 p.m. That evening, viewers of the series and aficionados of great music are invited to The Captains' Concert.
  VIDEO CLIP (Featuring Captain Sig Hansen):
  'DEADLIEST CATCH' CAPTAINS TRADE BERING SEA FOR AUSTIN AND MAKE SXSW DEBUT
  - Captains Sig Hansen, Johnathan Hillstrand and Keith Colburn to Discuss 'Twitter for Tough Guys' and to Host 'Captains' Concert' -
  LOS ANGELES - Social media is about transparency and breaking down barriers. But what happens when the passionate fans, captains and crews of Discovery Channel's DEADLIEST CATCH take to these platforms to extend their relationships beyond the TV screen?
  Attendees of the 20th Annual SXSW Interactive Festival will find out next month when Discovery Channel makes its inaugural appearance with Deadliest Catch's Twitter for Tough Guys Schedule . Captains Sig Hansen, Johnathan Hillstrand and Keith Colburn will candidly discuss the role social media has played in their relationship with their fans. The panel will also offer an in-depth look at the role social media has played in the groundbreaking series, returning in April, and give SXSW goers an exclusive world premiere clip from the ninth season of DEADLIEST CATCH.
  Deadliest Catch's Twitter for Tough Guys Saturday, March 9 | 12:30-1:30pm | Hyatt Regency Austin | Austin, TX 
  Additionally, the session will look at how Discovery Channel has encouraged its fans to interact with the series - from popular social media reloads to live, on-air Tweets integrated into last year's AFTER THE CATCH episodes to innovating across platforms and generating record social media buzz for the series. Proper SXSW Interactive http://sxsw.com/interactive  credentials are required to attend this panel.
   
• FOX TUESDAY, MARCH 5
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: RAISING HOPE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT are preempted tonight.]
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE SECOND PHASE OF THE SEMIFINALIST ROUNDS BEGIN ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” TUESDAY, MARCH 5, ON FOX
  Three-Night Event begins on a Special Night!
  First LIVE Episode of the Season!
  In the season’s first live show, 10 of 20 semifinalists will perform LIVE from Las Vegas for America’s vote. Tune in to the all-new “1st 10 Semifinalists Perform – LIVE” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing on a special night, Tuesday, March 5 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1225/26) (TV-14 D, L)
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
  FOX PRESS RELEASE: Five More Semifinalists Chosen to Round Out the Top 20 on AMERICAN IDOL
  LAZARO ARBOS, NICK BODDINGTON, VINCENT POWELL, CORTEZ SHAW AND BURNELL TAYLOR ROUND OUT THE TOP 20 SEMIFINALISTS ON “AMERICAN IDOL”
  “AMERICAN IDOL” GOES LIVE AND VOTING BEGINS NEXT WEEK
  TOP 10 GIRLS COMPETE TUESDAY, MARCH 5; TOP 10 GUYS COMPETE WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6; FINALISTS ANNOUNCED THURSDAY, MARCH 7, ON FOX
  Tonight, AMERICAN IDOL named the final set of guys who will join the Top 20. They are Lazaro Arbos, 21, from Naples, FL; Nick Boddington, 27, from Memphis, TN; Vincent Powell, 29, from Austin, TX; Cortez Shaw, 21, from Dallas, TX; and Burnell Taylor, 19, from New Orleans, LA.
  The five guys who made it through tonight join the 15 semifinalists who already have made it to the Top 20: Girls – Janelle Arthur, Aubrey Cleland, Candice Glover, Kree Harrison, Amber Holcomb, Zoanette Johnson, Adriana Latonio, Angela Miller, Breanna Steer and Tenna Torres; Guys – Charlie Askew, Curtis Finch, Jr., Paul Jolley, Elijah Liu and Devin Velez.
  Next week, AMERICAN IDOL will air on three consecutive nights and it will be up to America to decide who becomes a finalist. On Tuesday, March 5 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed), live from Las Vegas, the Top 10 girl semifinalists take the stage and sing their hearts out for America and the judges in hopes of winning America’s vote. On Wednesday, March 6 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed), it is the Top 10 guy semifinalists’ turn to perform. On the most dramatic night of the competition so far, this season’s finalists will be announced live from the IDOL stage in Los Angeles on a special 90-minute episode airing Thursday, March 7 (8:00-9:30 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX.
   
• FOX WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6
  **TWO-HOUR EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE REMAINING SEMIFINALISTS SING FOR AMERICA’S VOTES ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6, ON FOX
  Second Night of Special Three-Night Event!
  Tonight, the remaining 10 singing hopefuls take the stage in Las Vegas to show the nation why they deserve to remain in the competition. Watch your favorites perform LIVE on the “2nd 10 Semifinalists Perform – LIVE” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Wednesday, March 6 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live /PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1227/28) (TV-14 D, L).
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
  THURSDAY, MARCH 7
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 1: Please note the special length of AMERICAN IDOL and the special start and end times for GLEE tonight.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 2: Local news/programming will follow GLEE beginning at 10:30 PM ET/PT.]
  [EDITOR’S NOTE 3: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of GLEE is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
   
• FOX **90-MINUTE EPISODE**—“AMERICAN IDOL”—(8:00-9:30 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  THE FINALISTS ARE REVEALED! ON AN ALL-NEW “AMERICAN IDOL” THURSDAY, MARCH 7, ON FOX
  Super-Sized 90-Minute Episode on Third Night of Special Three-Night Event!
  Tonight in a special extended edition, America’s vote and the AMERICAN IDOL finalists will be revealed in the first elimination show LIVE from Los Angeles on the “Finalists Announced” episode of AMERICAN IDOL airing Thursday, March 7 (8:00-9:30 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. (ID-1225-28A) (TV-14 D, L).
  Host: Ryan Seacrest
  Judges: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban
   
• FOX FRIDAY, MARCH 8
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: An audio description (AD) for tonight’s episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“KITCHEN NIGHTMARES”—(8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  CHEF RAMSAY’S QUEST TO HELP A TYRANNICAL BISTRO OWNER CONTINUES ON AN ALL-NEW “KITCHEN NIGHTMARES” FRIDAY, MARCH 8, ON FOX
  Second of a Special Two-Part Episode
  In the second part of a special two-part episode, Chef Ramsay is back in Ohio farm country, hoping to snap restaurant owner Joe out of his state of denial. Joe has remained defiant and defensive, taking great pride in deflecting the advice Ramsay has to offer. Joe is living in a fantasy world, which drives Ramsay to contemplate leaving the restaurant. With a total revamp of the menu and décor, find out if Ramsay can fix the bigger problems at play in the all-new “Mill Street Bistro, Pt. 2” episode of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES airing Friday, March 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KN-507) (TV-14 L)
  Cast: Gordon Ramsay
   
• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 9
  [EDITOR’S NOTE: Audio descriptions (AD) for tonight’s episodes of THE FOLLOWING and HELL’S KITCHEN are available on the SAP Audio Channel.]
  --“COPS”—(8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  OFFICERS TAKE ON A STRESSFUL CASE ON AN ALL-NEW “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX
  Officers from the Portland Police Bureau must assist an older man after he crashes his car into a sign, takes off on foot and collapses after complaining of heart problems. Then, the Las Vegas Metro Police Department attempts to stop a van after it makes multiple traffic violations, and the officers discover possible stolen items and crystal meth in the suspect’s pocket. Finally, officers from the Rialto Police Department in California respond to a domestic disturbance call after a couple engages in a heated disagreement over a damaged wall in the all-new “Stupid Behavior #5” episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 9 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2512) (TV-PG L).
   
• FX’s UFC series, THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER, airs Tuesday nights at 9:00 PM ET/PT only on FX.
  His Fist On My Face Hester and Quinlan get ready for war.
  Samman Breaks It Down After a combo KO, Josh Samman relives his fight.
  Hands Up! When the hands go down, "The Hammer" drops too. Watch The Ultimate Fighter Tuesdays at 9 ET/PT on FX with replays on FUEL TV.
   
• HBO Watch as Tony Award-winning playwright, John Guare, mentors student writers in the HBO special, JOHN GUARE: A YOUNGARTS MASTERCLASS, debuting TUESDAY, MARCH 4 (7:30-8:00 p.m. ET/PT) on HBO and re-airing on MARCH 8 (7:30-8:00 p.m. ET/PT) on HBO Family.
  In this all-new YoungArts Masterclass special, three aspiring writers join Oscar-nominated and Tony award-winner, John Guare, for a once-in-a-lifetime workshop in Rome, Italy. His three students receive individual instruction as they each create a short monologues and then join Guare for a constructive critique of their fellow students' efforts. He encourages his students to pursue the "weird vibes," the things that scare them, because a writer shouldn't be a stranger to himself. He urges them to "go into the darkness," noting that the world is already a theater. It’s a writer's job to explore it to the depths and report back.
  JOHN GUARE: A YOUNGARTS MASTERCLASS, debuting TUESDAY, MARCH 4 (7:30-8:00 p.m. ET/PT) on HBO and re-airing on MARCH 8 (7:30-8:00 p.m. ET/PT) on HBO Family.
  And let HBO know what you think on twitter.com @HBODocs #MasterClass.
   
• NBC "DATELINE NBC" "SU2223"
  03/03/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Sunday) :
  What would you do if you won the lottery? Meet people whose dream of winning the jackpot became a reality. One woman has already lost almost half of her millions; one couple is reluctant to spend any money at all; and another lucky couple has visions of sharing some of the winnings with others. While each of their situations is unique, they all have the same fear: losing it all. “Dateline” asks real estate mogul Donald Trump to share his advice on how to handle their instant fortune wisely. Natalie Morales reports. (NEW)
   
• NBC  "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"
  03/02/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday) : SNL ROARS INTO MARCH WITH ALL-STAR LINE-UP INCLUDING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND KEVIN HART
  March 9 – Justin Timberlake/ Justin Timberlake
  NEW YORK -- February 21, 2013 – SNL returns on March 2 with Kevin Hart making his hosting debut. Just finishing his record breaking worldwide arena tour, Hart is currently starring in and producing “Real Husbands of Hollywood,” and will next be seen in the concert film “Let Me Explain” in theaters in the summer.
  Musical guest Macklemore & Ryan Lewis will also make their SNL debut. Their album, “The Heist,” was released in October 2012 and their current hit single, “Thrift Shop” topped the Billboard Hot 100 Chart for four straight weeks.
  "Saturday Night Live" is produced in association with Broadway Video. The creator and executive producer is Lorne Michaels.
   
• NBC THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Returns Sunday, March 3 at 9/8c
  Facebook.com Twitter  #CelebApprentice Pinterest Preview
  "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE"
  ""THE WOLF IN CHARGE OF THE HEN HOUSE""
  03/03/2013 (09:00PM - 11:00PM) (Sunday) : IN THE SEASON PREMIERE, DONALD TRUMP RETURNS TO THE BOARDROOM WITH ALL-STAR CELEBRITIES FROM THE PAST FIVE SEASONS
  Donald Trump tasks 14 returning celebrities to create and sell meatballs in a fundraising competition for charity. One Project Manager takes an unorthodox approach to the task and risks mission failure, while the other team immediately deals with an internal power struggle. Fundraising on both teams sets a new record for a first task, but only one Project Manager will take it all. In the end, one returning All-Star will hear Trump’s feared words: “You’re fired!” Special guests include Kelly Ripa, Michael Strahan, Paul Teutul Sr., Amy Grant, Gilbert Gottfried, Valerie Bertinelli and Nikki Taylor. Boardroom advisors: Ivanka Trump and Piers Morgan. Meet the All-Star Women Meet the All-Star Men
   
• NBC "THE BIGGEST LOSER" "MAKE A DIFFERENCE"
  03/04/2013 (08:00PM - 10:01PM) (Monday) : FASHION GURU TIM GUNN AND CELEBRITY HAIRSTYLIST KEN PAVES GUEST STAR IN FAN FAVORITE MAKEOVER EPISODE -- It’s the eagerly-anticipated makeover week for the final five contestants, who also get the promise of immunity at the next weigh-in if they each lose a certain percentage of body weight. The makeover fun begins with fashion expert Tim Gunn, who works his magic helping the contestants pick out stylish new outfits to flatter their new slimmer selves. And celebrity hairstylist Ken Paves crafts incredible new looks for each player, leading to amazing and dramatic transformations. Then for the first time ever in "Biggest Loser" history, the contestants will all go home for their makeover reveals, where family and friends will all gather to celebrate their transformations in heartwarming, emotional reunions. Later, back at the ranch, the anxious contestants weigh in to see if they all lost enough weight to keep everyone safe from elimination.
   
• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "104A"
  03/05/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : The funniest pranks from season one of “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” are featured in this entertaining “Best of” episode, with America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sending her fearless band of senior citizens to the streets to pull shockingly hilarious clips on the younger generation. Sassy seniors target unsuspecting “marks” with their irreverent behavior, from a senior helping himself to another man’s lunch, a trickster deciding to make his own alterations on a shirt at Costco, and a prankster asking to borrow a cell phone for an emergency and then dialing France. As star of the series, seven-time Emmy Award winner Betty White stars in funny sketches, providing saucy commentary between the pranks and sharing her engaging, comical pearls of wisdom.
   
• NBC "FASHION STAR" "SHOWSTOPPERS"
  03/08/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Friday) : FASHION STAR RETURNS FOR SEASON TWO WITH MENTORS JESSICA SIMPSON, NICOLE RICHIE AND JOHN VARVATOS AND HOST LOUISE ROE - 12 HOPEFUL DESIGNERS COMPETE FOR THE ULTIMATE PRIZE, LAUNCHING THEIR EXCLUSIVE COLLECTION IN MACY’S, SAKS AND EXPRESS – New host Louise Roe (“Plain Jane”) joins returning mentors, Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos, who will guide 12 hopeful designers as they vie for the ultimate prize, launching their Exclusive Collections in Macy's, Saks and - new to the Fashion Star Runway - Express . Working in teams with their specific mentor, designers face their first runway show with a challenge to create a selection of “showstopping” garments. One contestant kicks off the season with a bidding war between all three retailers, while another stuns the Mentors and the audience with the biggest buy in Fashion Star history. In the end, the mentors must put up two of their designers for elimination and the buyers send the first one home. Sneak Peek 
   
• NBC "ROCK CENTER WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS" "030813"
  03/08/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Friday) : TBA
   
• NBC "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR" "418A"
  03/09/2013 (08:00PM - 09:00PM) (Saturday) : ‘AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR’ RETURNS WITH THRILLING COMPILATIONS FROM LAST SEASON – INCLUDING NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE – MATT ISEMAN HOSTS
  Comedian Matt Iseman hosts the heart-racing obstacle course competition series “American Ninja Warrior.” Top finishers from the preliminary rounds take on a challenging obstacle course to compete for the chance to move onto the finals round in Las Vegas and the chance to win $500,000. Competitors range from trained athletes to everyday Americans including schoolteachers, police officers, moms and even granddads.
   
• Science Channel's Search for Alien Life Begins March 5 With ARE WE ALONE? Month
  --World Premiere Episodes of Alien Encounters & Aliens: the Definitive Guide Air Tuesdays at 10 PM (ET/PT)--
  The search for answers to bold new questions about extraterrestrial life starts Tuesday, March 5 at 10 PM (ET/PT) on Science Channel with the return of ARE WE ALONE? month. In all-new world premiere episodes of ALIEN ENCOUNTERS and Aliens: the Definitive Guide, leading experts take Science Channel viewers on the hunt for life forms that lie beyond Earth, examine the probable human response to actual aliens landing on Earth, and divulge fascinating new scientific discoveries about the existence of extraterrestrials.
  Fresh off his national media tour regarding the Russian meteor explosion which occurred earlier this month, Science Channel spokesperson, TED Fellow and world-renowned astrophysicist Hakeem Oluseyi, offers his expertise on the ARE WE ALONE? phenomenon and what scientists are working on right now in the search for life beyond our planet.
  ALIEN ENCOUNTERS The Invasion World Premieres Tuesday, March 5 at 10 PM
  These two episodes of ALIEN ENCOUNTERS begin where last year's two episodes left off. A swarm of alien spacecraft hover in the Earth's atmosphere and suddenly deposit thousands of mysterious capsules on the surface. How will mankind respond to the extraterrestrial presence? Will humans panic or show restraint? Using cutting-edge science and dramatic science fiction, ALIEN ENCOUNTERS examines these exciting questions and more.
   
• TBS KING OF THE NERDS Season Finale: "The King is Crowned" - Thursday, March 7 at 10 p.m. (ET/PT)
  While attempting to navigate the Maze of Terror, one nerd's stay at Nerdvana comes to a dead end. Then the tension and trivia-filled Nerd Bowl whittles the competition down to the final two contestants, who must face one final twist to determine who will be crowned "King of the Nerds." Hosted by Curtis Armstrong and Robert Carradine.
   
• TLC Primetime Highlights: Week of March 4th (As of 2.25.13)
  Of Note This Week: Extended Episodes
  THE MAN WITH THE 200LB TUMOR - Tuesday, March 5th
  THE MAN WITH HALF A BODY - Tuesday, March 5th
  BUBBLE SKIN MAN - Tuesday, March 5th
  Season Premiere
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS ATLANTA SEASON 9 - Friday, March 8th
  Tuesday, March 5th 8:00PM ET/PT
  THE MAN WITH THE 200LB TUMOR-EXTENDED
  One of the world's most shocking medical cases lies hidden in a remote region of Viet Nam. Hai has been bed-ridden for the past six years, weighed down by a stunning medical abnormality: He has what is, quite possibly, the largest tumor in the world.
   
• TLC Tuesday, March 5th 9:00PM ET/PT
  THE MAN WITH HALF A BODY- EXTENDED
  Meet 35-year-old Kenny whose body ends at his waist and who walks on his hands. Kenny's deepest desire as he approaches middle age is to father his own child. Kenny has a DNA test to find out if he is the biological dad to one of his fiancés two children.
   
• TLC Tuesday, March 5th 10:00PM ET/PT
  BUBBLE SKIN MAN- EXTENDED
  Chandra is a married father of four afflicted by a terrible and unknown condition that has left his body riddled with hundreds of tumors. Now with signs of the condition appearing in his two oldest children Chandra is in a race against time to find a cure. Chandra developed the condition at 19 years old and his numerous attempts to seek help resulted only in misdiagnoses and bogus remedies, causing him to lose faith in doctors. However, with the help of a leading US dermatologist, Chandra now has renewed hope that a cure may be found.
   
• TLC Wednesday, March 6th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE #13 - SHE WANTS IT SHE TAKES IT
  Rhonda can't resist passing by a dumpster without stopping to look for discarded treasures. The result is a home filled with clutter that has pushed out her family and even herself. The situation has gotten so bad that Rhonda has relegated herself to living in a camper parked in the backyard...along with the roaches. One year ago, Code Enforcement officers came and removed a devastating four dump trucks worth of stuff from Rhonda's porch. Now, they have come back and want to inspect the inside of her home. Now, with her camper at capacity as well as her home, Rhonda has just thirty days to clean out a decade of extreme hoarding or her house will be condemned. With the help of her family, licensed psychologist Dr. Becky Beaton and professional organizer Lisa York, Rhonda must begin the painful task of letting go before it's too late.
   
• TLC Wednesday, March 6th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  MY STRANGE ADDICTION # 7 - VAPOR RUB/EATS TIRES
  33-year-old Danielle has been addicted to vapor rub for more than twenty years and goes through more than 30 jars, inhalers and patches every week. She's so hooked she even eats vapor rub straight from the container. Will an ultimatum from her girlfriend be enough to convince Danielle to change? And, 19-year-old Allison has been addicted to eating tires for the past six years. Every day she snacks on the black rubber consuming up to 14 pounds every month. Will desperate pleas from her fiancé be enough to get Allison to go to the doctor?
   
• TLC Thursday, March 7th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  WHAT NOT TO WEAR # 11- ANDREA Y.
  Andrea is a working mom who loves squeezing herself into extra tight clothing that shows off her ample cleavage. Can Stacy and Clinton teach this skintight wearing mother of five how to dress more appropriately for her age and her career?
   
• TLC Friday, March 8th 8:00 PM ET/PT
  FOUR WEDDINGS #25 - ....AND DUELING PEACOCKS
  Vivian's wedding guests mingle with monkeys and skunks at her jungle themed brunch, while cougar, Debbie shows off her peacock pride as she struts down the aisle with her cub. Kim's red and black theme shines through the accents on her dress, while Bianca's peacock theme tops her cake, centerpieces, and more.
   
• TLC Friday, March 8th 9:00 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS ATLANTA #9 - GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS
  ABC News Bride Linsey is on a special assignment: to find her perfect wedding gown. But everything her entourage chooses fails to live up to her own expectations. Bride Tessie knows she wants to be a princess on her wedding day she's just which one.
   
• TLC Friday, March 8th 9:30 PM ET/PT
  SAY YES TO THE DRESS ATLANTA # 1 - ROCKIN' THE RUNWAY
  A young widow makes her second trip to the altar, this time she's getting married onstage at a Train concert. Meanwhile, a virgin bride hits the bridal shop for the very first time, but saying yes to the dress could prove to be the biggest decision yet.
   
• TLC Friday, March 8th 10:00 PM ET/PT
  SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING NEW #9 - EPISODE 9
  No episode description available at this time.
   
• TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor Premieres March 3 at 10/9c on TLC
  Welcome to Myrtle Manor: A Five-Star Resort
  In this episode of Welcome to Myrtle Manor meet the quirky residents of the trailer park as Becky, the park’s landlord, attempts to transform this mobile home community into a 5-star resort. Despite Becky’s efforts, it doesn’t take long for everything to begin falling apart. A new tenant moves in and stirs things up with resident love birds Taylor and Jessica while another trouble tenant refuses to pay his rent. Will Becky’s idea of a new community pool be enough to unify the park and prove to her daddy that she can run the family business? Or is this the beginning of the end for Myrtle Manor Trailer Park?
  TLC Follows Trailer Park Community Video Clip #1 Video Clip #2 
   
• TLC GYPSY SISTERS "Wedded for Disaster" episode premieres this Sunday, March 3 at 9/8c.
  Nettie, Kayla, and Laura suspect Mellie may be pregnant, despite Mellie's adamant denial. Nettie and Lottie Mae refuse to speak to one another, and with Mellie's wedding day looming, Mellie starts to have serious doubts about everything!
  Mellie of GYPSY SISTERS unveils her hot pink and leopard wedding dress!
  Check out this sneak peak of Mellie trying on her hot pink and leopard wedding dress in this Sunday's all-new episode of GYPSY SISTERS! In a rare sentimental moment, Mellie expresses her love for the unconventional wedding dress, finally realizing that her wedding day is fast approaching.
  Mellie's Wedding Dress - Sneak Peak
   
• TNT Boston's Finest New Episode: "The City They Call Home" - Wednesday, March 6, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT)
  The officers of the Boston Police Department live in the city they are dedicated to protecting, working to balance fighting crime with finding time for family. For the department's Gang Unit, the target is a well-known figure whose capture becomes personal. Meanwhile, the Fugitive Unit cases the streets of Charlestown for a local suspect wanted on charges in New Hampshire. And on-duty Patrol Officers drive through the city streets, encountering an assortment of characters and challenges on every shift.
  Connect with TNT's Boston's Finest
   
• USA NETWORK  MONDAY, MARCH 4
  WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW - 8/7c
  With five weeks left until Wrestlemania, the Superstars and Divas from the World Wrestling Entertainment® Universe take the stage live in front of thousands in attendance at the First Niagara Center in Buffalo, NY and millions watching at home. MONDAY NIGHT RAW continues to be the most watched regularly scheduled year-round program on basic cable television. RAW Superstars include John Cena, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Daniel Bryan, Kane, The Miz, Eve and Zack Ryder.

RERUNS

• ABC CASTLE: Probably Cause (3/4)
  THE TEAM IS SHOCKED WHEN CASTLE EMERGES ASTHE LEAD SUSPECT IN A BIZARRE MURDER, ON ABC'S "CASTLE"
  "Probable Cause" - While investigating a shocking ritualistic murder, Beckett and her team uncover surprising evidence linking Castle to the killing. As the evidence against him mounts, loyalties are tested, and when surprising revelations come to light, Beckett begins to wonder how well she really knows her new lover and partner of four years, on "Castle," MONDAY, MARCH 4 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 10/29/12)
  Guest Cast: Alexa Havins as Elle Daniels, Romi Dias as ADA Toni Gonzalez, Gerald Downey as Lloyd Kurtzman.
  "Probable Cause" was written by Andrew W. Marlowe and directed by John Terlesky.
   

• ABC THE MIDDLE: Twenty Years (3/6)
  FRANKIE BEGINS TO THINK THAT MIKE MAY BE TIRING OF HER COMPANY AS THEIR 20th ANNIVERSARY APPROACHES, AND BRICK SHORT-CIRCUITS AFTER AXL GIVES AWAY THE ENDING OF A MUCH ANTICIPATED BOOK, ON ABC'S "THE MIDDLE"
  "Twenty Years" - As their 20th anniversary approaches, Frankie begins to think that Mike may be tiring of her company and is purposely trying to avoid her. Meanwhile, Sue frantically tries to coax Axl and Brick into helping her set up an anniversary party for their parents, and Brick falls into a non-responsive state when Axl tells him the ending of a book he's been waiting years to read, on "The Middle," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 12/12/12)
  Guest starring are John Cullum as Big Mike and Jen Ray as Nancy Donahue.
  "Twenty Years" was written by David S. Rosenthal and directed by Phil Traill.
   

• ABC GREY'S ANATOMY: The End Is the Beginning Is the End (3/7)
  THE DOCTORS RECEIVE NEWS ABOUT THEIR LAWSUIT, ON ABC'S "GREY'S ANATOMY"
  "The End is the Beginning is the End" - Meredith, Derek, Cristina and Arizona receive big news regarding the plane crash lawsuit, Richard avoids Catherine's romantic advances and Jackson takes on one of Mark Sloane's old patients. Meanwhile, Derek begins recovery on his hand, on "Grey's Anatomy," THURSDAY, MARCH 7 (9:00-10:02 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/17/13)
  Guest starring Debbie Allen as Catherine Avery, Beth Grant as Sheila Olsen, Roma Maffia as Roberta Thompson, Camilla Luddington as Intern Josephine, Gaius Charles as Intern Shane, Julie Warner as Rebecca Lanz, Tina Majorino as Intern Heather, Jerrika Hinton as Intern Stephanie, Meeghan Holaway as Jeanette Keener, Tessa Ferrer as Intern Leah and Ben Stillwell as James Leggett.
  "The End is the Beginning is the End" was written by Joan Rater and directed by Cherie Nowlan.
   

• ABC SCANDAL: Nobody Likes Babies (3/7)
  THE TRUTH COMES OUT, ON ABC'S "SCANDAL"
  "Nobody Likes Babies" - As David uncovers the truth about the Cytron case, things come to a head for Olivia, Cyrus, Mellie, Hollis and Verna. Backed into a corner, the five conspirators go to extremes and, in some cases, unconscionable lengths to protect themselves and/or the ones they love, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY, MARCH 7 (10:02-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/7/13)
  Guest starring Debra Mooney as Verna Thornton, Gregg Henry as Hollis Doyle, Dan Bucatinsky as James Novak, Norm Lewis as Edison Davis, Brenda Song as Alissa, Sam McMurray as Pat Wexler, George Newbern as Charlie, Cullen Douglas as Steve Doherty and Susan Pourfar as Becky Flynn.
  "Nobody Likes Babies" was written by Mark Wilding and directed by Tom Verica
   

• ABC MODERN FAMILY: New Year's Eve (3/6)
  JAY PRITCHETT KNOWS HOW TO RING IN A NEW YEAR, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"
  Billy Dee Williams ("Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back," "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi") Guest Stars
  "New Year's Eve" - Jay is so excited, having planned for the whole family to celebrate New Year's together at this great hotel in Palm Springs. However, when the hotel turns out to be less than stellar, everyone starts to branch off to do their own thing, leaving Jay dejected -- that is until he runs into the one and only Billy Dee Williams! Meanwhile back at home, Haley and Alex watch over the kids, which proves to be quite a challenge, on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 1/9/13)
  Guest cast includes Billy Dee Williams as Billy Dee Williams, Lainie Kazan as Eleanor, Paris Smith as Becca, Brielle Barbusca as Joyce, Hansford Rowe as Bugs, Lyle Kanouse as Hugo, Kevin Kirkpatrick as Robby, Guerin Barry as waiter, Clint Tauscher as Sebastian, William Dennis Hunt as elderly gentleman, Justin James Hughes as Gus, Hamilton Mitchell as bartender no. 2 and Khali MacIntyre as Zoey.
  "New Year's Eve" was written by Abraham Higginbotham and Jeffrey Richman, and directed by Fred Goss.
   

• ABC NASHVILLE: I've Been Down That Road Before (3/6)
  RAYNA AND JULIETTE ARE AT A CROSSROADS, AS BOTH ARE FACED WITH LIFE CHANGING DECSIONS, ON ABC'S "NASHVILLE"
  Kimberly Williams-Paisley Guest Stars as Peggy
  "I've Been Down That Road Before" - Rayna begins to settle into the tour when she discovers that Deacon has joined Juliette's band on the road, and she can't help but think that maybe the time has come to make some hard decisions. But will a heart to heart with Deacon help ease the sting of the revelation? Meanwhile Juliette is tired of her bubble gum pop success and is interested in exposing who she really is, though her team is convinced that will damage her commercial success. And Scarlett is counting pennies to keep her head above water -- until Gunnar makes her an offer she can't refuse -- on "Nashville," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 2/6/13)
  Guest starring Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Peggy, JD Souther as Watty White, David Alford as Bucky, Ed Amatrudo as Glenn, Kourtney Hansen as Emily, Rya Kihlstedt as Marilyn Rhodes, Nicholas Strong as J.T., Jon Menick as Mr. Mason, Sabrina Tiller as host, Justin Anthony Milele as Juliette's dancer no. 1, Jeremy Strong as Juliette's dancer no. 2, William Terry Thomas as Juliette's dancer no. 3, Nathaniel Flatt as Juliette's dancer no. 4, Caitlin Carver as Juliette's dancer no. 5, Megan Hopkins as Juliette's dancer no. 6, Amber Jackson as Juliette's dancer no. 7, Kaitlyn Ellis as Juliette's dancer no. 8, and Erin McCarley as Adria.
  "I've Been Down That Road Before" was written by Meredith Lavender & Marcie Ulin and directed by Stephen Cragg.
   

• ABC ONCE UPON A TIME: The Queen is Dead (3/9)
  MARY MARGARET VOWS TO KEEP RUMPLESTILTSKIN'S DAGGER AWAY FROM CORA AND REGINA, AND THE BLUE FAIRY OFFERS SNOW WHITE AN UNCONVENTIONAL SPELL THAT COULD HELP SAVE HER DYING MOTHER, THE QUEEN, ON ABC'S "ONCE UPON A TIME"
  Lesley Nicol (Mrs. Patmore on "Downton Abbey") Guest Stars as Queen Eva's Servant, Johanna
  "The Queen is Dead" - Upon discovering Cora and Regina's plan to find and take possession of Rumplestiltskin's dagger, Mary Margaret, with the aid of David and Mother Superior, makes it her mission to find it first; and while Mr. Gold continues his quest in New York to reunite with son Bae, Hook devises a plan to rid himself of a crocodile. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, the Blue Fairy offers Snow White an unconventional enchantment that could help save her dying mother, Queen Eva, on "Once Upon a Time," SATURDAY, MARCH 9 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/3/13)
  Guest starring are Barbara Hershey as Cora, Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior/Blue Fairy, Michael Raymond-James as Neal Cassidy, Bailee Madison as young Snow White, Lesley Nicol as Johanna, Rena Sofer as Eva, Duncan Ollerenshaw as royal doctor and Sonequa Martin-Green as Tamara.
  "The Queen is Dead" was written by Daniel T. Thomsen & David H. Goodman and directed by Gwyneth Horder-Payton.
   

• CBS THE GANG IS AT WAR OVER THE TERMS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIPS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER,” MONDAY, MARCH 4
  Bob Odenkirk (“Breaking Bad”) Returns As Barney’s Lawyer, Arthur
  "The Pre-Nup" — When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes, on a rebroadcast of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 4 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Bob Odenkirk returns as Barney’s lawyer, Arthur. (Originally broadcast 10/1/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, co-creators and executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman
   

• CBS AFTER MARTHA STEWART’S POSITIVE RESPONSE TO ONE OF THEIR CUPCAKES, MAX AND CAROLINE EAGERLY AWAIT A CALL FROM HER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “2 BROKE GIRLS,” MONDAY, MARCH 4
  Editor’s note: This replaces the previously scheduled episode.
  “And the Pearl Necklace” – Max and Caroline attempt to keep faith that Martha Stewart, who tasted and liked one of their cupcakes in last season’s finale, will call and help support their business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, March 4 (9:00 – 9:30:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/1/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Creator and Executive Producer Michael Patrick King
  DIRECTED BY: Fred Savage
   

• CBS MOLLY IS UPSET WHEN ALL OF HER WEDDING PHOTOS WITH MIKE TURN OUT TERRIBLY, ON A REBROADCAST OF "MIKE & MOLLY," MONDAY, MARCH 4
  "Mike Likes Cake" — Molly gets frustrated when she reviews her wedding photos and sees that Mike either has his mouth open or his eyes closed in every single one. Meanwhile, Carl gets jealous when Christina’s ex-husband comes back into the picture, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, March 4 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/8/12.)
  STORY BY: Executive Producers Mark Roberts and Don Foster
  TELEPLAY BY: Al Higgins and Carla Filisha
  DIRECTED BY: Phill Lewis
   

• CBS WHEN CHIN IS KIDNAPPED AND DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF HALAWA PRISON DRESSED AS AN INMATE, HE MUST FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE TO ESCAPE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” MONDAY, MARCH 4
  Episode to Feature Seven Never-Before-Heard Songs from the Late Legendary Artist Jimi Hendrix
  Lindsay Price Guest Stars as a Prison Nurse
  “Olelo Ho’opa’I Make*” – When Chin is kidnapped in the night and dropped in the middle of Halawa Prison dressed as an inmate, he must fight for his life to escape before the other prisoners recognize him as Five-0, on a rebroadcast of HAWAII FIVE-0, Monday, March 4 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Lindsay Price guest stars. (Originally broadcast 1/20/13.)
  This episode will feature seven never-before-released recordings from the legendary Jimi Hendrix. These tracks – "Bleeding Heart," "Mojo Man," "Hey Gypsy Boy," "Inside Out," "Crash Landing," "Hear My Train A Comin'" and "Somewhere" – will be available on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 as part of People, Hell and Angels, an essential all-new Jimi Hendrix album from Experience Hendrix LLC and Sony Legacy, comprised of 12 previously unreleased Hendrix studio recordings. The album is a keystone in the ongoing celebration of the 70th anniversary of the birth of Jimi Hendrix.
  (*Olelo Ho’opa’I Make is Hawaiian for “Death Sentence”)
  WRITTEN BY: Steve Cwik
  DIRECTED BY: Steve Boyum
   

• CBS THE BAU IS CALLED TO TEXAS TO SEARCH FOR AN ESCAPED KILLER KNOWN AS “THE SILENCER,” WHILE THE TEAM WELCOMES ITS NEWEST MEMBER INTO THE FOLD, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CRIMINAL MINDS,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6
  Emmy Award-Nominated Actress Jeanne Tripplehorn Joins the
  Cast as Linguistics Expert Alex Blake
  “The Silencer” – When a Texas prisoner escapes during a transfer, he leaves behind victims with his unique trademark, sewing their mouths shut, a signature the BAU remembers as unique to the UnSub “The Silencer.” While they investigate who he was and who he's become, the BAU also gets to know the newest member of the team, on a rebroadcast of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, March 6 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Emmy Award-nominated actress Jeanne Tripplehorn joins the cast as linguistics expert Alex Blake, the newest member of the BAU team. (Originally broadcast 9/26/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Erica Messer, one of the series’ executive producers
  DIRECTED BY: Glenn Kershaw
   

• CBS THE CSI TEAM RACES TO FIND D. B. RUSSELL’S MISSING GRANDDAUGHTER, ON A REBROADCAST OF “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6
  Guest Stars Include Peri Gilpin (“Frasier”) as D.B. Russell’s Wife, Barbara; Enrique Murciano (“Without a Trace”) as Detective Carlos Moreno; and Conor O’Farrell (“Justified”) Reprises His Role as Imprisoned Former Undersheriff Jeffrey McKeen
  Jon Wellner Returns as Henry Andrews
  "Karma To Burn" — D.B. Russell’s granddaughter was kidnapped and now he leads the CSI team on a hunt to find her, on a rebroadcast of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Wednesday, March 6 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Peri Gilpin as D.B. Russell’s wife, Barbara, Enrique Murciano as Detective Carolos Moreno and Conor O’Farrell as former undersheriff Jeffrey McKeen. Jon Wellner returns as Henry Andrews. (Originally broadcast 9/26/12.)
  TELEPLAY BY: Christopher Barbour and Don McGill
  STORY BY: Christopher Barbour
   

• CBS SHERLOCK INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A COLLEGE PROFESSOR, ON A REBROADCAST OF “ELEMENTARY,” THURSDAY, MARCH 7
  “You Do It To Yourself” – Sherlock uses his trademark deductive reasoning skills to find the killer of a college professor. Meanwhile, Watson gets a call from a former lover who needs her help, on a rebroadcast of ELEMENTARY, Thursday, March 7 (10:01-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/6/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Peter Blake
  DIRECTED BY: Phil Abraham
   

• CBS REESE AND FINCH MUST OVERCOME AN IDENTITY CRISIS WHEN IT APPEARS THEIR LATEST POI IS LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “PERSON OF INTEREST,” ON A SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME, SATURDAY, MARCH 9
  “Identity Crisis” – The Machine’s latest number presents a unique challenge for Reese and Finch since the person has virtually no digital footprint – and appears to be leading a double life, on a rebroadcast of PERSON OF INTEREST, on a special night and time, Saturday, March 9 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 3/29/12.)
  WRITTEN BY: Amy Berg
  DIRECTED BY: Charles Beeson
   

• The CW TUESDAY, MARCH 5 “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
  “Trust No One” (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)
  VINCENT MAKES AN ATTEMPT AT ROMANCE AND CAT IS CAUGHT DESTROYING EVIDENCE — Cat (Kristin Kreuk) and Vincent (Jay Ryan) are unsure if they can trust Alex (guest star Bridget Regan) with the truth about his past. Evan (Max Brown) realizes that Claire (Kelly Overton), the woman he is dating, is hiding things from him. Heather (Nicole Gale Anderson) meets and falls for Joe’s (Brian White) younger brother Darius (guest star Christian Keyes), and Vincent tries to win over Cat with romantic gestures for Valentine’s Day. Austin Basis also stars. Bobby Roth directed the episode written by Brian Peterson and Kelly Souders (#112).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 ARROW — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Trust but Verify” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  TOMMY AND MALCOM HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART TALK AND OLIVER AND DIGGLE ARE AT ODDS WITH EACH OTHER — The next person on Arrow’s (Stephen Amell) list is Diggle’s (David Ramsey) commanding officer and mentor from Afghanistan, Ted Gaynor (guest star Ben Browder). Oliver suspects Ted is responsible for recent armoured truck robberies, but Diggle defends Ted and takes a job at Ted’s security company to keep an eye on him. Oliver decides to make a move on Ted, which puts him at odds with Diggle. Meanwhile, Thea (Willa Holland) suspects that Moira (Susanna Thompson) is having an affair with Malcom (guest star John Barrowman). Tommy (Colin Donnell) and Laurel (Katie Cassidy) have an awkward dinner with Malcom. Nick Copus directed the episode written by Gabrielle Stanton (#111).
   

• The CW WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6 SUPERNATURAL — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “A Little Slice of Kevin” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  CASTIEL ESCAPES PURGATORY — Sam (Jared Padaleck) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) are stunned when Castiel (Misha Collins) suddenly appears back on Earth with no memory of how he escaped from Purgatory. Meanwhile, Mrs. Tran (guest star Lauren Tom) enlists a witch (guest star Cyrina Fiallo) to concoct a demon bomb, but the witch double crosses Mrs. Tran and turns her and Kevin (guest star Osric Chau) over to Crowley (guest star Mark Sheppard). Charlie Carner directed the episode written by Eugenie Ross--Leming & Brad Buckner (#807).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 7 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES — (8:00–9:00 p.m. ET)
  “Catch Me if you Can” (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
  A NEW DANGER — Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) is furious when Klaus (Joseph Morgan) tries to control him by putting Matt’s (Zach Roerig) life in danger. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) coaches Jeremy as he prepares to take on Klaus’ new vampires, but they find that Kol (guest star Nathaniel Buzolic) has beaten them to it. Kol makes it clear that he will stop at nothing to convince everyone to give up the search for the cure. Looking for a new ally, Rebekah (Claire Holt) reminds Stefan (Paul Wesley) that they were once close friends. When Sheriff Forbes (Marguerite MacIntyre) and Mayor Hopkins (guest star Rick Worthy) question Shane (guest star David Alpay) about his involvement in the Founders’ Council deaths, Bonnie (Kat Graham) steps in with questions of her own, and Shane’s responses push Bonnie to the edge of her powers. Elena (Nina Dobrev) negotiates with Klaus to keep Jeremy safe, but when danger suddenly appears from a totally unexpected enemy, Elena comes up with her own daring plan for Jeremy. John Dahl directed the episode written by Brian Young & Michael Narducci (#411).
   

• The CW THURSDAY, MARCH 7 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST — (9:00–10:00 p.m. ET)
  “On Thin Ice” (TV-PG, DLV) (HDTV)
  VINCENT’S IDENTITY IS THREATENED — Vincent (Jay Ryan) is torn between his new feelings for Cat (Kristin Kreuk) and his old memories with Alex (guest star Bridget Regan). J.T. (Austin Basis) learns that Evan (Max Brown) is planning to propose a task force to catch the beast and must figure out how to stop him. Meanwhile, Tess (Nina Lisandrello) investigates the mysterious skydiving death of the wife of a billionaire adventurer, while Cat remains off duty until she recovers from being shot. Also starring Brian White. Mike Rohl directed the episode written by Blair Singer (#110).
   

• FOX --“COPS”—(8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-In Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  AN UNWELCOME SON BREAKS INTO HIS FAMILY’S HOME ON “COPS” SATURDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX
  Officers from the Newport News Police Department in Virginia stop a man riding his bike and discover a concealed weapon in his possession. Next, officers from the Broward County Sheriff’s Office respond to a burglary in progress call after the homeowner’s eldest son punched several windows in an attempt to break into the home. Finally, following a domestic disturbance call in Palm Beach, FL, a man is taken into custody for evaluation after he denies firing bullets in his residence in the “Busted #2” episode of COPS airing Saturday, March 9 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CP-2504) (TV-PG L, V)
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 9
  “THE FOLLOWING”— (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  JOE CARROLL MAKES A SURPRISING MOVE ON “THE FOLLOWING” SATURDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX
  With the help of attorney Olivia Warren (Renee Elise Goldsberry), Joe Carroll makes a case against Ryan and the FBI to be transferred to a different facility, but Ryan suspects a larger plan may be at play. Meanwhile, Emma and Joey arrive at a meeting point and come across another one of Roderick’s men who has a secret of his own in the “Let Me Go” episode of THE FOLLOWING airing Saturday, March 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT on FOX. (FOL-107) (TV-14 L, V)
  Cast: Kevin Bacon as Ryan Hardy; James Purefoy as Joe Carroll; Natalie Zea as Claire Matthews; Annie Parisse as FBI Specialist Debra Parker; Shawn Ashmore as Agent Mike Weston; Valorie Curry as Emma; Adan Canto as Paul; Nico Tortorella as Jacob; Kyle Catlett as Joey Matthews
  Guest Cast: Chinasa Ogbuagu as Agent Deidre Mitchell; Renee Elise Goldsberry as Olivia Warren; Jacinto Tara Riddick as Bo; Audrey Esparza as Dana Montero; Tom Lipinski as Charlie Mead; Arian Moayed as David; Tom Degnan as Marshall Ferguson; Annika Boras as Louise
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 9
  “HELL’S KITCHEN”—(11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) CC-AD-Stereo
  PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
  THE CHEFS LOOK FOR INSPIRATION SOUTH OF THE BORDER ON “HELL’S KITCHEN” SATURDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX
  Chef Ramsay once again pits the women against the men, but this culinary challenge tackles cuisine never before showcased on HELL’S KITCHEN – Mexican! Executive Chef John Sedlar from Rivera Restaurant and Owner/Executive Chef Thomas Ortega of Ortega 120 Restaurant come to HELL’S KITCHEN to test the contestants’ creations. Tune in to see which contestants have enough spice to make it to the next round on the “14 Chefs Compete” episode of HELL’S KITCHEN airing Saturday, March 9 (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT) on FOX. (HK-1005) (TV-14 D, L)
  Cast: Chef Gordon Ramsay
   

• FOX SATURDAY, MARCH 9
  --“30 SECONDS TO FAME”—(Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) CC
  FAST-PACED TALENT SHOW GIVES CONTESTANTS THEIR CHANCE AT “30 SECONDS TO FAME” SATURDAY, MARCH 9, ON FOX
  Everybody’s 15 minutes of fame begin somewhere, and 30 SECONDS TO FAME is ready to kick-start the clock. In each episode of this fast-paced talent show, viewers and audience members are treated to a wide variety of acts all competing to make the most of their short-but-sweet slice of national exposure by winning the ultimate stamp of approval from the audience and the weekly grand prize of $25,000. 30 SECONDS TO FAME airs Saturday, March 9 (Midnight-12:30 AM ET/PT) on FOX. (SEC-105) (TV-PG)
  Host: Craig J. Jackson
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "201"
  03/03/2013 (07:00PM - 07:30PM) (Sunday) : BETTY WHITE’S OFF THEIR ROCKERS
  PSY SHOWS BETTY AND HER SENIOR PRANKSTERS HOW TO DANCE GANGNAM STYLE -- Seven-time Emmy Award winner Betty White and her posse of pranksters are back for season two, with special guest Psy showing Betty and her senior pranksters how his Gangnam style dance is done. Sassy seniors pull shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation in this hidden camera show featuring cleverly-crafted comedic stunts, candid moments and priceless reactions captured by hidden camera. Sassy seniors target unsuspecting young "marks" with their irreverent behavior, from issuing a farting citation, to a jogger to stealing food from a restaurant guest, to trying to encouraging people to sign a petition – and provide personal information – for Citizens Against Identity Theft. As star of the series, the inimitable and charming Betty White stars in brazenly funny sketches, providing saucy commentary between the pranks and sharing her engaging, comical pearls of wisdom.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "202"
  03/03/2013 (07:30PM - 08:00PM) (Sunday) : BETTY WHITE’S OFF THEIR ROCKERS
  KIM KARDASHIAN GUEST STARS -- Seven-time Emmy award winner Betty White and her posse of senior pranksters are back for season two of this hidden camera series, continuing their mission to pull shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation. Kim Kardashian joins the fun as this week’s guest star, learning in one bit that she is related to Betty – and what Betty expects being part of the Kardashian clan. In another segment with Betty, Kim gets make-up and wardrobe advice from America’s favorite comedy sweetheart so the two can get ready for a girls’ night out on the town. And Betty’s fearless band of senior citizens are back on the streets pulling more funny pranks on the younger generation. This week, a senior asks for help deleting pornographic images from her portable electronic device, a man tries to sell hotdogs from his trench coat to carnival goers and a woman encourages people to sign a petition to stop unwanted smiling. As star of the series, Betty shares her comical pearls of wisdom and stars in engaging and funny sketches between the pranks.
   

• NBC "BETTY WHITE'S OFF THEIR ROCKERS" "203"
  03/05/2013 (08:00PM - 08:30PM) (Tuesday) : STEVE-O GUEST STARS -- Betty White’s posse of senior pranksters is back on the streets, while Betty entertains viewers with comical pearls of wisdom between the pranks, as well as funny sketches – including a few with popular comedian and stunt performer Steve-O. This week, a lady steals liquor out of another shopper’s cart, a senior asks a fellow customer for help in a store’s furniture department before falling asleep on a bed, and the seniors plan a "prankster" intervention for Betty – but the joke is all on them.
   

• NBC "WHITNEY" "THREE'S COMPANY"
  03/06/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : THREE’S A CROWD – When Alex (Chris D’Elia) agrees to let his ex-fiancé Chloe (June Diane Raphael) crash on his couch during her stay in town without notifying Whitney (Whitney Cummings), he finds himself in trouble. Instead of consoling his current significant other, he has to cater to his ex, putting Whitney in an awkward situation. Meanwhile, Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn) lets Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones) use her apartment for some alone time with a date and ends up crashing for the night with Mark (Dan O’Brien). Tone Bell also stars.
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT"
  "TWENTY-FIVE ACTS "
  03/06/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : THE SVU DETECTIVES SPRING INTO ACTION WHEN THE AUTHOR OF A BEST-SELLING ROMANCE NOVEL (GUEST STAR ANNA CHLUMSKY) IS ATTACKED BY A POPULAR TELEVISION SHOW HOST (GUEST STAR ROGER BART.)
  The young author of a wildly successful S&M romance novel (Chlumsky) goes home with a famous television show host (Bart), who forces himself on her. Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Rollins (Kelli Giddish) work to convince the victim to file charges, with the assistance of a brash new Manhattan District Attorney (guest star Raul Esparza.) As the SVU squad digs into her background to uncover potential trial pitfalls, Detective Amaro (Danny Pino) uncovers a secret that threatens to destroy the young woman’s career as well as her case. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola) and Richard Belzer (Sergeant John Munch.) Adam Baldwin (Captain Steven Harris) guest stars.
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE"
  "LEAVING THE STATION"
  03/06/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : A TRAIN ACCIDENT LEAVES MILLS DOUBTFUL ABOUT HIS FUTURE AS A FIREFIGHTER—At the site of a train accident, Peter Mills (Charlie Barnett) becomes deeply upset when he observes the dead body of a young victim. Unable to shake his emotional distress about the event, he questions his future as a firefighter. Dawson (Monica Raymund) and Shay (Lauren German) save a 6-year-old girl whose mother (guest star Kat McDonnell) is abusing her – but their confrontation leads the woman to resort to dire actions. Meanwhile, Severide (Taylor Kinney) aggravates his injury while rescuing a heart attack victim and Shay sends Clarice (guest star Sheri Appleby), her married, pregnant ex-girlfriend, back home to her husband. Jesse Spencer, David Eigenberg and Eamonn Walker also star.
   

• NBC "PARKS AND RECREATION" "TWO PARTIES"
  03/07/2013 (08:30PM - 09:00PM) (Thursday) : ANN AND CHRIS PLAN THE PERFECT BACHELORETTE AND BACHELOR PARTIES - Ann (Rashida Jones) throws a bachelorette party for Leslie (Amy Poehler) but her plans are derailed when Councilman Jamm interferes. Chris (Rob Lowe) throws a game night at Ben's (Adam Scott) but things take a turn when he realizes none of the guys ever had their own bachelor parties. Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Aubrey Plaza, Retta, and Jim O'Heir also star.
   

• NBC "THE OFFICE" "CUSTOMER LOYALTY"
  03/07/2013 (09:00PM - 09:31PM) (Thursday) : RELATIONSHIPS ARE TESTED - Dwight (Rainn Wilson) tries to prevent Darryl's (Craig Robinson) move to Athlead. Jim (John Krasinksi) is forced to miss Cece’s first recital when a big investor exits his new company, to Pam's intense disappointment. Nellie (Catherine Tate) exposes Pete (Jake Lacey) and Erin (Ellie Kemper). And we start to see behind the scenes of the documentary. Jenna Fischer, Leslie David Baker, Phyllis Smith, Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Oscar Nunez, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Creed Bratton and Clark Duke also star.
  Web Exclusive: The Story of Pam and Jim
   

• NBC "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT"
  "ACCEPTABLE LOSS"
  03/07/2013 (10:01PM - 11:00PM) (Thursday) : WHEN THE SVU DETECTIVES TRY TO TAKE DOWN A SEX TRAFFICKING RING, THEY FIND EVIDENCE IN A TERRORISM INVESTIGATION LED BY LIEUTENANT ALEXANDRA EAMES (GUEST STAR KATHRYN ERBE)
  With Captain Cragen (Dann Florek) back in the precinct, the SVU squad is in full force and working to expose a sex trafficking operation that enslaves young women. The detectives are on the verge of cracking the case when their efforts are halted by Lieutenant Alexandra Eames (guest star Erbe), forcing Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) to get creative with the investigation. Also starring Ice-T (Detective Odafin Tutuola), Danny Pino (Detective Nick Amaro) and Kelli Giddish (Detective Amanda Rollins.)
   

• NBC "CHICAGO FIRE" "VIRAL"
  03/09/2013 (09:00PM - 10:00PM) (Saturday) : CRUZ’S TORMENT JEOPARDIZES HIS FELLOW FIREFIGHTERS—The anguish that haunts Cruz (Joe Minoso) over his previous actions boils over, as he puts himself and his fellow firefighters in jeopardy. Casey (Jesse Spencer) and his sister Christie (guest star Nicole Forester) try to solve their issues with their mother (guest star Kathleen Quinlan) and each other. Meanwhile, Severide (Taylor Kinney) reaches out again to an important person from his past as a favor to Lieutenant Whaley (guest star Shane McRae) and the squad gains new perspective after assisting the bomb squad on an extremely dangerous call. Charlie Barnett, Monica Raymund, Lauren German, David Eigenberg and Eamonn Walker also star. Shiri Appleby also guest stars.
   

• NBC "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" "1635"
  "KEVIN HART / MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS"
  03/09/2013 (10:00PM - 11:00PM) (Saturday)
  Get ready for Kevin Hart on SNL tomorrow! He's hosting with musical guest Macklemore & Ryan Lewis! Catch Steve Carell and Joey King on The Tonight Show, and 30 Rock's Tina Fey, Bill Nighy, and musical guest Bob Mould on Late Night.
  SNL Promo: Kevin Hart Kevin hosts an all-new SNL with musical guest Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.
  Highlights: Kevin Hart with Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
  Kevin Hart made his SNL hosting debut last night, and we have all his highlights for you this morning, including his Weekend Update cameo, "The Walking Dead" spoof, and more. Plus, be sure to find Macklemore & Ryan Lewis perform "Thrift Shop" and "Can't Hold Us" below.
  As always, the full episode will be available on NBC.com/snl later today.
  Video Clips: Sequester Cold Open Kevin Hart Monologue Steve Harvey Show: Phobias New Pope
  Barnes and Noble Firing Macklemore and Ryan Lewis: Thrift Shop Recording Session
  Weekend Update Favorites 3/2/13 Weekend Update: Really?! with Seth and Kevin Hart Z-Shirt
  Weekend Update: Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un The Walking Dead 90s Funeral
  Macklemore and Ryan Lewis: Can't Hold Us 360 News Shark Tank
   

• USA NETWORK  SUNDAY, MARCH 3
  LAW & ORDER: SVU "All Night Long" Marathon - 6/5c
  Yawn! As if the detectives of SVU didn't have a hard enough job, they sometimes have work cases around the clock in order to stop a killer dead in his tracks. The rest of the time, they are no stranger to sleep deprivation, as they are too disturbed to get a good night's rest. Tune-in and thank your lucky stars that your 9-5 job allows you to get some shut eye. The marathon will air from 6pm to 11pm.
   

• USA NETWORK  SATURDAY, MARCH 9
  NCIS "Out of Bounds" marathon - 2/1c
  These agents step over the line and risk their badges all in the name of Justice. Will they go too far and wind up benched? The marathon will air from 2pm to 11pm.