One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 5/28/13

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Danielle: Hey! Hey! Hey! Put down that poison. We're going running.

Matthew: You're going running. I'm eating poison -- I mean pizza.

Danielle: Hey! When you finally do meet this of your online dreams, don't you want to look as good as your pictures that we took for you?

Jeffrey: She's right. The number-one thing girls look for in a guy -- survey says...

Matthew: Sense of humor.

Danielle: Nope. Good body.

Matthew: I think my body's kind of good.

Danielle: Yeah, well, "kind of good" isn't gonna cut it for this girl. I'm gonna help make you look great.

Matthew: Yeah... I don't know.

Danielle: Fine. Fine. I'll go running by myself. But no, no, no. You can stay here and keep eating your pizza and fat and carbs and dreaming of women you'll never get.

Matthew: Okay. You know what? Fine. I'll go.

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