One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 12/30/08

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Blair: Did you just say you bought this place?

John: I closed on it this morning.

Blair: From Renee? She sold it to you?

John: Would you like to see the paperwork?

Blair: No, no, no, no, no. I just -- just had no idea you were so --

John: Stupid?

Blair: Rich.

John: I didn't pay cash. I have a pretty hefty mortgage. I'm going to have to cut into my beer fund to make it work.

Blair: Wow. So you really thought this through, then?

John: My old man used to hang out at a bar like this in Atlantic City -- the White Oaks Tavern. Everybody knew him, knew what he liked to drink, song he liked on the jukebox. He'd come in after work and the bartender would pour four ounces of Irish whiskey and they'd cue up l-17 on the box.

Blair: Yeah. What song was that?

John: "Crazy."

Blair: Oh, that's a great song. So did you ever go to White Oaks with him?

John: For research purposes only.

Blair: Oh, what the hell would you be researching at a bar?

John: Bars are a great practice for cops.

Blair: Or bartenders.

John: Hmm -- waiters, short-order cooks, bouncers.

Blair: Oh, my gosh, that's so many jobs. Now, are you going to have time for the other things in your life that are important?

John: If you don't mind hanging out here once in a while.

Blair: You know what? I think I'll feel right at home.

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