One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 10/2/07

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Provided By Michelle

Blair: Good morning.

Todd: Morning. Ahem.

Blair: Did you sleep all right last night?

Todd: I think it was my least favorite of all our wedding nights.

Blair: You should be used to it.

Todd: Dorian’s guest room?

Blair: No, I'm talking sleeping alone.

Todd: You know, I just hate it here, you know? It’s just so girly.

Blair: And what does that mean?

Todd: It means that there are, you know, paper doilies on the extra roll of toilet paper and a featherbed on the bed and -- besides that, the crickets keep you up all night and the birds wake you up at the crack of dawn. I just can’t wait to get custody of this kid so I can go back home to the penthouse.

Blair: Excuse me? No one said anything about moving back to the penthouse.

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