GH Best Lines Thursday 2/10/11

GH Best Lines Thursday 2/10/11

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Theo: You are a capable attorney, Ms. Davis. I imagine in your time you were quite extraordinary.

Alexis: In my time?

Theo: Before you had children. Before you lost your focus. I can understand the dilemma. Nothing is more important than a child. No parental sacrifice is too great.

Alexis: Good. Then you understand why I need to juggle my time.

Theo: You're coasting, not juggling. You're frittering away your impressive legal skills by trying to be the perfect mother. And you expect all of us at the firm to understand and to accommodate the chaos. Now, Ms. Miller seems to have no problem with it. She doesn't seem to have a reason to contact the New York office. But I'm afraid I do.

Alexis: Are you threatening me?

Theo: You're not pulling your weight. Have the courage to resign and bring up your children. Or hire a full-time nanny and a good housekeeper and start paying more attention to your work.

Alexis: Obviously, Theo, I seem to threaten you in some way. Perhaps you are intimidated by capable women. Or perhaps you are afraid that I will outshine you in the courtroom. Whatever the motives, if you ever make a sexist remark like that again to me, you will experience my legal expertise first-hand when I sue your pompous ass.

[Door slams]

Theo: If you have the time.

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[Spinelli fantasizing/daydreaming]

Maxie: Are you going on another caper?

Spinelli: She asked, her baby blues getting all curious on me.

Spinelli: "Case!" I said. "It's a case." A caper is something in a Nancy Drew novel or a good chicken piccata. Get it straight, sweetheart.

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Theo: It pains me to admit that we both allowed ourselves to be deceived.

Shawn: So the arrest was fake. It looked real to me.

Theo: I imagine the detective surprised Ms. McKenna so that her outrage would appear convincing. Then he somehow spirited her away. And I waited for hours, risking permanent spinal damage on their so-called chairs at the police department.

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Michael: That sounds great, if you were to stay with us.

Dante: Yeah. You know what? A better man probably would, but Valentine's Day is already gonna suck because I'm not spending it with Lulu. And if I actually have to spend it with Spinelli, I think I'm gonna go back to Brooklyn and jump off the bridge.

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Maxie: Hey. Is Sam around? Did she have any--whoa, whoa. What-- no. Whatever your idea is, just forget it.

Jason: What do you mean? I just want to do something for Sam. I want to surprise her. I want to put together a little Valentine's Day dinner for her.

Maxie: Okay, well, what else do you have?

Jason: Well, got, uh...this.

Maxie: Wow. If you ever decide to leave the organization, do not become a decorator.

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Spinelli: Uh, greetings. I'm here seeking...romantic counsel and advice.

Michael: Yeah, come in, come in, Spinelli.

Dante: Yeah, yeah. I'll, uh, leave you guys to it.

Spinelli: Wait, halt!

Dante: Halt?

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Ethan: Now, what is so hard about finding a bombshell who is not a card-carrying psychopath?

Johnny: What if I want to be with Lisa? Hmm? She's not afraid to go after what she wants. She has no idea what it means to play it safe. And I like that disconnect. She honestly believes that by doing terrible things, she can win back a man who wants nothing to do with her.

Ethan: You should call yourself a shrink before you get killed.

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