B&B Wednesday Update 4/2/08

The Bold & The Beautiful Update Wednesday 4/2/08

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Brooke wonders where Storm is. He should be here by now. She thinks to her recent conversation with Ridge in which he accused her of still having feelings for Nick and this being no time to rush into a marriage. And then what Nick said about wanting the best for her, but he did not think that was Forrester. However, he loves her enough to let her go, if that is what she wants. Is that what she wants?

Storm shows up and asks why is she so insistent that he hook up with Ashley? She confides that the dream she has with Ridge might be in jeopardy because of Ashley. She’s still holding onto the hope that she might get back with Ridge. He scoffs, so he’s supposed to stop that from happening? She answers yes and no. First, she would not set him up with anybody that she didn’t think would be a good match for him. Storm didn’t know Brooke was such a big fan of Ashley’s. She admits she is an okay person. She just doesn’t think Ashley is being very realistic about Ridge, and she needs somebody else in her life. He says okay, he sees, he’s that guy. And he’s supposed to ask her out, just like that? She reminds him that he has to do some legal work with her anyway over the BeLieF formula, so they can do it over lunch. He hedges, he’s not sure that is a good idea. Brooke begs Stormy to please do it. He gives in and says okay. But, even if he were interested, which he is not admitting, what about that tiny detail of a huge skeleton in his closet? Brooke promises him that Ashley won’t find out about Stephanie.

Stephanie walks into Ridge’s office, and he is about ready to blow his top. He’s just realizing that Storm is still working for the company and can’t believe his dad let him stay on. Stephanie didn’t know it either, but figures Eric did it to please Donna. Ridge says it is going to stop. They just can’t let someone like Storm work for them, he’s dangerous. She says she ought not be surprised that his father let Storm continue to work there. Ridge grouses that it’s just not acceptable. Most people in the building don’t know what a cold, calculating sociopath he is. Stephanie admits that he is a liability and she doesn’t feel comfortable with him anywhere near her. He agrees, he doesn’t want Storm anywhere near her and he will talk to his dad tonight. He wants Storm Logan out of there for good.

Ashley is surprised to find Storm in her lab and asks what is he doing there? He shows her some papers and says he has some legal stuff they need to iron out and he thought perhaps they could do it over lunch. She’s reluctant as she is so busy, but ends up saying okay, she does need to eat and a quick lunch isn’t going to kill her.

At Forrester’s, Pam is having a little soliloquy, how “you” would be very proud of me, admitting she has made quite a mess of Eric’s little hot tamale….first her skin, then her hair, then her pearly whites. No wonder she did not show up for work today. But, there seems to be more going on with Miss Donna 'Ho'gan; she’s got an agenda. She’s so desperate to hang onto her honey bear that she has planned a secret rendezvous at their little hideaway. “Eric will come looking for these, his little pills. He’ll tell me he’s got a very important business luncheon, but we both know what will be on the menu.” She chuckles that it won’t be so satisfying as Eric and Donna had hoped. Poor Donna, Pam is going to have to put a little downer on her big plans she tells Tiny. Donna holds up her little pussy-cat ears and announces that she is going to pounce on Eric today, and he is going to love it.

Eric tells Pam that something came “up” (something tells me not) and everything can be cancelled except a conference call at the end of the day. He’s about to find his pills when Pam hands him a bottle of water so he can take his “medication.” He thanks her and calls her efficient. Donna calls and Eric tells her that he is on his way. She has a surprise for him, a little preview of their honeymoon escapades. He thinks that sounds fascinating. She hopes he is well-rested because they are going to have a very long, very fulfilling lunch. Oh darn, she forgot to tell him something so she calls back. She hesitates to talk to Pam but finally does and asks if Eric is there? Nope, he just left. Pam asks does she want her to stop him? Donna tells her not to do her any favors. Pam scolds, Donna should let Eric spend his time at the office and not out cavorting with her. She is really nothing but a distraction to him. Donna scoffs, a distraction? She’s an inspiration. And mark her words, Eric will be coming back to the office truly inspired….that is if he comes back at all. Pam guffaws, so Donna is so confident about her ability to inspire him? Donna responds, “oh, Pammy, Pammy, Pammy, have you ever been on a date? Inspiring a man would be something that you would know nothing about.”

Stephanie literally catches Pam with her hand in the cookie jar, claiming she was just straightening up Eric’s desk. He had to leave in a hurry, a very important lunch with Don-nah. Oh really, surmises Stephanie, and she has heard that Donna has had a run of bad-luck lately. Did Pam have anything to do with that? Pam laughs and says, “of course I did.” Eric’s little hot tamale isn’t so hot right now. Stephanie starts to chide her and Pam offers that for her to remember what she told her when she called? Sexuality is Donna’s only weapon. If she loses that, she loses her self-confidence, and she turns to mush like an underdone batch of lemon bars. “Sex appeal is the only thing she’s got to arouse Eric’s interest. So let’s just say I’ve made sure no arousal will take place this afternoon.” She shows Stephanie the bottle of pills and Stephanie rolls her eyes, what has Pam done?

Eric opens the door to the hideaway and Donna throws herself into his arms and they kiss. She meant to tell him to bring something, but she is sure they will manage. He mentions the terrible traffic out there and why he couldn’t get there sooner. She sympathizes, she knows it is a ‘jungle’ out there. But, it’s going to be a jungle in here too! He’s delighted, “oh good, oh good.” He asks if she still thinks that Pam is responsible for all the bad luck lately? Donna assures him she is sure of it. He laughs, but thinks it is just a series of unfortunate events, but doesn’t want to talk about it now. He is here to prove to her that his passion for her can’t be changed because of the hue of her hair or the stains on her teeth….or the wonderful color of her skin.

They kiss over and over until she finally tells him she brought him a salad for lunch but somehow she doesn’t think he’s going to be eating salad for lunch. He concurs he doesn’t think so either so she can throw it away. She calls him her big, bad honey bear. He says this honey bear is hungry for his honey. He roars and she giggles. But, wait, she promised him a little surprise. Just wait and she will be right back. She jaunts off and Eric takes off his jacket and flops down on the bed.

Stephanie literally catches Pam with her hand in the cookie jar, claiming she was just straightening up Eric’s desk. He had to leave in a hurry, a very important lunch with Don-nah. Oh really, surmises Stephanie and she has heard that Donna has had a run of bad-luck lately. Did Pam have anything to do with that? Pam laughs and says, “of course I did.” Eric’s little hot tamale isn’t so hot right now. Stephanie starts to chide her and Pam offers that for her to remember what she told her when she called? Sexuality is Donna’s only weapon. If she loses that, she loses her self-confidence, and she turns to mush like an underdone batch of lemon bars. “Sex appeal is the only thing she’s got to arouse Eric’s interest. So let’s just say I’ve made sure no arousal will take place this afternoon.” She shows Stephanie the bottle of pills and Stephanie rolls her eyes, what has Pam done? Pam admits she did a little switcheroo with Eric’s precious performance pills.

Ashley and Storm laugh over lunch and she declares that he has a wicked sense of humor. She doesn’t know him well, but she thinks he is a dangerous man and she wouldn’t want to get on his bad side. Brooke seems pleased with herself as she walks into Ridge’s office and asks him to guess who is out on a lunch date? Her brother and a very lucky young lady who works here at Forrester. He’s hot, no, no, no, they have to put a stop to that. She says it is only a lunch date. He doesn’t care, and he doesn’t even care who the unlucky lady is. They gotta stop it. She asks what is going on with him? He informs her that he doesn’t trust her brother; he’s dangerous.

Storm remarks that it seems like things have been sort of tough for Ashley since she’s come to L.A. He’s guessing that her engagement didn’t work out well with Ridge. She admits it wasn’t the happiest moment of her life, but she has moved on. She mentions that it’s been a crazy year for a lot of people in L.A. There’s the shooting that happened at their last fashion show….with Stephanie…and right there in the building. And they still haven’t caught the guy…he could be anywhere. It just goes to show you that you can’t be too careful, there’s a lot of demented people out there.

Donna prances out in her little tiger print bra and panties, ears and moves seductively, crawling on her hands and knees toward the bed cooing that deep in the heart of Africa the leopard stalks her prey and she sees the big, strong hunter fast asleep to the sounds of the jungle. She hisses that in all the while she silently stalks her prey….suddenly the hunter hears a noise and he thinks it’s a meow of his little pussycat, but he is wrong. It’s a big cat and she is hungry. Tonight the hunter gets hunted. The leopard is going to devour him. Her heart starts beating faster….she goes in for the kill….and she pounces....……nothing but snores coming from this honey bear! Donna asks her honey bear if he is hibernating? Again, nothing but snores.

Pam laughs and tells Stephanie that she traded Eric’s magic pills with sleeping pills. Stephanie can’t believe she did that. Disappointed, Donna laments why is her jungle seduction not working? Big hunter….he needs to grab his gun and fire. She shakes him but he only snores more. She pouts, please wake up. How could her honey bear fall asleep on her?

Ridge asks Brooke if she heard him? Her brother is not to socialize with anybody in the building. Brooke asks why? (let me count the ways). Ridge repeats – he told her Storm was dangerous. Brooke scoffs that he is not. Ridge repeats that he is. He shot his mother and then blamed it on Brooke’s father. He’s very disturbed. Brooke reminds him that Storm is getting help. Ridge remarks that might be all well and good, but there is no way he is going to hook up with anybody at Forrester. It’s too risky. He feels he has a responsibility to protect their employees. And he honestly feels anyone who hooks up with her brother is in serious jeopardy. She can’t believe she is hearing this from him. Boldly he tells her that her brother is a loose cannon and they cant’ let him get involved with anyone.

Storm and Ashley continue to laugh and have a good time. She thanks him for inviting her to lunch. This has been fun and she appreciates it. He concedes it was fun and he’s kind of hoping they can do it again. As a matter of fact, he knows they will. “I don’t want to take no for an answer.” Echoing…..whoever Storm is with is in danger….is in danger….is in danger.

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