Y&R Transcript Wednesday 1/31/18

Y&R Transcript Wednesday 1/31/18


Episode #11331 ~ Victor makes an unlikely truce; Lauren receives unsettling news; Devon and Hilary share a charged moment.

Provided By Suzanne

Previously on "the young and the restless"...

Ashley: I stand by my decision. I have no plans of going back to jabot as long as jack's there. I'm too busy planning my next move, billy.

Ashley: I take it your father didn't get ahold of you.

Victoria: And tell me what?

Ashley: I now work for newman enterprises.

Lily: You look at him, and you see this innocent baby.

Hilary: And when you look at him?

Lily: I see a physical reminder of cane's affair. I don't know when I'll get past it or if I ever well.

Noah: Tessa never really loved me the way that I loved her, so if you still want her, she's yours.

Tessa: Maybe it's not too late for us.

Mariah: You shut me down, you strung along my brother, and then you stole form me. So whatever we had, there's no chance for us.

Nick: I still can't believe i found a quarter of a million dollars in the bathroom duct. Who would do something like this? It's got to be adam, right?

Chelsea: [ Chuckles ]

Nick: Pretty hot, right?

Chelsea: Smokin'!

[ Laughs ]

Nick: Yeah. Wait. That's it? We're done?

Chelsea: Well, I mean, we've done it twice already. Don't you think doing it again would be, like, a little creepy?

Nick: Yeah, I guess so. You having any second thoughts?

Chelsea: About [Sighs] Socking all this cash away for a rainy day?

Nick: I mean, it's yours. You can do whatever you want with it. You could form a bunch of origami cranes. You could make it rain on me again.

Chelsea: I mean, listen, we'll never know why adam put this in the air vent or where he got the money.

[ Sighs ] But I do think I know where I'm gonna spend some of this cash.

Nick: You mean aside from making that very generous donation to rainbow gardens?

Chelsea: Well, it was a good cause. But I also want to spend some of it on my very sexy handyman.

Cane: Bridgette, finally.

[ Sighs ] Hey.

Lily: Hey. What's wrong?

Cane: This colleague set up this last-minute work meeting.

Lily: Oh. For tonight?

Cane: Yeah, yeah, and it could be a big deal for chancellor, so...

Lily: How big?

Cane: Well, if bridgette doesn't high-tail it over here, I'll never find out, and it doesn't help that the twins aren't here.

Lily: Well, cane, you're freaking out about not having anyone to watch sam, but I'm right in front of you.

Cane: All right, look, it's okay. Um...if mayhew wants to talk, we can just set another time.

Lily: Cane, go. It's fine, okay?

Cane: You sure?

Lily: Yeah. Just do me a favor. Leave the burp cloth.

[ Chuckles ]

Cane: I owe you. Bye, babe.

Lily: Bye.

Cane: Bye.

Lily: Bye.

Lily: We'll be just fine.

[ Chuckles softly ]

Mariah: Since when are you so coy? Are you gonna answer my question or not? Does gc buzz have a new owner?

Hilary: Ugh! What the hell?!

Mariah: What? I thought it was a legitimate question.

Hilary: What are you talking about?

Mariah: What are you talking about?

Hilary: This dress -- it doesn't fit at all!

Mariah: Oh. Bummer. Well, I guess that's what happens when you make an enemy of the woman who is providing you free clothes and alterations. You could go to chelsea and beg for her forgiveness.

Hilary: [ Chuckles ] Please.

Mariah: All right, then. Forget the dress. Do we even have a show that you can wear it on?

Hilary: Oh, that.

Mariah: Yeah, that.

Hilary: Um, yeah. The deal's done, and we are all set.

Mariah: And?

Hilary: And...this show has a new owner.

Mariah: Oh, my god! It's like pulling teeth! Who?!

Devon: That would be me.

Hilary: We have come full circle. Welcome to the next era of "the hilary hour."

Phyllis: So, it's not just a bunch of people flopping around on sofas.

Lauren: [ Laughing ] No. This is a full fenmore's wi-fi lounge, where our customers can recharge their devices.

Phyllis: They can ramp up their social-media presence with stylish geotag filters.

Lauren: Right. Exactly. So to do this, we are going to need some minor renovations and, of course, some technology upgrades.

Phyllis: So, in other words, we need a cash bump.

Lauren: Jack?

Jack: I'll get back to you about this, okay?

Phyllis: Jack.

Lauren: Do -- wha-- did he just --

Phyllis: This is all about ashley's resignation. He's obsessing.

Lauren: You know something? This feud is gonna damage jabot and, by extensions, fenmore'S. Brick-and-mortar stores are closing every single day. We don't have time for jack to process ashley's defection. I hate to say it. I'm sorry that michael didn't lose jack's case.

Phyllis: You know, ravi has some skills, but he hasn't quite whipped up the time machine yet. We're gonna have to use what we have.

Lauren: Which isn't much.

Phyllis: That's not true. You know, jack considers us allies. We had his back during ashley's crusade against him. We just have to find a way... to use that to our advantage.

Jack: You're here. Does that mean you've come to your senses and decided to stay?

Ashley: I'm packing things up, jack. I think that would indicate that I haven't changed my mind. My new office just needed some personalization.

Jack: Wow. You've finally done it -- run straight to the enemy.

Ashley: Victor offered me a package that matches my abilities and my experience. I don't see him as the enemy, jack. I see him as somebody who values my contributions.

Jack: Fine. Turn in your security pass and your company computer. You're no longer welcome at jabot.

Chelsea: It would be a private session, just you and mark -- a private do-it-yourself lesson. He's been a contractor for 20 years, and he's all up to date on all the new technologies and all the techniques, and he uses them to maintain the original integrity of the homes.

Nick: I mean, it sounds... pretty cool, but... I mean, aren't there more fun things for you to use some of this windfall on? Plus I already get a lot of compliments on my hands.

Chelsea: Well, those hands are pretty genius.

Nick: [ Chuckles ] Plus it's your money.

Chelsea: Just let me do this for you. You got so excited about all the welding, and mark can show you all the new fun gadgets. Plus then you get to move on to phase 2 of nick's special night.

Nick: There's a phase 2? What's in phase 2?

Chelsea: Well, you have to meet me at the club, but you cannot go to phase 2 until you complete phase 1.

Nick: Fine. Consider me gone.

Chelsea: [ Chuckles ]

Nick: I hope phase 2 is gonna be fun!

[ Doorbell rings ] Oh. Is this my new best friend mark coming to pick me up?

Chelsea: That would have been an additional cost, so no.

Noah: Hey.

Nick: Hey, dude. What's going on? You all right?

Noah: Yeah. You got a second to talk?

Chelsea: Actually, your dad was just heading to an appointment I made him.

Nick: Uh, you know what? Looks like noah needs to talk. Is there any way we can push that back?

Chelsea: For sure. Let me check with mark if he can push back the lesson a little bit.

Nick: Okay.

[ Sighs ] You okay? Is this about tessa and the breakup?

Noah: Yeah. And, uh...more.

Mariah: This is not a good idea. In fact, this is a very bad idea. Coming full circle is like saying that we've made no progress at all.

Hilary: Who's "we," exactly? This is my company.

Mariah: Yes, is your company, so let's keep it that way. Tell devon that you changed your mind about the deal.

Hilary: And why would I do that?

Mariah: Because gc buzz is all you have ever wanted. You got a divorce from a billionaire, and all you asked for was a tv show. Now you're selling it back to him?

Hilary: I sign those contracts, we become part of a media powerhouse, okay? Devon has clients. They can come on my show, okay? We can start branding partnerships. We'll have more press, higher budgets.

Mariah: More time with with the woman who stole my journal.

Hilary: Ohh! So that's what this is about.

Mariah: I'm not gonna do it. I'll quit.

Hilary: Okay. Just calm down, mariah. Tessa, she's a -- she's a glorified gopher, okay? And you have slightly higher standing. So go get some payback. Send her for an almond milk latte, and then when she comes back, tell her you wanted soy.

Mariah: No! No, hilary. I am not going to do that.

Hilary: Well, I don't know what to tell you, mariah. I sold the show as a package to devon, and you are part of that package. Who knows? Maybe you'll get a raise. Money always irons out the rough spots.

Tessa: So, the contracts are all in order. Should I go?

Devon: Why? 'Cause of mariah? You know that hilary's staff is now a part of the hamilton-winters team. You have to find a way to make this work.

Hilary: Let's sign some contracts, shall we?

Devon: Let's do it.

Hilary: Mariah is happy to witness.

Mariah: That's me -- happy, happy.

Tessa: Here you go.

Devon: Thank you.

Hilary: All right. Here we go. And there we have it.

Devon: [ Chuckles softly ]

Hilary: I think this calls for a celebration.

Devon: Great minds... champagne will be on ice at the office, so why don't you guys stop by and we can toast to this winning partnership?

Jack: By contract, you're not allowed to share jabot's secrets with any competitor. I assume you know that.

Ashley: Jack, I'm not going to take anything to newman that doesn't fit right here in this box. I'm so excited about all the new ideas I have to explore.

Jack: You had a million opportunities to go to newman. Hell, you were married to that bastard. Even then, you showed some loyalty to dad's company. Why now? Why go to the dark side now -- just to spite me?

Ashley: [ Laughs ] You're something else, you know that? You're not the center of the universe. I've always been success-driven, jack. You know that. I'm just excited. I have all these different avenues to pursue!

Jack: Fantastic. What, are you gonna rise to the top at newman? Victor and victoria aren't gonna allow that. It's a family company.

Ashley: Oh, okay. Wait. You think I'm just gonna be handling cosmetics? Well, that's true. I am gonna be overseeing some of the makeup lines, but I'll also be dealing with different divisions, an opportunity i never had here at jabot. And while I'm doing that, I'm also going to be reporting to victor, not victoria ever. Guess what else. I have family there -- my daughter, family I can count on.

Jack: You know one thing i heard in that pretty press release? You answer to victor -- victor, who has caused our family more pain, more damage than I care to remember. You're lying right in his path.

Ashley: I'm not that naive. I learned a long time ago not to put all my trust in one man. I will say this, though. All the years that victor has known about my true paternity, he has never once used it against me. Hot pockets.

Lauren: That's a good idea.

Phyllis: It's a great idea. We have to position it to jack that ashley had too much in her r&d budget, which she did. It was wasteful, it was entitled, and that money should be at fenmore'S.

Lauren: We could do so much with an influx of cash. Jack, can we speak to you for a moment? We have a way to make this wi-fi lab --

Jack: I heard what both of you had to say. Don't push it.

Phyllis: Hey, jack, you know what? We're trying to make money for fenmore's and jabot.

Hilary: Jack, I was hoping that we could talk.

Jack: I'm busy. Schedule something with gloria.

Hilary: No, no. You need to hear this now.

Phyllis: After he hears our idea, hilary. We're in the middle of something.

Jack: Five minutes.

Jack: Make it fast.

Hilary: I just sold gc buzz to hamilton-winters. Just signed the papers.

Jack: And, what, you're here to gloat? Add another knife to my back?!

Phyllis: Hilary. She's in. We're out. That's really good. That's super. Not offensive at all.

Lauren: Hmm?

Phyllis: [ Sighs heavily ]

Lauren: I am sorry. Scott's six hours ahead, and i don't want to miss his call.

Phyllis: I get it. Daniel's painting, and summer's traipsing. I don't know. Kids -- they have some nerve, moving away.

Lauren: [ Laughs ] Yeah. You know, scott needed a change -- I mean, needed it badly. I think london's gonna be good for him. You know, it's better than being back here with that sharon-abby debacle.

Phyllis: Yeah, but, still, it's not easy. I mean, you just got him home. Now he's moving off again.

Lauren: Yeah. I know. But at least he's safe, you know? He's not in a war zone. Ugh. And I have to hope that, eventually, he'll come home. Okay. Let's talk about fenmore's and how we keep it relevant if we cannot get jack's attention.

Phyllis: Well, we can and we will. We are both members of the board now, and we are an alliance, which means we're a force to be reckoned with.

Lauren: Yes, we are.

Phyllis: And it's not just you and me. I'm sure that I can convince billy that this is going to be a solid investment.

Lauren: Really?

Phyllis: Mm.

Lauren: However will you be doing that?

Phyllis: Once I get him to come to our side and speak to the other board members, jack may not have enough votes to oppose us.

Hilary: Jack, this isn't a betrayal. Gc buzz isn't just "the hilary hour." It is a production entity that is waiting to expand. We are ready for more projects and more specials, and joining up with hamilton-winters, it is gonna give us funding and access. Of course jabot is going to be the sole sponsor of "the hilary hour." You and neil are so close because of your foundation. I just -- I assumed that this wouldn't be an issue.

Jack: Neil is not the issue. Victor is.

Hilary: Victor is not involved.

Jack: Newman is hamilton-winters' biggest P.R. Client. How long till the show that i sponsor is pushing newman products?

Hilary: I would never let that happen. Neil and devon may own it, but i still control it. It is my voice, my message, my face. I'm not gonna be some newman mouthpiece, and I doubt that devon and neil are gonna roll over, either.

Jack: And you have that in writing? No, so you can't predict what's going to happen. I know the newmans better than you do.

Hilary: I've had my fair share of run-ins. And, trust me, victoria is not gonna let a newman or her products on my show ever again. If it's not clear, my loyalty is to you, jack -- now and always. You didn't just give me a job when I crashed and burned. You gave me a friendship.

[ Voice breaking ] And I will never, ever forget that. Trust me. Please. I won't let you down.

Lily: Hush, little baby, don't say a word

papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird

[ Crying ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Crying continues ]

Cane: Uh, mayhew, something's come up, and I'll call you later about the deal, but I have to get home, okay? I'm sorry. Excuse me. At petsmart, we understand that different pets

Cane: Lily.

Lily: Shh, shh, shh, shh. Do you have him?

Bridgette: Oh, yeah.

Lily: Okay.

Bridgette: We're good. Aren't we, little guy?

Lily: [ Sighs ] So, what are you doing home already? How was your meeting?

Cane: Listen, mayhew was late, so I, uh -- I-I checked on the baby-camera app.

Lily: What -- what did you see?

Cane: I know it's hard for you, okay, to look after sam.

Lily: [ Scoffs ] I had twins, cane. I think one baby's a cake walk.

Cane: Okay, but I-I saw you singing.

Lily: [ Scoffs ] I-I just had a moment.

Cane: But it was more than one moment. Come here. The other night when you said that victoria needed to meet you at the office and you had to stay late in the evening, I know she was out of town, and I'm starting to think that maybe you just didn't want to come home until sam had fallen asleep.

Lily: [ Sighs softly ] He's just this innocent, sweet baby, and I-I can't resent him.

Cane: I know I focus more on him and not enough on you.

Lily: I'm an adult.

Cane: Okay, and I hurt you, and now sam is here.

Lily: Where he should be, with his father, brother, and sister.

Cane: It's too much too soon.

Lily: Cane, what option do we have? This is his home as much as anyone else. And there's no way to ease him in. Babies have needs, and I knew what I was signing up for.

Cane: And yet it's still too much, okay? Look, we finally found a way back to each other, and I love how you pitch in with sam, 'cause that's who you are. You are generous and you are kind and you are loving.

Lily: Cane, I am not a saint.

Cane: [ Sighs ]

Lily: And I can admit that, even if you can'T.

Cane: You're the woman... that I love more than I ever thought possible, and you gave me a chance when no one else would. And I know it's important that sam blends into our family, but our family starts with you and me, okay? So before we do any of that, we have to make sure that you and i are on track as a couple.

Lily: Well, we don't have time for that.

Cane: We're gonna have to make time right now. So... lily... will you go on a date with me?

Lily: [ Chuckles ]

Cane: [ Chuckles ]

Phyllis: Ah, you look chipper.

Hilary: Well, jack is always so decent.

Phyllis: Yes, he is the best.

Hilary: Actually, I had a problem at fenmore's today.

Lauren: I'm sorry to hear that.

Hilary: Yeah. My assistant went to return a dress that i had purchased online, and they said they had no record of the sale.

Lauren: Really? That's odd.

Phyllis: System is solid. I should know. Here's the man himself.

Ravi: Should I be nervous?

Hilary: Not this time. I promise.

Lauren: Did I miss something?

Phyllis: There was an online glitch. There's not a record of a sale.

Hilary: It was for a chelsea 2.0 dress. She no longer supplies wardrobe for my show, but I looked up her new line.

Ravi: This is from a standard search engine?

Hilary: Yeah, and I found this really cute number.

Phyllis: But you're returning it.

Hilary: Well, the fit wasn't right, and the fit is always right. I had my assistant take it to the store, but the computer said the sale never happened.

Ravi: Huh. That'S...weird. Let me take a look at it and I'll get back to you.

Hilary: Okay. Thanks.

Noah: You know, the last couple years have been me making one bad choice after another. I mean, over and over again, i keep on meeting these women that I know I can't trust. I mean, I know it in my gut. And then I say to myself, "you know what? This time is gonna be different. I'm gonna trust her. Hell, I'll move her into my apartment, 'cause that makes sense."

Nick: You know, there's something to be said for giving people the benefit of the doubt.

Noah: Yeah. There's trust, and then there's just being a chump, and I have been the latter how many times? And I'm not just talking about my love life, dad. I mean, look at me. I'm not a kid, but am I really an adult? I mean, working at the top of the tower, it's fine, but it's not exactly a life goal.

Nick: Are you still upset that we didn't go through with the underground expansion?

Noah: That was more about working with you than anything else. It wasn't exactly some career plan. And that's just the thing. I keep on going from one thing to the next without any real plan.

Nick: Dude, you're talking to the king of one thing to the next. There's nothing wrong with that. If you need some time to figure out your next move, then do it. There's nothing wrong with it. You know, why don't you come work with me at the apartment building? That'd be fun.

Noah: Side by side with you is great, but it would just be another distraction. I need to find my own way.

Nick: [ Sighing ] Yeah. I hear you. Just -- just promise me you're not gonna measure your life based on your career. Sometimes your passion is what you do when you're not working. You know, when you find that thing you love, you are gonna know it.

Noah: You always said that your main job was being a dad.

Nick: Still is.

Noah: You know, the way that tessa loves music... I-I can't think of anything that I love that much.

Nick: Well, not yet, but...

Noah: You think I made a mistake -- breaking up with her, I mean?

Nick: I can't answer that. But I will tell you that if you don't have trust, you don't have anything to build on.

Chelsea: Uh, nick, I spoke to the contractor. He can't see you much later today, so I can try for another day, but it might take a while.

Noah: Go. Play with some power tools. I'm good.

Nick: Yeah?

Noah: Seriously, yeah.

Nick: All right. I'm outta here. You want to come with me? We could have a jigsaw contest.

Chelsea: That sounds great, but I think I am in need of some chill mommy time.

Nick: All right. Dude, I'll walk you out. I'll see you at the club later.

Chelsea: Okay. Bye. Bye, noah.

Noah: See ya.

Nick: Phase 2!

Chelsea: Phase 2.

Nick: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hi, I'm mike ditka.

Tessa: Hi. I'm here to get that champagne and ice bucket for devon.

Victor: Well, now, is there a celebration at the hamilton-winters office?

Tessa: Yes.

Victor: Ah. Are you gonna join it?

Noah: Uh, no. No. Uh, tessa and I aren't together anymore, grandpa.

Victor: Oh. What did you do now?

Noah: Oh, it's not like that. It just didn't work out.

Victor: Well, the fact that she insinuated herself into the newman family and absconded with your grandmother's gun --

Noah: Well, it's over now, so it doesn't matter.

Tessa: Like it never happened.

Victor: Dear, I know it happened, and I will never forget it.

Noah: I got to get to the gym. Thanks for the drink, grandpa.

Victor: Have a great workout, noah.

Noah: Thank you.

[ Clears throat ]

Victor: Do you remember that I offered you $100,000 to get the hell out of town and you refused? And now you have nothing to show for it, do you? Now, my grandson may claim that nothing happened, but I know better. So let me give you warning. Don't you ever... cross a newman again.

Cane: Hey. You know, we should plan on doing this at least once a week, you know?

Lily: Well, does grocery shopping count?

Cane: Hmm. No, 'cause it's meant to be fun.

Lily: [ Chuckles ]

Cane: You know, I'm thinking dinner, uh, some light music, movie.

Lily: Yeah. Movies have always been our thing.

Cane: Yeah.

Lily: Maybe this will be our next "casablanca."

Cane: Definitely.

Lily: [ Laughs ]

Cane: Except you know this one has a super gorilla and a girl with purple skin, but, hey, we can roll with that, huh?

[ Both laugh ]

Lily: Shh, shh. Here we go. Here we go.

Cane: Hey. Come here.

Devon: Hey, tessa. I just wanted to tell you that i notice how hard you've been working lately. You're the first person in every day and the last person out. You really stepped up, and I'm very impressed by that.

Tessa: Well, working is always a good thing, and I don't have anything else to focus on right now, so I'm all-in.

Hilary: I'm lookin' for a party!

Devon: Hey. Hey. You found the right place. We got to kick things off right. Very excited, and I have a good feeling about this new partnership.

Hilary: Well, I think this is what progress looks like.

Mariah: Oh, great. I didn't miss anything. My dear old friend champagne.

Devon: You know, I had graphics mock up some social-media poster when we announce the deal. You want to take a look at it?

Hilary: Yeah.

Mariah: Oh, I would love t-- okay.

Tessa: They want us to talk.

Mariah: That's nice of them.

Tessa: I-I'm glad you came.

Mariah: I'm glad there's champagne.

Tessa: Look, there are gonna be more days like this -- maybe not with drinks and toasts -- but we're gonna be in the same place at the same time. So we have to find a way to move forward... and figure out a way to do this together. I mean, whatever you need.

Ashley: [ Sighs ] Hey.

Ravi: Hey. Heard you were in the office. Had to see for myself.

Ashley: Yeah, just for a moment.

Ravi: You really are leaving?

Ashley: Yeah. I've come and gone from jabot a couple times. I'm not quite sure why this time feels so...final.

Ravi: Well, I'm glad I got the chance to say goodbye.

Ashley: Is that this is, really? Come on. We had a friendship outside these walls. Does that have to change?

Ravi: Of course not. Seeing you every day was one of the perks of working at this place. You gave me my first shot here. It was an honor to watch you work.

Ashley: Ravi, I'm trying very, very hard to be stoic. Please don't blow it for me.

Ravi: I wouldn't dream of it.

Ashley: Okay.

Ravi: I wish you nothing but the best, ashley.

Ashley: The same here. Could you do me a favor?

Ravi: Anything.

Ashley: Please don't let jack drag you into something unethical. Could you just try to be the, uh, moral compass that jabot really deserves?

Ravi: You have my word.

Jack: Congratulations on your new hire.

Victor: I couldn't have done it without you. You did an excellent job driving your sister away from jabot.

Jack: Scotch, neat.

Victor: So, what's next? Lawsuit? Insults? Bluster?

Jack: Just a request.

Victor: And what's that?

Jack: Treat my sister with the respect she deserves.

[ Both laugh quietly ]

[ Boom! ]

Cane: [ Laughs quietly ]

Lily: Oh, my god.

Cane: Shh, shh, shh.

Lily: I'm so sorry.

Cane: Shh. [ Laughs ]

Lily: I'm so sorry. Oh, my god.

Cane: Sorry.

Lily: I am so sorry.

Cane: [ Laughs ]

Mariah: Hi.

Noah: Hey.

Mariah: Big workout?

Noah: Yeah. I'm just getting out some aggressions.

Mariah: I can't imagine why.

Noah: Oh, yeah. No reason, really.

Mariah: Wait. Did you run in to...

Noah: Uh, yeah. She was getting some champagne. I was at the bar with grandpa.

Mariah: Does victor know --

Noah: What? That? No. Still, it was...brutal.

Mariah: Yeah. Tell me about it. We're, uh, working together now, like, officially.

Noah: Hilary hired tessa?

Mariah: No. Devon did.

Noah: She told me that devon dropped her from the label.

Mariah: Yeah. He did. And then he hired her as an assistant, and then he bought gc buzz, so now we all work together.

Noah: Well...that... sucks.

Mariah: Yeah. It does. You're...speechless. I was, too. Obviously, I'm not now, 'cause I'm talking currently.

Noah: You're screwed.

Mariah: Yep. I am. Thank you for that. I feel much, much better now.

Noah: Well, I can't help with the big picture, but, um... I do have a short-term solution.

Mariah: Medically induced coma?

Noah: Second choice. First choice -- save the universe.

Mariah: I'm not exactly dressed for the job.

Noah: Are you in or out?

Mariah: Yeah. I think I could squeeze saving the universe in my schedule.

Noah: Okay. Come on.

Mariah: [ Chuckles ]

Victor: How's your mother doing, by the way? Abby tells me that she... seems to be more comfortable in paris.

Jack: And the doctor said there would be good periods and bad. We seem to be in one of the better stretches.

Victor: Well, I'm glad to hear that.

Ashley: Hi, nick.

Nick: Hey. Did you know about this? I'm gonna take that as a "no."

Ashley: Well, they're probably talking about my defection, but since they're not thumping their chests, it's hard to tell. Either way, I think I'm gonna go have dinner someplace else.

Nick: Wait, wait, wait. So, it's true? You're going to newman?

Ashley: Yeah. It's official.

Nick: [Chuckling] I mean, I got to be honest. I never saw that coming.

Ashley: It's just a job... with, you know, incredible compensation and power.

Nick: Yeah, but it's at newman.

Ashley: True. But at least I didn't take my abbott trust fund and hand it over to victor.

Nick: [ Chuckles ] That's good. Well, I'll have you know, ashley, that I'm a lot happier than I ever was when I had the money.

Ashley: Really?

Nick: Yeah. I mean, everybody thinks it's a boneheaded move.

Ashley: [ Laughs ]

Nick: Everyone except chelsea.

Jefferson: Have you ever noticed how grateful you are to see daylight at the end after coming through a long, dark tunnel? Well, see, always try to see life around you as if you'd just come out of a tunnel.

[ Television shuts off ]

Cane: Do you think it's too early to, uh, think that we made it through?

Lily: No. I don't think so.

[ Sam cries ]

Cane: [ Groans ] Well, bridgette's still here, so, uh, I think we continue on with this date, huh?

[ Both chuckle softly ]

Mariah: So, just to be clear, we're not actually saving the world. We're watching actors in costumes save a world that looks like ours. It's pretend.

Noah: Yeah, but we bought popcorn and drinks. We're supporting the local economy. That much is real.

Mariah: I guess we are superheroes after all.

Noah: I am in awe of us.

[ Both laugh ]

Mariah: You know, we'll probably have to critique this movie afterward over drinks.

Noah: Tessa and I used to do that.

Mariah: So did we.

Devon: There you go. Tessa? Want some?

Tessa: Oh, no. I'm okay. Thanks.

Devon: Why don't you take off for the night and have some time to yourself?

Tessa: Oh, it's okay. I still have some work to do.

Devon: That girl works 24/7.

[ Both chuckle ]

Hilary: I need to thank you... 'cause you made a lot of my dreams come true today.

Devon: You know, you really don't like to do things the easy way, 'cause you're free and single now, and you want to have a baby.

Hilary: I will make it happen, too.

Devon: I have no doubt that you will make it happen. When there's something you want, there's not a damn thing in the world that can stop you.

Tessa: Excuse me.

Lauren: Oh, no, you're not.

Phyllis: It's just a thought.

Lauren: [ Chuckling ] Really? You're measuring ashley's office and her chair isn't even cold yet?

Phyllis: This isn't really her chair, you know. She sits on a throne of ice, as befits an ice queen.

Ravi: I'm gonna pretend i didn't hear that, because we have much bigger problems.

Lauren: Fenmore's website. How bad is it?

Ravi: The problem is not our programming at all. I found a mirror site designed to look like the chelsea 2.0 section of fenmore'S.

Lauren: Mirror site?

Ravi: A phony duplicate. You remove one letter from the url so it looks like you're going to the verified site, but it's a fraud. A lot of crooks use this tactic to sell cheap goods or stolen goods.

Lauren: What?! How long have they been draining customers from us and defrauding them?! And now our customers think that we're sending out second-rate product? Oh, my god. They are stealing from me, and they are ruining my family name!

Ravi: So far, all I found copied is the chelsea 2.0 division. It's not brand-wide.

Phyllis: Any loss is too much. You need to fix this now.

Lauren: And we need to warn chelsea.

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