Y&R Transcript Monday 5/1/17

Y&R Transcript Monday 5/1/17


Episode # 11160 ~ Nikki takes control; Cane plots against Billy; Jack & Gloria's secret is exposed.

Provided By Suzanne

[Kissing sounds]

Billy: Listen. I will tell Victoria.  I just need a little bit of time, okay? I promise. I just want to make sure that Nikki's health is back on track.

Phyllis: Sounds pretty open-ended to me.

Billy: It's not open-ended.

Phyllis: Billy...

Billy: Look. I want the same thing as you -- to be out in the open and we'll have no secrets, just you and me, together with nothing to hide. Do you trust me?

Cane: Hey.

Phyllis: Hey.

Cane: Hey, you have a good night, okay?

Phyllis: Thanks. I plan to. You, too.

Lily: Oh, God! I'm sorry!

Jordan: It's all good.

Lily: Now you see why I avoid the runway. The same reason why you avoid ice skating parties.

Jordan: Is this about you falling on top of me?

Lily: Uh, I did not.

Jordan: Oh, that's right. I meant when you pummeled me on the ice in new York.

Lily: What? That is not how it went down!

Jordan: Really? Because I still have the bruises.

Lily: I'm sorry, I would have been fine if you hadn't pulled me and dragged me down with you. [Laughing] Really? I can get the videotape if you want. I know what it'll show.

Jordan: Yeah, yeah, I would like to see that.

Lily: [Laughs]

Jordan: Excuse me one second. Is it possible that I can get some champagne?

Hilary: Careful, lily. Hands off.

Victoria: Now, I think relationships are especially challenging for strong women, don't you think?

Juliet: I think I love that you consider me a part of that category.

Victoria: Well, that's why I hired you. And you'll see for yourself, if you haven't already...

Juliet: In my limited experience, I tend to agree with you. And what you said about wanting Billy back, what's confided in the powder room, stays in the powder room.

Victoria: Thank you.

Billy: Isn't it funny how there's never any company bonding in the men's room?

Victoria: It depends on the company.

Billy: [Chuckles]

Phyllis: Came to talk a little business with Ashley and Ravi, but from the looks of things, the brash & sassy! Table is having the most fun tonight.

Cane: Yeah. It looks like everyone's getting something out of the evening, huh?

Victoria: [Laughs]

Billy: It's true, though.


Jack: Hello, Victor.

Nikki: Darling! I'm so glad you're home. How was your trip?

Victor: Enlightening. And I can see I didn't come back a moment too soon.

Victor: My wife promised me she would protect my family during my absence. I don't know how that was possible, considering she's consorting with the likes of you.

Jordan: Were we consorting?

Nikki: Hardly. Sorry to disappoint, dear, but I invited jack over to hear a piano piece I've been working on.

Jack: Which was lovely, by the way. Reminded me of old times.

Nikki: And then we had a nice, long catch-up chat.

Jack: So there's no reason to have a fit of jealousy. Nikki's my ex-wife. She happens to be my favorite ex-wife, but my ex-wife nonetheless. We had some wonderful years, and the time I spent with her raising Nicholas and Victoria are among the happiest of my life. And then, of course, you came back and ruined it all.

Victor: You give me entirely too much credit, jack Abbott. As I say again, you've always been capable of ruining all on your own whatever's good in your life.

Jack: You, my dear, should be nominated for sainthood.

Nikki: Well, it's been a lovely visit, jack.

Jack: Yeah, I'll be on my way. Victor, I just wanted to say, I know you're dealing with painful information about Adam's death and Chloe Mitchell's part in it. That must be difficult. Adam and I were very close, and when I think of him alone in that cabin, dreaming of a life with Chelsea and Connor, knowing someone was willfully trying to end that life and all of his dreams...

Nikki: Jack, as you can imagine, this has come as a big shock to the whole family.

Jack: I know we have a lot of garbage between us. That aside, father to father, I can only imagine the hell you're going through, both of you. I'm very sorry.

Nikki: Thank you.

Jordan: Here we are.

Hilary: Well, that was a fun little story.

Jordan: What, me and lily?

Hilary: You two collapsing in a tangled-up four-legged hot mess, right there in the spotlight?

Jordan: Yeah, that's what happened.

Hilary: And you sure enjoyed telling it. [Chuckles]

Jordan: Is that a little green-eyed jealousy I'm detecting?

Hilary: No. Not from me, sweetie.

Jordan: Okay.

Hilary: I'm just trying to picture how Cane will react.

Jordan: Lily and I are old friends, working together again. It's all good. But she's a wife and a mother first, and I have my own priorities to keep me busy. Cane has the score.

Hilary: And a bit of an Aussie temper.

Jordan: Like when he gets wild and freaky after a few beers? 'Cause I heard he does that, too.

Cane: All right, guys, I want to say something. Here you are, sweetheart.

Lily: Oh, thank you.

Cane: All right, I had my doubts about this little bonding experience, but you know what? I think it was a brilliant idea, Victoria.

Victoria: Thank you. Hold on a second, are you serious?

Cane: Yes. Very serious, you know, 'cause I think it's important that we interact with each other outside of work, 'cause, you know, it humanizes us.

Billy: Maybe one day, you can take us on a walkabout, Cane.

Cane: I'm not kidding. Seriously, you know, because these opportunities, they give us a moment to know things about each other that otherwise we wouldn't know.

Billy: So you are being serious.

Cane: Yeah, I mean, you know, think about it. Like, take you for example. Okay, you know, here you are, you're pulling out the chairs, refilling the drinks, and taking care of the ladies...

Billy: Are you saying I have a bright future as a maître d'?

Cane: All right, this is not a cheap shot, all right? I'm being genuinely serious with you, because now I have an opportunity to see why the ladies like you so much. You know, because you have this charm and this gift of the gab and, you know, you and I may have this, you know, competitive thing we do at work, but you know what? At the end of the day, we are on the same team, you know what I mean?

Billy: We are all on the same team, and it's a great team because we all work together. So cheers to that.

Lily: Yes. Hear, hear!

Victoria: Well, I would be lying if I said that I didn't want this to happen, but I was certainly hoping that it would.

Juliet: We should do this more often.

Cane: Okay, so, then I would like to take an opportunity to make a toast to the lady we owe it all to, okay? Actually, I have a better idea. Billy, you can lead us in this one.

Billy: So, with that being said, let's raise a glass to the talented, visionary woman who brought this unruly group together and got us all moving in the same direction. Cheers to Victoria.

Cane: Victoria!

Lily: Yes!

Billy: Cheers.

Victoria: Thank you, Billy. That was very sweet. I have to say, if there's one thing that prepared me for this job, as wonderful and terrifying as it may be, is raising two small children and one attitude-impaired teenager.

Juliet: Oh, come on, I'm sure Billy's attitude has improved over time.

Billy: Hey!

Victoria: Well, on this occasion, I actually wasn't talking about Billy, although he can sometimes be...

Cane: Be what? A handful?

Victoria: Um...

Cane: Huh?

Billy: You know what? [Clears throat] Thank you, everybody. It's been a great night, but it's time for me to hit the hay.

Cane: Where you going? It's early.

Billy: Oh, you know, I've got work to do. No rest for the weary.

Cane: No, it's "wicked." You mean to say "no rest for the wicked."

Victoria: It works both ways, so -- Billy, why don't I drive you back to the office so you can get your car, and everybody, please stay, have more drinks, whatever you want. It's on me. I want you to celebrate.

Lily: [Giggles]

Victoria: Good night.

Lily: Thank you! Good night.

Cane: Night.

Lily: Aww. It's nice seeing Victoria in such a good mood. I think it's mostly about Billy, not that she isn't thrilled with the rest of us.

Cane: No, you're right. This is all on Billy.

Jordan: All right, now that we have a little space...

Hilary: Tell me.

Jordan: Juliet let it slip that when Cane's drunk, he gets kind of...

Hilary: Kind of what?

Jordan: Cray cray.

Hilary: [Laughs] Cray cray? How old are we?

Jordan: All right, fine. I heard that he can get a little wild when he throws back a few.

Hilary: And he was with Juliet in Tokyo... maybe this is where she saw this wild-and-crazy Cane.

Jordan: Mm. Seems logical.

Hilary: Hey! Mariah. Can you excuse us for a minute?

Jordan: Oh, sure. I have to go talk to lily about tomorrow's shoot anyway.

Hilary: Okay.

Jordan: Excuse me.

Hilary: How do you feel about a little team-building exercise?

Mariah: Like brash & sassy!?

Hilary: Yeah. Why not?

Mariah: Well, 'cause your show is called "the Hilary hour with Hilary Curtis." Key word being Hilary. It doesn't involve much of a team, so there's not much to build upon.

Hilary: Okay, please, please, can you just stop? [Sighs] I cannot believe that you are forcing me to do this right now, but here goes. I couldn't pull off the show without you.

Mariah: Are you drunk?

Hilary: No.

Mariah: Wait, I'm -- I'm confused. Are we -- we're not...bonding, right? No.

Hilary: No.

Jordan: So, are we all set for tomorrow?

Lily: If you insist.

Lily: Well, honey, I hope this team is as built as it's gonna get 'cause this one's making me model at the crack of dawn.

Jordan: It's an outdoor shoot, so the perfect lighting is essential.

Lily: Yeah, and so is the right amount of sleep.

Cane: So that's our cue?

Lily: Mm-hmm.

Cane: Good night, everyone.

Lily: Juliet, why don't you walk down with us? We'll walk you to your car. Bye, guys.

Devon: Hey, Jordan. I'm glad I, uh, caught you alone.

Ravi: Phyllis. Phyllis, you -- you have lectured me, you have told me to step up my game, you've practically told me to dress for the woman that I want to be with --

Phyllis: Whoa, pump the brakes.

Ravi: And then why I -- [Exhales sharply] When I finally get her to agree to go out on a date with me --

Phyllis: A date? Tonight?

Ravi: Yeah.

Phyllis: Was a date-date?

Ravi: That was the plan.

Phyllis: I had no idea.

Ravi: You had no idea? Me and Ashley alone, at night, fancy restaurant? None of that registered for you?

Phyllis: A date...

Ravi: Why is this so shocking? I mean, why would you take me out and buy me all those clothes if the thought of us being together was that incomprehensible? Was it just a game to you?

Phyllis: No.

Ravi: It was, wasn't it? It was just a game, telling me to go after some woman you clearly consider out of my league, which is exactly what I told you when you started with this torture experiment.

Phyllis: Okay, stop! Hey! Hold on! You're wonderful. You're attractive. You got more going on than you have ever believed. Maybe I thought Ashley would never take you seriously.

Ravi: What, you never even considered the possibility?

Phyllis: I didn't think she had the character, honestly. And that would have been her loss. I thought you deserved the best. I still do. Why didn't you say something?

Ravi: I don't know. Didn't want to make it a thing. Too much pressure.

Phyllis: I'm really sorry.

Ravi: Thanks. Why'd you even come? You barely even spoke to us.

Phyllis: Eh, I didn't want to be alone.

Ravi: I get that.

Phyllis: All right. I screwed up, all right? My bad. But that does not mean you are hopeless.

Ravi: I think it does.

Phyllis: Uh, no. Go after her. Now.

Ravi: Really?

Phyllis: Yeah. A guy shows up on my doorstep, tries to fix things, to prove to me that I'm important to him? That is the melting point of the female heart. Believe me. I'm telling you the truth. Go.

Ravi: Okay.

Phyllis: Go!

Ravi: All right, all right. [Sighs]

Ashley: Hi.

Jack: Hey.

Ashley: Just dropping off a swag-bag for Mrs. Martinez from the conference in New York.

Jack: How very thoughtful of you.

Ashley: Yeah.

Jack: Surprised to see you earlier. How was your dinner with Ravi?

Ashley: It would have been better if Phyllis hadn't joined us. She kind of barged in.

Jack: Ooh, dear. Date night officially became a business dinner?

Ashley: Oh, look at you. You know, I enjoy spending time with Ravi because he's so intelligent. He can talk about opera, he can talk about technology, he can talking about solid...

Jack: My, things have heated up since new York. You're a busy woman. This is awfully convenient.

Ashley: Yeah, well, at least we know why Ravi's actually at jabot, unlike your friend Gloria.

Jack: Lay off of Gloria. She has specific skills.

Ashley: Do you ever hear what's coming out of your mouth?

Jack: Gloria is doing excellent work. I consider her an asset.

Ashley: Well, you're the only one, jack.

Jack: Well, she doesn't work for you.

Ashley: Why does she work for you, actually? You know very well she can't be trusted.

Jack: You're wrong.

Ashley: We should get rid of her. Give me one reason why we can't.

Jack: Because I don't want to.

Ashley: Jack, that's ridiculous.

Jack: Because I like having her around!

Ashley: No, you don't!

Jack: Because Gloria and I have --

Ashley: Gloria and you what? No... no! Oh, my God. No!

Victor: You dare bring jack Abbott into this house, making it more painfully obvious that you're shutting me out of our family? He must have gobbled up your version of events like a hungry animal.

Nikki: Are you referring to the truth? Because I said nothing about that. I promised I would keep your secret, and I did because my word actually means something.

Victor: So, nothing has changed in my absence?

Nikki: Where was that?

Victor: None of your business! I honestly thought you had come to your senses while I was gone, stopped being irrational.

Nikki: You're calling me irrational?

Victor: You bet.

Nikki: Unbelievable. I'm going to bed.

Victor: Now, wait for one second. Think about this. Seriously. I understand if Nicholas and Victoria are turning their back on me. They've done that before. They've stabbed me in the back before. But I thought that you -- you of all people -- would understand me.

Nikki: Is that what you think?

Victor: That's what I think.

Victor: What, dean miller brought this by for you?

Nikki: Yes, and it put me in a very awkward position, just as you wanted.

Victor: Why would that put you in an awkward position? I just, you know, obviously wanted to do something for you and then build this research facility so you could this fight damnable disease.

Nikki: In a gesture so grand that I couldn't possibly stay mad at you.

Victor: Your reaction didn't play into this at all. I wanted to do something, okay? Make amends for the death of my son.

Nikki: I see that.

Victor: Why are you so cold? Nicholas and Victoria turning against me, I'm used to. They've done that before. They've put the knife in my back before! But you? You're the love of my life. The hell is the matter with you? You turn against me? You know I didn't want Adam killed!

Nikki: It doesn't mean that you're not responsible. Or that I'll let you stay in this house with me.

Devon: Jordan, it's cool, man. We don't have to play games 'cause I know that you and Hilary aren't just friends.

Jordan: That's right. But you did say you didn't have a problem with us dating, so...

Devon: I sure did, um, but here's the thing. We've been through a lot, and Hilary and I have seen the best and the worst in each other, and right now, you're getting Hilary's best -- her beauty, charisma...

Jordan: Come on, man. She's a force of nature.

Devon: If it's a tsunami.

Jordan: Well, it seems you survived it. And like you said before, you don't need to worry about it anymore.

Devon: Well, sure, but I still want what's best for Hilary, you know?

Jordan: No disrespect, but that's probably why your marriage didn't work out, because you don't know what that is.

Devon: That's fair. Um, I'm just trying to give you some friendly advice, though, man. Hilary gets insecure, and when that happens, she starts to try and manipulate people in situations.

Jordan: I like high-maintenance women, you know? They keep it interesting. And I'm happy to know they're not out for my money 'cause I ain't got none.

Devon: [Chuckles] All right, well, you don't need money, man, but good luck with Hurricane Hilary.

Hilary: Oh, look. More bonding, and they don't even work together.

Mariah: Must be this place. I guess there's something about a $20 Caesar salad that just brings the world together.

Ashley: Look, jack, right now, I need you to be as honest with me as you've ever been in your entire life, okay? Gloria and you are...

Jack: Friends. We're friends.

Ashley: Why did you take that pause? Gloria and I have developed a complicated relationship.

Ashley: Oh, my God, you're sleeping with her.

Jack: We are friends! With benefits.

Ashley: Oh, my God. No! Do you have any idea how wrong this is on so many levels? She was your step-mother, jack!

Jack: Stop it, stop it! I am not ashamed!

Ashley: You should be ashamed!

Jack: It may be difficult to comprehend what Gloria and I have...

Ashley: Nobody should ever have to comprehend this situation ever!

Jack: But it works for us! Just like your friendship with Ravi.

Ashley: Oh, don't you dare do that. Ravi and Gloria are not in the same category. Are you kidding me? Completely different situations! What you're trying to do right now is you're trying to deflect. And I am not done with you.

Victoria: You were awfully quiet in the car.

Billy: Well, it's, uh, been a long day.

Victoria: No, come on. Tell me the truth. What are your thoughts on tonight?

Billy: I thought tonight was awesome. I thought everybody had a really good time, and I think it was great for morale.

Victoria: Yeah, well, you seemed a little eager to escape.

Billy: I just, uh, have been out of the office a lot lately, and I need to get some work done.

Victoria: That is the hard work that I am talking about. [Sighs] Billy... I hope you know I meant everything that I said about you tonight.

Billy: Yeah. No, of course I do. It's just -- you don't have to single me out like that. It's a little embarrassing.

Victoria: What? Are you kidding me? Praise? When does Billy Abbott ever take issue with compliments? Come on.

Billy: Since never, but... my issue isn't with you. It's with Cane.

Lily: Well, you were really quiet in the car.

Cane: Yeah.

Lily: Everything okay?

Cane: Yeah, I'm okay.

Lily: Is this about Billy?

Cane: You know what, I've known him for years. He lies and manipulates and doesn't care about the consequences, does he?

Lily: Honey, can we please save the corporate rivalry for the office? We're home now, okay?

Cane: Yeah, well, this is a little bit more than just work. [Sighs] All right, look... I go to get your coat from the, uh, cloak room, all right? I hear Billy and Phyllis talking behind the curtain.

Lily: Yeah? So what?

Cane: They were talking like they were back together.

Lily: [Scoffs] They broke up a long time ago.

Cane: Okay, and you don't think he has it in him to get back with Phyllis and not tell Victoria?

Lily: Well, I'd really like to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Cane: Well, you don't have to give him the benefit of the doubt, I just told you. Listen, he was giving her excuses as to why he hasn't told Victoria.

Lily: Oh, my God.

Cane: It is obvious that Victoria still loves him. I mean, she's making her priority trying to put their relationship back together, and I just... I just don't want to see her get her heart broken again. That's all.

Ashley: How can you possibly stand there with a straight face and tell me that Gloria is the only woman in this world that can supply you with those benefits that you need?

Jack: It happened. It happened, okay? I can't explain it. Can we just leave it at that?

Ashley: No, we can't, jack. Phyllis broke your heart when she cheated on you.

Jack: Thank you. I don't need a reminder.

Ashley: This is what you do when you feel abandoned. This goes back to our mother leaving us, doesn't it? Tell me I'm wrong.

[Doorbell rings]

Jack: Well, look who's here. Come on in!

Ravi: Hey, Jack, uh... [Clears throat]

Jack: She's right here. She's all yours.

Ravi: Thanks.

Ashley: Hey, Ravi. What's up?

Jack: I'm taking off.

Ashley: To be continued, Jackie.

Ravi: Um...

Ashley: Hey.

Ravi: Hi.

Ashley: Hi.

Ashley: Aww!

Victor: How do you intend to continue this farce of family unity if you kick me out of my own house?

Nikki: Quite easily. We have a lovely guesthouse just steps away. You'll be moving in tonight.

Victor: You're barring me from my own house.

Nikki: Not at all. Feel free to come by and get your mail, but let's keep those visits to an absolute minimum.

Victor: What if someone starts asking me why I developed this sudden fondness for my guesthouse?

Nikki: You can just tell them that you need the separate space while you're working on that whitewash you call a biography.

Victor: You're serious, aren't you?

Nikki: You're damn right, I am.

Lily: Are you forgetting that Billy and Victoria are divorced and Phyllis is single? They can hook up with whoever they want to.

Cane: Okay, it's obvious you're missing the point here, okay? The way she talks about him, it's obvious that she wants to reconcile things.

Lily: Please tell me you're not gonna use this to get back at Billy...

Cane: Listen, I am just concerned for her. Because the way she talks to him or about him is always weighted with the hope that somehow she can fix her broken family.

Lily: Cane, I don't want Victoria to get hurt, either, but it's none of our business. So please, I'm begging you, just stay out of it.

Jack: What are you doing here so late? Is Lauren cracking a whip?

Phyllis: Oh, she doesn't have to. I'm a self-starter, remember?

Jack: I'm sorry your evening was so dull. I just left Ashley at the house with her surprise guest. I guess Ravi wasn't ready for their date to end so quickly.

Phyllis: Oh, good. You know, Ravi's a real catch. He has a lot more going on for him than you give him credit for.

Jack: Thank you, Ashley just gave me an itemized list of all of Ravi's sterling qualities.

Phyllis: Good for her.

Jack: Chief among them, he's the anti-Ben Hochman.

Phyllis: Ugh. Definitely a plus.

Jack: You know, I understand where Ashley's coming from. I mean, there's a lot to be said for easy and uncomplicated, no pressure, no expectations... hopefully Ravi's on the same page. I guess we all have our life lessons to learn.

Phyllis: Oh, we certainly do.

Jack: I think of Nikki and that ongoing saga she has with her crashing bore of a husband. I saw her tonight.

Phyllis: Nikki?

Jack: Yeah, I saw her at the tower. She invited me back to the ranch, but Victor walked in and -- wham! -- It was over.

Phyllis: Wait, so she's feeling well enough to go out?

Hilary: Look at us -- in the same room, all dressed up, and acting like sophisticated adults.

Jordan: Speaking of classy, how about Hilary's shout-out to Devon on today's show?

Devon: I really appreciated it.

Hilary: And it was quick, it was clean, and no lingering weirdness from my public as I move forward. As we move forward.

Mariah: [Mouths] Thank you.

Devon: Well, I'm very happy for you. Really.

Jordan: Okay, guys. I have a sunrise shoot. I need to get this lady home.

Hilary: Good night.

Devon: Have a good night.

Mariah: Night.

Jordan: All right, I'll see you later.

Devon: All right. Let's go pay.

Mariah: Are you sure that you're okay? 'Cause that couldn't have been easy.

Devon: I'll tell you, I am better than okay. I am excellent, actually. Do you have any idea how different it feels to be able to completely trust the person that I'm with and not have to read into every word you say or look for hidden agendas?

Mariah: No. I can't say that I do.

Devon: Well, I'll tell you, it was like I have been underwater for the last few years with a scuba tank, and now I'm on land, breathing fresh air because of you. I mean that. You've always had my back. You never ask for anything in return. I don't think you really know how special you are.

Mariah: You know you don't have to do that. I mean, I don't need it to function. I'm not Hilary.

Devon: I know you're not, and I can't tell you how grateful I am for that fact. In fact, I'd like to show you how grateful I am.

Phyllis: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry into Nikki's health.

Jack: What about Nikki's health?

Phyllis: I thought her M.S. Was flaring up again.

Jack: Where did you hear that? No, she seemed fine to me. In fact, she seemed better than fine, better than I had seen her in a long time. She talked about getting her mojo back, invited me out to the ranch to hear a new piano piece she was working on...

Phyllis: Tonight?

Jack: Yeah, I told you! She was terrific. Until Victor stomped in and started doing his "lord of the manor" shtick and -- bang! -- That was it. Visit over.

Phyllis: [Chuckles] That bastard.

Billy: Look, I don't want my griping to ruin the night. It's just -- Cane's been getting on my nerves lately with this passive-aggressive defensive thing he's doing.

Victoria: I know, I don't understand. I mean, I've been very vocal about letting him know how well he's been doing, especially since he teamed up with Juliet. I don't know why he would be so insecure suddenly.

Billy: 'Cause he's a giant pain in the --

Victoria: He is a very devoted and skilled executive.

Billy: With an ego the size of the outback.

Victoria: All right, well, more importantly, you and I are in a good place. Despite my efforts to sabotage things.

Billy: That didn't happen, okay? Don't worry about that.

Victoria: Billy, look, it's okay. I'm not pretending anymore, all right? I kissed you, and the next minute, I froze you out, and I'm really sorry about that. I just -- I don't want to ruin any progress that we've made, you know?

Billy: Vick, you didn't ruin anything, okay, so let's just forget that.

Victoria: That's very sweet of you. I have an idea. Why don't you come by the house and say good night to Johnny and Katie?

Billy: I mean, I would, but it's just -- I mean... they're probably sleeping already.

Victoria: Oh, Hannah texted me earlier. They've been a little on the rambunctious side tonight. [Chuckles] A visit from you might calm them down a little bit, actually.

Billy: Yeah. Sure. Why not?

Cane: I'm not in this for me, all right? I told you, I just want to protect Victoria 'cause she has no idea that Billy and Phyllis are back on.

Lily: And you shouldn't be the one to tell her.

Cane: Okay, well, he's not gonna do it, and she's not gonna call him up and have a heart-to-heart, now, is she?

Lily: Cane, look, you had so much insecurity around your job when Victoria took over. Then you go to Tokyo, and you proved your worth to the company. You don't need this.

Cane: And Victoria doesn't need this, either.

Lily: You are gonna embarrass the hell out of her, and Billy will be out for blood. And another reason to keep quiet is you, me, and Juliet.

Victor: So, obviously, you're not finished with this so-called lesson of yours.

Nikki: Victor, I'm far from finished.

Victor: Are you trying to challenge me? Knock yourself out! I don't need --

Nikki: What? You don't need what?

Victor: I don't need any of you!

Nikki: You don't me, you don't need the family?

Victor: How dare you turn your back on me!

Nikki: And yet you always expect us to fall in line for you, always forgive you, don't you? Well, not this time!

Victor: You're all a bunch of hypocrites!

Ashley: Well, thank you again for dinner, but we should have expensed it because Phyllis turned it into a Fenmore's online strategy meeting, after all.

Ravi: I should have told Phyllis not to tag along.

Ashley: I should have told her to leave. She's always be more persistent than sensible.

Ravi: What were we supposed to say? "We're on a date?" I mean, that sounds so --

Ashley: High school?

Ravi: Yes!

Ashley: I know. I know. I mean, that's exactly why I didn't tell jack that we had gone out. You know, not because I feel embarrassed, because I don't. I just didn't want him to, you know, barrage you with all these obnoxious third-degree questions and everything.

Ravi: That's very sweet, but I can handle a little interrogation from jack.

Ashley: No doubt. Also, Ravi, I didn't want him to... kind of belittle a situation that I feel is kind of special.

Ravi: Thank you.

Ashley: Yeah.

Ravi: Well, um, I should...

Ashley: Oh, yeah. Okay.

Ravi: You know, I'd like to try it again. This time, without a chaperone.

Ashley: Okay! That sounds -- that sounds wonderful.

Ravi: Great.

Ashley: Okay, good night.

Ravi: Good night.

Hilary: [Laughs] Thank you for a delightful evening.

Jordan: Well, who said this night has to end?

Hilary: Ohh. [Sighs] That is... that's very tempting, but I have an early morning, and so do you.

Jordan: Yeah, I have to get up bright and early and, uh, greet the sunrise.

Hilary: Mm, camera in hand.

Jordan: Yeah. Okay, good night, Hilary.

Hilary: Night, Jordan.

Lily: Look, hiring Juliet was a game-changer for both of us, and Victoria loves the work that you guys are doing together. So please don't mess that up by getting involved in some workplace sex drama.

Cane: Okay. All right. I agree with you.

Lily: And you know, I think the fact that you and I work so well together, even if we're not interacting day-to-day just shows how solid we are. So, whatever is going on with Billy, Victoria, Phyllis, just please stay as far away from it as possible because it's not gonna end well. Okay?

Cane: Okay. You're right. [Sighs]

Victoria: Well, I am so glad we've gotten past whatever that was.

Billy: Yep. I just really wish you would have told me about Nikki's M.S. Earlier, that's all.

Victoria: No more keeping secrets. I promise.

Next on "the young and the restless"...

Phyllis: I will not be the other woman. You are not gonna play me that way. Stop it!

Kevin: Well, it turns out that I'm Bella's biological father.

Gloria: Hmm.

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