Y&R Transcript Wednesday 2/22/17

Y&R Transcript Wednesday 2/22/17


Provided By Suzanne

Victoria: [Sighs]

Hilary: Oh, okay. That look works. It'll read great on camera.

Victoria: Thanks. I thought --

Hilary: Did Mariah grab you for the pre-interview?

Victoria: Um, all the questions that she --

Hilary: Okay, great, great. Um, I have to go, but I will see you on set, okay?

Victoria: Uh --

Lily: Hi. I'll be ready in time, I promise.

Victoria: No, it's okay. I wasn't expecting you for 10 more minutes.

Lily: The babysitter called, said that she found her keys, but thank you for understanding.

Victoria: Oh, no, that's okay. Us moms have to stick together. I'll see you on set.

Lily: Okay.

Victoria: Okay.

Mariah: Hey, do you want to take a closer look at the product display before we get started?

Victoria: Uh, no, no, no. Cane's great at that. However he positioned things is fine.

Mariah: Wait, Cane's not here. We just kind of set things up.

Victoria: What? Well, okay, um...

Mariah: Do you need help or...?

Victoria: So the camera's over here, I'm here, so that works for the wide shot. And if you move the aftershave a smidge to the right, then that should work for the close-up, as well.

Mariah: Wow. You're really good at that.

Victoria: Yeah, well, I guess that's why I'm the boss. Now, where's the rest of my team?

Jill: Stop hovering, Billy.

Billy: Oh, hovering is my new norm. I plan to hover for the rest of your life.

Jill: That's really sweet, honey, but I think that Esther's already landed the job as chief hoverer.

Billy: Oh, I'm sure I'll find something to do, then.

Jill: You know what? You should be at GC buzz helping Victoria with the brash & sassy segment.

Billy: Victoria will be just fine.

Jill: It's a lot to manage.

Billy: Well, Cane's there, too.

Jill: Cane isn't you. She'd be easier with you.

Billy: Okay, you just had a heart attack, okay? Can you focus on getting healthy and not on my love life or lack of?

Jill: Oh, enough, Billy! Let's not pretend that you're here out of some misguided attempt to nurse me, okay?!

Billy: Okay. I'm sticking around for the same reason you want me out of here. Colin. You want to call him, don't you? Well, let me remind you. That con artist husband of yours lied to you repeatedly, stole your passwords, went into your personal bank account, and drained you of your finances.

Jill: Do you really need to remind me every hour on the hour in case it slips my mind of what Colin did to me?

Billy: I don't understand why you'd ever want to see him again. And please don't tell me that you're gonna call him up and tell that scam artist that he is forgiven.

Colin: You got to stop worrying. Billy has no reason to have me arrested.

Cane: Oh, he does, dad. It's called grand larceny.

Colin: Jill and I are married. What's hers is mine.

[Cell phone chimes]

Cane: [Sighs] All right, that's Victoria. She's texted me twice now. I have to get to GC buzz. Listen, just stay away from Jill. If you go to the hospital and you see Billy, he's probably gonna have you arrested.

Colin: Billy's not my concern. Jill is. I've got to make this right, and just maybe my marriage will survive this blip.

Cane: Yeah? Despite the millions of dollars that you stole?

Colin: Which I intend to pay back, and then some.

Cane: And you're sure you can do that?

Colin: I'm absolutely sure, because you're gonna help me.

Devon: So if you can take it, that'd be fantastic.

You got it.

Devon: Cool.

Lily: Hey, where is your soon-to-be ex-wife?

Devon: That's funny. She's prepping for the show.

Lily: Very nervous being on her turf since Hilary has a way of carving you up while still pretending to be professional.

Devon: She is not going to do anything that could blow back on her. You don't have to worry.

Lily: Mm-hmm. I hope you're right. By the way, where is Cane? I thought he'd be here by now.

Devon: I'm sure he's on his way. I know you want to make your husband look good.

Lily: Yeah, of course. I mean, he's really proud of this men's line, but I also want to be really good at my job.

Devon: You are really good at your job. Just stop stressing about Hilary.

Lily: Okay.

Hilary: Hey. I didn't know that you and Lily worked together before.

Jordan: Yeah, back when Lily modeled for Jabot.

Hilary: Hmm. Did you two keep in touch?

Jordan: Oh, wow. Before this gig, I hadn't seen Lily in 10 years. It's great that we're getting a chance to work together again.

Hilary: Yep. I'm sure it is.

Cane: Since when did this become my problem?

Colin: Well, it's not, but I-I thought --

Cane: You thought what? You could just use me to get the money that you owe Jill? Look, I don't have the money. If I had the money, I wouldn't even give it to you.

Colin: Well, I thought maybe you'd go to Devon, ask him.

Cane: No, no.

Colin: Yeah, but convince him it's a loan.

Cane: Okay. All right. Why would Devon loan you money after you tried to blackmail him?

Colin: Well, that was merely --

Cane: Okay, and if he did, which he won't, how you gonna pay him back?

Colin: With the stocks I've got.

Cane: Oh, that's right. The mythical investment's that's gonna make you millions.

Colin: It's not mythical. They will pay off.

Cane: Okay, when? What? Next year? Next decade?

Colin: Eventually.

Cane: Eventually, okay. All right. Let me explain this to you. My brother-in-law is not a bank, and I will not go to him for you.

Colin: Then I suppose --

Cane: No! You will not go to him, either. Were you even listening to me when I told you the way back into Jill's heart is not by using money? Did you even hear that?

Colin: [Sighs] Yeah. I guess I'm gonna have to talk to Jill and explain it to her and...hope that she understands.

Cane: I have to go.

Colin: Yeah.

Cane: Promise me you will not talk to Jill.

Colin: I'll see you later.

Cane: You know, today's a huge day for Lily and me, okay, because we're gonna be on

GC buzz and she's gonna showcase the products that I helped develop, and it would be wonderful just for a second you could just stop trying to get money out of me and just look at me and say, "you know what? Good luck, son."

Colin: Uh -- uh --

Cane: Just don't worry about it.

Jill: I may have had a heart attack. It doesn't mean --

Billy: You may have had a heart attack?

Jill: All right! The heart thing happened. Doesn't make me an invalid. I have every right to see who I damn well want to see, and I don't have to give you a reason! You cannot control my life!

Billy: I'm not trying to control you. I'm trying to take care of you.

Jill: By not letting me see my own husband.

Billy: Colin is a stress generator, okay? The doctors have been very clear that you don't need more stress.

Jill: Okay. I promise -- I promise I will stay so calm.

Billy: Mom, the only way that you get out of here and recover is by facing the facts, okay? So let's see Colin for what he is. He is a con man who sees you as a meal ticket and married you for your money.

Jill: You think so little of me. It's inconceivable to you that for one moment during our courtship and marriage, Colin actually loved me?

Billy: I think the luckiest day of his life is the day that you deigned to give him a second look. He'd be a fool not to love you, and therein lies the problem. He's not smart enough to realize that your love is worth more than the millions that he stole from you.

Jill: So, what? You think he's gonna run off and find himself some other rich, lonely woman?

Billy: You're not lonely, mom. You have me.

Jill: Sweetheart, you can barely tolerate me for an hour at a time.

Billy: Well, then, you have the grandkids.

Jill: Yeah. For a few hours every week if I'm lucky. Billy, come on. I don't have brash & sassy anymore. I can't afford to buy Fenmore's back from Jack. I'm under doctor's orders to cut back my hours at chancellor. Do you know how much time that leaves me to miss...

Billy: Okay. Taking back Colin is not the answer to that, especially not now when you're recovering from a heart attack.

Jill: You're not hearing me. There are things I need to talk to my husband about.

Billy: Okay. I get that. Can you do me a favor? Can you wait until you get home, until you're stronger?

Jill: You told the nurses here to keep Colin out, haven't you?

Billy: Nurses, hospital staff, security, yes.

Jill: That was not your decision!

Billy: Okay, then you wait till you get home. You can have whatever you want. I'm gonna take off. Get some rest, okay? I love you.

[Doors close]

Devon: Yeah, as soon as you can will be great. Cool. Thank you.

Hilary: I made some changes to the interview questions.

Devon: I'm sure they're fine.

Hilary: Well, I need you to take a look and sign off on them or, um, make your own changes if you prefer.

Devon: Since when do you care what I have to say about your show?

Hilary: You're my boss. No more going behind your back. No more surprises, remember?

Devon: Yeah, you're gonna commit to that?

Hilary: Yeah, of course. Once we're divorced, you will have no obligation to keep me on, so as your employee, I have to impress you. I like my job, and I want to keep it.

Devon: I keep telling you I have no intention of firing you.

Hilary: Good. I hope to keep it that way. Let me know if you need me to make any more changes.

Victoria: In addition to the shots of Lily and me, I want you to feature the men's line grouped together as it is and then with each product featured individually.

Jordan: Okay, got it.

Victoria: Okay.

Cane: What's, uh, what's Jordan doing here?

Victoria: Hey. I didn't see you come in.

Cane: Yeah, I decided to come by and help you set up. But, um, what's he doing here? We didn't have still photography scheduled.

Victoria: Oh, well, I hired Jordan to take some general shots of Lily and me, you know, for the website, behind-the-scenes stuff.

Cane: You couldn't run that by me first? I mean, I did set this interview up to showcase the new line.

Victoria: Yeah, and I've told you more than once how helpful you've been, but now that I own brash & sassy, I don't have to run every decision past you.

Cane: But is it too much to ask that maybe you could just, I don't know, inform me or...?

Victoria: Oh, um, sure. Well, let me inform you. I am very impressed with Jordan's work, and since he and Lily work so well together, I'm thinking of hiring him exclusively for brash & sassy.

Cane: Uh, excuse me. There's an issue with the set. The products are fine, but we'll need more chairs up here, okay?

Victoria: Actually, no, there's -- there's no -- there's no issue. It's good. The seating is exactly how I want it since Mariah and, uh, Hilary are interviewing me as the new C.E.O. Of brash & sassy.

Cane: Okay, but what about Billy? I thought the idea was, you know, we would present the products together.

Victoria: Well, it's just optics, Cane. I mean, the image is gonna be much cleaner if it's just Lily and me. If we try to add you and Billy, the set's gonna get way too crowded.

Cane: Okay, sure. And I took that into consideration.

Victoria: Okay, well, you should have consulted me before you went ahead with your plan.

Cane: Is this how it's gonna be? You gonna micromanage everything? Is that what you're gonna do from now on?

Billy: Maybe you just get it through your thick skull that you're not co-C.E.O. Anymore.

Neil: What you doing here?

Colin: Isn't it obvious?

Neil: Lily told me about Jill's heart attack.

Colin: Jill doesn't want that to get out.

Neil: No, I'm not telling anyone. But I am wondering why you're here drinking when your wife is in intensive care. You know, even if you're to blame, it's probably not a good --

Colin: Wait, wait. Who told you that?

Neil: Lily. Was she wrong?

Colin: [Sighs] No.

Neil: Colin, you stole a lot -- all of Jill's money, didn't you?

Colin: Borrowed.

Neil: Uh-huh.

Colin: Of course, she thinks that it's gone forever.

Neil: With your track record, I can understand why.

Colin: Well, I'm not gonna let my wife down. I'm gonna work till I repay every penny of that.

Neil: Yeah, how do you plan on doing that?

Colin: You know, you and I, we got a lot in common, you know. Our children, they're married to each other.

Neil: What?

Colin: And I think it's within their best interests that we --

Neil: No, no, no, no. Forget about it. I'm not asking Devon to lend you any money.

Colin: Well... I guess I got to go somewhere else.

Neil: Yeah, I guess you do. You got to go somewhere where you can cheat and blackmail somebody. I understand that, yeah.

Colin: [Sighs]

Neil: Um... did you -- did you ever love Jill? Tell me. Why did you really marry her, Colin?

[Monitor beeping]

Jill: [Panting] God, you are gambling with my money. How could you steal from me? How could you steal from me?

Colin: I think stealing is a rather harsh word. I borrowed the money.

Jill: [Groans]

Colin: But, you know, what yours is mine and what's mine is yours. Isn't that the way it's supposed to work?

Jill: [Gasping] Colin, it only works that way if there's trust, and obviously there's no trust between us.

Colin: I had a chance to make a really big deal here.

Colin: There's been plenty of upstanding businessmen that have made slip ups, and then, of course, you got to deal with the government always wanting to stick it to the well-off.

Kay: Yes, but my instincts tell me that your slip ups are a little less than innocent.

Jill: Well, your instincts can just take a hike, Katherine, because Colin is my guest.

Kay: Would you start thinking with your head, your...

Colin: I remember reading something somewhere about your dearly departed husband. There were all kinds of messy accusations, and I think murder was mentioned. Did I say that?

Jill: I believe you did.

Colin: [Clears throat] Do you think you deserved that? I mean, just 'cause something looks bad doesn't mean that that's the way it is.

Jill: Is he a man, or what?

Colin: Hmm!

Kay: I'm going to dig the skeletons from your closet, and I'm going to line them up one... by one.

Jill: [Muttering]

Cane: Hey, uh, have you seen Lily?

Devon: Uh, yeah, she's getting her makeup touched up.

Cane: Okay.

Devon: Yeah. Actually, Cane... um, I just want to say that I'm sorry to hear about Victoria buying brash & sassy from under you.

Cane: Oh, you saw my little chat with my new boss, huh?

Devon: I did. It's a small studio. But I think it was a smart move walking away when Billy showed up.

Cane: Yeah, well, I was tempted to get into it with him, but I figured that it would upset my wife by brawling in my brother-in-law's studio, you know?

Devon: I don't think that she would blame you. I know you have a lot coming at you between work and dealing with Colin.

Cane: Yeah.

Devon: Hey. Come in here.

Cane: What's up?

Devon: I just want to make sure that I was clear of any live mikes before I asked you about Jill. How is she doing?

Cane: She's okay, but she's still in intensive care.

Devon: I tried to reach out a few times, but I couldn't get through.

Cane: Yeah, well, maybe you need to check with Billy 'cause he can clear it so you can either call the hospital or go in and visit.

Devon: I also heard that Colin was the one responsible for her heart attack.

Cane: Well, Colin may have been responsible for spiking her blood pressure, but the doctor said that Jill hadn't had regular checkups or taking care of herself, so, you know, her health was an issue before she found out about the money.

Devon: I'm sure it didn't help, though, that he took every damn cent she had. I even hate to bring this up, but Lily mentioned to me that Colin's now trying to figure out a way to replace all that money.

Cane: All right, listen, I made it very clear to my dad. He will not come to you with his hand out, okay? It's not an option. Don't worry about that.

Devon: I appreciate you doing that. I really do, especially since Colin is such a bad bet.

Cane: Okay. Colin Atkinson may be a thief and a liar. That's a fact. But what a lot of people don't know is that he's made Jill a lot of money, okay? He'll find a way to get it back. What?

Devon: I'm just surprised to hear you defending him like that.

Cane: Well, he's my father, isn't he? You know, in spite of what a lot of people may think... he loves Jill very much, and he feels very guilty about what happened.

Hilary: Okay, just take that out.

Mariah: Okay.

Lily: Hi.

Mariah: Oh, wow -- wow!

Lily: [Chuckles]

Mariah: You look terrific!

Lily: Thank you. I'm looking forward to this.

Hilary: Yeah, so are we. You are gonna be great.

Cane: Hey.

Lily: Hi.

Cane: Just wanted to wish you luck.

Lily: Oh, thank you. Hey, I'm -- I'm really sorry that Victoria's acting all large and in charge on you.

Cane: Don't worry. I'm over it. All that matters now is selling the line, okay?

Lily: Okay.

Cane: Look at you.

Lily: Aww. Do you like?

Cane: I don't like.

Lily: [Chuckles]

Cane: I love.

Lily: Thanks.

Cane: So, um, you got this, right?

Lily: Yeah.

Cane: You got it?

Lily: [Chuckles]

Cane: All right.

Lily: Thanks.

Places, everyone! Five minutes to air!

[Camera shutter clicks]

Colin: What are you insinuating?

Neil: Hey, man, I'm not insinuating anything. I'm telling you straight up. You were dead broke. She was extremely rich.

Colin: And charming, sexy, witty, and... [Sighs] God, I can't lose that woman, whether you believe it or not, and I don't give a damn.

Neil: It's not lost on me that you could have left town the minute Jill was hospitalized. She's got no money left, so you're obviously not sticking around for that.

Colin: I'm not leaving her. I love my wife.

Neil: Prove it.

Colin: Yeah, when I get my hands on that money, I can --

Neil: Oh, come on. Forget about the money.

Colin: Cane said the same thing.

Neil: So listen to Cane.

Colin: Look, what you guys don't seem to grasp is that without that money, I can't prove to Jill that --

Neil: Hold on. Let me tell you something. I'm no expert on love, but, Colin, what I do know is that when love happens, man, when love is real, there's no greater power in the universe. Money isn't the glue that holds you and Jill together. Love is. So if you truly love that woman, you're gonna need to prove it, not with the money, but by being the man that she fell in love with.

[Monitor beeping]

Kay: Jill, the man you love as a son needs at least 50% of your attention right now.

Jill: For God's sake, Katherine, I can love Colin and Cane at the same time! Somehow you manage with Murphy.

Kay: Don't you ever. Don't you ever compare him to Murphy.

Jill: Oh, that's right. My soon-to-be husband does not have a bait shop, nor is he marrying me so he can move out of his trailer. [Gasps]

Kay: Wake up!

Hilary: Welcome back. Now, we are daring to talk about one of our favorite subjects.

Mariah: Looking and smelling delicious.

Hilary: With the brilliant, young C.E.O. of brash & sassy, Victoria Newman.

Victoria: Hi, everybody.

Mariah: Thank you for joining us today, Victoria.

Victoria: Thank you for having me.

Hilary: Now, your latest endeavor is...?

Victoria: Uh, it's a men's wear line, because brash & sassy women want men who are irresistible.

Mariah: And employed.

Victoria: Well, our moisturizer will get you hired.

Hilary: All the buzz is that you enlisted a little help to get the guys' attention.

Victoria: Yes, we have. I would like to introduce our brand ambassador and our secret weapon, Lily Ashby.


Cane: [Whistles]

Lily: Thank you.

Mariah: Now, I don't have a man, although I'm looking.

Hilary: [Chuckles]

Mariah: What should he wear to attract me?

Lily: Well, dare, of course. The scent is so irresistible that we've actually added it to our entire product line, which includes, uh, shower gel, moisturizer, and --

Hilary: I'm sorry, Lily, but I can't help but notice that you are being followed by a very handsome man.


Victoria: Uh, yeah, this is Jordan. He's our photographer. We've hired him to do some photos for the launch.

Hilary: And you two have some history, right?

Lily: Um, yes. Uh, Jordan and I worked together years ago.

Mariah: Well, we all know how small the modeling world is. Vict--

Hilary: It must be nice to followed around by such a handsome man who's entranced by your every move.

Victoria: Just a day in the life of a model.

Lily: [Chuckles]

Mariah: Well, fun fact -- Lily Ashby is married, but I'm not, Jordan.

Hilary: Yes, she's married to Cane Ashby, the former co-C.E.O. Of brash & sassy. He helped with this campaign launch and setting up the interview, correct?

Victoria: Yes, he did. Cane, along with Billy Abbott, deserve a great deal of credit for helping to create the men's line.

Hilary: And Cane is also very handsome. Now, can we get a shot for our viewers at home?

Cane: Uh, as long as my wife finds me attractive, that's all that matters.


Hilary: You know, Cane, I was thinking, since we are talking about men's products, wouldn't it be fun if you just...

Cane: Sure. Yeah. I'll help you demonstrate. Let's do this.

Hilary: Perfect. And, uh, what about you, Jordan? Get up here. Whoo! [Chuckles]

[Monitor beeping]

Jill: You can dismiss tucker and you can dismiss me --

Kay: I thought I already had.

Jill: But you cannot dismiss your doctor's opinion. You can't dismiss your blood pressure! It will go sky high! You know it will!

Kay: Is that what you pray for every night?

Jill: I am here to try to save your damn life, you stubborn fool!

Kay: Well, who could doubt your affection for me when, uh, you're couched in such glowing terms of endearment?

Jill: You drive me crazy, but I want you around driving me crazy for years and years and years.

Kay: I'm not going anywhere.

Jill: [Sighs deeply]

[Monitor beeping]

Hilary: Now, why don't we try the body spray next?

Mariah: Oh, I think that that is a great idea.


Cane: You know what might be helpful and just a little bit more fun?

Mariah: Whoa!

Lily: Uh-oh.


Jordan: Okay, okay. Well, if that's how we're playing this.

Mariah: No!

Hilary: Whoo!

Lily: Wow. [Laughs] Well, you know what? If anyone is gonna make sure that my husband smells good, it's gonna be me. You ready?

Mariah: [Laughs]

Lily: Yeah!


Mariah: Ooh.

Lily: Mmm. Delectable.

Cane: Come here. [Sniffs] And it smells like you're wearing bare, the, uh, women's perfume by brash & sassy.


Hilary: Now let's do you.

Mariah: Okay, wait, wait, don't hog it! I want to try. I want to try. Here you go. You ready? I think that was very artful, the way that I did that.

[Cell phones vibrate]

Mariah: A smell.

Jordan: It works.

Mariah: I like it. [Laughs]

Hilary: So, what do you think, Mariah?

Mariah: I think that we have firsthand proof that brash & sassy's new men's line is the purchase for any man for any occasion.

Hilary: And a special thanks to Victoria Newman and her team. There is no doubt that brash & sassy is being run by a terrific, new leader. Until tomorrow...

Both: Keep on buzzing, GC.

And we're out!


Lily: Okay, well, I'm gonna change. I'll be right back.

Cane: [Sighs]

Billy: What the hell are you doing?

Cane: Oh. That was, uh, called selling product. Watch and learn, my friend.

Billy: No, that was you selling you, Cane.

Cane: Yeah? Well, I didn't see anybody stopping you from coming up here and taking off your shirt. [Clicks tongue]

Victoria: Don't. Unh-unh.

Billy: He's out of control. He deliberately tried to steal that segment from you.

Victoria: It was successful. That's all that matters. Thank you, guys, so much for having us on the show.

Hilary: No, no. We should be thanking you.

Mariah: Our social media spiked the second Cane whipped off his tie.

Hilary: Yeah, those guys can take it off here any time. [Chuckles]

Victoria: Don't.

Mariah: Thank you so much for rolling with it up there.

Hilary: Yeah, you were such a good sport.

Jordan: Oh, you kidding me? I had a lot of fun. Thank you.

Devon: Hey, guys, I just want to congratulate you all 'cause that was a fantastic show, and social media is going crazy. We're a hit.

Hilary: Well, I am pretty sure that this guy's abs had a lot to do with it. [Chuckles]

Billy: Of course, Cane didn't hesitate. He stepped right up and took over.

Victoria: Well, Hilary's the one who started the whole thing. What is it?

Billy: The segment is trending. #whohasthebestbody.

Victoria: Who's winning?

Billy: Can you please take this serious?

Victoria: I am. I am, but what can I do? Okay, look, I wanted the show to go differently. I wanted to have my star time as C.E.O. of the company.

Billy: You had it for a little while. You were fantastic.

Victoria: But if Cane and Jordan hadn't gotten up there and had all that spontaneous fun with Hilary, Mariah, and Lily, it wouldn't have been as big of a hit as it is right now. And you have to admit, Cane is the one that made that happen.

Billy: I could admit it. I still want to punch the guy.

Victoria: Look, Billy, we have more sales for the men's line than we could have predicted. This is a local show, but people are viewing this all over the country, online. They're viewing it all over the world! I mean, isn't that what really matters here?

Billy: What really matters, what's important, is that you run brash & sassy. You, Vick. If you let Cane continue to get away with this stuff, he's gonna become a problem. This can be really difficult to get rid of.

Cane: [Laughs]

Lily: Let me down! We're not on our honeymoon!

Cane: Where are the kids?

Lily: They are at a play date until dinner.

Cane: Oh, really? You know what that means?

Lily: What?

Cane: We are definitely on our honeymoon.

Lily: [Laughs] Wait, wait, wait! The door's open! We got to lock it. Watch out.

Cane: You know you're amazing, right?

Lily: What do you mean? You're amazing. And when you started to strip --

Cane: Shh. Come here. #Whohasthebestbody.

Lily: Oh, you have the best everything. How did you think so quickly on your feet like that when Hilary blindsided us?

Cane: Well, today it was all about selling the hell out of the men's line and making sure you're okay and taken care of.

Lily: Thank you for that.

Cane: Yeah.

Lily: I'm sure Victoria has to see your worth now.

Cane: Don't count on that.

Lily: Why? I mean, today was a huge success because of you.

Cane: Yeah, it's only gonna make things worse for me because Billy and Victoria won't be happy until my life is complete misery.

Jordan: You ladies have great chemistry. It was a fun set.

Hilary: Thank you. I would love for you to come back and take some photos of Mariah and me.

Jordan: All right, that's a deal. Gives us an excuse to work together again.

Mariah: Oh, and just in case you're wondering, I voted for you on #whohasthebestbody, so...

Jordan: Thanks for your support. See you ladies later.

Mariah: See ya.

Jordan: Hey, uh, nice to meet you, Devon.

Devon: Yeah.

Jordan: Hope to see you again soon.

Devon: Same here. Have a good one.

Jordan: You, too.

Mariah: I think that we should put that tape in the vault. Do we have a vault? 'Cause if we don't, we should get one just so we could put that tape in it.

Hilary: [Chuckles] Did you want something, Devon?

Devon: Yeah, I just wanted to tell you I thought you did a really great job today.

Hilary: Admit it. You were nervous at first.

Devon: Yes, I was. [Chuckles] I really was. But, uh, you know what you were doing. You had us all wondering what dreaded secret you were about to expose. Then you flipped it all around and made everybody on set look great. It was actually entertainment gold. Sometimes you really can be a class act.

Hilary: Thank you.

Devon: Yeah. Cane really made it his mission today to make Lily look good.

Hilary: Yeah, well, he loves her.

Devon: Listen, when you were flirting with Jordan earlier, it made me realize that once we actually are divorced, you're gonna be free to be with anybody you want.

Hilary: What's your point, Devon?

Devon: My point is that I'm not crazy about that idea. And as difficult as it is for us to be happy together, my life is pretty damn lousy without you in it. And I'm pretty sure that you feel the same way.

Lily: So, what happens if Billy and Victoria make work difficult for you? Are you gonna leave brash & sassy?

Cane: No, 'cause I wouldn't give them the satisfaction.

Lily: Cane, I don't want you to live your life like that. I don't want you going into work every day dreading whatever Billy and Victoria have hatching.

Cane: Well, you see, that's not gonna happen. You know why?

Lily: Why?

Cane: Because I'm gonna be working with the brand ambassador, and she is hot, she's sexy, she's beautiful, and she's smart. You know what? I have a major crush on her.

Lily: Oh, really? Well, you know, the brand ambassador and I, we are very, very close.

Cane: Oh, really? Do you think maybe you could, you know, put in a good word for me?

Lily: Well, she did confide in me that, uh, she has a crush on the man responsible for today's success.

Cane: Wow.

Lily: Mm-hmm.

Cane: Do you perchance know how she voted in #whohasthebestbody?

Lily: Oh, it was you. It was definitely you. Yeah, she, uh, also told me that when she sprayed dare on you that it took everything in her to not, uh... well, let's just say it's not legal in 38 states. [Chuckles]

Cane: How about this state?

Lily: Um, probably not. Mmm. You smell good. [Chuckles]

Cane: You know what I want to do?

Lily: What?

Cane: I want to go and break some laws with you.

Lily: Yeah. [Chuckles] Whoo!

[Both laugh]

Lily: Oh, gosh. [Laughs]

Victoria: I can handle Cane's ego. He's a model of humility compared to my father.

Billy: Okay, well, I'm gonna say something nice about your father. Brace yourself.

Victoria: Okay, sure. Go for it.

Billy: He's never done anything to you that almost killed you. Colin, on the other hand, if I hadn't have gotten to my mother in time, things would be different.

Victoria: That's Colin, not Cane.

Billy: Don't be so sure. I believe Cane would do anything to get what he wants. Just like his father.

Colin: I'm so glad you called. There's so much I want to talk to you about, say to you.

Jill: Yeah, there's a lot I want to say to you, too. It's time we discussed our future.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Sharon: I'm sorry for pouring milk over your head. I wish there were a way I could make it up to you.

Nikki: Actually, there is.

Noah: Hey! Teen of the hour right there!

Reed: What'd I do wrong now?

Nick: You should have heard him at open mic night. He absolutely killed it.

Victoria: Reed did what?!

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