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Episode # 9744 ~ Phyllis is Furious About Avery's New Client
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Chloe: Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you today.
Ronan: Well, I'm... wait a minute. Chloe Mitchell? Yeah?
Ronan: Yeah? Are you sure?
Chloe: Yeah. (Chuckles)
Ronan: Okay, 'Cause something seems different. That's, uh, that, and, uh, is it Delia?
Chloe: We found a bone marrow match.
Ronan: That's won-- that's incredible.
Ronan: That's wonderful.
Ronan: (Laughs) All right. (Claps hands) Who is it?
Chloe: It's Kevin.
Kevin: (Sighs) What's up?
Michael: Oh, hey. I was hoping you'd be here.
Kevin: Yeah, I had to take care of some payroll and some other stuff, not that I can focus on anything.
Michael: I know. Keeping this secret is difficult for me. It must be agony for you.
Kevin: You have no idea, Mike. I'm in hell, and I've been put there by Victor Newman.
Michael: Shh. Listen to me. A child's health is at stake. You have to suck it up.
Kevin: (Sighs) It just feels wrong pretending that Billy is still missing, acting like I'm the donor. And Chloe... Chloe is all over me like a puppy dog, trying to jump on me and lick my face. (Sighs)
Michael: Well, how does Gloria feel knowing that her youngest is now Genoa City's newest hero?
Kevin: I don't know. She still won't return my calls.
Michael: Well, that's probably because her feelings are hurt because neither of us noticed that she was missing when she got locked in that wine cellar.
Kevin: I've been a little preoccupied.
Michael: All right, prepare yourself, because when she finds out you were a perfect match, she's gonna take it as a sign.
Kevin: A sign of what?
Michael: Oh, that you and Chloe are meant to be together.
Jack: No, I want a straight answer. What are you doing here?
Victor: I think that would be obvious, Jack.
Jack: When I accused you of setting me up with that bogus lead in Hong Kong, you made it very clear you didn't want Billy found.
Victor: So what?
Jack: So admit it. You're here to destroy any clues to tell us where he is.
Victor: I'm here to help you, you fool.
Jack: I'd be a fool to believe you.
Victor: I don't give a damn what you believe. None of your business anyway, all right?
Sharon: Forgot my book. How's your eye?
Daisy: I won't be winning any beauty contests for a while.
Sharon: Hey, thanks for... intervening with Jade.
Daisy: Oh, I should be thanking you.
Daisy: One good deed, and my whole life has changed.
Sharon: What do you mean?
Avery: I made the arrangements. It's all taken care of.
Nick: What happened to you?
Victoria: What do you mean? Well, it's just-- it's a little accident. It could have happened to anybody. I'm fine.
Nick: You want something to sit down on?
Victoria: No, I'm fine.
Nick: All right, well, don't be ashamed. You're a klutz. It's cool.
Victoria: (Sighs) How are the kids?
Nick: Uh, Faith's her usual sweet self. I think Noah's a little worried about Sharon's trial.
Victoria: Okay, so things at "Restless Style" are okay?
Nick: They're crazy. Honestly, there's not enough hours in the day. (Sighs)
Victoria: Is that why you look so stressed out?
Nick: Nothing about me is stressed, okay? Now my editor in chief? She's stressed.
Victoria: Hmm. Phyllis?
Nick: Yeah, between the magazine and some family stuff, she's like a ticking time bomb.
Victoria: Well, that's interesting, 'cause normally, she's just so incredibly mellow and laid-back.
Nick: Right? Yeah. Well, she just dropped off Lucy at the nanny's so I picked up... that.
Victoria: Oh, nice. A little distraction. That's good, 'cause when Phyllis is wound up, we pretty much all have to duck and cover.
Phyllis: Yeah, well, you can send that to me. I'm--I'm not really sure, but okay. All right, thanks.
Man: Phyllis Newman?
Man: (Sighs) Man, you walk fast.
Phyllis: Is this from the printer? You're kidding me.
Jack: So suddenly, you want Billy to come home.
Victor: You know, it's not what I want. It is what his daughter needs.
Jack: Because you're just a selfless guy, is that it?
Victor: I'm not the monster you make me out to be, Jack.
Jack: Gee, I'd love to debate that with you sometime, but right now, I have somewhere I have to be.
Victor: So what's stopping you?
Jack: What, you think I'm gonna leave you here? Not a chance.
Victor: Now don't you think that if there were something to be found around here, someone would have done that by now?
Billy: (Sighs) Oh, Man, "Lurch," really, I mean, don't you have some sort of dusting to do around the ranch or something?
Victor: What the hell are you doing?
Billy: What the hell am I doing? I don't know. I'm--I'm celebrating. It seems everybody's doing really good around here without me. You want some?
Victor: That's your answer to everything, isn't it?
Chloe: When I heard the news about Kevin and that his bone marrow was gonna save Dee's life, everything just became really clear to me.
Ronan: That's great. It is. I should go.
Chloe: You just got here.
Ronan: Yeah, I know, but it's, uh... it's getting harder and harder to squeeze in a few spare minutes these days.
Chloe: Okay. Oh, you know what? If you're really that busy, you really don't need to bother coming by.
Ronan: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I see. Trying to find Diane's killer is a full-time job anyway, right?
Chloe: You never even explained why you came back into town.
Ronan: The murder investigation--I told you that.
Chloe: No, I'm talking about the super-duper secret F.B.I. stuff that I way trying to dig out of you.
Ronan: I'm just, uh... not very good at explaining myself.
Chloe: Well, I hope you find the bad guys... and whatever else you're looking for.
Ronan: Yeah, that's the plan.
Sharon: Avery is your lawyer?
Daisy: Yeah. Somehow she heard about the charges against me, and I told her that Phyllis fired my attorney and won't bring Lucy to visit, so she just offered to represent me.
Sharon: Hmm. Strange that she would offer so quickly.
Daisy: Why is it strange?
Sharon: Well, it's just she made a point of telling me that she was giving all of her other cases to her colleagues so that she could focus solely on mine.
Daisy: You're not mad, are you?
Sharon: (Sighs) I know what it's like to miss your baby and to have everyone think that you left her on purpose.
Daisy: It's horrible. But at least I have hope now. Avery's the best, right?
Sharon: If anyone can handle Phyllis, she can.
Phyllis: Oh, hey. You know what? There's a glitch at the magazine, and--and I have to meet Michael. Do you mind taking care of it? It--is that...
Michael: Thank you. Uh, thank you for checking. Thank--bye.
Phyllis: Do you believe that? Can you believe that? Demanding to see Lucy-- demanding that I bring Lucy to-- I'm not bringing Lucy to a prison. I'm not doing it.
Michael: All right. Okay, this says that Daisy has petitioned the court to remove Lucy from your guardianship...
Michael: If you don't comply within the designated time.
Phyllis: She doesn't even want Lucy. She doesn't even care about Lucy. Michael, she's just mad at me because I got rid of Leslie Michaelson. Listen, how can she do that? She doesn't even have representation.
Michael: (Sighs) Uh, well, I just, um... (Clears throat) Found out that she has secured new representation.
Phyllis: Great. Is it someone you know?
Michael: Oh, it's someone we both know. It's, uh, your sister.
Phyllis: Avery is Daisy's attorney? (Scoffs) Who does that? Who sides with a nut job so they can rip a baby out of their sister's arms?
Avery: You have a sister? What a shocker.
Phyllis: Michael, can you excuse us? I want to talk to her alone.
Michael: Sure. You're making a mistake. Daisy Carter's not Sharon. She's not innocent.
Avery: (Sighs) When are you taking Lucy to see her mother?
Avery: That's not an option.
Phyllis: Not gonna do it. Not gonna do it. And you know what? You should talk to Michael and discuss what his wife went through...
Avery: Michael is understandably biased.
Phyllis: Because of Daisy Carter.
Avery: In my opinion...
Avery: Daisy is as much a victim of Sarah Smythe as Lauren Baldwin.
Phyllis: Oh, please. Give me a break.
Avery: And to make things worse, when all this insanity went down, Daisy was a young, impressionable child. Is it any wonder that she's so desperate to connect with her only blood relative she thinks she can still have a relationship with?
Phyllis: Oh, my God. Let me tell you something, shielding a baby from their biological family is sometimes the best thing to do.
Avery: No, I think that's the best thing for you.
Phyllis: No, it's the best thing for everyone, and it's the best thing for this child! You're doing this because you're mad at me. Own up to that! But right now, you are screwing with my family. You just picked the wrong battle, Sweetie.
Billy: Oh, does anybody ever knock? Oh, it's you.
Kevin: I can't take this anymore.
Billy: What can't you take, Buddy?
Kevin: What? Chloe, that's what. She's looking at me like I'm some kind of God, and we both know that look is for you.
Billy: Could you possibly go whine anywhere else, please?
Kevin: This is your fault. It's your fault. If you weren't such a screw-up, I wouldn't have to be your-- your bone marrow front man.
Billy: Do you feel better right now? Do you feel better?
Kevin: Listen, Willy, unfortunately, I have nobody else that I can vent to.
Billy: Well, "Kevy," your brother knows all about it. You can go talk to him. Actually, you know where he lives. Why don't you just go there? Leave me alone.
Kevin: Because I can't talk to him about this, all right? He doesn't know about this.
Billy: About "This"? What about--ohh, Kevin. I get it now. You're still hooked on Chloe, right?
Kevin: (Scoffs) No. Maybe just--maybe a little bit.
Billy: Hey, look, Man, if my bone marrow gets you some gratitude sex, then, hey, Brother, go for it.
Kevin: You're a son of a bitch. You think I would take advantage of Chloe when she's this vulnerable?
Billy: You're right. Um... watching the woman you love move on with somebody else... (Sighs) Really hurts. So if this is your big opportunity to win her back, then you are absolutely stupid not to take it.
Victoria: What's our little patient up to?
Chloe: Oh, she-- she's snoozing. She's exhausted. She's been writing cards for Kevin all day.
Victoria: (Sighs) Speaking of Kevin, did you notice how uncomfortable he seemed yesterday with all the attention?
Chloe: Yeah. Maybe that's why he bolted so fast, because I was just overbearing with expressing my thanks to him. (Sighs)
Victoria: Well, at least he didn't take off to another continent.
Chloe: What's--what's up with the limp?
Victoria: The limp? Oh. Oh, uh, the limp-- I-I guess I twisted my ankle. Uh... (Sighs) I kind of made a fool out of myself in front of Sam. He even had to carry me upstairs so I could change my clothes. (Laughs)
Chloe: (Laughs) Change clothes or take off your clothes?
Victoria: Wh-- listen, hold on. There's nothing romantic between Sam and me at all.
Chloe: Well, maybe there should be. I mean, he's pretty hot. And it's better hooking up with the good guys than the bad guys. I mean, I know that they're exciting and all, but they never stick around.
Avery: Sharon, wake up.
Sharon: What is it?
Avery: The jury came back. They found you not guilty. You can go home.
Sharon: I don't understand.
Avery: It was Victor's testimony. It changed everything.
(Bars slam close)
Victor: Now you're free.
Phyllis: You like living dangerously? Is that it?
Avery: Are you threatening me?
Phyllis: You take that anyway you'd like.
Avery: This isn't personal, Phyllis.
Phyllis: It's completely personal--completely. I know exactly what you're doing. You're trying to get my attention. You got it. You're trying to rip my family apart, and I'm not taking it.
Nick: Yeah, Artie, I'll, uh, I'll let Phyllis know that the problem's solved. Thanks.
Avery: I used to be your family, too. And I thought you would remember that when I got to town.
Phyllis: What do you want from me?
Avery: Nothing you are able or willing to give.
Phyllis: That's certainly the case.
Avery: I just wish I knew what I did as a kid that made you see me as the enemy.
Woman: Newman, you have a visitor.
Victor: Thank you. Hi. I understand you were in... some kind of altercation. Are you all right?
Sharon: Victor, you know, I appreciate your concern, but you don't have to run out here for every little thing.
Victor: Have I done something to offend you?
Sharon: (Sighs) No, of course not.
Victor: I don't quite understand. Why do I get the feeling that... you don't want me to be here? You're pushing me away.
Sharon: You hired Avery. You've given me your support. Now you're gonna testify at my trial?
Victor: Are you afraid I'm gonna... back out? I won't.
Sharon: I'm... afraid of what this testimony's gonna cost you.
Victor: Sharon, I know what I'm doing and why, okay?
Jack: I didn't find anything helpful at the trailer. I'm sorry. I know Delia really wants to see her father.
Chloe: Well, it's a good thing that Kevin's been really stepping up to the plate. Aren't many man like him around. I'm gonna go check on Dee.
Jack: So tell me, honestly, how are you doing?
Victoria: Uh, well, not bad, aside from a bum ankle.
Jack: It had to be kind of disappointing, this latest lead on Billy not panning out.
Victoria: No. No, it's okay. I mean, I hardly even think about him these days.
Jack: Wow. Who would have guessed my brother's absence would have caused you and Chloe to become friends?
Victoria: Because of his daughter, we're always gonna be connected, and I guess it helps that we've been able to make peace with the past.
Jack: Yeah, I'll bet it does.
Jack: What is it? What's going on?
Victoria: Do you think that Billy being gone is my fault?
Jack: No. No, he--he cut off all contact with everybody in Genoa City.
Victoria: Yeah. Right. I-I know. It's just that before he left, things were pretty ugly between us, and I just... I mean, maybe that's why he doesn't know that Delia's sick.
Jack: I have said this all along. I will say it again. I believe Billy would be here if he could. If not, then he's become somebody we don't even know.
Kevin: You know why I broke up with Chloe?
Kevin: Because she's only attracted to jerks like you. Only now that she thinks I'm her daughter's salvation, she's all over me.
Billy: (Laughs) Man, sorry. It's--it's better you than me, Pal. (Laughs) (Snorts)
Kevin: Well, what does that mean?
Billy: (Sighs) Well... (Sighs) What does that mean? I-I guess I should tell you that I've already experienced the stalker side of Chloe. It's a little intense, and she doesn't take no for an answer, but you might like that.
Kevin: Wow, you're-- you're talking about a woman who hasn't left her kid's side since she found out Delia had leukemia.
Billy: I didn't say she wasn't a good mother. She's a good mother. (Clears throat) But that's not the topic, Man. The topic is, do you want to get back into those little pants again? (Chuckles)
Kevin: Wow. Nice, Billy.
Billy: Why don't you beat it, Buddy? Fisher, I am not your priest, and you certainly don't want me to be your conscience.
Kevin: You're too selfish to be my conscience.
Billy: Absolutely. So... why don't you leave? At least I own it.
Kevin: Hmm. I'll say. You come all this way, and now you're planning on leaving town without ever even seeing your wife. Dude.
Phyllis: Arrest me.
Ronan: Arrest you?
Phyllis: Yeah, arrest me.
Ronan: Whoa, what--excuse me? What did you--?
Phyllis: Yeah, no, because I-I need--I need you to do this. Put me on house arrest with a guard at my door and an ankle bracelet.
Ronan: Well, as much as I would love to oblige you, the law says that you have to do something illegal. What are you up to?
Phyllis: You remember Daisy Carter, right?
Ronan: Yes. I remember Daisy Carter. I arrested her.
Phyllis: Yeah, you arrested her. Well, she wants a visit with the child that she abandoned that I am now caring for.
Ronan: Okay. And... what exactly does that have to do with you wanting your ankles in bracelets?
Phyllis: I thought if I was on house arrest, Lucy would be safe.
Ronan: Hmm. Wow. That's nice. And you get points for creativity, absolutely, but you do realize that they'll just send a social worker to your house, and they'll take the baby on a visit anyway.
Phyllis: Lovely. Okay.
Ronan: Are you... are you doing this for Lucy? Or are you doing this to keep her away from Daisy?
Phyllis: I can't imagine my life without Lucy in it. And I can't believe that this freak with not one maternal bone in her body wants to come between the two of us.
Ronan: Why is Daisy doing this now?
Phyllis: Because she has a hotshot attorney. You know Sharon's attorney?
Ronan: I do. So your sister's behind this then?
Avery: (Sighs) Nick, I'm off the clock right now.
Nick: This is not about Sharon's case. (Sighs) I, uh... I caught the tail end of your conversation with Phyllis.
Avery: (Sighs) What kind of person behaves that way?
Nick: Someone who probably feels like she's cornered. But I'm not defending her behavior.
Avery: No, maybe I pushed her buttons.
Nick: I'm not even gonna ask what those buttons are, because, frankly, that's between the two of you. But when Phyllis gets this fired up, it's usually because she's fighting to protect something she loves.
Avery: Well, where that's concerned, my sister hasn't changed... except I used to think that I was one of the things she'd fight to protect.
Jack: Anything new?
Sharon: No, not much. You?
Jack: Uh, still no word from my brother, but they have found a bone marrow match for Delia.
Sharon: (Gasps) Thank God.
Jack: Yeah. So I heard about your new lawyer. She's got quite a reputation.
Sharon: Yeah. Um, Victor is the one who actually convinced her to take my case.
Jack: The same Victor who sent Skye to Hawaii, who saw her fall that night, the same Victor... who could have saved you in your last trial with everything that he knew, but chose instead to save himself-- that Victor?
Sharon: What's your point?
Jack: He's the reason you're in this mess.
Sharon: I know what he's done. I also know what he's willing to do. He's an incredible man.
Billy: (Clears throat)
(Knock on door)
Billy: Man, can't I get some peace and quiet, please? What do you want?
Victor: I brought you something. That way, you don't have to sneak around and risk being seen.
Billy: Well, aren't you all heart?
Victor: Now you don't have to give your bone marrow for a while, so you may as well get drunk to your heart's content.
Billy: You'd love it if I drank myself into a coma, wouldn't you?
Victor: I wouldn't mind at all. You're gonna do that anyway.
Billy: I gotta hand it to you, you do buy the good stuff.
Victor: You bet.
Billy: And I have to admit that I did have a bit of a setback today. And it's taken just about everything I have not to reach out, grab my favorite painkiller, and just take it down, but, Sir, I have a daughter. You know anything about that?
(Alcohol sloshing in sink)
Victor: Are you trying to impress me, or what?
Victor: Having a daughter never stopped you before.
Billy: She might not need my bone marrow today, probably not next week... but when my daughter needs me, I do want there to be the best of me to give to her, okay?
Chloe: Seriously? Are you avoiding me because I kissed you?
Kevin: No, no, no. My busboy called in sick, so--
Chloe: Okay, don't-- don't do that.
Kevin: Don't do what?
Chloe: Lie and protect my feelings.
Kevin: I'm not. My busboy called in sick. I'm just--
Chloe: Okay. We're not together anymore, and we were doing great as just friends, and I'm sorry if I overstepped because of your magic marrow, but can we please just forget it? Let's just forget it.
Phyllis: How do you know about Avery?
Ronan: It's my job to know things.
Ronan: I... completely understand what's it's like to have to deal with a sibling that you never expected to have to deal with... especially when they... are the noble one.
Phyllis: Are you just trying to get my guard down so you can pin Diane's murder on me?
Ronan: No. No. I'm really not. What Daisy did to her victims wasn't right.
Ronan: And abandoning her infant-- it's despicable.
Phyllis: I agree. But if you won't put me under house arrest, I have to bring Lucy to that prison.
Ronan: Oh. Oh, come on, Phyllis. You are... conniving, commanding, deceptive, and you are a damn good liar. All of these are talents that you're gonna use to keep Lucy away from Daisy, regardless of any legal games that your sister's going to try to play.
Phyllis: Thank you. (Sighs)
Ronan: Chicken pox is going around right now. A doctor's note could buy you an extra week.
Phyllis: I didn't know that. Thanks, Detective. And, uh, by the way, I don't appreciate you looking at my legs.
Nick: Thank you. So what was it like growing up with Phyllis?
Avery: Um... there was a lot of drama in our house. And... we tuned it out. We tuned it out by playing games.
Nick: Games like, uh, checkers or hide-and-seek?
Avery: No, like video games.
Avery: Yeah, Phyllis would give me pointers, and then she would always beat me.
Nick: Must have been annoying.
Avery: Actually, it was the most fun we ever had together, even though she loved to gloat.
Nick: (Sighs) Yeah.
Avery: Even then, we were opponents, only in a good way, you know, not like it is now.
Nick: Yeah, Phyllis and I play a lot of video games, so I get it. (Sighs) It's kind of like, uh, our thing.
Avery: And she never mentioned me?
Kevin: Look, I get it. You were relieved because of Delia, and you overreacted. As far as I'm concerned, the kiss never happened.
Chloe: So we're still buds?
Kevin: Yeah, of course we're still buds.
Chloe: Okay, good. You've just been so amazing through the entire thing. (Sighs) I-I feel like such an idiot that I had actually hoped for more. Um, it'll never happen again.
Kevin: Come here.
Victoria: (Thinking) "It’s probably pointless to write again. Either you didn't get my first e-mail, or you don't want to talk to me. But there are things I have to say. If you're not coming home because of me, I understand. But you don't need to worry. We'd never even have to cross paths. I really do wish you well, Billy. And I'm moving on just fine."
Billy: (Sighs) I'll be damned if I give him the satisfaction. How do you like that, Victor? How do you like that?
(Computer alert chimes)
Billy: (Sighs) "I'm moving on just fine." (Scoffs)
Jack: Scotch, neat. I just came from seeing Sharon. She shared with me all you're doing for her. And since I know you don't do anything out of the goodness of your heart, I can't help wondering what you're up to.
Victor: (Sighs) Meaning what?
Jack: I don't know. You tell me.
Victor: I won't tell you a damn thing, Jack.
Jack: Just know I'll be watching you. It wouldn't be the first time Sharon trusted the wrong person.
Victor: I don't give a damn what you're gonna do. Have a nice day.
Daisy: Oh, I can't believe how awesome Avery is.
Sharon: Yeah. Having someone who understands you and who believes in your innocence makes all the difference.
Daisy: Especially when you're up against the devil herself.
Michael: Thank you.
Michael: Oh, hey. You want one?
Phyllis: Hi. Um, oh, I'm a little hyper already. I don't need one.
Michael: So how did that go with Avery?
Phyllis: Uh, that-- that was fine. But you know what? I have a short-term solution to this visitation situation, but I need your help with the long-term solution.
Michael: Sure. Gladly. Daisy's the last person that should be around children.
Phyllis: This is true. Watch. Hello. Um, uh, this is Phyllis Newman. I was told to bring my dau-- my granddaughter, uh, in to, um, visit, uh, one of your inmates Daisy Carter. She's not gonna be able to. She--she has the chicken pox. Yeah, I know. I know. So, um, well, I really appreciate it. Thank you. And, um, we'll--we'll set something up in the future.
Michael: If Lucy had chicken pox, you would not be here.
Phyllis: I know.
Michael: Okay, what's up? What are you doing? What?
Phyllis: I'm calling Nick.
(Cell phone ringing)
Phyllis: He's not answering.
Nick: So what were you saying?
Avery: Oh, nothing. I don't know why I'm going on and on about Phyllis and Avery's excellent adventures. (Laughs)
Nick: Oh, it's been fun. I wish I could stay longer, but there's something I got to do.
Avery: Well, it was nice talking about the good parts of my past. I sometimes forget that there were any.
Nick: I got to see a glimpse of your softer side.
Avery: (Laughs) Yeah. Now you know. Avery Bailey Clark, champion of the underdog, was once a gawky kid who thought her sister hung the moon.
Nick: You know what? I think you should have that.
Avery: (Scoffs) What's this? (Laughs)
Nick: Try it out. It's guaranteed to give you less stress.
Avery: What? Stress? The woman with nerves of steel?
Nick: Even women with nerves of steel could use a break sometimes.
Avery: A video game. Cool. Thanks.
Nick: Not a problem. Have a good time.
Next on "The Young and the Restless"...
Sharon: Do you think that it was a mistake to turn down that deal?
Colin: What a nice surprise.
Victoria: Hello? Is somebody here?
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