Y&R Transcript Friday 12/18/09

Y&R Transcript Friday 12/18/09 -- Canada; Monday 12/21/09 -- U.S.A.


Provided By Eric
Proofread By Emma

Nick: You know, Jack came to me all worked up about Adam and Sharon. That means if he came to me, he went to you, too, so you knew about all of this, and you didn't say anything.

Phyllis: Oh, wait a second. This is not about my secrets.

Nick: Oh, right, 'cause-- 'cause your secrets don't matter. Yours and Jack's are just totally fine.

Phyllis: Wait, why--I'm-- (Sighs) I'm sorry. Is this now about when Jack and I slept together? Is that what we're talking about?

Nick: I'm talking about how you two get in each others' heads, make each other nuts.

Phyllis: Okay, I thought you were talking about Deacon. I thought you were mad about Deacon. Now it's Jack?

Nick: You didn't come to me with your plan, all right? I could have helped. I could have offered suggestions. I wouldn't have tried to stop you, because I know you too well.

Phyllis: We had it covered.

Nick: You didn't think protecting your son was something you could share with your husband.

Phyllis: Oh, please, Nick. Admit it, you're not upset about my helping my son. You're upset because you can't save Sharon. (Sighs)

Murphy: Look, it's a beauty. All right, well, what do you say we cut the price?

Kay: Oh, what do you mean, "Cut"? Uh, Murphy--

Murphy: Uh, give-- give him a discount.

Kay: Uh, Murphy, this is a charity for-- this is a charity. I mean, this gentleman understands. I mean, you do, don't you?

Adam: Was that some kind of waving Santa back there?

Sharon: (Laughs) It was an animatronic snowman. (Chuckles)

Adam: Okay, well, way to freak out the visually impaired guy.

Sharon: (Laughs) Shh! They're so in sync. They're a team.

Kay: See?

Murphy: (Chuckles)

Kay: (Chuckles) Thank you!

Murphy: Give me a kiss.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Murphy: Mwah!

Sharon: How many people have something that special?

Adam: They're very lucky. So am I.

Ashley: Hello, you two. (Chuckles)

Sharon: (Giggles)

Ashley: I'm sorry to interrupt. (Chuckles) Who knew that a tree lot could be so romantic, right?

Sharon: (Chuckles) You sound pleased for us.

Ashley: So I take it the reaction from most people has been less than enthusiastic?

Adam: That is an understatement, but, yes.

Ashley: Oh, I'm sorry about that. But you know what? Your two votes are really the only ones that matter, right? And you look really happy.

Sharon: Thank you. We are.

Neil: (Sighs) Hey, look who it is.

Ashley: Hi!

Neil: Hi, strangers. How are you?

Ashley: Good.

Sharon: Neil, how's Lily? Um, please know that our thoughts and prayers are with her.

Neil: Yeah, yeah, no. I'll tell her. She's doing, uh, much better, thanks. She got the card that you sent.

Sharon: Good.

Adam: Hey, uh, you want to go look for a tree?

Sharon: Yeah, um, we gotta go. It was nice seeing you both.

Ashley: You, too. Take care.

Neil: Nice seeing you, too. Hey, so, uh, tree hunting. I presume you haven't found the perfect tree.

Ashley: That's true. But, you see, I've learned.

Neil: Ahh.

Ashley: I'm looking before I leap.

Neil: Wise decision.

Ashley: (Laughs) I think so.

Neil: And I-if you need a second pair of eyes, you know...

Ashley: Oh, so I don't get stuck with a Charlie brown twig?

Neil: Don't laugh. You know, it could happen without proper backup.

Ashley: Mm. Well, let's shop.

Neil: Okay.

Emily: I should go.

Jack: No, no. No. Please don't go.

Cane: (Sighs) You okay?

Lily: Yeah, I just, uh, used to be a shopping machine.

Cane: Hey, what are you talking about? We did great. You helped me find some gifts for Katherine, Murphy and Jill, and we found presents for your family.

Lily: Mm-hmm. Yeah, we did find some cute stuff, didn't we?

Cane: Yes, we did. And we even found some cute stuff when you weren't watching.

Lily: (Gasps) You sneaky devil.

Cane: (Sighs)

Lily: Oh, Honey. (Gasps) Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's our first married Christmas. (Chuckles) I love it. Thank you.

Cane: Really? I was just thinking, you know, next year, we'll have, like, a little someone on our shoulders, so while it's just us, I want to let you know how much I love you. You're my world, Baby.

Lily: Now is this about the cancer, or is it about our breakup? Because either way, I'm still here with you.

Cane: And anything that would come between us is like my version of hell. So while we're together, I just want to celebrate every second of that with you.

Lily: (Sighs)

Mac: Is it pushy of me to call? I was worried about you. How are things with Victoria?

J.T.: (Sighs) I don't know how this happens. How is it something you think is gonna last forever can slip away so fast?

Chloe: You're firing me?

Billy: You went behind my back and ratted out my source to the court. Yeah, you're fired.

Chloe: I got you out of jail. You're welcome.

Billy: Thank you. I appreciate that. Now pack your stuff.

Ashley: That's nice.

Neil: Yeah, that's a nice tree. You know, someone from the ranch could have helped you do this, right?

Ashley: Oh, they definitely offered. In fact, they were pleading with me. I think that after all those months I spent in my room, they were kind of afraid I wouldn't be able to handle it. But see? I'm handling it, right? I'm doing things on my own now.

Neil: (Chuckles) Yeah, I hear ya. You know, what's weird is that, uh, this time of year, people see you by yourself, it's...

Ashley: Uh-oh, you're talking about the pity face?

Neil: Ahh.

Ashley: I've seen the pity face.

Neil: You have? Yeah.

Ashley: Yes, I was out shopping for Abby, and I went to a jewelry store, you know, to get a charm for her...

Neil: Uh-huh.

Ashley: And, um, the jeweler gave me the pity face.

Neil: Ahh.

Ashley: I guess he'd heard about Victor and me.

Neil: I-I get that look sometimes, and then they go--

Ashley: Do you really?

Neil: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The--the wait staff, they were-- they were putting up decorations, and, uh, they froze--completely froze-- when I walked in the door, and they must have been thinking, that's my boss. He's single now. He's gonna go scrooge on me.

Ashley: (Chuckles) Oh, no.

Neil: I know they were.

Ashley: Like it's the most horrible thing in the world-- a little peace and quiet during the holidays, right?

Neil: Yeah, do you feel my pain?

Ashley: Yeah, and I'm thinking... (Clicks tongue) Shorter and fuller, you know?

Neil: Oh. Yeah, you know what? I think that's the next aisle over. Why don't we check?

Ashley: You promise me?

Neil: Yeah.

Ashley: Over here?

Neil: For you, I'll promise you anything. Come on.

Ashley: I need my tree.

Neil: Okay.

Cane: Hey, there's your dad.

Lily: Oh, no, no, no. Don't. Don't.

Cane: Why? What's wrong?

Lily: Oh, well, because other than I have the greatest secret of all time and I can't even share it with my own father?

Cane: Well, if you want, we can tell him right now.

Lily: Well, I don't want to tell him right now.

Cane: Well, you just said that--

Lily: No, I just-- I don't know. Can't you just imagine us being around the tree opening gifts, and then we share our big news?

Cane: All right, so we'll wait.

Lily: Okay, now you're just humoring me.

Cane: No, I'm not just humoring you. It's just-- look after your year-- you were diagnosed with cancer, you had surgery, then you had chemo.

Lily: Yeah, and Colleen.

Cane: Right. Then you found out the man you married was a lie. It's gonna be different now, 'cause Mac's pregnant, and she's gonna have our baby.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Cane: (Chuckles)

Lily: Wow, you make it sound so incredible.

Cane: That's 'cause it is incredible. So if you want to skywrite, "we are pregnant," or if you want to put up a billboard, or if you want to wait till Christmas-- whatever you want-- I just want you to be happy.

Lily: Thank you.

Cane: Okay.

Lily: Hey, and you know, there's Emily, too.

Cane: Mm-hmm. She's the one who helped me decide how much I want to even have a baby. And she approved Mac being our surrogate, so that's just one more angel to top the tree with.

Jack: Look, you-- you really don't have to leave.

Emily: Uh, yes, I do.

Jack: You know what?

Emily: Aah.

Jack: See? You--you hurt your elbow when you wiped out on the ice, and I feel responsible.

Emily: All right. Can you help me? I--

Jack: Yeah, there.

Emily: Thank you. I didn't wipe out.

Jack: Okay, I wiped out. When you were showing off, you fell with style and grace.

Emily: And room service will bring me an ice pack.

Jack: Yeah, but what if you can't sleep?

Emily: Room service will bring me a hot toddy.

Jack: Well, see? Their--their hot toddy has brandy. I have bourbon.

Emily: Oh, Jack, you know what? That makes all the difference.

Jack: Then you'll stay?

Emily: A hotel during the holidays is not a death sentence.

Jack: This is not a pity offer. I have just been so happy these last couple of hours. I-I don't want it to end.

Emily: (Whispers) Okay, I'll stay. (Normal voice) But just for the hot toddy, and then we'll see. (Chuckles)

Sharon: Okay, come on in!

Adam: Okay.

Sharon: (Laughs)

Adam: I'm sorry if I hit anything.

Sharon: Okay, careful. (Laughs)

Adam: Uh-oh.

Sharon: Oh, no. Aah! Right here.

Adam: Where do you want it?

Sharon: Put it right here.

Adam: Right here? Okay. (Grunts)

Sharon: Okay.

Adam: Okay, you have a stand?

Sharon: Um, oh, I have so much stuff in storage. I'll have to go look. Hold on.

Adam: All right. (Sighs)

Adam: (Exhales)

Sharon: I'll have to check down in the basement!

Adam: Take your time.

Sharon: (Sighs) I found it.

Adam: Great, now let's just--

Sharon: Oh--

Adam: How do we get this puppy upright?

Sharon: What did you just do?

Adam: Me? Noth-nothing.

Phyllis: Yeah, Jack told me about Adam and Sharon. He did. That's how I found out. So how did you find out, Nick?

Nick: (Sighs)

Phyllis: Answer me. Answer me. I gave you the same courtesy.

Nick: I went over to Sharon's. Adam was there.

Phyllis: And they popped champagne and told you the big news?

Nick: (Sighs) No. No, they didn't tell me. I, uh, I saw...

Phyllis: What? What'd you see? A smile? A nudge? Oh, wow. Oh. Oh, you saw them having sex.

Nick: Yes.

Phyllis: Yes. Ugh. Whoa. Blech. Quite a vision, I'm sure. Yeah, I-I remember. It was probably that day that Daniel was arrested, because you were acting very strange.

Nick: If I say, "Yes," can we go back to talking about us and not Sharon?

Phyllis: You didn't tell me. You didn't tell me.

Nick: And you didn't tell me. We could-- you know, we could do this all night. Who didn't tell who what? It doesn't matter. The point is, we are back to where we started. Honesty-- straight out the window.

Phyllis: And we worked so hard, and we are back to where we started. (Sighs)

Cane: All right, I will give you, uh...

Kay: What?

Cane: I'll give you 60 bucks for this one.

Kay: Come on, the tag says "$75."

Cane: All right, I'll give you $100. You drive a hard bargain. There you go.

Kay: Well, that is quite some Christmas spirit. Is there any special reason?

Cane: Hmm... (Quietly) You mean did the in vitro take?

Kay: (Quietly) Well, Mac hasn't said a word, and I haven't asked, uh, but if there is any news, you're--you--please, would you just let me know?

Cane: I wish there was, but right now, it's just wait and see.

Kay: (Sighs) Well, you're doing everything right. You're keeping busy. You're upbeat. You're concentrating on the holidays.

Cane: We're doing our best.

Kay: Well, whatever happens, you're gonna be all right. You hear me?

Cane: Yeah.

Kay: You're gonna be all right.

Cane: Thanks.

J.T.: (Sighs) Thanks. (Sighs)

Mac: You're welcome.

J.T.: And thank you for letting me hang out here. If I go home now, who knows how much worse it's gonna be?

Mac: What happened?

J.T.: You know, we--we-- (Sighs) We were both trying so hard, and then she gets back on this kick about, "Let's all go to-- to, uh, Dubai together."

Mac: Mm-hmm.

J.T.: And I say, "I've got a job," so she says she'll take Reed, and I say, "No way in hell," and now I'm here, and she is, uh, I don't know where she is.

Mac: Victoria needs a break from Genoa City because of what Billy posted in "Restless Style." I'm sorry.

J.T.: Hey, come on. None of this was your fault, all right?

Mac: I cut Billy slack time and time again.

J.T.: Look, Billy is a jerk all by himself, all right? Nothing you can do is ever gonna change that. And as much as I hate to admit it, this isn't entirely Billy's fault. Victoria and I let it get this far.

Mac: But he made it worse.

J.T.: You know what? I shouldn't have come here and put this on you while you're--

Mac: Pregnant, I know. Trust me, it is on my mind every second of every day, and before that, Billy was on my mind every second of every day. I need to learn how to be a real person again, not "Darfur girl," not "Billy's girlfriend," not even "The surrogate." I need to figure out how to just be me. Your being here helps.

J.T.: Yeah, well, listen. I have to admit, it was, uh, it was pretty tough watching you get wrapped up in somebody who doesn't deserve you.

Mac: It wasn't just me it happened to. It's so easy to get sucked into his charm and his issues. With Billy, it's easy to forget who you are on your own.

Chloe: Yeah, we're gonna need the Stella McCartney bootees. Yeah, in black. Yeah, we need them... (Folder smacks desk) For the shoot tomorrow.

Billy: You are not part of "We," Chloe.

Chloe: (Sighs) Oh, who was that? Oh, don't worry. That was no one. Okay, great. Thank you. Love you. Ciao.

Billy: "No one"? I'm your boss. No, actually, I'm your former boss, because I don't know if you heard me the first time. You're fired!

Chloe: Oh, my God, I get it. I get it! I pissed you off. I offended you, okay? But guess what? I got you out of jail. So what? Lucky you. You get to go ahead and tell everyone that it was all my fault and you stuck to your precious little principles. But you and I both know that deep down, I was right.

Billy: Is that really how your twisted little mind works? I guess deep down, I should feel grateful that you targeted me in New York and misrepresented yourself, and then you broke into my e-mail, and then you didn't tell me about the kid, but then you did tell me about the kid, but then you didn't tell me the kid was mine.

Chloe: Oh, blah, blah, blah! I got you out of jail! I got you out.

Billy: You know, you do whatever the hell it is that you think you want to do because you think that you're in charge. But you're not in charge.

Chloe: (Sighs) Yeah.

Billy: So listen to me again. Are you ready? Listen to me. You're fired. Get your stuff and get out of my office.

Chloe: Look at that mean little Billy "Boss face." Oh, let me tell you something, buddy. This place was once run by Phyllis...

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Chloe: Nick, Jack and Sharon. These walls have seen bigger, badder tantrums than yours.

Sharon: You know you want to tell me what's in the stocking.

Adam: I am not aware of any stocking.

Sharon: Ooh, the temptation to peek.

Adam: (Stammers) It builds character.

Sharon: (Laughs) Okay, let's build your character.

Adam: Is that-- that's my name.

Sharon: Yes. That's because that's your stocking.

Adam: Thank you. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get back to the ranch, I'll hang that up.

Sharon: Oh, I thought we could hang it here right now.

Adam: Oh, Sharon, you don't have to do that.

Sharon: Well, Noah already knows about us. I mean, everybody does, and the world didn't come to an end, so-- and, you know, if you don't want be here on Christmas day, then you can--

Adam: O-of course I do want to be here.

Sharon: Well, then you're gonna need a stocking.

Sharon: There, looks great.

Adam: You're wonderful. You know that?

(Picture crashes)

(Glass shatters)

Sharon: (Gasps) Oh!

Jack: By all means, please come in.

Phyllis: I'm having a really crappy day because of you.

Emily: Hello, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Hi.

Jack: Can I offer you a hot toddy?

Emily: With bourbon.

Phyllis: What?

Jack: It's better than brandy.

Phyllis: Uh, I'll leave if you want me to.

Jack: Yeah, you know, we can talk tomorrow.

Emily: (Clears throat) I think I need a touch more honey.

Jack: Ooh, too much lemon?

Emily: A little tartness goes a long way.

Jack: (Grunts) Hey! What? I offered you a drink.

Phyllis: You ruined my life when you told me about Adam and Sharon.

Adam: Oh, my God, Sharon. This is Cassie's drawing, isn't it? I am so sorry.

Sharon: Oh, wait. No, don't touch, Adam. There's glass. I--

Adam: (Winces) Ow! Damn it. (Sighs)

Sharon: Did you cut yourself? Is it bad?

Adam: Uh, no, I'm okay. I didn't--I don't have any blood on the drawing, do I?

Sharon: No, Adam, it's okay. Look, I-I--please. Go take care of yourself. I-I don't want you to get cut... again.

Adam: I'm sorry.

Sharon: It's okay. (Sniffles) (Sighs)

[Sharon remembering]

Cassie: Wasn't it super of Nick getting my picture framed?

Sharon: Yeah, Sweetie. It was a really nice gesture.

Cassie: Having a family-- that's the best thing.

Sharon: (Sniffles) (Sobs) (Sobs) (Sobs) (Sobs)

Nick: Sharon, what's wrong?

Sharon: Oh. It's Cassie's drawing.

Nick: It's okay.

Sharon: (Sobs)

Nick: We can fix it. We can fix this.

Sharon: (Sighs)

J.T.: You know, I-I just-- I just want things back to the way they were, you know? It's not just my imagination that... there's something real there-- or was.

Mac: Couples go through things all the time that they don't expect-- ugly things. You think that love conquers all, and then you find yourself with these wounds that won't heal and deceit and wanting different things. Like, you're so in tune, and then all of a sudden, you have nothing in common.

J.T.: Are you talking about you and Billy?

Mac: No, I just, um... okay, I guess I was. I'm sorry.

J.T.: I'm sorry.

Mac: If he doesn't make it about him, I do.

J.T.: Well, he's on your mind, you know?

Mac: Not anymore. You are. So what's your next step? Best-case scenario.

J.T.: With me and Victoria?

Mac: Yeah, if you could write the rest of the story, what would it be?

J.T.: (Sighs) I would, uh, go home. She would be there with my son, and, uh, she'd say she knows where she belongs-- with us, her family. We'd promise to make things work, and I'd fight like hell to make that happen.

Mac: Can you hold on to that? Can you have faith in what you have?

J.T.: Does faith make a difference?

Mac: Of course it does.

J.T.: What has faith done for you and Billy? Yeah, exactly.

Chloe: You know, you are really an ass!

Billy: Oh, bye-bye! (Chuckles) (Sighs)

Nick: It's just the frame, all right? Nothing is ruined.

Sharon: (Sniffles)

Nick: Do you hear me?

Sharon: Yeah. Mm.

Nick: It's okay. It's okay.

Sharon: (Sniffles) (Sighs)

Adam: Sharon, listen, I'm so sor-- Nick, is that you?

Sharon: (Sighs) Adam, uh, how's your hand?

Adam: It, um--

Nick: Why are you bleeding? Is it 'cause of this? Is that how this got broken? He broke our daughter's artwork?

Sharon: No, Nick. It was an accident.

Adam: Sharon knows how sorry I am, Nick.

Nick: Oh, like hell you are.

Sharon: Don't you dare come into my house and talk to him like that!

Nick: You don't honestly believe that this was an accident, do you?

Adam: That's right, Nick. You caught me. I'm going blind on purpose. Look, she gave me a gift, and I went over to thank her, and I-I just--

Nick: Oh, isn't that nice? You--you got a stocking here now. That's nice.

Adam: You know we're involved. How is this news to you, Nick?

Nick: You know, I came here to talk to you about our son.

Sharon: Oh, really? Not to judge my life? Well, that's a first.

Nick: That snowmobile that Noah asked for-- I bought it for him three days ago.

Phyllis: So suddenly, I go from, "Yay! Yay! I saved my son!" To secrets... and Sharon... and you.

Jack: Me?

Phyllis: Yes, you. You come to me with every little ugly story, every detail, every rumor.

Jack: Whoa, whoa. Wait. So--so let me get this straight. It's your--my fault that you and Nick got into a fight?

Phyllis: (Sighs) I promised my daughter I would get her a Christmas tree.

Jack: There's still time, you know.

Phyllis: I'm sorry. Am I ruining your hot toddy party?

Jack: Look, I'm sorry you had a fight with Nick. (Whispers) I have company.

Phyllis: You're the reason I knew that Nick was hiding something from me.

Jack: (Normal voice) You were right. Nick was right. We all talk too much. We all say too much. I've been out of the loop for a little while here.

Phyllis: Oh, with Patty's twin, right?

Jack: With Emily.

Phyllis: Ah.

Jack: And it's going quite well.

Phyllis: (Sighs) Nick said you went to him.

Jack: I did. I went to save Sharon, or convince him to save her, but maybe it's time we all back off and let everybody live their lives.

Phyllis: I'm--I'm sorry. You--you--you wanted to convince Nick to save Sharon? Okay, you can wash your hands of this. I know that. You can. It's not part of your life. But I don't have that luxury. You're the reason that my--my husband's stomach is in knots over his ex-wife and his brother.

Jack: I'm sorry. I am.

Phyllis: I guess that's supposed to make it better, right? (Sighs)

Jack: I'm sorry. That wasn't exactly discreet, was it?

Emily: My professional assessment might include mention of establishing some boundaries.

Jack: You could help me with that, you know.

Ashley: Okay, a little to the left.

Neil: Uh, left--what? Like here to the left?

Cane: That's right.

Lily: Uh, no, no, no. That's--that's too much.

Ashley: Yeah.

Cane: All right. You want it like this?

Neil: Go back this way?

Ashley: You know what? I think you maybe need to spin it around clockwise.

Neil and Cane: Clockwise. Clockwise.

Cane: Is this way. Okay.

Neil: Oh, no, you're all right now.

Lily: No, uh, hold on. She meant counterclockwise.

Ashley: Yeah, I meant counterclockwise.

Neil: Counterclockwise?

Ashley: (Laughs)

Neil: Are you kidding me?

Cane: Are--are--are you guys messing with us, or what? Huh?

Lily: (Laughs)

Neil: Yeah, that's really funny and hysterical, especially because, and she knows this, I'm allergic to green trees with green tree sap, right, Lily?

Cane: Oh!

Ashley: Are you really?

Lily: No, he's not.

Ashley: Oh, that's not fair.

Neil: But I-I could be.

Lily: (Chuckles) You're such a good sport, Honey.

Cane: Come here.

Lily: (Laughs)

Cane: Mm.

Ashley: So, you know, I was gonna thank you for bringing the tree over here.

Neil: Yeah.

Ashley: But now that I look at it, I'm not so sure that I should thank you at all.

Neil: Really?

Ashley: Yeah, I don't know about that tree.

Neil: Yeah. Strange to be back here, though.

Ashley: Really? You mean without Victor?

Neil: Oh, it's just, uh, I don't know. It's just kind of different, um, but, I-in a good way, you know?

Ashley: Yeah, I think so.

Neil: You know, I-I-I was wondering, maybe you and Abby and-- and Faith would like to come over for Christmas, Christmas day.

Ashley: Oh...

Neil: Bad idea?

Ashley: Well... it's sweet, but I think with everything that's happened this year, maybe it's not the kind of change Abby needs.

Neil: Sure, sure. No, I-I understand.

Ashley: You know?

Neil: I was just thinking about Lily. Lily would appreciate having another female in the mix, so...

Ashley: Oh, I get it-- Colleen's best friend. I see what you're saying. Abby would love that.

Neil: See there? See what you did? Now--now you know that I'm a genius, right?

Ashley: I have known that for a long, long time, Neil.

Neil: Great. (Chuckles)

Ashley: It's a perfect idea. We'd love to come. Thank you.

Lily: I just got a shiver. Even people without cancer get them. (Chuckles)

Cane: Well, you said you were tired before. What? I love you, all right?

Lily: (Sighs) Oh, my gosh.

Cane: I'm supposed to hover. I'm hovering. I can't help it. It's what I'm supposed to do.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Faith: (Cries)

Ashley: Oh, somebody's awake.

Cane: Oh.

Ashley: I'm gonna get her before the nanny does.

Lily: Oh, uh, can you-- can you bring her down here?

Ashley: Uh, sure. I'm sure Faith would love to visit.

Lily: Okay.

Ashley: All right? I'll be right back.

Lily: (Chuckles)

Kay: Um, Cane had no news about Mac's in vitro, and I-I-I don't know. My God, if this doesn't work, uh, I-I-I, uh, I'm worried about them all. I really am.

Murphy: Oh. Oh, boy. There's sure a lot of excitement in your family.

Kay: Well, it's your family, too, now.

Murphy: Well, you're darn tootin', Mrs. Murphy.

Kay: Do you know this is our first full Christmas season as Katherine and Murphy, not Marge and Murphy?

Murphy: Am I-- am I the luckiest guy on the planet, or what?

Kay: Yes. (Chuckles) Yeah, you certainly are. (Chuckles)

Murphy: Oh, look who got sprung! (Chuckles)

Kay: Oh, Billy is free! Billy is free! Oh!

Billy: Yes, it's "Free Billy." "Free Billy." (Chuckles)

Kay: (Laughs)

Murphy: Um, listen, why don't I put some tags on the wreaths and leave you two guys to it?

Kay: Yeah, the ribbon's over by the trailer. (Clears throat)

Murphy: All right. Thank you.

Kay: Oh, God, I've missed you.

Billy: Ah, I missed you.

Kay: Oh, I've missed you.

Billy: You know, it's funny, though. They have these things in jail. It's, uh, they're called visiting hours, and people use them to visit, and I guess you and Mom, you just had too much on your plate to come visit me, right?

Kay: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You do not...

Billy: (Chuckles)

Kay: Make a good martyr. Besides, whatever happened was of your own making.

Billy: (Sighs) I was standing up for my first amendment right. I thought you'd appreciate that, but...

Kay: Well, at least the founding fathers must be proud of you. But at least you had the good sense to, uh, tell the judge what he wanted.

Billy: No, I stuck to my guns. Chloe stuck her nose in a place it didn't belong.

Kay: Chloe told the judge?

Billy: Yeah, Chloe.

Kay: Good for her! Good--good for her. At least one of you was thinking about poor, darling Delia.

Billy: I was thinking about "Poor, darling Delia" every day I was in jail.

Kay: You thought, Chloe acted. I hope you've thanked her.

Billy: Oh, I thanked her, all right.

Chloe: (Sighs) You tell me about your day? 'Cause my day wasn't so great. Okay, how about the kitchen? Does that work for you? Yeah?

Billy: Whew. Aha! Hey, there! (Claps hands)

Chloe: Oh, look. The day even gets better.

Billy: There's my little girl. Hello! (Laughs)

Chloe: Hey, hands off. It's not your day.

Billy: Oh, come on, now. You wanted me out of jail so I can see my kid. Now here I am. Hand over the kid.

Chloe: Don't you have somewhere to be? Someone to fire?

Billy: Are you gonna play games, or are you gonna give me my daughter?

Cordelia: (Squeals)

Billy: Oh.

Chloe: You don't deserve her.

Cordelia: (Laughs)

Billy: (Silly voice) Hello. Did you hear something? No? I didn't hear something. I didn't hear it, either. (Makes silly noises) (Imitates airplane engine)

Chloe: (Sighs)

Mac: Billy, you're out.

J.T.: Congratulations, man. That is justice.

Billy: (Normal voice) (Grumbles) What's he doing here, huh? You come to talk more trash about me?

J.T.: You trashed my wife not once, but twice in the national media. Remember that?

Cordelia: (Squeals)

Billy: Yeah, did you hear that? Someone's trying to make Daddy sound bad.

J.T.: Right, like you need any help in that department.

Billy: You know what I think? I think that somebody should go home to their wife. Oh, unless--unless... (Whispers) She's doing something else.

Mac: Billy, stop it.

J.T.: Right, tough guy with the baby.

Chloe: No, you know what? You know what? Let Delia know what she's dealing with and let him just...

Billy: (Blows raspberry)

Chloe: Let him continue.

Billy: (Makes silly noises)

Cordelia: (Babbles)

Ashley: Here she is.

Lily: Oh. (Laughs)

Ashley: Where's the guys?

Lily: Oh, you know, they're just being guys...

Ashley: Uh-huh.

Lily: Making sure our trees are strapped down properly. Oh, Ashley, she is so beautiful. Hi!

Ashley: Don't let the cuteness fool you. She's been known to tear through a bottle of formula in no time flat. She has no manners whatsoever.

Lily: (Laughs)

Ashley: Right, Honey?

Lily: You know, I heard that you have to, um, switch formulas. Did you have to switch, or...

Ashley: Did it work? Is Mac pregnant with a little Ashby?

Lily: (Chuckles)

Ashley: Oh, I'm sorry. It's none of my business. Your dad told me that you were trying.

Lily: No, it's--it's okay. Um... (Chuckles) Well, we are trying. Uh, we--we--we tried.

Ashley: I'm so happy for you. As a mom who's had cancer, I know what it means to have your prayers answered, and be given a baby.

Lily: Well, I'm not saying that we're pregnant.

Ashley: But you're not saying that you're not.

Lily: (Laughs) No.

Ashley: Right?

Lily: No, well, what I'm saying is that if there were news about a baby, then my dad would know, and seeing as my dad doesn't know...

Ashley: Oh, there's no news yet.

Lily: Right, no news yet.

Ashley: I see.

Lily: But there could be some news on Christmas day.

Ashley: That is such a lovely idea.

Faith: (Coos)

Ashley: (Laughs)

Lily: (Laughs)

Ashley: She thinks so, too.

Lily: (Laughs)

Ashley: I hope you don't mind, but your dad invited me and the girls over that day. If your news is private, though--

Lily: Oh, no, no, no. That would be great.

Ashley: Yeah?

Lily: I mean, I'd love for you guys to come. Yeah. I-I think that this is gonna be a very wonderful Christmas. (Laughs)

Faith: (Coos)

Ashley: (Laughs) Is it?

Lily: Yes, it is.

Ashley: (Laughs)

Lily: (Gasps, laughs)

Kay: Why, Phyllis!

Phyllis: Hey, Kay.

Kay: Oh, merry Christmas! Oh, good to see you.

Murphy: I, uh, I take it you need a tree, young lady?

Phyllis: Yes. Yeah, I-I definitely need one. Um, I promised my daughter we'd have a tree. I'm not about to let her down, so this is good.

Kay: Good.

Murphy: Well, um, what size are you thinking? Because if you plan to haul it alone, then--

Nick: She can get any tree she wants.

Billy: (Chuckles) Hey, Delia stopped crying. I want to take her home with me now.

Chloe: Yeah, that's because my mom is giving her a bath, and you're not taking her out in the cold with wet hair.

Billy: Why do you use the kid to jerk me around?

Chloe: Why do you use the kid to pretend that you're not a complete waste? She's tired. Just let her sleep here. (Sighs)

Billy: Fine, but only because she's tired.

Chloe: Yeah, well, so am I.

Billy: (Groans)

Chloe: Being fired does that to you. Good night.

Billy: Good night.

J.T.: You okay?

Mac: No. You?

J.T.: No, but I will be. I'm gonna go home to my wife and my son and make sure she and I remember what we have to be grateful for.

Neil: (Chuckles)

Lily: (Laughs) Ohh! (Gasps) Is that from Traci? That is beautiful.

Faith: (Fusses)

Ashley: Yes.

Neil: No reason you shouldn't hang it now, right?

Ashley: Okay.

Lily: (Whispering indistinctly to Faith)

Lily: (Gasps) Look. Oh, look. (Chuckles)

Emily: (Yawns) Mm.

Jack: You look like you could curl up and go to sleep.

Emily: Mm, after a little bit of reading.

Jack: Well, then it's time to say good night, huh?

Emily: Or you could just lend me a book and show me to my room.

Jack: Then you'll stay?

Emily: (Chuckles) Yeah, looks that way.

Jack: So what about the whole, uh, Phyllis episode?

Emily: Everyone has a history.

Jack: You mean baggage?

Emily: (Sighs) But you're letting yours go.

Jack: I have to. I'm gonna make room for all the good stuff that's happening in my life.

Adam: I can call the driver, and we can go get a new frame right now.

Sharon: No, uh, nothing's open right now, and you don't have to go.

Adam: What--what Nick said--?

Sharon: Of course, I know you didn't do that on purpose.

Adam: But the idea that you could lose something so precious because of me, I just--

Sharon: Look, I-- I love that drawing. I do. But things change, and there's nothing we can do to stop that. All we can do is keep changing, too.

Adam: (Sighs)

Nick: I shouldn't have let you walk away.

Phyllis: This is not how I wanted Christmas to be.

Nick: It's not too late to save it.

Phyllis: (Sighs) Nick, no more secrets. We can't do that. No more secrets, please? I mean, we have to decide to stick to that. We--we can't keep things from each other anymore. And--and then there's no going back, because if--if we do, I'm done.

Nick: Okay. From now on, everything's out in the open.

Phyllis: No matter what?

Nick: No matter what. We can do this.

Phyllis: Can we? Can we do this?

Nick: Yes, we can.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Eden: There's no way she's staying at the dorms.

Michael: Why not?

Eden: Because they're closed for the holidays.

Lauren: Then where on earth is she living?

Ryder: What was that about?

Daisy: Me playing my part like I was told to.

Emily: You made me fall in love with you.

Jack: What did you just say?

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