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Victor: You barge in here and lay your sister's problems at my feet?
Paul: You brought my sister back to Genoa City, didn't you?
Victor: Shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Ashley's not well. She's upstairs, okay?
Paul: You know she's on the run again? She's out there confused and frightened, being hunted down like an animal.
Victor: And do you think because of that, one should treat her with kid gloves?
Adam: What has she done? What are you talking about?
Victor: Mary Jane Benson's real identity is Patty Williams. She's Paul's sister.
Paul: And how would you know that unless you gave her that identity?
Victor: Because J.T. told me.
Paul: She's back in town because of you.
Adam: You make accusations like that, you better have proof to back it up. So come on, let's hear it.
Patty: Admit it was a lie. You said Jack would come and we would be married, and that is not true.
Gloria: Oh, Patty. He's probably off getting your bouquet right now.
Patty: He is not. He's not. You and your boyfriend are just selling me to the highest bidder.
Gloria: Now how can you say that? We saved you. You'd be in jail if we weren't your friends. And right now, Jeffrey is off on a mission to secure your future with Jack. Honey, this is all for you and your true love.
Sharon: I know I said I-- that I wasn't gonna tell Nick the truth about the baby, but... it's out now. So no more lies. No more of that awful tension-- knowing this big secret no one else does. Jack... (Sighs) We can breathe again.
Jack: I could breathe before. I just wanted to be her father.
Phyllis: Just stay here and go-- you get to go to sleep. You get to go to sleep. We'll sleep on the plane.
Phyllis: You know what? Daddy isn't gonna be here. But that's fine, because you know what? We're big girls. We're big girls, and big girls hang tough. That's how it goes.
Nick: Hey. Thank God. I thought you were already on the plane. You both feel so good.
(Makes kissing sound)
Summer: Mr. Ears! Ears!
Phyllis: I thought we left him in the car.
Nick: Uh, found him at home. He said he was very lonely without you, but look at him now. He's very happy.
Phyllis: How did you get here past security? How did you get in here?
Nick: Oh, I've got, uh, Summer's meds.
Phyllis: These are old. That's an old prescription.
Phyllis: Did you exploit the Newman name to get what you want?
Nick: I couldn't let you go. I needed to see you face-to-face.
(Knock on door)
Mac: I'm here because you called, Billy. This is a mistake. We agreed. You need to be single right now, as in alone.
Billy: What? I'm sorry, Mac, I can't hear you. Why don't you come on in? The door's open.
Mac: (Sighs) This is ridiculous.
Billy: Hey, you. Welcome to my single guy's man cave.
Cane: 100.5. I don't know, is that too high? What'd the doctor say?
Lily: I don't know. He didn't give me a number. He just said that if I spike a fever that I should get to the E.R. because my body can't fight an infection, and I could--
Cane: Don't--don't-- don't say that. Don't say that.
Lily: I could die, Cane, that's what he said, okay? That's the reality of chemo.
Lily: But he didn't say how high was too high, so what if--
Cane: All right, I'm gonna call the doctor, okay? We will see what we have to do. Just relax. Let me talk to him.
Jack: No one was ever going to know.
Sharon: Yeah, I-I really thought that was the best thing. Nick needed to be with Phyllis and with Summer with no distractions. But my mother was here, and you know how she gets to me. I ended up blurting it out, and Nick overheard. He was pretty upset. I lied to him.
Jack: Yeah, I lied to him, too... not to hurt him.
Sharon: No, of course not.
Jack: But still, it was pretty damn selfish.
Sharon: Jack, this baby would be really lucky to have you as her father. But, you know, anytime someone tried to be sweet and say, "She has your eyes," you would know the truth.
Jack: Wow. What a rotten thing does it say about me that I could have lived with that? In part because I thought it was what you wanted.
Sharon: It was. I-I begged you. I know that. And you were kind enough to go along with it, even though you knew I lied to everyone. This is not the way that I wanted Nick to find out, but he knows, and things are going to change.
Nick: So did you really get on a plane and fly all the way to China? (Silly voice) Uh-huh. Look at my tag. (Whispering) Let's look at the tag. (Normal voice) Yep, there it is. "Made in Taiwan."
Nick: (Silly voice) Where are you from? Do you have a tag? (Whispering) Let's look. (Normal voice) Oh, yeah, there it is. "Made in America."
Nick: Yes, America! Made with lots of love.
Nick: Here you go. Snuggle her up. Mm.
Phyllis: (Whispering) I'm glad you're here. She needed you. I needed you.
Nick: I needed you, too.
Phyllis: (Normal voice) Why? Because of Victor? Did he tell you the whole story, or did he just say I interrogated him?
Nick: Uh, what-- what happened with my dad? Phyllis, what happened?
Phyllis: (Whispering) Mary Jane-- all the things we thought she did to Summer-- they're all true.
Nick: Did she confess?
Phyllis: No, she didn't confess. The police had her cornered. She didn't-- well, she didn't confess to them. She confessed to Jack, and then she escaped, and she's still on the run.
Nick: (Sighs) Wait, why-- why would she confess to Jack? I mean, what--they were just having a fling, right?
Phyllis: They weren't just having a fling. They were married. (Chuckles) Married. I mean, remember how Paul and your mom were trying to figure out who Mary Jane was? They didn't really get it, but then it came together. She's Patty Williams. She's Paul's sister. She's Paul's sister. She was married to Jack. She shot him years ago.
Nick: Are you-- are you kidding me?
Phyllis: I know. It's insane.
Nick: This is insane.
Phyllis: I know. It's crazy. It's crazy. So she came back to get revenge on Jack or make love to him, I-I don't know. But this is the point-- she didn't come here on her own. Someone brought her here. Jack thinks your father did it.
Nick: No. No. No way.
Phyllis: You don't think so?
Nick: After everything she did to us and to Ashley? No way!
Phyllis: It's just that we're getting on a plane and going to Switzerland for three weeks, and I want to believe that this is gonna work.
Nick: It's gonna work.
Phyllis: I do. I want to believe it's gonna work. I believe in the doctors. I have faith in them, and I have faith in us, and I believe in us again, and I haven't believed in us for a really long time. But if it doesn't work, and the doctors can't help her, it's because of your dad.
Paul: I would shut up if I were you. This is between your father and me.
Adam: If you have proof, why not just say it?
Victor: Let Paul say what he has to say. Then he'll leave. You can leave now, as well.
Adam: If you need me--
Victor: No, I won’t. Thank you.
Paul: So my sister comes home as Mary Jane Benson and targets Jack from the very beginning. You give my poor, lonely, confused sister a new life, a new face and a trumped-up résumé for one reason and one reason alone-- to get at Jack Abbott. And now she's completely out of control, so every mistake she makes is on your head.
Victor: Your sister isn't even in custody. You're already preparing her defense. You should pin this on someone else, Paul.
Paul: Yeah, but that--
Victor: Someone who's actually involved.
Paul: That note that J.T. found-- if you want to know anything about V--Mary Jane Benson, ask Victor Newman. He knows everything. And what about the money it-- it--it--it takes to create an alias? My sister doesn't have that kind of money. You do.
Victor: Is that all the proof you have? My money, my wealth and a note? And because of that, I'm responsible for your sister's crime spree? Is that what you're saying?
Paul: And one connection-- Jack...
Victor: What about Jack?
Paul: And your sick need for vengeance. My sister was so in love with that guy, and she's so mixed up, she was bound to spin out of control, and you knew it. (Voice cracking) You knew it, and you didn't care. All you cared about was getting even with Jack Abbott and making him pay!
Victor: How has Jack Abbott paid? Your sister has terrorized my family, and I can tell you one thing. If she does it again, you'd better find her before I do.
Patty: My guardian angel bringing me to Jack. (Scoffs) You and your sleazy man are just out for a quick payoff. You're such disgusting, vicious people.
Gloria: Vicious? Didn't I bring your sweet little Kitty Kitty along? Didn't I feed him? Find him a nice little place to stay? And look, look, look. I'm gonna feed him again, huh?
Patty: No, you're not. Don't you dare touch him. Animals sense evil.
Gloria: Evil? Oh, come on, Patty. Let's calm down, okay? Start all over. I'll get us some nice iced tea, huh? And you're wrong about Jeffrey. He's not sleazy, he's--he's romantic and, uh, you know, he just wants Jack to plan the, you know, the perfect wedding, and-- you know, away from-- away from police and false accusations, and anything that's going to upset you two, and-- aah!
Patty: (Grunts) Aah!
Gloria: You are hurting me.
Patty: I saw you take a pill out. You murderer.
Gloria: No. Stop it. Stop it.
Gloria: Calm down. It is a sedative, and it is for me, because rescuing you, you know, kind of wrecked my nerves.
Jeff: What's the problem?
Patty: (Grunts) You traitor!
Patty: Both of you!
Jeff: Hey, what are you doing? Let go!
Billy: Got soda. Got chips. Hey, you can even pick the game, as long as it starts with "Base" and ends with "Ball."
Mac: You're cute, but we both know that you're not ready for another relationship.
Billy: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think that all this was about getting back with you?
Mac: And it's not gonna work.
Billy: Look. I listened, okay? I heard you. You said I need to be single. Well, here I am. I'm single. It's true. I live for the highlight reels. Elastic waistbands, baby.
Billy: I am a lone wolf. Mm-hmm. For months now, with an almost Zen-like level of "Monk-dom." Oh.
Mac: You're a monk. That's surreal.
Billy: Hey, I am nukin' you a meal right now. How much more lone wolf can you get?
Mac: Okay, quick. What's better, chicken-fried steak or turkey dinner?
Billy: Salisbury steak.
Mac: (Laughs) I don't believe you even know what that is. You saw that on TV. Admit it.
Billy: I admit this-- I love your laugh. Actually, I love all your moods-- shy, quiet, angry, rowdy, mad as hell. But your laugh-- you don't do it enough. I don't know if it was defer or... I hope it's not me. But either way, this is what I want. I want you to realize how great life can be. And, yes, we can still be serious. You can have both. We can have both. (Microwave beeps) (Gasps) Mmm, Salisbury steak.
(Rubs hands together)
Billy: Yeah, baby.
Cane: Okay, so that's it? We don't have to come in? (Sighs) Thank you, Doctor.
Lily: So I'm okay?
Cane: Uh, he said 100.5 is not great, but we don't have to go to the E.R. he is going to call a prescription in, and I will get the drugstore to deliver it for us.
Lily: You know, I-I went onto these blog sites and talked to these other chemo patients, and some of them do so well, you know? Like, they--they go and they play tennis, and they--they go to work. It's like, me-- I-I can't go to work. I can't go to dinner. I can't see my friends, not while my immune system is suppressed. I can't get a mani-pedi, because if I get a cut, I could get an infection. Its like, isn't the cancer enough?
Cane: Hey, hey.
Lily: My entire life has to change, too?
Cane: You are doing great. You're a champ.
Lily: No, I'm not. (Sighs) I'm whining, which I hate. (Sighs) I just wanted to be the person to do chemo better than it's been done before. (Sighs) Oh, my gosh.
Cane: What's the matter? Are you dizzy?
Lily: No. (Sighs) I'm having a hot flash. Oh, gosh, I read about this. My body's going into menopause-- or "Chemopause" as they call it in the blogs.
Cane: Okay, all right. Calm down. Can I do anything for you?
Lily: I'm not even in my mid-20s, and I'm having a hot flash. (Sighs) This is ridiculous. This is...
Nick: So you questioned my father. What'd he say?
Phyllis: What could he say? That he sicced Mary Jane on Jack, but it spilled over into Ashley and Summer and everybody else? I mean, there's nothing you can say. Uh, he s--he said that-- that he's gonna do everything he can to make Mary Jane pay. That's what he said.
Nick: Okay, so this Mary Jane or Patty...
Nick: Or whatever the hell her name is is out there running loose?
Nick: I really hate to see you leave, but at least I know you'll be safe there.
Phyllis: And your-- your father's taking care of Ashley, and Sharon is in that psych hospital, and she'll be safe. And that lockdown thing, that--that's good, because no one can get in or out, so that's good for security, even though we almost didn't get to say good-bye to each other.
Nick: Before you get on that plane, there are some things you need to know.
Gloria: Hey, you bit me. She bit me!
Patty: Let me go.
Gloria: Teeth marks and all.
Jeff: Aw, suck it up, Peaches. Come on. We got work to do.
Gloria: (Speaking indistinctly) What did Jack say?
Gloria: When do we make the trade-off?
Jeff: Uh, a little glitch in the plan. Your cell phone service was cut off, so now we don't have a buyer for this slice of crazy.
Gloria: Oh, yeah?
Gloria: (Chuckles) Disposable cell phone...
Gloria: With a camera. No caller I.D. to give us away. Just a little something I picked up.
Jeff: That's my girl.
Gloria: Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
(Cell phone snaps shut)
Gloria: We're calling Victor, not Jack, the way I said. Victor's in so deep, he will never rat us out, so it's a good thing we didn't pay the cell phone, because one look at caller I.D. and Jack would nail us to the wall.
Jeff: Hmm. I didn't think of that.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. It's all right. I didn't, either.
Gloria: We got a break.
Jeff: Okay, all right. So--so I take a little picture, send it to Victor, the money rolls in, and "Loony lady" rolls out.
Patty: Don't let her poison me.
Gloria: It was a little nighty-night pill to get her to relax.
Patty: I won't take it. Kitty Kitty, Mommy needs you.
Jeff: How about this, girlie?
Jeff: You take your medicine, and I won't send Kitty Kitty out on a mouse hunt in the big, bad woods.
Patty: Fine. Fine, I'll take it, but don't you dare touch Kitty Kitty.
Jeff: Oh, look who's almost lucid.
Patty: You make him promise to keep his word...
Patty: About Kitty Kitty stays safe.
Jeff: Here you go, Missy. Oh, come on. Huh? Oh. There you go.
Gloria: Kitty Kitty will be just fine.
Gloria: Now would you please go? I don't have the stomach for much more of this.
Jeff: I got enough stomach for both of us, Princess. Leave it all to me.
Sharon: Oh, uh, I'm sorry. I forgot I had an O.B. appointment today. You didn't have to wait for me.
Jack: I wanted to make sure everything went all right. Old habits.
Sharon: Um, well, everything's fine. I mean, the baby's growth is normal. They did another ultrasound.
Jack: Could I see?
Sharon: You sure?
Jack: She's beautiful. Beautiful. Nick would want to have this.
Sharon: It just feels like good-bye somehow, and... with the lie gone, the tie between us--
Jack: Is broken. After all we've been through, all that we had left was a lie.
Sharon: Well, I mean, we're still friends, right?
Jack: You take care of yourself. Really. Take good care of yourself.
Nick: So we need to talk about the lockdown, the time I had with Sharon.
Phyllis: No, we don’t. No, we don’t. We're a family. We're together. We're stronger than ever, and we earned this.
Nick: Things happen, things that we never saw coming, but we dealt with it and moved on because we're together. You're with me, right? Good. Good, because we're gonna need that now more than ever, because I--
Summer: Mommy! Daddy!
Nick: Hey, you. Yeah, Mommy and Daddy are right here, right here.
Paul: You cannot dodge forever. I will find my sister, and she will tell me everything you did to her. And when she does--
Victor: You're my friend. I understand that you're upset. But you talk about family? You didn't even recognize your own sister right in front of you, plastic surgery be damned. You know why you're here? Because you failed as an investigator, and you failed as a brother.
(Cell phone rings)
Jeff: Jeffrey Bardwell here. I got something you want-- or should I say "Someone"-- if the price is right.
Victor: I'm busy right now. I'll get back to you, okay?
Jeff: What, are you yanking my chain?
Paul: You call me your friend, and you didn't even give my sister the least bit of decency when you sucked her into this plan.
Victor: I think we're done here.
Paul: You took her, and you made her a loaded weapon, and you pointed her directly at Jack Abbott. That is sick, my friend. That is sick!
Victor: We are done here. Now kindly leave and go find your sister, and when you do, don't lose sight of her again, all right?
Gloria: (Whispering) Well? When do we make the trade with Victor?
Jeff: We don’t. You backed the wrong pony, Cupcake. He gave me the brush-off. So now we go with Jackie boy, per the original plan.
Gloria: Well, what are you waitin' for?
Jeff: Just keeping you in the loop and making sure this one isn't spitting pea soup.
Gloria: (Normal voice) Go. But you remember, Jack would throw us to the lions, so don't let him know who you are.
Jeff: Piece of cake. Give your man some good luck.
Patty: (Groggily) You guys are mean people.
Gloria: Don't you worry, Precious. Gloria will take good care of you.
Billy: All right, you ready for that brew dog?
Mac: Okay, you made your point. You made me smile. That doesn't mean anything's changed. The big stuff is all still there.
Billy: What big stuff? Like what? Me waiting an extra half-minute to sign my divorce papers?
Billy: This can't be all about Chloe, especially when... (Sighs) Everything in my life is about you. Every past memory, every vision of my future, everything in between, it's you. It's just you.
Mac: You're making us sound like some Hollywood-destiny, meant-to-be romantic duo waiting for our happily-ever-after. Okay, but after we collide in a big kiss at the train station, what then? The day-to-day tedium of reality, maybe the realization that we're just two people who can't hack it. What if we end up-- what--what if we end up sitting in some horrible restaurant picking at our chicken parm with nothing to say to each other? What if what we have-- hmm. What if what we have isn't so special after all?
Billy: (Chuckles) Come on. What we have? Come here. Jeez. (Stammers) Hey! Uh, no, no, no, no. Unh-unh.
Paul: Thanks for getting here so quickly.
Jack: Hey. Any leads on Patty?
Paul: No, nothing. I gotta find her. She is, uh, well, the state she's in--
Jack: If there's anything I can do to help, please--
Paul: Well, you can start by muzzling Victor Newman.
Jack: My lifelong dream. I take it you confronted him about Patty?
Paul: He broke my sister in half and couldn't care less. He denied everything, but the truth of it all was in his voice. I know that sound. He did it, Jack.
(Cell phone rings)
Jack: What-- oh, unknown number.
Paul: Well, answer. It could be Patty.
Jack: Jack Abbott.
Jeff: I got something you'll want. Does your price still stand?
Jack: Wait, wh-what-- do you know where Patty-- where Mary Jane Benson is?
Jeff: I got a guest who'd love to see you.
Jack: How do I know you're telling me the truth?
Jeff: Check your inbox, Mr. Abbott.
Jack: Patty did not run. She was kidnapped.
Adam: Thanks for coming out all this way.
Victor: Who are you?
Adam: Uh, Victor, this is my new attorney, Dean Hunt.
Dean: Adam and I are gonna strategize about getting him off house arrest and that monitor off his ankle.
Adam: Look, I-I should have canceled, and I-- there's a lot going on around the house. I kno--I know.
Victor: So you think you can help my son?
Dean: Well, not me so much as you. The victim is key in a case like this, and a high-profile person like yourself-- well, if you made an appeal on Adam's behalf--
Adam: Dean. Dean, now is not the time, really.
Victor: You just draw up your document. I'll sign it.
Adam: Are you serious?
Victor: Very serious. Ashley cares a lot about you. Your being free might be able to help her in many more ways, okay?
Nick: And Daddy is so proud of you, and I sure am gonna miss you. But I know you and Mommy are gonna do just great over there, and I don't want you to ever forget that you are both my girls, okay?
Nick: Here. Want your dolly? Yeah? Okay.
Phyllis: Watching you with her makes me think we can do this, that we can get her well. And we're gonna come back from Switzerland, and we're gonna be stronger than ever. We're gonna be a stronger family. Am I crazy? Do you feel that, too?
Nick: You can do anything. I know that in my soul. You have enough strength for all three of us. But you don't need to fight alone. I'm here for you and for Summer, for whatever you need. Getting her healthy is the only thing that matters right now. Whatever else comes up, we'll deal with and move on, okay? What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?
Phyllis: No. Mnh-mnh. (Whispering) Everything is right, because I think you really meant that. And it wasn't long ago where you didn't really mean what you said. And I was alone, but I don't feel alone now. And I think you're gonna protect us, and that makes me feel so good. And you're not gonna let anyone come between us again. (Sighs) And that... is why... I will love you for the rest of my life.
Lily: (Sighs) (Sighs) It's nice with the lights down.
Lily: Thank you. I feel fine. You know, you can go to the bar.
Cane: Hey, hey, there's no way that I'm going to go to the bar.
Cane: Not a chance.
Lily: Why not?
Cane: Because this whole new bunch of college kids have found the bar, and all they want to do is talk about beer pong and play darts and say, "Hey, Man. Sweet, Dude. Check out my ride, man."
Cane: Have you seen how much gel these kids wear in their hair nowadays, huh? How does someone really put that much junk in their hair?
Jack: Yes, the full $2 million for Mary Jane Benson. No cops.
Jeff: Exactly. Done deal.
Jack: Where is she?
Jeff: I'll be in touch. That--that's my other line.
Jack: W-w-w-wait. Ho-- he'll be in touch.
Paul: That jerk has my sister?
Jack: Trust me, once we get Patty, I will find this guy, whoever he is, and I will tear him apart.
Victor: Do you have her?
Jeff: What, are you kidding me? Now you want to deal?
Victor: You listen carefully, Bardwell. You bring Mary Jane Benson to me, and the money is yours.
Jeff: Oh, yeah? Well, then, let's deal, my friend.
Mac: Everything is a joke with you.
Billy: All right, not this, okay? I get you're scared. Hey, by the way, so am I. (Chuckles) I-I understand the happiness that we have on the line here-- it's huge. But we can do it, because we work. I make you laugh every once in a while.
Billy: You make me think, and we're never, I mean never, gonna have nothing to say to each other over chicken parm... well, unless maybe I just get lost in your eyes, and words don't seem to matter.
Mac: Okay, that's pretty...
Billy: Yeah, but its not--
Mac: But it's not enough of a reason--
Mac: That's not fair. Because when you do that, I get this flip-flop thing, and it's just-- that's no reason to just--
Billy: That flip-flop thing? That flip-flop thing? See, that's what's important, because that's magic, and we have it. All this time, and all these years... it's not gonna change, never, ever gonna change.
Gloria: (Whispering) Did you make the deal?
Jeff: Sweet cheeks, I made all sorts of deals.
Sharon: Your mom has made lots of mistakes. I'm so sorry. But you are already loved by two wonderful men, and for that, I'm so grateful.
Phyllis: Last night when you were in Sharon's hospital room, you said you had something to tell me.
Nick: Uh, well, I do have something to say to you. We just don't have much time.
Woman: Now boarding first-class passengers on flight 209 to Zurich.
Nick: Um, I have-- I have faith in you and Summer. You can handle anything. You can--
Woman: Rows 1 through 10, please.
Phyllis: It-- it doesn't matter. That's us, but go on. What?
Nick: I love you. Just take that with you. Forget everything else. Know that we're in this together. I'll be here, loving you, missing you. I love you very much.
Woman: Will all remaining first-class passengers please board now?
Phyllis: That's us. I love you, too. I love you so much.
Nick: Be safe. Call me if you get scared or lonely. Come here, you. Daddy loves you so much.
Phyllis: (Whispering) Okay.
Phyllis: All right, pretty girl. You go first, okay? Here you go.
Next on "The Young and the Restless"...
Traci: If you're so sure of your sanity, why are you shaking like a leaf?
Chloe: You don't know the first thing about me.
Nina: I was you. You've met your match.
Lily: The last thing you want to do is run into Victor.
Colleen: I couldn't think of a better time to see that S.O.B.
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