Y&R Transcript Thursday 7/23/09

Y&R Transcript Thursday 7/23/09 -- Canada; Friday 7/24/09 -- U.S.A.


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Proofread By Emma

Kay: (Chuckles)

Chance: This place hasn't changed one bit.

Chloe: Yeah, best java in Genoa City, yeah, right?

Kay: Uh-huh, and the owner is a friend of mine.

Kevin: Nice to see you. Hey.

Kay: Hello there.

Kevin: Mwah. How you feelin'?

Kay: Much better, much better. Um, Kevin, this is, uh, Ninaís...

Chance: Chance.

Kevin: Hi, it's nice to meet you.

Chance: Nice to meet you, as well.

Kevin: I, uh, I thought you were in Iraq.

Chance: I just got back.

Kevin: How long are you back for?

Chance: For good, hopefully.

Kevin: I thought you were a career military.

Chance: Yeah. Well, that was the plan. Unfortunately, it turns out I wasn't cut out for the military, so, uh, I was honorably discharged, although the army has the right to, uh, call me back up for the next couple of years.

Kevin: Well, welcome back to Genoa City.

Chance: Thanks, thank you. It's good to be home.

Chloe: So...

Chance: Shall we?

Chloe: Yeah.

Kay: Mm.

Chloe: Um, I have a question. Why not L.A.?

Kay: (Sighs)

Chloe: Why are you back here? Aren't all of your friends out there?

Chance: Well... (Sighs) You see, when I, um, when I heard that Katherine was alive and Mom had come back, I started to get homesick. I mean, if there's one thing I learned in the army it's you never ever, ever take life for granted.

Kay: (Chuckles)

Chance: So, uh... (Chuckles) So I just--I just want to spend some more time and not miss anymore moments with the people that I love.

Daniel: I can't think of a single person who would want to do this to me.

Jana: Michael said that he's sending forensics over to your place to search for fingerprints.

Daniel: He did that. They found nothing. The only thing that's gonna get me through this is Amber. I don't know what I'd do if she wasn't in my life.

(Cell phone rings)

Amber: Hello?

Deacon: Ticktock, ticktock. You're runnin' out of time.

Amber: You make me want to throw up.

Deacon: Think of this as a business proposition. You sleep with me, your man goes free. If not, Danny boy spends the rest of his days behind bars. Lady's choice.

Neil: What a reckless thing to do. Why would she walk out on her surgery?

Olivia: (Sighs) Look, I'm not condoning this, but I understand. I mean, I was scared out of my mind when I was pregnant with Nate and they told me I had cancer. I mean, choosing my baby's life could have been a death sentence for me.

Neil: Hold on, wait. No, no, no, no, no. It's not the same.

Olivia: Well, it is for Lily. I mean, first she's told she has cancer, and, yeah, "Oh, by the way, if we take it out, you may never have any kids."

Neil: You said yourself she doesn't have time to save her eggs.

Olivia: She doesnít. We need to get in there and find out if that cancer's spread.

Neil: (Sighs) Where are you, Lily? Where are you?

Lily: Just hold me, please.

Cane: I've got you. I've got you, Sweetheart. I won't let you go. I've got you.

Lily: (Sniffles)

Billy: Hey, Mac. Look, I don't want to fight. Um, will you meet me at the trailer? I'm on my way.

Lily: (Sniffles)

Cane: What are you doing here?

Lily: (Breathing heavily)

Cane: Hmm?

Lily: I need to talk to you.

Cane: I know about the cancer.

Lily: The doctor wants me to have surgery today.

Cane: All right, so you--you should be in the hospital, okay?

Lily: (Sighs) No, Cane, I can't do it.

Cane: And why not?

Lily: Because if the cancer has spread, they'll have to take more than just the tumor, and I want to harvest my eggs first.

Cane: Can they do that?

Lily: Well, they'll have to put me on hormones, and Aunt Liv says there isn't much time, because they don't know how advanced the cancer is.

Cane: Sweetheart, you have to have the surgery.

Lily: And risk never having children?

Cane: Come here.

Lily: (Sighs)

Cane: (Sighs)

Mac: Don't think you can charm your way out of this one, Billy.

Billy: I meant what I said. I don't want to fight.

Mac: Why the change of heart?

Billy: I saw Lily and Cane at the bar. It made me think about what they're facing and realize what an ass I've been. I waited six years for you. Life's too short to wait any more time without you, so I'm sorry. Mm. I have a surprise for you.

Mac: Mm.

Billy: Mm-hmm. Come in.

Mac: Okay. Okay.

Billy: Come in, come in, and come in, come in. (Sighs) (British accent) Are you ready?

Mac: Mm-hmm.

Billy: Sit right here.

Mac: Okay.

Billy: Have I ever smiled like this before?

Mac: Have I ever smiled like this before? That's us.

Billy: (Normal voice) Oh, yeah.

Mac: That's painful.

Billy: We were good. Ah.

Mac: My scrapbook?

Billy: Yes, and, uh, your corsage from prom.


Mac: And my tiara.

Billy: Oh, yeah, here. Allow me, your highness.

Billy: The sweet and the sour...

Mac: (Chuckles)

Billy: Yeah. You, by the way, were the most beautiful prom queen ever to go to Walnut Grove.

Mac: (Scoffs) Brittany never forgave me.

Billy: Let's sing it together, ready?

Mac: Uh.

Billy: Let's sing it together. No. One of the greatest memories of my life is dancing with you that night. So, er... (Humming) Hmm.

("Hold me tight" playing)

Billy: (Makes zipping noise)

Mac: (Chuckles)

Billy: Hmm.

Billy: Hi.

Mac: Hi.

Lily: It's just that I have always dreamt of having a big family. And last year, before I miscarried, I thought that my mom would live on in our child. I didn't realize how much that meant to me until I heard that I had cancer, and, Cane, if I can't have a biological child, then it's like my dream disappears, and it's like my mom disappears with it.

Cane: Listen, I understand how much you love and you miss Dru, I really do, and I know how much it would mean to you to see her in your children, but you can still have that if you go to the hospital now and have the surgery. They might find the cancer's contained.

Lily: Yeah, and they may not. That is a risk that I cannot take.

Cane: You can't afford not to, Sweetheart. You have to do what you have to do to save your own life.

Jana: (Sighs) Amber's one of a kind. I mean, she puts her whole self into everything.

Daniel: That's the reason she gets in so much trouble. It's also the reason I love her.

Jana: (Sighs) She will love you no matter what happens, Daniel.

Daniel: You know, we had this relationship talk after Lily's wedding. She told me that she wanted a commitment. I told her that I just wasn't ready for that, and she acted like she wasn't upset, but, I mean, I could tell she was hurt. Just do me a favor and promise me you won't tell her.

Jana: Tell her what?

Daniel: (Sighs) I love her. You know, I-I really love her, and I think that the two of us are just so perfect together. I want to be with her forever.

Jana: (Sighs)

Daniel: And the minute I get out of this place, I'm--I'm not gonna waste any more time. I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

Amber: Hi, iced latte to go.

Kevin: Amber, do you think a bobblehead chipmunk is too much?

Amber: Hmm, sounds good. Uh, what's Jana say?

Kevin: She doesn't support the whole chipmunk-for-profit thing.

Amber: But if you do it anyway, would that change the way she feels about you?

Kevin: Of course not.

Amber: So no matter what Jana does, you'll still love her, too, because that's what people do when they--they're in love. They support each other, right?

Kevin: Don't do it.

Amber: Do what?

Kevin: Whatever it is you're thinking of doing, donít.

Amber: You don't know the situation.

Kevin: I don't have to.

Amber: But what if it could get Daniel out of jail?

Kevin: How?

Amber: Let's just say you won't like it.

Kevin: As in Jana won't like the bobblehead idea not like it?

Amber: No, much worse.

Kevin: Look, Amber, Michael is gonna prove that Daniel didn't kill that phony D.O.J. Agent.

Amber: Look, your brother is a great lawyer, but he's got nothin'.

Kevin: You need to stop getting yourself into these situations, okay?

Amber: All right, what if this is the only way to get the charges dropped against Daniel? What would the chipmunk say?

Kevin: Look, you just need to ask yourself, if this plan were to backfire, right, and Daniel wouldn't forgive you, is it still gonna be worth it?

Phillip: Right, right.

Chloe: At the birthday party.

Phillip: Yeah, I remember.

Chloe: Um, do you want to sit with us?

Phillip: I-I was hopin' that my son and I could have a talk. You must have a million questions for me.

Chance: Not really, but if I do, I'll just talk to Mom.

Phillip: I'd rather that you heard my side of things directly from me.

Chance: (Sighs) Well, I don't have any questions, Sir.

Kay: Could I, uh, speak with you privately?

Phillip: Yeah, sure.

Kay: Excuse us.

Chloe: Okay.

Phillip: Mm-hmm.

Kay: Now in case you haven't noticed, Chance is not welcoming you home with open arms. Phillip, Ryan is the only father he's ever known.

Phillip: I would like to rectify that.

Kay: (Sighs) The boy just got home from Iraq, a-and--and--and he has just discovered that-- that his birth father is alive. Now give him some space, will you please? He's not ready to talk to you, and he may never be.

Phillip: What about you?

Kay: I still find what you've done to the family is unforgivable.

Kay: Uh, listen, excuse me. I'm going to have to cut out. I want to see, uh, Lily at the hospital, okay?

Chloe: Oh, will you send her my regards, please?

Kay: Yes, of course, I will. Just, uh, entertain this young man.

Chloe: Okay.

Chance: She's about to fill me in on all the local gossip, so...

Kay: (Chuckles) Well, you picked the perfect person.

Chloe: Uh, thanks, I think.

Kay: Take care.

Chloe: (Laughs)

Chance: Take care.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Chance: Oh, wow.

Phillip: I just got an earful from Katherine, telling me to back off.

Chance: Well, she's always been a little protective.

Phillip: I understand that. We can talk about this whenever you feel like you want to talk about this.

Chance: There's nothin' really to talk about. You see, you died when I was a baby, so I don't know you. I've never missed you. You--you have no bearing on my life, and it's been a good life up until this point. So I don't see how anything changes now that you've suddenly risen from the grave.

Phillip: Okay. All right, okay. I'll--I'll--I'll steer clear.

Chloe: (Clears throat)

Chance: (Clears throat)

Chloe: Come on, you're not the least bit curious?

Chance: Chloe, can we just not talk about him, please?

Chloe: Subject closed. Okay, so you want the inside scoop on Genoa City. So who do you want to know about first?

Chance: You.

Neil: (Sighs)

Olivia: (Sighs) Well, I spoke to my colleagues, and they agree. The hormone therapy that Lily needs to harvest her eggs is-- it's just too risky when dealing with this estrogen-positive cancer. She needs that surgery A.S.A.P.

Neil: Oh, Olivia. Where is she?

Kay: Oh, um, did I come by at a bad time?

Olivia: (Sighs) Katherine.

Kay: Um, I just hoped I could lend some support. I can come back.

Neil: No, no, no, no. It's quite all right. Thank you so much for coming. Uh, Lily--she left the hospital without telling anyone.

Olivia: She has some hard choices to make.

Kay: Well, she's a level-headed young girl. Uh, now she'll make the right choices.

Olivia: (Sighs)

Neil: Well, the odds are stacked against her with every minute that passes.

Lily: I thought you of all people would support me.

Cane: Come here. Listen to me. If there is a remote possibility that this cancer could take your life, then fighting it has to be your first priority.

Lily: What, and give up my dream? Why can't I have both?

Cane: All right, listen, I understand. I understand more than anybody else what it means to keep your mom's legacy alive, okay? I have no family. I have no one, and if I don't have kids, it's going to end with me.

Lily: Okay, then you understand why I have to freeze my eggs first.

Cane: Listen, from everything you've told me about Dru, everything you've said, of the hopes she had for you and the dreams, do you think that she would want you to sacrifice yourself for having the chance, just the chance, of a biological child? None of this is gonna matter, Sweetheart, if you don't make it. There was a time when Cordelia was born where you never doubted for one second that you could love that baby, 'cause you-- you have so much love that you can give a child.

Lily: I know. I know. I wouldn't mind having a child that isn't biologically mine. I mean, look at Tyra and Ana and my dad and Devon or my--my dad and me.

Cane: Then don't risk your life for this.

Lily: It's just that there's something that you don't know, Cane, something that makes this a lot harder for me. (Sighs) The way they found the cancer was because I went to the hospital because I thought that I was pregnant with our child.

Mac: Look at those pants. How did they stay up?

Billy: What are you talkin' about, man? I was stylin', yo.


Mac: How did you get a hold of my scrapbook?

Billy: Oh, well, I, uh, bribed one of the maids from the mansion to swipe it for me. You don't mind, do you?

Mac: Mnh-mnh. My life's an open book.

Billy: Good.

Mac: Except for that.

Billy: For what? No, let me see it.

Mac: No, unh-unh. It's private.

Billy: Oh, no, let me see it. Come on, come on, what happened to the Mac who doesn't want to be self-conscious anymore, who wants to sing as loud and off-key as possible, huh?

Mac: Bad singing is totally different...

Billy: Give me the book.

Mac: Than bearing teen angst drama to the entire world.

Billy: Give me that book. Ah, my book. This is my book. It's my book now, baby. Let's see what we got in here. (Humming) Ooh. "Billy sat in front of me in home room today. He's got a little freckle on the back of his neck. I wonder if he knows it's there."

Mac: (Scoffs)

Billy: Racy. "I think I passed the test in Mr. Tafoya's class." Mr. Tafoya had the worst tests. They were horrible.

Mac: I studied all night.

Billy: "I would never admit to this, but I think I'm falling in love with Billy Abbott."

Mac: So embarrassing.

Billy: No, it's sweet. It's cute. I'm just glad that I never kept a journal.

Mac: I can imagine what was going through your head back then.

Billy: (Chuckles) What would it say? "Mac smiled at me today. She's crushin' on me." Or "Mac walked by me in the hall today, and she wouldn't say hi. Wh-what's wrong with her? I-I know what's wrong with her. Women are crazy. That's what's wrong with her."

Mac: Put the book down and get over here.

Billy: Yes, Ma'am. You come here.

Mac: (Chuckles) Turn around.

Billy: What?

Mac: Turn around.

Billy: Okay. (Laughs) Ah.

Mac: You still have that freckle.

Billy: I still do have that freckle.

Mac: Mm-hmm.

Billy: Come here.


Chloe: So Billy was living in Hong Kong, flying back and forth to New York, and, uh, well, the little rug rat was not in the cards.

Chance: Oh.

Chloe: Mnh-mnh.

Chance: So Delia was a surprise.

Chloe: Best surprise that ever happened.

Chance: Okay, then you guys got married for the kid.

Chloe: Yeah, with a few twists and turns along the way, yeah.

Chance: But you're not together now.

Chloe: Let's put it this way, Billy Abbott-- fabulous father, horrible husband. Plus, he is still carrying a torch for Mac, but she is just so Pollyanna. I don't think she's gonna take him back.

Chance: Mm. Yeah, I remember when all that went down between Billy and Mac.

Chloe: I couldn't stand watching him moon over her anymore, so I had him move out. But I think that he's just going to finally realize what he's missing, and then he's just gonna come crawling back.


Chance: You're--you're really pretty, beautiful, and you've got a great job, and you've got a kid that's obviously gaga over you. I mean, why are you settling for second choice?

Chloe: I-I-- haven't you ever had such strong feelings for someone and you just can't let them go no matter how pathetic it seemed?

Chance: Never have.

Chloe: You've never had girlfriend drama?

Chance: I've never had a girlfriend.

Chloe: What?

Cane: Are you pregnant?

Lily: The home pregnancy test said I was, but the doctor said it was a false positive.

Cane: Is that why you had me come over the other day, to tell me you were pregnant?

Lily: Yeah, but it turns out... (Sighs) There's nothing to tell.

Cane: I'm sorry. I tried to do the noble thing and tell you I was hoping you weren't pregnant, and I'm sorry. You must hate me for that. I'm so sorry.

Lily: (Scoffs) It's just like a few months ago we were starting a life together, and now it's like all of our plans are just gone.


Cane: Listen to me. You will make a wonderful mother, but you have to save yourself first.

Lily: Listen, you want to support me?

Cane: Yes.

Lily: Then take me to Chicago, okay? And I will find a doctor that will help me keep my eggs.

Cane: Please don't do this.

Lily: Think about what you are asking me.

Cane: I am asking you to save yourself. If not for you, I'm asking you to do it for Neil and Devon. They need you. I need you, 'cause I couldn't stand living in this world if you weren't here. You have to fight this, and you have to beat this. Let me take you back to the hospital, please.

Daniel: Hey.

Amber: Hi, baby.

Daniel: Any news?

Amber: Still workin' on it.

Daniel: You know, you've been renting space in my head all day long. Tryin' to figure out a way I'm gonna get out of here and get back to you.

Amber: Our bed's gonna be awfully lonely without you in it tonight.

Daniel: Come on, this isn't forever, you know? If anyone can prove I'm innocent, it's Michael.

Amber: Yeah. You know, he better, or he's gonna have me to deal with.


Daniel: The guy's like a magician. I mean, he's gotten us out of trouble before.

Amber: I know, but, you know, there's just so much evidence stacked against you. I mean, what if-- what if he can't help? You know, what if we have to do something drastic?

Daniel: (Scoffs) Something drastic, like, uh, you maybe putting on a Catwoman outfit, coming' in here and bustin' me out in the middle of the night?

Amber: (Chuckles) I wish I could.

Daniel: I know. I know you do. Just don't do anything that's gonna get you in trouble, all right? I can get out of this.

Amber: What if you can't? I mean, what if-- what if you being framed gets you convicted?

Daniel: Just, you know, don't even think like that. Just do a Jana. Think happy thoughts. Think about our future. I know we talked about commitment before, but I said I wasn't ready. I am.

Amber: I should have locked you up months ago.


Daniel: Listen, when I get out of here, I want to be with you forever.

Amber: You mean that?

Daniel: I want to take you for a spin in your wheelchair at the old folks' home.


Amber: Electric.

Daniel: Definitely electric, and me and you-- we could wear some matching Amber Moore leather jackets.

Amber: I love you, baby. I love you more than anything in this entire world, and everything I do, I do it for you. You know that, right?

Deacon: I'm expecting a very special guest this evening, very special. Thanks. Well, I suppose if there's such a thing as a soul mate... (Sighs) She's mine.

Neil: I want you to try Henderson Park. It's where Lily used to go when she got mad at Dru and me. Um...

Kay: Where could she be?

Neil: All right, call me back as soon as you can. Bye-bye.

Kay: (Speaking indistinctly) What?

Neil: Lily was at Jimmy's. Devon just missed her.

Olivia: (Sighs) You know, if she doesn't get here soon, we're gonna have to reschedule this for next week.

Neil: She can't wait a week, Olivia.

Olivia: Lily!

Lily: Hi. Dad.

Neil: Do you have any idea how worried I was about you?

Lily: Dad, I'm sorry. Just everything that-- it was happening so fast. I needed time to think. I needed to make this decision on my own without anyone pressuring me. I'm gonna have the surgery.

Olivia: (Sighs) I will tell Dr. Berger.

Neil: I'm sorry.

Billy: I know.

Mac: (Scoffs)

Billy: Mm, I remember that dress.

Mac: Unh-unh.

Billy: Oh, yes, I do. You would sit down, and it would rise up just a little bit, and you'd give me a little flash of thigh. Unh, that is what every young man's dreams are made of.

Mac: Remember how all the girls used to swoon when J.T. sang?

Billy: Yes, I do. I wonder why he stopped singing.

Mac: He was really good, wasn't he?

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Mac: What?

Billy: Mm-mnh. I don't know. I was obviously in love with you then. I'm in love with you now.

Mac: I love you, too.

Billy: Well, it is time to make new memories.

Mac: Mm.

Billy: Mm. But first...

(Clears throat)

Mac: What are you doing?

Billy: I'm turning off my phone. Where's yours?

Mac: Oh.

Billy: Off, off, off, off, off.

Billy: (Chuckles)

Billy: I have been waiting six years for this. I don't want any interruptions. (Grunts)

Mac: (Chuckles)

Billy: Mm.

Chloe: You've never had a girlfriend?

Chance: Never.

Chloe: Wow. Meaningless hookups must really run in the family, huh?


Chance: Not my side.

Chloe: Okay, so no meaningless hookups and no girlfriends.

Chance: Nope.

Chloe: Okay, then what am I missing?

Chance: I'm a virgin.

Chloe: You're a vir-- (chuckles) You... I-I'm sorry. Wait, you went to war, and you've never been with a woman before?

Chance: Yeah, pretty much.

Chloe: Okay, so is it a religious thing, or are--are you gay? What I-I don't get it.

Chance: No. (Chuckles) No, it's neither of the two. I just, you know, I thought it might happen when I joined the military, and it didnít. It turns out there's ten men for every one female in the service, so...

Chloe: Oh, come on. That's such an excuse.

Chance: It's not an excu-- look, I'm not gonna go out there, and I'm not gonna pay for sex. I'm not gonna go ahead and just hook up with some random person just to say that I did it. You know, the longer I waited, it became something that was more and more special to me, and so I figured if I waited this long, I could wait a little bit longer. Maybe she'll come around, and she hasnít.

Chloe: Okay. Wow, I don't think I've ever met a grown-up virgin before.

Chance: (Scoffs)

Chloe: Or a guy virgin, or at--at least a really hot guy virgin.

Chance: (Chuckles) Okay, all right. Well, congratulations. You've officially met your first hot guy virgin.

Chloe: (Laughs) You're--you're putting me on. Come on, really?

Chance: No, I--really. I swear to God.

Chloe: Really?

Neil: So, Cane, did you convince Lily to have the surgery?

Cane: Uh, no. No, she just needed a sounding board. I didn't convince her to do anything. It was her decision.

Kay: Huh.

Olivia: Okay, everything is on schedule. Lily's had a Chance to talk to the surgeon, and she's comfortable going forward. She signed the papers. I don't know what you did to convince her, Cane, but thank you, 'cause we couldn't have done it without you.

Cane: Well, um, now that Lily's in good hands, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take off, okay?

Neil: It's not your place to be here, Cane.

Cane: I know that, Neil, and I don't want to make it harder on people, so I'm gonna go. I'm sorry.

Kay: Uh, listen. I, uh, think I'll go, too. Now you keep me apprised, all right?

Neil: I will.

Kay: All right. Give Lily my best.

Neil: I will.

Kay: Olivia. Make it a good one.

Olivia: You were a little hard on Cane.

Neil: He's not off the hook for what he's done.

Lily: Can you stop?

Neil: Hey. How you doin'?

Lily: Where is, uh, where's Cane?

Neil: He's gone, but Devon and Tyra are on their way.

Olivia: Sweetie, it's time for you to go into O.R.

Lily: Will you stay with me?

Olivia: Absolutely.

Neil: Hey, I love you.

Lily: I love you, too, Dad.

Neil: And I will be right here waiting for you when you get back, okay?

Lily: Okay.

Neil: Bye, Honey.

Jana: Hi.

Kevin: Hey, how's Daniel?

Jana: Um... (Sighs) Actually, he's, um, he's better than I expected.

Kevin: That's good.

Jana: Yeah.

Kevin: Amber stopped by. She seemed, uh, twitchy. She talked about making Daniel's problems disappear.

Jana: Oh, God. How?

Kevin: I don't know. She wouldn't say.

Jana: Oh, I hope she doesn't do anything crazy.

Kevin: Well, this is Amber we're talking about, our friend who talked us into breaking into a pawn shop, remember?

Jana: Oh, God.


Kevin: What-- what are you doin'?

Jana: Well, I'm phoning her.

Kevin: No, no, no, no, no.

Jana: Kev, come on.

Kevin: Stay out of it, Jana.

Jana: Well, she's our friend.

Kevin: Well, look, this--this--this whole chipmunk thing, right-- that ended up being a blessing, but I don't think next time we're gonna be so lucky.

Jana: (Sighs) Well, I just hope whatever it is she's planning doesn't blow up in her face.

[Amber remembering]

Daniel: Listen, I'm gettin' out of here, and when I do, I want to be with you forever.

Deacon: You sleep with me, your man goes free. If not, Danny boy spends the rest of his days behind bars. Lady's choice.

Amber: (Sighs)

Deacon: I knew you'd come.

Amber: Let's get this over with.

Deacon: Whoa, slow down there, Seabiscuit. It's not a race. I've been dreamin' about this for a long time. You know, Amber, you're the only woman that's said no to me. I'm gonna savor every moment of this.

Deacon: Put 'em on.

Amber: That looks like something you bought for me years ago.

Deacon: It always was one of my favorites. Put it on.

Amber: I'm not wearing this.

Deacon: Honey, we're gonna do this my way, or your boyfriend's gonna be the new sweetheart on cell block C. Put them on.

Deacon: (Sighs)

Chance: So... (Sighs) What else does Delia do besides blow bubbles and look really, really cute?

Chloe: (Chuckles) Uh, she dribbles just like her dad.

Chance: (Chuckles)

Chloe: And, uh, she stares endlessly at her cute little foot. Now when you're talking about being a virgin, we're talking about sex, right? That's what you mean, right?

Chance: (Sighs) Back to this again, huh?

Chloe: (Chuckles) Have you ever been kissed?

Chance: Yeah. Yeah, I've been kissed a lot, many times.

Chloe: And you never wanted to take things further?

Chance: (Sighs) Look, I like kissing. I really like kissing, and I'm sure I'm gonna like sex, too, when it happens. It just hasn't happened yet.

Chloe: Maybe you just haven't been kissed right.

Chance: No, no. That's not--that's not it. I've--I've kissed a lot of right people. It's just--it is what it is. So, anyways, what are you and, uh, you--

Chloe: You ever been kissed like that?

Chance: Um...

Chloe: Yeah, I didn't think so. You got lipstick on your...

Deacon: Yes, h-hi. This is Michael Baldwin, Daniel Romalotti's attorney. Yeah, I'm gonna need to speak with my client, please. It's important. It can't wait. Thanks. I'll hold on.

Deacon: Damn, girl. Let me take a look at you. Come here. Turn around. I said, "Turn around."

Deacon: Now you tell me you didn't miss that.

Amber: (Grunts)

Daniel: (Sighs) Michael, what's up?

Deacon: Mm, God, Amber, it feels so good.

Amber: (Gasping)

Deacon: Oh.

Amber: Daniel--Daniel can never know about this, Deacon. Promise me, please, you won't tell him ever.

Deacon: Oh, Honey, I promise he's never gonna hear it from me.

Amber: (Breathing heavily)

Cane: (Sighs) So we've come full circle, huh? It's how it all began for you and I-- in a bar.

Phillip: I thought you were leaving town.

Cane: Something came up.

Phillip: Where you goin'?

Cane: I don't know. Not sure.

Phillip: You can't go back to Australia.

Cane: I know I can't go back to Australia. I know that. There's nothing there for me, and there's nothing here for me, either.

Kay: Um, thank you for what you did for Lily today. You probably saved her life.

Cane: God, I hope so. That girl needs a break.

Kay: Yeah, so do you. You're a good man, Cane, and I apologize for the way I've been treating you.

Cane: You don't have to apologize. You should be mad at me.

Kay: I hear you're, um, planning to leave Genoa City. I'm hoping you will change your mind, please.

Olivia: Neil.

Neil: The cancer spread?

Olivia: We had to remove everything.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Daniel: I'm sitting here in jail thinking that I want to get married to you the minute I get out, and you're off banging some guy that you just met!

Chance: It's your son Chance.

Phillip: Hi.

Chance: Can we get together?

Lily: It's not true.

Neil: There was good news. There's a tiny miracle.

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