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Annie: I could've gotten the groceries.
Clint: Your job is to stay here and babysit.
Annie: Mary Poppins I'm not. Come on, Clint, I need me some fresh air.
Clint: Shut your mouth, Annie.
Kay: It's appalling, the way he treats you. And tying me to a chair?
Clint: How about I put you through the wall, Lady? Maybe then you'll stop your bitching.
(Cell phone ringing)
Roger: How's it going?
Clint: Oh, man, these two are driving me nuts. The old lady's mouthin' off as usual. And Annie's a pain in the rear. For the life of me, Roger, I can't figure out why you ever married her. How's the next phase of our plan coming along?
Roger: All set. All packed, ready for the honeymoon.
Clint: Good. A little wine and a little romance and that oughta convince the new Mrs. Wilkes that what's hers is ours.
Kay: What ever possessed you to marry someone like Roger Wilkes?
Annie: I fell for his song and dance just like all his other wives.
Kay: His other wives?
Annie: Roger makes Casanova look like a monk. The guy can be a real charmer.
Kay: And now there's Esther.
Annie: When he's through with her, this is all that'll be left of her heart.
Jill: You don't need a honeymoon. What you need is a lawyer, so you can get your marriage annulled.
Esther: Oh, because you think Roger is a bigamist?
Jill: And a liar and a con man and God knows what else.
Esther: You don't even know him. He's a wonderful man.
Jill: Is he? Then where was he when your daughter was in the hospital fighting for her life, huh? The only time he showed up was to arrange for the quickie wedding ceremony.
Esther: He wanted to give me time alone with Chloe.
Jill: Mm. Where is he now? It's not like he's employed.
Esther: What does that matter?
Jill: Maybe there's another Mrs. Wilkes on the side?
Esther: Okay, that is. I am not going to listen to any more of this trash.
Jill: Esther, I'm trying to save you!
Esther: Oh, you never cared about me before!
Jill: Trust me, I would love it if I was wrong.
Chloe: Hey, these flowers were just delivered.
Esther: Oh, from Roger?
Chloe: No, it's not. Nope, they're for Jill.
Jill: For me?
Jill: (Sighs) Oh, men!
Gloria: Jeffrey, call me! Maybe you didn't get my message, but I'm free. And I wanna celebrate!
Lauren: Hello, Gloria. So finally, your ordeal is over.
Gloria: Yes! And I couldn't be happier if it were raining hundred dollar bills.
Eden: I'm glad you're out of jail, Gloria.
Gloria: Thank you, Eden.
Eden: I'm thirsty. I'll be in the kitchen.
Michael: Couldn't help overhear the message you were leaving your, uh, devoted husband.
Gloria: Yeah. I don't know why he's not calling me back.
Michael: Well, uh, this is just a guess. Maybe, uh, when he said that he wanted nothing more to do with you, he actually meant it.
Gloria: Oh, don't be silly. He just does that to annoy me.
Lauren: You sure?
Gloria: Honey, how many times have we broken up and always gotten back together again?
Michael: You're not getting it, Gloria. If he means it, this could be your chance to put jail and this whole Bardwell debacle behind you. You could start over. Clean slate.
Gloria: I don't want a clean slate. I want Jeffrey.
Michael: Listen to me, don't you get tired of the fighting and the backstabbing?
Gloria: I know it's weird, but it works for us. So starting tonight, you can reach me at Jeffrey's suite at the club.
Esther: So how are you feeling, Honey? Were you able to get any rest?
Chloe: No, I mostly just watched Delia sleep. I don't care. You know, she's so perfect and little.
Esther: That's how I felt when you were born. It was like witnessing a miracle.
Chloe: You know, I'm really gonna try to be the best mother that I can be.
Esther: Of course, you are, Sweetie.
Chloe: No matter what Cane thinks.
Esther: Well, maybe once he calms down, he'll be better.
Chloe: No. Uh, I don't think we're gonna be able to count on that.
Esther: Honey, you did the best you could.
Chloe: You know, I-I just wanted her to have a father that cared for her. I never wanted her to be born into this mess. And now Cane and Billy absolutely hate each other. They think that I'm crazy. Oh, I just really have no idea what I'm gonna do.
Esther: Oh, Sweetie. It'll be okay.
Cane: Uh, excuse me. Coffee, black, thank you. Hello, Neil.
Neil: Cane. How are Chloe and the baby doing?
Cane: Um, they're fine. She's left the hospital.
Neil: That's good. Really good. Take care, Buddy.
Cane: Have you-- have you spoken to Lily?
Neil: Since she helped Chloe give birth, if that's what you mean?
Cane: Look, Neil, I know how difficult that was for her.
Neil: You broke her heart. All she could think about was the baby that you two lost before you cheated on her.
Cane: Well, that's why I came here to talk to you.
Neil: No, that's okay. There's nothing left to talk about. Have a good day.
Cane: Please, please. Hear me out.
Neil: Is there a problem?
Cane: Just a minute of your time.
Neil: Clock's ticking. Make it quick.
Cane: Neil, things aren't as they seem.
Lily: I didn't expect to see you. Colleen asked me to come over.
Billy: Actually, I asked you to come over. Colleen just texted you for me.
Lily: And why would she do that?
Billy: She doesn't know that you hate my guts yet and you won't answer my calls. So I told her that I have a surprise for you.
Lily: You know, I don't appreciate being manipulated. But I guess that's the only way that you know how to get what you want. So did Cane do that?
Billy: Yeah, we got into it earlier.
Lily: Well, he has every right to be furious with you.
Billy: Furious or not, I'm not gonna continue to let him use me as a punching bag. I admit mistakes were made, but he needs to get over it.
Lily: And is that why you asked me to come over? To tell me that I should just... get over it, too?
Billy: No, look, I-I... I know I screwed up, Lily. But this time, I'm gonna do things right.
Gloria: Oh, don't worry about it, Kevin. You have a coffeehouse to run. And, uh, I can see you anytime, now that I'm free. Yeah, bye-bye, Angel. Kisses. Free. I think that's the most beautiful word in the English language. Funny how you take the little things for granted, huh? Like going to the refrigerator and getting yourself a snack or taking a long, hot bubble bath. Am I detecting a little lack of enthusiasm?
Lauren: We're just tired, Gloria.
Michael: It's been a very eventful day.
Eden: May I go to my room, please?
Lauren: Of course, Honey.
Gloria: Am I missing something?
Lauren: Well, while you were being released from jail, Eden was being arrested.
Gloria: For what?
Lauren: It was a misunderstanding.
Michael: They took her down to juvenile hall. Fortunately, I was able to get her out with a slap on the wrist.
Gloria: Well, of course, you were able to save the day again. You're like our own personal super hero.
Michael: Yeah, well, I would personally like to retire my cape and tights. I am so busy representing this family, between you, Lowell and Eden, that I scarcely have time for my paying clients.
Gloria: Uh, dut, dut, dut. I'll be more than happy to pay you.
Michael: Oh, you know what? Gloria, I don't care about the money. I just want you to stay out of trouble.
Gloria: Yeah, well, don't worry about that. I never wanna see the inside of a jail again.
Lauren: Can I get that in writing?
Gloria: Yes, you can. I wanna spend quality time with my family and with Jeffrey.
Lauren: Why don't you take Michael's and my advice? Just stay away from that loser.
Gloria: I can’t. The heart wants what it wants. Right now, I'm gonna go freshen up. I'm going to surprise Jeffrey and remind him of everything he's been missing.
Jeff: Ah, you got my flowers.
Jill: I am not your girlfriend!
Jeff: Never said you were.
Jill: God, you are the most presumptuous, pompous man I have ever met!
Jeff: A simple thank you would've sufficed.
Jill: Would you get it through your thick skull, we're not doing this.
Jeff: Not doing what?
Jill: Look, you wanna see me for two reasons--sex!
Jeff: Number one on my list of damn good reasons.
Jill: And because of some twisted, hidden agenda you have.
Jill: Jeff! I'm not interested in mind games, all right? In fact, I'm rapidly losing interest in you.
Jeff: All evidence to the contrary.
Jill: What is that supposed to mean?
Jeff: Uh, that was you in bed with me earlier, wasn't it?
Jill: That was recreational. It meant absolutely nothing! Got it? Nothing!
Jeff: Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
Jill: Oh, get over yourself.
Jeff: You are so sexy when you're angry.
Jill: Shut up!
Jeff: Make me.
Lily: So after hiding the truth for months in order to avoid being a father to your child, now, what, all of a sudden, you just wanna step up?
Billy: I'm as surprised as you are.
Lily: You're just trying to take something else away from your brother.
Billy: No, no, no, no, Delia’s my child. She's not Cane’s.
Lily: He loved that little girl long before she was even born.
Billy: All right, you want me to walk away and let Cane raise my child? Is that what you want me to do?
Lily: No, I didn't say that.
Billy: What are you saying?
Lily: I'm saying that... you know, you can't ask for a better parent than Cane. But I think that Delia should know her biological father.
Billy: Okay, good, we're on the same page then.
Lily: I don't even think we're reading the same book.
Billy: No matter what you think about me, neither one of us want Cane involved with raising Delia, do we?
Lily: Well, what I want doesn't matter.
Billy: Why doesn't it? You and Cane are gonna get back together, aren't you? Now that Chloe's out of the way?
Neil: I know how devastating a lie like that can be. And believe me, it's much, much better that the truth came out now.
Cane: Look, I know you lost a lot of respect for me when Chloe announced she was pregnant. I just--I hope this will clear the air.
Neil: You know what the problem is? The problem is, even though it was a lie that you were the father, a lot of damage has been done.
Cane: Look, it may be a little late for Lily and me, but you should know that my feelings for your daughter have not changed.
Cane: So I've hired an attorney. I'm divorcing Chloe.
Neil: Mm. Don't you think you oughta give it a little more thought?
Cane: I never loved her. I was doing the right thing by the baby.
Neil: You feel betrayed. I-I get that. You're losing a child that was yours.
Cane: No, I'm not losing her.
Neil: No, look, I don't understand.
Cane: I could never walk away and leave that baby to be raised by Chloe and Billy.
Neil: Hold on a second, you really--you really think that Chloe and Billy are just gonna roll over and accept that?
Cane: Well, if they don't, they're in for the fight of their life.
Neil: Which means that things are gonna get even uglier than they are now, Cane. Don't get me wrong, I respect your decision to stand by the child.
Neil: Don't involve my daughter.
Cane: Neil, it was important for me to be straight with you. But as far as what Lily wants, that's up to her to decide.
Lily: What Cane and I do is none of your business.
Billy: Oh, so you're not getting back together?
Billy: You're not even interested?
Lily: He told me that he has too much to deal with right now.
Billy: Oh, well, don't be surprised if you get a phone call.
Lily: And if he does, I don't even know what I would say.
Billy: Oh, please, you guys can't stay away from each other. Look, either way, I need your help.
Lily: You need my help? With what?
Billy: Cane's pissed off. And I understand why. But you know, I don't-- I don't wanna have to worry about going to blows every time we cross paths.
Lily: Well, then don't cross paths.
Billy: Hey. I'm gonna raise my daughter whether Cane likes it or not. So if you could just talk to him.
Lily: And say what?
Billy: Tell him to back off. Or I'm gonna be forced to make him.
Lily: And what, are you gonna force Chloe, too? She believed all along that you would be a terrible father. So why would she change her mind now?
Billy: Well, now that I've decided to step up, I can make Chloe understand.
Chloe: Thanks for taking such good care of me, Mom.
Esther: Oh, Honey. You're my little girl, and when you hurt, I hurt.
Chloe: Uh, speaking of little girls... here I go.
Roger: How's the new mother?
Chloe: Mm, just fine.
Roger: That daughter of yours, I don't know when I've seen a more beautiful baby.
Chloe: Oh, well, thank you. I'm gonna actually go check on her right now.
Roger: There's the love of my life.
Esther: Um, where have you been?
Roger: Looking at houses.
Roger: It's getting a little crowded around here. Don't you think?
Esther: Crowded? We have our own wing.
Roger: We're married now, Sweetheart. And I want you all to myself.
Esther: But we never talked about moving.
Roger: I was thinking I could sell your share of this house to Jill.
Esther: Oh, unh-unh. No. Mrs. C. left that to me.
Roger: I know, but...
Esther: I-I'm surprised that you would even suggest such a thing!
Roger: But, Bunny, we could make love whenever we wanted without having to worry about the walls being too thin.
Esther: No, Roger. Forget it.
Roger: Okay. You know what? We don't have to talk about this now. We could talk about this on our honeymoon. Which, by the way, are you packed yet? 'Cause I'm raring to go.
Kay: Are you telling me that Roger has made a career out of romancing wealthy women and getting them to marry him?
Annie: And before the flowers and the bridal bouquet can wilt, he'd be gone and so would their money.
Kay: How do you fit into this?
Annie: Well, among other things, I help him set the women up.
Kay: What's in it for you?
Annie: A cut of the profits.
Kay: So you're hoping that he will remarry you someday?
Annie: What are you all of a sudden, my shrink?
Kay: You haven't stopped loving him, have you?
Annie: Are you calling me an idiot?
Kay: No, no, I would never do such a thing. I mean, I've been a fool for love many times myself. What is so sad-- you just keep putting your heart out there.
Annie: Especially when I can get any guy I want.
Kay: Yes, yes, you could. Does it make you angry, though? When Roger just mocks you and he lets Clint push you around?
Annie: Ahote and I get very mad. Don't we?
Kay: You're a lovely woman, and--and he doesn't appreciate you. He could care less about your feelings.
Annie: That weasel! He shouldn't treat me like that!
Kay: No, you're right, he shouldn’t.
Annie: Boy, would he miss me if I were gone.
Kay: Oh, he would be lost without you, Annie.
Annie: You know, one of these days, I should just up and leave. That would serve him right.
Kay: Why not today?
Annie: Think you're so smart, don't you? But I know what you're doing.
Kay: What am I doing?
Annie: You're trying to get me to help you escape.
Kay: No, no, no, no, I'm trying to get you to do what is right. Show Roger Wilkes that you have a mind of your own. And, Annie, please, let's, the two of us, walk out of here. Today. Together.
Kay: Oh, Annie, you don't have the heart of a criminal. No, not like Roger and Clint.
Annie: I used to be a nice person.
Kay: I'm sure you did.
Annie: I still can't let you go.
Kay: Um... Annie, you said you admired Katherine Chancellor, uh, after you read her memoirs?
Annie: If you're gonna claim to be her again--
Kay: I haven't--just-- it doesn't matter whether you believe that I am or not. What really matters is if you learned from the book. Ask yourself, what would Katherine Chancellor do in your situation?
Annie: She wouldn't let a couple of lowlifes make her feel like a worthless piece of--
Kay: Yeah, you're right, she wouldn’t. No, she wouldn’t. I mean, you're not as heartless as they are. I know it. And you know it. Come on, Annie, let's prove that to Roger.
Esther: You know, I-I think we should postpone our honeymoon.
Roger: Are you really gonna be doing this? Keep changing your mind like you did with our wedding?
Esther: My daughter needs me.
Roger: Chloe? She has Jill and an entire staff.
Esther: It's not the same.
Roger: This morning you were fine with us going. What changed?
Chloe: Are you guys fighting?
Roger: Your mother wants to postpone the honeymoon.
Chloe: Well, I hope it's not because of me.
Esther: I'm not leaving when you need me.
Roger: Well, the Caribbean’s not going anywhere. I'll see you later.
Esther: You just got here. Where are you going?
Roger: I have to run some errands.
Esther: When will you be back?
Roger: I'll call you.
Chloe: Mom... you got a guy who wants nothing more than just to go hang out on a beach with you and be all moony over you. It's a lot more than I have, so why don't you just go after him?
Esther: You're exactly right. I should go after him.
Lauren: Thank you. That'd be great. Bye. That was Hunter's mom. Fen's gonna have dinner there.
Michael: Aw. Remember when life was that simple? Cartoons, toys, play dates, friends?
Eden: Then a teenager moves in and it all goes to hell.
Michael: That is not what I meant.
Eden: Yeah, right.
Lauren: You know, I'm gonna make cheeseburgers for dinner. It's your favorite.
Eden: Getting arrested spoiled my appetite.
Lauren: Honey, we know you didn't take anything.
Eden: That's not what it sounded like at the bookstore.
Michael: All right, um... sorry, I'm a hot head. I-I have anger issues. I spoke in anger. I'm sorry.
Eden: I wouldn't blame you if you thought that I did it.
Michael: Hey, no way. I mean, you, uh, you go to parties when you shouldn't, and you sneak out of the house when you shouldn't, but you draw the line at shoplifting. That's not your style.
Eden: It means a lot that you both believe me.
Lauren: More importantly, we trust you.
Eden: Unlike Noah's parents who think that I'm this girl on a crime spree. I'm sorry, I... I shouldn't be yelling at you.
Michael: We understand your frustration.
Eden: I better go finish my homework.
Lauren: I know.
Michael: She's handling this a whole lot better than I thought.
Lauren: Well, that's because she knows we're behind her.
Michael: Mm. Well, it's been quite a day. Fenmore's a happy camper. And Eden is, you know, surviving being arrested with little or no trauma. Gloria, believe it or not, is no longer a felon.
Lauren: Oh, my God. Everything's good. Boy, this makes me nervous.
Michael: Well, yeah. Yeah, I know, right?
Michael: I mean, I don't wanna jinx it, but wouldn't it be wonderful if we could have a happy, sane, wonderful life for like a nanosecond? Right? Hmm? How about that?
Lauren: It's possible.
Gloria: I guess you didn't get my messages that I'm free. I'm free as a bird, Baby. Now I know that you were a little upset I sold my Jabot stock to somebody else, but I'm gonna make it up to you. You also said you had to look out for your own interests and that you had some needs. What do you say we take care of those needs first, Baby, because I got a few of my own.
Jill: Ow! What the hell are you doing out of jail?
Gloria: The charges against me were dropped.
Jill: Why, for God's sake? You're guilty as sin.
Gloria: Turns out I'm not. Deal with it.
Jeff: Ladies, please.
Gloria: Why do you keep humiliating yourself like this?
Jill: Like what?
Gloria: Him. Throwing yourself at him. When you know he always comes back to me.
Jill: Well, now your hubby pursued me. He begged me to show him what it felt like to be with a real woman.
Gloria: That's a lie.
Jill: You wish!
Gloria: You filthy tramp!
Jill: You are a mental case! What is wrong with you?! Get her off of me!
Jeff: What, and ruin all the fun?
Gloria: Shut up! What?!
Jill: Fun?! You find this amusing?
Jeff: Well, yeah, all we need is a vat of mud.
Gloria: You know something? You know something? You really are a bastard. Take him. He ain't worth it.
Karen: I got here as soon as I could, Honey.
Neil: Yeah, hi, I knew you were in a meeting.
Karen: Is this about Lily?
Neil: Yeah, kind of. I'll explain. Um, it turns out... that Chloe's baby--
Neil: Isn't really Cane’s.
Neil: Now hold on, hold on, he--he wants to raise the baby. But he also wants to get back with my daughter.
Karen: Well... and I take it you're against that?
Neil: Well, it's a complicated situation that's only gonna cause Lily more pain.
Karen: This family doesn't need any more of that.
Neil: So are you thinking about Ana?
Karen: Yeah. And, um... how foolish and incredibly selfish it was of Tyra to try and take Ana away from us and just leave town.
Neil: Well, no, now wait, now hold on. No, no, no, she--she panicked. Which is kind of weird, because when I saw her here, she was perfectly calm. You didn't happen to run into her after I left, did you?
Karen: Yeah, I spoke to her for a bit, yeah.
Neil: You did? How'd she seem to you?
Karen: Fine, I guess. You know, nothing out of the usual.
Neil: Wonder what set her off. Why did she suddenly feel that she had no choice but to run?
Karen: I don't know, you'd have to ask Tyra.
Neil: I'm asking you, Karen.
Karen: I don't know what it is you think I can tell you.
Neil: Did you happen to mention Ana’s adoption while--while you were with Tyra at all?
Karen: Yeah, I did. I did. I did. I mentioned the adoption. Yes, I did.
Neil: Yeah, okay. We talked about this. I-I told you that that wasn't the right time to talk about it.
Karen: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you told me that wasn't the right time.
Neil: Yeah, I did.
Karen: Yeah. So when is the right time, Neil? I mean, when the adoption's already complete? It's already set into motion. Or--or are you planning to stop that?
Neil: What? Karen... what?
Karen: What? You can't answer that question, can you? You know what? That says a hell of a lot, Neil.
Neil: Oh, really? So what--what--what is it saying?
Karen: It says that you don't want what I want. That--that something is holding you back. Or someone is holding you back.
Neil: What? What are you talking about?
Karen: You know, damn it, Neil, you--you should've been sure of your feelings before you ever married me.
Lily: Bye, you guys.
Lily: Uh, don't worry, I'm leaving.
Cane: No, I-I came here to talk to you.
Lily: How'd you know I was gonna be here?
Cane: Uh, one of your friends told me about your study group.
Lily: Listen, I realize that you're not happy with me.
Cane: I don't wanna fight with you. Can we, um... can we go somewhere private? Please?
Lily: I'd rather not.
Cane: Okay. Come here. Come here.
Lily: What are you doing?
Cane: Come here, listen to me. I am sorry I pushed you away. I'm sorry, I was just so overwhelmed. I'm over the shock now, and I really just need you to hear me out.
Chloe: You okay?
Billy: Sorry I was so harsh earlier.
Chloe: So why are you back?
Billy: I didn't get to spend a lot of time with Delia.
Chloe: You wanna see your daughter?
Billy: I wanna see you, too.
Annie: I knew this was a terrible plan! Marrying a desperate spinster is one thing, but holding an old lady hostage?
Kay: Oh, Annie, I know you will make the right decision.
Annie: All Roger and Clint care about is money.
Annie: They don't give a damn about anybody but themselves.
Kay: No. No.
Annie: Definitely not me.
Annie: All right, come on. Let's go.
Kay: Annie--Annie, can you get the--not quite. There. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you! You will never, never, ever regret this!
Annie: All right. Listen, we gotta split. My car's outside. Let me get my purse and keys.
Roger: Clint, you here? What the hell is this?
Annie: It's over, Roger! We're leaving your sorry butt behind!
Esther: What's going on here?
Roger: Esther? What are you doing here?
Esther: I followed you. Who is this woman? Mrs. C.?
Kay: Oh, dear, dear friend. You don't know how good it is to see you.
Esther: You know me?
Kay: Do I know you? Of course, I do. Who could ever forget those horrible protein shakes, those wheat grass salads.
Esther: Oh, Mrs. C., it's really you?
Kay: Yes, it is. It is.
Esther: Oh, my God.
Kay: It is, Esther.
Roger: Damn it! Cell phone's dead.
Kay: Oh, Esther, this is Annie Wilkes. She's helping me to escape.
Annie: I'll--I'll explain everything once we get someplace safe.
Kay: All right, okay.
Esther: You've been holding Mrs. Chancellor hostage?!
Roger: It's not what it looks like.
Neil: Listen to me, I-I-I never--I never would've married you if--if--if I didn't love you.
Karen: Why did you lie to the police when they were looking for Tyra and Ana?
Neil: To protect the child.
Karen: And to protect Tyra.
Neil: Honey, I-I-I-I was worried about both of them. I didn't wanna see them get into trouble.
Karen: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Karen: There's a lot more to it than that, isn't there, Neil?
Neil: I don't know what you're talking about.
Karen: You know what? I've known for a long time that Tyra had feelings for you. I never in a million years thought that you would ever reciprocate those feelings. I saw you kissing her, Neil.
Neil: Listen, it's not what you--
Karen: No, no, shh. Shut up. You answer me one question. Do you wanna be with me or not?
Neil: Of course-- of course, I wanna be with you!
Karen: Then get it together! Or this marriage is over.
Neil: Karen! Karen!
Billy: Hey, look. Hey there, Delia. Oh, wow. You are a little cutie pie, you know that?
Chloe: Thanks for bringing the present.
Billy: It's no big deal.
Chloe: Yeah, yeah, it was.
Billy: I keep thinking I'm gonna break her when I hold her.
Chloe: No, no, no, she's not as fragile as she looks.
Billy: What do kids do at this age?
Chloe: Oh, pretty much she just hangs around looking adorable. You know, I think she knows the difference between designer and knock off jammies already.
Billy: Oh, really?
Billy: Are you a little fashionista like your mom, huh?
Billy: See, look at that. She just opened her eyes. It's like she heard what I was saying. That's crazy.
Chloe: Yeah. Maybe she recognizes your voice.
Billy: Hey there, little one. It's your daddy.
Chloe: You know, Billy, I'm really sorry about what I did. I just wanted the best for her.
Billy: Which wasn't me.
Chloe: I never stopped caring about you, Billy. I just... I knew if there was a kid involved, you would just run for the hills.
Cane: I've been doing a lot of soul-searching, and I'm going to divorce Chloe and do everything in my power to get shared custody of the baby.
Lily: Well, she and Billy aren't gonna make it easy for you.
Cane: Yeah, I know, but that's what I need to do. Which is why I needed to come and see you, because I need to know if you'd be willing to raise Cordelia with me.
Jill: What's so funny?
Jeff: Oh, life. Women. Relationships. Things that make the world go 'round.
Jill: You were playing Gloria and me, weren't you? For your own amusement.
Jeff: No, no. Not at all.
Jill: Aren't you gonna go after her?
Jeff: No. But I do wish I'd had a video camera. I could put you two on Viewclick. Well, maybe next time.
Jill: Oh, there won't be a next time.
Jeff: You don't know Gloria. She's gonna want a rematch.
Jill: Oh, God, this is so beneath me.
Jeff: Oh, come on. You loved it. You had a great time. Admit it.
Jill: Well, with you, maybe. And God knows, I do love sticking it to Gloria. What the hell!
Michael: Here we go.
Lauren: A little time to ourselves.
Michael: Mm-hmm. Come here, you.
Lauren: Hi, Baby.
Gloria: Damn that man.
Lauren: What happened?
Gloria: May I please move back in? I've got no place else to go.
Michael: I thought you were moving in with Jeffrey.
Gloria: Hardly. And I'd rather shoot the son of a bitch.
Cane: We were cheated out of our future together. Now I'd like to have that back. But Cordelia is now a part of my life. And I need to know if you can handle that. Because I wanna marry you.
Cane: Sweetheart, I don't wanna spend another second of my life without you and... I know it's not appropriate to give you a ring while I'm still legally married, so... I was hoping that maybe this... this would tide you over until our wedding day. All you gotta do is say yes.
Billy: As mad as I was at you, I understand why you did it. And you were right.
Chloe: I was right about what?
Billy: When Delia was born, I freaked out. I didn't think that I could handle being responsible for a baby, but... that was before she was born, before I got to hold her, before she was my flesh and blood. And I can't imagine not being her father.
Chloe: Well, I can't believe I'm hearing this. Cane's gonna be a problem.
Billy: We can handle Cane. I can get a lawyer. We can fight. But, uh... there's an easier way.
Chloe: Oh, really? What's that? Whoa.
Billy: You could marry me.
Esther: How can you live with yourself, Roger? All the despicable things you've done?
Annie: You don't know the half of it, Sister.
Kay: That's enough, you two. Now we need to go.
Roger: You're crazy if you think I'm just gonna let you waltz outta here.
Kay: Three against one, you moron.
Clint: What the hell is going on here?
Esther: Oh, my God! Is he part of this?
Clint: Hi. Long time no see.
Roger: Annie was letting the old lady go. My wife followed me here.
Clint: Nobody is going anywhere! You blew it, old lady! And now everybody's gonna have to suffer. And I mean... suffer.
Next on "The Young and the Restless"...
Ashley: I will take our daughter and I will leave! You will lose us!
Roger: Thought you had me fooled. How many strokes it would take to peel a feisty waitress?
Kevin: The first letter of every sentence spells "C-L-I-N-T."
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