Y&R Transcript Thursday 1/8/09

Y&R Transcript Thursday 1/8/09 -- Canada; Friday 1/9/09 -- U.S.A.


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Cane: Sure, yeah.

Billy: Wow. I didn't expect to see you here pushing Katherine’s book.

Cane: Oh, I'm not. I'm here to promote her charity, her foundation, 'cause I believe that people should be spending their money on that instead of Grandma's dirty laundry, Billy. (Sighs)

Billy: Yeah, that's a lot more interesting than a juicy read. (Chuckles) You guys just have to face it. These things are flying off the shelf. They're eating it up.

Cane: That doesn't make it okay, Billy. You know, I heard about you and Lily. You're not gonna fool her for long.

Billy: No longer your concern.

Cane: Don't you think it's kind of sad the way you want to live my life? I mean, you took my job. (Laughs sarcastically) Sorry. Well, you tried to. Now you're dating my ex. Are you sure there's nothing else of mine that you want to claim?

Billy: Not unless you give me a reason.

Kevin: You want a refill?

Michael: Oh, leave the pot.

Kevin: Mm. Oh.

Michael: How'd you like to help me out with my workload?

Kevin: Uh, would you like to hire me?

Michael: You could hire me a paralegal with the money you stole... or found... or inherited by default. Refresh my memory. How are you justifying it these days?

Kevin: Nice. You think I'm a selfish jerk. Well, you're wrong. I settled up yesterday. I was a total altruist. (Sighs) the gods and I are even.

Michael: Mm. I'd like to see the paperwork on that one.

Kevin: Oh, no, it's true. It's true. I scored major cosmic brownie points.

Michael: (Sighs)

Kay: Success, Murph!

Murphy: How's that?

Kay: Ahh. I have found a way to find Nikki. She works for a magazine, "Restless Style," in Genoa City, and I can track her through them.

Murphy: Oh, that's great! You know, you look better than you have since I-- since I busted you out of jail.

Kay: You know what? Nikki--Nikki should be able to recognize me if anyone can.

Murphy: Yeah, well, you get her on your side, and you're off and running.

Kay: Oh, let's pray, let's pray, oh, God, just to have my life back again.

Daniel: No, no. No way.

Phyllis: Come on, Daniel, you would look great in this shirt.

Daniel: No, that shirt is not me, and you know it.

Phyllis: Oh. Nikki, look at this shirt. Isn't it great? Wouldn't it look great on Daniel for the cover?

Nikki: Um, you know, I'm gonna have to agree with him. It's not really a "Daniel" look.

Daniel: Yeah, that's right. Um, we had a deal. I do the cover, and you let me wear Amber's designs. Trust me, you're gonna love what she picked out.

Phyllis: Oh, I can't wait. (Sighs) I told him we'd use Amber's designs. I didn't think I'd have to sign in blood.

Nikki: Oh, well. I am going to take my work home unless you want me to help with the photo shoot.

Phyllis: Oh, no, it's fine. Nick should be back from New York any minute.

Nick: We are glad you were free tonight, Mariel.

Mariel: I'm intrigued and hungry. I'll see if Gordon has a table for us.

Nick: Okay. So what do you think?

Sharon: I think you will have this account by the end of the night. She's very impressed with you.

Nick: You know, I ran the numbers. This buy alone could make Beauty of Nature's year.

Sharon: It's a very good sign that she wanted to hang out with us tonight.

Nick: But it's an unlucky break for me. I hate leaving Phyllis back home dealing with all the "Restless Style" stuff. We have a cover shoot today. I mean, I have a later flight, but still.

Sharon: Just tell her how big this account is. She'll understand.

Nick: Yeah, she'll understand.

Phyllis: Yeah, and I want Daniel's sketches to really pop.

George: Yeah, it'd be really cool if it looked like he was emerging from the images.

Phyllis: (Gasps) I love that.

George: Yeah.

Phyllis: Oh, that's great.

Amber: Um, is Daniel here?

Phyllis: Uh, yeah, he's in hair and makeup. Is that the wardrobe? I want to see it.

Amber: Yes. It is the perfect look for the cover.

Phyllis: All right, great.

George: Mm.

(Cell phone rings)

Phyllis: Ooh, uh, excuse me, guys. Hey, Baby.

Nick: Hey.

Phyllis: Hi. Are--are you pulling up to the building?

Nick: I'm still in New York. I don't have a commitment from the buyer yet, so I had to take her to dinner, but I booked a later flight.

Phyllis: Define "Later."

Nick: I will be home before you go to bed.

Phyllis: Oh.

Nick: Look, this is a huge account for us.

Phyllis: Yeah, okay. I understand. Um, okay. So do what you have to do, and when I see you later, I'll see you later. You know where I'll be.

Nick: That's the picture in my head for the rest of the night.

Phyllis: I love you, Baby.

Nick: I love you, too.

Phyllis: Bye.


Amber: Phyllis? Okay, here is your cover look.


Phyllis: Wow. It's just... pugly. I have no words.


Nick: Sorry about that.

Mariel: Oh, no problem.

Sharon: Um, is everything okay?

Nick: Everything's great. I also spoke to Noah. He's gonna stay at Dad's house tonight so he can hang out with Abby.

Sharon: Great. Um, Noah’s our son.

Mariel: Oh. Uh, so help me out. You guys are married? Because Nick mentioned his wife earlier.

Nick: We, uh, we were married.

Sharon: Now we're friends.

Mariel: Wow. (Chuckles) And you work together?

Sharon: (Laughs)

Mariel: Oh, you're like a reality show. Seriously, I want to tune in to this story.

Sharon: (Laughs)

Nick: (Chuckles)

(Cell phone rings)

Sharon: Oh, um, excuse me. Um, I need to take this in private.

Nick: Sure.

Mariel: Okay.

Sharon: Hi, Michael, thank you for calling me back right away.

Michael: Yeah, it sounded urgent. Are you in trouble?

Sharon: Oh, I probably was, but not anymore. I'm divorcing Jack.

Michael: (Chuckles) Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon.

Sharon: Thank you. So am I. Um, will you be my lawyer?

Michael: Of course.

Sharon: Okay, well, listen, I'm in a meeting, and I have to get back. Can we go over the details later?

Michael: Sure, sure. Meanwhile, I will start the paperwork, and call me when you're free. We'll set something up.

Sharon: Thanks, Michael.

Michael: (Laughs)

Kevin: (Grunts)

Michael: Spill it. What were you up to yesterday?

Kevin: (Sighs) Well, let's just say Mrs. Chancellor has a chance at her old life again, and I gave it to her.

Nikki: (Gasps) Oh, my God. Is it possible?

Kay: It's me, Nikki.

Nikki: Oh! Oh, my gosh. Your voice-- even your voice is Katherine’s.

Kay: That's because I am Katherine. You of all people should recognize me.

Nikki: They--they warned-- they warned me, but, oh, my God, they didn't tell me how very close the resemblance was. This is--

Kay: I-I-I-I-I-I know what peop--people think, but it's all a horrible lie. I mean, you should know better. You've been like my very own daughter for so many years. I told you that at the hospital when you were shot and near death. I-I begged you to fight, because that's what we do. You and I see each other through the--the worst of times, you and I. We do, and--and we stick up for each other.

Nikki: Oh, yes, we do. Oh, my God. Katherine. (Crying) oh, my God, please, let it-- let it really be you. Let it really be you.

Kay: Yes, please. God, please believe me, Nikki.

Woman: "Cane Ashby interview." Now when answering, you can look at me or directly into the camera.

Cane: Okay.

Woman: Okay. Cane, your grandmother's book has been getting a lot of attention. Is this a good tribute to her?

Cane: Katherine Chancellor supported a lot of wonderful charities around the world. Um, I think that should be the tribute to her life.

Woman: You're shying away from the book. Why?

Cane: Some of the stories in the book, especially the ones about my mother.

Woman: Jill Abbott-- that's what has people buzzing.

Cane: I just think sometimes people focus on the wrong things.

Woman: The fights, the husband stealing...

Cane: Yeah, but at the end of the day, it doesn't matter, 'cause they loved each other, so there you go.

Woman: Cane, how are you adjusting since your brother seized control of Jabot and took your job?

Cane: (Laughs) I wouldn't exactly say my brother seized control of Jabot, 'cause the last time I heard, he's not the C.E.O., but I do wish him the best at that company. I'm now, uh, in a senior position at Chancellor. Uh, it's a bigger job, more responsibility, and I feel, uh, blessed that I'm now free of Jabot, and I owe a big thank-you to my brother Billy. Thank you.

Nick: We've had very positive response to our body care line.

Sharon: Yes, our line is so pure, you could actually eat it if you wanted to.


Nick: True.

Sharon: Well, actually, our daughter, one time, found this jar of hand cream, and she thought it was toothpaste, and, well, you can imagine what happened after that.

Mariel: Ah, so you two have a big family. Wow. You're so young.

Nick: We met in high school.

Mariel: Get out! High school sweethearts?

Sharon: (Chuckles)

Mariel: I love this story. Who has this life anymore?

Sharon: No, it's true. Yeah, everyone's lives and schedules are so crazy these days. We all need to simplify.

Nick: Yeah, that's what we're about with this product line. We know you have a lot of choices, but we're just--

Mariel: Guys, can we not? I hear pitches all day. There are so few people you meet in business that you want to hang with.

Sharon: True.

Nick: It is true.

Mariel: So let's get back to you two in high school.


Sharon: (Chuckles) Okay. Well, um, let's see. Nick was this stuck-up rich boy right out of prep school.

Mariel: (Laughs)

Nick: Uh, wow, stuck-up. Sharon was, you know, very quiet, very serious, always seemed like she was rushing off to her job.

Mariel: Yeah.

Sharon: Well, I-I had two jobs. It was hard to make ends meet, but, no, I remember the first time I laid eyes on him was at a coffee shop, and we were both seeing other people.

Nick: Yeah, but, uh... (Sighs) We knew, or at least, I did, you know, the first time we saw each other.

Sharon: Well, there-- there was a look, and we both knew.

Phyllis: We're trying to put out a magazine here. Does anybody understand that besides me?

Daniel: Hey, what is this I hear, you called Amber's designs "Pugly"?

Phyllis: (Sighs) You know, Daniel, if we put that hot mess next to Cane Ashby and Billy Abbott, you're gonna look like a fool.

Daniel: Whoa, whoa, next to who?

Phyllis: Hey, look at you. Look at you. You look great.

Daniel: Next to who?

Phyllis: Cane and Billy. They're the other "Men we love."

Daniel: So you hired Amber's exes for this-- what'd you-- did you do that on purpose?

Phyllis: I can't help it if she's slept her way through the Genoa City phone book. It's not my fault.

Daniel: Oh, um, well, this is not my fault, either. Uh, I can't do this. I'm backing out.

Phyllis: What--

Michael: You want to tell me. You're itching to.

Kevin: Nah. Nah, I'm good.

Michael: Kevin. Kevin. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

Kevin: All right, all right. I gave Mrs. Chancellor's friend Murphy all her money. Now he can bail her out.


Michael: (Sighs) You gave 63k to a man you only know by one name?

Kevin: That's right. He's gonna give it to Mrs. C.

Michael: Have you lost your mind? We have no idea who that woman is. Chances are she and her buddy are both con artists.

Kevin: (Sighs) She's Katherine Chancellor, and her friend seems honest.

Michael: Really?

Kevin: Yeah.

Michael: Really?

Kevin: Mm-hmm.

Michael: That woman's bail is only $25,000. Did they tell you that? Uh-huh. I'm gonna take that as a "No." Congratulations. You just gave a con woman her bail, plus a $38,000 bonus.

Phyllis: Please, please. You cannot do this. If you--this is so disruptive at this late time, please.

Daniel: Mom, look, I'm not a model. I'm your son, and you think I can do anything because of that...

Phyllis: Well...

Daniel: And I love you for it, but look, I am not a cover boy, so just get one of those other clowns to do it. I mean, I'm sure they love makeup.

Phyllis: I want you. I want you.

Amber: Um, you know what? Daniel said no, so you have to respect that.

Phyllis: No, I don’t. I'm not taking no for an answer.

George: Phyllis, let's go.

Phyllis: What?

George: Let's go check some stuff out over here. Come on.

Phyllis: We're gonna regroup.

Daniel: At least you understand.

Amber: (Sighs) Honestly, I am relieved.

Daniel: Really?

Amber: Yeah. I mean, I was psyched at first, you know, about your art and my designs being seen by millions of people all over the world, making us crazy successful beyond our wildest dreams.

Daniel: Subtle.


Amber: But, you know, I didn't really like the idea of you on the cover looking superhot with millions of women just fantasizing about you.

Daniel: Mm. You're good.


Phyllis: Now, uh, okay, hey, let's get in there before we lose our photographer. What do you say? What do you say?

Amber: Come on, we'll make this fun.

Daniel: I'll do it.

Phyllis: Yay! Good, good. Let's go.

Daniel: Hang on a second. You got Amber to thank.

Phyllis: Oh, okay. Sure. Oh. Thanks, Amber, thank you. Can we lose the jacket?

Amber: No.

Daniel: No.

Phyllis: Okay.

Mariel: You were...

Nick: Thank you.

Mariel: Really king and queen of the prom?

Nick: Well, for the record, it was a Polynesian dance.

Mariel: (Laughs) And you were inseparable after.

Sharon: For a time, yeah.

Mariel: Great moments?

Nick: Definitely.

[Sharon remembering]

Nick: Sh--Sharon, will-- will you marry me? Will--will you be my wife?

Sharon: Yes. Yes, Nicholas, yes.

Nick: Yes. Are you ready? Ta-da! I now present your new home.

Sharon: Oh.

Nick: Now remember, Sweetheart, there's still a lot of work to be done.

Sharon: (Crying) Nicholas, it's beautiful. It's just beautiful.

Noah: (Crying)

Sharon: I'm your mommy, Noah, and I love you very, very much.

Noah: (Crying)

Sharon: And this is your daddy. (Sniffles) Oh, there we go.

Nick: Oh, hi.

Sharon: (Giggles)

Nick: Hi.

Noah: (Crying)

Nick: Shh.

Sharon: Meet our son, Nicholas.

Sharon: We had some very nice moments.

Woman: Billy, how do you feel about your grandmother's autobiography?

Billy: I think it's great. Katherine wrote this book, and she wanted it published just the way that it is. I respect that. You know, she trusted people to be able to read this about the ups and the downs and not lose sight of the truth in that. Frankly, she's an inspiration, and I miss the hell out of her.

Woman: Why did you feel compelled to join a takeover of Jabot?

Billy: John Abbott was my father, and he founded Jabot. It was always meant to be an Abbott family business. Now it--it did fine under my mother, but, um, well, Cane did the best that he could, but now that the Abbotts are back in charge, investor confidence is up, and we plan to deliver.

Cane: (Scoffs)

Kevin: Ahh.


Michael: You want to, uh, walk it off, get some air? I can cover.

Kevin: (Scoffs) I'm fine. I'm happy.

Michael: Why don't you go throw some empty bottles against the dumpster? It feels great.

Kevin: Look, it was Mrs. Chancellor's money. I gave it back to her. After that, it has nothing to do with me.

(Cell phone rings)

Michael: Oh, sorry. Yes, hello? Hello? Hello? Hol--hold on. Well, I'm--I can't hear you. Hold on.

Murphy: Hey, Kevin, got a minute?

Kevin: Murphy. What's going on?

Murphy: It's, uh, too much, kid. I can't accept it.


Kevin: What?

Murphy: Katherine's bail was 25 grand. There's an extra 38 grand in there that we can't use, so I got the feeling it's your life savings, so why don't you just take it back? Yep, you got a cup of coffee? Give me one. We'll call it even. I'll be out there.

Nikki: We buried you. I saw-- I saw you with my own eyes at the crash site. I-I saw you in your coffin.

Kay: I'm sorry. I can't imag-- I can't imagine. Uh, the most I can figure it, it must have been this Marge woman. I have no idea. Um, I didn't know anything until, uh, I woke up and, uh, it--it--it-- and--and--and Murphy found me in the riverbank. Um, Nikki, he knows Marge.

Nikki: And he thought that you were her.

Kay: Well, you see, he was trying to, um, jog my memory, you know? And he said I had a job as a waitress and that I'd been working at this diner for years, but none of it seemed familiar to me, because I was trying to recall a life that--that-- that wasn't even mine.

Nikki: But it's back now, your memory's back?

Kay: I wish. Not even close.

Nikki: But--but you knew me. When you saw me, you remembered me.

Kay: I knew you were Nikki.

Nikki: But that's all?

Kay: There was this-- this whole feeling of you being familiar, and-- and I-I-I saw you, and I-I know that-- that we had to be good friends.

Nikki: W-w-what--what--what-- what about all the stuff about... (Sniffles) About me being shot and almost dying?

Kay: I read it in the autobiography.

Nikki: Do you have... (Sniffles) Any memories of us together?

Kay: No. I just have this great feeling that-- that we're very dear friends. But I don't remember you.

Nikki: But all of the memories we share are gone?

Kay: Not the feeling, Nikki. That's why I know it's real.

Kay: It--it's all right here. It's here.

Nikki: Maybe--maybe a more recent memory. I called you from Mexico this past summer.

Kay: Why were you calling?

Nikki: I was going through a really bad time, a rock-bottom time. Does that sound familiar?

Kay: Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico... you, uh, Mexico... you weren't on vaca-- you weren't on vacation, either.

Nikki: Do you remember that?

Kay: Uh... you were in some... oh, my God. You were in some sort of trouble, and... I need your help, Nikki. I can remember. Dear God in heaven, how do I get through to you?

Nikki: What did you just say?

Kay: Dear God in heaven, how do I get through to you?

Nikki: Katherine used to say that all the time.

Kay: Because I am Katherine!

Nikki: No, you're not. You just want me to feed you the right answers, and you've done your homework very well, Marge. (Sniffles) You are a cruel, sick, uncaring bitch.

Kay: N-Nik--Nikki. Nikki.

Nick: Thank you. Oh, I've got to leave in ten if I'm gonna make my flight.

Mariel: Great news. You two are set for tomorrow.

Nick: What?

Mariel: I'm totally sold. Beauty of Nature is going front counter in all my stores.

Sharon: (Gasps)

Mariel: That's 150 outlets east of the Mississippi.

Sharon: Oh, my gosh!

Nick: We can handle that.

Mariel: Oh, my west coast counterpart has another 250 outlets. Can you handle that? He'll be in the city tomorrow, so he can meet with you here.

Sharon: Oh, that's great.

Nick: Uh, that is. Unfortunately, I have a prior commitment in Genoa City, so...

Sharon: Okay, well, you go, and I'll take the meeting.

Mariel: He's dying to meet both of you. Trust me. You guys are a team. If you want the sale, do the meeting together.

Billy: Thank you.

Woman: Thank you. See you.

Billy: (Sighs) Hey. (Knocks on shelf) Did you, uh, want another chance to redeem yourself? We can call the crew back in here, and we can reshoot.

Cane: No, I'm okay, Billy.

Billy: Ooh, Cane, chick lit? Is that a hidden passion?

Cane: (Clears throat)

Billy: You know, I think its great how, uh, you and Chloe are bonding. I predict love down the road.

Cane: Is life like, you know, a big game show to you, standing there with that stupid look on your face, just making fun of it, huh? I mean, do you take anything seriously? Our mother is devastated by this book. Do you even care?

Billy: That book is honest, and I'll stand by that any day.

Cane: Oh, so you want to talk about honesty? Okay. Have you been honest with Lily?

Billy: You made a jump there, didn't you, big guy?

Cane: (Chuckles) I did, didn't I? And when she gets a dose of the real you, well...

Billy: I hate to tell you this, but she's already seen the real me, and she likes it. Cane, she likes it a lot.

Cane: You're probably the most self-centered bastard I've ever met. I'm telling you, sooner or later, she's gonna figure it out.

Billy: You think I'm a self-centered bastard? You truly have no idea.

Michael: (Exhales)

Michael: That's not what I think it is.

Kevin: Oh, yeah, yeah, it is. Murphy returned $38,000. He said he didn't need it for the bail. He didn't feel right keeping it.

Michael: Listen to me. Every good con artist knows to spread a little cash around to buy himself credibility.

Kevin: Yeah, either that or he's a good guy who helped Mrs. C., who, by the way, is alive.

Michael: My gut still says it's a con. So what do you do with the cash now?

Kevin: Hire a good lawyer. Hey, you're on retainer. Make sure Mrs. C. stays out of jail.

(Clanking sound)

Kevin: Oh, no, no. That better not be the t-fitting.

Michael: What? What?

Kevin: If one more pipe—

(Clanking continues)

Kevin: Oh, no.

Murphy: My exit.

Michael: Ooh, uh, Mr. Murphy. M-Michael Baldwin. You don't know me. Um, I would like to talk to you about representing your friend pro bono. Here, I'll--I'll walk you out.

Phyllis: (Shivering) Oh, you were a star. You were a star. Coffees for everyone on me.

Daniel: (Sighs) Hey, what's the matter?

Amber: I can't be around Kevin.

Daniel: Come on, I'll make sure he's unarmed.

Amber: No, no, listen, it's no joke. Kevin killed Mrs. C.

Nikki: You enjoy manipulating people like this?

Kay: That--that's not what this is about.

Nikki: Do you have any idea what it's like for people who loved Katherine to see you and to have that hope, even if it's just for a second, that you're alive? Do you have any idea how hard it was for us to say good-bye to her?

Kay: Well, you don't have to. I'm back. I'm--

Nikki: Yeah, you're back. You're back, and we all know why.

Kay: I-I-I-I didn't a-ask for this any more than you did.

Nikki: How much is it gonna take to make you go away and stop torturing the people who loved her? Just tell me.

Kay: What in God's name are you doing?

Nikki: Don't hold out any hope for the entire Chancellor estate because Jill is not gonna let that happen... (Sniffles) And neither am I. It's the best offer you're gonna get. Take it. Take it! Fill in the amount yourself if you want to if that pleases you. Just get the hell out of here. Leave us alone to grieve. If you have a shred of decency, you will leave us alone.

Kay: Do you really want me to disap--disappear, Nikki, really?

Nikki: Get out. Get out!

Kay: I'm sorry. (Sighs) I'm really sorry.

Nikki: (Crying)

Nikki: (Crying)

Murphy: Hello, hello, hello. Have I got good news for you.

Kay: What?

Murphy: (Sighs) A hotshot lawyer's gonna represent you. He says a supporter of yours is going to cover the bill. Hey, what-- what's the matter? Did something happen with Nikki?


Kay: Oh, yeah. She was crushed that I would come back to town pretending to be Katherine, pretending to be Katherine.

Murphy: She didn't believe you?

Kay: No. She offered to pay me to go away. My God, you should have seen the look on her face.

Murphy: (Clicks tongue)

Kay: I really was-- I was torturing her.

Murphy: Oh, come on. Come on, Honey. This is not your fault, and you're not going away. All we have to do is prove who you are.

Kay: (Sighs) Well, in order to do that, I'm going to have to find a way not to hurt the people I love in the process.

Murphy: Oh, yeah.

Kay: (Sniffles)

Nikki: (Sighs)

[Nikki remembering]

Nikki: You know, you are, really, the first woman friend I've ever had.

Kay: I'm pleased. (Gasps) Well, I am going to let you find me another man, but don't you dare audition him first.

Nikki: (Laughs) Oh, no, not a chance.

Kay: (Laughs)

(Mug clatters)

Nikki: (Crying)

Cane: So what was that supposed to mean, "I have no idea"?

Billy: I was talking about myself, my favorite subject. You don't have a clue about me.

Cane: You don't think so? I see who you are, Billy. I know what you are. You're a man without honor. You have no honor inside you, boy, that's the problem.

Billy: I don't have any honor inside of me? Listen, son, if "Honor" is about marrying some chick that you slept with once because you were drunk, then no, I don't have any honor. I have what is called common sense.

Cane: My daughter will have a father 'cause I take responsibility, Billy, 'cause that's what I do. I take responsibility, and maybe you should try it some time.

Billy: You are a chump made idiot. You married some stalker chick because she tricked you into it...

Cane: Shut your mouth, Billy.

Billy: And you're trying to patch it up with her.

Cane: Shut your mouth.

Billy: It's not noble. It's not responsible.

Cane: Shut your mouth.

Billy: She's a nut. You're psycho.

[Cane punches Billy]

Billy: Oh, here we go.

Cane: (Grunts)

Daniel: Listen to me. There is zero evidence that Mrs. Chancellor was murdered. She had an accident, so please drop this.

Kevin: That is outrageous. How can it be $5,000? It was $5,000 a month ago, and how can the same pipes be busted again?

Man: They're old. It happens. If you don't want the repair...

Kevin: Like I have a choice if I want to stay in business. Just--just fix it.

Man: I'll tell you what. I'll give you a 10% break for cash payment.

Kevin: (Sighs) I can't this time. I have to charge it.

Daniel: Hey, Kev.

Amber: (Whispers) Stop it!

Michael: Take it. Tell my brother you had a change of heart, and it's on you.

Daniel: What's going on?

Kevin: The frickin' pipes are busted again. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear this guy was sabotaging them, and I swear, if it happens one more time, I'm gonna bash somebody's head in, probably my own.

Daniel: Hey, hang in there. What--come-- he didn't meant it like that.

Amber: Did you see him? Did you see him? Look at him. Kevin is going postal because his pipes are burst. You know what? He needs serious help.

Daniel: Yes, yes, he does, with his plumbing. Kevin.

Amber: I'm sorry, Kevin. I should have done this sooner.


Amber: Hello? Hi. I'd like to report a murder.

Phyllis: I just wish you were here to see the proofs.

Nick: Well, we'll do it first thing tomorrow once I'm back.

Phyllis: Yeah, definitely. Okay, I'll talk to you in the morning.

Nick: Okay, bye.

Phyllis: Bye. Oh, Michael, Michael.

Michael: Hey, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Michael, please, please, just-- just talk me down, please.

Michael: Uh, I'm late for dinner with Lauren. You've got 30 seconds.

Phyllis: Okay, um, I just told Nick that I was okay that he's staying the night in New York on a business trip. He just happens to be with Sharon, but I said it was okay.

Michael: Look at you. That's great.

Phyllis: Yeah, right? Mature, classy, trusting.

Michael: Exactly.

Phyllis: All right, yeah.

Michael: And remember, Sharon's divorce does not change anything between you and your husband. Remember that. You did already know about the divorce?

Phyllis: Oh, yeah, yeah.

Michael: Okay, good.

Phyllis: (Sighs) Divorce?

Sharon: Here you go. You're right across the hall from me.

Nick: Oh, okay. Thank you for dealing with the rooms.

Sharon: Mm-hmm. So how was Phyllis?

Nick: Um, she was okay. They had a good shoot today. I think she understands. She wishes us luck tomorrow.

Sharon: Good. We'll knock 'em dead. You've been great. I mean, your dad is going to be thrilled.

Nick: Well, we'll see. We'll see. (Sighs) Uh, I guess I'm beat. You want to lead the way?

Sharon: Yeah. Oh, um, Nick... (Clears throat) I don't want you to hear this from somebody else, so I-I just want to tell you, I'm divorcing Jack.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Billy: I'm a big believer in no regrets myself.

Jack: Like blocking out the fact that Chloe is carrying your baby and not Cane's?

Lily: I do like Billy.

Cane: You might trust the guy, but I don’t.

Nick: Something must have happened to push you over the edge. What was it?

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