Y&R Transcript Tuesday 9/11/07

Y&R Transcript Tuesday 9/11/07 -- Canada; Wednesday 9/12/07 -- U.S.A.


Provided By Eric
Proofread By Emma

Amber: Ketchup all over my last clean shirt.

Daniel: Why is it my clothes always look better on girls?

Amber: God, it's like I just can't get a break, you know? Its like--it's like no matter what I do, everyone just sees me as some sneaky little liar who just runs around town and starts messing up everybody's life! Like Cane-- Cane and his mother, I guarantee you right now they think I have something to do with Ji min's death. Yep. Because it doesn't matter, anytime I try to help, everything blows up in my face!

Daniel: Okay! Okay, you need to calm down. Since when do you care about what these people think? It's not your fault.

Amber: I know, they're just, um... they're stupid-heads.

Daniel: Yeah. They're stupid-heads. Look, if they can't see how great you are, that's their problem.

Amber: You're not normally this nice. Now I really know I suck.

Daniel: I hate you.

Amber: I hate you, too.

Kevin: No, no, no, no, don't hang up! Don't hang up!

Amber: Let me guess... Jana?

Daniel: Yeah, Dude, what is up with her?

Kevin: I don't know. I don't know. She's convinced that she's gonna ruin my life if we're together and I can't get through to her.

Amber: Well, uh, I hate to make your day a little worse, but the shower's been acting a little funky, so there's only, like, five minutes of hot water.

Daniel: I need it! I need it! Sorry, Dude!

Kevin: Why are you wearing my shirt?

Amber: I'm not, it's Dan's.

Kevin: No, it's mine. I kinda wanna wear it today.

Amber: Trade ya.

Kevin: Fine.

(Doorbell rings)

Kevin: (Laughs)

Amber: (Giggles)

Daniel: Hey, who's at the door?

Adrian: Please tell me that you're almost done here?

Colleen: Yes, I just have to finish my side work first.

Adrian: Oh, that is one thing that I can definitely handle when we do the whole division of labor thing because I love clearing dishes.

Colleen: Do you love cooking?

Adrian: Hey, I am a master in the kitchen all right?

Colleen: Mm-hmm.

Adrian: Can I help you with this?

Colleen: No, stop! I'm gonna be one--one second!

Adrian: Hey, you know what? Uh, someone else can do that.

Colleen: What?

Adrian: Come on, you and I have more important things to do, like move in together.

Colleen: What's gotten into you, huh?

Gina: Hi, I'm Gina.

Heather: Gina, nice to meet you.

Adrian: I'm just-- I'm just excited and I wanna help.

Heather: I'm Heather Stevens. I came because I kinda wanna talk about a special reservation.

Jack: Sharon!

Brad: What's the matter?

Sharon: I just needed some fresh air.

(Cell phone ringing)

Brad: Why won't these elevators ever break down when you need them to?

Lily: Uh, I should-- I should come back.

Amber: No, no, no, Lily!

Daniel: Lily!

Amber: It's not--its not--

Daniel: Lily.

Lily: Look, I just-- I, um... I came here because you need to sign these.

Amber: I'm--I'm just gonna... you know.

Kevin: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa1 I'm not dressed!

Amber: I'm not looking.

Lily: Um... it's, uh, it's pretty straightforward. You just, uh, sign here.

Daniel: Where they, uh, "Sign here" tab is?

Lily: Yeah, once I turn this in, then...

Daniel: We're done.

Lily: Yeah. Yeah, we're done.

Daniel: You know, I always thought that ending a marriage was something that other people did.

Lily: I mean, we have to. There's just been too much.

Daniel: You don't sound sure.

Lily: (Scoffs) what do you want me to say, Daniel? That--that I'm 100% into the idea of leaving you? Or that I feel fine when I see Amber prancing around in your shirt?

Daniel: Okay, you know what? That's not my-- I can't tell the girl how to dress.

Lily: Just so you know, you're not the only one who's hurt by this. I never thought--

Daniel: I-I--me neither. You know what? Um... let's--let's just do this.

Lily: Okay.

Lily: Thank you.

Daniel: You're welcome.

Daniel: Lily? Just 'cause I put my name on that piece of paper, it doesn't mean that I don't love you.

Kevin: If you need anything.

Daniel: Yeah. Thank you.

Amber: She just doesn't know how good you are. That's her loss.

Daniel: Yeah, I'm a big prize, aren't I? Look at the girls all lining up and swooning. Weren't we just in this same position, like, a couple seconds ago, but just reversed?

Kevin: At least Lily is talking to you. Maybe not the way you like, but still. I can't even get Jana to give me the time of day.

Daniel: The less I talk to her, the more I think about her.

Amber: You know, this is really depressing. I think we should go out and party.

Daniel: No, yeah, that's a great idea. You know what? I would prefer just to lie around the house and pretend like girls just don't exist.

Amber: Okay. Well, I'm a woman, although, you know, I am wearing your shirt.

Kevin: My shirt.

Amber: I would make a terrible boy. Oh, his shirt. But... I'm gonna try my hardest to act like a guy, hm?

Daniel: Good, 'cause I'm done with relationships and women altogether.

Amber: Yeah, I mean, you sound like me. I swore off men. So far so good.

Daniel: Pretty good idea-- swearing off relationships, swearing it all off. I mean, I don't need the drama that comes with one. I don't--I don't need the crap that happens when you go through a breakup.

Amber: Let's make a pact, hm? No relationships, no dating, no one-night stands, no guys, no girls, no nothing. Nothing, hm?

Daniel: Deal.

Amber: Yeah!

Kevin: Ha ha.

Colleen: (Giggles) okay.

Adrian: No, those-- those are, uh, yours?

Colleen: Yeah, why?

Adrian: They're, um... pink.

Colleen: I know. Aren't they cute?

Adrian: So pink. I mean, they can see them from outer space pink.

Colleen: You're the one who asked me to move in here.

Adrian: And I am thrilled that you said yes.

Colleen: Well, I'm thrilled I said yes.

Adrian: Uh, you know what? That's-- you can, uh, you can put something prettier there. You know what? Why don't--why don't we... hold off on unpacking till later? Right now I wanna give you a tour of our bed.

Colleen: Our bed?

Adrian: Mm-hmm.

Colleen: I like that.

Adrian: Yeah. Hey, don't forget this.

Colleen: Crazy!

J.T.: Hey, Man, I just, uh, wanted to offer my condolences to your family for their loss.

Cane: Hm? Oh, Man, I'm sorry. Thank you.

J.T.: Yeah.

Cane: Thanks, Man, I appreciate that.

J.T.: You all right?

Cane: No, Man, I'm not. I got a lot of stuff on my mind.

J.T.: Yeah, I hear you. I got three hours of sleep last night. Hey, uh, hey, Man, can I get-- can I get a turkey club, no mayo, ham on a hard roll, chicken fingers, iced tea, two lemons, unsweetened and, uh, do you guys have guacamole on the side? Like, a big, big pile of that, too. Yeah, thanks.

Cane: You're hungry, huh?

J.T.: No, it's not for me. That's not true. Actually, the coffee's for me. The rest of it's for Victoria. When late night cravings call, I answer.

Cane: I bet you got a freezer full of ice cream.

J.T.: Oh, completely stacked top to bottom with chocolate chip cookie dough. You're working late, Man.

Cane: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, between Ji min's death and being there for my mum, I got no work done the last couple days. Oh, Man, I just don't understand this.

J.T.: Hey, you all right? You look like you're about to lose it here.

Cane: No. Someone's stealing from the Clear Springs construction sites and I just do not understand it.

J.T.: That's not good.

Cane: No, it is just not good.

Brad: Gina, hi.

Gina: Brad. Sharon, hi.

Brad: Is my daughter working?

Gina: Oh, no, her shift just ended. But I'll be happy to take care of you.

Sharon: Um, someplace private, please?

Gina: No problem. Just follow me.

Brad: Hey, hey, listen, if you wanna go someplace that actually is private--

Sharon: There is no such place in Genoa City.

Brad: Well, my home is private.

Sharon: Well, that would be the biggest political mistake I could make. They would say I ran into the arms of my former ex-lover during a time of crisis.

Brad: What's the crisis?

Sharon: You don't know?

Brad: I just got back in town. Fill me in.

Sharon: Okay. Someone released a recording on which Jack admits that he secretly owned Jabot cosmetics, and, um, the state senate is probably going to investigate.

Jack: Find out who the yea and nay votes are on this ethics committee, and we'll see who we can get to. Yes, Ben, I know I'm on a cell phone. For anyone who's recording this, we'll see who we can get to give us legal advice. Is that good enough for you?

Adrian: I am just happy that you are happy.

Colleen: So am I. So... what do you wanna do tonight?

Adrian: Do?

Colleen: Mm-hmm.

Adrian: You mean, besides what we've been doing?

Colleen: You're sick.

Adrian: Okay, I-I'm willing to go to the couch, but that's where I draw the line.

Colleen: Right. Telling me what to do already? Maybe I shouldn't have moved in.

Adrian: No, no, no, no, that wasn't a mistake. The one mistake you made--

Colleen: Mm-hmm?

Adrian: Was trying to get out of bed.

Colleen: No! No! (Giggles)

(Knock on door)

Colleen: Did you hear that?

Adrian: No.

Colleen: Me, neither.

Adrian: Oh, please be someone else's door!

Lily: Colleen, are you home? Please, it's me, open up.

Adrian: Lily already knows you live here?

Colleen: Did you hear that? She said "Home" about me here. That's so cool!

Adrian: Well, can't she-- can't she just visit you at home later?

Colleen: Uh, no, she's my best friend. I'm not gonna leave her outside all day. As much as I would love to lay here.

Adrian: Lie here, you mean.

Sharon: I did not say that he committed fraud. I said that a tape was released which made it appear that Jack owned what once was his father's company.

Brad: All right, it's hard for me to listen to you right now.

Sharon: Okay, Brad, look, I do not need--

Brad: I'm only saying that you're choosing your words so carefully, it's painful for me, because I know you. I also know you're expecting me to rail on jail for what he's done to you and to criticize you for standing by him, but that's not what you need right now. You need love and you need support. And that's all you're going to get from me.

Daniel: Hey, remind me again why my life doesn't suck?

Amber: Oh, there are so many reasons. Let's see, puppies, candies, movies, sex.

Daniel: Sex--sex-- we swore off sex.

Amber: Mm. Puppies?

Daniel: Good, but not really good enough.

Amber: Babies?

Daniel: In order to get babies, you have to have sex, and we--

Amber: We swore off sex. How about this one? Um, I wanted to wait till Kevin left, but... remember that night that I went into Ji Min's room at the Athletic Club?

Daniel: Yes, I remember you being found with a dead body-- an indelible image.

Amber: Well, there was a reason why I was there. Remember that money we were looking for?

Daniel: No, can you refresh my memory?

Amber: Ji Min had it.

Daniel: You found the money in his room?

Amber: No, but I--

Daniel: No, but then how do you know that Ji Min had it?

Amber: Okay, remember that $100 bill from him?

Daniel: Uh-huh.

Amber: Okay, well, before he died, Carson stole it from me and he checked the serial numbers and it matched our money!

Daniel: Oh. Oh, so now you're working with Carson, instead of Kevin and me, who if we don't find that money and we don't return it, we're gonna wind up going to jail. Maybe for the rest of our lives. And now you're telling me that Ji Min has the money. Why does that make any sense?

Amber: Well, you know, you just complicate things.

Daniel: No, no, no, no, no, hang on, then uncomplicate it.

Amber: I was trying to accomplish something good. I was trying to do something good on my own so Cane doesn't hate me. So what do I do? I go over to Ji Min's room to tell him to give the money back, but instead, I just find his dead body. Which, by the way, was a really, really, horrible, horrible experience. But nobody says, "Poor Amber, I'm really sorry for you." Instead, it's--it's, "What is she doing there? She must be guilty of something!" So when Cane's mother shows up and I'm freakin' out at her dead lover's feet, she just hates me even more and I still don't even have the money!

Daniel: If you had told Kevin and me about the $100 that this guy had, we might have the rest of it by now! You can't hide things from your friends! You gotta tell 'em when you know something, and maybe things will turn out better than worse! Oh, God! Come here! Come here! You know, I love ya, I love ya, but you gotta ask me for help when you need help.

Amber: No, you're right. Everything I touch turns to mud.

Daniel: No, it doesn't turn to mud.

Kevin: Ugh. Get a room, you two.

Amber: You know what? Your sympathy is just heartwarming!

Kevin: You're welcome.

Daniel: He's right.

Amber: He's mean.

Daniel: No, he's right. We should get a room. We should get Ji Min's room! You know, for a change, we wouldn't be breaking-and-entering and maybe the money is still there.

Amber: The police already searched it.

Daniel: Possibly. But they probably didn't search it good enough. I mean, you know, they were more concerned with getting the coroner in there, finding out what the cause of death was, getting a body out of the room.

Amber: You know, Maggie-- Maggie did say that-- that they looked, but she didn't seem to take my--my theory very seriously. Oh, my God! If you are right, I just--I love you. Oh, yeah, yeah, um... I--I'd like to get a room.

Colleen: Amber in his shirt?

Lily: Yeah!

Colleen: What?

Lily: Yeah, she answered the door wearing his shirt and these little boy-shorts. And then Daniel comes out, and guess what? He's not even wearing a shirt! I mean, I know-- I know he's bad for me, I know that, but... when I saw her, my heart just... fell. And I wanted to hit her. I mean, I wanted to hit her. I got so jealous and angry. And now I'm mad at Daniel for even making me feel this way!

Adrian: Maybe it wasn't his shirt. Don't mind me.

Colleen: Lily, you're allowed to be mad. I mean, it's not like everything goes away once you break up. I mean, I know it feels like everything's falling down around you, but... I mean, you loved him, right? And you still do, in a way. You're allowed to be hurt.

Lily: Man, the way he acted, too. He was so nice and quiet and... but he was so sad. Oh, God, I should've sent somebody else to give him the papers!

Colleen: All I am saying is, it's gonna get better. Okay, you will find someone else. I mean, I was a wreck when J.T. and I broke up.

Adrian: Ahem.

Colleen: I was a wreck when J.T. and I broke up. And I thought to myself, you know, I'm never gonna feel this way again, and I'm never gonna find someone else like that, and, you know, now I couldn't be happier. And I'm now saying you'll get over it tomorrow, but it will get better.

Lily: I hope so. 'Cause right now, I just... I miss his laugh, how warm he was.

Adrian: You'll find someone with a better laugh.

Lily: Really? You mind telling me where this guy is?

Cane: Fax me the paperwork. I'll start the arrangements to get the body back to Korea, okay? Thank you. (Sighs)

J.T.: Well, that was depressing.

Cane: Yeah. Yeah, my mum can't deal with all the logistics either.

(Cell phone ringing)

Cane: Hang on a sec, I gotta get this one.

J.T.: Yeah, go ahead.

Cane: Hey, thanks for calling me. So here's the problem, okay? I don't understand why no one is noticing this till now. And why does he have to wait till I get it before we take a look? Listen, hang on a second-- hang on a second. I'm not accusing you of stealing, all right? Just do me a favor and find out what's going on. Can you do that?

J.T.: So, uh... business running smoothly?

Cane: Yeah, yeah, but apparently, I'm the only one who can read a damn supply list.

J.T.: Or they're, uh, pretending to be ignorant.

Cane: I can see in the inventory that it's pretty obvious someone's stealing, but no one notices anything and-- it's really ridiculous.

J.T.: What are we talking about? Are they stealing cranes and lumber or pens and pencils?

Cane: Copper. Anything with copper. I look at the inventory here last week and there was a ton of copper piping, copper wiring, and it's not here this week. And I can't go up there and spend all my time on the construction site and I can't worry my family with this anymore. Oh, God...

J.T.: Hey, listen, um, everybody needs a little help sometimes.

Cane: You offering?

J.T.: You hiring?

Cane: Maybe.

J.T.: Tell me to get it done and I'll get it done.

Cane: Get it done.

Jack: Hi, Gina.

Gina: Jack!

Jack: Is my wife here?

Gina: Well, um...

Jack: Thanks. I'll find her myself. I tried to catch you before you ran out of the building.

Sharon: Oh! Um, really? I--sorry, I didn't realize.

Brad: Would you like to join us, Jacko?

Jack: Well, I believe that's my question, but, uh, yes, I will, thanks. And thank you both for waiting for me.

Gina: Here are your salads. Um... Jack, I'll bring your menu right away.

Colleen: Okay, "What did Lewis E. Waterman invent?"

Adrian: The fountain pen. Chip. What? Waterman--fountain pen, no?

Colleen: No, you're right, which worries me.

Lily: Do you think it's unhealthy to know so many useless bits of information?

Colleen: Mm-hmm.

Adrian: I hope not. Okay, fine, Lily, I will give you a turn.

Lily: No, no, skip me. I'll just embarrass myself 'cause my brain is not working.

Adrian: (Imitating chicken clucking)

Colleen: Chicken!

Lily: Oh, my God! Okay, you know what? Bring it on, okay? I'll show you guys. Three. Green.

Adrian: "What is the smelliest member of the weasel family?"

Lily: My ex-husband. (Giggles) all right, all right, my official answer is... a skunk?

Adrian: Show her what she's won!

Lily: Yes, Baby!

(Knock on door)

Colleen: You guys are absurd.

Lily: See, I know stuff, too.

Adrian: Yes.

Colleen: Hey!

Kevin: Your computer works so well right now. You are so lucky.

Colleen: Thank you! Thank you so much!

Kevin: Go ahead, boot it up.

Colleen: Thank you!

Kevin: Hello, all.

Lily: Hi.

Kevin: Adrian... love what you've done with the place.

Colleen: Stop it!

Kevin: No, I mean it, I like this. What is this?

Adrian: Pink.

Colleen: (Laughs)

Kevin: Yeah, it certainly is. Sweet, you guys having a housewarming party?

Colleen: That would be so much fun.

Adrian: Oh, the place-- the place isn't big enough. Which is why it's perfect for a party!

Colleen: Thank you! Oh, come on, I promise you, I'll make you have a good time.

Lily: You know I'll come to your party even if I feel like crap.

Kevin: See? My ideas rule. I'm awesome.

J.T.: I'll have to run it by Paul, but, um, for me to seem like a legitimate employee, it's gotta look like I had a falling out with my boss.

Cane: And that's why the two of you have to get into a fight.

J.T.: Yeah. If it's okay with him, of course, but, uh, then you come in, you hire me only for construction work, as a favor because, uh, you know, I'll need the job with a new baby on the way and everything.

Cane: I would've thought having a Newman as a girlfriend, you wouldn't have to worry about money anymore.

J.T.: Still, you know, I'm the one taking care of her and even if it's for a bogus reason, the construction job will make it look like I'm manning up to my responsibilities.

Cane: Sounds good to me.

J.T.: I'll talk to Paul and I'll get back to you, all right?

Jack: This meeting impromptu?

Sharon: We ran into each other on the elevator.

Brad: Mm-hmm.

Jack: And here we are.

(Cell phone ringing)

Sharon: Oh, this is about Noah. I gotta take this outside.

Jack: I'm glad your phone's working again.

Sharon: I'll be right back.

Jack: I don't want you having breakfast, lunch, dinner or anything else alone with my wife again. You tarnished her reputation with your testimony at the trial. You've done enough damage already.

Brad: Mm, really? And, uh, are you protecting her reputation by forcing her to smile at the cameras and pretend that your lies are the truth, Jack?

Jack: Don't take advantage of a difficult situation here.

Brad: Yours or hers?

Jack: Ours. Do what I ask, Bradley, or I promise you will regret it. Thank you.

Brad: I'm gonna give you a friendly piece of advice. Raise your glass and smile so the people sitting at that table over there don't think you're worrying about your upcoming indictment.

Amber: Hey! You know, even if the money isn't there, I bet that we can find a clue as to where it is. You know, I got a good feeling about this.

Daniel: Mm. Well, don't jinx it.

Amber: Don't say jinx.

Daniel: Hey, you said you wanted to do something good, right?

Amber: Yeah.

Daniel: Well, you already have. I mean, I haven't thought about my marriage for at least an hour.

Amber: Sweet! When we find the money, good-bye felony charges, and your mom gets to get her savings back!

Carson: Hey. I've been looking for you all over, blondie.

Amber: Hi, Carson.

Carson: Well, I would never have hit Amber up for a date if I'd know that you two were, uh, a couple.

Amber: (Laughs) we're not.

Daniel: We're not.

Carson: Right, right, not a couple, just checking into a room?

Daniel: We're not--

Amber: No, no, we're not checking in to--

Carson: Oh, okay, okay, yeah, your overnight bags, room key... looks like checking in to me.

Amber: We are shooting photos because I have an opportunity to do an article for a magazine about the experience of finding a dead body.

Carson: People find dead bodies all the time.

Daniel: Mm, yes, but not TV celebrities.

Amber: Yeah, you know, I did this little thing, it's called "Extreme Catwalk." You know, if you didn't see it, maybe I'll send you a clip-- oh, wait, you did. Okay, bye.

Carson: You mind if I watch the photo shoot?

Amber: No, you cannot watch the photo shoot. Your being here is not a joy.

Amber: I'm taking Daniel out to dinner because his marriage just ended, so...

Carson: Oh, well, freedom is cause to celebrate. So how about I join you guys?

Daniel: Yeah, I appreciate the sentiment, but this is a party of two.

Carson: Understood. Say no more. I'll leave you to your misery.

Daniel: This is not good.

Colleen: Lily, come see this!

Lily: That's okay.

Kevin: Okay, now overclocking the processor should accelerate the O.S., but make sure that you monitor the system temperature or you can melt the motherboard.

Colleen: Wait! I know what we should do.

Lily: What?

Colleen: A divorce party!

Lily: A divorce party?

Colleen: Yeah, the housewarming party should be a party celebrating your divorce.

Lily: Huh. I kinda like it.

Colleen: Yeah.

Lily: Can we burn Daniel's picture?

Amber: He's not leaving.

Daniel: Yeah, I can see that.

Amber: Look, you're gonna have to go search the room by yourself and I'm gonna hang out here and distract him and I will come up after he leaves.

Daniel: Yeah. That's if he leaves.

Daniel: Hey, Man! Oh, yeah, yeah, can you just hang on one second? Um, look, I'm gonna take this call just outside. I'll be right back, okay?

Amber: Mm.

Daniel: (Whispering) I'll come back in through the gym.

Amber: Mm-hmm.

Daniel: Hey, Buddy.

Amber: So you stalk us forever, but when I'm alone you just sit there?

Carson: My bad. I was blinded by your beauty.

Amber: So, um, tell me about yourself.

Carson: What, interests, hobbies, or hopes, dreams and aspirations?

Amber: You choose.

Carson: Well, which would make your ex more jealous?

Amber: Hm?

Carson: It's cool. I've done this many more times than I'd care to remember.

Amber: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

Carson: Well, let me clarify it.

Amber: Thanks for your cooperation.

Carson: Anytime. You think he noticed?

Amber: I think so.

Carson: Because if not, I'd be happy to hammer home the point.

Amber: I am sure you would. Maybe later.

Heather: Professor Korbel?

Adrian: I'm sorry, I'm, uh, blanking on your name.

Heather: Heather Stevens.

Adrian: Hello, Heather.

Heather: I was Macey Whitcomb's roommate.

Adrian: Yes. Um, I'm so sorry.

Heather: Uh, yeah, it was awful, but, um... I'm sure it was worse for you, finding the body.

Adrian: It was. It was quite a shock.

Heather: Yeah.

Adrian: Well, what-- what brings you to Genoa City?

Heather: Um, I work in the D.A.'s office, actually.

Adrian: That's a job that'll definitely keep you on your toes.

Heather: Yes, yes, it has its moments. She always talked about you and how much she enjoyed your course.

Adrian: She--

Heather: Macey.

Adrian: Macey, of course.

Heather: Macey. She always talked about-- talked about you when she came home. She loved her course.

Adrian: That's-- that nice to hear.

Heather: Well, it was really nice to meet you. Really nice to meet you.

Adrian: Nice meeting you, too, heather, and, um... you take care.

Heather: I will.

Colleen: How hard is it usually to find your dad?

Lily: Well, he was supposed to be at the gym.

Colleen: I'm getting so excited about this idea. I need to know if we can use Indigo.

Lily: Oh, don't even worry about it. My dad is a sucker for my puppy dog face.

Colleen: Always works, right?

Lily: It sure does. And I wonder if that would work on him.

Colleen: Well, won't know till you try.

Lily: (Scoffs) please, I'm just--I'm kidding. I'm not gonna go hit on him.

Colleen: Uh, hello, aren't we trying to get past Daniel and all those bad feelings? I mean, what better way than to start a conversation with the hunk with an accent? Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Before he leaves.

Lily: I...

Colleen: Go!

Lily: Hi.

Cane: Hey.

Lily: Hey.

Cane: I haven't seen you around much.

Lily: Yeah, I've, uh, I've been busy signing my married life away.

Cane: Now we're both members of the "Why did we marry the person in the first place?" Club, huh?

Lily: Yep. See? I knew we had something in common.

Cane: So, um... are you here with anyone?

Lily: No.

Colleen: Ahem.

Cane: Hey.

Lily: Yes. I'm here with Colleen. Sorry. Um, I just wanted to ask you, actually-- well, this might kinda seem out of the blue, actually, it is kinda out of the blue.

Colleen: Spit it out.

Lily: Um... tomorrow night we're having a-a party at Indigo. And, um, I would--I would like for you to come.

Cane: I'd love to. What's the occasion?

Lily: It's a divorce party.

Cane: What, is this, like, an American thing or something?

Lily: No, no, it's just a, uh, you know, starting over, moving on with life kind of party-- a divorce party.

Cane: Why didn't I think of this?

Lily: Well, see, now you have a reason to make up for a lost opportunity.

Cane: All right, sounds fun. What time?

Lily: Um... 8:00ish?

Cane: I'll be there-ish.

Lily: Okay.

Cane: Okay. I'll see you then.

Lily: Okay.

Cane: Okay.

Lily: Bye.

Colleen: Bye. Let's make the party us, him and all his friends with big arms.

Lily: And Adrian, you mean?

Colleen: Right, right.

Lily: Right. Yes.

Colleen: Wave.

Lily: (Squeals)

Carson: You know your ex was only flirting for your benefit.

Amber: I didn't notice.

Carson: Really? What happened was, this beautiful young woman came up to him and started--

Amber: You know what? It was really great catching up with you, but I gotta run.

Carson: Do you need a ride?

Amber: Actually, I have to use the restroom and it's kind of rude for you to make me say that out loud, so, um...

Carson: Got it.

Amber: Why don't you just order me another drink, okay?

Carson: Yeah, with pleasure.

Amber: Okay.

Amber: Hey.

Daniel: I got nothing.

Amber: Nothing?

Daniel: That's what I said.

Amber: I wanna look.

Daniel: Is Carson gone?

Amber: No, no, he's still here, so you're gonna have to come down and you're gonna have to sit here and make sure he doesn't follow me.

Daniel: Look, I am telling you, there is nothing in this room.

Amber: Well, I wanna look for myself. So I'm gonna go up the back way. And you need to come down here and sit with Carson and just make sure he doesn't go up to the room, okay?

Amber: What are you still doing here? What if Carson comes up?

Daniel: I was getting out of here, and then I had the bright idea that maybe the money was behind the plumbing access panel, but it wasn't.

Amber: So go.

Daniel: Okay, fine, then you know what? Here. You can screw the panel back on.

Amber: Okay. Hey, hey, hey, call me if you can't keep him from coming up, okay? (Sighs) Listen up, money, if you are here, you are mine.

(Cell phone ringing)

Jack: Oh. That's Ben in Madison. I'll be right back.

Sharon: Um, okay. Well, you know what? It's almost time to pick up Noah, so I'll just see you at home?

Jack: Okay, good.

Sharon: Okay. I knew coming here would be a mistake.

Brad: What are you going to do about Noah?

Sharon: Jack is an excellent stepfather to him.

Brad: What are you going to do when he finds out the man he looks up to is a liar? What is that going to do to your credibility? No son wants to find out that his mother's been lying to him.

Sharon: You know, you said you weren't gonna dump on me.

Brad: I'm not dumping on you. I'm just asking how you wanna raise your son.

Jack: Appears to be unanimous or is unanimous? No. No. No, if I hire a lawyer now, it's gonna send the message that I think I need one. No, our position with the ethics committee is that I have nothing to hide. There's been no indictment. Okay, no indictment yet. Yes, I understand. Listen to me. Our statement, if there is a formal hearing is that Senator Abbott is fully cooperating and eager to clear his name.

Amber: What...

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

David: You really think Victor lied to your face when he told you that he didn't release the tape?

Michael: You all pay, or you all go to jail.

Kevin: No, no, I'm not going back to jail. I'll run first.

Victoria: You are going to lose your wife.

Victor: My wife is gonna lose me.

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