Y&R Transcript Monday 6/18/07

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Gloria: Michael. Please tell me you have good news about William's inheritance.

Michael: Gloria.

Gloria: He's not bankrupt. He can't be.

Michael: William's uncle Ross left his company highly leveraged. He borrowed--

Gloria: What do you mean, highly leveraged? What does that mean?

Michael: He borrowed a great deal of money at an extremely high interest rate.

Gloria: How much money?

Michael: Hundreds of millions.

Gloria: Well, then we need to figure out what to do, because I want my husband to have the best care possible. So we need that money.

Paul: Did you find anything yet?

Sullivan: Thanks. No, nothing new. All the DNA test results are negative except for this one. Boy, I wish I'd been more involved with this case.

Paul: Yeah, me, too. But I like working with you. You're sexy when you work.

Sullivan: Well, you help me solve this case, I'll show you sexy.

Gloria: Hello, Maggie, Paul.

Sullivan: Hi.

Gloria: So why are you two cooped up in here on this beautiful day?

Sullivan: Well, we're just rifling through paperwork, trying to come up with a new lead.

Michael: On the Jabot case?

Paul: Ever see a woman so determine

Sullivan: Well, I owe it to my friend. So here is the, uh, positive DNA test result William found. Now all I need to do is find its owner.

Paul: William never mentioned any other suspects?

Michael: Not to me.

Gloria: Not a word, Maggie.

Paul: I guess we'd better broaden our search.

Cane: Thank you. Thank you for breakfast.

Kay: Oh, please, it's the least I could do for one of my best employees. No, you've done a remarkable job.

Cane: You think so?

Kay: Well, you're a natural. You have your father's business sense. He would've been very, very proud of you.

Cane: You know, I'd give everything I have just to have five minutes with him. It's true.

Kay: Uh, you brought phase one of the project in early and under budget.

Cane: Oh, I just got some good deals.

Kay: Oh, don't be modest. Consider this my thank you for a job well done.

Cane: I can't accept this. It's too much.

Kay: You earned it.

Cane: Thank you. It's gonna make Amber's day.

Amber: No one saw you get rid of the body?

Kevin: No.

Daniel: You sure?

Kevin: Nobody saw me, okay? It would've been a lot easier if you two hadn't ditched me.

Daniel: Hey, it's not like we really had a choice.

Amber: Sorry.

Kevin: It's typical. You leave somebody else to do your dirty work.

Daniel: You know what? It's done. Let it go. We've got more important things to worry about here.

Amber: Yeah. Like what to do with all this money, hmm?

J.T.: So... how'd the last exam go?

Victoria: It went very well. Thank you, Mr. Attentive.

J.T.: Hey, I just want the baby to be nice and healthy.

Victoria: That's sweet.

J.T.: Mm-hmm.

J.T.: I hate that guy.

Victoria: Yeah, no kidding.

J.T.: So take him to the cleaners on this divorce.

Victoria: No. No, I don't wanna waste my time, all right? I just want this to be over with before he finds out that I'm pregnant.

J.T.: Oh, you just can't wait to be with me in public. That's the real reason, right?

Victoria: We are in public.

Logan: Hey. Here, you need this. I want you to drink it all. Careful, it's hot. Its okay, there you go. Oh, God. Your fever's getting worse.

Nick: Worse. Worse. Cassie.

Logan: Come on, Nick. Stay with me. This is the only medicine I have.

Phyllis: You remember the plan?

Sharon: You're doing it again.

Phyllis: I just wanna make sure we get the goods on the camera, that's all. Here she comes.

Sharon: Okay.

Phyllis: Here she comes.

Nikki: Well, looks like you two are friends now. Isn't that nice? I'd say it was good to see you--

Phyllis: But then you'd be lying.

Sharon: And it wouldn't be the first lie you ever told.

Phyllis: Or the biggest lie you ever told.

Nikki: What a pair you make. What is your problem?

Sharon: David. We know that you're the one who insinuated Jack's working with organized crime.

David: I assure you. We had nothing to do with those attack ads. Any more than I'm sure your candidate had anything to do with insinuating Nikki supports legalized prostitution.

Phyllis: Of course.

David: We have work to do. Excuse us.

Nikki: We sure do.

Phyllis: They have work to do.

Sharon: Do you think it worked?

Phyllis: I say we should get our popcorn, we're in for a great show.  

Nikki: David, um... I wanna apologize about last night.

David: No apology is necessary. You had every reason to be upset.

Nikki: Well...

David: I'm just happy to know that I was there.

Karen: Uh, sorry I'm late. I can't seem to get this traffic pattern down.

Nikki: Oh, that's okay.

Karen: All right, the first thing we need to do is finalize your platform on education reform.

David: I thought we already did that the other day.

Karen: Is this our final draft then?

Nikki: The superintendent of schools has already approved it. She's given us her full support.

Karen: Okay, so the next step is to take it to the teacher's union, right?

David: And the P.T.A. I'll, um, draft up a letter.

Karen: We can do a mass mailing.

David: Sounds great. Yeah, why don't you, uh, go rally the troops? Get 'em to start addressing envelopes. I'll get the letter to you as soon as I have it.

Karen: I thought you guys wanted me at this meeting?

David: Oh, no, we got a lot further than expected.

Nikki: We really did. We--we can take it from here.

Sharon: What's taking them so long?

Phyllis: Karen just left.

Sharon: Let's listen in on what they're saying.

Phyllis: Why don't you put a glass up against the door. That'll be inconspicuous.

Sharon: About as inconspicuous as you and I hanging out together.

Phyllis: Fine, go ahead and go. I have campaign work to do.

Sharon: Fine. I'll let you know what I hear.

Phyllis: Fine. Tell me when they've left.

Brad: Okay, okay, okay. All right, uh, mail these out. Then I need you in my office to draft a memo. Get going. I don't have all day.

Sharon: Whoa.

Brad: Hey.

Sharon: What is this, business boot camp? Only the strong survive?

Brad: Oh, uh... yeah, you know, I'm just a little aggravated. I didn't mean to take it out on her.

Sharon: Uh-huh. Let me guess, J.T.?

Brad: Remember a few months ago when I walked in on him and Victoria in that hotel room and you said I should give them the benefit of the doubt?

Sharon: Yes.

Brad: Well, it turns out I shouldn't have.

Sharon: Oh, are they sleeping together?

Brad: Or they just like having friendly conversation while only wearing bath towels.

Sharon: Ouch.

Brad: She was so self-righteous when she found out about us.

Sharon: Do you think that... she was... the whole time?

Brad: Maybe. It wouldn't surprise me if she was with him the entire time we were married.

Victoria: Ooh! Mmm. The smell of your coffee is, uh, really making me nauseous.

J.T.: Gone. Is that better?

Victoria: Yeah, much.

J.T.: You know that's the first sign of pregnancy, right?

Victoria: Uh-huh. And the, um, next-- oversized clothing. Boy, I can't wait for that. Muumuus here I come.

J.T.: Oh, come on. You're gonna look hot. Don't worry about it.

Victoria: Oh. Brad's gonna find out so soon. I need to get this divorce over with A.S.A.P.

J.T.: Well... say the baby's mine. Put my name on the birth certificate. Nobody has to know.

Victoria: Ha. If only it was that easy.

J.T.: Hey, it could work. Just give it a shot.

Victoria: It's tempting. You know, if Brad and I are still married when he finds out I'm pregnant, I'm never gonna get rid of him.

Kay: So where's your wife this morning?

Cane: Oh, she's at the boutique. Um, something to do with inventory or stock take or something.

Kay: Well, I heard she was quite the designer in Los Angeles.

Cane: She does have an eye for fashion, doesn't she?

Kay: Oh, I agree. She could've won "Extreme Catwalk."

Cane: She was so disappointed they disqualified her.

Kay: Well, she handled it very well, given the circumstance.

Cane: Mmm. I can't believe the show exploited her like that.

Kay: It was deplorable. Cane, are you sure that, uh, it was just a misunderstanding?

Cane: I'm positive. Amber wouldn't send naked pictures of herself to anyone.

Kay: You're really re?

Cane: Yes. She's a good person, Katherine.

Amber: I-I-I... I can't count this all. There's too much.

Kevin: I'm not complaining about that.

Daniel: This is so sweet.

Kevin: You guys think we should take it?

Amber: What else are we gonna do with it?

Daniel: Listen, I could really use this money. I mean, my bank account is still all tied up.

Kevin: I could use it to find Jana.

Amber: Yeah, we could all use it. We're keeping it.

Kevin: What if someone comes looking for it?

Daniel: Like who?

Kevin: Like whoever Garrett stole it from?

Amber: You sure it was stolen?

Kevin: You think he carries his life savings around with him in a bag? In cash? If so, I wanna talk to his accountant.

Daniel: This could be drug money.

Kevin: Oh, well, that makes me feel better about spending it.

Amber: If we turn this in, we have some explaining to do. You guys really willing to take that risk?

Daniel: I vote for spending it.

Kevin: It's too risky. The cash could be marked.

Daniel: Well, we can't just deposit it in our bank accounts, because that's gonna raise some suspicions.

Amber: Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.

Kevin: Hmm. I say we spend some of it. See if that triggers anything.

Daniel: And if it does?

Amber: Then we make something up. We say that Garrett used it to pay rent when he was here and then he skipped town and we didn't know.

Daniel: Okay, listen, I'll do it then, because I've gotta pay Lily's tuition before that check bounces.

Kevin: What do we do with the rest of it?

Amber: Hide it.

Kevin: Where?

Daniel: What about here?

Kevin: The first place somebody comes looking for Garrett.

Amber: Yeah. What about your place?

Daniel: I'm already in enough trouble, thanks.

Amber: No! I'm not doing it.

Daniel: You've got tons of fenced-in land.

Amber: No! We bury it. Tonight. We meet back here.

Daniel: Let's just hope that whoever this belongs to doesn't come looking for it first.

(Knock on door)

Amber: Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?!

Kevin: Shh. Shh.

Amber: Stop it!

Kevin: Go. Go. Go.

Amber: Come on. Come on.

Gloria: I think it'll be perfect.

Michael: It could be worked out here.

Gloria: Oh, hello, Kevin.

Kevin: Hi.

Michael: We didn't think you were here.

Gloria: Hello.

Kevin: Uh, we had the stereo on.

Daniel: Hey, uh, Kev, I gotta take off, Man, so I'm gonna catch you later, okay?

Amber: Yeah, actually, I have to go, too. I just came by to get the rest of my cousin's things.

Kevin: (Mouths words) what do you guys want?

Michael: Uh, Gloria is looking for a place to take care of William.

Kevin: What's wrong with William's apartment?

Gloria: Too many stairs.

Kevin: Mom, I don't think this place is equipped to handle--

Gloria: Honey, I think this place will work out just fine.

Michael: We should check out the spare room to see if there's space for a hospital bed.

Kevin: There's not. Mom-

Gloria: Good idea. Good idea.

Kevin: Mom, you can't keep your husband here.

Gloria: I will check out the spare room. What's this?

Amber: Oh, there it is! That's, uh, that's Garrett's missing bag.

Michael: Let me help you with that.

Amber: Oh, no, I'm pretty sure that's the end of it. I just--I got it. Um, thanks.

Michael: Okay, okay.

Amber: I'm gonna-- I'll call you later, 'Kay?

Michael: Good luck with that.

Amber: Yeah, thanks.

Phyllis: What did you hear? Did you hear anything?

Sharon: No. Nothing.

Phyllis: You know, maybe we could figure out a reason to get them out of there so we could see the footage.

Sharon: Like what? Pulling the fire alarm?

Phyllis: Not the worst idea you've had.

Sharon: Yeah, well, you've been in enough trouble lately.

Phyllis: Don't remind me.

Sharon: How's your back?

Phyllis: You know, thank you for asking. My back is fine. It popped right back into place after I took that spill the other day.

Sharon: Oh, it's a miracle! Miracles do happen.

Phyllis: Yes, they do. You and me working together is proof of that.

Nick: (Groans)

Logan: Hey... oh, good! The fever's broken. Let's keep it that way. Welcome back.

Nick: What? Where am I?

Nikki: I love it! Send it.

David: Great. I'll get it over to Karen. Get them to start stuffing envelopers.

Nikki: Thanks.

Karen: All right, you're gonna be late for that interview.

Nikki: Oh, no, I'll be just a minute.

Karen: Okay.

David: Here's the letter for the mailing.

Karen: Okay, great, I will have it copied and sent right out. Nikki, five minutes. No more.

Nikki: Okay, I got ya.

David: Do you happen to have the, uh, tax exemption draft handy?

Nikki: Yes, I do. Oops!

David: Oh, I'll get it.

Nikki: Oh, I'll get it. Thanks.

Nikki: Well, hello!

David: So how'd the interview go?

Nikki: Extremely well. Look what I got.

[Nikki puts her flowers in front of the camera]

David: Exquisite. Like you. So who are they from?

Nikki: The junior league, in anticipation of our luncheon this afternoon.

David: They're gonna love you.

Brad: Oh, um... I put a bid in on that engineering firm.

Victoria: Did you get them to lower the price like I asked?

Brad: Yeah, a few thousand.

Victoria: Well, that's still too high.

Brad: Well, I don't happen to agree, but it's too late now anyway. The bid's in.

Victoria: I didn't okay it.

Brad: You didn't have to. I got the other members of the board to okay the funding.

Victoria: That's funny. I don't remember being notified that there was a meeting.

Brad: Well, the memo went out. Talk to your assistant. It's not my problem.

Victoria: You knew that I didn't want you to buy it and you went behind my back.

Brad: One--as I just said, a memo went out, so I didn't go behind your back. Number two--I'm on the board, remember? We have the authorization to override the C.E.O. have a nice day.

Victoria: Ugh!

J.T.: Want me to put his picture back up on the dart board?

Victoria: Yeah. You might wanna run a few hundred copies of his face because I have a feeling I'm gonna be at it all night.

Cane: Hey, love, it's me. Can you, uh, meet me at the coffee shop in about an hour? I've got a surprise for you.

Kay: So what are you planning to do with that bonus?

Cane: I don't know. Plan a vacation somewhere exotic. Call it the, uh, honeymoon we never had.

Kay: Come on, what about your trip to Las Vegas?

Cane: That doesn't count. You can't wed and honeymoon in the same place. Plus, Amber had to sit through a time share presentation which she hated.

Kay: Oh, really? Well, if I may suggest... Tahiti. Oh, most magnificent sunsets I have ever seen.

Cane: I will keep that in mind. But I have another idea.

Kay: Really? What?

Cane: Yeah. I think I might play a joke on my wife.

Kay: What kind of joke?

Cane: I'm gonna tell her I used the money to buy one of those Vegas time shares. Uh, what was the company? Nickel and Dime time shares-- can you believe they called the company that? This is gonna be funny. She's gonna laugh at this one.

Gloria: Well, that's not gonna work. The hallway's too narrow and the bedroom's too small.

Kevin: Mom, why don't you and William just rent your own place? He's rolling in it, remember?

Michael: Um, actually, not so much.

Gloria: The only thing his uncle left him was millions worth of debt.

Kevin: Ironic. You marry a guy for cash, he doesn't have any.

Gloria: How sensitive of you, Kevin. It's good to have family close by.

Michael: He's not destitute. He has money and medical benefits from his job.

Kevin: Yeah, all of which will go to his debt fund.

Gloria: This isn't about money, Kevin. I do love him. And I'm gonna take very good care of him. And he's gonna be back on his feet before you know it. (Knock on door)

Paul: Hi, Kevin. Sorry to interrupt. We'd like to ask a few questions.

Sullivan: Hey.

Gloria: Hi.

Michael: Coffee anyone?

Sullivan: No, thanks.

Paul: Not for me.

Michael: Oh, well, what can we do for you?

Sullivan: Well, actually, we're here to talk to Kevin.

Paul: About Jana.

Sullivan: Yeah.

Gloria: Good. Very good. After what she did, Jana should be your top priority. Honey, let's give these people some space to work. Come on.

Michael: Mmm.

Gloria: Good-bye, Maggie. Good-bye, Paul.

Sullivan: Good-bye. Good to see you guys.

Paul: Bye.

Michael: What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you wanna stick around and see what kind of progress they've made?

Gloria: The only progress I'm concerned about is the Jabot case, which means I stay as far away from those two as possible.

Paul: So have you had any more contact from Jana?

Kevin: Yesterday via web cam.

Paul: Really?

Sullivan: Oh, good, did you--did you run a trace?

Kevin: I tried to, but she disconnected too quickly, but I do have the I.P. address.

Paul: May we?

Kevin: Be my guest.

Sullivan: Okay. Great. Let's see what I can find.

Phyllis: You don't want anymore of this? Oh, you're pushing it away? All righty. What have you got going there? Sweetie, let me see this. Oh, my gosh! You have a tooth coming in! Summer! Oh, my sweet girl! You have your first tooth! You pretty girl, you're growing up so fast! You are growing up so fast. Yeah. Your daddy would be so happy to see your first tooth. You miss your daddy? Oh, I miss your daddy. I miss your daddy.

Logan: That's it. You'll feel better.

Nick: I already do.

Logan: Good.

Nick: Who are you? What happened? Why am I here?

Logan: The name's Logan. You're somewhere in the Wisconsin wilderness and that's about all I know.

Nick: I'm Nick.

Logan: You told me.

Nick: How'd you find me?

Logan: I came out here a while ago. Sort of a retreat. I found you while I was hiking one day.

Nick: Found me? Pretty bad shape.

Logan: Here you go.

Nick: I have no idea what happened to me.

Logan: Well, don't think it was by choice. But ever since, you've been here, healing with me.

Nick: How long?

Logan: A couple weeks?

Nick: A couple weeks? They must be worried sick.

Logan: No, no, no, you're not-- you're not strong enough.

Nick: My family-- my family's gotta be--

Logan: No. Oh!

Nick: Ow! Ow!

Logan: Hey.

Nikki: And so I pledge to you a greater, greener Wisconsin. Thank you and remember to vote on Election Day.

David: Perfect.

Nikki: You really think so?

David: Absolutely. And what you do with your hands during this speech-- brilliant. Every great politician had their signature hand gesture.

Nikki: Really?

David: Oh, yeah, absolutely. Here, remember this one? Richard Nixon's-- "I am not a crook." Only don't copy that one.

Nikki: No, uh, I'll leave that one to Jack.

David: You're a remarkable woman, Nikki.

Nikki: Now, David, please--

David: No, I'm just being honest.

Nikki: I have got to water these flowers. I don't think they put any water in there.

[Nikki moves the flowers to her desk to water them]

David: It's amazing-- everything you've been through, everything you've overcome, and yet you're still so focused.

Nikki: Well, years of practice have made Nikki Newman a survivor.

David: A survivor I admire.

Nikki: Well, thank you.

David: I was wondering how many I'd have to give out before you accept my compliments.

Nikki: You caught me.

David: It's all right. I don't mind giving them. Why don't you try this one out for size? You're beautiful.

Nikki: Too cliché.

David: Mm-hmm. I'd say it's more classic. Like you.

[David and Nikki kiss]

Nikki: David, we--we-- we can't do this.

David: Nikki...

Karen: All right, Guys, you gotta get going.

Nikki: Oh, yeah, um... what's next now?

David: Uh, the junior league luncheon.

Karen: That's right. And if you don't leave now, you're gonna be late. Here's the speech.

David: Great.

Karen: You guys can go over it on the way, okay?

Nikki: All right. Um...

Karen: Make sure you go over it on the way. Good luck.

Nick: Ugh! What--what is this?

Logan: It's good for you.

Nick: H can it be? It tastes awful.

Logan: It's tea made from the leaves of a quaking aspen tree. It's the next best thing besides medicine.

Nick: I wish I'd paid more attention in boy scouts. Why didn't you get any other medicine?

Logan: We're pretty remote.

Nick: How remote?

Logan: I hiked here for miles. And you're too weak to make the walk.

Nick: I'm feeling better.

Logan: Mm-hmm. And that's why you collapsed?

Nick: Temporary setback.

Logan: You're just gonna make yourself worse.

Nick: So the only way out of here is to hike?

Logan: Yep.

Nick: All right, then go. Hike. Get help. Tell my family I'm okay.

Logan: By the time I got back here you'd be dead.

Nick: Well, I guess that's a bad idea then.

Logan: Look, the only option is for you to stay here until you're healthy enough. And then we'll hike back together.

Michael: Well, he's not broke, but William sank his money into revitalizing the company. I can't believe he never spoke to you about any of this.

Gloria: I'm sure he meant to. He didn't know he was gonna have a stroke. Where are you going?

Michael: To actual paying clients.

Gloria: Michael... what are we going to do about William's company?

Michael: Number one, neither of you are responsible for debt-ridden inheritance. Number two, I have to get ready for my meeting with Katherine. And I will call you later.

Gloria: Katherine. Now there's an idea.

Michael: I cringe at the thought.

Gloria: What if I get Katherine to buy his company?

Michael: Uh... you know, I know exactly how much you love your husband, but, um, this really isn't your problem.

Gloria: My problem? My problem? You better believe it is my problem. I wanna make everything better for William, Michael. I wanna nurse him back to health. I wanna save his company. I wanna prove to him that I do love him. I need to do this, Michael. I need to earn his forgiveness.

J.T.: So you'll never guess where we found it.

Victoria: Um... uh, in the garage freezer?

J.T.: Think hotter.

Victoria: Hotter?

J.T.: Yeah.

Victoria: In the oven?

J.T.: The guy owned a pizza joint.

Victoria: Ew! And he took it to work with him

J.T.: Yeah.

Victoria: That's... is that even sanitary?

J.T.: Eh, it's questionable.

Victoria: Can I please just get away from him for one minute?

J.T.: We really need to find a new restaurant.

Victoria: Is he coming over here?

J.T.: No. Looks like it's some sort of business lunch.

Victoria: I just want this to be over with. I never should've trusted Brad in the first place.

J.T.: Well, he's a great con artist. I'll give him that.

Victoria: He's lied about so much. Who knows what else there is.

J.T.: I'll figure it out.

Victoria: What do you mean?

J.T.: I'm gonna investigate him. And this time I'm not gonna stop until we know everything there is to know about Brad "My real name is George" Carlton.

David: I couldn't be more thrilled to know that my client has an in with this chapter's president of the junior league.

Kay: Well, I was rooting for Nikki. And I was very pleased to see that she is ahead in the polls.

Nikki: Only by six points. It's a tight race.

Kay: Well, it seems Jack's personal life-- the mess that it is-- has been very, very beneficial to you, young lady.

Nikki: Well, what can I say? I owe it all to Sharon and Phyllis.

Karen: That'll be next Wednesday. Right.

Sharon: You said that they were gone!

Karen: And that's Friday.

Phyllis: Nikki left 20 minutes ago.

Karen: Mm-hmm. Yes, the luncheon begins in 20 minutes and I'm leaving right now, so I'll see you then, okay?

Sharon: No, I see.

Phyllis: All right...

Sharon: Okay, no, you-- you stay here.

Phyllis: Why?

Sharon: Because somebody needs to stand and guard and tell me if somebody else shows up.

Phyllis: You should stay.

Sharon: No.

Phyllis: Okay, go, go, go. Hey.

Karen: I forgot my folder. I'd forget my head--

Phyllis: Ow! Oh, my gosh! I have a back spasm.

Karen: Are you all right?

Phyllis: Oh, I don't think so!

Karen: Okay.

Phyllis: Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!

Karen: Come on in here. Let me get you some ice or something.

Phyllis: Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh, just slowly. No, gingerly. Thank you, thank you! Oh, my gosh!

Karen: Okay, let's put some ice on that, okay?

Phyllis: Okay, good, I just- I'm gonna hold onto this. Thank you very much! Ow! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Ow!

Amber: Gloria and Michael saw the bag. I just--I had to get it out of there.

Daniel: Where'd you take it?

Amber: Home. But I'm not keeping it there for long.

Daniel: No worries. We're meeting tonight to bury it.

Amber: You better be there.

Daniel: Oh, come on, like I've let you down before?

Amber: Hey, so how'd it go at the registrar's office?

Daniel: Well, Lily's check hadn't gotten there yet, so I paid them the money and I told them to hold the check for me when it arrives.

Amber: Good. She'll never know.

Daniel: Yeah, I lucked out this time, huh?

(Cell phone ringing)

Daniel: Hang on. Hello? Yeah, this is he. Uh, no, I have never been to Maine. They have an airport there? No, I didn't make that charge either. I don't eat lobster. Okay, yeah, okay, thanks, bye.

Amber: What was all that about?

Daniel: Oh, these bastards got a hold of my credit card numbers and maxed 'em out.

Amber: Aw, that sucks.

Daniel: There's no way Lily's not gonna find out about this now. I gotta go tell her.

Cane: Yeah, thanks for calling me back. Hey, uh, you're the company that ran that time share contest back in January, right? No, no, it was January of this year. You're sure? You've never given tickets to Vegas away? And you're sure? Okay, all right. Well, thanks, Mate.

Kevin: You getting anywhere?

Paul: Oh, thanks, Kevin.

Sullivan: No. 'Cause the I.P. address that Jana used was a fake.

Paul: Yeah. I'll give her that, Jana has great computer skills, doesn't she?

Kevin: Yeah, glad I taught her everything.

Sullivan: Well, maybe we can use it to our advantage.

(Cell phone beeping)

Paul: Yeah, maybe.

Kevin: I'm getting another text from her?

Paul: From Jana? What's it say?

Kevin: "I miss you so much. I'm sorry. I can't come back. I love you."

Sullivan: Aw, well, what a sweet girl.

Paul: Why is she taunting you?

Kevin: I don't know. I don't care. I just wanna find her.

Sullivan: Well, Kevin, I've done all I can do with this.

Paul: Okay, listen, we've been through this before. It's gonna cost way too much to continue the investigation. I mean, unless you win the lotto or something.

Kevin: I have the money. Keep looking.

Nick: How long until you think I can make the hike?

Logan: I don't know. People heal at different rates.

Nick: Give me an educated guess.

Logan: Well, the longer you rest and stop trying to leave, the quicker it'll be.

Nick: So you had to go to school for that, huh? My wife must be so worried about me.

Logan: You have kids?

Nick: I have a boy and a girl.

Logan: That's sweet.

Nick: How about you? You have a family?

Logan: I used to.

Nick: What happened?

Logan: I don't wanna talk about it. You know, when we're back in the city and get your photo all over the media, I'm sure your wife and your 2.5 kids will come to claim you in a Volvo station wagon.

Nick: What if they think I'm dead? What... I need you to find a way to let them know I'm okay. Please.

Victoria: So when do you go on?

Nikki: Any minute now.

J.T.: Good luck, Mrs. Newman

Nikki: Thank you.

Man: Mrs. Newman, we're hearing rumors at "The Chronicle" about a divorce.

Victoria: I don't comment on my personal life.

Man: If you'll excuse me.

Nikki: Thanks for your discretion, Honey.

Victoria: That wasn't about you, Mother.

Brad: We'll set that up for next week. Thank you.

Man: Mr. Carlton?

Brad: Yes?

Man: Do you have a comment for "The Chronicle" about your divorce rumors. Your wife had no comment.

Brad: Interesting.

Man: Was it because of the affair with Sharon Abbott?

Brad: For many reasons, all of which you'll have to take up with my soon-to-be ex-wife. I don't comment on her affairs.

Phyllis: Oh, thank you. Here you go. It was just a back spasm.

Karen: No, no, no, no, no, you're not going anywhere. You gotta keep that right there

Phyllis: Um, don't worry about me. You have a luncheon to go to.

Karen: No, no, no. You know what? I know all about back spasms, because my father used to have them all the time. What you've gotta do is you've gotta follow up that ice pack with some moist heat.

Phyllis: You've done enough already.

Karen: Look, you've gotta get this done, so here you go. It'll just be a few minutes.

[Sharon watching the video tape]

Nikki: David... I wanna apologize for last night.

David: No apology necessary. You had every reason to be upset.

Sharon: Come on. Move!

David: I'm just happy that I was there.

Sharon: Move!

David: You don't happen to have the, uh, tax exemption draft handy?

Sharon: Come on, give me something to work with.

Nikki: I do. Oops!

David: Oh, I'll get it.

Nikki: Oh, no, I'll get it.

Sharon: Great, it just keeps getting worse. Oh, terrific! There's absolutely nothing here. There's nothing we can work with.

Nikki: You know, I think I better put some more water in these flowers.

David: It's amazing everything you've been through, everything you've overcome, and yet you're still so focused.

Nikki: Well, many years of being Nikki Newman has made me a survivor.

David: A survivor I admire greatly.

Nikki: Well, thank you.

David: I was wondering how many I'd have to hand out before you accept my compliments.

Nikki: You caught me.

David: It's okay. I don't mind giving them. Try this one out for size-- you're beautiful.

Nikki: Mmm, too cliché.

David: I'd say it's more classic. Just like you.

[They kiss]

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Ben: It's a mistake, Jack.

Jack: I am behind in the polls. I need to do something drastic.

Victoria: Please tell me you have something on Brad?

J.T.: You're not gonna like it.

Sharon: You knew about this?

Jack: You have my complete attention.

Sharon: Good, because you have some explaining to do.

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