Y&R Transcript Friday 6/15/07

Y&R Transcript Friday 6/15/07 -- Canada; Monday 6/18/07 -- U.S.A.


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Jack: I'll be paying for everything.

Ben: What do you mean a man can't be friends with his ex? That's ridiculous. Come on.

Jack: Have the bill sent to my accountant. Yeah, at the address I gave you, exactly.

Phyllis: How's Summer?

Sharon: Oh, she's fine. Noah and Fisher are watching her.

Phyllis: Really? She's gonna want a puppy when she gets home.

Sharon: Well, I'm sure Noah would love to come over there and visit, too.

Jack: We're all set then.

Ben: You know what? Maybe one day he'll write the book. Un--hey, would somebody tell me why people think you can't be friends with your ex? Don't answer that. I'm not speaking to mine.

Jack: Well, we're all set. Starting today, 24-hour nursing care for you and the baby.

Phyllis: Oh, listen, you don't have to do that.

Jack: I wanted to.

Phyllis: That's very generous of you.

Ben: Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, look, I have spent the past few days mopping up this mess. It isn't generous. It's imperative.

Phyllis: It's generous of you, too, Sharon.

Sharon: Oh, anything to make you feel more comfortable at home.

Jack: Has anyone seen my speech for the insurance association?

Ben: It's in the study. We--we've gotta punch it up, so I pulled some facts off the computer.

Jack: Okay, thanks.

Ben: Yeah. All right, ladies, listen up. Jack will not, cannot, is not to be involved in one more scandal, okay? He is above all suspicion. In fact, he doesn't even pick his own nose. You hear me?

Phyllis: Loud and clear.

Sharon: Mm-hmm.

Ben: Okay.

Brad: Thank you. Sorry, where were we? Uh, oh, oh. Uh, Victoria and I commingled very few assets. The house is mine. Most of the artwork is hers. We bought a few things together.

Man: Well, I recommend hiring a financial forensics investigator.

Brad: Really? Is that necessary?

Man: Yeah. He'll analyze the property, and if there are any hidden assets, he'll find them.

Brad: I don't know if it's worth it.

Man: You have made a considerable amount of money over the last year. And you may be entitled to some of your wife's stock in Newman... unless, of course, you're looking for a friendly divorce.

Brad: As a matter of fact, I was, uh, looking for a friendly divorce, but... well, that seems to be out the window. Let's go for it.

Man: I know just the right person who can help you.

Brad: You know, the Newman family never accepted our marriage, and the fact is, they always treated me like garbage. Now they've put me in the position of having to return the favor.

Neil: Forgive me for interrupting, Gentlemen. Uh, Mr. Carlton, can I get your signature on this, please?

J.T.: Decaf, nonfat, one-third packet of sweetener.

Victoria: Thank you.

J.T.: Hey, do you ever stop working?

Victoria: I am working backwards. You see, this was the day when I got pregnant.

J.T.: I remember that day.

Victoria: You do?

J.T.: Yeah. You were wearing that sexy little white outfit with the frilly stuff.

Victoria: The frilly stuff?

J.T.: Uh-huh.

Victoria: Oh, yeah. That day.

J.T.: (Chuckles) well, you know what that means, right?

Victoria: Yeah, but, I mean, we--we used protection. There's no way--

J.T.: Well, nothing's 100% effective.

Victoria: I am almost positive that Brad is the father.

J.T.: "Almost" being the key word.

Sharon: So what's wrong with changing my mind?

Phyllis: I thought you wanted to help your husband.

Sharon: I do. We are the reason why he's behind in the polls in the first place.

Phyllis: So what's the problem? Wait, what was it, that speech that Ben gave, "No scandals"? Is that what it was?

Sharon: We'll get caught.

Phyllis: We won't get caught.

Sharon: You know what? It doesn't matter to you, because you're in enough trouble as it is. But how is it gonna look if Jack's wife is caught planting a camera in his opponent's office?

Phyllis: Imagine how it will look when we catch Mrs. Newman and David Chow in flagro delecto, ha ha.

Sharon: That is a good payoff.

Phyllis: It is. If you're not gonna do it, I will.

Sharon: Oh, with your back?

Phyllis: You know, it's very odd, but I'm feeling better, seriously.

Sharon: You'll get caught by yourself.

Phyllis: So then we have to do it together. I'll be your lookout.

Sharon: How will I know if somebody's coming?

Phyllis: I'll make bird noises. I'll pull the fire alarm if I have to. I'll do something.

Sharon: Your back's gonna slow me down.

Phyllis: Sharon. Sharon. Listen... (Clears throat) okay, let--let me just, uh, let me just try to get up here, all right?

Sharon: No, no. Don't get up. Let me get the camera.

Phyllis: Here, here. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do—[Phyllis fakes a fall] ow! Ohh!

Sharon: Are you okay?

Phyllis: Ohh. Oh, my gosh, my back.

Sharon: Are--

Phyllis: My back.

Daniel: Okay. So option 1, we call 9-1-1.

Kevin: I wanted to do that from the start.

Amber: No, we can't do that now, not after lying to Cane about it. It's just not an option.

Kevin: Agreed, too sketchy. Plus if the cops find out there's a chunk of change missing--

Daniel: They're gonna start searching for that cash.

Amber: Bad idea.

Kevin: Uh, yeah, if we want to keep the money.

Daniel: Okay. So option two?

Kevin: We bury him in the woods.

Amber: What, me and a shovel? No, too much work. (Sniffles) what about, um, what about the lake?

Daniel: What about the basement furnace?

Amber: What?

Kevin: Jana told me about this guy that did that to his wife. The whole building could smell it.

Amber: Ew.

Daniel: Oh, yeah. Never mind.

Kevin: Okay, we need to be more clever about this. We--we can't have the body traced back to us.

Daniel: Okay, Genius, so what's your idea?

Kevin: How about we cut up the body into a bunch of pieces, yank the dental work, cut off his fingers, put him in trash cans throughout the city.

Daniel: I am so sorry I asked you that.

Kevin: Well, I don't hear either of you coming up with any better ideas.

Amber: Uh, I think that we should leave him someplace he'll be found.

Daniel: Yes. Okay, yes, I like this. Like where?

Amber: Like-- like a parking lot or--or--or a mall or something.

Kevin: Oh, with the security cameras recording us for posterity? Smooth.

Daniel: We could disguise ourselves.

Kevin: And the car?

Amber: Well, what about the hospital, hmm?

Kevin: There is an alley behind the emergency entrance, and there's no cameras there.

Daniel: I think I like the lake idea better.

Kevin: Well, great. Who's up for stealing a boat?

Amber: No, it's too risky.

Daniel: Wait a minute. This was your idea.

Amber: Well, I forgot about the boat!

Daniel: What were you gonna do, swim out in the middle of the lake with a dead body? And what about the hospital? You think no one's gonna see us dropping him off there?

Amber: Fine. You know what? Steal the boat! I don't care! I'm not doing it with you!

Kevin: Stop it, stop it, both of you! Whatever we end up doing here, we're doing it together, all right?

[Amber and Daniel call Cane and Lily]

Daniel: Hey, it's me.

Lily: Are you on your way?

Amber: Hey, Candy Cane. How did your meeting go?

Cane: Didn't have it yet. What time will you be here?

Daniel: I've got a work emergency. Can we meet later? It shouldn't take too long.

Lily: How much later?

Amber: Oh, I can't get there till later.

Cane: How much later?

Daniel: An hour or two? Uh, look, I'm gonna try and make this go as fast as I can.

Amber: Have to go into work. Claudia called in sick. Lauren asked me if I could fill in, close up the store.

Lily: Uh, well, I hope you're getting overtime for this.

Daniel: Yeah, next time I can take you someplace really fancy.

Lily: Yeah, okay. So, uh, should I just wait here, or--

Daniel: Do you mind?

Cane: No worries. I'll pick you up from the store.

Lily: Yeah, but if it gets too late, I'm just gonna head over to Indigo.

Amber: No, no, you're already there for your big meeting. Just get a beer and chill. I'll see you when I'm finished.

Daniel: I'll call you, find out where you are, okay? Bye.

Cane: You sure?

Amber: Oh, no. You know, last time you picked me up, I made the mistake of counting the cash wrong, you know? You distract me.

Cane: All right, Baby, I'll see you later.

Colleen: Hey.

Lily: Hi.

Colleen: Did your husband cancel?

Lily: Yes. He's working late, so we're gonna meet up later.

Colleen: Are you sure you want to?

Lily: I don't know. I mean, I miss him, you know? But I just--I keep going back and forth and... what do you think?

Colleen: Well, I think that if you really love the guy, and you believe him that he won't do it again, then yeah, you should talk to him.

Lily: He says he won’t.

Colleen: Well, just because someone says something doesn't make it true. But, um, I don't know. Do you believe him?

Lily: (Sighs) I want to.

Kevin: Did they buy it?

Daniel: Lily did.

Amber: We're meeting up later. What?

Daniel: I'm lying to my wife again. I promised her I wouldn’t.

Kevin: Dude, you don't have a choice.

Amber: This is an emergency. It's not like you're always gonna lie.

Daniel: Yeah, but if she finds out--

Amber: You know what? She will find out about your money problems first. This will solve it.

Kevin: Help me carry Garrett out of the bedroom. You, too, Blondie.

Neil: Did you sign and fax everything to Sacramento?

Brad: I said I would. What's happening with Granville Global?

Neil: Which department?

Brad: Graphene Sheets.

Neil: Unrolling the nanotube. Exciting stuff.

Brad: Could replace the silicon chip.

Neil: Well, if it does, we'll be ready.

Brad: Great. We're moving forward. Hey, uh, I haven't heard back from Bailey.

Neil: That's because Bailey got the green light a few days ago. Vicki and I are on top of it.

Brad: You and Vicki.

Neil: You're off the project.

Brad: Funny. I-I seem to be off all my wife's favorite projects.

Neil: Ex-wife.

Brad: I imagine that my ex-wife has pulled me off the Clear Springs project as well.

Neil: Matter of fact, we're meeting about Clear Springs this afternoon.

Brad: Well, then I guess I'm right.

Neil: Guess you are.

J.T.: Imagine if she were like you, she'd be bossy.

Victoria: You mean assertive.

J.T.: Impatient.

Victoria: Enthusiasm isn't impatience.

J.T.: Controlling.

Victoria: Why, because she knows what she wants?

J.T.: No.

Victoria: What's wrong with that?

J.T.: No, nothing. There's nothing wrong with that. I like a woman who knows what she wants and goes for it.

Victoria: Now if he were like you, he would be very nosy.

J.T.: Hey, I'm inquisitive. There's, uh... it's part of my job.

Victoria: And secretive.

J.T.: Everybody likes a little mystery.

Victoria: Conceited, arrogant, egotistical...

J.T.: Oh, hey, hey, hey. Wait. Is there something wrong with being self-assured and confident?

Victoria: Oh!

J.T.: Uh-huh.

Victoria: Oh, is that what you call it?

J.T.: I thought you said it was sexy.

Victoria: It is.

Jack: You shouldn't even let her off the sofa.

Sharon: What am I supposed to do, sit on her?

Jack: Hey, hey, don't-- don't move.

Phyllis: Hey.

Jack: Don't move. We'll help.

Phyllis: No, no, listen, that fall popped my back into place. I feel so much better.

Sharon: You do?

Jack: Hey, that's great.

Sharon: Yeah, isn't it?

Phyllis: It is. (Chuckles) hey, Sharon, um, can I take that drive with you? I could use some fresh air.

Jack: Wait, where are you off to?

Sharon: Right, uh, Noah left his social studies book at Phyllis’s place.

Ben: "We must not succumb to the perils of indifference." How's that sound?

Jack: Uh, sounds great.

Ben: You're up.

Phyllis: Yeah, I'm up and about, definitely. I feel so much better, Ben.

Jack: Well, you know what? I could take a break. I'll take Phyllis over there.

Sharon: No, no. You have so much to do.

Ben: Yeah, Jack, we have to finish this speech tonight.

Jack: Okay, uh... don't kill each other?

Sharon: Oh!

Phyllis: (Laughs) now that would be a scandal, right?

Sharon: Silly.

Phyllis: (Laughs) okay, thanks, Guys. Wow. Oh, it feels great!

J.T.: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm pretty good with babies.

Victoria: Really?

J.T.: Yeah.

Victoria: Huh.

J.T.: What, you don't believe me?

Victoria: Well, uh, when was the last time you changed a diaper?

J.T.: That would be when I was 1-1/2, and I took off my diaper and ran around my mother's bridge luncheon in the buff.

Victoria: (Chuckles) what is it with you and running around naked, anyway?

J.T.: I'm hoping to inspire other people.

Victoria: Oh, that's very interesting.

J.T.: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: So where did you get this baby experience?

J.T.: Um, I had a good friend whose, uh, husband died, and I tried to be a father figure for the baby.

Victoria: You tried?

J.T.: Yeah, I wasn't ready to be a parent. But... yeah. I also had a, uh, girlfriend who got pregnant, but she miscarried.

Victoria: I'm sorry.

J.T.: Yeah, me, too. I'm also sorry she didn't have the courage to tell me she was pregnant until after she miscarried.

Victoria: It wasn't Colleen?

J.T.: Colleen? No, no. But it made me realize how much I want to have a kid someday.

Victoria: I think you'd be a great dad.

J.T.: Oh, I know. I know I will be.

Jack: We are defiling our re--no, we are pollute-- "We are squandering our resources."

Ben: We'll be there by noon. Yeah.

Jack: It is time for us to take our state back, time for leadership to step up and address the challenges.

Ben: What? What, you're canceling?

Jack: We must not succumb to the perils of indifference.

Ben: What? Forget the speech. They canceled.

Jack: Why? What happened?

Ben: Well, between your purported mafia connection and the harem here at the house, "Moral values."

Jack: And I can't answer any of them?

Ben: Jack, they don't want to risk alienating their power base.

Jack: Oh, this has gone too far. I can’t... I need to go clear my head.

Ben: Where are you going?

Jack: I'm going to work.

Phyllis: Let's hope it's our lucky day and the office is empty. Now if you hear me screaming about my back, that's a code that someone's coming. Also when you put the camera down, make sure it has a great view of the room. Make sure it's on.

Sharon: Um, I'm not an idiot, okay, Phyllis? I'm the one that bought the camera and used it against you.

Brad: Hey, what are you doing here?

Sharon: I'm, uh, I'm just babysitting because Phyllis needed a ride over here.

Phyllis: That's true.

Sharon: Phyllis, why don't you just do what you have to do, and then I'll wait here for you?

Phyllis: Yeah, I'll go do that. Absolutely. I won't be long. No problem, no problem. Great. See you.

Brad: She's still living with you?

Sharon: Yes.

Brad: Am I gonna have to put you in a rubber room after this?

Sharon: You know, it's no big deal. I'm just--I'm doing it for Jack.

Brad: He doesn't deserve you.

Sharon: Well, you know, what man does? If it doesn't work out with him, I'm gonna run to a nunnery.

Brad: Mm. You know, the papers have been having a field day with the two of you. They've taken an internet poll. Turns out that you wouldn't believe how high the percentage is of people who sleep with their exes after the divorce.

Sharon: Oh, well, not that I believe any of that, but it-- still, it's good that Phyllis is moving out tomorrow.

Kevin: (Grunts)

Daniel: What's that thing about a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body?

Amber: Aah! Careful, careful! Don't hurt him, okay?

Kevin: In case you forgot, he's already dead!

Daniel: We don't want to mark up the body, get any cuts or bruises on him.

Kevin: Why do you care?

Daniel: Because crime labs can figure all that stuff out. If a body looks like it's been marked up after he died, they're gonna think that someone murdered him.

Amber: Yeah, I'm all about having the cops knockin' on my door.

Kevin: Chill out! Just chill out!

Daniel: All right, check his pockets. Make sure there's nothing on him that could identify him.

Kevin: All right.

Amber: His wallet. His wallet. I'll get it. Here. Here. I'll get that.

Daniel: You know, I saw this movie once where they figured out where a guy was from just by the clothes he was wearing.

Kevin: Would you get a grip? It was just a movie.

Amber: Well, just stop arguing, and let's do this!

Jana: Kevin? Are you there? Hello?

Daniel: Kevin, who's that?

Jana: If you're there, turn on your webcam. I want to see you.

Kevin: (Whispers) Jana?

Jana: Oh, God, it's so good to see you. Have you been working out? You look great.

Kevin: I'm alive... no thanks to you.

Amber: Is that Jana?

Daniel: Yeah, the psycho who tried to kill him.

Amber: Well, what--wait, what is--what he--

Daniel: Shh, shh.

Jana: Still hate me?

Kevin: More than ever.

Jana: I wish I could make you understand.

Kevin: That you would kill anyone, including me, for money. Yeah, I got it.

Jana: I didn't want to hurt you.

Kevin: (Scoffs) right. You showed so much compassion.

Jana: My father wanted to get his hands on that treasure so badly...

Kevin: Mm. Well, it's too bad that didn't work out.

Jana: (Sighs) I should have told him I wouldn't go along with his plan. I never realized how much I'd miss you.

Kevin: Well, that's what you get for trying to kill your boyfriend. Hey, does this bring back memories?

Amber: Ohh.

Jana: You are one twisted bloke. That's what I love about you. No one ever made me laugh as much as you did... ever.

Kevin: Well, you're the first woman who ever understood me.

Jana: That's because we're so alike.

Kevin: No. No, I never tried to kill a girlfriend.

Jana: You're alive. Tell me you don't miss me, too.

Kevin: Well, why are we even talking about this? We're never gonna be together.

Jana: Never's a long time.

Kevin: Well... not unless you come back to Genoa City.

Jana: What, so they can lock me up?

Kevin: I'm alive. Colleen is alive. I'm sure you could work out a deal.

Jana: Well, what about Carmen?

Kevin: There was no proof.

Jana: If I came back... would you forgive me?

Kevin: (Sighs) I've thought about this a lot. And I used to think, no way. But... Colleen forgave me. Anything is possible.

Daniel: (Mouths words)

Kevin: I miss all the crazy stuff we used to do together.

Jana: It should've turned out differently.

Kevin: Well, maybe it still can. I would go with you to the district attorney's office.

Jana: You'd do that?

Kevin: If it meant we could be together, I think I would.

Jana: You think?

Kevin: You've burned me before--metaphorically and not metaphorically.

Jana: Funny.

Kevin: I want to be with you, Jana. Because no one is as sick and twisted as you are.

Jana: Okay, let me think about it.

Kevin: Wait. Wait, wait.

Jana: I have to go.

Kevin: Wait, wait. How can I reach you? Jana!

(Taps keys)

Daniel: Kevin, are you insane? Why would you want to be with that psycho killer?

Kevin: To make her pay.

Sharon: So how are things going with you?

Brad: Oh, just peachy. The divorce has gone from amicable to acrimonious. I need to wear a flak jacket to walk around this building.

Sharon: Oh, gosh, that is the last thing that you need.

Brad: You want to get a cup of coffee?

Sharon: You know, I can’t. Um, Phyllis won't be that long. I'm waiting for her.

Brad: Oh, then I'll keep you company.

Sharon: So how did you two go from amicable to acrimonious?

Brad: Two letters--J.T.

Sharon: Oh, you think those two are--?

Brad: Sleeping together? Yeah, I... caught 'em.

Sharon: Hi, Neil.

Neil: Hi. Excuse me.

Sharon: Okay, yeah. Oh, oh! Ow! Oh, I think I twisted my ankle.

Brad: What?

Sharon: Ow!

Brad: Come here. Hey, don't put any weight on it.

Neil: Are you all right? Can you move it?

Sharon: Ohh. I don't know. I-I think so.

Neil: You know what? I need to handle this. Um, can you deal with that?

Brad: Oh, yeah. My pleasure.

Neil: Thanks.

Sharon: Ow. Ohh! Gosh, I really twisted it bad.

Brad: Let's get some ice.

Sharon: Okay.

Brad: Come on. Put your hand up. Come on.

Sharon: Okay. Ohh.

[Phyllis comes out of the room]

(Door closes)

Cane: Hey.

Colleen: Hey.

Cane: Um, I'm here to see Neil, Victoria and Adrian.

Colleen: Um, they're not here yet.

Cane: Yeah, I'm early.

Colleen: Do-- do you want a table?

Cane: Um... no. I'll wait at the bar.

Colleen: Okay.

Cane: All right. Um, tea, please-- milk, uh, two sugars.

Lily: No beer?

Cane: (Chuckles) uh, no. I have a, uh, business meeting. I need to stay on top of my game.

Lily: Yeah, especially with that wife of yours.

Cane: Lily, Amber's not to blame for your marital problems.

Lily: That's funny, 'cause we were doing fine until she came along.

Cane: Your husband is the one with the problem, okay?

Lily: You just don't have a clue, do you?

Cane: Yeah, I do. I see the way women look at my wife.

Lily: Yeah, exactly, and she took it a step too far when she sent my husband a naked picture.

Cane: And I'm telling you, Amber did not send a picture of herself to Daniel.

Lily: Okay. You tell yourself that. Uh, so where is this wonderful wife of yours?

Cane: She's working.

Lily: Not at Fenmore’s.

Cane: Yeah. Someone called and was sick, so she went and covered for them.

Lily: Really?

Cane: Mm-hmm.

Lily: Okay, let's just see about that, shall we?

Lily: Hey, Claudia. It's Lily. Hi. Um, are you sick? You're not? Oh, okay. I didn't think so. So you're closing up tonight then, right? Okay. I just wanted to make sure. All right, thanks. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

(Cell phone rings)

Daniel: You gonna get that?

Amber: No, it's Cane. Where are your car keys?

Kevin: Right here. When you get out of the elevator, make a left. It's the fifth car down. We'll meet you out back. Just honk twice and we'll come out the door.

Amber: Okay, okay. Wait, how are you getting him out of here?

Kevin: We are gonna prop him up between us, pretend he's drunk and just throw him in the backseat.

Daniel: I call shotgun.

Amber: Uh, I'm driving.

Kevin: No, no. My car, I'm driving.

Amber: Fine, but I'm squeezing up front.

Daniel: Are you kidding me? You really want to draw that much attention to us?

Amber: Deal with it.

Kevin: All right, Daniel, let's just do this.

Daniel: I am not sitting in the backseat with--

Kevin: Whatever. Let's just hurry up so we can get this over with.

Cane: So I'll be walking the site with Harvey with-- from the, uh, historical society next week.

Victoria: Harvey, I love Harvey. He's such a character.

Adrian: A walking, talking architectural encyclopedia.

Cane: Tell me about it. He kept me on the phone yesterday for half an hour telling me about Cornish rock houses.

Adrian: Do not get him started on neoclassical confections, 'cause...

Cane: Well, okay. You know, I'm looking forward to doing this. It's my first restoration.

Victoria: Are you sure you can handle it?

Cane: I'm positive. I got a great crew. They know what they're doing.

Adrian: Harvey will keep you in line, and I got you some light reading to get you started.

Victoria: Oh, there's Neil.

Colleen: Oh, excuse me. Um, hi, there's no election materials allowed in the dining room. It's policy. Thanks.

Neil: Excuse me. Hi.

Colleen: Hi.

Neil: Um, I'm gonna be right there. I'm gonna say a quick hi to Lily.

Korbel: Sure.

Neil: Hey, there she is, my beautiful girl.

Lily: Hi, Dad.

Neil: Hi, Sweetheart.

Lily: Hey.

Neil: So Daniel with you?

Lily: Um, no, he had to work late, so we're gonna meet up later.

Neil: Oh.

Daniel: Thanks for sticking me back here with the dead guy.

Amber: Oh, we owe you.

Kevin: It'll be over soon. Just make sure you hold him up when we turn a corner.

Daniel: How much money do you think is in that bag?

Kevin: We'll count it later. I don't want to think about it right now.

Amber: I can't believe he's dead. Wonder where all that money came from?

Kevin: We don't want to know. Can we go over the plan one more time? I pull up along the side of the building.

Amber: And I will get out and find a wheelchair.

Daniel: While she's doing that, I'll keep a lookout. When she gets back, I'll help you with the body.

Kevin: I don't think the wheelchair is a good idea.

Amber: Why?

Kevin: We want to make it look like he hurt his head, not sat down in a wheelchair.

Daniel: The cops are gonna know something funny is going on. Guy's got no I.D. on him, no one's reported him missing. So if she wants to put him in a wheelchair, put him in a chair.

Kevin: Ah! Ooh. Not good.

Amber and Daniel: What?!

Kevin: There's somebody following us, maybe a cop.

Sharon: I'm fine, really.

Brad: This will stop your ankle from swelling. You'll feel better.

Sharon: But it doesn't hurt.

Brad: You're gonna thank me in the morning.

Sharon: So, um, I'm really sorry to hear that your divorce is not going so hot.

Brad: To tell you the truth, I expected it.

Sharon: You really think that Victoria w-was sleeping with J.T. while you two were together?

Brad: I wouldn't put it past her.

Jack: Sharon, what are you doing here?

Sharon: Hey, Jack.

Jack: I thought you were headed to the tack house. Where's Phyllis?

Phyllis: Hey. How are you guys? Everyone, you know, Sharon was so sweet. I-I needed my notebook, because I've been lost without it, and she brought me here to get it.

Brad: Uh, if you'll excuse me? Uh, Sharon, nice catching up with you.

Sharon: Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: Ready to go?

Sharon: Yes.

Jack: How's your back?

Phyllis: Oh, it's good. It's feeling good, thanks.

Jack: I'll see you back at the house?

Sharon: Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: All right. Don't wait up for us. Levity.

Sharon: Okay, let's go.

Cane: So the plan's to start with the railroad depot.

Victoria: When do we get the official go-ahead?

Cane: I don't know. I was gonna ask you the same question.

Victoria: Uh, Neil?

Neil: Yeah, we've got red tape just to get through the red tape.

Cane: Well, can't we pull a permit for just one building?

Victoria: I hate to lose that depot.

Neil: Well, I'll tell you what, I'll look into it tomorrow then.

Victoria: All right. So moving on--the tiles.

Adrian: Yeah, there is a chance that the artist was a member of the tile club.

Victoria: Oh, really?

Cane: What's that?

Adrian: Uh, it's a group of notable artists, sculptors and painters. So as for the restoration, she is available if we can meet her price.

Victoria: Can we afford it?

Neil: I don't think so.

Victoria: Well, how are we supposed to restore the town if we don't have money for restoration?

Neil: All right, just hold on. Let me mess with the numbers. I'll see what I can do.

J.T.: Hey.

Cane: Hey.

Victoria: Hi.

J.T.: Am I interrupting?

Victoria: No, no. We were just finishing up, actually. Um, any more questions from anyone?

Cane: Mm, no, I'm done.

Victoria: Okay.

Neil: I'm good.

J.T.: Who's playing at Indigo tonight?

Neil: Guitar player, protégé of Buddy Guy’s.

J.T.: Yeah? You up for it?

Victoria: Sure, yeah.

Adrian: Maybe Colleen and I will stop by later.

Neil: Cool.

Victoria: Uh, only if you get me that information that you promised on the stone barns by tomorrow.

Adrian: What's my cutoff time?

J.T.: I'll take that.

Victoria: Thank you.

Lily: Man, what is up with those two?

Colleen: I don't know, and I don't care.

[Jack goes into Nikki’s office]

Jack: Well, Victor, you got what you wanted... denigrated my character, embarrassed my family. Shame you're not around to enjoy the fruits of your labor. Who knows? Maybe I deserve it. What made me think I could be a good senator?

[The ghost of John appears]

John: And what makes you think you won't?

Daniel: Dude, why did you pull over?

Amber: Seriously. We could have gotten busted by your little freak out.

Kevin: Did the cops follow us?

Amber: You know, all you had to do was act like nothing was wrong, and we would've been fine.

Kevin: Okay, now we're fine. Nobody followed us.

Daniel: Yeah, you know what? Swerving off the road like that at the last minute? Not cool. That doesn't look suspicious at all.

Kevin: Oh, right, because I dump dead bodies on the side of the road all the time.

Amber: Oh, we all do, or did you forget?

Daniel: Can we just get outta here before someone sees us? Oh, great. I do not need this right now.

Amber: What?

Daniel: Neil.

Amber: What?

Neil: Hey, Guys.

Daniel: Hey.

Amber: Hi, Mr. Winters.

Daniel: Hey, funny seeing you here.

Neil: Yeah, I had a meeting here. What's up with you?

Daniel: Well, I was...

Neil: My daughter said you were working late, Daniel.

Daniel: I was. I am.

Neil: Doesn't look like it to me. You mind telling me what's going on?

Daniel: Well, I just got off of work a little while ago.

Neil: I wasn't aware that you were working extra hours.

Daniel: Just this one time. You know, there's a malfunction in the mail room, Debbie asked if I could stay and help sort it all out.

Neil: Aren't you meeting up with Lily?

Daniel: Yeah, yeah. Later, at Indigo.

Neil: My daughter still thinks you're at work.

Daniel: I was just about to call her. You know, I hitched a ride with these guys, and Kev--he needed my help--

Amber: Yeah, and-- and my car broke down, and they-- they offered me a ride, so...

Neil: I just left your husband. Uh, why didn't you call him for help?

Amber: Um... well, because he has a big business meeting, and I-I didn't want to, you know, disturb him, so...

Neil: What's up with that guy in there?

Kevin: Uh, he, uh, that's a friend of mine. Uh, his girlfriend left him for another guy. He's really down in the dumps. He--he got blitzed and passed out.

Neil: Yeah? He doesn't look too good. You sure he's gonna be all right?

Kevin: Oh, no, no. He's fine, he's fine. He was mumbling earlier. He does that a lot.

Daniel: Yeah, Kev asked me if I'd help take him home, so I figured we'd just drop him off on our way over.

Neil: Yeah, okay. Uh, Daniel, Amber, you might want to let your significant others know what's going on. They're inside.

Daniel: Oh, real--oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Amber: Yeah. Uh-huh.

Neil: Unless you want me to tell Lily you'll be late.

Daniel: No, no, no, it's cool.

Amber: Um, yeah, I-I-- I'm actually--I'm gonna go, too. Um, thanks for the ride, Kev.

Daniel: Hey, Kev, um, yeah, can you take care of Tony by yourself? Is that cool?

Kevin: Sure thing.

Amber: Yeah.

Daniel: All right.

Kevin: Uh, no--no problem.

Amber: Yeah.

Daniel: Thanks, Dude.

Amber: Bye.

Daniel: Night, Neil.

Neil: Yep, night.

Amber: See you, Neil. Bye.

Neil: Bye.

Amber: Night.

Victoria: So on top of restoring these architectural gems, we're also gonna be receiving federal and state income tax credits for income producing historical buildings.

J.T.: (Sighs) boy, you eat, breathe and dream Clear Springs.

Victoria: Yeah, I do. Am I boring you?

J.T.: No, no. It just means I'm gonna have to work a little harder to, uh, get your mind on other things.

Victoria: Do those other things include clothing?

J.T.: (Whispers) optional.

Korbel: Now there's something you don't see every day.

Colleen: Who would want to see that every day?

Korbel: I think it's kinda cute.

Colleen: My ex following around my dad's ex?

Korbel: Mm-hmm.

Colleen: Yeah, that's pathetic.

Korbel: (Chuckles) ease up. You--you don't want to develop a complex.

Colleen: Why, are you thinking about leaving me for my next stepmother?

Korbel: Is anyone good lined up?

Colleen: You never know.

Korbel: You're very funny.

Colleen: (Laughs)

Lily: No, I-- I can't tonight. Yeah, come by the store, and we'll have lunch together. That's fine. Um, I-I have to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

Cane: Amber.

Lily: Uh, it's--it's late. How was work?

Daniel: It was busy.

Lily: Wait. Did--did you guys drive here together?

Daniel: Uh, yeah, but it's-- it's not what it looks like.

Lily: Then how does it look, Daniel?

Cane: Yeah, I would like to know as well.

Amber: Well, I was on my way here when my car broke down.

Lily: Come here.

Daniel: Huh?

Lily: Why are you with her after everything that happened?

Daniel: Because I was with Kevin. We were in his car. She was broken down on the side of the road. We couldn't just leave her there.

Lily: I don't see why not.

Daniel: Because my car was back at his place.

Lily: Okay, you know what? Whatever. I'll take you to get your car.

Cane: I thought you were working late, had to close up the store.

Amber: Oh, when I got there, Claudia said she was feeling better, and I could go home.

Cane: Well, how'd you end up with that guy?

Amber: Well, uh, Kevin-- he offered me a ride, and, um, I was on my way here to surprise you.

Cane: And they just happened to be driving by.

Amber: What a coincidence, huh?

Daniel: Are we still on for tonight?

Lily: I don't know.

Daniel: I am sorry. I know I should've called. I didn't realize it was gonna take this long. Come on. Please.

Lily: (Chuckles) you know I can't say no when you make that face.

Phyllis: I gotta be honest with you. Its good thinking. Very, very fast. Spraining your ankle, it was good.

Sharon: Well, Neil was about to walk in the room, so I had to think of something, uh, dramatic.

Phyllis: Don't say it.

Sharon: Say what, that I learned from the best?

Phyllis: I told you not to say it.

Sharon: You know, you did a really good job with Jack when he walked into the room and saw me there.

Phyllis: Yeah, he was off, don't you think?

Sharon: Yeah. I think this campaign stuff is really starting to get to him.

Phyllis: Yeah, well, that's gonna change. That's changing. That camera is set up and ready to go.

Sharon: So did you make sure it has a clear view of the room? Remember to turn it on?

Phyllis: Yeah, yeah. Am I that obnoxious?

Sharon: Oh, worse.

Phyllis: Well, you're gonna get rid of me soon.

Sharon: I hope all this was worth it. I hope we get some really good stuff to use against Nikki.

Phyllis: Oh, believe me, we are. She's going down.

Sharon: (Whispers) I can't wait.

Jack: Hell, I love a good fight, but this...

John: Not what you expected, huh?

Jack: I really thought I could make a difference. Health care, education, the environment... how do I get people to focus on things like that when all the press wants to focus on is my personal life? I hate what this is doing to Sharon. I hate what this is doing to our marriage. Maybe I'm just not cut out for politics.

John: What are you gonna do? You gonna quit, walk away?

Jack: Yeah, maybe. Stick to my strengths.

John: Well, that isn't how I've raised you. Jack, life isn't always easy. You know, the tougher the challenge, the greater the reward.

Jack: I really thought I could do some good for this state. Now I don't know. When I first started in this race, I told David Chow... nothing dirty. I'm gonna win this race by running fast, not by tripping somebody. He had no business putting that stuff of Nikki on the internet. I had to fire him. Now here I am doing things that I fired him for.

Jack: Maybe Phyllis was right. It's karma-- payback for tricking Katherine into selling me Jabot.

John: Jackie, you don't believe that, do you?

Jack: I don't know what I believe anymore.

John: Oh. Jack, what ever happened to that pocket watch I gave you?

Jack: I'm never without it. "I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul." Can I do it? Can I hang in there?

John: Oh, I know you can. And, son... you might even win.

Jack: Well, I'm not going down without a fight. A lot can happen between now and election day.

John: (Laughs)

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Cane: Amber wouldn't send naked pictures of herself to anyone.

Kay: You really sure?

David: You're a remarkable woman, Nikki.

Nikki: Now, David, please.

David: No.

Gloria: Please tell me you have good news about William’s inheritance.

Michael: Gloria.

Gloria: He's not bankrupt. He can’t be.

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