Y&R Transcript Tuesday 6/5/07

Y&R Transcript Tuesday 6/5/07 -- Canada; Wednesday 6/6/07 -- U.S.A.


Provided By Amanda & Eric
Proofread By Emma

Gloria: What do you think about a fireworks display? You know, end the whole reception with a bang?

Lauren: Uh, you don't think that's a little much?

Gloria: Movie stars do it all the time.

Lauren: Oh, well...

Gloria: And we can afford it. Thank you.

Lauren: Oh, thank you. All right, so what about entertainment?

Gloria: I would like Il Divo to perform.

Lauren: Il Divo?

Gloria: Mm-hmm.

Lauren: Don't you think they're on tour?

Gloria: Good. Perfect. Hey, if Katherine Chancellor could do it, so can I.

Lauren: Oh, I have no doubt.

Gloria: All right, here's one for you.

Lauren: Yeah?

Gloria: Horse and carriage? Too much?

Lauren: Uh, you know what? Why don't you go on the internet and get a family crest and then you can paint it on--

(Cell phone ringing)

Lauren: Oh! Sorry! Hello? Oh, hey, Phyllis!

Gloria: Go, go, go. Take your muffin.

Lauren: Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm right here. Talk to you later.

Gloria: Bye-bye. A family crest?

Gloria: This was apple crumb.

Evan: You got a problem with banana nut?

Gloria: I hate nuts. And also, your sleight of hand trick is getting very old, just like your presence here.

Evan: You mind if I join you?

Gloria: Why do you ask? You don't care.

Evan: You're right, I was just being polite.

Gloria: I have given you everything you've asked for. Why haven't you left town?

Evan: Is that any way to speak to a friend?

Gloria: First, we're not friends. Second, I'm tapped out.

Evan: This isn't about your money.

Brad: Thanks.

Colleen: I always know where to find you.

Brad: Ah, well, lately, anyway.

Colleen: What did you wanna see me about?

Brad: Victoria and I are getting a divorce.

Colleen: Well... I'm not surprised.

Brad: You're not?

Colleen: You cheated on her and then you were charged with perjury. I can see why she wanted out.

Brad: Ouch. Thanks for your honesty.

Colleen: There's nothing else you can do?

Brad: I've tried everything.

Colleen: Well, you know, don't beat yourself up, Dad. I mean, she slept with J.T. when you guys were practically engaged. So it's not like she's a saint.

Victoria: You want me to move in with you?

J.T.: Yeah, I thought it might be nice. You know, you could, uh, do the dishes, fold my laundry, that kind of thing. And don't worry about it, I can handle the cooking.

Victoria: You don't cook.

J.T.: Well, then you might wanna bring your chef hat, too.

Victoria: We're gonna have a problem.

J.T.: All right, well, spare me the problem and just say yes.

Karen: Look, either we respond to Jack's phone campaign now or we ignore it completely.

Nikki: I can't ignore the accusation that I support legalized prostitution.

David: I finished the release blaming Abbott.

Karen: If he denies it's from his campaign, he still has to condemn it publicly.

Nikki: Fine, fine. Let's fight fire with fire.

Karen: I have a webmaster in Bangalore standing by. He is a hacking genius, and proxy servers are hard to trace.

Nikki: Okay, what do we give him?

David: Well, I did make a video for an emergency like this. If you're willing.

Karen: How bad is it?

Nikki: How good is it?

David: Let's just say I can guarantee that it'll shift the focus from legalized prostitution.

Nikki: Okay, don't even tell me what it is. That way, I can honestly say I've never seen it.

Noah: Uh, do you want another pillow?

Phyllis: No, that's fine. Thanks for taking care of me.

Noah: Oh, Fisher loves Summer. And I think she likes him, too. I'm gonna go back up there, okay?

Jack: Thanks for all the help, Buddy.

Phyllis: Hey, Noah? You know what? Summer is awesomely lucky to have you for a big brother.

Noah: She's awesome, too.

Jack: Listen, I got a meeting with Ben in a few minutes.

Phyllis: Oh, listen, go ahead. Just go ahead. No problem. Um, I'm gonna call a private nurse.

Jack: You really think that's necessary?

Phyllis: Yeah.

Sharon: Nurse Sharon, reporting for duty.

Phyllis: Sharon...

Jack: Uh, Sweetheart, you don't have to do this.

Sharon: Okay, listen, everybody, chill out, okay? This is an emergency. And, Phyllis, I'm gonna take really good care of you while you're here. Jack and I will just take shifts.

Jack: You do not have any responsibility in looking after Phyllis. You have plenty of other things to do.

Sharon: Are you finished? Okay, because while I would not choose to have Phyllis in my house, she--she had an accident. And I can be adult about that. You know, I mean, if for no other reason than to model good behavior for Noah.

Jack: Do you know when you are so responsible and smart and adult, as well as being beautiful, you're incredibly sexy.

Sharon: Bye, Jack. Go to work.

Jack: How'd I get so lucky?

Sharon: You remember that.

Sharon: You need anything?

Phyllis: No, thanks, I'm all set.

Sharon: Well, if you do need something, then just yell out. I'm sure someone in the house will hear you.

Phyllis: Why are you being so nice to me?

Sharon: Oh, I'm not. I'm not being nice to you. I'm just... Phyllis, you had an accident. I'm just doing what anybody would do.

Phyllis: No, you're not. You're doing more than what nine of my ten friends would do for me and we're not friends.

Sharon: Well, you need new friends.

J.T.: I'll tell you what, I'll sweeten the deal.

Victoria: How?

J.T.: Well, I'll put up a dart board with Brad's face on it.

Victoria: Well, I'm not really much of a dart thrower. You'd have a lot of holes in your wall.

J.T.: I'll buy spackle, all right? Or if you want, I can, uh, I can program a video game that makes Brad the villain and you can blow him up or shoot him or whatever you wanna do.

Victoria: Don't you guys ever grow out of those video games?

J.T.: Hey, do not knock it until you've tried it.

Victoria: Right.

J.T.: I'm serious. I'm serious. It's a good stress relief. Or if you want, I can, uh, make a Brad Carlton voodoo doll. With as many enemies as he's got, we could probably franchise, make a million bucks.

Victoria: Oh, we'd make a fortune.

J.T.: Yep. What do you say? You wanna go get your stuff? You can put all your little girlie things in my bathroom, like the curling iron and the makeup and the perfume.

Victoria: I can't.

J.T.: All right, fine, put it in the other bathroom.

Victoria: No.

J.T.: It doesn't matter to me.

Victoria: No, I mean, I can't move in with you.

J.T.: Hey, you can do whatever you want. You're single.

Victoria: Technically, no, not yet.

J.T.: Do you really wanna move in with your parents?

Victoria: No. No. Listen, your offer is very tempting. But, um... I'm just not ready yet.

J.T.: Yet? Yet, meaning you might be? That's cool with me. I'm a patient man. No pressure.

Victoria: Good. Good, that's what I wanted to hear.

Gloria: Are you finished with my food?

Evan: You said you didn't want it.

Gloria: I don't want it. What I wanna know is why you're still here.

Evan: I was having drinks at the athletic club the other day and I met this beautiful woman. Turns out she's a widow. A rich widow.

Gloria: How do you sleep at night?

Evan: She's from Dayton. She's here visiting her daughter for her engagement party.

Gloria: And you're telling me this because?

Evan: Because we clicked.

Gloria: Oh, that's good. Now you can leave me alone.

Evan: Problem is, I told her I'm wealthy.

Gloria: Oh, then show her your boat.

Evan: Well, I was thinking of something more than that. Maybe she'll invite me to Ohio.

Gloria: That would be wonderful.

Evan: If I give her the goods.

Gloria: The goods?

Evan: Not the money. I was thinking jewelry. You know, a bracelet, necklace, earrings-- diamond earrings.

Gloria: Diamonds?!

Evan: Well, I can't give her cheap stuff. She'll think I'm after her money.

Gloria: Of course not.

Evan: You know, I helped you snag a guy with millions. You could give me something worth a couple of--

Gloria: Listen, I gave you everything I could get my hands on.

Evan: Oh, come on, Gloria, you've got some jewelry lying around somewhere!

Gloria: Yeah, that my late husband gave me and you ain't getting it.

Evan: Well, there's gotta be something you can part with. Think of it as a farewell present. And then... you'll never see me again.

Lauren: Anybody home?

Phyllis: Yeah, I'm here!

Lauren: Oh! Hey!

Phyllis: Hey!

Lauren: Did I wake you up?

Phyllis: Oh, no, I was awake.

Lauren: Oh, well, I brought you your favorite. Yeah!

Phyllis: Oh, my gosh!

Lauren: Are you in pain?

Phyllis: Only when I breathe.

Lauren: Really?

Phyllis: No, I'm just kidding. I'm just, I'll be fine.

Lauren: Oh, here, I'll get that for you, Sweetie.

Phyllis: Okay, thanks. I smell Vietnamese. That's what it is, right?

Lauren: Yes, you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Phyllis: Great.

Lauren: I was afraid you would, uh, not wanna eat Sharon's food.

Phyllis: Yes, she's being so nice to me I'm afraid what she's gonna do.

Lauren: Where is she now?

Phyllis: I don't know. She's somewhere around here. Don't worry about it. She can't hear us. Listen, when Jack's around, she's acting like Mother Teresa. My face--it hurts from smiling back at her.

Lauren: So what about when he's gone? Is she mean to you?

Phyllis: Well, she remains one notch below Mother Teresa, which is all the more creepy.

Lauren: Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: Like I'm not supposed to realize it's an act.

Lauren: I mean, of all times for the guest room to still be occupied, if you know what I mean.

Phyllis: Don't worry about it.

Lauren: Well, once the mother-in-law vacates, it's all there for you and Summer if you want it.

Phyllis: Thank you.

Lauren: I will throw in hunky cabana boys to move you in.

Phyllis: That'd be great.

Lauren: Oh, you know what I've been meaning to tell you? I have a meeting with Nikki tomorrow about the plan for Fenmore's in Clear Springs.

Phyllis: Better you than me.

Lauren: Well, I'm not so sure they're gonna be up for it anymore.

Phyllis: Of course not. That's too bad. Nick was a big fan of that.

Lauren: Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry. I... I shouldn't have brought it up.

Phyllis: Listen, don't worry about it. It's not like I'm not gonna think about him if someone doesn't bring him up.

Lauren: I know.

Phyllis: This is so weird. My life has... taken such a turn since he died. From Nick's arms to Sharon's surreal daycare.

Lauren: Ooh, hey!

Phyllis: Hey!

Sharon: Phyllis, did you-- did you call me?

Phyllis: Um, no, no, I was just, uh, telling Lauren how...

Sharon: Hi, Lauren.

Lauren: Hey! She feels so guilty inconveniencing you.

Phyllis: Right.

Lauren: That's what you were saying.

Phyllis: Right, of course. Right.

Sharon: Oh. Wow, well, it's really not that much of an inconvenience. You know, I'm sure Phyllis told you it was an accident. Um, and, you know, besides, this is a big house, so... um, you need anything, Phyllis?

Phyllis: No, I'm fine, thanks, Sharon.

Sharon: Okay.

Lauren: Bye.

Sharon: Bye.

Lauren: Nice to see you.

Phyllis: See? See?

Lauren: Yeah.

Phyllis: Is that creepy or is that creepy?

Lauren: Yeah, that-- that is creepy.

Phyllis: Yeah. And I'm just supposed to lie here and take it.

Jack: Absolutely, Reverend Stockton. No, if my opponent supports legalized prostitution, it's an outrage. And if she doesn't, well, she oughta say as much. Absolutely. I would be honored. Wednesday night ladies' guild. Very good. I'll be there 15 minutes early. Please give Mrs. Stockton my best. Thanks again. There you are.

Ben: Wednesday night ladies' guild?

Jack: It is a bigger deal than you think. We're lucky to have them in our camp.

Ben: Let's hope he's still there after this. Check this out. It just popped up on our web site, Jack. It's a video of you with Anthony Carboni.

Jack: The mafia guy? I've never met him in my life.

Ben: Yeah, well, it's very clever. It implies that you plan to build casinos in Clear Springs. And it implies that it will be run by organized crime.

Jack: Are you kidding me?! We could sue for this!

Ben: Look, we gotta find the hacker first and by the time we do that, if we do, the election will be over.

Jack: Okay, shut down my web site right away.

Ben: Done.

(Telephone ringing)

Sharon: Abbott residence.

Will: Mrs. Abbott?

Sharon: Yes?

Will: It's William Bardwell.

Sharon: Oh, um... what can I do for you?

Will: It's about Phyllis Newman's trial. I need to review the timeline of events with you.

Sharon: Sure. Um, when?

Will: Can you meet me in my office in half an hour?

Sharon: Well, I'm kind of watching the kids right now. Um, but you're welcome to come out to the house.

Will: Thanks, I'll see you soon.

Gloria: Hey, Sweetie, sorry I'm late.

Will: Oh, hi.

Gloria: So many things to take care of.

Will: That's okay. I can only stay a few minutes. I've got an appointment.

Gloria: Oh, no, we were going to go over all the plans for the reception.

Will: Well, we will. I promise. I trust your judgment.

Gloria: I know. Well, let me ask you about one little thing. William?

Will: Hmm? Sorry, I... I've got a lot on my mind here.

Gloria: Ah. Work?

Will: Yeah. I just found out your friend Mr. Owen is wanted for credit card fraud.

Gloria: Great. Well, shame on me for being so naive.

Will: I doubt if you're the only person that he's fooled.

Gloria: Well, at least he's out of our lives. For good.

Brad: Fix you a drink?

Victoria: No. No, thanks.

Brad: All right, well, let's get right to it then.

Victoria: All right. Well, um... we'll both keep our own assets.

Brad: Right.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Brad: No alimony involved. Anything else?

Victoria: No. No, I think we're done.

Brad: Have your lawyer contact mine and we'll get the papers signed.

Victoria: There is one thing.

Brad: Shoot.

Victoria: I think you have some business to amend.

Brad: What do you mean?

Victoria: I want you to resign from the Newman board of directors. My mother deserves that seat.

Nikki: Well, I think you should be outraged if somebody implies that you support something that you don't. I know I would be upset if it happened to me.

Jack: You can't even fake innocence. Your people hacked into my web site and planted this video!

Nikki: What? What is he talking about?

Karen: There's a report that Mr. Abbott and a Mr. Anthony Carboni plan to open a casino.

David: A number of casinos.

Karen: Yes. In Clear Springs.

Nikki: I hope that's not true.

Jack: It never was true. And you know it and so do these people. (Cell phone ringing)

Nikki: If I were involved in something like that-- which I'm not-- I would say I deserved it for that nasty phone campaign about legalizing prostitution. Or can you not take what you dish out?

Jack: I had nothing to do with any of that!

David: Well, just like we had nothing to do with your web site, Jack.

Jack: Listen, you son of a--

Karen: The "Chronicle" wants a statement from you, Nikki.

Nikki: No. No comment.

Jack: You know what? I'd like to make a comment!

David: We'll make a statement in about an hour.

Karen: It's not about the campaign! I'm sorry, Nikki. The divers found the wreckage of the Newman jet.

Nikki: Oh, no.

Jack: Hey...

Jack: Sharon, hey, it's me. Uh, give me a call when you get a chance. I need to talk to you about something. It's important.

Nikki: Victor, it's me. Again. I really need to talk to you. They found the plane. So, please... just call me when you get this, okay?

Jack: You calling Phyl-- your daughter-in-law?

Nikki: Phyllis is not my problem anymore.

Jack: She deserves to know.

Phyllis: Is that your cell phone or mine?

Sharon: Um, it's yours.

(Cell phone ringing)

Phyllis: Oh, can you grab me that, please?

Sharon: Uh, I don't think so. I mean, you need to rest.

Phyllis: It's not gonna kill me to take a phone call.

Sharon: Well, I think all this activity will. You know, I mean, it'll prevent you from healing fast.

Phyllis: What activity?

Sharon: You know, mental activity.

Phyllis: No, I don't-- I don't think so. Sharon... can you please answer it and tell me who it is?

Sharon: Oh, no, I would never do that. I would have to invade your privacy. You know, I think that I'll just-- I'll take this, too. I'm just gonna put it right over here. Because, you know, watching TV from an angle can really just wreck your back. You need anything else?

Phyllis: No, I'm fine. I need a new nurse.

(Cell phone ringing)

Brad: There is no way I'm giving up that board seat.

Victoria: What happened to you not fighting me on anything?

Brad: That was concerning the divorce settlement. You're making a business demand. And if I didn't know better, I'd say you were looking for a fight.

Victoria: Do you want it to come out that you bought those properties in Clear Springs?

Brad: I bought those properties for you. For your benefit.

Victoria: Oh. Well, thank you so much for the gesture. If you're even telling the truth.

Brad: What do you want from me?

Victoria: I want a compromise. You can keep your board seat, but sell those properties to NVP. At cost.

Jack: Yeah, just call me as soon as you get this message, all right?

Karen: There's nothing further.

Nikki: All right. Look, why don't we all just stop taking calls and get back to work?

David: Nikki, listen, um, why don't you let Karen and me deal with the calls, okay? You just take a break. Relax.

Ben: I propose that we jointly suspend our campaigns for a week.

Karen: I think that's fair.

Jack: That way, you and Victoria can take some time--

Nikki: You can suspend your campaign if you want, I'm not.

David: Nikki?

Nikki: I don't trust him.

Jack: She changes her mind, you let me know.

Nikki: She won't.

Nikki: Will you please not look at me with pity? Work is good for me. Work... lets me think of something other than the loss of my son. So let's work.

(Cell phone ringing)

Phyllis: Um...

(Doorbell rings)

Sharon: Oh, Mr. Bardwell!

Will: Yeah, I've got a few things to go over with you about Mrs. Newman's case?

Sharon: That's right. Okay, well, why don't we, um, talk outside, because I don't want Noah to hear us.

Sharon: I have those papers you need right here.

Phyllis: Making house calls now?

Will: Hello.

Phyllis: Hello. Sharon didn't tell you I was here?

Will: No.

Sharon: Phyllis fell down and hurt herself so bad the doctor said that she couldn't move. So now we have the pleasure of her company for the duration.

Will: And what a pleasure that must be. Thank you for this. We'll talk more.

Sharon: Mm-hmm.

Will: Ms. Newman.

Phyllis: Mr. Bardwell.

Phyllis: So you just gonna stand there, Florence Nightingale? Or are you gonna tell me what happened?

Sharon: We talked.

Phyllis: What'd you talk about?

Sharon: I can't discuss that with you. It's a legal matter.

Phyllis: Sharon, just tell me if it was good or bad.

Sharon: Don't you have enough to worry about right now?

Phyllis: That bad, huh?

Sharon: Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, it doesn't look promising.

Phyllis: For you or for me?

Sharon: Ha. Funny. Wow, you know, even with your back all out and this indictment pending, you still have a sense of humor. But you know what? Let's not, uh, let's not talk about legal stuff right now. I don't want you to end up having to take that whole bottle of painkillers.

Phyllis: You are so evil.

Sharon: You know what? I'm not even gonna argue with you.

Phyllis: Because you know I'm right.

Sharon: Oh, no, no. Because... you're really suffering. And... if you wanna use me as a punching bag to easy your unhappiness... then... punch away.

David: I think you should take Jack up on his offer.

Karen: It could help the campaign.

David: It would show the public that you're a courageous woman dealing with a terrible loss.

Karen: We're only talking a week or two.

Nikki: During which time Jack will plant more rumors about me.

Karen: I think he was being sincere.

Nikki: Oh, please. You don't know him as well as I do.

David: And what if Jack suspends his campaign unilaterally? That'll make us look insensitive.

Nikki: Then we press on through hardship. We are not suspending the campaign. I want to go ahead with it.

(Door opens)

Victoria: Sorry to interrupt. Um, I need to talk to my mom.

Nikki: I've been looking for you.

Victoria: I was putting my soon-to-be-ex-husband in his place. And I... I may have secured some assets for NVP. What's the matter? You're upset. What's wrong?

(Cell phone ringing)

Brad: Hello? Great, yeah, I'm on my way. Put Abby on, will ya? Hey, Sweetheart, how was the plane ride? Good. I can't wait to see you, Honey. All right, I'll meet you at baggage claim. Bye.

Colleen: Abby's coming home today.

J.T.: Really? Well, that's--that's great. I bet she missed her big sister.

Colleen: I'm concerned about her.

J.T.: Why?

Colleen: Oh, well, you know, I mean, to come home to hear about her father's latest divorce. She already went through that with him and Ashley.

J.T.: Was she, uh, was she close to Victoria?

Colleen: Well, they got closer as time went by. But right when Abby was leaving, she was just starting to get used to the idea of having Victoria as her stepmom. (Cell phone ringing)

Colleen: Hello?

Brad: Hey, Honey, it's Dad.

Colleen: Hey, what's up?

Brad: I'm on my way to the airport to get Abby. Would you mind coming over here to surprise her?

Colleen: I can't. I just started my shift.

Brad: Oh, uh, okay, no problem.

Colleen: How about I, uh, head over there as soon as I'm done here?

Brad: That'd be great. Thanks, Honey, I'll see you later.

Colleen: Bye, Dad. So I don't wanna accuse you of anything.

J.T.: Then don't.

Colleen: But I have to say that I know when relationships start falling apart, people turn to someone else.

J.T.: You know what? I know all about you and the professor, okay?

Colleen: Oh, this isn't about us. It's about you.

J.T.: What?

Colleen: Well, I would just hope that for Abby's sake, you would hold off on being that someone else for Victoria.

Gloria: What's wrong?

Evan: These diamonds real?

Gloria: Do I look like the cubic zirconia type?

Evan: I suppose not.

Gloria: Just take it and get out of here, please. Leave.

Lauren: Fen's finally asleep. Oh, well... didn't realize you had company.

Gloria: He's just leaving. Evan, so good to see you again. Next time you're in Genoa City, be sure to look us up.

Lauren: Leaving so soon? Pity.

Evan: My work's done.

Gloria: William, what brings you by?

Will: I'm here to place this man under arrest.

Evan: This man?

Will: After I found out about the warrant, I had the apartment put under surveillance, just in case Mr. Owen hadn't left town.

Man: Evan Owen, you're under arrest for credit card fraud. You have the right to remain silent.

Evan: All right, okay, whoa, whoa, skip the Miranda. I've heard the deal. Look, I got something to say.

Gloria: Please, we have a baby here. Could you just please take him?

Evan: Your wife paid me to stay here.

Gloria: William, don't listen to this guy! He's absolutely nuts!

Evan: She wanted to get you jealous so that you'd marry her.

Gloria: He's a liar. He showed up in town demanding money. He said if I didn't give him what he wanted, he was gonna make up horrible things about me, which he just did.

Evan: Oh, please. He saw us flirting. Tell him the truth. Tell him you planned the whole thing.

Gloria: I am not! You said you were gonna break us up if I didn't give you what you wanted!

Evan: Oh, bull! Gloria, you are-- she was manipulating me just like she's manipulating you right now.

Gloria: Are you gonna believe a wanted criminal over me, your wife?

Will: I have to go now. We'll talk later.

Evan: Gloria, I'm gonna need money for bail.

Gloria: He still wants money!

Evan: You owe me!

Gloria: Wait, William, please, I need to talk to you!

Will: Not now.

Evan: Gloria, you owe me!

Gloria: I just lost my husband.

Jack: Sharon? Phyllis?

Phyllis: Hey.

Jack: Oh, you are here.

Phyllis: Yeah. I just got through running a couple miles and doing my Pilates.

Jack: You didn't answer your cell phone.

Phyllis: Yeah, Sharon thought it was bad for my health.

Jack: Where's Noah?

Phyllis: Upstairs with Sharon and the baby. What's going on? I don't like that look on your face. What's happening?

Jack: I'm sorry.

Sharon: Jack, hi! You should see the kids. Noah's telling Summer these superhero stories. It's adorable.

Jack: Do me a favor? Come sit with me for a minute. Come on.

Jack: They found... some wreckage from the Newman jet.

Phyllis: Wow... are you sure it's the same jet?

Jack: They confirmed it a couple of hours ago.

Sharon: I, um... I haven't been online or watched the news. So what does this mean? Is there anything more?

Jack: That's all I know right now.

Phyllis: A little part of me still hoped...

Jack: I'm sorry. I wish there was something I could do.

Phyllis: (Sighs) I wish you could turn the clock back.

Gloria: That's the first time Evan's ever told the truth. Why does it have to be about me?

Lauren: Well, do you honestly believe you're the first woman to use another guy to make someone jealous?

Gloria: All right, just tell me what to do, Lauren.

Lauren: I don't think you have to do anything. Because as liars go, I thought you handled yourself pretty damn well. You're not gonna lose him, Gloria.

Gloria: Oh, yeah? Well, what if he does want out?

Lauren: He doesn't, okay? He loves you. You just got married.

Gloria: I know. And believe it, I wanna keep it that way.

(Cell phone ringing)

Gloria: Hello? Hi, Honey. Yeah, I'd love to meet you at the club. Okay, I'm leaving right now.

Lauren: What did he say?

Gloria: Nothing really. I don't know. I don't have a good feeling about this.

Lauren: Oh, stay strong. Don't get paranoid on me.

Gloria: Okay. Maybe he just wants to dump me. Maybe he wants to do it in public.

Phyllis: It was so stupid. It was stupid and silly for me to hope that he would still be alive.

Sharon: There's nothing wrong with hoping.

Phyllis: I have no interest in learning about the accident-- how it happened, the timing.

Sharon: I'm with you on that. Nick is gone. And that's what's important. And... that's what's so awful. Um, I'm gonna... put a pot of coffee on.

Jack: Hey...

David: Would you like some company?

Nikki: Oh. Sure.

David: Why don't you just let me buy you a soda?

Nikki: Oh, no, I have tea already, thanks.

David: Are you actually reading those papers? Or are you just pretending?

Nikki: What?

Nikki: I don't know why I'm shaking like that. I guess I had too much caffeine.

David: The material can wait, Nikki.

Nikki: It helps me.

David: Right. Deal with reality.

Nikki: Sort of. I just can't help... thinking about my son. That's all I think about.

(Knock on door)

J.T.: Hey.

Victoria: Hey.

J.T.: Come in.

Victoria: Thanks.

J.T.: I was just thinking about you. Wow, you're a mess.

Victoria: Great. Thanks for saying that.

J.T.: No, no, a good mess, not a bad mess. A mess that I would love to--

Victoria: Clean up?

Victoria: You wanna clean me up?

J.T.: Hey, hey, hey, you're... are you okay?

Victoria: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm... it's just Nick.

J.T.: I could make some tea. No guarantees on how it'll taste, but--

Victoria: No, I'm good. I don't want any tea. I'm fine. My mom just told me that they found some wreckage from the plane.

J.T.: Victoria, I'm really sorry.

Victoria: You know, I... I kept thinking that... you know, that this was all just some stupid mistake. Nick just--he loved jokes. He just, he loved 'em. I remember this one time when we were kids we were playing hide and go seek and... he hid in one of the storage closets out by the stables. I couldn't find him for an hour. So finally, I panicked, you know? I freaked out and I told my parents and... and they called the police. And the police couldn't find him either. Three hours later we found him, curled up with a book, waiting for me to find him. He had this big smile on his face. And he said, "What took you so long, Sis?"

J.T.: I bet your parents were relieved.

Victoria: Yeah, they were. You know, it's incredible... how you can... how you can remember those childhood memories so vividly. I mean, I remember that like it was yesterday. But it's not a joke. I mean... he's really gone.

Colleen: Surprise!

Brad: Hey!

Colleen: Hello!

Abby: You're so pretty!

Colleen: Not as pretty as you are. Look at you! You're so big! You're gonna be taller than me soon.

Abby: I brought presents from California.

Brad: That's why your suitcase was so heavy.

Abby: Where's Noah?

Colleen: He's with his mom. But he's really excited to see you. We'll call him tomorrow, okay?

Abby: Is Victoria home? 'Cause I got her something really neat.

Brad: Not right now, Sweetheart.

Abby: I'll put Vicki’s present by her bed.

Brad: You got off work?

Colleen: I just wanted it to be a surprise for both of you. I guess you didn't tell her about Vicki.

Brad: No. Not yet.

Colleen: Well, she'll figure it out soon enough.

Brad: Yeah. I'll tell her. Just not tonight.

Colleen: Okay.

Gloria: I'm just so glad you called, William, because after you hauled Evan away, I thought you'd be all tied up with the legal stuff to--

Will: Gloria? Gloria, slow down. You're talking a mile a minute.

Gloria: I know and I'm sorry. I was worried.

Will: About what?

Gloria: That you might believe the hateful things he was saying.

Will: Oh, come on. I'd hardly take the word of a con artist over my own wife.

Gloria: Thank you. I'm so glad I married you.

Will: You know what? I don't think it was just about the money with this guy. You're a natural flirt.

Gloria: I confess, it's true.

Will: Men are attracted to you. And he obviously thought there was more to the relationship.

Gloria: Oh, honey, I never meant that to happen. I swear.

Will: Your charm should come with a warning label.

Gloria: Oh, Mr. Bardwell... where is that waitress? We should be celebrating! Evan is out of our lives for good! And it's time we started ours-- together.

[Will calls the lab]

Will: Yeah, hello, you, um... you have the results on the DNA test yet? Thank you.

Gloria: I just ordered a bottle of their best bubbly. I hope that's okay.

Will: Sounds perfect.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Brad: You offering me a deal?

Will: Yeah, your last one.

David: Have you seen the news?

Nikki: Phyllis has moved in with Jack?

Phyllis: I don't know what you think you--

Sharon: No, I know what I heard, Phyllis, so don't you dare try to deny it!

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