Y&R Transcript Wednesday 5/30/07

Y&R Transcript Wednesday 5/30/07 -- Canada; Thursday 5/31/07 -- U.S.A.

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Victoria: Divorce? I don't know-- I don't know what to say.

Brad: I remember the way you used to look at me when we were first dating. I haven't seen that in months. I only see disappointment.

Victoria: I trusted you...

Brad: I know. And I can tell you a thousand times it'll never happen again. But if you don't believe me, it doesn't matter.

Victoria: I want to.

Brad: But can you?

Victoria: I don't know.

Cane: I told you it's not the end of the world, Love.

Amber: It's not fair. I won the challenge! And now they're kicking me off the show, pending investigation? I feel like I'm on trial.

Cane: I don't know, maybe it's all for ratings. And if that's the case, you'll be back on in no time.

Amber: And what if it's not? "Extreme Catwalk" was my big chance to make a name for myself.

Cane: What, I'm not enough?

Amber: I'm serious! You know, it's bad enough I lost my 15 minutes of fame. Now the whole world's gonna think I sent topless pictures of myself to a married man!

Cane: That'll get you fame, won't it?

Amber: Not the kind I want. I can't believe Lily would do this to me.

Cane: I think she had her reasons.

Amber: You believe me, don't you?

Cane: I told you I did.

Amber: What is your mom and grandma gonna think about all this?

Cane: I don't know. They'll probably think it's some misunderstanding.

Kay: I cannot believe this. I-I really cannot believe it. Two seconds after I buy Jabot back, I'm defending it once again!

Jill: I know. I know. Doing this reality show was a huge mistake.

Ji Min: All right, well, let's be honest now. "Extreme catwalk" is not the problem.

Kay: No, it is my grandson's wife. Sending X-rated pictures?

Ji Min: If she did it. Now there's no proof yet.

Jill: That doesn't make it any less damaging.

Gloria: At least Jill and I looked fabulous.

Jill: That's what you're worried about here? How you looked?

Gloria: Of course not. But isn't it good to know that we represented Jabot so beautifully?

Kay: Gloria, Dear, I do believe we have more important things to be concerned with.

Jill: Yeah, like how to keep my daughter-in-law's fight off national television.

Kevin: Hey.

Daniel: Mmm.

Kevin: Hey, you look like you just lost your best friend.

Daniel: I did. My wife.

Kevin: What?

Daniel: Lily kicked me out.

Michael: Before you fling yourself out of the window, I should remind you, you're still on the first floor.

Phyllis: Oh, great, just my luck.

Michael: Look, Brad's being charged with perjury could be to your benefit.

Phyllis: Michael, who are you-- the Brothers Grimm?

Michael: I don't follow you.

Phyllis: I know a fairy tale when I hear one. Brad's testimony is gonna put me in the orange jumpsuit.

Michael: Well, he took a big risk lying to the grand jury.

Phyllis: It's over for me.

Michael: Oh, good Lord. Not necessarily.

Jack: Look, the last thing I wanna do is pressure Noah into moving.

Sharon: You sure you can't move in here?

Jack: Ben just doesn't think that's a good idea.

Sharon: Well, Ben doesn't have a fourth grader who just lost his father. And Noah’s still having a really hard time with school. I'd like him to handle that first before we ask him to--

Noah: Who? Me?

Sharon: Yeah, we were just talking--

Jack: Listen, Buddy, your mom and I were wondering--

Noah: What?

Sharon: Um, hey, you remember I told you that... Jack has that terrific room for you at his house?

Noah: You want us to move?

Jack: You know, that big old house needs a kid in it.

Sharon: Families live together.

Noah: I told you before!

Sharon: Noah...

Noah: No! You lied to me! You said I didn't have to go! I'm not going anywhere!

Lily: My argument with Amber was caught on camera.

Colleen: Isn't that an invasion of your privacy?

Lily: Well, I guess not. Supposedly there was some stupid legal sign on set that explained it all.

Colleen: Oh, you know what? I think I saw that.

Lily: Thank you for the heads up.

Colleen: Are people really going to see this?

Lily: Yes, Colleen, on national television. Total humiliation, all thanks to my husband.

Kevin: No wonder Lily's mad. Who else saw the video?

Daniel: Uh, everyone who was at the taping. And soon, everyone who has a TV.

Colleen: So... she didn't admit she's the one in the photo?

Lily: Nope. She was a total picture of innocence. And that skank lied straight to my face, just like Daniel did.

Kevin: Yikes. What are you gonna do?

Daniel: I gotta go back to my place and get some clothes. Maybe if I plead with her, she'll listen.

Kevin: Mnh-mnh. Dude, Dude, no, that's not a good idea. Just, um... give her some time to chill.

Lily: I love this shirt. I remember I got it for Daniel when he took me to a Cubs game.

Colleen: Why do you have sand?

Lily: It's from the beach in California when Daniel and I ran away. He said it was the closest to beachfront property we'd ever get.

Lily: I remember when we took this picture. Daniel had just gotten the worst haircut of his life.

Colleen: Lily...

Lily: What?

Colleen: Stop it. It's only gonna make this worse.

Daniel: I messed up big time, Kevin. I mean, she is so humiliated because of me. I gotta make this right.

Kevin: I...

[Phone rings]

Lily: Hello?

Daniel: Hey, it's--it's me.

Lily: Daniel, I don't wanna talk to you.

Daniel: Can you just please listen to me for a minute?

Lily: Fine. What?

Daniel: Look, I need to come over to the place and get some stuff. Um, I thought maybe we could talk?

Lily: No, I don't wanna talk. You can come and get your stuff if you want. But don't expect me to be here.

Kevin: Just give her some time.

Daniel: How much? How much time?

Kevin: Enough. Until she calls you.

Daniel: That could be days. It could be weeks.

Kevin: That's cool. I've got room.

Daniel: Kev, do you-- do you wanna come over to my place and help me get my stuff?

Kevin: Yeah, sure. You could use a wingman.

Victoria: Thanks. Thank you. Sorry.

Brad: Work?

Victoria: My assistant. She couldn't find the Jameson file and I... I left it on top of the coffee maker, if you can believe.

Brad: You have a lot on your mind.

Victoria: I can't give you an answer right now.

Brad: Well, it wouldn't say much for our marriage if you could. Victoria, take all the time you need. Think about what you really want. I just want you to be happy.

Sharon: We didn't lie to you.

Jack: We were hoping maybe you'd change your mind.

Noah: No way.

Jack: You know, you could live in both homes for a while. Live in the big house with us, come here to visit--

Noah: No, I said no.

Sharon: Sweetie, you know... it's hard to move. It's hard for me, too. But... I'm married to Jack and I want us to all live together like a family.

Noah: You can go. But I'm staying here.

Jack: All by yourself? I mean, that's gonna get kind lonely.

Noah: I wouldn't be by myself for very long. Just until Dad gets back.

Sharon: Noah... your dad's plane crashed and there's no way he could've survived it. I wish that wasn't true, but--

Noah: But you don't know for sure.

Jack: We do, Noah, and I'm very sorry.

Noah: Grandma and Grandpa live really close by. And I have a phone. I can order pizza. And I promise to do all my homework.

Sharon: Noah, your father isn't coming back.

Noah: Yes, he is. And I can prove it!

(Telephone ringing)

J.T.: Hey.

Victoria: Hey, yourself.

J.T.: What's up?

Victoria: Uh... I was thinking-- I was thinking about your loft.

J.T.: Yeah, the mess, you mean? You know, you probably never walked on a floor that actually crunches.

Victoria: No, I don't mean that. What I meant was, it's the one place I have felt peace after Nick died.

J.T.: Yeah, well, you're welcome here anytime.

Victoria: Really? Well, how about now?

J.T.: Perfect. Come on over.

Michael: All right, okay... picture this-- Brad is on the stand. Suddenly he gets his memory back. He--he claims that you blackmailed him after all. I approach the stand. I pause for effect. The tension in the courtroom rises. Then, "Mr. Carlton, were you lying then or are you lying now? Because either way, we are certain, you are a liar." You see, his ability to tell the truth is at the heart of his testimony. I'm sure that we can introduce some of his past misdeeds that demonstrate his propensity for deception.

Phyllis: Do you know what's ironic about all of this?

Michael: Hmm?

Phyllis: I did this to help Nick. Now... that doesn't matter. He's gone.

(Cell phone ringing)

Michael: Oh, excuse me. Hello?

Kay: I need you to get over here to the club right away.

Michael: What's going on?

Kay: Well, we have a problem that could mean serious consequences for Jabot and I need you to squash it immediately.

Michael: Well, what is it?

Kay: I'll fill you in when you get over here.

Michael: Okay, I'm on my way.

Sharon: I can't make him move. I mean, he needs more time.

Jack: You know, if it was between winning the election and your son-- the kid would come first. I just can't help wondering in the big picture, if we would be helping him in moving.

Noah: I have something for you.

Jack: Yeah, what do you got there, Buddy?

Noah: Proof that my dad is still alive. I did some research on the internet. Like we learned in Miss Watson’s class. Lots of people have survived plane crashes. I mean, this one article here-- this girl, she landed in a river and she swam to shore. Nobody saw her for ten days. And she lived on nuts and berries.

Jack: Very impressive.

Noah: And Dad knows how to make a fire without matches. He taught me. And he knows which berries are poisonous and which ones are okay to eat because he was a boy scout. Right, Mom?

Sharon: Right.

Noah: And this book I read in school, "Hatchet," a boy my age was on a plane that crashed in Canada. He lived on his own for months! And Dad wasn't in Canada. He was just in Lake Michigan.

Jack: Noah, the coast guard searched and searched.

Noah: Well, they were looking in the wrong place, I bet. Or Dad could've been knocked out, and floated to shore.

Sharon: Noah... I know you wanna believe that your father's alive--

Jack: You know what? I think Noah makes some good points here. Maybe we oughta go on with the assumption that he's right-- that his dad is still alive.

Cane: Mom, I don't care what Lily says. She's wrong.

Jill: Darling, for your sake, I hope so, but I gotta tell you. There are so many gifted liars out there.

Cane: And trust me, my wife is not one of them.

Jill: How do you know that? You haven't known her very long.

Cane: Because I asked her if she sent the picture and she swore she didn’t. And I believe her.

Jill: Sweetie, that's because you wanna believe her.

Cane: Look, I know you're worried about Jabot.

Jill: I'm so worried about Jabot. We're gonna do everything in our power to not let that fight be aired.

Cane: What do you want me to do?

Jill: Well, for both our sakes, we gotta be certain.

Brad: Scotch, neat. Make it a double.

J.T.: So you, uh... want some food?

Victoria: Oh, no, no, I didn't really come for food.

J.T.: Is that right? Well, I could take that a lot of ways. How'd things go with Brad?

Victoria: I really don't wanna talk about it.

J.T.: Oh, that bad, huh?

Victoria: Okay, the rule is that if you want me to stay, neither one of us can say the "B" word.

J.T.: That's a rule I can live with. How about some music, huh? Yeah.

 Victoria: Oh... that song.

J.T.: Yeah, what about it?

Victoria: I taught my little brother to slow dance to that.

J.T.: Is that right? How old was he?

Victoria: He was about Noah’s age. He got invited to his first boy/girl party and he was not thrilled at all. You know, girls had cooties.

J.T.: Yeah, I don't think I ever hit that stage.

Victoria: So my father bribed him to go. Bought him a bike with all the bells and whistles and everything. It wasn't exactly politically correct parenting, but it worked. And I was recruited to teach him some dance steps.

J.T.: Oh, you were an expert at that age?

Victoria: Well, yeah, yeah, I had some pretty serious moves. I'd been taking dance classes since I was three-- tap, ballet, the works.

J.T.: I'm sure you did.

Victoria: The funny thing is that Nick was a natural. He didn't need any classes.

J.T.: Want some wine?

Victoria: Yeah, I'd love that.

J.T.: I've been saving the good stuff here for a special occasion. I'm not sure it's up to the Newman standards, but--

Victoria: Would you dance with me?

Cane: Look, I have to ask you something, and I don't want you being all defensive, okay?

Amber: Well, it's kinda hard when you put it that way.

Cane: If they were your breasts in that picture, I understand you wouldn't wanna tell me.

Amber: I thought you believed me. Did Jill say something to you?

Cane: No, no. I need to be sure.

Amber: Well, are you sure now? Ugh! You know, I am outgoing! It doesn't mean I'm an exhibitionist! You know, when was the last time I danced naked on tables, hmm?

Cane: You did tell me that you did a lot of wild things in the past.

Amber: Yeah, I was single then.

Cane: I just need to know that you're being honest with me.

Amber: Well, I was the first two times you asked me. If you don't believe me now, there's nothing I can say that's gonna convince you.

Cane: Okay. All right, all right, I'm an idiot. I'm sorry.

Amber: Are you sure?

Cane: Yeah.

Amber: How do I know you won't change your mind again?

Cane: Because I love you.

Amber: Sometimes I wanna throw you on the barbie, you know.

Gloria: Michael, you should've been there. Every word out of our mouths was pure gold.

Jill: Oh, Gloria, oh, for Pete’s sake! We didn't call Michael over here to talk about you!

Gloria: I am as concerned about Jabot as everybody else, but I know that Michael’s gonna fix this.

Kay: I want you to go to whatever lengths you have to make certain that program does not air the fight, Michael.

Michael: Okay. Did you sign a release?

Jill: Yes. Gloria and Amber and I did.

Michael: And according to that sign that just wafted by, just by entering these premises, you have waived your right not to be taped.

Kay: I know the law is on the side of "Extreme Catwalk." I know that. That's why I'm expecting you to get very, very creative, Michael.

Michael: All right, sometimes the only thing that people like this understand is aggressive.

J.T.: You're a lot tougher than you look.

Victoria: What is that supposed to mean?

J.T.: I just-- the way you handled your brother's death. I admire your strength.

Victoria: Well, you don't see me when I'm by myself.

J.T.: I mean it.

Victoria: I miss him, you know? I think about him a lot. If only he hadn't gone on that trip.

J.T.: Well, he didn't really have a choice. He was doing what your dad asked him to.

Victoria: He could've said no.

J.T.: To Victor? I don't know about that.

Victoria: Well, what if he made a different choice? Or what if I'd gone on the trip? Or what if I was still in Italy? I would still be in my apartment painting right now. My life would be completely different.

J.T.: Is that what you want? A different life?

Victoria: Yeah. Yeah, sometimes. One with a little less drama would be real nice.

J.T.: Well, there'd still be drama. You'd just be trading one set of problems for another.

Victoria: When did you get so smart?

J.T.: I have my moments.

Victoria: Well, I know one good choice that I made.

J.T.: What's that?

Victoria: Getting to know you.

Noah: I knew Dad was alive! Even Jack thinks so!

Sharon: I'm not sure it's such a good idea to encourage him.

Jack: He's a smart kid. All that internet research? You're also realistic, though, right, Bud?

Noah: Yeah.

Jack: That's a combination we can certainly live with, right, Mom?

Sharon: If you say so.

(Knock on door)

Phyllis: Nicholas! Nicholas, oh, my God! I thought--I... I-I thought you were dead.

Nick: I know. I know.

Phyllis: Is it you?

Nick: It's me.

Phyllis: Oh, my God!

Nick: Hey, don't worry.

Phyllis: I thought you were dead. Everybody said that you were dead.

Nick: I know, I know. Just tell me how our little girl's doing.

Phyllis: She's good. She misses her daddy.

Nick: I've missed you two so much.

Phyllis: I knew it! I knew you weren't dead! Everybody said, but I knew you were still alive! I could still feel it. Are you okay?

Nick: Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. Well... except for this.

[Nick opens his shirt and his stomach is all cut up]

Daniel: Hey, can you grab a couple sweatshirts and, uh, my brown jacket? They're in the closet.

Kevin: Hey, pack light, man. You're gonna be back.

Daniel: I hope.

Kevin: What's that?

Daniel: It's just a DVD I like.

Kevin: Oh. You tape all your favorite DVDs under there? Hmm... "Fishnet Fantasia"? I don't believe I've heard of this one.

Daniel: Yeah, it's one of those Sundance films.

Kevin: Oh, a Sundance film. Look, Daniel, I'm not an idiot. It's obvious that you're still watching porn. I don't get how you have time to watch these things.

Daniel: I do it after Lily goes to sleep or before she gets up in the morning.

Kevin: Oh. Well, that sure would explain the dark circles under your eyes.

Daniel: Look, Man, please, just... I get a hard enough time from my wife.

Kevin: Look, Daniel, I'm just saying, if it's messing up your life this badly, then...

Daniel: Yeah, it figures. Once I stop all of it, then I lose everything, right?

Kevin: So, um... that, uh, topless picture on your phone-- that--that was Amber, wasn't it?

Daniel: No. No, it wasn’t. Someone sent it to me as a joke and it could've been anyone. (Doorbell rings)

Daniel: Someone who likes to live dangerously.

Amber: I saw Lily's car parked at the Athletic Club. I just figured the coast was clear.

Kevin: Just promise you'll keep your shirt on.

Amber: Bite me.

Kevin: I'm sorry. That was insensitive. I apologize. I can be a real boob sometimes.

Daniel: Oh, Kevin, lay off.

Kevin: Oh, come on!

Amber: You're such a jerk!

Kevin: Come on! We mustn't lose our senses of humor here, people.

Amber: What's with the bag?

Daniel: I'm outta here.

Kevin: Yep, Lily gave him the heave ho.

Amber: All because of a stupid reality show? I wish I'd never heard of "Extreme Catwalk."

Daniel: I wish I never heard of phones with cameras.

Colleen: So do you feel any better?

Lily: Um, a little. I still hate him, though.

Colleen: Yeah, I don't-- I don't blame you. Um, why don't-- why don't you go? I'm gonna stay here. I'm gonna go get my paycheck.

Lily: Okay. Well, call me later, okay?

Colleen: Sure.

Lily: Okay, bye. Oh, and thank you.

Colleen: Anytime.

[Colleen leaves]

[Colleen phone rings]

Colleen: Hi.

Brad: Hey.

Colleen: You look kind of lonely. Do you want some company?

Brad: Uh... to tell you the truth, I think I'd rather be alone, Honey.

Colleen: You sure?

Brad: Positive.

Colleen: Okay, well, um... let's have dinner sometime.

Brad: Yeah, I'd like that, Sweetheart.

Colleen: I'll call you.

Brad: Okay.

Colleen: I love you.

Brad: I love you, too.

Colleen: Bye.

Jack: It looks great, champ.

Noah: Check it out, Mom.

Sharon: It's perfect.

(Cell phone ringing)

Jack: Who is it?

Sharon: Um... oh, I-I don't take blocked calls, you know.

Jack: All right! Time to go! Are you ready to go, Buddy?

Noah: Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, wait, no, one more thing!

Jack: Your dad's gonna love it.

[Noah tapes up a sign on the front door]

Noah: Okay, now I'm ready.

[Sharon shuts the door. The sign reads, “Dear Dad I’ll be over at Jacks house come and get me when you get home. Love, Noah.”]

Sharon: I can't believe I live here now.

Jack: Is that a good "I can't believe I live here"?

Sharon: Yeah. No, I think that this is gonna be good... for both of us.

Jack: I needed to hear that.

Sharon: So, um... where's the surprise?

Jack: In the kitchen. Mum's the word.

Sharon: Okay.

Noah: Um, who painted the superheroes in my room?

Jack: An art student from the university. You like it?

Noah: Yeah, it's awesome.

Jack: Gee, it feels like something's missing. I can't quite put my finger on it. You're here. Your mom's here. I'm here. Wait, I got an idea. I'll be right back.

Noah: Okay. Um, can I check out the basketball court later?

Sharon: Um, well, it's a school night. I don't know. Maybe tomorrow.

Noah: Okay.

Jack: This is what was missing.

Noah: Oh, my gosh! Who does it belong to?

Sharon: You!

Noah: Really?

Jack: There's the three of us and what's-his-name.

Noah: I get to name him?

Sharon: You sure do.

Noah: Hey, there, little guy.

Jack: Now this feels like home.

Noah: He's so cute.

Vanessa: It's moments like this that make great reality television.

Michael: Uh, Vanessa, is it? Uh, if you even think of airing this footage, I will file an emergency motion for a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction to forbid it.

Vanessa: You're certainly welcome to try.

Michael: Oh, I'll do more than try. I'll keep this tied up in court for so long that tape will... will ultimately be irrelevant.

Vanessa: You have to talk to our legal department.

Michael: I'm talking to you. Look... to take an extremely personal moment between two young women and exploit for cash-- that's pretty reprehensible, don't you think?

Vanessa: I'll discuss this with the network and I'll get back to you.

Michael: Oh, good, well, if you don't get back to me in a few hours, I'll take matters into my own hands.

Lily: What do I do, Mom? I need your help.

(Door opens)

Colleen: Hey, um... I thought we could have a slumber party?

J.T.: So do you really have to go?

Victoria: If I could spend every hour of every day here, I would.

J.T.: So do it. That's what I want.

Victoria: Thank you for letting me come over.

J.T.: You going to see the "B" word?

Victoria: I have to go take care of something.

Victoria: Hi.

Brad: Hey. I was just about to head home when you called.

Victoria: Thank you for waiting.

Brad: Drink?

Victoria: No. I... I thought a lot about what you said.

Brad: And?

Victoria: You know, you and I--we're a lot alike. We're both workaholics. We're both morning people. We'd bother rather watch old movies than go to parties. And I know you want kids as badly as I do.

Brad: Victoria... does this mean you wanna give us another--

Victoria: Please, just stop. I... you didn't let me finish. I care about you. And there's a piece of me that'll always love you, but... it's just not enough. It's not enough to get past everything that's happened. And I-I can't, because I don't trust you.

Brad: I know.

Victoria: I guess I'd always be afraid that something... horrible was gonna happen if we stayed together and I just... I can't live like that.

Brad: So this is it?

Victoria: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I can't do this anymore. I want a divorce.

Cane: Look at this motley crew.

Kevin: Yo. Pull up a chair.

Cane: You left this at the club.

Amber: Thank you.

Kevin: Wow, that's pretty, um, fancy.

Amber: It fits me.

Cane: All right, let's order. I'm buying.

Amber: Why are you in such a good mood?

Cane: I don't know. I'm just a naturally happy bloke, I guess.

Woman: It's you!

Amber: What?

Woman: On the "Extreme Catwalk" web site.

Amber: Are you kidding me?

[The woman turns her laptop around and shows them the clip of “Extreme Catwalk.”]

Lily: It came from your cell phone.

Amber: Not possible.

Lily: The picture was of you!

Amber: Shut up!

Lily: Why would you send my husband a naked picture of yourself?!

Amber: I-I never would do that! I wouldn't do that ever!

Lily: They're your breasts, Amber!

Amber: Oh, like you would know?!

Jill: It all went by so fast.

Kay: Well, I should've known I couldn't prevent this.

Michael: Well, it ends here if I have anything to do with it.

Ji Min: All right, what about Jabot? What happens to the company?

Jill: Damage control. By tomorrow hundreds of thousands of our customers will have seen that.

Kay: Dčja vu. Ji Min, I want you to issue a press release first thing in the morning, please.

Ji Min: I'm writing it already.

Michael: I need a copy before it goes out.

Ji Min: Of course.

Gloria: This is gonna be great for the show's ratings and our fame.

Jill: Gloria, what-- what the hell is wrong with you? Who cares about the stupid show? Jabot is facing a major P.R. disaster!

Phyllis: Don't-- don't worry. All that matters is that you're alive.

Nick: Well, I can't stay.

Phyllis: Why? You can't leave me alone. You can't leave me alone again.

Nick: I wish I didn't have to leave.

Phyllis: Then don't! Don't leave! I need you! Your daughter needs you.

Nick: Dru's family needed her, too.

Phyllis: What do you mean?

Nick: That's why I had to die. It's your punishment for causing Dru’s death. And it's something you're gonna have to live with for the rest of your life.

[Phyllis wakes up and looks around]

Sharon: Wow, poor Lily.

Jack: Yeah, I feel bad for Daniel. He's a great guy and... there's gotta be some kind of mistake.

Sharon: Well, maybe there's something I can do. I'll call her.

Jack: When I think how I almost went nuts last year trying to buy Jabot. If I'd succeeded, this would be my P.R. nightmare.

Noah: I have a great name. What about Spydog? He's a superhero!

Sharon: I like that!

Noah: Or... what about... Jack? That way every time I call him--

Sharon: I don't know. I don't know about that one.

Jack: And besides, I'm already potty trained.

Sharon: Jack... there are so many reasons why I shouldn't be happy right now, but I am.

Jack: I'm gonna keep it that way.

Noah: Um... well, what if just drop the "Spy" and name him "Dog?"

Jack: That'd be like naming you "Boy."

Noah: Okay, well, he has blonde hair. We could name him "The Blonde Avenger," and give you new superhero name, Mom.

Sharon: Oh, okay. Thanks! Thanks, a lot.

(Cell phone buzzing)

Sharon: Oh.

Sharon: A text message.

Brad's voice: Vicki wants divorce. Call me.

Jack: Anything interesting?

Sharon: Oh, um, it's just... the phone company with this month's damage.

(Cell phone buzzing)

Sharon: I got it the first time.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Evan: You're getting married. Now you gotta pay me that finder's fee.

Amber: Daniel was the first real friend I had out here. I can't just abandon him now.

Jack: Daniel got caught looking at porn on the company computer.

Lily: I feel like I don't even know you anymore!

Daniel: I am the same guy as always.

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