Y&R Transcript Tuesday 5/29/07

Y&R Transcript Tuesday 5/29/07 -- Canada; Wednesday 5/30/07 -- U.S.A.


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Jack: Brad's been charged with perjury? Is it Christmas already?

Ben: Not quite, Jack. The courts have dumped a lump of coal on your campaign.

Jack: Just when I want people to focus on my ideas.

Ben: Yeah, well, it's gonna look like you sold your company to get out of dealing with this mess.

Jack: Guilt by association. My favorite kind.

Ben: Yeah, well, not if it ruins your chances to win. We gotta put a spin on this thing and fast. The media's all over it.

Female news anchor: It's a case that has it all-- money, power and sex. We bring you the latest on top Newman Enterprises executive Brad Carlton, who's been charged with perjury. The defendant is married to executive in charge, Victoria Newman.

Victoria: Yes? Brad posted bail about an hour ago? All right, uh... thank you for letting me know. Bye.

Jack: I see bad news travels fast.

Phyllis: If Brad's down, I'm out. I'm going to be indicted for extortion.

Gloria: Hello, Katherine!

Kay: Gloria.

Jill: We're just waiting for the producers to get back from their "Five." That's "Coffee Break" in Hollywood-ese.

Gloria: I think the contestants and the judges are so talented, it's going to be "Extreme Catwalk's" highest rated episode ever.

Kay: Are the two of you still in character? It's very difficult to tell the difference. Hmm?

Jill: It seems to be very easy for me to slip into this persona when I'm so inspired by Gloria.

Ji Min: They're both stars, and when this show airs, we're gonna be the hottest topic on the network's message boards.

Kay: Well, as long as the fans buy the product. You know this is a tremendous opportunity to change our image. Now, um, I'm counting on you and Amber to, uh, make our company look good, hmm?

Cane: You gotta admit, it's kinda weird having my mum judge my wife.

Daniel: Yeah, well, I think that happens in every family.

Cane: Yeah, but not on telly, though. I'm a long way from the outback.

Daniel: Maybe you should've been the contestant's challenge. "Can you turn Crocodile Dundee into a city boy?"

Cane: Hey, Colleen, have you seen Amber?

Colleen: Oh, um, she's making an adjustment to her dress.

Cane: I mean, you gotta love her. She's so determined to win, huh? It's great.

Amber: I don't know what you're talking about. I did not send any nude photos to your husband.

Lily: Amber, just admit it!

Amber: I'm not gonna take blame for something I didn't do!

Lily: Oh, that's B.S. and you know it! I heard you! You were trying to cover a mole on your chest! The exact same one in the picture! That's not a coincidence!

Vanessa: Amber, you're up in ten.

Amber: Okay, be right there. Lots of people have moles. Get over it.

Lily: No, no, no, the picture was sent from your cell phone!

Amber: Yeah, you know, I sent Daniel a picture of Cane and me on our wedding day. That's it.

Lily: Oh, you know what? Whatever.

Amber: I thought we were friends. I cannot believe you would accuse me of something like this.

Lily: Do you actually think I believe you?

Amber: If you think I'm capable of something like that, you don't know me at all.  

Amber: Seven minutes until I dazzle you with my creation.

Jill: I cannot wait. And just remember, I'm supposed to be mean, but it's all an act.

Amber: Oh, I won't take it personally.

Jill: Good. Because, Honey, I couldn't be prouder of you if you were presenting your collection at New York's fashion week.

Amber: I will, someday.

Jill: I know you will.

Kay: Well, Cane, are you having any fun yet?

Cane: Are you kidding me? Girls in short skirts? No place I'd rather be.

Kay: You are only looking at your wife, right?

Cane: Oh, of course. Hottest lady up there. She'll steal the whole show.

Kay: Be honest, aren't you just a tad nervous for your wife?

Cane: Nah. With her design experience? She's a shoo-in.

Colleen: Excuse me. Sorry.

Lily: Man, she is such a liar! She swore the picture wasn't of her!

Colleen: Well, maybe it isn't, Lily. I mean, she knows you guys are married. Why would she do something so stupid?

Lily: You know, I should take a picture and compare.

Colleen: Yeah, well, just make sure you get her face this time.

Lily: You know what? Since she won't admit it, maybe Daniel will. Where is he anyway?

Colleen: He's on the deck with friends.

Korbel: Hey.

Colleen: Hey, I thought you were meeting with Victoria.

Korbel: I was on my way over there when I heard the news about your father.

Colleen: What news?

Korbel: He's been charged with perjury.

Phyllis: Well, it's official. I'm Brad's favorite person.

Jack: Well, you're not exactly mine right now.

Phyllis: I was kidding.

Jack: I wasn't.

Phyllis: Listen, Jack, I'm--I'm sorry. I know I've ruined people's lives. I know this.

Jack: Yeah, like mine. Did you even consider how it would make me look if you got caught blackmailing?

Phyllis: I had no idea that this would effect your campaign.

Jack: Okay, maybe you can help me out of it.

Phyllis: Sure, whatever, name it.

Jack: Work with us on developing a new media strategy.

Phyllis: You still want me to be a part of the campaign?

Jack: No one's better on the web than you.

Phyllis: Okay. All right, I'll do everything I can to--to make sure that everybody knows that you had nothing to do with this.

Jack: Thanks. Look, I know it's not easy wondering when they're gonna charge you.

Phyllis: No, it's not. But one way or the other, I'm gonna beat this. There's no way I'm going to prison.

Victoria: I just posted bail for my husband. I'll tell ya, I've had better days.

J.T.: Well, I bet I can improve your day, or at least make you laugh.

Victoria: That's not possible.

J.T.: You know what? I'm gonna consider that a challenge, so why don't you meet me at my place in an hour?

Victoria: Okay.

Brad: Hey.

Victoria: Well, that was-- that was fast.

Brad: Are we gonna talk about this? Or are you just gonna keep looking at me like that?

Victoria: You wanna talk? Fine. Fine, let's talk. Why don't we discuss how humiliated I feel.

Brad: I didn't want to drag you into this.

Victoria: Well, it's a little late for that now, don't you think? I'm just curious, when are you gonna start thinking about me first instead of your mistress?

Brad: She's not my mistress. Please believe me, Victoria. I never meant to hurt you.

Victoria: But you did. So what do I do now? Do I walk into court with you? Is that what you want? You want me to go in there with you and put a big, happy smile on my face that says, "Hi! Hi, everybody! I support my cheating husband."

Brad: Not if it makes you uncomfortable.

Victoria: What makes me uncomfortable is you-- humiliating me to the world. I don't know if I can stand by someone who's willing to do that.

Phyllis: I thought the D.A. was bluffing. Thanks for keeping your mouth shut. You could've buried me.

Brad: I'd like to bury you six feet under.

Sharon: I was with Brad when he was arrested.

Jack: Yeah, the charges maybe wipe that smirk off his face?

Sharon: You almost sound like you're happy about this.

Jack: I am not at all happy about this. Every article about his crimes is only gonna make me look more corrupt.

Sharon: Yeah, it isn't fair.

Jack: No, it isn't fair. I wish you two had gotten your stories straight.

Sharon: Oh, did you want me to lie for your campaign?

Jack: I wish you hadn't slept with a married man in the first place. And I really wish you hadn't kept it from me until after our wedding.

Sharon: Right, that way you could've just dumped me and spared yourself all the humility.

Jack: I'm not saying I regret marrying you.

Sharon: You just despise the things that I do. Well, that's much better.

Jack: Look, I realize you can't change the past.

Sharon: Okay, well, then stop asking.

J.T.: That much? Oh, come on, Man, you can't cut me some slack? Yeah, I understand everybody in Madison wants to go to the Killers concert. All right, all right, fine, um, I'll take two tickets, as long as you can guarantee me that we can go in through the artist's entrance. Because I don't wanna sit there with a bunch of teenage girls standing in line thinking that Brandon Flowers is singing all about them, all right? What, 100 extra dollars? Now you're killing me. Okay, I'll take two. Yeah, fourth row center is perfect, thank you.

Colleen: I can't believe this is happening.

Victoria: Your father knew this could happen. And his lawyers were prepared for something like this.

Colleen: Will they get him off?

Victoria: Yeah, they'll try.

Colleen: Wait, perjury is a felony, right?

Victoria: Listen to me, Brad has gotten himself out of trickier situations than this.

Colleen: No, this is different. The D.A. has proof.

Victoria: Well, proof doesn't necessarily mean that he's going to prison. I mean, he was the one being blackmailed in the first place.

Colleen: Victoria, he lied1 what if they turn this around on him?

Victoria: We both love your father very much. And right now he really needs our support. You think you can do that?

Colleen: I'm gonna go find him.

Korbel: Is she all right? Should I go after her?

Victoria: No, no, no, uh, she needs to-- to go be with Brad right now.

Korbel: Okay, well, then, uh, let's get to it.

Victoria: I'm sure you're gonna understand this, but I need to cancel our meeting.

Korbel: I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Here.

Victoria: Well, um, I'm not exactly, uh, in the frame of mind to discuss architecture right now.

Korbel: A wise man once said the best way to escape your husband's criminal charges is work.

Victoria: Let me guess, that wise man's name was Adrian.

Korbel: You've heard of him?

Woman: Stand by... we're rolling. At five... four... three... two...

Nigel: Welcome back. Well, our next contestant works in a boutique right here in Genoa City, but she dreams clothes see what our next contestant, Amber, has done with her little black dress.

Amber: My design is an update of the L.B.D. it's Audrey Hepburn meets Joan Jett. Kind of a post-modern party girl look. This dress definitely stands out in a crowd.

Nigel: Is Amber headed for the cover of "Vogue" or the clearance racks? Let's hear what our judges have to say.

Gloria: I love it! You have given a fresh, sexy spin to a wardrobe basic. In a word, Honey, it's glorious! (Applause)

Jill: You know, Amber, short and tight is very often perceived as stylish. Well, it's not my style. But it's yours. It's short, it's cute, it's trendy, it totally works. (Applause)

Nigel: Yeah, you know what? I think its one part Vivienne Westwood, two parts Anna Sui. I'm gonna agree with my judges here. I think it's the best we've seen so far.

Jill: All right!

Nigel: You should be proud. Yeah, you should be really proud. Jill rarely has anything good to say about anyone. And I'm kind of surprised, given your relationship.

Nigel: Now let's watch.

[Video showing]

Jill: Did you see that man who just left here?

Ji Min: Sure, Cane, from the nightclub, right?

Jill: Cane... Cane is my son.

Nigel: So this handsome young man is your son, isn't he?

Jill: Yes, that's right.

Nigel: Yeah, but isn't he married to our contestant Amber?

Jill: Yes, Nigel, but I wanna assure you and our whole audience that she's not getting any preferential treatment. I've been judging her by the same standards I've been judging everyone else by.

Gloria: Really? Nigel, forget about the competition. Jill has been reunited with her son. And that my friends... is glorious!

Nigel: Uh... but how glorious is Amber, really? Let's have a look.


Lily: That naked picture Cane supposedly sent came from your cell phone!

Amber: Not possible.

Lily: The picture was of you!

Amber: Shut up.

Lily: Why would you send my husband a naked picture of yourself?!

Lily: Just admit it!

Amber: I'm not taking blame for something I didn't do!

Lily: Oh, that is B.S. and you know it! I heard you! You were trying to cover a mole on your chest. The exact same one in the picture! That is not a coincidence!

Nigel: Uh-oh. Amber, looks like you've got some explaining to do.

Amber: I didn't do it. I swear.

Nigel: Ladies, would you like to reconsider your opinion of our contestant?

Jill: Oh... Amber, this contest isn't merely about the outfit. I mean... it's also about your potential for success and your character. Two qualities you may be lacking.

Amber: I did not send nude photos, and I wouldn't do that!

Gloria: Maybe--maybe-- just maybe, she was set up.

Amber: Yeah, the only photos I have ever sent Daniel in my life were of Cane and I-- my husband and I-- on our wedding day! And we were wearing clothes, okay?!

Nigel: This young lady seems quite certain in her conviction.

Amber: Okay, it's just-- this is--this whole thing is just--it's gotta be just a big misunderstanding! I am a really good wife!

Jill: Good wives don't send naked pictures of themselves to other men.

Amber: Please! Everyone, you--you have to believe me, okay? Lily--Lily should be furious. I would be just as upset if someone did something like that to me, but I didn't do this! I just--I didn't! I didn't do it!

Ben: Everybody's clear on the sale? Jack divested himself to focus on the needs of the state.

Sharon: Well, all the reporters and bloggers care about right now is Phyllis' indictment and her connection to Jack, so what's our talking point here?

Phyllis: Well, I haven't been indicted.

Sharon: Not yet.

Ben: A fish who won't rise to the bait doesn't get hooked. So however insulting a question, say, "No comment."

Phyllis: Okay, what about innocent until proven guilty?

Jack: Yeah.

Ben: That's a comment, which you cannot make, but you can.

Jack: And I will.

Sharon: Until she's convicted.

Phyllis: She is standing right here.

Ben: We'll cross that bridge later, all right? There's legal guilt and there's media guilt and you are guilty until proven innocent in the media.

Phyllis: Guilty. Right. Right. Exactly.

Sharon: And a home wrecker.

Phyllis: Okay, what do we do about all the questions regarding the candidate's wife who was, uh, busy having fun in New York while away from the candidate?

Ben: You say, "No comment." And I say, Sharon had the integrity to tell the truth at great personal cost.

Phyllis: Integrity? Interesting. Okay.

Sharon: Well, that has the merit of being the truth.

Jack: Don't you think they're gonna cut Phyllis some slack, given that she just lost her husband? I'm sorry to even bring that up.

Phyllis: That's okay.

Ben: I'm sorry to put it this way, Phyllis. They'll use words like "Grieving widow" in the headlines, after that, nasty, nasty.

Sharon: So it's a love triangle?

Phyllis: It's more than a triangle.

Ben: A love Rubik's cube by the time they're done with it.

Phyllis: Do you want me to resign?

Sharon: Yes.

Jack: No.

Ben: No comment!

Jack: Wait, you have some opinion, though?

Ben: Jack, my opinion depends on what you do. Drop Phyllis and, "A you're running from a scandal, or "B"--you won't tolerate bad behavior by your staff.

Sharon: Okay, I vote for "B."

Ben: You keep her on, and "A"--you're living a double standard, or "B"--you're standing by a longtime associate while supporting a full and open investigation into the allegations.

Jack: Okay, there I choose "B."

Ben: That's it then.

Colleen: You could go to prison.

Brad: Honey, I could be acquitted. Or sentenced to probation and community service. Just make sure you wave to me on the freeway when I'm picking up trash in my bright orange jumpsuit.

Colleen: No, Dad, this is serious. Scooter Libby was convicted of perjury. Now he's in big trouble.

Brad: Honey, this isn't a matter of national security. I'm sure I won't be prosecuted as harshly.

Colleen: You don't know that. You could be sentenced to several years in jail.

Brad: Well, look on the bright side, I won't be able to nose around in your personal life.

Colleen: Well, where's the fun in that? I want you around to disapprove of every decision I make.

Brad: Well, I intend to do that for many years to come.

Victoria: Thanks. So perjury is... the least of all crimes, right?

Korbel: Well, it's no embezzlement or mail fraud. Everybody lies. It's the "under oath" part that makes it illegal.

Victoria: How'd I do?

Korbel: I'd give you an a-minus. Next time I'd throw in a gesture.

Victoria: I'd say that's not too shabby for someone who's pretending not to be mortified.

Korbel: Well, it could be worse.

Victoria: Are you sure about that? The whole world thinks that my husband is a liar.

Korbel: Yeah, but at least everyone's alive to recount the story. When they found the body of the girl that committed suicide, tons of ugly articles were written about me.

Victoria: But you were the hero of that story.

Korbel: Yeah, after the investigation was over. But for a while, I was this mysterious witness and possible murderer/lover.

Victoria: Yikes. How did you deal?

Korbel: I moved.

Victoria: Well, that's not really an option for me.

Korbel: Well, you could move into these lovely Queen Anne's.

Victoria: Uh-huh. Well, only if you design me a moat so I can keep out unwanted visitors.

Korbel: Well, it's not historically accurate.

Victoria: Moment of crisis. I'd say that self-preservation trumps architectural variety.

Amber: Well, I came on this show to make a name for myself, but this is not the way I wanted to do it.

Vanessa: Talk to me about your thoughts on the video clip.

Amber: Well, I'm embarrassed. I was shocked that she accused me.

Vanessa: Would you say that this is the most humiliating day of your life?

Amber: Unh-unh. I wouldn't go that far, but, um, it's pretty up there.

Vanessa: If Lily were here now, what would you say to her? Would you tell her that you're sorry?

Amber: I feel terrible. But I can't apologize, because I didn't do anything wrong.

Vanessa: We've got all we need.

[Amber remembering]

Amber: I am granting you V.I.P. access to strangersbynight.

Daniel: Oh, really? Well, I'm already a member.

Amber: Yes, but this a special, exclusive section. A board where swingers meet.

Daniel: Uh, yeah, I'm not really into meeting people. That's just too weird.

Amber: No, not in person! Online only. I'd never do that.

Daniel: Then what's the point?

Amber: It just-- it's taking it to another level. You know, a place where you can talk about your fantasies.

Daniel: I have Lily for that.

Amber: Yes, but every husband has some thoughts he can't share with his wife, and this is just a safe place to explore them.

Daniel: Trust me, I'm doing plenty with the regular membership.

Amber: Oh, come on! This is my way of saying good-bye to the site. You know, ever since I started seeing Cane, I just stopped e-mailing guys.

Daniel: So, what, are you trying to live vicariously through me?

Amber: It's a way of saying thank you. You helped me land Cane by using the rules, and now I am showing you the rules of playing online.

Daniel: Well, I have liked what you've shown me so far.

Amber: All you have to do is prove you exist.

Daniel: Oh, see, we haven't gotten that far in my philosophy class yet.

Amber: Very funny. All you have to do is upload your photo on the web site and you are done.

Daniel: I don't wanna post my picture, you know that.

Amber: Oh, come on! No one is gonna see it!

Daniel: Are you sure?

Amber: Yes, I am positive.

Amber: Daniel, it's me. Call me as soon as you get this.

Lily: When you sent my husband porn, was Amber in on it? Are the two of you playing some sort of sick joke?

Cane: Are you serious? Why would you say that?

Lily: Let's see, because in the picture there was a mole on the breast and your wife has one in a similar spot.

Cane: Lily, its coincidence. I mean, a lot of people have that.

Lily: You can't tell me the thought hasn't crossed your mind.

Cane: Look... my wife would never do that, okay?

Daniel: You know, it's about enough that Lily knows about the picture, but now the whole country's gonna know. I mean, my professors, my mom.

Amber: It could be worse. You could be the owner of a breast in question and be grilled about it on national television.

Daniel: Yeah. I think I should've listened to you when you told me that Lily was getting suspicious.

Amber: No arguments here.

Daniel: What am I gonna do now?

Amber: Well, whatever you do, you cannot tell her the truth.

Daniel: Hey, listen, I would never admit that I had a naked picture of you. Because Lily-- she just wouldn't understand.

Amber: No, neither would Cane.

Daniel: Well, we gotta come up with a plan here. I mean, if you said you left your phone at the coffeehouse. I mean, anyone could've done it, right?

Amber: Mm-hmm. Yeah. You gotta tell me who that girl is! My reputation is on the line here!

Lily: Oh, of course the two of you are together. I should find the cameraman so everyone can see how humiliated I am!

Amber: Oh, I'm the one who is humiliated!

Daniel: Baby, we are trying to figure out what's going on here.

Amber: Couldn't you wait until we were in private to make your bogus accusations?!

Lily: I was an idiot for ever believing you!

Amber: Oh, don't go getting all self-righteous, okay? You are the one who started this by making a big scene! You know, thanks, Lily!

Daniel: Lily, I am so sorry.

Lily: Daniel, all I wanna know is if Amber sent you a picture of herself. Tell me the truth.

Daniel: The only picture that she ever sent me was one of her and Cane on their wedding day.

Lily: Then what about the mole on her breast?!

Daniel: What are you talking about?!

Lily: Amber has a mole on her breast. The girl in the picture had one, too.

Daniel: Lily, lots of people have moles.

Lily: Oh, you always have an answer for everything, don't you? I don't even know why I even bothered asking you!

Jack: I'd like to set up a meeting with all the state's leaders in health and education.

Phyllis: That's great. Pull the focus from Clear Springs.

Jack: No, don't-- please don't even say that. I am striking the words "Clear" and "Springs" from my vocabulary.

Phyllis: All right.

Ben: "Candidate addresses high school principals" or "Abbott endorses adultery." Which do you think makes a better headline?

Sharon: Gee, maybe we can arrange for Jack to rescue a bunch of orphans from a burning building.

Ben: If we could pull it off without stepping on the fire fighters toes.

Jack: Haven't you always toed the line? How about a county to county bus tour? Knocked on doors, shook the hands of every voter I could find.

Phyllis: You know what? That's great. People will meet him. They'll realize that he's senate material.

Ben: Or they'll question his close relationship with his ex-wife while the cameras are rolling.

Phyllis: Listen, I know it looks bad now, but, Jack, you're gonna win this election.

Jack: Wow, how about that? Something positive from a member of my staff.

Sharon: Are you kidding me? Phyllis is the reason why your campaign is in the dumps! Jack, of course she's your biggest cheerleader. She's the reason why you have all these problems.

Colleen: So after I graduate, you can tell me to get a job instead of a PhD.

Brad: Thank you. Or vice versa.

Colleen: You know, I'm saving up for my own apartment.

Brad: Terrible idea.

Colleen: Really? Huh. I think I need a new hobby. Skydiving sounds like a good idea.

Brad: Don't even think about it.

Colleen: Really? Well, how are you gonna stop me? You already cut me off.

Brad: And yet here you are making me coffee.

Colleen: I expect a big tip, by the way.

Brad: You really don't have to worry about me, you know?

Colleen: It's just... I mean, you're... you're my dad. And as infuriating as your attempts to control my life are, I... I know that you're only doing them because you care. Well, either that, or you're just trying to make me miserable.

Brad: Oh, no! You uncovered my master plan.

Colleen: See, I knew it! The whole time! Because that's the only way that you could have anything against Adrian.

Brad: There's that name again. How is Professor "Too old to date my daughter"?

Colleen: Couldn't be better.

Victoria: I want the houses to be affordable. I think that the people who-- who live there now should be able to buy them.

Korbel: Well, the main expense is gonna be modernizing the wiring and the plumbing.

Victoria: Is there any way around that?

Korbel: You know, we could offer a discount if they offer to help with the restoration.

Victoria: Yeah. Yeah, I like that.

Korbel: You know, I know we talked about restoring the buildings to their original state, but I've been looking at the blueprints.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Korbel: And, um, I actually think it's possible to install solar panels on some of the roofs, without ruining the integrity of the design.

Victoria: Oh, yeah! Yeah, you know what? That would be fantastic. That way we could help the environment and lower people's electric bills at the same time.

Korbel: And if we do it right, we could qualify for a substantial tax break.

Victoria: Talk about win-win.

Korbel: You know what? I've--I've been talking your ear off. Don't you have a subsidiary to sell off or something?

Victoria: No. Right now, there's no place I'd rather be.

J.T.: Is Victoria there? She left the office? Do you have any idea where she went? All right, thank you very much.

Daniel: So I told Lily it wasn't your picture and she walked out on me.

Amber: Did she believe you?

Daniel: I doubt it. I think I should probably just leave her alone for a little while.

Amber: Have you forgotten everything I taught you?

Daniel: I'm trying to.

Amber: Okay, if you leave her alone, it's an admission of guilt.

Daniel: Yeah, and if I keep getting in her face, it's just gonna make her angrier.

Amber: Okay, rule number 21--

Daniel: Amber, Amber, why don't we just cool it on the rules, because they're really-- they're not working here.

Amber: Okay, fine. Then just say it! This isn't Amber.

Daniel: This isn't Amber.

Amber: And then just keep repeating it over and over until you believe it yourself, okay?

Daniel: This isn't Amber. This isn't Amber. This isn't Amber.

Amber: Now go tell Lily. Okay?

Cane: Tell me the truth, Baby. Did you do it? You're quiet.

Amber: I'm not the girl in that picture.

Cane: How would you know? Have you see it?

Amber: I don't have to.

Cane: You've taken some photos of us I wouldn't want circulated. Everyone knows that you're camera happy.

Amber: Yeah, but only in our bedroom.

Cane: Sweetheart, people know you're not afraid to show your body off.

Amber: Only to you. Think about it. I wouldn't even get into bed with you until after we were married.

Cane: Yeah, you got me there.

Amber: I did not send those pictures to Daniel. I swear. Okay, I just, I wouldn't do something like that to you.

Cane: All right. All right, I believe you.

Amber: Well, I... I hope everyone else does.

Kay: This is exactly the kind of publicity we do not need. Now it was a mistake, letting her do this show. You know that.

Jill: You never said one word about feeling that way!

Kay: Why bother? You never listen!

Jill: Oh, for God's sake!

Ji Min: All right, I had publicity prepare statements for all contingencies.

Jill: How many are there? No matter what, my daughter-in-law looks like a tramp.

Gloria: You know, it is possible that she's telling the truth.

Jill: Well, for Cane's sake, I pray that she is. But I have learned the hard way that some people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Brad: Hey! Sharon?

Sharon: Hey.

Brad: Have you seen Victoria?

Sharon: Um, no, actually, I've been trying to avoid her and you, too.

Brad: Impossible.

Sharon: Maybe if we installed some kind of security device that beeped whenever we got within 20 feet of each other.

Brad: You really think that would work?

Sharon: Maybe if it had a shocking device.

Brad: Oh, what's the point? We'd never get in trouble anyway. My wife's never around. I still can't find Victoria.

Sharon: Well, I don't have that problem. I get to treat Phyllis like she's the next campaign guru, which makes me wanna hurl.

Brad: At least that's entertaining.

Sharon: I'm not laughing.

Brad: How many chances is he gonna give her?

Sharon: Oh, put it this way, if Phyllis does end up in prison, Jack will probably bust her out.

Brad: Well, maybe he can get me out, too. Odds are my wife will testify at my sentencing hearing-- for the prosecution.

Victoria: So I'll have my assistant set up a meeting with the construction team. What days are good for you?

Korbel: My schedule's flexible.

Victoria: That's good.

J.T.: Hey. Your assistant said you might be here.

Victoria: Oh, hi. Oh, I was supposed to meet you.

J.T.: Yeah.

Victoria: Oh, my gosh, well, we were discussing the development and I--I just-- I completely lost track of time.

Korbel: I should be going.

J.T.: Well, don't let me keep you.

Korbel: Always a pleasure, T.J., always.

J.T.: Yeah.

Victoria: See ya, Adrian.

Korbel: Bye.

Victoria: I'm so sorry.

J.T.: So... you still for hanging out? There's always a movie. Or, uh, we could... go to a concert. I think there might be a couple extra tickets left to the hottest show in Madison.

Victoria: Oh, you know, um, I'm really tired. You know, I just don't-- I don't feel like dealing with crowds right now, so... maybe we could just grab a bite here.

J.T.: Yeah, sure, whatever you want.

Phyllis: Jack, I'm sorry. I'm batting 1,000 with your campaign, aren't I? And your marriage.

Jack: You know what? I'm not gonna tell anyone else about you until the last vote is counted. I need you.

Phyllis: I feel the same way.

Ben: Opposite corners.

Jack: Yeah, we needed a referee a long time ago. What's up?

Ben: Well, an intrepid reporter figured out that you and Sharon are living in separate houses. She speculating it's because your marriage has already fallen apart.

Phyllis: One.

Sharon: My temper tantrum is over. I'm ready to roll up my sleeves and help, so what can I do?

Jack: You can pack your bags. I want you to move in with me today.

Victoria: There is no way-- no way I'm going bungee jumping.

J.T.: Oh, come on.

Victoria: No! No! I would scream like a baby.

J.T.: That is exactly why it'll be fun.

Victoria: No. It doesn't sound like fun.

J.T.: All right, then we'll come up with something else.

Victoria: Hmm? Like what?

J.T.: If you won't do that, there's plenty of activities.

Brad: I need a moment with you.

J.T.: I'll talk to you later.

Victoria: Okay.

Brad: I can't do this anymore.

Victoria: You're gonna have to be a little more specific.

Brad: Hurt you. Make you miserable. I know I've made mistakes and I'll probably make some more. It's been made painfully clear to me that I'm not perfect. But that doesn't change the fact that I want this marriage to work. But I can't do it alone. And no matter what I do, no matter how I reach out to you, I realize that you're not open to receiving it. I do love you, Victoria. And that's why I'm willing to let you go. Say the word, and I'll file for divorce.

Nigel: After tabulating the judges' scores we have a winner! Our "Extreme Catwalk" victory, beating out her competitors by ten points is... Amber!

Amber: Oh! Oh, no way! Thank you!

Nigel: Judges? Do you have any words of advice for Amber going into the next round?

Gloria: Amber, you've got what it takes to make it in the fashion world. Work hard and you are going all the way.

Jill: Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, unfortunately, I'm told that we have to invoke the morality clause.

Amber: The what?

Jill: Given the allegations made against you, we can no longer allow you to be a contestant.

Amber: You're kicking me off the show?

Jill: Yes. Until we find out what really happened. We plan to conduct a thorough investigation.

Lily: What are you doing here?

Daniel: I, uh, I wanted a chance to explain.

Lily: Yeah, so you said in all your voicemails.

Daniel: Search it. There's not any pictures of any girls in here.

Lily: Daniel, I don't care. You've had plenty of time to delete them.

Daniel: I didn't delete any pictures, Lily, I swear.

Lily: You know, I know in my gut that was a picture of Amber. I keep thinking about all those times I came in here and I found you guys in front of the computer. I can't believe how stupid I was! And now I know why!

Daniel: You're being paranoid.

Lily: Did you just look at her? Or were you sleeping with her, too?

Daniel: Lily, I have never cheated on you.

Lily: I don't believe you.

Daniel: What can I do to change your mind? What, you wanna throw my computer away? You want me to never leave your sight?

Lily: Daniel, it's too late. I don't trust you anymore.

Daniel: Lily, there has gotta be something I can do.

Lily: You know what? There is something you can do. You can leave. I want you out of this house.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Kevin: That, uh, topless picture on your phone-- that was Amber, wasn't it?

Jill: There are so many gifted liars out there.

Cane: Trust me, my wife is not one of them.

Noah: I knew Dad was alive. Even Jack thinks so.

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