Y&R Transcript Monday 4/30/07

Y&R Transcript Monday 4/30/07 -- Canada; Tuesday 5/1/07 -- USA


Provided By Eric
Proofread By Emma

Lauren: Yes, that's perfect! Thank you very much.

Michael: Got everything?

Lauren: Aha! Everything will be fabulous once the honeymoon suite is ready to go. Full set up, courtesy of us.

Michael: How many ice cream flavors did you get?

Lauren: The three that you mentioned and I added my favorite-- chocolate as sin.

Michael: Save any for us?

Lauren: This Phyllis and Nick's night, so focus. Help me here.

Michael: All right, how about the video.

Lauren: Mmm, check!

Michael: Games?

Lauren: Check, check.

Michael: Body paint?

Lauren: Yes, the edible ones, of course.

Michael: Oh, that sounds perfect. How about we take this honeymoon suite, huh?

Lauren: Its Phyllis and Nick's wedding night. Albeit, an unconventional one, but...

Michael: Well, adult fun the beholder.

Lauren: That's true. Not everybody goes the whipped cream route.

Michael: Oh...some big cans.

Lauren: Yeah. How many should I have the concierge put in the mini-fridge?

Michael: Two. Three! Three! Oh, maybe we could steal one. Oh, yes!

Lauren: Oh, Honey! (Telephone ringing)

Lauren: Oh, okay! Hello?

Phyllis: Hey. Hey, it's me.

Lauren: Hey, Phyllis, you sound upset.

Phyllis: Um... actually, not really. I'm worried. Um, I know I shouldn't be, but I can't help it.

Lauren: You know, Michael's here. I'm gonna put you on speaker.

Phyllis: Yeah, sure.

Michael: Hey, Bride, what's up?

Phyllis: Hey! Hey, uh... Nick, um... Nick didn't come home until real late last night.

Lauren: Uh, how late?

Phyllis: Uh... well, I finally went to sleep around 2:00--2:30, I think, and, uh, when I woke up this morning he was already gone.

Michael: Maybe he doesn't want you to see him. You know, its bad luck.

Phyllis: Michael, men don't think like that. That's--that's a girl thing. Besides, he saw me before the wedding in Los Alamos. I doubt he's come up with a new set of beliefs.

Michael: Well, it doesn't count. It was out of state.

Lauren: Maybe he was just doing some last minute things before the ceremony.

Phyllis: Yeah, or he's thinking of calling the whole thing off! We can't have a wedding without a groom.

Sharon: Wow! Noah, you look sharp. The girls are gonna be after you.

Noah: Ew.

Jack: That's what I always say when the girls are chasing me.

Noah: This suit is too hot.

Sharon: Well, you know what? You can take your jacket off at the reception when they're done with the pictures.

Jack: Hey, Sport, did I tell you I'm putting in a full basketball setup out back so we can shoot hoops?

Noah: Cool.

Jack: You know what else I'm doing?

Noah: What?

Jack: I am decorating a room upstairs. It's gonna be like superhero heaven.

Noah: Why?

Jack: Well, did you or did you not tell me Cosmic Man is your favorite character?

Noah: Well, yeah, but why would you do that to one of your rooms?

Jack: Well, I thought it might be fun for you.

Noah: No offense, but that's kinda weird.

Sharon: Why would you say that?

Noah: Well... it's like he wants us to live here or something.

Jack: I do. Very much.

Sharon: Now that Jack and I are married, it makes sense that we all live together and he as a lot of room here.

Noah: There's no stables. What about Skydancer?

Sharon: You can go to the ranch anytime you wanna go riding.

Jack: We can have all kinds of fun. We can shoot hoops together. We'll build models.

Sharon: Swim...

Noah: I already have a pool at Grandma and Grandpa's.

Sharon: And you can go there anytime.

Noah: What if Grandpa Victor needs me? He could have another seizure.

Sharon: Um, well, Victor's taking his medicine to feel better every day. He hasn't had a seizure in a long time.

Jack: Besides, he's got a lot of people out there to help him. He's got Nikki. He's got Miguel, his driver...

Noah: I don't care! I wanna feed Zapato and see the horses. I don't wanna move to Jack's!

Victor: Well, you keep working on it and next time with better results.

Nikki: No go, huh?

Victor: I promise you, I will find a way to get that video of you stripping off the damn internet.

Nikki: Why bother? It's probably been posted to a hundred sites.

Victor: I will not stand by and do nothing, all right? David Chow is not gonna make a mockery of my wife!

Nikki: Victor, I appreciate your concern. But once something has been downloaded into somebody's hard drive, it's impossible to keep control. It's pointless for me to be upset about it. I can't do anything.

Victor: To hell with this damn internet. You're awfully cavalier about this.

Nikki: What's my alternative? Getting upset isn't gonna change anything. In fact, I could use it to my advantage. I could challenge him to a strip-off instead of a debate.

Victor: Don't be ridiculous, all right? (Knock on door)

Victor: What are you doing here?

David: Good morning to you, too, Victor. Nikki.

Nikki: Hey, David.

Victor: I asked you, what are you doing here? If you don't get out, I'll have security lead you out.

Nikki: Victor, Victor, please don't do this. I invited him here.

Victor: You invited this man for what?

Nikki: Strategy session. David is my new campaign consultant.

Victor: You hired him? The man who publicly embarrassed you?

Nikki: Who better to repair the damage than the person who caused it?

David: You wanted me on board 'cause I know how to win. Nikki understands that. Yes, posting that footage was a bit aggressive, I admit. But it was also warranted.

Victor: The hell it was.

Nikki: I agree with David. I may not have cared for his approach, but I admire his resourcefulness.

Victor: This man cannot be trusted. He has proven that. You'd do best to fire him.

Nikki: And lose to Jack? I don't think so.

Victor: You think about this.

Nikki: Victor, thank you for your gallantry, but this is my campaign. And I will make the staffing decisions.

Noah: I'm not staying here! You can't make me leave my house!

Sharon: Well, we'll talk about this when you two get back from the wedding.

Noah: You're not going?

Sharon: Honey, no. We talked about this. This is a special day for Nick and Phyllis.

Noah: If you're not going, then I'm not either.

Jack: I guess today wasn't the right day to bring up the move.

Sharon: Well, we had to tell him sometime.

Jack: We overloaded him. He's already dealing with enough changes.

Sharon: I just wish the therapy would help a little more.

Jack: Oh, you know what? He's a bright kid. He's gonna come around in his own good time.

Sharon: I know. I just wish there were more I could do.

Jack: Are you kidding me? You're a terrific mom. You've done everything you could possibly do. The trouble is, we are supposed to be at the church in half an hour.

Sharon: Well, as much as I don't wanna go to this wedding, I think, for now, it's the easiest solution. Unless you have a better idea?

Jack: Not really.

Sharon: Okay. Nick's not answering his cell phone, so I'll just run over to the tack house and invite myself. Wish me luck.

Jack: Okay. You know, wait--I'll go.

Sharon: No, no, no, Jack, don't do that. You know what? Stay here with Noah. Besides, I have to face Bridezilla sometime.

Michael: So he turned his turned his phone off. So what? He's probably at work and doesn't wanna be distracted.

Phyllis: Oh, he's not. Nobody's seen him. I called work.

Michael: Then he's at a meeting outside the building. He's at a long lunch.

Phyllis: No, he's not! No, he's not!

Michael: He's at a million things.

Phyllis: Stop it! This is over obviously! He's gone. End of story.

Michael: You know what this is called? This is called catastrophizing.

Phyllis: You know what I did! It is a catastrophe!

Michael: No, I wouldn't go that far, because you told Nick the truth! And that was the right thing to do!

Phyllis: Well, that was stupid! I should've kept it a secret. Look at--

Michael: Oh, you know, it never works. It always finds a way to come back to haunt you.

Phyllis: I should've taken my chances.

Michael: Well, you wouldn't have gotten very far with Victoria knowing. Nick is the first person she would've run to.

Phyllis: That's true.

Michael: Uh-huh.

Phyllis: I'll keep telling myself that. That's good.

Michael: Right. What you did was not so unforgivable. We both know that I have done much worse.

Phyllis: That's debatable.

Michael: You're talking to a man who burrowed into a woman's apartment with every intention of committing multiple felonious acts. That woman had to--

Phyllis: Got you reinstated back into the bar! And she's your law partner now. None of this is helping me. The only thing that helps me right now is knowing, will he forgive me? Can he forgive me?

Michael: Well, technically, you were not the first person to sin. Brad and Sharon were the ones who were sneaking off, having an affair--

Phyllis: I know, I know. But I didn't tell my husband that information. I didn't think of him. I used that information to my advantage.

Michael: Okay, fine, that's pretty bad.

Phyllis: Well, now this is not helping me! This is not helping me at all. Thank you for the pep talk.

Michael: What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say? How many times do I have to say it? You did the right thing. If Nick had found out about this a year from now, your marriage would be over.

Phyllis: It could be over now.

Daniel: "Nick and Mom are perfect for each other. No matter what's going on, they always find a way to make each other laugh."

Lily: Well, you have to. Because if you don't, you might not live to tell about it. That was a joke.

Daniel: Yeah. You've been joking all morning. You still blame my mom for what happened to your mom, don't you?

Lily: Don't worry, Sweetie, I promise to smile when I tell Phyllis how happy I am for her.

Daniel: You know, you don't have to go. I can tell 'em you have the flu.

Lily: Well, it would look pretty bad if I didn't show up.

Daniel: Not half as bad as being there and obviously hating every minute of it. Look, the last thing that I want is for you to be miserable. So if you want, just stay home. It'll be better for everyone.

Victor: Obviously all that talk about respecting each other meant nothing. I make sure that David Chow can no longer hurt you. What do you do? You go behind my back and hire him.

Nikki: What are you talking about-- "Behind your back?" I invited him here. I'm not hiding anything.

Victor: It's a bad decision and you know it.

Nikki: Victor, you're just angry because you think I'm defying you.

Victor: I'm angry because it's a foolish decision you made!

Nikki: You are confusing love with control. You have done that all the years I've known you.

Victor: And you are confusing stubbornness with independence.

Nikki: What can I say? I learned from the best.

Victor: Son, what are you doing here?

Nick: Uh, I guess I'm drowning my sorrows.

Victor: What do you mean, drowning your sorrows? That doesn't sound like the man who's gonna marry the woman of his dreams in a few hours.

Nick: I'm just trying to figure out how to make things... work this time--for good.

Victor: Aha. I don't mean to be cynical, but if you want that, then you may as well buy a dog, you know? It gives you a lot less grief and he listens to you.

Nick: I bet. You and Mom at it again?

Victor: Well, never mind that. We're talking about you. What's going on?

Nick: How much time do you have?

Victor: As much time as you need.

Nick: Dad, I love Phyllis so much.

Victor: Right.

Nick: I mean, she gets me. She knows how I'm feeling without me having to say a word. She makes me laugh all day.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Nick: She's smart and funny and sexy and... totally unpredictable.

Victor: Mm-hmm. And exciting?

Nick: And also infuriating.

Victor: Right. Well... I know she makes you happy. I've seen the two of you.

Nick: Yeah, she does. But there's this side to her-- this other side-- that I don't understand.

Victor: But, Son, I'm still learning things about your mother. I mean, that's what makes a marriage exciting.

Nick: That's a way to put a positive spin on things.

Victor: Yeah.

Nick: You know, we have-- we have a child together. We made a lifelong commitment to one another. And we are about to do it again in front of... the people we care most about.

Victor: Ask yourself this-- are you having serious doubts?

Nick: I guess I am.

Victoria: So Jack is ahead of us by how much?

Karen: 25 points as of the latest poll.

Nikki: Not much of a race now that the highlights of my former career are out.

Karen: Thanks to you.

David: No thanks necessary. Karen and I agree that this dovetails nicely with your overall image.

Victoria: Mom pulling herself up by her bootstraps?

Nikki: Or my stilettos, as the case may be.

David: Well, I'm glad to see you can joke about it.

Nikki: What other choice do I have?

Karen: You know, this really could work to our advantage against Jack "I've had everything handed to me" Abbott.

David: Exactly! We think we could use that video to get the voters to empathize with you.

Nikki: How do we do that?

David: You were forced to make bad choices in order to make ends meet. The common voter would certainly empathize with you-- identify with you over Jack.

Karen: And that video is really pretty tame compared to a lot of political scandals.

Nikki: Yeah.

Victoria: You know, there's too bad there's nothing we can use against Jack.

Nikki: Not that we're running that kind of campaign, mind you.

David: Well, there is, if we want to. Um... there is more ammo than we might realize.

Karen: I'm listening.

David: When I was hired as Jack's campaign manager, I interviewed all the people surrounding the candidate.

Karen: So you know where all the bodies are buried.

David: Well, let's just say that Jack definitely has an Achilles heel.

Nikki: Let me guess. Drum roll, please. Her name is...

Phyllis: Sharon.

Michael: Hi, Sharon.

Phyllis: What can I do for you?

Sharon: Well, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting, but is Nick home?

Phyllis: No, he's not. Is there a problem?

Sharon: I was just wondering, can I come to your wedding?

Sharon: Noah's having a really hard time adjusting to the transitions.

Phyllis: Um, is that your way of saying he's having a hard time adjusting to me?

Michael: Oh, he's had a lot to cope with.

Sharon: Um... you know, Jack and I-- we just talked with Noah about us moving into Jack's place.

Phyllis: Really? I can't imagine Noah was happy with that.

Sharon: I still don't think he's accepted the fact that his father and I won't be getting back together.

Michael: And now that his father's getting married, it's kinda put the final nail in the coffin.

Sharon: Exactly. I mean, Noah won't even go to the wedding without me. And I realize that I'm the last person that you wanna see at your wedding, but...

Phyllis: No! No! No! Um, Noah is Nick's best man.

Michael: And what's a wedding without a best man?

Phyllis: That's true. That's true. We'd love to have you there.

Sharon: Fantastic. Well, it'll be fun.

Phyllis: It'll be a kick. Absolutely! Sharon, no matter what happens with us, the kids always come first.

Sharon: Of course.

Phyllis: Mm-hmm.

Michael: Oh, that's great. You finally agree on something. Hey, Nicholas!

Sharon: Well...

Phyllis: Hi, you're back.

Michael: Um... uh, Sharon and I were just leaving. We came by to wish the bride the best on her wedding day.

Sharon: And the groom.

Michael: Oh, let's not forget the groom.

Nick: Thanks.

Michael: Congratulations, man.

Nick: Thank you.

Sharon: Um, there was just a little issue with Noah, but it's all taken care of now.

Nick: What happened?

Sharon: Well, let's just say, uh, I'm gonna be his date to your wedding.

Phyllis: Yeah, I thought it would be great if Sharon came.

Nick: Absolutely. Glad to have you. We'll see you at the church.

Sharon: Sounds great. All right.

Michael: I'll walk you out.

Sharon: Okay.

Michael: All right, you just relax. Everything's gonna be great.

Phyllis: Okay.

Michael: All right.

Phyllis: So is everything... fine?

Nick: Why wouldn't it be?

Phyllis: Well, I don't know. I-I tried to call you, but I couldn't get a hold of you.

Nick: Uh, my phone died.

Phyllis: Oh, really? Is that what it was?

Nick: Yeah. I, uh, actually had some... emergency shopping to do.

Phyllis: Today?

Nick: Yeah. I wanted to... get you something. It's a wedding present.

Phyllis: So, uh, you were going shopping this morning?

Nick: I hope you like it.

Phyllis: This is a video game.

Nick: It's not just a video game. That's--that's the new spy game. I know you were dying for it. I starting thinking about our first night together-- after Michael and Lauren's wedding.

Phyllis: Yeah, that's when I discovered that you like video games as much as I did.

Nick: Maybe, uh... maybe I was pretending. Maybe I just liked you.

Phyllis: That makes sense because, um, you weren't very good.

Nick: What? I... are you kidding me? It's on.

Phyllis: Okay, it's on.

Nick: Oh, yeah, it's on. Anytime. Anywhere. I love you. And I can't wait to marry you all over again.

Nick: So if it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding, what if the groom, you know...

Phyllis: That's really good luck.

Nick: Oh, okay. And now that we've had the honeymoon... you ready for the wedding?

Phyllis: Am I ready?

Nick: Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: No. Am I looking forward to it? Definitely.

[Jack remembering his and Phyllis�s wedding day]

Jack: So what you got in the bag here?

Phyllis: Stay away from the gown!

Jack: I'm just gonna take a little peek.

Phyllis: No! No! No! Listen, go--go downstairs. Do something, all right? I have to get ready! I'm not even dressed.

Jack: Not so fast. Not so fast. Come here.

Jack: You realize the next time we kiss, we're gonna be husband and wife?

Phyllis: Yes. Mm-hmm. Are you getting cold feet?

Jack: Do I look like I'm getting cold feet?

Phyllis: I'm the luckiest woman on earth.

Jack's voice: As a symbol of my promises to you, I give you this ring. Wear it as a reminder of all we share.

Phyllis' voice: (Giggles) I cannot believe this is happening!

Daniel: You are just the cutest thing ever!

Phyllis: That's not really what I was going for, but thanks.

Daniel: I was talking to Summer.

Phyllis: Oh, you were talking to Summer. That dress is so adorable it kills me.

Daniel: She's one lucky kid.

Phyllis: Yes, she is. Why, because of her good fashion sense?

Daniel: No, because she has me for a big brother.

Phyllis: That is very true! That is very true.

Daniel: Hey.

Phyllis: So, um... is Lily gonna meet us at the church?

Daniel: I don't think she's gonna make it.

Phyllis: Why not?

Daniel: She wasn't feeling well. I think she's coming down with something.

Phyllis: Right. Well, I'm sorry. I hope she feels better.

Daniel: Yeah. I told her to stay home and get some rest.

Phyllis: Not only are you a great son, a great big brother, but you're a great husband.

Daniel: I think you got me beat there. Nick's gonna have the best wife in town.

Nick: I came to check on my best man. Hey, Dude.

Noah: Hey.

Nick: You look sharp. Is everything cool?

Noah: Yeah, now that Mom's coming.

Sharon: We're ready to roll.

Nick: Good! Because this is a big day for me.

Noah: Dad, can you tell Mom I don't have to move to Jack's if I don't want to?

Nick: Where'd that come from?

Sharon: Um... we were telling Noah about the plans Jack's making. He's--he's gonna make a superhero bedroom and put in a basketball court.

Nick: That sounds awesome.

Noah: I don't care. Mom can live here if she wants, but I'm staying at the ranch.

Nick: Well, that's too bad, because Jack's the greatest. You're gonna miss out on a lot of fun.

Sharon: Yeah, your dad's not just saying that either. He knows.

Nick: Yeah, Jack was my stepdad once, remember? He used to coach all my baseball teams, and he never missed any of my games.

Noah: Where'd you live?

Nick: We lived at the ranch.

Noah: See, Mom? Jack can move to the ranch, too! We don't have to go anywhere!

Sharon: Noah...

Nick: Okay, you guys, can you argue about this later when I don't have someplace else to be? You don't wanna make me late for my own wedding, do ya?

Noah: No.

Nick: All right. Then let's go.

Victor: My wife was too busy to ride with me.

Jack: Too busy with what?

Victor: With her new campaign advisor David Chow.

Jack: What?

Victor: My sentiments exactly.

Jack: Why would she hire the man that just humiliated her?

Victor: Because he knows the game better than anyone. She knows it.

Jack: And they wonder why chivalry is dead.

Victor: So you better continue playing this game without schemes, without tricks, all right?

Jack: I don't know, Victor. This isn't gonna be easy.

Victor: Nothing is easy. The most important thing now is that you win.


Lauren: She's cute, isn't she?

Michael: Yeah, Summer. Yes, you're beautiful.

Daniel: Hey, Guys, don't I look great?

Lauren: Oh, yeah.

Michael: You look beautiful, but I'm afraid the ladies outshine you.

Phyllis: Well...

Michael: All three of them.

Daniel: Well, they always do, so that doesn't count.

Phyllis: Okay, do you mind, Sweetie?

Michael: You are.

Lauren: Daniel, the bride's room is down there.

Daniel: Thank you.

Michael: Yes, you are.

Phyllis: Okay...

Michael: Yes, you are.

Phyllis: What a day.

Lauren: Yeah.

Michael: You're so gorgeous.

Nikki: Hey.

Victoria: Hey.

Lauren: Hi, you look beautiful.

Michael: Do we have a groom?

Phyllis: Yes, we do. We have a groom.

Victoria: Well, I'm glad we got here before the press did.

Nikki: Well, remember what David and Karen said. This is good publicity.

Victoria: Okay, well, make sure we get a family photo right after the ceremony. And then we can, um, we can have the photographer put real smiles on our faces when he does the retouching.

Nikki: Right. Should we go sit with your father?

Daniel: Hey.

Lily: Hi.

Daniel: I didn't think I was gonna see you till tonight.

Lily: Well, I thought it over and I realized that I should be here for you.

Daniel: I'm glad you came.

Sharon: Hey! We made it.

Jack: You made it. Hey, you got everything down pat, nothing to worry about, right?

Nick: There's a lot more people here than at your wedding.

Jack: They all think you look cool. I wouldn't worry.

Nick: Let's go see where we stand when the wedding starts.

Noah: Okay, Dad.

Jack: Well, he's here and he's in a good mood and I'd say that's progress.

Sharon: Yes. We had another talk about the move.

Jack: And how did that go?

Sharon: Well, he was still resistant, but Nick really went out of his way to mention what a great stepfather you were to him. So I think that gave Noah more to contemplate.

Nick: No, no, no, you're on this side, not over here.

Noah: Why?

Nick: Well, if you stand right here, the minister's gonna think you're the one getting married.

Noah: No way.

Victoria: No girlfriend, huh, Noah?

Noah: Gross.

Nick: Don't worry. You'll be standing up here someday.

Victor: You just wait.

Nick: Hopefully I'll be standing right next to you.

Noah: Nope. I don't like any girls.

Victor: Aha.

Noah: Well, except you guys. You're kinda cool.

Victoria: Kinda cool? Well, that's quite a compliment.

Nikki: Don't my men look handsome today?

Nick: That's complimentary, Mother.

Victor: Of course they look handsome. They take after their father and grandfather.

Noah: Uh, I have to go to the bathroom.

Nick: Well, you better do it before the ceremony starts. Dad, could you, uh, take him?

Victor: Come on, let's go.

Nick: (Exhales)

Victoria: You know, Nicholas, um, it's not too late to back out. I have my car and it's running in the parking lot.

Nick: No, thank you. You may not understand this, but I actually like the person I'm getting married to.

Nikki: Well, that's only because you haven't--

Nick: Mother, please. Don't.

Victoria: Okay. All right. All right, we'll stop. As long as you're happy.

Nick: I am.

Nikki: I admit, I wasn't looking forward to today, but... to see you happy... makes me happy.

Nick: Thanks.

(Knock on door)

Phyllis: Come in.

Victor: Are you decent?

Phyllis: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Victor: I just want you to know that I'm very happy that you are now officially becoming Phyllis Newman.

Phyllis: Thank you, Victor. That means a lot to me.

Victor: It's nice to have good news for a chance.

Phyllis: I'm glad you're here to share in our happiness.

Victor: I wouldn't be anywhere else. Welcome to the family.

Lauren: The place is really filling up.

Michael: Your daddy's popular. Yes, he is.

Lauren: Newman wedding, you know? Hot ticket.

Michael: Well, so was ours, as I recall. Gloria made sure of that.

Lauren: Yeah. Best day of my life.

Michael: Mine, too. I can still picture the way you looked. I couldn't take my eyes off you.

Lauren: Until the Colonnade room blew a fuse and I was in the dark. It's kinda hard to be in the spotlight, you know, when there's no electricity.

Michael: I think you and I had plenty of that.

Lauren: Honey... not in front of the b-a-b-y and half of Genoa City.

Michael: Let 'em get their own girl.

Phyllis: Come in.

Jack: Brings back memories, huh?

Phyllis: Oh... hey. It's new. Do you like it?

Jack: You look incredible.

Phyllis: Thank you.

Jack: It seems just like yesterday... you were coming down that staircase toward me. Who'd have thought, huh?

Phyllis: It means a lot to me that you're here.

Jack: I want the very best for you. You deserve to be truly happy.

Phyllis: So do you, Jack.

Jack: Getting late. Nervous?

Phyllis: Oh, hey, you know, I'm--I'm steady as a rock.

Jack: Now that's the woman I know and love. (Knock on door)

Daniel: Ready to start?

Phyllis: Oh, boy! It's showtime!

Daniel: You ready?

Phyllis: Yeah! You coming?

Jack: Yeah, I'll be right there.

Man: Nicholas, will you have Phyllis to be your wife-- to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and health, and, forsaking all others, will you be faithful to her for as long as you both shall live?

Nick: I will.

Man: Phyllis, will you have Nicholas to--

Phyllis: Um--um... can I just say something?

Man: By all means. Go ahead.

Phyllis: Okay, can I say something?

Nick: Go ahead.

Phyllis: Okay. Listen, I just... I just wanna quickly say thank you everybody for joining in this celebration. It means so much to me. My family-- Daniel, Lily, Noah... and Summer. I-I honestly didn't think that I would ever find what I was looking for. But then I realized what I'm looking for is family. That's what I'm looking for. And you're my family. I mean, we have differences, of course, but... but, um, we all care about each other. So thank you... for being here. And, uh, so when I say I do, I'm basically saying it to everyone. And that's all I wanted to say.

Nick: So is that an, "I do" for me, too?

Phyllis: Yeah!

Nick: Okay.

Man: Will all of you witnessing these promises do all in your power to uphold these two persons in their marriage?

All: We will.

Man: Do you have the ring?

Noah: Yes, right here.

Man: Nicholas, repeat after me. With this ring, I make you my wife for the rest of my days.

Nick: With this ring, I make you my wife for the rest of my days.

Man: Phyllis, repeat after me. With this ring, I make you my husband for the rest of my days.

Phyllis: With this ring, I make you my husband for the rest of my days.

Man: Now that Phyllis and Nicholas have given themselves to each other by solemn vows, by the joining of hands and the giving and receiving of rings, I now pronounce them to be husband and wife. In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. To those who God has given and joined together, let no one cast asunder. Amen. Nicholas... you may kiss your bride.

Nick: Thank you, guys.

Phyllis: Great to see you! I'm so glad you came.

Victor: You did a terrific job.

Nikki: You came up with that ring at just the right moment.

Sharon: Mm-hmm. You did a great job.

Noah: Yeah, I held it in my hand like this so I wouldn't drop it.

Victor: I bet you did.

Sharon: Well, I was really proud of you.

Jack: We both were.

Noah: Thanks.

Jack: Hey, listen, I think it's time to head over to the reception. You ready to go?

Noah: I wanna go with them.

Victor: Sure.

Nikki: Hey, you wanna ride with me? Let's go.

Noah: No, I mean, I wanna live with you. I don't wanna move to Jack's house.

Sharon: Um...

Victor: Well...

Sharon: Sweetie, why don't we talk about this later, okay?

Noah: Whatever.

Sharon: Okay, let's go.

Jack: Well, uh, see you at the reception. Maybe.

Victor: See you there, Jack.

Nick: Thank you.

Noah: Bye, Dad!

Nick: See ya, Bud.

Daniel: Congratulations, you've got yourself one hot wife.

Nick: Yes, I do. I'm gonna have to keep her out of sight.

Phyllis: You two are biased.

Daniel: Who, us? Come on!

Lily: You look very beautiful, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Thank you. So do you.

Lily: Thanks.

Phyllis: Thank you for coming. I heard you didn't feel very well.

Lily: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't miss it. It was important for me to be here.

Daniel: We're gonna head over to the club and make sure that everything's set up for later.

Nick: Hey, thanks for handling that.

Daniel: Absolutely.

Phyllis: All right, I'll see you later.

Daniel: Bye.

Phyllis: I love you.

Daniel: I love you, too.

Nick: Actually, I have a message I want you to give Gina for me.

Daniel: Okay.

Michael: How is the most beautiful bride in the world, except for Lauren, that is.

Phyllis: Oh, of course.

Lauren: He has to say that.

Michael: Exactly.

Lauren: Oh, you look amazing!

Phyllis: Thank you. Thank you both for everything.

Michael: What are friends for?

Phyllis: Yeah, well, they're apparently for helping me not jump out of of my skin.

Michael: Oh, uh, so did Nicholas say where he'd been?

Phyllis: Um, yeah, he was buying me a gift.

Michael: Oh, how many carats?

Phyllis: Zero. He bought me a video game.

Michael: A video game? That's--that's different.

Phyllis: That is the best gift he could've given to me.

Michael: I am spending way too much money on you. A video game?

Lauren: No, you're not, Honey. No, don't even get any ideas.

Michael: I'm just glad everything turned out all right.

Phyllis: That's great!

Michael: Love you.

Phyllis: I'm happy.

Sullivan: Phyllis Newman?

Michael: You look wonderful. Detective Sullivan?

Phyllis: Hey.

Sullivan: You're under arrest for extortion.

Phyllis: What? Excuse me, what?!

Michael: I'm sorry. What the hell is going on?

Sullivan: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Michael: Okay, this has gotta be a joke.

Phyllis: Michael!

Michael: You're kidding me, right?

Phyllis: Ow!

Sullivan: You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you while you're being questioned.

Victor: Excuse me, what is going on here?

Sullivan: Mr. Newman, I would be happy to explain this to you later. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to represent you before any questioning if you wish. Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you?

Nick: Hey, take it easy.

Phyllis: I do. Michael...

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Michael: I want you tell me me who swore out a complaint against my client.

Will: I'm sorry, Counsel.

Victoria: Please, Neil.

Neil: I'm not gonna take one for the team this time.

Jack: Is there anything else you need to tell me? Anything you maybe left out?

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