Y&R Transcript Tuesday 4/3/07 -- Canada; Wednesday 4/4/07 -- U.S.A.
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Daniel: Hey, Baby, I am late for work, so I have gotta jet. What are you looking at?
Daniel: Oh. That.
Lily: I knew you were getting e-mails, but what is with all these pop-ups?
Daniel: Uh, well, some guy in my econ class sent me an e-mail and it has this web site attached to it. And when I clicked on on the web site, I don't know, some spammer, they must've grabbed my e-mail address and I started getting all this stuff.
Lily: Great, so now you're gonna get even more spam.
Dru: You know what? I was just daydreaming about you.
Dru: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I was just getting to the best part, but wait a minute, this is the best part.
Neil: Hey, Baby?
Neil: The clock's ticking. I don't want you to be late for your N.V.P. shoot.
Dru: Oh, no, no, I was just, like, relaxing.
Dru: Because I'm trying to save up my energy for that heifer Phyllis, you know?
Neil: Hey, I know. Now hold up. This is a co-op ad. You both are in charge.
Dru: We both are in charge, right, but I am not going to deal with any of her nonsense, especially if she's gonna try to pull something with my girl Sharon.
Neil: Yeah, whatever happened to "Go with the flow?"
Dru: Yeah, well, that's if you're dealing with, like, a normal person. But she crazy, okay? And she's always trying to give Sharon a whole boatload of trouble. She tries to make that woman's life hell.
Phyllis: You should have water instead.
Sharon: Excuse me?
Phyllis: Um, you should have water. Uh, we--we really need you to be glowing. And coffee--it dehydrates. Okay. Um, you know what? Sharon, you should actually be at the hairdressers right now. It's going to take over an hour to do those braids.
Sharon: Oh, we're not doing the braids anymore.
Phyllis: Oh, we're not? Since when?
Sharon: Since it's not really the right look for me.
Phyllis: It's not? Oh. You know, that was part of, uh, my creative vision, Sharon. And, um, maybe you've forgotten, but you actually work for me.
Sharon: Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't work for you. I work for Jack and you work for Jack. And, see, Jack-- Jack didn't like the braids either. You know, he actually agreed with me and he's already told the stylist and Dru what he didn't want, so... so I'll see you at the shoot.
Will: Have dinner with me tonight.
Jill: Why? So you can try to convince me that Katherine should get off scot-free?
Will: If Cane is willing to move past the kidnapping, it doesn't warrant the court's attention.
Jill: William, please go.
Will: I'll call you.
Kevin: Hey, uh...
Gloria: Shh, shh, shh. Jill just canceled her date.
Kevin: With Mr. Smiley?
Gloria: That means it's my turn, because all's fair in love and war.
Kevin: Mom, I still don't get it. What is so special about the guy?
Gloria: Sweetie, your mother's very tired of sleeping by herself.
Gloria: Help me.
Kevin: Okay. Go commiserate. Keep her busy and, uh... I'll think of something.
Gloria: You're the best!
Gloria: Knock, knock. Hey, Jill, I'm so glad you're-- uh-oh. What's wrong?
Jill: William Bardwell-- that's what's wrong!
Gloria: Okay, well, then I'll come back a little bit later.
Jill: To even consider prosecuting--never mind. Never mind! It's a long, long story.
Gloria: Well, if you need any help or you wanna talk about it, I'm here.
Jill: Thank you.
Kevin: Hi, Jill, sorry to barge in, but I need you and Mr. Kim to sign off on something.
Jill: Regarding what?
Jill: A proposal for the web site.
Jill: What proposal, Kevin?
Gloria: That one we were discussing at breakfast?
Kevin: Yes, that's the one! I'm really excited about it.
Jill: You know what? This is not a really good time for me.
Ji Min: For me, either. I was just on the way to a meeting when you collared me.
Kevin: Yeah, sorry about that. Um, well, this shouldn't take long, but if now is not convenient for you guys, um, how about dinner tonight? If you're available?
Ji Min: I'm free.
Jill: I'm free as of five minutes ago.
Kevin: Great! So, what do you say, half an hour at the athletic club?
Jill: I thought you had a meeting?
Ji Min: That's all right. We'll be there.
Kevin: Great! And, uh, assuming everything goes well, I can get started tonight.
Gloria: You have to admire his enthusiasm.
Kevin: All right. I'll see you then.
Gloria: See ya. You were brilliant!
Kevin: This is just a hunch, Mom, but, you know, I have a feeling that William might be free for dinner tonight.
Jack: Well, that's great! I can't think of a better person to stand up for you at our wedding.
Sharon: Yeah, Dru was really excited when I asked her.
Jack: Well, I would be.
Sharon: Well, how about you just marry me instead?
Jack: I can do that, too.
Sharon: So what about you? Have you thought about who's gonna stand up for you?
Jack: Is there a deadline?
Sharon: Well, no, but, I mean, you have given it some thought?
Jack: Yeah, I have. And as amazing as it sounds, with my father gone, there's actually only one person I would consider.
Victor: Well, I have a feeling the board will need some persuading before the deal goes through.
Victoria: And you're just the man to persuade them, right?
Victor: You're putting words in my mouth.
Victoria: Well, it saves time.
Victor: Uh-huh. How's everything with you?
Victoria: Okay. I'm doing well. Except, um... I have this strange craving for black olives.
Victor: You hate black olives.
Victoria: I hate all olives.
Victor: I remember when your mother was pregnant with you, she had a craving for pistachio ice cream. Except she kept on picking out the pistachios.
Victoria: Mmm, pistachios. I could really go for some pistachios right now.
Victor: Mm-hmm. Where's your mother?
Victoria: Oh, you don't know?
Victor: Don't know what?
Victoria: She's in Madison, meeting with some people about her campaign. I thought she would've mentioned it to you.
Victor: How long will she be gone?
Victoria: A few days, possibly a week.
Victor: Uh-huh, I see.
Victor: Your mother obviously decided not to confide in me.
Victoria: Well, can you really blame her?
Victor: What do you mean, can I really blame her? It's her choice if she insists on pursuing this ridiculous quest of hers.
Victoria: I don't think it's so ridiculous, Dad. I don't blame her for going to Madison. I wouldn't wanna be around you either.
Victor: I'm not gonna take advice from someone who's married to Brad Carlton.
Victoria: Brad would never insult me or purposely tear me down ever.
Victor: Except keep his entire life from you. And who knows what else?
Brad: Gettysburg address?
Sharon: Um, sorry?
Brad: You look very thoughtful about what you're working on there. It must be important.
Sharon: Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Brad: Something for N.V.P.?
Sharon: No, it's just-- uh, something I was working on before my photo shoot. I had some time, so I-- what are you doing?
Brad: Can I take a look at it?
Sharon: Okay. Okay.
Brad: "Jack, I love you for pretending to love my salty macaroni. I love you for teaching Noah how to make a model car and watching Saturday morning cartoons with him. I love you for making and wearing a pink shell necklace in the Caribbean. And I love you for... asking me to be your wife. And now I'm asking you to take this ring and be my husband."
Dru: No, no, no more. I wanna save my appetite for dinner. Oh...
Neil: Baby, I love you. I'm so proud of those kids-- getting straight "A's." They keep this up, they're gonna make the dean's list.
Dru: You got that right. But you know what else? There's something else we need to celebrate.
Neil: What? What's up? What?
Dru: Sharon asked me to be her matron of honor.
Neil: She did not!
Dru: Yes, she did!
Neil: Yeah? That's great! Good, good, good.
Dru: It's gonna bring back so many memories.
Neil: You know what I'm looking forward to?
Neil: Sharon choosing a very hot, hot bridesmaid dress.
Dru: Would you quit it? It's her day, okay?
Neil: Yeah, but I'm gonna be looking at you and you alone.
Dru: All right, see, now that's how you hypnotized me with those vows on the Ryukyu Islands in Japan.
Neil: I did, didn't I?
Dru: Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
Neil: Yeah, but up until that moment that we got in front of Reverend Tanaka--
Neil: I had no clue what I was gonna say.
Dru: So what? You were an improvisational genius, okay? And remember, I am the one that suggested that we recite our own vows. Remember that?
Neil: I still didn't know what I was gonna say.
Dru: Mm-hmm. I remember every syllable.
Neil: Oh, you do?
Dru: Oh, yes, I do.
Neil: Yeah? Well, recite 'em for me.
Neil: You heard me. Recite 'em. Oh, yeah, must've been memorable, huh?
Dru: No! Unh-unh! No, no, no, no, no! Honey, I remember you said something to the effect that I was a pain in the butt, but that you love me anyway. Yes, you did.
Neil: What? Get outta here! You're making me sound like a poet.
Dru: Honey, I'm serious. It was really beautiful. You know, you told me that you didn't want me to change, that you love me just the way I am.
Neil: Yeah. I believe I also said how blessed I feel to have you in my life.
Dru: Yeah, you did. And now we're doing it right this time, Honey.
Dru: We're doing it right.
Sharon: So you like the vows? You don't think they're too informal? Brad?
Brad: I like your salty macaroni.
Sharon: Okay, you're just being polite. You--you don't have to do this.
Brad: What else were you thinking?
Sharon: Um... a part of me wonders if I should just stick with the standard. You know, love, honor, cherish?
Brad: Does the trick.
Sharon: These days, you know, if you don't write your own vows, it's like you're not trying hard enough or something. You think I should say the part about the laughter?
Brad: You should say no.
Sharon: Meaning what?
Brad: Don't marry him, Sharon. Jack doesn't deserve you and he never will.
Phyllis: You're incredible. You are trashing Jack after everything you've done?
Brad: Why don't you get back on your broomstick and fly outta here?
Phyllis: Now the two of you-- you think you have everyone fooled. You think you're so smart. You know, I have something that could fix that right away.
Sharon: Yeah, why don't you just leave him alone, Phyllis? Everything isn't about you!
Phyllis: And, Sharon, you're incredible, too! If there's anyone who isn't good enough...
Brad: Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Phyllis: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, because you'll cheat on Jack and then he'll dump you, but he'll dump you with class. Because that's the kind of guy Jack is. He's a good man. He's actually the best man I know.
Jack: Wow. Thank you. Can I put that in my campaign ads?
Brad: I was complaining about you not paying enough attention to Colleen's life. And, uh, Phyllis was defending you.
Phyllis: Right. Someone has to.
Brad: I'm late for a meeting.
Jack: Well, I guess we know how he feels. Hi there.
Sharon: Hi, Honey. I am just on my way out. I have to go and have my hair and makeup done for the shoot. Will you call me later?
Jack: I will see you right after the shoot.
Sharon: Bye, Phyllis.
Phyllis: Bye, Sharon. So you're not going to the photo shoot?
Jack: No, I have a campaign speech at the Elks Club tonight.
Phyllis: Okay. So just cowardice because you've been playing around my creative vision?
Jack: We're a team, Phyllis.
Phyllis: Oh, okay, I'll keep on telling myself that when I get angry.
Jack: It's called compromise.
Phyllis: Oh, is that what it's called? Okay.
Jack: I think everyone's going to love my new ideas.
Phyllis: Spoken like a true politician.
Jack: Play nice today, please?
Phyllis: I'm trying, Jack. I'm really trying
Dru: Sharon, what's up?
Sharon: Oh, gosh, I have gotta get out of here right now. I can't take it anymore.
Dru: Oh, what did Phyllis do now?
Sharon: I can't tell you. You know what? If I do, you're gonna wanna kill her, too. And the shoot's gonna be hard enough this afternoon.
Dru: Okay, okay, you know what? We have to get her off this blackmail trip once and for all.
Sharon: Yeah, how?
Dru: Well, uh, leverage! Okay? We have to think of something that will threaten her, so she'll get off your back.
Sharon: Like what?
Daniel: Hey, Dru, Sharon.
Daniel: How's it going?
Sharon: Fine, thanks.
Dru: Did Lily tell you about dinner tonight?
Daniel: Yeah, she did. It sounds awesome. Listen, I really can't talk right now.
Dru: I bet, you don't wanna be late for work.
Daniel: Thank you. I'll see you later.
Dru: All right, son.
Sharon: How did a woman like Phyllis end up with a son that nice?
Dru: She didn't raise him.
Gloria: Oh, I'm just so glad you were free tonight, William. You're always so busy. I didn't think you would be. Thank you.
Will: Well, I didn't either. But it's always nice to have good company.
Gloria: Well, thank you very much. And I couldn't take another night of takeout. And I'm a terrible cook, or at least I've been told. Oh, look, there's Jill... and Ji Min. Those two have been together a lot lately.
Will: They work together.
Gloria: Outside the office, William. I wonder what those two are up to.
Ji Min: It doesn't look too crowded. It looks like we can get a table easily.
Jill: Any place in particular?
(Cell phone ringing)
Ji Min: Excuse me. This is Ji Min.
Kevin: Hey, Mr. Kim? It's Kevin. Look, I'm so sorry, but I have to cancel dinner. Yeah, I'm at the coffeehouse. A pipe burst. I am literally, as we speak, ankle deep in water. Ah, well, thank you so much for understanding. Um, can I present my proposal to you and Jill, uh, first thing in the morning? Excellent. Okay, I'm sorry for the inconvenience and, uh, I'll see you then. Thanks.
Victoria: Uh... can I get an herbal decaf tea, to go?
Victoria: Thanks. Oh, and, uh, you wouldn't happen to have any black olives, would you?
Kevin: Uh, yeah, yeah, they're in the back.
Victoria: Great. Uh, take your time getting them.
Kevin: I will. Black olives, huh?
Victoria: Yeah, uh, it's, um, a craving.
Kevin: A craving? As in, uh...
Victoria: Yeah, I'm expecting.
Kevin: Oh, wow! That's great. You certainly don't look it.
Victoria: Well, it's early.
Kevin: Well, congrats. That's one lucky kid.
Kevin: Hey, I heard that your mom is running against Jack?
Victoria: Yeah. It's pretty wild, huh?
Kevin: Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, if you need someone to knock on doors, pass out buttons, hang posters from the walls, I'm your guy. Anything I can do to help you guys beat Jack.
Jack: Sorry about what?
Daniel: I clocked out early so I could get this paper done that I need to have finished. If you need me to stay and work a whole shift--
Jack: Hey, hey, hey, relax. You can always do your schoolwork here.
Daniel: Good. 'Cause my midterm grades are terrible.
Jack: How did that happen?
Daniel: Dog ate my homework?
Jack: Well, that'd fly if you had a dog.
Daniel: I could get one.
Jack: Listen, if you're, uh, spreading yourself too thin, you might wanna think about cutting back your hours here at Newman.
Daniel: I can't. I gotta pay rent.
Jack: Well, I suspect your landlord could overlook a late payment or two.
Daniel: I don't know about that. The guy's a real tyrant.
Jack: I think he just wants you to succeed.
Daniel: Well, I'll do my best. Doesn't seem to be very good lately, though.
Jack: Hey, as your friend and your landlord, go a little easier on yourself. Everyone deserves a second chance.
Jack: There's no good time for this, but... I had the loan papers drawn up as we discussed. If I own Jabot, I'm in a much better position to protect yours and Nikki's interests. All this needs is a signature.
Jack: I catch you in the middle of something?
Victor: No, no, no. Come in. I always have time for a friend.
Jack: That is what we are, isn't it? Friends. The kind that can always count on each other.
Victor: That's right, Jack. Just like Zapato. Except on a shorter leash.
Jack: Trust takes a long time. I'm pretty proud of what we've accomplished.
Victor: We have come a long way, haven't we?
Jack: Yes, we have. If you'd have told me a year ago we would be discussing what I'm about to discuss...
Victor: What the hell are we discussing?
Jack: My wedding. I'm looking for a best man. I was hoping you'd stand up for me.
Daniel: Yeah, your big brother screwed up pretty bad, didn't he? No more of that stuff, right? Yeah, I'm gonna fix all of it. Yeah, I am. Get my act together.
Phyllis: What act together?
Daniel: Hey, Mom.
Daniel: Oh, what?
Phyllis: Oh, you guys are so cute together.
Phyllis: Oh, baby girl.
Daniel: Sorry, I hope you don't mind.
Phyllis: Oh, it was a baby girl. No, of course I don't mind. It's a baby girl! That's my baby girl! What's going on?
Daniel: Well... I just took her out for a little visit. She's a good listener and she gives great advice.
Phyllis: What advice is she giving you?
Daniel: Like, when you have a problem, go to Mom.
Phyllis: What's your problem?
Daniel: I scored a "Wibufda."
Phyllis: What is that?
Daniel: My midterm grades-- a withdrawal, an incomplete, a "b," an "f" and a "D." A wibufda.
Phyllis: Daniel! What happened? You're such a great student!
Daniel: Yeah, I know. I'll pull it out.
Phyllis: No, no, no, you need to quit Newman. You're obviously too busy.
Daniel: I thought the whole point of college was to get a job.
Phyllis: No, your job is to go to school. Listen, if you need any help financially, just say the word.
Daniel: No, it's cool. I just wanted to let you know what was going on. I'll just do better. I promise.
Jack: I've thought about this quite a lot, Victor. There is no one I would rather have standing beside me when I marry Sharon.
Victor: You really love her, don't you?
Jack: I do. And I know you've always had some misgivings about this relationship.
Victor: Well, Jack, you've been through a lot lately. And I've seen the changes in you.
Jack: Well, those changes are largely due to your influence. I wouldn't be where I am today without you.
Victor: To be honest with you, I think I had very little to do with it. I think it was the ikebana, you know? It made you see life through different lenses.
Jack: I take it that means you will stand up for me and do the flower arrangements?
Victor: Jack, your life is about to change forever. And I wouldn't miss it for a damn thing.
Phyllis: The white dress is out. We're going with my original choice.
Woman: Didn't you know? The virgin sacrifice look is hot!
Phyllis: Yeah, right. Jack--he loves a good joke.
Woman: I'll tell Gary to change his gels.
Daniel: Why can't I cancel? No, yes, I did agree to your terms of service. Six months?! And there's no way to get out of it? And there's no way to get a refund? No, okay, thank you.
Lily: Oh, you're on the phone.
Daniel: No. I was just getting done. What's up?
Lily: Okay, well, we have dinner with my parents and we have to go now.
Daniel: Mmm, yes, to celebrate my one passing grade. No, wait, actually, I got a "D-minus-minus," which would make two passing grades, kinda. So... yes, we should definitely celebrate.
Lily: Hey, if I could be happy for you and Devon when you both could graduate and I couldn't, then...
Daniel: Okay, yes, you are right. Just give me a minute to pack this stuff up.
Lily: Thank you.
Daniel: Maybe we can drink a little toast to my incomplete. Who knows? It could morph into a "C-minus."
Lily: Hey, you have time to work on it.
Daniel: Yes. And if that doesn't work out, I have a new mantra picked out for myself.
Lily: Let me guess, "Do you want fries with that?"
Daniel: How did you know that?
Lily: Because I know everything that you're thinking at all times.
Daniel: Transferring files. Sweet!
Daniel: Let's go.
Lily: Hey, why are you throwing out that flash drive?
Daniel: It's been giving me some problems and I don't really need it anymore.
Victoria: Thank you.
Kevin: You're welcome.
Victoria: Hey, uh, you know, Kevin, um... I'm sorry about everything that happened with Jana.
Kevin: Oh, thanks. Thanks. You know, I guess it just goes to show you can't always trust the person you love.
Victoria: Yeah. Well, thanks! I gotta go.
Kevin: Okay, I'll see ya.
Victoria: All right, I'll see ya. Hey, J.T., um... hey, I'm sorry I missed you, but I wanted to mention that if you need access to anything at Newman or my house... to investigate Brad, um, just let me know and I'll make sure that it happens. Okay.
Ji Min: How can the district attorney ignore the fact that there's no statute of limitations?
Jill: Thank you. Not only did I miss out on all those years with my son, but Cane spent all those years without any family.
Ji Min: Is William's decision final?
Jill: He says it is.
Ji Min: Well, then there's only one option. You gotta put it behind you. You gotta focus on what you've gained rather than what you've lost-- a son you didn't even realize you had.
Jill: Oh, excuse me, we didn't order this.
Woman: Compliments of Mr. Fisher. His way of apologizing for missing dinner.
Jill: Must be fate.
Gloria: She'll get over it, William.
Will: I'm not so sure.
Gloria: Oh, come on. I got past you prosecuting John and then Kevin and now look at us. We're having a lovely dinner together.
Will: Maybe you're right. Maybe it isn't business.
Gloria: And I'm very sorry.
Will: After Miranda's death, it was so hard to open up to a woman. Jill was the first.
Gloria: But not the last. You are a catch, William Bardwell. Mm-hmm. You're intelligent. You're charming and you're very handsome. And if Jill doesn't see that, believe me, somebody else will.
Woman: Gary wanted me to remind you he has another commitment.
Phyllis: I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Dru: Hi, Gary, how you doing?
Sharon: Sorry I'm late, everybody. Traffic was really bad.
Dru: Oh, it was so bad!
Sharon: There was an accident.
Phyllis: And you didn't account for traffic because...
Dru: She's here now, Phyllis, okay? Get off her back. Let's just do the shoot.
Sharon: Yeah, let's go.
Phyllis: The photographer only has 45 more minutes. Here's your wardrobe.
Sharon: No, I'm wearing the white dress. That's what Jack approved.
Dru: White dress.
Phyllis: The stylist and I made some adjustments.
Dru: What about Newman's approval? I don't think so, Phyllis.
Phyllis: 44 minutes now. Chop-chop. Let's go.
Sharon: Hey, Phyllis?
Sharon: Maybe I should wear my scarlet letter "A" on my forehead. It'll match my dress.
Phyllis: Oh, well, we already know it's there, Sharon. We don't wanna detract from the, uh, product.
Victoria: Oh, um... uh... (Sighs)
Brad: What was that about?
Victoria: Mom... went out of town without telling him.
Brad: Did you know?
Victoria: About the trip? Yes. That she neglected to tell Dad, no, I had no idea.
Brad: And we all know how much he likes surprises.
Victoria: Well, I thought Mom was justified after some of the horrible things that he said to her lately.
Brad: Nikki's running against Victor's candidate. I think it's clear that no one, including his wife, can cross him.
Victoria: You know what? It's all about honesty. I believe that 90% of problems could be solved if people would just be straightforward with each other.
Neil: Well, Jack, my man, sounds like your platform is in good shape.
Jack: Yeah, I got some good advisors.
Victor: No advice in the world means a damn thing unless you're smart enough to take it.
Neil: So how will your new opponent influence things?
Jack: Oh, not a lot. As you said, we're in pretty good shape. (Cell phone ringing)
Jack: Oh, sorry. Excuse me, I gotta take this.
Victor: All right.
Victor: By the way, Neil, I asked Drucilla to go to Japan to launch her new line for the Asian market.
Neil: Nice. I'll bet she was really happy about that.
Victor: She was very happy, especially when I told her that you might come along.
Neil: You knew we were married there.
Victor: You could have a hell of a time, wouldn't you?
Neil: Yeah, we sure could, Victor.
Neil: Thanks a lot. I appreciate that. Um, how are things coming along with Nikki's campaign?
Victor: I have no idea.
Neil: I'm sorry to hear that.
Victor: It is what it is, Neil.
Neil: Your decision to support my board seat-- I hope it hasn't caused any trouble between you two.
Victor: No, I don't think that would cause any problems. I'm very happy that you are on the board of directors. You deserve it, Neil.
Dru: Give it to him, Shar! Do like Dru did back in Europe! All right? Make Gary look good. (Chuckles) make him look good!
Sharon: Oh, no, I think it's the other way around.
Phyllis: Hey, guys? New theme. New theme.
Sharon: A room service cart?
Dru: What the devil is that?
Phyllis: Yeah, yeah, it's just, you know, its new product. There we go. Look at that.
Sharon: Um... what are you doing?
Phyllis: Oh, it's, uh, spa decadence. You know, away from the family, away from the husband. Newman cosmetics at your service. Good idea, don't you think?
Dru: You know what? She's not gonna get away with this garbage. Don't worry about it.
Sharon: Let's not give her the satisfaction of getting upset. Just let her do what she wants, we'll get out of here earlier.
Dru: Oh, my gosh. Phyllis?
Dru: Absolutely not. Way too many boxes. Get rid of these boxes.
Phyllis: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dru: There's too much packaging. Absolutely not!
Phyllis: No, no, give that to me. I worked very hard on that. I worked very hard.
Dru: I don't care. This is my product.
Phyllis: Okay, you--
Dru: This is my project. That means I have to do it.
Phyllis: You are way out of line right now, Drucilla.
Dru: No, I'm not out of line. This is supposed to be a cooperative effort. Therefore, you cannot dictate.
Phyllis: Jack would be very angry at you right now-- very angry.
Dru: Jack's not here. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. And I wanna see Sharon with the product in hand, not this rinky-dink setup on a cart you hijacked from a hotel. Here, Sharon.
(Ladder squeaking) (Glass breaking)
Kevin: Hey! I thought you'd head home after your big date to recuperate.
Gloria: Oh, Honey, your plan worked so well, I just wanna keep the momentum going. You know? And thank you again.
Kevin: Sure. So why don't you, uh, call William, tell him what a great time you had and then--
Gloria: No, first I need him to lose interest in Jill. Once she and Ji Min are hooked up...
Kevin: Good luck with that.
Gloria: I don't need luck. The chemistry's already there. But just in case they need a little push, I've been reading up on the latest libido enhancers.
Kevin: Oh, God. All right, well, you can take out your credit card and just order some.
Gloria: No, 'cause that could take days. So I'm gonna see the doctor tomorrow, because I want those two to have a little extra motivation as soon as possible.
Victor: Look how beautiful you are. That's right. That's right, my baby. You're so beautiful. That's right. I'm gonna sit down. There, you see? Yes, look how beautiful you are. You're so precious.
Victor: I'm so happy you're in my life. You make me so happy. The great thing about being a grandfather is-- is to have grandchildren. That's right. You're so beautiful. And you know something? I'll do everything in my power to protect you. I'll always protect you, my little baby. So your granddaddy grew up and it was very tough. And, you know, I was hurt a lot as a boy. But I came back and I... whoever hurt me, I hurt them twice as hard. But I don't want you to grow up like that. Because you have a granddaddy. Your grandparents-- who love you, who adore you. And I will do everything in my power to protect you always. Okay? That's right. That's right. That's right.
Brad: Hey. You in the mood for a snack?
Victoria: What have you got?
Brad: Let's see here. Black olives and some green ones stuffed with bleu cheese. Gina made 'em up special.
Victoria: Thank you.
Brad: Well, if I'd known that's all it would take, I'm happy to satisfy your cravings. You're upset about your mom and dad, huh?
Victoria: They're in love. And they're so great together... but they always wind up hurting each other.
Brad: Well, I'll make sure that never happens to us.
Lily: Hey, so is that it for now?
Sharon: Um, well, I don't know. I don't know if the photographer brought any backup lights or what.
Daniel: Do lights blow out like this all the time?
Sharon: Yeah, you know, it happens. They get hot.
Daniel: Yeah. Just like my woman.
Dru: Well, Phyllis, in her infinite wisdom, wants to take more shots. So what are you gonna do?
Sharon: Oh, no, we're gonna be here all day.
Dru: Not necessarily. The photographer and his assistant are going back to the studio. They're gonna get another lamp and then we'll be outta here in a jiffy.
Sharon: So what do you think our wrap time will be?
Dru: Uh, 40 minutes?
Daniel: And then we're outta here?
Lily: Yeah, let's get this celebration started already!
Dru: Do you wanna go to the restaurant, Honey, and get a table?
Lily: No, no, we wanna hang here with you. It's fun.
Daniel: Look, I will make a call and tell them to hold our reservation and that we're still coming.
Dru: Thank you. Thank you. Take care, Sweetie.
Lily: All right.
Dru: Here, Sharon, let me help you.
Dru: You were great over there, by the way.
Sharon: Thanks. You know what? I wanna say thank you for something.
Dru: For what? For what?
Sharon: For messing up that room service cart.
Sharon: Do you know, if I had to stand there and smile like it wasn't bothering me...
Dru: If you think for two seconds I was gonna let that heifer rub all that nonsense in your face, you know, everything that happened in New York, absolutely not.
Sharon: That's ridiculous.
Sharon: She brought that into the shoot!
Neil: I'll want copies of the topographical surveys, along with the building plans.
Jack: Done. Anything else?
Neil: No, that oughta cover it. Um, how are you on time, man?
Jack: I got some time before I have to leave.
Neil: Yeah? How are things coming with the wedding plans?
Jack: Oh, Sharon's coming up with all kinds of great ideas. I'm waiting for the excitement of the campaign start to calm down before I have a few of my own.
Neil: Sure, sure. Well, I can tell you that Dru is really excited about standing up for the two of you.
Jack: I am thrilled she said yes, Neil.
Neil: Uh, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give her a call right now and see how the whole shoot is going.
Jack: I warned them all to behave themselves.
Neil: Yeah, and since Phyllis and Dru are the soul of obedience, right?
Dru: No, a light blew out, Honey. So we're a little behind, but we'll be done pretty soon. And, um, the kids are here. So if you wanna head over to the restaurant, go right ahead.
Lily: Yeah, tell him to get his butt out here. You have a second honeymoon to plan!
Dru: Do you hear our daughter, the romantic?
Phyllis: You told her?
Sharon: What? Told her what?
Phyllis: You told the big mouth about our personal business.
Sharon: Yeah. You know, maybe I should just tell everyone, Phyllis, huh? So that everyone knows who you really are.
Phyllis: Who I really am? Well, they'll be too busy talking about what a tramp you are to really care about me. You slept with sister-in-law's husband, Sharon! You know what? Let's see who wants this information. Who do you think would like to hear this? Nick? Jack?
Sharon: You wouldn't dare.
Phyllis: Don't challenge me.
Dru: I rode in with Sharon, so maybe you could pick me up?
Daniel: Hey, you know, we could give you a ride if he needs to be someplace afterwards.
Dru: Okay, well, Daniel just offered--
Sharon: What does that do?
Dru: Okay, hold on, Honey, I think we have a problem. Talk to your daddy.
Phyllis: Jack is my friend. He should know the mistake he's making.
Dru: What's going on here?
Sharon: All right, give me the phone, Phyllis!
Phyllis: Hey, no!
Dru: Sharon! Sharon!
Sharon: Let it go! Stop it!
Lily: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Neil: That's why this happened? Because of Phyllis?
Nick: None of this is your fault.
Phyllis: It is my fault! Don't let me off the hook!
Lily: Why should we even be talking to you? You hate my mother!
Victoria: There's nothing for you to do.
Brad: Because I'm not there!
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