Y&R Transcript Monday 3/19/07

Y&R Transcript Monday 3/19/07 -- Canada; Tuesday 3/20/07 -- USA


Provided By Glynis
Proofread By Emma

Daniel: Hey, Baby.

Lily: Hi.

Daniel: Hi.

Lily: What's going on?

Amber: Um, hey, Lily.

Lily: Hey. So you guys looked a little distraught when I came in. Is everything okay?

Daniel: Yeah, uh, Amber was just having rough day.

Lily: Oh.

Amber: Yeah, rough doesn't even begin to describe it. I just came over to talk to Daniel cause I didn't have anyone else to talk to.

Lily: Why, what happened?

Amber: Cane wants to move back to Australia.

Lily: Oh. Well, that's a bummer. Don't forget your sunscreen.

Daniel: She doesn't wanna go.

Lily: Oh, then don't go.

Amber: Well, it's not that simple. You know, I love him, but he loves the outback. Me, I'm a city girl. I just can't even imagine myself there.

Daniel: Oh, come on, it doesn't look that bad.

Amber: Yeah, Daniel and I-- we were just, uh, looking up Australia online.

Lily: Oh. Well, um, would Cane move to the city? I mean, Sydney isn't that far, is it?

Amber: This was starting to feel like home. It's just. . . I guess I'll just have to enjoy it while I can, right?

Amber: Oh, I'm gonna. . . [Cell phone rings] hello?

Cane: Hey, Love, where are you?

Amber: Mmm, I'm at Daniel and Lily's.

Cane: Are you coming home soon?

Amber: Why? Can't live without me?

Cane: And I'm hungry.

Amber: I think you forgot I burn ice.

Cane: Well, that's why they invented takeout food. What do you feel like? Chinese? Thai? Greek? Italian?

Amber: American--American-- very American, like apple pie American. I'll pick up something on my way home.

Cane: Okay.

Lily: Oh, um, Amber, why don't you, uh, stay here for dinner, and then you can invite Cane. Is that okay?

Daniel: Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Amber: Um, did you hear that?

Cane: No, what?

Amber: Come over to Daniel and Lily's for a nice home cooked meal.

Kay: I wish with all my heart this young man was your son, but he isn't. And we can't change that. We can't change that. There' sense no sense in wallowing in that fact.

Jill: Wallowing? When it feels like I just lost my son all over again?

Kay: Jill. . .

Cane: Maybe my idea of a mom is at fault 'cause I never had one, but, Mrs. Chancellor, I don't understand. Jill is your child and you caused her all of this pain.

Kay: I'm aware of that.

Amber: This whole thing-- it's just not making any sense, okay? We know that Cane's mother is Violet Montgomery! You gave Jill's son to Violet Montgomery! No, how many people have that name?! One stupid piece of paper says Cane's not your son--

Jill: The stupid piece of paper didn't come out of a fortune cookie! It's a DNA test, Amber! Now, it is over! We have to accept it.

Gloria: Here's to Mr. Kim, for canceling the business tri and "EXTREME CATWALK,” here we come!

Ji Min: And here's to the two lovely ladies who will be representing Jabot Cosmetics on national television.

Jill: Oh, free publicity! What more could any business owner ask for?

Ji Min: Good Lord, I never thought of that.

Jill: Oh, right!

Gloria: Mr. Kim, have you seen "EXTREME CATWALK"? You haven't, have you?

Ji Min: I have a general idea of what it's about.

Gloria: See. Well, Jill, I say we show Mr. Kim what he's missing.

Jill: Uh, some other time. I really should be going anyway.

Gloria: Oh, no, no, no, no, Jill, come on, stay. It's early. Come on.

Ji Min: Jill, Gloria's right. You'll be representing my company. Stay, show me what you got.

Nikki: Hi, Darling

Victor: Hello.

Nikki: Time to wrap up whatever you're doing. We have something important to take care of.

Victor: Oh, yeah? And it can't wait?

Nikki: No, our daughter can't wait. You promised you would make amends with her.

Victor: And I will.

Nikki: Well, you told her that she should back away from the business.

Victor: Because I'm concerned about the stress the business will cause. It's not good for her, nor for the baby.

Nikki: It was perceived as you trying to get rid of her.

Victor: Why the hell would I do that?

Nikki: Oh, I don't know.

Victor: I was simply trying to be supportive with our daughter, all right? Her health and the baby's health are very important to me.

Nikki: All right.

Victor: Don't you think that you have been laying this "Family first" business on a little bit too thick.

Nikki: Oh, I have not. That's all in your head.

Victoria: You must be anxious about the big vote tomorrow.

Phyllis: You aren't?

Victoria: Huh? No. No, no, I'm not. Not since my mom has decided to run for a seat on the board.

Phyllis: Well, you know that Nick and Victor have not changed their minds they're voting in favor of the funding, you know that?

Victoria: As much as my dad and Nick wanna fund Jack's development, I can't believe that they'd vote to keep my mom off of the board.

Phyllis: You never know.

Victoria: I can't imagine that my father would oppose his own wife. Everyone's voting in their best interests, right?

Phyllis: Right, I'm counting on it.

Jack: So have you had a chance to look at the revised figures on Clear Springs?

Brad: Looked at it? I've practically memorized it. It's all anyone at Newman's talking about.

Jack: Really? What are they saying?

Brad: Should we fund it? Should we pass? It's a brilliant development. It's shortsighted and destructive. It's Jack revitalizing an area. It's Jack playing Megalomaniac.

Jack: And where do you stand?

Brad: Firmly in the middle.

Jack: Well, I'm getting places with you. I'm happy about that.

Brad: Don't give me any big sloppy kisses yet, Jack. I'm not committing either way.

Jack: Well, I'm just happy you're keeping an open mind.

Sharon: Excuse me? Hi. Jack, you ready for dinner?

Jack: You know what? I gotta make a few phone calls to make. The faster I make 'em, the faster we can get out of here.

Sharon: Okay so. . . it seems like you're laying the groundwork for the unexpected vote tomorrow

Brad: If Nikki gets on the board, I have no choice but to vote against wife.

Sharon: I think the correct term is blackmail.

Brad: Victoria will go ballistic if I don't support her.

Sharon: So what are you gonna do? Tell her now? Or wait until the vote?

Brad: What difference does it make? Either way I'm screwed.

Sharon: So Phyllis wins again?

Brad: Not yet.

Sharon: Do you have a plan?

Brad: You could call it that. I was thinking of taking Vicki out for a quiet evening and trying to slowly convince her to change her mind about the project.

Sharon: Well, that won't be easy to do. She's very passionate about preserving the architectural heritage.

Brad: I don't have a lot of options here, Sharon. Maybe I can persuade her with a little more time.

Sharon: You can always use the Carlton charm. I mean, what woman can resist that?

Brad: I can't risk Phyllis telling Vicki about us. Even if it means opposing her on the vote.

Sharon: I'm--I'm so sorry that you are in this position, Brad.

Brad: It's not your fault.

Sharon: Look, um, for what it's worth, I-I do believe in Jack's project. And I think that voting for development is the right thing to do-- even if it is for the wrong reason.

Victoria: Brad. . . I need to talk with you.

Gloria: And then the host comes out says, "Are you a fashion plate, or are you out-of-date?” The models come out, and we judge them.

Ji Min: All right. How about that woman there? Striking woman in the beige suit-- how would you judge her?

Gloria: Hmm. . . .

Jill: Let's switch. You be the positive judge. I'll be the negative.

Gloria: All right, I'll play that game. I like the I think it's very elegant. It moves gracefully into the evening after a hard day at work. And notice how the ruffles add a hint of playfulness without being overpowering. And notice the earrings draw the attention up to the face. No, I say it enhances. They don't overpower. They compliment. Very Feng Shui.

Jill: Oh, please! It's all ying and no yang. It's about as exciting as a box of rocks. Her aesthetic is anesthetic. It's a--and the yawn factor? A big 10. Somebody please splatter some color on that woman before she disappears into wall.

Ji min: All right, all right. What uh, about the pussycat in pink next to her?

Gloria: The pussycat in pink? Well, I say very chic Monique. Notice how that dress hugs her figure beautifully. The colors compliment her skin tones. The bag, the shoes, the scarf aren't too matchy-matchy, yet they still strike a harmonious chord. I say it's beautiful music.

Jill: Yeah, if the song is a funeral dirge. Look at how that-- look at that neckline! If it plunged any deeper, you could see her toes wiggling. And what is she wearing in her hair? Is that a dead insect? Please, pass me the bug spray.

Ji Min: This is a side of you I've never seen. I'm terrified.

Jill: And you never will again.

Ji Min: Well, "EXTREME CATWALK" is lucky to have you-- both of you charming divas.

Gloria: Thank you.

Jill: Oh, thank you. It's a lot more fun to be the mean judge.

Gloria: Yes, but I still say it's my forté.

Jill: I'm having a lot more fun than I thought I would tonight.

Daniel: Welcome to our home.

Cane: Thanks for having me over, Mate. Beer.

Daniel: Oh, thank you.

Amber: Is he a hot husband or what?

Cane: I'd like to thank the lady of the house for inviting me over.

Lily: Ah, cute and charming! Good catch, Amber.

Amber: Okay, so what should we make for dinner?

Lily: Something American.

Amber: How about Macaroni and Cheese?

Cane: What can I do to help?

Lily: Um, absolutely nothing. You are our guest. So, um, Daniel, can you help me clear off the computer table, please?

Daniel: Yes, Ma'am.

Cane: Oh, I see you're married to an internet addict, as well.

Amber: Um, I am not an addict.

Cane: Right.

Amber: Yeah, and who won that bet? That would be, um, oh--oh, yeah! Me!

Lily: Someone's busted!

Phyllis: Oh, wait! Hey, Guys! Hey, Jack, I have some great ideas for your campaign web site I was hoping to run by you.

Jack: Well, Sharon and I are on our way to dinner.

Phyllis: Oh, okay. I was about to get a bite to eat, too. Can I join you?

Jack: Sharon?

Phyllis: I mean, I would run them by you tomorrow, except I'm completely swamped.

Sharon: Where's Nick?

Phyllis: Nick is working late. He has a conference call. And Summer is in the nursery sleeping.

Jack: Would you mind making this a working dinner?

Sharon: No, no, I don't mind. I don't mind at all. I don't wanna do anything that would hurt the campaign.

Phyllis: Oh, it would only help the campaign, right? Now that we're friends.

Sharon: Yeah, now that we're friends, let's show everyone how friendly we are.

Brad: You wanted Newman to be green.

Victoria: No, I know, but this is beyond. I mean, you've managed to-- to raise profits, cut emissions, add employee benefits. You know, I knew they could do it. I knew it!

Brad: It was your inspiration.

Victoria: Well, I'm gonna shoot a copy of this over to India.

Brad: Not tonight.

Victoria: What do you mean not tonight?

Brad: Your workday is officially over.

Victoria: Says who? I'm the boss.

Brad: Says the boss's husband. He wants to spend a romantic evening with his wife and unborn child.

Victoria: Wow. He sounds like a real catch.

Brad: Well, why else would she have married him? Except for the fact that he's a pretty good looking guy.

Victoria: Yeah.

Victor: There they are.

Nikki: He

Victoria: Hey, uh, listen, if you two wanna use this room, Brad and I were just leaving.

Nikki: No, no, no, no, no, we came to see you.

Victor: I didn't mean to upset you earlier, okay? There's nothing more exciting than bringing a child into the world. I'm thrilled.

Nikki: You didn't want to use the situation to your advantage.

Victor: But, sweetheart, I was only concerned or your health and the baby's. You know that I only want what's best for you. You'll make a wonderful mother. I couldn't be happier than I am for both of you.

Victoria: Thank you. I'm very excited, you know?

Nikki: Well, we are, too. And we wanna celebrate!

Victor: Now shall we take the both of you out to dinner?

Victoria: Sure! Oh, yeah, we'd love that. That's a good idea.

Phyllis: So I've already done some retooling. Okay, so when the home page comes up you'll see, "Action Center" on the side. And that way, people can click on and make a donation if they want, volunteer. They can check out events and appearances. And, um, there will be a link to a map and directions if they need it. Um, it's very user friendly.

Jack: You are doing an amazing job, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Thanks. Well, we're up and running, right? David said there was gonna be a ton of negative press. It's just important that I get your handsome face and platform out.

Sharon: Well, David seems to think that he can put a spin on anything that's said about Jack.

Phyllis: I hope so. There are some things you just can't spin.

Jill: You know what? I'm fresh out of insults.

Gloria: Well, I say we try just one more.

Jill: Who?

Gloria: Eney, meanie. . . Mr. Kim.

Ji Min: Me?

Gloria: Yes, you.

Ji Min: No, no, no.

Gloria: And I am going to start. Well you obviously have excellent taste and the line of your suit is crisp and structured and very new garde. The clothes you wear demand that you be noticed. You are the vision of a commanding executive.

Ji Min: Well, danke schen.

Gloria: Your turn, Jill.

Jill: I agree with Gloria. You look very dashing.

Ji Min: And?

Jill: And that's it. You’re a real good dresser.

Ji Min: What happened? I thought you were gonna tear me apart.

Jill: Not as long as you own the company we both work for.

Ji Min: Ah, diplomacy.

Lily: Amber, don't tell me after all that, she returned the dress.

Amber: Even better!

Lily: She bought it in three sizes.

Daniel: Why?

Amber: 'Cause she wanted to have it in case she lost weight on on her new diet.

Cane: Yeah, but why three?

Lily: Because no one stays on a diet forever.

Amber: Okay, you know what? She should've just taken your advice in the first place. You have incredible taste.

Lily: Why, thank you!

Amber: Well, you do.

Daniel: And she doesn't even have to try.

Lily: Oh, so cute.

Cane: Oh, you got points for at one, Mate. So tell me about the hubby. Is he a primper?

Daniel: No.

Lily: Um, at least a half an hour on just the hair.

Daniel: What are you talking about?! Five minutes, if that.

Lily: Okay, tomorrow I'm going to time you and you will see.

Daniel: Do it.

Lily: I will!

Amber: You know what? You and I-- we should go shopping sometime. You can give me a couple of fashion tips, you know?

Lily: Okay, I'd love to.

Amber: Yeah! And when we move, you can-- you can send me clothes. Just pick 'em out the boutique and just send 'em to me.

Cane: You know, we do have clothes in Australia.

Amber: High-end fashion in the outback?

Cane: Oh, if you want fashion, I'll take you to the Sydney opera house and you can glam up as much as you want.

Lily: Hey, why are you going back to Australia? Don't you like it here?

Cane: No, a bunch of issues - mostly immigration problems.

Lily: But you are married to an American.

Amber: Yeah, it's, uh, not as easy as we thought it was gonna be.

Cane: Since 9/11, homeland security isn't giving out green cards like they used to. I got nothing keeping me here, so. . .

Daniel: I don't blame you, Man, especially after the DNA test. I would be outta here, too.

Cane: You told him?

Amber: Um. . .

Lily: So what DNA test? What are you talking about?

Amber: I'm sorry. I told Daniel. I was really excited.

Cane: No worries. It's okay.

Amber: Cane's been searching for his birth mother. We thought we found her, but it looks like it was just bunch of dead ends.

Lily: Oh, I'm sorry. That's disappointing.

Cane: It's all good. My mysterious origins add to my allure.

Amber: And to your ego.

Daniel: Looks like the girls are on point tonight. Cane, you want another drink?

Cane: Sure.

Daniel: Amber?

Amber: Yes, thank you.

Lily: I'll check on the food.

Amber: Listen, um, I hope you're not mad at me because I said something. I didn't use any names.

Cane: It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's just, you know, I just don't like to. . . to open up to everybody. You know what I mean? It's just. . . it's personal. Okay?

Amber: All right.

Lily: Hey, you didn't tell me that Cane was looking for his parents.

Daniel: It wasn't a big deal.

Lily: I'm just surprised that she came and talked to you about it.

Daniel: Why wouldn't she?

Lily: I don't know. I just didn't know that you guys were such good friends.

Victor: Thank you.

Victoria: Oh, the special looks good.

Brad: It does.

Victoria: Yeah, it looks good, but I think I'm in the mood for a steak.

Nikki: Oh, yeah?

Brad: As your husband I am taking a solemn vow-- no eating-for-two jokes.

Victoria: Well, don't make promises you can't keep.

Victor: Well, nine months is a hell of a long time, isn't it?

Nikki: Hmm.

Victoria: Yes.

Victor: Well, look who's here. That's a trio you don't see every day. Someone care to go over and say hello?

Victoria: No. Thanks.

Nikki: No, not really.

Victoria: I've seen enough of them at the office.

Phyllis: The Newmans are having fun. Even Brad. So, uh, Jack, have you made any progress with him?

Jack: Oh, I'm getting somewhere, but frankly, I'm not really counting on his vote.

Phyllis: Hmm. Hey, Sharon, do you ink that Jack is gonna be able to sway Brad's opinion?

Sharon: Oh, you know, I hope he does. I think Clear Springs-- it's a great project.

Jack: Sorry about this. [Cell phone rings] Yeah, gotta take this. I'll be right back. Excuse me.

Sharon: Well, you are really enjoying this, aren't you?

Phyllis: Every second of it.

Gloria: I don't know, I still think maybe I need a catchphrase, even though, "You've been Glorified" is starting to grow on me. Or how about, "I say. . . passé. "

Jill: I like the other one better.

Gloria: Me, too.

Ji Min: What about, "You're a fashion derelict"?

Jill: Horrible!

Gloria: Oh, boring!

Jill: Just awful!

Ji min: Fashion imbecile?

Jill: Worse! Where is your creativity?

Jack: Hello, ladies.

Jill: Hello, Jack.

Jack: Hello, Ji Min.

Ji Min: Evening, Jack.

Jack: I just spoke with Ashley a little earlier. She's in LA.

Jill: How is Ashley?

Jack: She's doing quite well. She's resting right now, but, uh, she made a point of saying that things are picking up in the Asian market. Congratulations.

Ji Min: Well, she was a tremendous help, which is why I had no problem with her taking a leave of absence.

Gloria: Speaking of LA, Jill and I are getting ready to appear on "EXTREME CATWALK."

Jack: You don't say?

Gloria: I do say. Too bad you didn't get your wish, Jack. Guess you're just gonna have to deal with it.

Jack: Well, thank you for telling me what I need to do.

Gloria: Nice to know the new boss at Jabot is more supportive. He even canceled an important business trip so I could appear on the show.

Jack: I would think, Jill, you of all people would realize what an embarrassment this could be for your reputation.

Jill: Jack, lighten up. It'll be fun. It's something different for Jabot and for me.

Jack: You all have a wonderful evening.

Gloria: I don't know what makes me happier-- appearing on the show, and knowing how much it'll infuriate Jack.

Jill: He really is overreacting.

Ji Min: Ladies, will you excuse me for a moment?

Gloria: If anybody knew the real Jack Abbott, he wouldn't get one vote, except maybe from Ashley.

Jill: And yet, he gets away with almost everything.

Gloria: Not everything, Jill. He didn't get to keep Jabot.

Jack: Right, send her the new figures right away. I' talk to you first thing tomorrow. Thanks.

Ji Min: Jack, let me explain my reasoning about--

Jack: I just have one question. Why would you cross your employer?

Ji Min: Jack, please. . .

Jack: Perhaps you have forgotten who really owns Jabot.

Ji min: Jill pressed me to keep Gloria on the show.

Jack: Jill is not your employer.

Ji min: But she is C.E.O. of this company.

Jack: Did I not make clear what I wanted you to do?

Ji min: Look, Jack, your opinions about Gloria are keeping you from seeing the positives here. Their appearance on this show could skyrocket Jabot's--

Jack: I am running a political campaign. I'm not gonna have Gloria on nationwide television embarrassing the Abbott name.

Ji min: When you canceled the tie-in, it cost this company millions. Now their appearance could boost sales immeasurably. Now isn't that worth it?

Jack: No, it is not. I do not want Gloria representing Jabot anywhere. Pull the plug.

Gloria: Who knew Ji Min could be so much fun?

Jill: You know, I'm as surprised as you are.

Gloria: Yeah, we thought he was a stuffy old businessman. Guess he showed us, huh?

Jill: There was a time I despised that man. All he wanted from me we the daily business reports.

Gloria: Well, I think he's interested in a lot more now.

Jill: You think?

Gloria: I don think do Jill. I see it. All right, don't worry, I won't say another word. But, you know, an opportunity like that doesn't come along very often. And a woman's gotta take advantage of it.

Victoria: Boy or girl? Girl or boy? It doesn't matter to me. What do you want?

Brad: Both.

Victoria: Both?

Nikki: Oh, my Lord! Twins?! Two at once, get 'em both.

Victoria: No way, Mom. No, not twins.

Victor: Have them one at a time and enjoy them separately. That's what I say.

Victoria: I would if I had the choice.

Nikki: Boy, girl, twins-- it's gonna be the most exciting thing in your life.

Brad: I wonder which of our traits our baby will have.

Victor: It will be a strong-willed child for sure. It runs in the family, doesn't it?

Brad: Can't argue that. Can you, Victoria?

Victoria: I am not the stubborn one in this family.

Brad: Oh, sure! Mm-hmm!

Victor: You, stubborn? Never!

Nikki: Introductions must be in order. Kettle, me pot. Pot, kettle.

Victoria: Maybe our child will be athletically inclined like Dad.

Brad: I could picture you as a soccer mom type. Hot.

Victoria: Yeah, not so much. Or maybe they'll be a great pianist like Mom.

Victor: Or an artist like you.

Nikki: Business runs in our family.

Victoria: Yeah. On both sides of the family.

Nikki: Maybe you will give birth to the next Newman board member.

Victor: You couldn't resist it, now could you?

Nikki: Well, we might as well keep it in the family.

Victor: Mm-hmm.

Phyllis: Oh! So good! My meal was amazing. You didn't even touch yours.

Sharon: I can't wait to see that smug look wiped off your face.

Phyllis: That's not gonna happen.

Sharon: Yeah? Just wait till I tell Jack that you're a blackmailer.

Phyllis: Why would you do that, Sharon?

Sharon: Because... I can.

Phyllis: Well, I don't think the right decision. It wouldn't be good for Brad. And we wanna do what's right for Brad, don't we? Plus I don't think Jack would think too highly of you.

Sharon: Well, Jack will understand. Because he knows that I was going through a hard time.

Phyllis: Are you sure about that?

Sharon: Positive.

Phyllis: Jack... he'll understand. Hmm. Yeah, he'll use this as leverage against Brad for eternity.

Jack: Sorry, Ladies, I have to cut this short.

Sharon: Oh, why is that?

Jack: I forgot I promised David some information he needs for a press release tomorrow.

Sharon: Okay.

Phyllis: Well, don't worry. I'll take care of the check.

Jack: Oh, no, no, no, I've got the check.

Phyllis: No, I'll take care of it.

Sharon: Terrific. That's lovely of you, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Oh, sure, my pleasure. See you later! Can't wait!

Jack: Thanks.

Amber: I bet that there's going to be hundreds of Australian women completely heartbroken when they find out you got married.

Cane: Oh, you know, they'll be jumping off bridges and tall buildings all over the country. It'll be such a travesty.

Amber: Oh, excuse me, do any of you guys have a needle so I can deflate his ego just a little bit?

Cane: Ow!

Daniel: I wish you luck with your trip down under.

Cane: Thanks, Mate. I'm just a little sad that I'm leaving without accomplishing all my goals.

Lily: Well, what else was there besides finding your mom?

Cane: I wanted to marry a pop star.

Daniel: Anyone in particular?

Cane: Yeah, one of those blondes with legs.

Daniel: Uh, I think you already caught one.

Lily: Have you hear Amber sing? She's incredible.

Amber: Oh, he doesn't believe me.

Daniel: Yeah, and, uh, she's got legs.

Cane: Oh, yes, she has. So I guess I can cross that one off my list, huh?

Lily: Oh, okay, not again, Romalotti.

Daniel: What?

Lily: That's your "I'm so sleepy" look that you use.

Daniel: Okay, now why would I do that?

Lily: I don't know. To get out of doing dishes? It's amazing how Daniel gets tired early every other night.

Amber: well, you know, he does look a little tired.

Daniel: Ah, Amber, thank you! There, I have a witness.

Cane: I'd be careful, Mate. If you can't keep up with the wife, she'll toss you for someone who can.

Lily: Ah, listen to the wise man.

Cane: I think we should give these two alone before this one passes out.

Daniel: That sounds like a good idea.

Lily: Oh, I get it. Now you're not tired?

Daniel: I'm cured. It's a miracle.

Lily: Well, you guys, this was fun. We should definitely do it again sometime.

Amber: Oh, we should definitely do it. Really.

Sharon: So... what can I do to help the press release?

Jack: I have a confession to make.

Sharon: Yeah? What?

Jack: There is no press release to work on tonight.

Sharon: Then why are we...

Jack: I saw you and Phyllis across the room. It looked like you were being put through a torture test.

Sharon: Jack... I try hard, honestly. But with Phyllis...

Jack: She doesn't make it easy, does she?

Sharon: No, she does not.

Jack: Well, look, I... I appreciate the effort.

Sharon: You're worth it.

Jack: When I think... how this relationship started-- neither of us knowing what we were getting into.

Sharon: Mm-hmm. We were both on the rebound. Doomed to fail...

Jack: And here we are-- months later-- still together.

Sharon: Mm-hmm. Happier than ever.

Jack: You do know this is only gonna get more intense for you. What, with the campaign, your job, being a wonderful mother to Noah.

Sharon: Mm-hmm. Is this your way of telling me that if I wanna back out now, I can, before it gets too hard?

Jack: Do you?

Sharon: Jack, that is the last thing that I wanna do.

Phyllis: It's nice to see you all having dinner together.

Victor: Thank you.

Nikki: Where's Nicholas?

Phyllis: He's still at work. He has a conference call. He's devoted to this project. He wants to make sure it goes through.

Victor: Well, that's my boy.

Phyllis: That's right. Listen, I don't wanna interfere. I just wanna tell you Victor, I just wanna tell you. I couldn't get enough of this when I was pregnant.

Victoria: Thanks, Phyllis.

Phyllis: You're welcome. No problem. Listen, I know we don't all see eye-to-eye, but, um... we just to remember what's most important.

Victor: Thank you for stopping by.

Phyllis: Absolutely.

Daniel: Wait, wait, wait...

Lily: What?

Daniel: I can't.

Lily: Why?

Daniel: House rules. The dishes have to be done tonight.

Lily: No, they don't!

Daniel: Yes, they do. You made those rules. What do you want me to break them now?

Lily: You drive me crazy, you know that?!

Daniel: Yeah.

Lily: Yes.

Daniel: But in a good way, right?

Lily: Mm-hmm. Ugh! Fine! Well, I am gonna take a bath if you wanna join me, okay?

Daniel: I will be right there.

Lily: Okay. I'll be waiting.

Daniel: Okay.

Amber: You tease me about being on the computer! Look who's already on the internet, hmm? I should unplug it.

Cane: Mm-m.

Amber: Hey, you got kinda quiet when we were leaving. Didn't you have good time?

Cane: Sure. It just got me thinking.

Amber: About hat?

Cane: Leaving. Planning. Here we go!

Amber: What?

Cane: Pack your bags baby. There's a flight to Brisbane that leaves tomorrow and it has our names all over it.

Gloria: Now I really think you're gonna like this idea. You know, back in the day when I really had nothing, if I ever needed a pick me up I'd go to the department stores and cruise the makeup counters. And that free makeover made me feel like a million bucks. So... at the Jabot counter, we give customers a makeover and a gift of glam shot-- a printed out digital photograph of them all dolled up that they get to take home along with their Jabot sample kit.

Jill: Wow, with the products that we used on them. That is a fantastic idea!

Gloria: Thank you, Jill. And we could even develop gift of glam into a whole cosmetics line if we want to.

Jill: Yeah.

Ji Min: Interesting.

Gloria: Interesting? With all due respect, Mr. Kim, I hate the word interesting. Why don't you just say no? I bet it's Jack, isn't it?

Ji Min: What is?

Gloria: Your mood. It changed the minute he came into the room. And I'm not surprised because he sucks the air out of every room he's in.

Ji Min: Well, he certainly has a presence about him.

Jill: He's very insulting, you know? Mean, he knew that you supported us doing "Extreme Catwalk," and still he said he didn't.

Gloria: Well, he'd never support anything I do.

Jill: He can't seem to let go of Jabot. And he's always so sure that he's right. And he never loses an opportunity to question what you do. How do you stand that?

Ji Min: I don't let it bother me. I own Jabot. That's all that matters.

Gloria: You know something? It was Jack's poor judgment that got Jabot into trouble in the first place.

Jill: Well, good thing he has no say in the company anymore.

Gloria: But it's that air of superiority that really gets me.

Jill: And he always, always has ulterior motives.

Ji Min: You couldn't have described Jack Abbott any better.

Jack: You've been married. I've been married.

Sharon: Wait, how many times have you been married?

Jack: More than I like to admit. It takes a lot of energy to keep it going.

Sharon: You know... I tried really hard to make my marriage work. And I still failed.

Jack: That's because you had a husband who wasn't working with you. You can't do it all by yourself. I am constantly amazed how easy it is with you.

Sharon: Yeah. It is easy. You know, I'm comfortable.

Jack: Yeah. No fighting, head banging and struggling and... everything fits.

Sharon: Mm-hmm. It does. Because I'm happy. I'm happy with you. What?

Jack: Will you marry me?

Sharon: Will I marry you?

Jack: Yeah.

Sharon: Whoa. I... wait a minute. I don't know what to say.

Jack: Just say yes.

Sharon: Well, this is kind of sudden.

Jack: For me, too. But I suddenly realize this is what I want. It feels right. I love you. And I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

Sharon: Jack... I, uh... I'm sorry, I...

Jack: Is this your polite way of turning me down?

Sharon: No! No. It's not. I... I'd like just to... to have a little bit of time to think about this. If that's okay with you?

Jack: Yeah, that's okay with me. You take as much time as you want. I will not rush you. I just want you to say yes.

Victor: Well, I must say, this was a wonderful dinner.

Victoria: Mm-hmm. It sure was. Are you sure you don't want the last bite of my dessert, Mom, really?

Nikki: It's so rich. It's great, but I can't have any more. We have to go.

Victor: You two enjoy the rest of the evening.

Victoria: Oh!

Victor: Bradley, good night.

Brad: Good night, Victor.

Victoria: Good night.

Victor: Goodnight, my sweetheart.

Nikki: Good night.

Victor: We'll see you later.

Victoria: Okay.

Victor: All right.

Victoria: You know...

Brad: Hmm?

Victoria: I gotta hand it to Phyllis. She sure knows her sweets.

Brad: Well, anytime you have a craving for it, let me know. I'll come get it. Even if it's Phyllis who recommended it.

Victoria: You know, I'm so lucky to have such a devoted husband.

Phyllis: Mommy and Daddy are so happy! You wanna know why? Because we love each other. And because we love you and tomorrow, we have a big exciting project we're gonna start working on. Yeah, that's right. And, Summer, you know what? Don't let anybody ever tell you you can't have it all... because you can. That's right. That's right. You can have it all.

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Will: Mr. Hellstrom, glad ran into you.

JT: Do I need my lawyer?

Kevin: No, Mikey, don't! Don't even!

Michael: You have got to let this go!

Jill: I guess you're... leaving us, huh?

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