Y&R Transcript Friday 2/23/07

Y&R Transcript Friday 2/23/07 -- Canada; Monday 2/26/07 -- U.S.A.


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Michael: Kevin was arrested on a warrant with no bail.

Nick: So he's stuck there?

Michael: At least for tonight. Although, I did manage to arrange a private cell.

Nick: So what happens in the morning?

Michael: I try to convince the judge to reconsider. Hey.

Phyllis: I convinced, uh, Lauren not to wake Fen up just yet.

Nick: Well, that gives us a chance to visit.

Phyllis: Yeah. So, uh, she filled me in on Kevin.

Michael: Well, for the record, he didn't do it.

Phyllis: Then he'll be proven innocent.

Michael: Yes, he will.

Phyllis: We have good news.

Lauren: Ah, good. I think we could all use some.

Phyllis: Oh. Well, um, Nick has decided to make me an honest woman in Wisconsin.

Michael: That's right! That's right! The six-month waiting period is over. Congratulations!

Lauren: That's so great.

Nick: Not that our cowboy bar wedding wasn't great...

Michael: No.

Phyllis: That was the most romantic day of my life.

Nick: It was cool. It was cool.

Phyllis: It was cool?

Nick: It just-- it's not legal in Wisconsin, so it's a minor detail.

Phyllis: That's right. And we wanna say our vows to each other in front of family and friends.

Michael: Aw.

Lauren: Oh, that's so great! Come here! Let me congratulate you!

Phyllis: Thank you.

Lauren: Why don't I have some dresses sent over?

Phyllis: Oh!

Lauren: Okay, so we can start the process! We can decide what you wanna wear.

Phyllis: Oh, that's sweet! That's perfect! Thank you!

Michael: Nick, they don't even know we're here anymore.

Nick: This could go on for hours. I wish there was a game on.

Phyllis: Yeah, maybe not white.

Michael: Shoot me now.

Lauren: No? No?

Phyllis: Maybe not white. Since I've done it before.

Lauren: Now have you worked out any of the ceremonial details or anything?

Phyllis: Um, uh, a few. I mean, there's one that I'm-- I'm certain of, um...

Michael: Which one is that?

Phyllis: I-I would like you to stand up for me, since you're my best friend.

Lauren: That's so cool!

Michael: Me?

Phyllis: Yes, I... I wouldn't want anyone else.

Michael: Okay. Yeah, I'd make a great maid of honor.

Lauren: Well, Matron. You know, you're married.

Michael: Right.

Nick: And you'd look real interesting in a dress, Baldwin.

Michael: At least I have the waist for it, Newman.

Phyllis: In fact, I want-- I want you both to stand beside me. Will you please say yes?

Lauren: Yes!

Esther: I'll get it.

Jill: Ji Min?

Ji Min: Mrs. Chancellor.

Kay: Oh.

Ji Min: The reports you asked for.

Jill: You didn't have to bring them over personally.

Ji Min: No, I wanted to. Besides, I thought you might be sick. I brought you some Chighe.

Jill: Chighe?

Ji Min: It's Korea's answer to chicken soup. But, uh, you don't look ill. In fact, you look rather lovely. I love the pink.

Jill: Oh. Um, I'm sorry you misunderstood. I've been dealing with a family problem.

Ji Min: Well, I'm sorry for barging in. Um... I'll show myself out.

Jill: No, no, no, no, no, stay with us. Share the soup with us.

Cane: Uh, Amber, listen...

Amber: Um, will you give me a sec? I'm gonna go put my toothbrush in our bathroom.

Cane: Amber, um, look, what you did for me-- I'll never be able to repay you but, um...

Amber: You know, that bathroom needs redecorating--Amber style.

Cane: Amber, I've been thinking.

Amber: What about, Darling?

Cane: You see, the point is, I've never really lived with someone before.

Amber: Aw, don't worry about it. Whatever bad habits you have, I will break you of them.

Cane: See, the place is really small.

Amber: No, I think it's cozy. And once I fix it up--

Cole: Fix it up? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think the owner's gonna like that.

Amber: Oh, nothing much, just maybe a vase of flowers over here, a couple throw pillows on the couch. You know, I was thinking pink. Or would you prefer purple?

Cane: Amber, I really don't think--

Amber: You're gonna have to get rid of some of your junk to make room for my stuff.

Cane: Okay, Amber, listen... you're a really great girl, all right? But I just...

Cane: What? What?

Amber: You're so sweet.

Cane: What are you talking about?

Amber: You were trying to let me down gently, but the look on your face--

Cane: So you mean...

Amber: Relax. I'm not moving in, okay? I was teasing you. I know our marriage is in name only. Come on.

Cane: You really had me going.

Amber: Hey, you know, you're not the only one who likes their space.

Cane: Right.

Amber: We're just gonna have to make sure immigration doesn't catch on.

Cane: Which they will if we don't live together.

Amber: Yeah, but we'll figure something out.

Neil: Yeah? Mr. Chow.

David: I have those numbers from Granville Global. I thought you might want to take a look at them.

Neil: Couldn't this have waited until tomorrow?

David: I was under the impression that you were anxious to get your hands on them. And since I live just a few doors down...

Neil: I have something for you in my office. Won't you come in?

Neil: Uh, make yourself at home. I'll be right back.

Dru: Neil, who was that? I thought I heard-- what--what are you doing here?! Put that down! Put that--

David: I was just looking--

Dru: Get your grubby hands off that! You're done looking. You're done. Neil? Neil? What is he doing here?

Neil: Dru, relax. Calm down, okay?

Dru: What is he doing here?

Neil: I asked him to come in. I have a file for him.

Dru: Don't you see what he's trying to do? He just wants to scope out our space, Neil! He's just trying to get-- this is the last time! I am calling the police!

Neil: Calm down, all right?

Dru: I'm calling the police! It's the last time! Damn it!

Neil: Hey, listen, um, I'm sorry about that. You know, from now on, maybe we should conduct all business at the office, okay?

David: How do you put up with it?

Neil: Put up with what?

David: Being married to a lunatic.

Cane: How's the research coming?

Amber: Great. The first thing you have to do is contact your lawyer.

Cane: I figured.

Amber: Yeah. And it'll take some time for them to file a notification of marriage with immigration. Um, but, you know... then they can investigate us.

Cane: Sounds a tad invasive.

Amber: Oh, it's their job, but it's not like they're coming over tonight.

Cane: Okay, now what?

Amber: Now we prepare.

Cane: How?

Amber: I'm gonna bring some stuff over. Have you ever seen that movie "Green Card"?

Cane: No.

Amber: Okay, we should rent it for search, you know? They're gonna ask us a lot of personal questions...

Cane: Personal?

Amber: And we want them to believe that our marriage is real.

Cane: I like personal.

Amber: Yeah? What's your favorite color?

Cane: Red.

Amber: Hmm, what's your favorite peanut butter?

Cane: Waltzing Matilda's Chunky.

Amber: What's your favorite movie actress?

Cane: Nicole Kidman, of course.

Amber: Favorite place to make love?

Cane: They're really gonna get so personal?

Amber: No. But I just thought I'd like to know.

Cane: Well, maybe you'll just have to wait.

Amber: Oh! A mystery man, huh? I like that.

Cane: Come here

Amber: What?

Amber: No, no, no, no, back to business! Okay... check this out. Mr. Mister, say cheese! (Giggles)

Cane: What are you taking my picture for?

Amber: Because I'm gonna make your mug my screensaver. So I can show all of my friends how happy I am to be your new wife.

Ji Min: Listen, are you sure I didn't interrupt something?

Jill: Oh, yes, I'm sure. You know, that soup was delicious.

Ji Min: Well, I'm glad you liked it.

Jill: Mm-hmm.

Ji Min: Uh, even though you're not really sick...

Jill: Well, I'm glad you misunderstood. If this is the kind of treatment I get.

Ji Min: Well, listen, if you're feeling okay, why don't we consider the soup an appetizer and let's go get some dinner.

Jill: I would love that. Um, I'm just--

Jill: Excuse me. Hello? I gotta take this in private. He's home? Your man saw him come in? No, no, I have the address. Thank you, Paul.

Ji Min: Bad news?

Jill: Actually, it's good... at least I hope it is.

Lily: So what was that all about?

Dru: Oh, it's nothing, Honey. We have more important things to focus on. How's Colleen?

Daniel: Still the same.

Devon: Yeah, she's gotta make it, though.

Neil: Do they know who d it?

Lily: Well, they arrested Kevin.

Dru: Seriously?

Devon: Yeah, seriously.

Lily: Mhmm.

Devon: They're accusing him of trying to kill Colleen again. It's crazy.

Daniel: They don't have any solid proof though.

Lily: Carmen's license was found in his wallet. So he obviously killed her, too. And now Devon can be off the hook!

Dru: That's good news.

Neil: Wait a minute-- if he's proven guilty. Until there's some proof, um, Devon-- he's still the one being charged.

Dru: Honey, we'll find the proof.

(Cell phone ringing)

Daniel: Excuse me.

Dru: Yeah.

Daniel: Hey.

Amber: Hey, Daniel.

Daniel: Amber, what's up?

Amber: Nothing much. Um, I've only got a minute. Cane just went to get something from his car.

Daniel: Yeah, I heard something about you guys and Vegas. You really went through and did it, huh?

Amber: Yeah. How about that, huh-- both of us getting hitched in Sin City.

Daniel: Copycat.

Amber: He's amazing, Daniel. I mean, this guy is a keeper, unlike my last husband.

Daniel: Well, I'm glad someone's happy.

Amber: Why do you say that? Oh, my God! That's so terrible! How is she?

Daniel: It could go either way.

Amber: Is there something I can do?

Daniel: Yeah, say a prayer.

Amber: I will. Um... listen, cane's coming back. I gotta go. Bye.

Michael: There we go! And now, ladies and gentlemen, to wedding number two.

Lauren: Yes!

Michael: May it be your last.

Phyllis: Whoo!

Nick: Let's hope.

Phyllis: We can get married in every state.

Nick: I can't afford any more.

Phyllis: It's so odd, I'm standing here drinking champagne when I shouldn't be alive considering the circumstances.

Nick: Phyllis, come on, don't do this.

Phyllis: I mean, you know how lucky we are, right? Sheila Carter isn't a threat to our children anymore. She's dead.

Lauren: Right. Thank God.

Phyllis: I have to tell you, the most terrifying day of my life was opening that door and looking back at an evil version of myself.

Michael: Just a physical version, that's all.

Phyllis: That's right. That's right.

Nick: The important thing is that it's over.

Phyllis: I can't imagine what would've happened had you not shown up.

Lauren: I just try not to think about that.

Phyllis: Oh, lucky for you. I think about it all the time. Anyway... I can't imagine what it was like for you-- trying to figure out... when to shoot or who to shoot.

Lauren: I knew it was Sheila the minute that she reached for Summer. I knew you would never put your daughter in danger.

Michael: The important thing is that Sheila Carter will never be a threat to any of us again, right?

Nick: That's right. Thanks to Lauren.

Michael: Here, here.

Lauren: Thanks.

Michael: Everything okay up there?

Lauren: Yes, Summer's awake. Phyllis is changing her.

Nick: Well, maybe she needs some help from the master diaper changer.

Lauren: Yes, Master Changer, I hear you're great at putting them on backwards.

Nick: That happened, like, twice. And I don't think Summer minded.

Michael: Yeah!

Lauren: I feel really guilty, Michael.

Michael: So do I. But we can't tell them.

Lauren: Well, maybe we should. I mean, if they ever found out that we knew that Sheila was alive...

Michael: No, I know. I know. It would be bad, but we have to consider everyone else.

Lauren: I know. I know. We could go to jail-- including Paul.

Michael: Fenmore could lose both his parents.

Lauren: And Detective Sullivan-- I mean, she put her career on the line for us.

Michael: I know. I know. It's hard to lie, but we have no choice.

Lauren: Maybe if we just made them understand?

Michael: No, no, Lauren, we cannot risk it.

Lauren: I know that. But maybe we should.

Dru: We need to talk to Colleen. That's all that there is to it. Maybe Kevin said something to her about Carmen.

Daniel: Colleen is unconscious.

Neil: Maybe we should go to the hospital and check on her progress.

Lily: Well, Dad, even if she is awake, you can't just start grilling her. Besides, the police won't let us.

Dru: No, we need to go over there. She might know something.

Daniel: I'm not buying that Kevin killed Carmen or tried to hurt Colleen.

Dru: Why not? He tried to kill Colleen before.

Daniel: Yeah, but he's not that person anymore.

Dru: Leopards do not change their spots and he's more suspect than my Devon. And if the DA had realized that earlier, maybe Jana would still be here and Colleen wouldn't be fighting for her life in the damn hospital!

Ji Min: You know, I've been meaning to ask you something, Mrs. Chancellor.

Kay: Mm-hmm, and what is that?

Ji Min: When you owned Jabot, did you keep the same tax consultants that you currently have on retainer?

Kay: Oh, no, of course not. I, uh, got rid of the old guard and put in some new people. Um, people with impeccable backgrounds-- lawyers, accountants-- people I could trust.

Cane: What, are you going home already?

Amber: Time to get back to reality. It's been fun, though.

Cane: I wouldn't know because I can't remember a bloody thing.

Amber: Trust me, the wedding was hot. The honeymoon was hot and I am still riled up from it.

Cane: So why are you rushing off?

Amber: I don't wanna cramp your style.

Cane: Oh, trust me, I'm feeling better.

Amber: Aw... you can't have it both ways.

Cane: Oh, but I can try.

Michael: That's good.

Lauren: It's a miracle.

Phyllis: Hey!

Nick: I'll tell ya, that kid of yours is amazing.

Lauren: Yeah?

Phyllis: Yeah, he slept right through, uh, Summer's crying.

Lauren: Well, you see, the problem is getting him to sleep, but once he's asleep, he is out. You know, just like his dad.

Michael: Hey.

Lauren: Actually, Michael can tune me out during almost anything, including a rant.

Michael: Yeah.

Nick: Yeah, we owe you guys an apology.

Michael: For what?

Phyllis: Well, we just saw, um, how-- how the mention of Sheila affected you.

Nick: We shouldn't have brought it up right now, especially when you had so much to deal with.

Lauren: It's not that, Nick. It's just, I...

Michael: It's just that we-- we're glad that Summer and Fen are alright.

Neil: Well, after watching her go off on David Chow, you can see that she thinks Carmen is still alive.

Devon: And stalking her.

Lily: Yeah, well, hopefully, that'll all be over once Colleen gives her statement about Kevin.

Devon: Yeah, then maybe she'll snap out of it.

Neil: I hope you're right.

Kay: Are you married?

Ji Min: No. I'm afraid I haven't had the pleasure.

Kay: Well, it's... it's none of my business, but I, uh, was just wondering if there was someone you left behind when you came to Genoa City.

Ji Min: I am a bachelor. But not by choice. I, uh... I just haven't found the right person yet.

Kay: So tell me, the factory in Tokyo-- what's your take on that? I mean, um, how are you leaning?

Ji Min: Well, Mrs. Chancellor, I'm afraid I'm torn about that. And I was hoping that Jill might have a strong opinion one way or the other. Why don't we ask her?

Kay: Good idea. Esther? Esther? Dear, have you seen Jill?

Esther: She left a little while ago.

Kay: You're kidding. Did she tell you where she was going?

Ji Min: No.

Kay: How rude. She didn't even tell you good-bye.

Esther: Jill being rude? Imagine that.

Ji Min: Well, she got a phone call when we were talking. It seemed rather important. It could have something to do with that. Do you have any idea what it could be about?

Kay: Yes, I have... a pretty good idea.

Jill: Hi, Cane, remember me?

Cane: Ms. Abbott, right? I waited on you a couple of times at Indigo.

Jill: Yeah. I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing here.

Cane: Kind of, yeah.

Jill: I was wondering if we could talk-- after you get dressed. I... it's important.

Cane: Sure. Sure. Come in. Make yourself at home. I'll be back in a jiff.

Jill: Thank you.

Amber: Hi, Mrs. Abbott

Jill: Amber?

Amber: Oh, uh, excuse the towel. We were taking a shower.

Jill: Oh, I see.

Amber: I know what you're thinking, but--but its okay. Cane and I are married.

Jill: I beg your pardon?

Amber: Yeah! We just got back from Vegas!

Jill: I don't know what to say. Um, I didn't have any idea that the two of you were so...

Amber: Oh, well, it w very fast. But, you know, when it's right, it's right.

Jill: Congratulations.

Cane: Did Amber tell you the good news?

Jill: Yeah, she sure did. Listen, why don't I come back another time, okay?

Cane: I thought you wanted to talk to me about something that was important.

Jill: Yeah, um, it can wait. I was just thinking of having a party and needed a bartender and I wondered if you were interested.

Cane: Sure, I could use the extra cash. That'd be great.

Jill: Good. Um, why don't I just give you my card? There you go.

Cane: Thanks.

Jill: Okay. Um, you call me when it's a better time to talk, okay?

Cane: Okay, I'll do that.

Cane: That was strange.

Amber: What was?

Cane: I mean... why'd she come over to talk to me about bartending?

Amber: Everyone knows you make the best drink in town.

Cane: Yeah, but she could've called.

Amber: Well, you know, it's a very am to d showing up unannounced. You'll get used to it.

Ji Min: Mrs. Chancellor?

Kay: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ji Min: Are you all right?

Kay: Yes, yes, yes, my mind was... in a thousand different places. Uh, you were saying?

Ji Min: No, it was just that, um, Jill is a fascinating woman... like her mother.

Kay: Yes, well, I'm not so sure she would agree.

Nick: I'm glad you guys could stay for a while.

Lauren: It's exactly what we needed-- a relaxing evening.

Michael: I wish I could say the same for Kevin. I hate the thought of him spending the night in jail.

Nick: It's gotta be tough, not being able to do anything for your brother.

Michael: I just hate the thought of him in that place.

Lauren: You'll get him out in the morning. At least he has his own cell.

[Phyllis remembering]

Sheila: They thought they could keep me locked up in a cell.

Phyllis: Did they really?

Sheila: Yes, they did.

[Phyllis still remembering]

Phyllis: Do I get a hug and kiss, too?

Michael: Uh... Phyllis.

Phyllis: Well, yeah. What's wrong?

Michael: Nothing, I'm just surprised you're still here. I thought you'd be gone.

[Phyllis remembering when Sheila had her captive]

Sheila: Escaping from Michael and Paul was some of the easiest work I've ever done.

Michael: Phyllis, you look like you're a thousand miles away.

Phyllis: I never told you everything that-- that Sheila said at the retirement condo. Do you wanna hear? She said a lot of things. But... the one I... that keeps on reappearing in my mind is, um... that Michael was keeping her captive.

Phyllis: It's true, isn't it?

Michael: Sheila was insane. She could've said a lot of things.

Nick: Did you know Sheila was alive before the kidnapping? Answer me. Yes or no?

Kay: Jill?

Jill: Yes.

Kay: You saw him didn't you?

Jill: Who?

Kay: Cane, of course.

Jill: Yeah, I saw him.

Kay: And he knows you're his mother?

Kay: What do you mean, no?

Jill: I mean I didn't tell him.

Kay: How come?

Jill: It was the wrong time.

Kay: I don't understand. What could be the wrong time?

Jill: He had just returned from his honeymoon.

Kay: His what?!

Jill: Yeah. Not only do I have a new son... I have a new daughter-in-law.

Cane: So are you hungry?

Amber: Ah, you are like a machine, huh?

Cane: You have to see me in the kitchen.

Amber: That would be a new place for me.

Cane: I'm talking about food.

Amber: Oh, that kind of hungry. No, I'm--I'm good. I think I'm gonna go home and unpack.

Cane: You know that... you're so sweet for marrying me.

Amber: Good night, Candy Cane.

Lily: What if she never comes out of it?

Daniel: What is she dies?

Lily: That the longer she's unable to breathe, the better it is for her.

Dru: She is gonna come out of it. And when she does, she's gonna clear you, Son.

Devon: I'm not even really worried about that right now. I just want her to be okay.

Dru: Wait a minute. Who moved the plant over?

Devon: What is this?

Dru: No! No! He seen the camera, so he must've warned Carmen!

Lily: Mom?

Devon: You know something? That's--that's about enough of this. Mom!

Dru: What?

Devon: Listen to me. Carmen is dead.

Dru: She is not dead! I don't want any water! Why don't you all believe me?! Why don't you all believe me?! I'm not crazy, all right?! I'm not crazy! Why don't you believe me?! Why don't you believe me?

Michael: Come on, you two, what difference does all this make now?

Phyllis: Michael, be honest with me. Did you or did you not know that Sheila Carter was in town?

Michael: I did.

Phyllis: You did?! And you chose not to tell me even though you knew she looked exactly like me?

Nick: How could you do something so stupid? You put my family in danger.

Michael: I thought I was doing what was best.

Phyllis: Leaving me defenseless... is what's best for me?

Michael: Look, Phyllis, we had no idea that it was possible for her to escape.

Phyllis: Oh, what are you talking about? You do, too. Sheila escapes all the time.

Lauren: We thought we had it under control, Phyllis.

Michael: You have to believe me. We never meant for this to happen.

Phyllis: You--you realize that she had me and my daughter at gunpoint the entire time?

Nick: It never should've come to this. You should've told us.

Phyllis: So I just wanna understand this. You didn't tell me because you don't trust me? Is that what it is?

Michael: What we did to Sheila was not exactly legal.

Lauren: We didn't want to put you guys at risk.

Phyllis: I can't even believe what I'm hearing. And--and you call yourself a friend of mine?

Michael: All right, you know what? Blame me. Blame me. Lauren didn't even know about Sheila until a day or two before she escaped.

Phyllis: Oh, a day or two? Well, then, that's fine. That makes all the sense in the world.

Nick: A few seconds was too long for something like this!

Phyllis: I-I--what if-- what if Lauren made a mistake? What if she shot me?

Lauren: No. No, I never would've shot unless I was sure.

Phyllis: My God, Lauren, listen to what you're saying! You were out of your mind! You say that now, but you can't be sure. I mean, who's to say that you wouldn't have shot me instead if Sheila hadn't gone for the babies?

Michael: Oh, come on, come on, I know you're upset, but there's no reason to say something like that!

Phyllis: Of course, I'm upset!

Lauren: Phyllis-- Phyllis, that was one of the most horrible moments of my entire life-- pointing a gun at someone who looked just like you-- someone that I love! But I was so afraid not to do something!

Michael: All right, Phyllis, she was trying to protect you and the babies.

Nick: She could have done that with the truth.

Lauren: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's something I have to live with every single day of my life.

Nick: Well, just think what you would've had to live with if your lies had cost me my wife and daughter.

Phyllis: Can--can you two please just leave? Just--just leave right now.

Michael: Phyllis...

Phyllis: No, I-I want-- I really-- I really want you to go. Please just get Fen and just leave.

Lauren: Phyllis, don't do this.

Michael: Phyllis, listen to me. You have to understand--

Phyllis: No-- no, I understand perfectly! You did not give me a chance to protect my daughter. You didn't give me the chance to protect my family!

Michael: Phyllis, please, this is not something--

Phyllis: Listen to me. I want you to go. I don't want you to stand up for me at my wedding. I take that all back. I want you to leave. I don't even wanna see the two of you ever again!

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Sharon: I wanted to be there for you.

Devon: Daniel, you need to get down to the hospital.

Daniel: Is it Colleen?

Devon: No, it's Lily. She got hurt.

Michael: They are charging you with murder one in the death of Carmen Mesta.

Kevin: No! I didn't do it, Michael! I was framed!

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