Y&R Transcript Thursday 2/22/07

Y&R Transcript Thursday 2/22/07 -- Canada; Friday 2/23/07 -- U.S.A.


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Michael: Not good, Kevin.

Kevin: How bad is it?

Michael: Her condition isn't getting any better

Michael: Well, worst case scenario, if she doesn't, I can make a case for you, so don't worry about that.

Kevin: You think-- you think that's what-- you think that's what I care about?

Michael: Okay, Kevin, just take it easy. It's natural for you to be concerned, being in your position.

Kevin: I care about Colleen, Michael.

Michael: We all care about Colleen

Kevin: This is all my fault. I'm the one who put the idea in Jana's head.

Michael: Listen, Jana set the fire, not you.

Kevin: No, if Colleen dies, I deserve whatever happens to me.

Lily: Hi. Any change?

Sharon: She's not breathing on her own.

Jack: Not yet, anyway.

[Lily goes over to Colleen’s bed]

Lily: It wasn't enough for you to be on crutches during Thanksgiving, now this? What a drama queen. And I brought you music, because I knew that you would go crazy without it.

Sharon: That was really thoughtful.

Man: Excuse me, Folks, I need you to try and limit her guests to one at a time.

Sharon: Oh.

Man: We need to perform some tests.

Sharon: Okay.

Man: Thank you.

Brad: I'm Brad Carlton. I need to see my daughter. Where is she?

Sharon: Brad! Hey!

Brad: Where's Colleen?

Sharon: Uh, listen, she's--she's in there and you can't see her right now.

Jack: The doctors are working on her right now.

Brad: What do you mean, they're working on her? What are they doing?

Sharon: They're just performing some routine tests, but her condition hasn't changed.

Brad: Well, I wanna see her right now.

Victor: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let the doctors do their work, okay? Just calm down. Calm down.

Phyllis: Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are sleeping babies.

Nick: How do you know they're not faking it just so you'll stop singing?

Phyllis: What? What are you talking about? They love my voice.

Nick: Hmm. Okay. How long did Michael say they'd be at the hospital?

Phyllis: He didn't say. Shouldn't we go over there later?

Nick: I asked Victoria to call if there was any news.

Phyllis: Mmm. Okay. They're so cute.

Nick: Yeah.

Phyllis: It kinda makes you wish that we had twins.

Nick: No. Are you kidding me? You don't serenade me in the shower anymore with just one.

Phyllis: What are you talking about? You just, sort of, insinuated that you don't like my voice.

Nick: No.

Phyllis: You didn't?

Nick: I'm saying that you would start singing and I would crank up the shower to drown you out. I mean...

Phyllis: What are you talking about?

Nick: It was the good old times.

Phyllis: In the shower? In the shower, you're so distracted with other things.

Nick: Mm-hmm. You're right, I was.

Phyllis: Take a shower.

Nick: Okay.

Phyllis: I'll watch the kids.

Nick: Aha! She was faking!

Phyllis: I know!

Nick: I knew it.

Phyllis: I'll use the teddy bear. It always works. I was gonna try it without it, but...

Phyllis: Hey...

Phyllis: Hi, is this Garabaldi gallery and gifts? Great, um, this is, um, this is Phyllis Newman. Listen, um... I see a-a charge on my husband's credit card and he asked me to call you. We're very disturbed, we think somebody is using it. So could I, um... could I confirm an item and, um, the cost of the purchase, please?

Amber: You really know how to tear it up in Vegas.

Cane: I'd say thanks, but... wow! Wow, we're really married, huh? It's dinky-di.

Amber: Dinky-di must mean Aussie for "Lucky you."

Cane: It means it's the bloody truth.

Amber: Check out our signatures. You spilled beer all over 'em. You know, maybe we should get this framed with--with pop-tops.

Cane: Seems fitting, doesn't it?

Amber: I thought you said boys from down under could hold their beer.

Cane: No, you know, usually I can. I just don't...

Amber: See, I told you those tickets wouldn't go to waste. We had a blast.

Cane: Wow. Wow, I'm so sorry, Amber. We said "I do" and I just don't remember anything.

Brad: I don't know what they're doing in there, but I need to see my daughter.

Victor: I know this is killing you. Come on, let's go outside here.

Brad: Why isn't anyone telling me anything?

Sharon: Brad... listen, um... she's heavily sedated and every so often, uh... the doctors bring her back to consciousness to see if she can breathe on her own.

Brad: What do you mean, to see if she can breathe on her own? They let her gasp for air?

Sharon: Well, they have to.

Victoria: I'm sure if there was some other way for them--

Jack: Look, we've asked-- we've demanded-- there isn't.

Brad: How is this happening?

Phyllis: Hey! Ooh!

Nick: Yeah, she's asleep.

Phyllis: You deserve a "Good Dad" reward.

Nick: Ah, you shouldn't have.

Nick: It's a... it's a picture of you-- a hot picture.

Phyllis: That's right.

Nick: I took this picture.

Phyllis: Yes, that would account for the reason that I have on, you know, the low-cut black dress.

Nick: Sure. And it used to be on my nightstand.

Phyllis: Right again.

Nick: So you wrapped it up and you gave it to me again?

Phyllis: That's right. It focuses the mind.

Nick: Hey, I'm always focused.

Phyllis: Well, what I mean is... one good turn deserves another.

Nick: So what? You wanna take a few shots of me in this outfit? I told you, I'm not into that.

Phyllis: No, I mean, now it's your turn to give me a gift, you know?

Nick: Oh, well, I can do that.

Phyllis: No, no, no, I mean something-- something more tangible. Like maybe... this?

Amber: You don't remember anything at all?

Cane: The last thing I recall is that you and your friend--

Amber: Ali.

Cane: Ali, all right, okay. You two were dancing.

Amber: Figures you'd remember that. And?

Cane: Nothing. Nothing.

Amber: Huh. Well, lucky for you, I am a semi-professional actress.

Cane: Oh, really?

Amber: Mm-hmm!

Cane: All right...

Amber: I promise to love, honor and obey your every command, you dazzler!

Cane: All right, so I was wearing my rugby jersey. All right, okay.

Amber: And I... take my Aussie hunk of burning love in a rugby shirt to be my lawfully wedded husband.

Cane: Okay, so Ali was the witness? All right, okay.

Amber: We'll make the minister's wife our witness, since the Sheila with the tasty cakes had to run off.

Cane: I called Ali tasty cakes" in front of a man of the cloth? No!

Amber: And you called his wife--our witness-- a "post-toastie."

Cane: No! No, I didn't!

Amber: Yes, you did! Yes, you did! And then you did this...

Brad: The nurse said 20 minutes. It's been half an hour.

Victoria: Maybe she's breathing on her own.

J.T.: Brad, hey, I'm glad you're back.

Brad: Right now I'd like to put you in a hospital bed, J.T.

Victoria: Whoa, Brad, stop. Knock it off.

Brad: I asked you to watch out for her.

J.T.: Yeah, you're right. I should done more. I'm sorry.

Man: Excuse me, Mr. Carlton?

Man: Her condition hasn't changed.

Brad: What are the chances she's gonna breathe on her own?

Man: Well, not as good as they were the day before.

Man: Sure, go ahead in. We'll talk afterwards.

Victor: Doctor, may I... have a word with you?

Man: Yes, Sir.

Victor: So what's, um...

Sharon: He can't lose her.

Jack: Colleen's alive. Where there's life, there is hope.

Victoria: Hello, Sweetheart. Uh... we're back from Europe and, um, everyone's safe. And your father--he's here. He's right by your side here. And he wants you to know that--

Brad: That, uh... that I love you so much. And I'm so sorry.

Cane: My apologies for getting tanked last night. It wasn't very gentlemanly of me.

Amber: I might forgive you if you give me a reason to.

Cane: Really? You know, uh, getting drunk as a skunk isn't the way to start a marriage, even if it's one of convenience. So, uh, I just want you to know, I, um, I'm not gonna have to hold you to it.

Amber: Mmm. And I won't hold it against you. Because that's just the kind of bride I am.

Cane: Really?

Amber: Uh-huh.

Phyllis: Okay, so I have a confession to make.

Nick: Uh, you, uh, dug around in my wallet for this?

Phyllis: No, it was sitting right there on the table. You know it was sitting there. Obviously, you wanted me to find it. And you know I can't wait for anything.

Nick: Look, Phyllis, um--

Phyllis: No, listen, it's fine because I called the, um, the art gallery and they wouldn't tell me what you bought me.

Nick: It, uh, it wasn't for you.

Phyllis: Oh. It wasn't? Well, who was it for? Because Summer is not old enough to appreciate something from an art gallery.

Nick: It was for Sharon.

Phyllis: Oh. Sharon.

Nick: Yeah. It's no big deal.

Phyllis: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

Nick: It's just... to put the fighting behind us. You know, like you and Jack.

Phyllis: Right.

Nick: Hey, don't... don't look at me like that, all right?

Phyllis: I'm not looking at you like anything.

Nick: I mean, Jack put in a nursery for you at work.

Phyllis: Th -- that -- that wasn't for me. That was for Jack, so I would work harder and longer hours.

Nick: To keep the peace. That's exactly my point.

J.T.: Brad's right to blame me. I screwed up.

Jack: No, if anyone's to blame here, it is Kevin fisher. And the worst part is, Michael has been covering for his unhinged brother the whole time.

J.T.: Yeah even when I was working on Devon's case, Michael looked everywhere, except Kevin.

Jack: Yeah, like at me. Character is destiny, my friend. And the character of the fisher clan is most foul.

J.T.: You think Kevin killed Carmen?

Jack: I think character is destiny.

Kevin: It's funny.

Lauren: What is, Sweetie?

Kevin: I was so sure Jana had taken off because I told her about my past.

Gloria: Okay, Honey, she'd heard a lot about your past. She never let it interfere with your relationship.

Lauren: She loves you. Maybe she just needs some time.

Michael: Yeah, once you have a chance to explain to her—

Kevin: What chance? What chance? Your past never goes away. There's nothing you can do about it. Turns out, I was right. Hey, can do me a favor?

Lauren: Sure. Anything.

Kevin: There's something I want you to tell Colleen. It's important.

Amber: That really was worth waiting for.

Cane: That's what you said this morning when we woke up.

Amber: I did?

Cane: Yeah, you said we finally hooked up after the wedding.

Amber: Oh, right. But, um... this was a "Do-over." Considering your previous mental state... and right down to the editorial comment.

Cane: And wt a comment it was. I mean, all jollies aside, you know, yesterday, you said you loved me. You know, I do remember that. It's just, um... I don't wanna take advantage of you, 'cause, you know, I just don't feel the same way.

Cane: No, I mean, look, we made a mistake and I understand that. And it's not too late to take that back, you know? We can get it annulled-- no harm, no foul.

Amber: You know, I was so wrong about you.

Cane: I'm sorry?

Amber: I married you so you wouldn't get deported. You married me so, um-- what would be the phrase you would use? "Get into my knickers?"

Cane: No, no, no, that's not true.

Amber: You knew it was the only way I'd sleep with you.

Cane: That wasn't my intention, Amber.

Amber: But it's what you did.

Cane: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am sorry.

Amber: Look... I am not the kind of friend who would go back on her word. So I'm willing to stay married to you to protect you, in name only.

Cane: And what does that mean?

Amber: It means... no more sex.

Cane: Oh, hell no! That is a bad idea! Come here!

Nick: So this is, uh, hot chocolate for you. It's supposed to be covered in whipped cream, just the way you like it, but, I'll have to run to the store later.

Phyllis: Hmm. That's great. I get hot chocolate and--and... and Sharon got-- I'm sorry, what--what did you get Sharon?

Nick: It was a figurine of a mother and daughter. I thought it would remind her of Cassie.

Phyllis: Oh. I'm mother with a daughter, too. Yours.

Nick: And I adore both of you.

Phyllis: And, um... what prompted you to make this peace offering to your ex-wife?

Nick: It would've been our 11th anniversary.

Phyllis: That's right, yeah. Wow, you know, my--my anniversary with Jack is in... ten months. Um, maybe I'll ask him to get me something from Tiffany's.

Nick: It wasn't like that. You're taking this the wrong way.

Phyllis: Oh, um, there's only one person wrong in this room, and it's definitely not me.

Brad: Sweetheart, I have got a hell of a lot to tell you. You and your professor worked so hard to crack the code on the reliquary and it worked.

Victoria: Yeah, it worked. It's over.

Brad: We're all finally safe, because of you two. How I vilified the guy...

Victoria: Turns out that you are a better judge of character than we are.

Brad: I worried about all the wrong things. And I would give anything in the world for you to on your eyes... and say, "I told you so, Daddy."

Brad: On your eyes. Open your eyes, Baby.

Lauren: Well, hey, Jack. Are there any changes?

Jack: No.

Lauren: Well... I'd really like to see her.

Jack: You know, I think I can speak for Brad in saying, no way in hell. It's your brother-in-law that put her here.

Lauren: Excuse me?

Michael: Don't speak to my wife that way.

Jack: You know, I would think you two might have better things to do, like maybe delivering your certifiable brother to the padded cell of his choice.

Michael: Tell Brad's family that our hearts go out to them.

Jack: Your hearts? Your heart? I'd say anyone related to Kevin Fisher is lacking in that department.

Lauren: He's truly unbelievable. But I need to get in to see Colleen. Kevin gave me a message for her.

Michael: Sweetheart, she's unconscious. What could you possibly tell her?

Lauren: Something he just wants her to know. And I promised that I would. I don't know, maybe if I told Jack that--

Michael: No, no, no. You mention Kevin's name to Jack again, he might really lose it.

Lauren: Well, he's wrong. Because I know that Kevin is innocent.

Michael: Oh, that's my baby.

Kevin: So as I stand there, the woman I love tells me she's gonna make it look like I killed Colleen and in the process killed myself by accident.

Daniel: That's messed up.

Kevin: Tell me about it. You know, it's like I could hear the words, but it just didn't seem real.

Daniel: And all that over some hidden treasure?

Kevin: Yeah. She kept talking about this town in, uh, the Czech Republic Kutna something-or-other. And about this great-grandfather who had etched this code in some piece of art during World War II. I was barely following.

Daniel: And Colleen heard Jana say all this?

Kevin: Yeah, she even knew some of it.

Daniel: Well, I wouldn't worry about it. 'Cause when Colleen wakes up, she can talk to the police and everything will be cool.

Kevin: If she wakes up.

Daniel: You know, the only thing you're guilty of is falling in love with the wrong woman.

Kevin: You know, when Jana was holding the stun gun on us, this voice in my head is saying, "You're getting exactly what you deserve for trying to kill Colleen."

Daniel: You gotta stop thinking like that. Jana was the twisted one.

Kevin: She was doing this for money. For this buried treasure. That's why she was gonna kill me and Colleen. That's why she killed Carmen. Not for glory, not for honor, for money.

Daniel: She confessed to killing Carmen? Did Colleen hear her say that?

Kevin: Yeah.

Daniel: Kevin, that could clear Devon. Colleen needs to wake up.

Nick: Okay... I got whipped cream, your favorite frozen yogurt, nuts, bananas... I'm thinking a monster banana split... in bed so what do you say? You in?

Nick: Phyllis, look at me.

Nick: Look at me, please. I show you and Summer... every day who's the most important to me. You have nothing to be jealous of.

Phyllis: Don't--don't--don't do that-- that I'm jealous. I'm not jealous. Don't turn it around like that. This is not my jealous face. This is my "What-- what are you thinking?" Face. There's a difference.

Cane: Well, my little actress, I believe my line should be that that was, uh... worth waiting for.

Daniel: I'm telling you, Kevin is innocent. He explained exactly what happened.

Lily: Yeah, he explained his version.

Daniel: You are never gonna believe this. He said that Jana confessed to killing Carmen. Colleen heard her. When she wakes up, Devon's gonna be cleared.

Lily: Wait, what?

J.T.: No, not so fast, guys. We found Kevin's wallet. Colleen, Carmen and Jana's licenses were inside.

Daniel: No.

J.T.: Yeah.

Lily: Yeah, it's funny how he left that part out.

Daniel: Okay, wait a minute. Kevin said that he drove Jana to the building where she set the fire. Maybe she planted 'em then.

Lily: Daniel, think. Who was Colleen afraid of? She knew that Kevin was dangerous and we should've listened to her.

Daniel: You guys are wrong about this. I'm telling you, the minute that Colleen wakes up, she's gonna back up Kevin and clear Devon.

Brad: I'm so glad you're here.

Sharon: Me, too.

Brad: You know, all my life, I've, uh... taken action. Fixed things. But when my daughter really needed me--

Sharon: Brad, you couldn't have known.

Brad: I should've been here.

Sharon: Well, I was here. And I didn't leave her side the entire night. Jack, too.

Brad: Thank you. That means everything to me.

Lily: Hey.

Devon: Hey.

Lily: Oh, my gosh! It took you long enough.

Devon: I'm sorry. I stopped to see Colleen. It's crazy with all those machines running.

Lily: I know. Every time I take a breath, I think what it's like when they wake her up to check and she can't take one.

Devon: Yeah. Stuff like this should only happen to people who deserve it.

Lily: Yeah. Well, if there's any justice, Colleen will be fine and Kevin will rot in jail for the rest of his life.

Devon: It really looks like he did it, doesn't it?

Lily: No, it's more than that. Okay, remember how Carmen's car was seen at the coffeehouse the night she was killed?

Devon: Yeah.

Lily: Well, they found Kevin's car after the fire and he had Carmen's driver's license and Jana's and Colleen's.

Devon: Wow.

Lily: Yeah. And that's exactly the kind of evidence that Michael needs to clear your name.

Devon: You know, I really thought that Kevin was a good guy now-- a changed guy.

Lily: Please, not for a second.

Devon: Why would he kill Carmen?

Lily: I'm sure Michael will find out.

Devon: Well, it's his brother.

Lily: Yeah, and you're his client, listen, the important thing is that you'll be cleared.

Devon: Yeah.

Lily: Well, it still hasn't sunk in yet, huh?

Devon: Yeah, it has. I get it. It's great, too. I just... you know... I'm worried about Colleen still, too.

Lily: I know. I'm worried, too.

Amber: Cane?

Lauren: Colleen... I have a message for you. It's from Kevin. Oh, he's changed so much. He's not even close to the person that you once knew. He wants you to know that he is praying for you. And now, Sweetie... we need a miracle from you. We need you to wake up and tell everyone the truth.

Man: Any tightness in your chest, excessive coughing or fever, come right to the emergency room.

Kevin: All right.

Man: Otherwise, you're good to go.

Kevin: Thanks.

Michael: Thanks, Doc.

Gloria: Thank you, Doctor.

Kevin: I need to see Colleen first.

Michael: Oh, uh... no, that might not be the best idea just yet.

Kevin: They all hate me, don't they? Brad, Victoria, everybody.

Gloria: Honey, anybody who really knows you-- they couldn't hate you. And once this whole town finds out the truth about what went on...

Michael: It's gonna take some time. Come on, we can talk at home. Let's go. William...

Will: You're under arrest.

Kevin: What?

Will: For the attempted murder of Colleen Carlton.

Kevin: No, no, I didn't do anything. Michael, make sure that--

Michael: All right, this is just a terrible mistake. What are you doing?

Gloria: My son is innocent. You come here to arrest him? You should be out looking for Jana!

Michael: Gloria, Gloria--

Michael: This is not helping.

Gloria: I thought that you were a good man.

Man: You have the right to remain silent...

Will: Stay here.

Michael: All right, Kevin, listen to me, listen to me. I want you to keep your mouth shut I will handle at the arraignment. The judge will post bail.

Kevin: Fine. Fine. Will you just take care of it to make sure I don't go to jail!

Devon: Kevin! Kevin! I wanna hear you say the words, okay?

Kevin: What?

Devon: Say to me, "I killed Carmen, and I was gonna let you go down for it."

Michael: Devon!

Gloria: He is not! Because he is innocent.

Devon: Oh, really? You letting your mom speak for you?

Kevin: I didn't kill anyone!

Michael: Devon, hallway, now! Come on!

Devon: You know what, Michael? For months, all you've been talking about is alternative perps, all right? Brad Carlton, Jack Abbott, my mother! How come you never talked about your brother, Mike?

Michael: Because he's as innocent as you are.

Devon: Really? They found Carmen Mesta's license in his wallet and Jana's blood by the lake.

Michael: Kevin said she drew the blood out of her arm bit by bit. It was a setup, Devon.

Devon: Oh, come on, Michael! Really, you believe that? No way can you be objective!

Michael: I believe my brother completely.

Devon: You know what? I'm gonna ask you only one time. Do you swear to me... that you haven't been leading me on just to protect Kevin?

Michael: I swear to you.

Phyllis: Why are you smiling?

Nick: Because you're cute when you're mad. And that right there... is your cutest face.

Phyllis: Stop doing this. I'm serious.

Nick: I know. And I know you're still mad at me. I made huge mistake. I should've told you about this thing for Sharon and... I'm very sorry.

Phyllis: I think you're only sorry because you got caught.

Nick: No. No, I'm sorry because I am... a jerk-- a big jerk-- the biggest. You wanna know what I have behind my back?

Phyllis: No. What is this accomplishing?

Nick: Well, it's all... part of the plan.

Phyllis: What plan?

Nick: Part one of the plan is the apology. Accomplished?

Phyllis: Yeah, yeah, sure.

Nick: Okay. Part two is the question.

Phyllis: What question is that?

Nick: A big question. Marry me?

Phyllis: I already did.

Nick: Yeah, but, uh... not locally. I want it to be legal in Wisconsin. I mean, that was always the plan, right?

Nick: Now I'm gonna make good on it-- the big fat beautiful wedding, you in a perfect dress.

Nick: And I'm gonna prove to you... that I'm the perfect man. And then we live happily ever after. How does that sound?

Phyllis: What do you have behind your back?

Nick: I was thinking you might wanna start looking for that perfect dress.

Phyllis: All right, that was smart thinking.

Nick: Well, you still haven't answered my question.

Phyllis: What question is that?

Nick: I love you. And I want you to marry me again.

Phyllis: Okay.

Amber: You don't call... you don't write...

Cane: I didn't wanna give away the surprise. There's only so much distraction a bloke can take. I can't play with you wearing mine, so...

Amber: Oh! This is the best wedding present ever!

Cane: Put it on.

Michael: Devon, just please, try and keep an open mind about this, all right?

Devon: Mm-hmm. Whatever, Michael.

Jack: Michael... I just heard the good news. I've been spreading it like the gospel. Your brother Kevin has been arrested.

Michael: Is there something you wanted with me?

Jack: Yeah, justice. Delayed, perhaps, but not denied.

Michael: My brother was trying to save Colleen's life.

Jack: Yeah, well, tell that to the judge.

Michael: You know, why don't you do the world a favor and crawl back under that gilded rock.

Jack: Oh, I think it's the fishers that are gonna be doing the crawling. I'm gonna be handing out cigars.

Michael: I know what's going on, even if you don't. Your father's gone. Billy, Abby, Ashley-- they're thousands of miles away. Who really cares about you, it would be pity. Now excuse me, I have to call the judge.

Jack: You son of a...

Victor: This is neither the time nor the place for a personal vendetta.

Man: Do you want to go downtown?

[Brad hits Kevin in the face]

Victoria: Brad!

Brad: I'll kill you, you son of a bitch!

Man: Settle down! Settle down! Do you hear me?!

Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Ji Min: Jill is a fascinating woman, like her mother.

Jill: I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing here.

Cane: Kind of, yeah.

Phyllis: Be honest with me, did you or did you not know that Sheila Carter was in town?

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