Friday Y&R Transcript 9/17/04

Y&R Transcript Friday 9/10/04--Canada; Monday 9/13/04--U.S.A.

By Eric
Proofread by Emma

Kevin: Mom?

Gloria: Hi,honey.

Kevin: Hi.

Gloria: How are you?

Kevin: I'm good. Why are you so dressed up?

Gloria: Going out with John. Do I look okay?

Kevin: Yeah, you look great. Living with the Abbotts must really agree with you.

Gloria: Oh, boy, does it ever. That house is so big, I almost get lost.

Kevin: What, uh, what are you doing here?

Gloria: I need a reason to see my baby? Okay, I'm missing some earrings. I probably left 'em in the guest room.

Kevin: Uh, well, I haven't seen 'em, but take a look around. Mikey's gone.

Gloria: Yeah, I know. He's out with... someone.

Kevin: Oh.

Gloria: So what are you up to tonight?

Kevin: Nothing, just hanging around.

Gloria: Thought you might have plans with that woman you're interested in.

Kevin: Oh.

Gloria: You never told me her name.

Kevin: It's Lauren, Lauren Fenmore.

Gloria: (Sighs)

Kevin: What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Gloria: I'm just surprised. I wasn't expecting it to be someone so--

Kevin: So perfect? Yeah.

Gloria: No! I mean, she-- she owns an entire chain of department stores.

Kevin: So? You're not the only one interested in hanging out with the other half.

Gloria: So you're looking to move up in the world, too, and that's why you're interested, huh?

Kevin: No, no, no. It's so much more than that, Mom. She's incredible. She's sweet, and she's smart, and she really understands me. She stood by me when no one else would. I like her a lot.

Gloria: How does she feel about you?

Kevin: Um, well, so far, she just sees me as a friend. But I'm gonna change all that. I'm gonna make myself into the kind of guy that she would want. What? What's wrong?

Gloria: Nothing, sweetie. Nothing at all. I'd better find those darn earrings.

Kevin: Eh, she'll find 'em.


Michael: Excellent. Excellent. Thank you, sir.

Jack: I thank you.

John: Thank you.

Jack: Here's mud in your eye. I tell you, our dates don't show up soon, we're gonna look like a couple of guys on the prowl.

John: Yeah, Gloria called, said she's running a bit late.

Jack: Well, I've been trying to reach Jill. No luck. Ah, she'll show up soon, I'm sure.

John: Oh, sure she will, son.

Anita: Oh.

Man: Here you go. Hi, how are you?

Anita: Good, how are you? Thank you.

Man: Thank you. Enjoy.

Frederick: Thank you.

Anita: Thank you. Cheers.

Frederick: Cheers. Here comes the happy couple.

Anita: I still can't believe Brittany’s marrying J.T. Hellstrom.

Frederick: Yeah.

Gina: Hi. I'm so glad you could make it. Now you promise me you'll have a good time tonight.

J.T.: All right, you bet. Thanks, Gina.

Brittany: Thanks.

J.T.: Well, after you.

Brittany: J.T., there are my parents. Look, I'm counting on you. If you blow this, I will never forgive you.

J.T.: How will I ever survive?

Brittany: J.T., this is very important!

J.T.: Okay, okay. Be nice to me. Otherwise I'll tell 'em that you're marrying Bobby Marsino, the man of their nightmares. Okay, pumpkin?


Jill: Elliot, you've gotta stop doing this.

Elliot: Doing what? What did I do?

Jill: Everything. And now champagne waiting in the limo at the airport? You're gonna spoil me.

Elliot: But you're a happy girl, and you had a good time, didn't you?

Jill: I'm a happy girl. I had a great time.

Elliot: Isn't Deer Valley beautiful?

Jill: Oh, it's stunning. I had no idea that Chancellor Industries had such a magnificent property. I still can't get over that view.

Elliot: What view? Didn't see any view. I was too busy looking at you. (Telephone rings) (Ring)

Jill: Oh, ignore it. They'll call back. They'll call back. (Ring) (Ring) (Ring) (Ring)


Jack: Come on, Jill. This isn't funny anymore. (Ring)

Brad: Everything okay?

Jack: Yeah, everything's great.

Brad: Abby wants you to come sit with us.

Jack: Well, I'd be glad to drop by. I can't promise I'll stay too long. Please tell me Victor isn't gonna be here tonight.

Brad: One can only hope.

Victor: I see Ashley and Abby over there.

Nikki: Oh, terrific.

Victor: Please, darling, not now, okay?

Nikki: Don't worry. If contact is inevitable, I will be nice. I'll be as nice as I can be.

Victor: I'm glad to hear that.

Michael: Well, so far, so good.

Lauren: Meaning what?

Michael: All the people I was hoping wouldn't be here aren’t.

Lauren: Oh, now that's no attitude to bring to a party.

Michael: Oh, is that what this is? I thought this was just us... alone... and all these other people are like extras in our movie.

Lauren: Is that your way of telling me you only have eyes for me?

Michael: Oh, you can read me like a book.

Lauren: (Giggles)

Michael: Oh.

Michael: This is gonna be a horror film.

Gloria: Oh! John.

Frederick: Good to see you again, J.T. Or perhaps I should be calling you "son" now, hmm?

J.T.: Oh, uh, I think J.T. is fine, Mr. Hodges. You could stick with that.


[Sharon performing a strip tease.]

Sharon: (Gasps) oh, my gosh! I didn't know you were home.

Nick: Hey, don't stop now. It was just getting interesting.


Gloria: I hope you don't mind me hanging onto you, John. It's just... I'm a little overwhelmed.

John: Oh, goodness. Of course I don't mind, my lady.

Gloria: Aw.

John: Now listen, I want you to meet some friends of mine. Will you please join me?

Gloria: Yes, my lord.

John: Why, thank you.

Michael: Look at her, latched onto him like a remora.

Lauren: Oh, Michael, when are you gonna stop worrying about what your mother is doing and start worrying about me?

Paul: Boo!

Lauren: Oh! Hi.

Michael: That's a buzz kill.

Paul: How are you?

Lauren: Hi.

Paul: You look beautiful.

Lauren: Thank you.

Jack: You know, it's about time. You could turn on your cell phone every once in awhile, Jill.

Diane: Surprise.

Jack: Wow!

Diane: Yeah, and look who I have with me.

Jack: Get over here, buddy!

Kyle: Dad!

Jack: Hey! How you doing? I didn't know you guys were coming to the party.

Diane: We had no idea there was a party. Kyle and I thought we'd treat ourselves, and here we are.

Jack: Oh, well, dive right in.

Diane: Oh, I wasn't invited.

Jack: Well, consider yourself officially invited by me. Look, Gina’s running this whole thing. It's only gonna be fun.

Diane: So what do you say, big guy? Shall we stay?

Kyle: Sure, Mom.

Jack: All right, let's party! Come on.

Kay: Oh!

Arthur: Well, this is very nice.

Kay: Mm-hmm.

Esther: Yes.

Kay: Ooh, the food looked absolutely delicious.

Arthur: Now why don't I get you some?

Kay: Um, no, no, no. I'm fine, thank you.

Arthur: Oh, nonsense. Sit down. I'll fix you a little taster's plate, some delicacies you can nibble on, all right? I'll be right back. (Laughs)

Esther: How will we know he hasn't poisoned it, Mrs. C?

Kay: Oh, please, Esther.

Esther: Don't "please, Esther" me. That man is dangerous.

Kay: We don't know any such thing.

Esther: Well, maybe not, but I am not going to wait until he kills you to find out for sure.

Kay: Oh, please.


Phyllis: Okay, listen. We're safe now. We're safe. Damon, it's over. Come on.

Alex: (Grunts)

Damon: I'm okay.

Phyllis: Okay, good. Good, okay. Daniel, call the police.

Daniel: M-Mom, no, we can’t.

Phyllis: Why not?

Daniel: We-- we need to talk first.

Phyllis: There's nothing to talk about.

Daniel: Yes, yes, there is. That's why I called you this morning.

Damon: Daniel, what's this about?

Daniel: Mom? Mom? Mom?

Phyllis: What?

Daniel: Please.

Phyllis: Well, what do you want to talk about? We'll talk about things when the police get here.

Daniel: No, we can’t. It'll be too late!

Damon: Then I'll call 'em.

Daniel: He's gone!

Damon: Would you call a cop?

Phyllis: Oh...

Daniel: Mom? Mom? No, no, no, no, no, no. No! No! No! No!


Jill: Are you sure you don't want any tea?

Elliot: Mm-hmm, I'm sure. Is your mommy home?

Jill: Apparently she isn’t. I guess my father and she went out for the evening.

Elliot: You mean we have this whole place to ourselves?

Jill: I'm sure that Esther is around here somewhere.

Elliot: I'll bet you have a lock on your bedroom door.

Jill: Oh, my God. Are you serious? You can say that after last night?

Elliot: What can I say?

Jill: You're insatiable, aren't you?

Elliot: Hmm.

Jill: But I'm sorry. I'm a little bit tired after the flight, and I'm just gonna take a nice, long hot bath and go to bed.

Elliot: Mmm. That's all right. And I have a headache. I'm gonna stop by the office on the way home. (Groans)

Jill: Elliot? Is there something going on that I should know about?


Brad: Come on, let's bring Mommy her coffee. Here you go, sweetheart. Oh, great, thank you. Here's your milk.

Ashley: Thanks.

Brad: Your dad looks like he's having a good time.

Ashley: He is in hog heaven. Look at him.

Brad: Is that a comment on his date?

Ashley: Come on, I would never say something like that, but now that you mention it...

Brad: Ah, look at that smile he's wearing, honey. Let it go.

Abby: How do you let go of a smile?

Brad: That's a good question.

Abby: Because it would fall off your face?

Brad: That's right. It would crash to the floor, and, you know, I am so glad you brought that up. Somebody could have gotten hurt.

Abby: (Laughs)

Brad: You are such a smart girl.

Abby: Thanks, Daddy.

Ashley: Okay, you two nuts, will you excuse me for a moment, please?

Brad: Oh, I don't know. Should we excuse Mommy? What do you think?

Abby: Hmm...

Brad: Hmm...

Abby: Okay.

Brad: Okay.

Ashley: Thanks. I don't know what I would have done.

Brad: Hey, you want your milk?

Abby: Thank you.

Brad: You're welcome.

Abby: Look, there's Victor. Is it okay if we talk to him?

Brad: Well, he looks kind of busy, honey.

Abby: Victor!

Victor: I'm gonna go see her just a moment, all right?

Nikki: Sure. I guess I can find somebody else to sit with.

Victor: Sweetheart, we are together tonight. Let's go.

Abby: Hi, Victor.

Victor: Hello, Abby.

Abby: Thank you for coming over.

Victor: Are you having enough to eat?

Abby: I'm not eating much now because we're staying here the whole night.

Victor: You are very farsighted.

Abby: My daddy says I'm smart.

Victor: You're a very smart girl.

Abby: Would you like to sit down?

Paul: Well, you're not wasting any time, are you?

Michael: With?

Paul: Well, I told you to take your best shot with Lauren and look, here you are.

Michael: What, did you, uh, think I was kidding?

Paul: Oh, no, every time I see you with Lauren I can tell it’s...

Michael: What, the little birds fluttering around my head?

Paul: They're mostly inside your head. Anyway, we'll see how it goes, but remember when I told you to be nice to that woman? I wasn't kidding either.

Lauren: Oh, how nice to see two former enemies being so cordial with one another.

Paul: Yeah, I know. I love it.

Michael: Oh, yeah, we're the cordial brothers.

Jack: Okay, check this out-- fresh from the kitchen.

Diane: Mmm.

Anita: Mmm, that looks good.

Frederick: You know, Anita, we haven't spoken to Tom and Martha Hellstrom in ages.

Anita: Well, that's right. How are your parents, J.T.? Brittany tells us they're on a cruise.

J.T.: Um, yeah, yeah, you know, so I haven't really talked to 'em much lately.

Frederick: Oh, come on. Surely they know about your engagement.

Anita: (Clears throat) yeah, actually now that you mention it, I'm surprised I haven't heard from Martha.

J.T.: (Clears throat) probably just still getting over the shock. Uh, just kidding.

Anita: So you're still in school, right, J.T.?

J.T.: Uh, sort of, part-time. I'm going to classes, but I'm also working.

Frederick: Oh, that's great. Tom is breaking you in to the brokerage business. A little internship of sorts?

J.T.: Actually, I'm working for Paul Williams.

Frederick: Of Williams Investigations?

J.T.: Mm-hmm, I'm a detective. Isn't that cool?

Victor: You know, I still have that little horsey you made for me out of clay.

Abby: His name is Starfire.

Victor: I know. I keep him right on my desk.

Abby: I'm glad you like it. When can I come and ride Starfire again, Victor?

Victor: I don't know.

Abby: Can it be soon, please? I really miss my pony. If I don't ride him a lot, he won't remember who I am.

Victor: Well, you're gonna have to ask your parents about that.

Abby: Can I Daddy, please? Can I soon?


Sharon: I wish you wouldn't sneak up on me like that.

Nick: Well, I'm thinking I need to sneak up on you a lot more.

Sharon: Weren't you supposed to be home an hour ago?

Nick: I never would have left if I knew you were gonna be doing this.

Sharon: Oh, gosh. You are just determined to embarrass me, aren't you?

Nick: Why don't you let me in on what was going on here? You seemed like you were in kind of a trance.

Sharon: What? Don't be silly. I was just... I was messing around in the mirror while I was waiting for my nails to dry.

Nick: Mm-hmm. I'll bet I know. A little surprise for me later? Yeah, you're busted. You might as well come clean.


Phyllis: If you think I'm gonna let that punk get away with this, you've got another thing coming.

Daniel: Mom, you don't understand.

Phyllis: No, you don't understand! You listen to me! He could have killed you, and he would of if Damon hadn't gotten here when he did. I cannot believe that you let him in this house after I forbid you not to.

Daniel: I didn't! I didn't let him in here!

Phyllis: I'm gonna make it my life's work to put that freak behind bars.

Daniel: Mom, you need to stop. You need to stop and listen to me! Just listen to me before you call the police, okay?

Phyllis: Go, tell me. I'm listening.

Daniel: I asked you to come home so I could tell you the truth about what I did, okay?

Phyllis: Don't tell... are you in trouble? How bad is it?

Daniel: It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.

Phyllis: Great.


Gloria: I just love this kind of food, you know? Lots of little goodies, so you get to taste all the different flavors. Thank you. It makes a regular meal seem so boring.

John: Gloria, you are something. You know, I never thought of it that way. Can I get you some more?

Gloria: Oh, no, not now. Maybe later. I just want to sit here and love every minute.

John: Oh, Gloria, that works for me, too. And maybe you'll consent to a little turn on the dance floor?

Gloria: Consent with you? Lead the way whenever you're ready.

John: Thank you, sweetie. (Sighs)

Gloria: What's the matter?

John: You know, I really like Lauren Fenmore, but I cannot imagine what she's doing with that snake Michael Baldwin.

Gloria: I think maybe I'm ready for that dance now.

John: You know, really, what makes a lawyer who has every opportunity to do some good in this world turn into a lying, cheating thief who bribes people for money? You know, that man--

Gloria: All right, John, stop. No, stop, stop, okay? Whoever he is, whatever he did, it's not worth it, okay?

John: (Sighs) yeah. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Tonight I shouldn’t...

Gloria: No, it's all right. How about that dance you promised me, hmm?

John: I would love that.

Gloria: Let's go.

John: Come on.


Abby: Please, Daddy, I really want to see Starfire.

Brad: Well, okay, honey, I'm sure we can work something out.

Abby: Soon?

Brad: Yeah, real soon.

Victor: I'd be glad to see you and Ashley there, Bradley.

Abby: How about next week? There's no school Thursday or Friday.

Brad: No school Thursday, huh? You're sure? Okay, then Thursday it is. Does that work for you, Victor?

Victor: That would work perfectly.

Brad: Good, I'm so glad.

Ashley: What's going on?

Abby: It's great, Mommy. I'm going over to Victor's to ride my pony.

Brad: Nikki, could I talk to you for a moment, please?

Nikki: Certainly.

Ashley: Come here, sweetie.

Victor: Ashley, why don't you sit down?

Ashley: Come here, honey. Oh! Well?

Abby: Mommy, I'm ready for more food now, please.

Brad: Thanks for nothing, Nikki.

Nikki: What? What was I supposed to do?

Brad: How about stepping in? Do you see what he did? Now if there's going to be a bad guy, it's me. If I veto the horsey idea, he looks like the generous one, and my name is mud. I mean, couldn't you have at least suggested we talk about it another time?

Nikki: Brad, she's not my child.

Brad: Damn it. Give Victor an inch, he'll take a mile, and that's what's happening, just like I said it would.


Diane: Kyle, honey, you're supposed to eat it, not wear it.

Kyle: Oh, my!!

Jack: Oh, you know, speaking of slips I forgot to tell you. You know what I got? Tickets for us to the Chicago Cubs.

Kyle: You did?

Jack: I did, and we're talking big hot dogs with all the fixings. You can make as big a mess as you want. Good seats--three of 'em, right down on the first base line.

Diane: Does that mean I'm invited?

Jack: Uh, sorry, Mom. It's Kyle and me and cousin Abby. I've been dying to get these two away for awhile.

Diane: Okay, when?

Jack: A week from Thursday. Is that good?

Diane: That's fine.

Jack: So what do you think, slugger? That sound like a good idea?

Kyle: Yeah, I can't wait. Go, Cubbies!

Jack: Go, Cubbies!


Elliot: Jill, you have nothing to worry about.

Jill: I was just asking.

Elliot: You still believe I'm hiding something from you.

Jill: I didn't say that.

Elliot: I was hoping that you had laid your suspicions to rest by now.

Jill: Well, the truth is I should probably be more suspicious than ever.

Elliot: Why is that?

Jill: Because, I mean, I knew you were charming and successful and very, very handsome, but now I know what kind of a lover you are. And any man who has all that going for him has gotta be hiding so--

Elliot: I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Jill: Okay. Thanks for everything.


Gina: So, Ashley, are you enjoying everything?

Ashley: Hey, yeah, it's lovely.

Jack: Everything's great, Gina. Kyle wanted more, and he's already had more.

Ashley: Same with Abby.

Gina: Well, there's plenty, so enjoy yourselves.

Jack: Thanks.

Ashley: Thanks. You having fun? I see you're with Diane.

Jack: Coincidence, that's all.

Ashley: What happened to Jill?

Jack: Well, if you must know, she stood me up.

Ashley: (Gasps)

Jack: Not that I'm worried about that. Oh, by the way, speaking of Kyle and Abby, I got tickets for the Chicago Cubs game next Thursday. I want to take 'em into the city. I'm gonna drive 'em in. We're gonna stay at a hotel, just the three of us.

Ashley: Yeah, yeah, I'm not so sure about that.

Jack: What do you mean you're not sure? I know it's a day off from school. There are teacher's meetings. These are expensive tickets, Ash. I talked to you about this last week.

Ashley: You said you were thinking about it.

Jack: Well, I did it. I bought the tickets.

Kyle: Dad, did you get me more of that lasagna?

Jack: Yes, I did. Did you say hello to Aunt Ashley?

Kyle: Hi, Aunt Ashley.

Ashley: Hi, give me a hug. Hi.

Jack: All right, buddy. You got your food. Let's go.

Ashley: Bye, you guys.

Jack: Yeah.


Nikki: Well, look at you all alone.

Paul: Yes, isn't it sad?

Nikki: I envy you.

Paul: Well, join me. We can be alone together.

Nikki: Has there been any progress?

Paul: Are you talking about me tracking down Joshua’s brother? Uh, no, not yet.


Lauren: Brad, hi.

Brad: Well, what do you know? Look who's here.

Lauren: It has been forever.

Brad: Time has stood still for you.

Lauren: Oh, very charming and still the third most handsome man in Genoa City.

Brad: What, just the bronze medal?

Lauren: You know, a couple other gents in town I'm fond of.

Brad: Only two?

Lauren: Slow month.

Brad: You're a pistol, Lauren.

Lauren: (Laughs) something's bugging you.

Brad: It's a long story.

Lauren: Oh, come on. There are no long stories with you, because you are a man with no past.

Brad: There are parts of my life I don't like to talk about, but you and shared enough good times--

Lauren: Okay, let's not even go there, because if I start thinking about that time, you're gonna make me blush.

Brad: Well, you see? Sometimes the past can be inconvenient.

Lauren: Point taken. It was really nice seeing you. Take care.

Brad: You too.


Sharon: (Giggles)

Nick: You know, if you're trying to find a way to spice up things in the bedroom, that's cool, but you don't have to. I think it's spicy enough as it is.

Sharon: Well, if you're a real good boy, I might show you some of my moves when we get home.

Nick: I want to see 'em now.

Sharon: Patience is a virtue. Haven't you heard that? Now come on. Get dressed and quit clowning around. We're gonna be late.

Nick: Well, first get over here and give your husband a proper hello.

Sharon: Okay.

Sharon: Mmm.

Nick: Mmm.

Sharon: On second thought, maybe it's okay if we're just a little late.

Nick: Yeah.

Sharon: Okay. Oh, Nick!


Esther: Well, you're still alive.

Kay: And the food was delicious.

Esther: Where is he?

Kay: In the men's room, Esther.

Esther: Still? Jeez. You know, I was thinking, Mrs. C, what Judge Hendricks' stepson told you, that he marries women and then just kills them...

Kay: Harrison never said that he was a serial killer, for heaven's sakes. He simply said he thought his mother was murdered by his stepfather. Ravings of a lunatic. We simply do not know.

Esther: Yes, but in case he's after your money, how about canceling the wedding?

Kay: Don't you understand? I couldn't do that to Arthur. For heaven's sakes, there's no evidence.

Esther: You know, Harrison Bartlett travels I don't know how far just to let you know you're in danger-- you want to ignore his warnings?

Kay: Ignore, no, but I'm-- I'm certainly not going to jump to conclusions. I mean, we don't know, and the wedding is a long way off for heaven's sakes. Relax.

Esther: Time flies, Mrs. C. You have to deal with this sooner or later, even if it's so I can sleep at night.

Kay: Oh, Esther, please.

Arthur: Hello, ladies. Katherine, I am ready for that dance you promised me.

Kay: Well, yes, I think that would be lovely.

Esther: Be careful, Mrs. C.

Kay: What do you mean?

Arthur: Esther, we're having a very slow dance.

Esther: I know, but it could be slippery out there.

Arthur: Not to worry. We'll be very careful. Come on, darling.


Brittany: Dad, J.T. doesn’t want to work in a bank.

Frederick: I didn't say he should, even though the banking business has been very good to all of us. I'm just saying if your fiancé's interested, he has an in.

J.T.: Well, I, uh... I really appreciate that, Mr. Hodges. Um, hey, beautiful, how about a dance, huh?

Brittany: Really?

J.T.: Yeah, sure. Come on. Please.

Brittany: Sure.

J.T.: All right. Excuse us.

Anita: Certainly.

Anita: You're trying too hard.

Frederick: No, I'm just welcoming the boy aboard.

Anita: Hmm.


J.T.: I can't keep this up forever. Your old man's gonna have me in a suit and tie.

Brittany: No, he won’t. Relax, this'll be over soon. In the meantime, you said you wanted to dance, so let's dance.

J.T.: All right.


Victor: (Speaking Spanish)

Brad: Victor, where's Abby?

Victor: (Speaking Spanish) uh, Ashley let her go to the playroom with Diane, Jack and Kyle. By the way, you realize I had nothing to do with Abby wanting to come out to the ranch.

Brad: I didn't say you did, Victor. Just another one of those happy coincidences for you to take advantage of.

Victor: You interpret that any way you want Bradley, okay?

Brad: I'll do that.

Victor: Good.

Victor: You're not blaming me for that now, are you?

Nikki: Well, let's see. Who should I blame, you or Ashley?


Phyllis: What kind of trouble are you in?

Damon: He got away. I don't know how. The guards at the gate didn't see him. I guess he slipped into the woods or something. Are you all right?

Phyllis: Yeah, I'm fine, babe.

Damon: Did he hurt you?

Daniel: No.

Damon: Yeah, all right, why don't you go find a broom? No, no, check that. Let's wait till the police get here.

Phyllis: Well, we haven't called them yet, babe.

Damon: Well, why the hell not?

Phyllis: Because--

Damon: Wait, wait, wait. The sooner they get here, the sooner they can catch him and put him in jail.

Phyllis: I know, I know. I understand that, but I have to talk to Daniel first.

Damon: So he can talk you out of calling at all?

Phyllis: No, I have to talk to my son about this, okay? I have to talk to him. I should do it alone.

Damon: What if he comes back?

Daniel: If he thinks that we called the cops, he's not gonna come anywhere near this place.

Damon: Oh, I see. You have this all figured out, do you, slick?

Daniel: No, no, no, no, why are you blaming this on me?

Phyllis: Okay, stop it. Stop it! Stop it! I have to talk to my son, all right? Please understand that.

Phyllis: Okay, it's just you and me. What the hell have you gotten yourself into?


Arthur: Our first public event as an engaged couple. Now I don't know about you, but I'm loving it. Katherine, you seem, uh, a bit distant.

Kay: Do I?

Arthur: Yes, and you have been for the last few days,but you know what? I think I've figured out what the problem is.

Kay: Oh?

Arthur: The whole wedding thing. It's so fraught with details and arrangements and phone calls and everything else. Let's cut to the chase instead. What do you say?

Kay: What chase?

Arthur: Let's run off to Las Vegas. Let's elope and get married without waiting another minute.

Kay: Las Vegas?

Arthur: Yes.

Kay: (Gasps)


Lauren: Whew, you know, on second thought, I've had a little too much. Let's share this, okay? Michael, for heaven's sakes, let it go. John's an intelligent man. If he thinks something's up, he'll realize it.

Michael: Yeah, in time to avert disaster?

Lauren: He doesn't realize that Gloria is your mother, and he may never.

Michael: You think? I wonder if there's some family resemblance that I'm not aware of.

Lauren: Michael!

Michael: All right, I'm gonna get this over with.

Lauren: What do you mean? Where are you going?


Ashley: We never got a chance to finish our conversation.

Jack: I didn't realize there was anything more we needed to say.

Ashley: Well, a week from this Thursday is not going to work.

Jack: Ash, I made sure there were no school conflicts.

Ashley: It's complicated.


Michael: Hello, Mr. Abbott.

Michael: Oh, my, my, who is this, uh, lovely woman you're with?


J.T.: Your parents haven't stopped looking at us since we got out here.

Brittany: They're probably wondering what I see in you.

J.T.: (Chortles) hey, now I'm cracking up. That's funny.

Brittany: You're dancing like a mummy.

J.T.: Oh, yeah? Well, how's this?


Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

Lauren: This is a private party.

Kevin: Well, no one's kicked me out yet.

Sharon: What's it like taking off your clothes, dancing around for people?

Nikki: You are in love with my husband. You always have been.

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