Monday Y&R Transcript 2/2/04

Y&R Transcript Monday 2/2/04 -- Canada, Tuesday 2/3/04 -- U.S.A.

By Eric
Proofread by Emma

Sharon: It's the only answer, Michael.

Michael: Oh, no, Sharon, it's by far not the only answer you have.

Sharon: If Cameronís body is found anywhere near that motel, I will be implicated.

Michael: When the last of the snow melts, that's what's gonna happen. That's what I've been warning you about.

Sharon: No, you're not hearing me. The body can't be there.

Michael: Well, I don't see it getting up and taking off on its own, do you?

Sharon: Look, I understand that it's not your neck that's on the line. It's not your marriage that's at stake, your family.

Michael: Sharon, for God's sakes, what you're suggesting is so absolutely illegal.

Sharon: If you are right about that motel clerk checking Cameron in and then seeing me, if the body is found anywhere in that vicinity and the police come around and they start asking questions...

Michael: Yes, yes, yes, there's a high probability the guy will remember you.

Sharon: Then they will investigate, and then I will be identified. But if the body is found somewhere miles and miles away from that dumpster--

Michael: I can't believe we're even talking about this.

Sharon: Michael, you are my lawyer, right?

Michael: Yes, and as your lawyer, I'm telling you, this is insane.

Sharon: You have to keep your mouth shut, don't you?


Victor: All right. So why don't you tell me what this is all about?

Brad: I want you to know, Victor, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, but I've come to the conclusion that it has to be done.

Victor: If you don't mind my asking you, what specific thing are you talking about? I have no idea.

Brad: You'll know everything soon enough.

Victor: I know that you don't trust me.

Brad: Can you blame me? Time and time again, you've tried to insinuate yourself into Ash's life, despite my repeatedly telling you to back off.

Victor: And you've told you time and again that I apologize for having upset your wife.

Brad: You did more than upset her. You triggered this whole relapse. Which brings me back to what I have to tell you.

Victor: Listen, why don't we stop this right now, because I have a feeling I know what's coming, all right?

Brad: Oh, I very much doubt that, Victor.


(Knock on door) (Pounding on door)

J.T.: I'm coming. (Groans) relax, all right? I was trying to sleep. I hope you're... Colleen, what are you doing here?

Colleen: Checking on you, making sure you're okay. I have been calling you since last night.

J.T.: I told you I was gonna be out.

Colleen: I know, but I've left messages all over the place. Why haven't you answered your cell?

J.T.: My phone ran outta juice, all right? I haven't had a chance to charge it yet.

Colleen: Okay, well, what about all the messages I left on your machine?

J.T.: I haven't checked 'em yet.

Colleen: Why, J.T.? I have been so worried. It's not like you not to answer your phone. I mean, what if you'd gotten hurt or something?

J.T.: Look, I don't know, Colleen, what if? Look, I'm--I'm sorry, all right? I-I'm sorry I didn't call you. I had some more important things to worry about last night, all right?


Phyllis: Diane, what the hell are you doing here?

Diane: Surely by now you know how resourceful I can be.

Phyllis: Oh, I wouldn't be too cocky. Have you forgotten who you're dealing with?

Diane: You don't scare me, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Oh, I don't?

Diane: Mnh-mnh.

Phyllis: Really? When I left, there were two orchids. One's missing. Where is it?

Diane: You think I know?

Phyllis: Yeah, I think you know. I think you have it. And if you don't give it back to me, I'll--

Diane: What?

Phyllis: Well, I'll call the police and have you arrested for breaking and entering and robbery.

Diane: Oh, okay, go ahead. Call the cops.

Phyllis: Okay.

Diane: You're bluffing, Phyllis.

Phyllis: Uh, letís... let's see if I am.

Diane: Have you forgotten that you're guilty of the same thing? Your friends at Jabot didn't exactly give you that second orchid as a gift. I'm just taking back what doesn't belong to you.

Phyllis: Damn it, Diane.

Diane: Oh, calm down and listen. And if you don't, I'll leave, and you can find out later what's become of your precious orchid.


Dru: Are you messing around with me? 'Cause this is serious business. Come on, Neil.

Neil: I can't lie to you, Dru.

Dru: Are you telling me you really can't get an orchid back from Phyllis?

Neil: What I'm telling you is that I'm still hoping--

Dru: You're hoping? You're hoping? Honey, you told me if I gave you the secret about the orchid, you would get one back for me, remember?

Neil: I know. I know that's what I said, but I can't--

Dru: No, no, no, you did more than say it. You promised it. You promised it to me if I gave you the secret, right? Look, I trusted you.

Neil: And, Drucilla, I did what I could.

Dru: You did what you could? My head is on the chopping block at Jabot, and if I don't trot into Jack's office with a neofinetia, I could lose my job, and you stand there and say you did what you could, you're not gonna keep up your end of the bargain! Well, that sucks!


Victor: Look, I'm well aware that you still blame me for Ashleyís accident and for the loss of your baby.

Brad: You're right, I do.

Victor: I don't need to reiterate that I don't accept that responsibility. I have, and I do now apologize, however, if I've inadvertently-- and I mean inadvertently-- upset her. Now having said that, do you still want me to help with her recovery?

Brad: At this point, I would accept help from Satan if I thought it would bring my wife back.

Victor: Then why are we wasting time? Let's get to it.

Brad: It's not that simple.

Victor: Bradley, this doesn't make any sense. If you have nothing else to say to me, why are we prolonging this torture now? Why don't you bring Ashley down? And let's see if we can help her get well again. I don't have all day, to be honest with you.


Sharon: Cameron's body can't be left where it is. It's way too risky.

Michael: You're treading on dangerous ground here.

Sharon: At least now I know what has to be done.

Michael: Sharon, a man died accidentally, while you were defending yourself during an attempted rape. We have gone from a moment where your legal troubles would have been rather minimal to this insanity.

Sharon: Michael, I don't have time for any more "I told you so's." I didn't call the police. I didn't come forward. I'm not going to now.

Michael: Well, you're gonna have to face up to it, but not that way, not by piling felony upon felony in the mistaken belief that you're gonna get away with this.

Sharon: Thank you very much for coming. I will call you if I need you.

Michael: What, you're dismissing me?

Sharon: I have things to do.

Michael: No, no, I'm sorry, but I'm not leaving until you promise me you won't do anything about this.

Sharon: No, no. Please go. I can't talk anymore.


Neil: Honey, please, try to understand the position I'm in here.

Dru: I understand the position that you're in. You are Victor Newmanís right-hand man, which means Phyllis works for you!

Neil: No, she used to work for us. She quit, remember?

Dru: You know, you were so certain that you could get Phyllis to turn the corner on this, and now you're just weaseling your way outta this, aren't you?

Neil: Oh, come on, Dru, be reasonable.

Dru: How can I be reasonable about this when my whole job, my whole career is on the line?! You know, perhaps I should remind you of something else.

Neil: And what is that?

Dru: I warned you. Don't ever double-cross me. And do you remember what you said with those big, soulful eyes? Yeah, you said, "would I do that to the woman I love?"

Neil: And I meant what I said. But I can't control what Phyllis does. If I could, I'd... what, what is that talk about?

Dru: I have to wonder if from the get-go you'd always planned to cross me, if you and Phyllis were in cahoots from day one.

Neil: Drucilla Winters, you can't possibly believe that.

Dru: I don't want to believe it.

Neil: You know something? You really disappoint me. I mean, come on now, we just got remarried. Do you really think that some cosmetics product-- that any product for that matter-- is more important to me than our marriage? Because if you really believe that, I don't know you as well as I thought I did.


Phyllis: Diane, I strongly advise you to give me that orchid right now.

Diane: Hey, guess what. I'm the one holding all the cards here. So why don't you just be a good girl, zip your lips and listen up?

Phyllis: Spit it out, please.

Diane: All right, taking that orchid was a means to an end. It forced you to pay attention. In fact, if you'll listen to me with an open mind, you'll realize that this is for your own good.

Phyllis: Why don't you just get to the point?

Diane: I'm doing this for Jack.

Phyllis: What are you talking about?

Diane: The man loves you. I wish he didn't, but he does. And what I want more than anything is for Jack to be happy.

Phyllis: So you want us to patch things up?

Diane: Well, I... I didn't at first. In fact, I made it clear to Jack that I would be happy if we could rekindle something.

Phyllis: Mm-hmm.

Diane: But only if he was absolutely sure it was something he wanted, too. And unfortunately, it isnít.

Phyllis: Wow, that's too bad. That must have been a very bitter pill to swallow.

Diane: As much as it kills me to say it, Phyllis, he wants you. But for some odd, inexplicable reason, you refuse to cooperate. It's almost like you have a death wish for your marriage.

Phyllis: Okay, would you stop it? That's not true.

Diane: Yes, it is true. Don't you get it? You have something incredible, something women all over the world dream of having-- this wonderful man who loves you with all his heart. And yet you insist on throwing it away. How can you be so stupid?


Colleen: J.T., All I wanted was a phone call.

J.T.: I get that, Colleen. But you know what? Somebody else needed me last night. Brittany.

Colleen: Brittany?

J.T.: Yeah, she's in the hospital. Something bad happened to her at the club. She got, like... like, electrocuted.

Colleen: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Is she okay?

J.T.: Colleen, no, look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you like that. I apologize. But I had a... a really rough night. I only slept a couple of hours.

Colleen: It's okay. What about Brittany? I mean, how bad is she?

J.T.: It's hard to tell. The doctors don't know yet. She got burned pretty bad, and they don't even know exactly how it happened. They think it might have been on purpose.

Colleen: Oh, my God. Who would do that to her?

J.T.: I don't know, Colleen. Maybe somebody connected to the club, to Marsino.

Colleen: I cat believe this. As if this month hasn't been bad enough-- the whole Kevin thing and now my Dad and Ashley and Brittany-- oh, what a disaster.

J.T.: Yeah, it's been a mess. But you know what, baby? Let's focus on the good stuff, huh? Like you and me. We got a lot to look forward to, you know?

Colleen: Oh, yeah, like what?

J.T.: What, you can't think of anything? Nothing at all?

Colleen: Nope. What are you getting at?

J.T.: Not even your favorite day of the year? Valentine's Day. It's coming up.


(Car approaches)

Sharon: Hey. What are you doing home?

Nick: Wouldn't have been too good a trip without this.

Sharon: Oh.

Nick: I forgot it when I rushed outta here this morning.

Sharon: Oh, uh, hon, I'm sorry. I didn't realize. I coulda had Miguel send it to you in town. It woulda saved you the trip out here.

Nick: Well, maybe I wanted to come back.

Sharon: Oh?

Nick: Well, I also forgot to give my beautiful, sexy wife a proper kiss good-bye.


Michael: Ah, a celebratory lunch and no one to share it with.

Jack: Well, surely you don't expect me to share it with you?

Michael: Jack, where's your sense of irony?

Jack: Oh, alive and well. With every bite of this delicious cuisine, I'll be thinking of Victor Newman eating baloney sandwiches and bug juice in the months he's paying his debt to society. Or will it be years?

Michael: I figured you'd heard about the guilty plea by now.

Jack: Yes, I did hear about it. Can't tell you when I've been in a better mood.

Michael: Well, I'm not one to ruin a good plate of botulism, but there isn't going to be any prison term. At least, it's highly unlikely.

Jack: Oh, but you see, that's where I come in. Apparently, I'm going to be interviewed by a probation officer. And the P.O., based on those conversations, will make his recommendations to the judge as to Victor's sentence.

Michael: Victor's and mine.

Jack: Oh, well, you're just a pawn. You're a tool. You're not evil, you're just bad. If they ask me, I'll say you're a perfectly capable, if totally unethical attorney and leave it at that.

Michael: Hmm. How kind of you. But when it comes to Victor, you're going to, uh, be a lot more thorough, am I correct?

Jack: Oh, a lot more thorough. I'm gonna do everything in my power to put that man away.


Brad: There's someone here who wants to see you.

Ashley: I didn't realize you were here.

Victor: Hello, Ashley.

Ashley: Why didn't you tell me?

Brad: I'm gonna give you two some time alone.

Victor: Is that all right with you?

Ashley: Of course.

Brad: I'll be upstairs. If you need anything, just call.

Victor: All right.

Victor: It's wonderful to see you.

Ashley: Thanks for coming. I always feel so much better when you're here. Thatís... that's strange, isn't it? This fence, this is kind of a big open area too. Now, you get along well


Nick: You feel good.

Sharon: Oh, I do?

Nick: Mm-hmm. I'm glad I forgot that bag. Gives me an excuse to spend a few extra minutes with you.

Sharon: Since when do you need an excuse? Kiss me, Nick. Kiss me really hard and make me forget about everything.

Nick: What do you want to forget?

Sharon: Just the whole world. I want to be with my husband. I need you.

Nick: What's gotten into you?

Sharon: Nothing yet.

Nick: You know this is a quick trip. It's barely enough time to even notice I'm gone.

Sharon: Oh, I'll notice. And so will you.

Nick: What about the kids?

Sharon: They're at school for hours still.

Nick: I guess Wally won't mind waiting a little while.

Sharon: So you want to stand here and talk or take me upstairs and let me show you how much I'm gonna miss you?


Phyllis: You know, you got a hell of a lot of nerve, telling me how to run my marriage.

Diane: What marriage? You two are already separated, and the way you're behaving, you'll be divorced before you realize what a fool you've been.

Phyllis: Really, why is that? Because I'm not throwing myself at Jack? Because I'm not begging him to come back to me, Diane?

Diane: All right, all right. But if it were me, I'd do whatever I could to make things right. Instead, you keep swearing your allegiance to Newman Enterprises.

Phyllis: I work at Newman Enterprises. Or I did work at Newman Enterprises.

Diane: You had a choice, Phyllis. You knew the consequences. So the big question is, are you ready to repair the damage?

Phyllis: So are you saying that you know what my husband wants?

Diane: Yes, I do know what he wants, because he told me.

Phyllis: I love my husband, and... I'm not gonna explain myself to you, all right? You're a sneak. You are. You're a sneak. And your advice isn't worth a plugged nickel.

Diane: Why do you refuse to believe that I'm trying to help you?

Phyllis: Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Because you're manipulating Jack into thinking that you're this sweet, caring woman, and I know the opposite is true. And you know why? You know what proves it?

Diane: What?

Phyllis: Because you're holding one of the orchids, Diane. And I have no doubt you intend to go to Jack and say, "here, Jack. Here's an orchid." And he'll be so grateful, and you'll welcome him with open arms. Am I right, Diane? Tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.


Dru: Okay, so it wasn't intentional. Did you do everything that you could do to get back those orchids from Phyllis?

Neil: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Dru: Try me. Did you threaten her?

Neil: With what? If I had my power to order Phyllis around, you'd have one of the orchids in your hands right... you think I'm enjoying this?

Dru: I think if you suspected that this deal could fall apart, you should have said something before I spilled Jabot's secret. If you knew you couldn't control Phyllis, you should have told me then, not now.

Neil: Well, see, now I... I honestly thought that Phyllis was gonna play fair, but try and make her do something against her will-- never happen. In fact, she's more stubborn than you are.

Dru: You know it's over.

Neil: What do you mean, "it's over"?

Dru: My career, my job.

Neil: Ah, well, honey, that's not the end of the world.

Dru: I betrayed my colleagues. I believed you when you told me that you were gonna get me back one of those orchids, and you failed me, and that is the bottom line, Neil Winters. And if you think I'm gonna stand around and say, "oh, that's okay, honey, you did your best and your best just wasn't good enough," think again!

Neil: Hey, wait. Now, Dru, wait a minute. We're not done talking. (Door slams)


Colleen: How do you always manage to cheer me up?

J.T.: Practice, I guess. I don't know, baby. I just hate seeing you down.

Colleen: I'm just curious. How come you brought up Valentineís Day?

J.T.: I don't know. It just kind of popped in my head, I guess.

Colleen: That's all, huh?

J.T.: Yeah, that's all. What are you gettin' at?

Colleen: Oh, I don't know. I just, um, I think you're kind of a closet romantic.

J.T.: Whatever.

Colleen: Oh, you don't fool me, not after all the incredible things that you've done.

J.T.: Incredible, like what?

Colleen: Like giving me this necklace. Like this bracelet. And let's not forget that song you sang to me, the one you wrote and sang to me last Valentineís Day.

J.T.: All right, all right. Okay, you got me on that. But that's all. Nothing else.

Colleen: Come on, J.T., Admit it. Deep down inside, you are a huge romantic. And you know something? I bet you are planning something huge for me right now.

J.T.: You wish.

Colleen: I wish a lot of things. I wish happiness for everyone... especially my Dad and Ashley. You know, that is my... my Valentine's Day wish, that they could be truly happy again.


Ashley: I've missed you.

Victor: Have you?

Ashley: Yeah. You haven't been here in a long time.

Victor: I didn't know you wanted me to be here.

Ashley: Why wouldn't I?

Victor: You've been very withdrawn lately.

Ashley: I have?

Victor: That's what your husband tells me.

Ashley: Well, I know I've been tired a lot.

Victor: Do you know why?

Ashley: No. I know... I mean... I'm just in a fog.

Victor: Why are you so nervous right now?

Ashley: I don't know, but I am. Why is that?

Victor: I don't know.

Ashley: Something's wrong, huh? I mean, somethingís... there's something wrong with me.

Victor: You've been going through a very difficult time. Do you want to talk about it?

Ashley: I don't know. I don't know what to say. I... I just feel really sad.

Victor: Why do you feel so sad right now?

Victor: You can't hide from things.

Ashley: There's no place to hide.

Victor: No. You just have to look at your problems and face them head on.

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