Port Charles Transcript
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Alison: Oh, can you believe this? That this -- this dream you had for us is actually happening?
Rafe: Yeah. Yeah, well, I can't really believe that it's actually happening this way. You know, I didn't even imagine it this way.
Alison: I didn't, either. I can't believe we're actually getting our own line of workout clothes designed by the Georges.
Rafe: You know, when the press hits, we're going to have more business than we know what to do with.
Alison: I know, I was actually thinking about that a little bit. But speaking of press, I mean, I'm surprised that nobody's here yet because, you know, the show does start in, like, an hour.
Rafe: Don't worry. They'll be here. Probably as soon as Georges shows up, I'm sure.
Alison: Right. Of course. He is the main attraction tonight.
Rafe: No, not to me.
Rafe: You know, but it probably doesn't hurt that we have the artist formerly known as Stephen Clay performing in concert.
Alison: Rafe --
Rafe: Ok, I'm not going to really look for trouble, but, you know, if he puts on his war paint, I'm ready.
Alison: Look, hey, what if he is just here to play, you know, the numbers they have scheduled? What if that's it?
Caleb: Enjoy the show, slayer. Payback is about to begin.
Lucy: Oh, it looks great. Hi!
Woman: Hey, Christina.
Woman: I'll keep an eye on her.
Lucy: Thanks, Jennifer. Appreciate it. Ok, so we brought Christina. I hope you don't mind, because she really wanted to come.
Alison: No, absolutely not.
Rafe: It's ok.
Alison: No, it's great.
Ian: So are you ready?
Alison: Yes, we are as ready as we'll ever be.
Rafe: She's been a nervous wreck all day.
Alison: No, that's not true. There's been a few minor problems, but it's good now.
Ian: It looks like you're ready for the show anyway.
Alison: Yeah. So --
Lucy: What could go wrong with Georges as the designer? He's pretty good, you know.
Caleb: Hey. You remember me? We met one time at Thanksgiving. Your name is --
Caleb: Christina. That's right. I remember it was a pretty name. Huh.
Christina: Want to see what I have?
Kevin: Hey, there's my most favorite little girl in the whole wide world. What are you doing all the way over here, huh? We're going to go over this way and we're going to say hello to your mom.
Kevin: I'll take her up upstairs with me.
Lucy: Thanks, ok, please do. See you in a minute, pumpkin.
Alison: Caleb's playing here tonight. Did you need something?
Caleb: Now that you've asked, does anyone know where Olivia is?
Livvie: It's all there, plus a little extra to show my appreciation.
Man: Much obliged.
Livvie: You know what to do. 10:30 on the dot.
Man: 10:30. No problem.
Livvie: All right. So, uh, that's it.
Man: Nice doing business with you.
Livvie: Ok, sorry, Miss Alison. Your show just might not be ending quite as you planned.
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Alison: Caleb, I don't know where Livvie is. She's probably, you know, upstairs getting ready, doing her hair and makeup or something. But I really appreciate you playing tonight.
Caleb: It's my pleasure.
Alison: And you are just going to do the numbers scheduled, right?
Caleb: Unless you have an extra skirt you want me to model.
Alison: No, that would be wrong because then people would be staring at you and not my clothes.
Caleb: Good luck tonight, Alison. I hope you have a good evening. I know I will.
Alison: Caleb. Um, listen, it's a long story. Lucy, can I talk to you about some stuff before the show begins?
Lucy: Oh, yeah. I have a lot of things I want to talk to you about. I'd like to hear that long story about Caleb, too, if you don't mind.
Rafe: Sorry about Caleb.
Ian: No, no, I understand. It's a new business, you need the publicity. I understand.
Rafe: That's not the only reason he's here.
Ian: What is it?
Rafe: I don't know. He might be up to something.
Elizabeth: It looks so fantastic.
Lucy: It really does. We were just talking about you.
Elizabeth: Oh, were you? Well, it was a close call.
Alison: Oh, I was just telling Lucy how grateful Rafe and I are to you. You promised us Georges and you more than delivered.
Elizabeth: Yeah, well, it was touch-and-go there for a minute.
Lucy: Touch-and-go? What do you mean? What happened?
Alison: Oh, nothing, nothing that, you know, Georges couldn't fix, and he did, so everything's good.
Lucy: Well, that Georges, he is really something.
Elizabeth: George's definitely something else.
Chris: [French accent] Excusez. Ah, you must beat that drum? Da-da-da -- stop it! You make me nervous.
Imani: All right, I'm finished.
Chris: Oh, you're finished? Now, that's wonderful. Let met see. You're not finished till I say you're finished. Let me see. Excusez. Now she finished. Beautiful. Ok, get her dressed.
Reese: I am dressed.
Chris: No, no, honey, this is not mine. Call me crazy, it's horrible.
Reese: Wait, you think I'm one of your models, do you?
Chris: You are not?
Reese: I'm in the band.
Chris: Oh, she's in the band. The band! Why I waste my time with the band?
Reese: Well, I never said I was!
Chris: Doesn't matter. I have bigger problem. Da-da-da-da. I don't have enough.
Chris: [Normal voice] Models. I don't have enough freaking models. [French accent] It's a disaster, no? I do something here. I have work to do.
Jamal: So, another hidden talent, huh? You're part of this, too?
Imani: Just for fun.
Jamal: Yeah? Well, I still think you should be modeling.
Imani: Oh, no, I'm the caterer tonight, that's all.
Jamal: I'd like to see you in one of those little skimpy, rinky-dinky outfits.
Imani: Mm-hmm. I bet you would.
Jamal: Yeah, I would have. Coffee will be fine, though.
Reese: So, Ricky, is that big family of yours coming to see the show?
Ricky: Nah. I didn't tell them about it.
Reese: Hey, I'm sorry I lost it earlier.
Ricky: It's not a problem.
Reese: Well, I wish your mum was coming. I'm dying to meet her, tell her what a lovely son she's raised.
Jack: Oh, boy, this is going to be a long night.
Alison: Oh, we're so glad that you're here. We have read all of your articles and everything. Hey.
Rafe: So we still have a little time before things get started. Can we show you around?
Man: Absolutely. We're very anxious to see this gym that has so inspired Georges.
Alison: Good, good, good.
Lucy: "We're thrilled. We are so thrilled that you decided to grace --" oh.
Ian: Come here. Come here.
Lucy: You caught me.
Ian: You're going to be wonderful.
Lucy I don't know, but thank you. And you're just wonderful.
Ian: What do you mean by that?
Lucy: Because you are putting up with me, trying to understand something that happened that I don't understand at all. And you're putting up with this whole Kevin whatever it is.
Ian: Well, Christina loves him very much.
Lucy: She loves you very, very much.
Ian: Well, that makes me even more determined to get my life back.
Lucy: Which reminds me -- we didn't finish that conversation. I really want to. Your research sounds promising and exciting and wonderful, too.
Ian: We'll see.
Lucy: It's going to work. And you know something -- if it does not work, that's ok by me because I will always feel the same way about you forever. I got to rehearse. You can't just sit here and babysit me. I can do this. I'm going to do it.
Ian: I know you can. Just like being close to, that's all.
Caleb: Olivia. Where have you been?
Livvie: Hi. I've -- I was in the car. I had to get some stuff out of the car.
Caleb: You were gone a long time.
Livvie: You missed me. That's really sweet.
Caleb: I always miss you.
Livvie: Well, you're just -- you're going to have to miss me just a little bit longer because I have to go and get ready for the fashion show.
Caleb: What's the rush?
Livvie: Well, you know Alison and her schedule. We've got to be right on time, and I don't want her getting all hysterical on me, ok?
Kevin: I can't believe what a wonderful job you did on the banner. I think it's beautiful.
Woman: Dr. Collins!
Kevin: Caroline! Oh. Hold on. Honey, go sit over on the couch and wait for daddy, ok? Long time no see!
Caroline: How are you?
Kevin: Fine! Are you still with the "Daily News"?
Caroline: Absolutely. That's why I'm here. We have a big story tonight.
Kevin: Gee, who knew?
Elizabeth: Georges, I've been looking all over for you.
Chris: [French accent] We have problems.
Elizabeth: Why, what's wrong?
Chris: One of the models, they no show up, and now we don't have enough time to find another.
Elizabeth: Chris, breathe.
Chris: No "Chris," no "Chris." "Georges," please.
Elizabeth: Georges, Georges, Georges. Just don't worry about it. Everything's going to be great.
Chris: Oh, what, the clothes are just going to model themselves? Wait, you could do it.
Elizabeth: No. No.
Elizabeth: I designed them. That's it. No.
Chris: [Normal voice] Come on, you'd be saving both our butts here. What else am I supposed to do?
Elizabeth: Oh, Georges will think of something. He always does.
Livvie: What's going on? Nobody's ready. Let's go.
Jennifer: Excuse me. Who made you boss?
Livvie: I'm just trying to help Alison stay on schedule. It'd be nice if you would all do the same.
Woman: Well, you don't have to be such a --
Chris: [French accent] Ok, ok! Ladies, let's have a little saucer of milk for the kitty cats. We have enough problems here, Livvie.
Livvie: I'd say. They're going to start the show in five minutes and we're not going to be there.
Chris: Yes, thank you, you are such a bright, chilly ray of -- that is it! Look at that! Attention! Look. That's it.
Chris: Yes, this -- this little, this scowl of yours.
Livvie: Oh, come on!
Chris: No teeth, no smile. That's on the runway.
Livvie: You French freak, we don't have time for this, ok? We've got to go.
Chris: Ok, number one, I am not French. Number two, we must go, we must do it, we must have fun. These girls are not professionals. I need your help.
Livvie: All right, well, then why don't you start with doing something useful, like tell them to get their asses out there and be sure to hit their marks.
Chris: What she said! Yes! Hit the marks!
Livvie: Jack, let's go.
Chris: Come on, please, everyone.
Caz: All right.
Chris: You look beautiful. I love it. I love it. Oh, you are very beefy. Let's go.
Jack: Hey, Reese, Reese.
Chris: I love it.
Jack: Hey, just --
Reese: I got to go. Caleb's waiting.
Jack: Ok, ok, I just wanted to tell you you look great.
Jack: I'm sorry if I offended you.
Reese: No, that's all right. You made it perfectly clear that I've been shagging Ricky.
Jack: Reese, come on.
Reese: It's nice to know how much you respect me and what you really think of me. Thanks.
Chris: Let's go, let's go. Da-da-da-da, please, please. Yes, yes, yes, you, too, you, too. I love the hair. Ok, let's go.
Elizabeth: Georges! Man.
Chris: Huh? What?
Elizabeth: Just relax. It's just you and me, ok?
Chris: [Normal voice] What do you want?
Elizabeth: Thank you. I was ready to throw myself out the window when that check bounced and when the clothes didn't come, but once again you saved the day. I owe you big time, ok?
Chris: That's ok.
Elizabeth: I promise.
Chris: Don't mention it, all right?
Chris: It's actually been kind of fun.
Elizabeth: Really? I didn't notice.
Chris: [French accent] So, shall we see what the world thinks of Madame's designs?
Elizabeth: Oh, absolument.
Chris: Yes. This way.
Livvie: Jamal, let's go, in your places. Makeup's not done, either.
Livvie: Relax? You relax. Alison --
Livvie: You're not even dressed.
Alison: Don't worry about it. Everything's going to be just fine.
Rafe: Are you sure you can handle it?
Alison: Yeah, it's fine. Look, the press is having a good time. They're having a drink, they're eating a little bit. Everything's going to be fine.
Livvie: Yeah, everything. Ok, what are you talking about?
Alison: Look, there's no reason to obsess over the schedule, ok? Everything's going to be great, and it'll just get done when it gets done, ok?
Imani: What are you doing? Give me that!
Jamal: Damn, that chick's hot.
Caz: Aren't you feeling good about that new song?
Caleb: Yeah. I think it's going to kill.
Kevin: It's good to see you, Regina.
Regina: Great seeing you, too.
Kevin: You take care.
Regina: Take care.
Ian: What are you telling me? You telling me Ramsey isn't coming?
Rafe: No, he said he couldn't get away.
Ian: All right, excuse me for a second, would you?
Chris: [French accent] Yes, I don't normally use the humor --
Ian: Come on, Chris, answer the phone.
Chris: But I am like Captain Kirk -- I explore the brave, new worlds.
Chris: Excusez for a moment. [Normal voice] Dr. Ramsey. Hello? Hello, is anyone there?
Lucy: Oh, boy. Ok. Listen, the show is about to begin, so wish mommy luck.
Christina: Luck, mommy.
Lucy: Thanks, sweet pea.
Kevin: Hey, have fun up there. I know you will.
Lucy: Thank you.
Christina: I like it when you hold mommy's hand.
Alison: Lucy, we are ready for you. Are you ready?
Lucy: Well, yeah, as ready as I'll ever be.
Lucy: Ok, you, I will see -- I'll wave to you. Stay with daddy, ok?
Kevin: Wave bye.
Livvie: Ok, people, let's get this show on the road.
Lucy: All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Thank you all for coming. We're very excited to have all of you here. Please, gather around and join us. To your seats. Welcome to our wonderful show. We are thrilled to introduce a new line of workout and fitness wear, and it's in honor of my cousin Rafe and Alison's new, fantastic gym we're all in, and we want to introduce these exciting clothes to you. And the reason we can do that is because I think you all know the creator of these clothes. He's sitting right there. Can we have a round of applause for Georges?
[Cheers and applause]
Lucy: He is one of the hottest designers coming out of Paris, working in our country now, and we're lucky to have him in Port Charles. So without further ado, we're going to kick it off with some music, and let me introduce to you The Experience.
Caleb: You're out there somewhere and you have no choice 'cause you can't run far from the ringing in your head it's the sound of my voice you think happy news is all prearranged but for every dream there's a circle of pain now it's time for you to pay give in to me
Lucy: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a real treat. Now, first up is Jack. Our first model, Jack. Come on out and show everybody your stuff. Here he is. Whoo! There he goes! Come back, Jack. Come on, show them what you've got on there. Come on out. Jack is wearing a three-piece midnight and white running suit with hooded, number-three sweatshirt, and one of our midnight white fitted baseball jerseys, and gray track pants trimmed in midnight. Show them your track pants, jack.
Alison: Mother, they are loving this. Look at all the reporters. They're totally into it. This is good!
Elizabeth: This is incredible. I can't believe everybody just loves my designs so much.
Alison: What do you mean, your designs?
Elizabeth: We, Georges told you, I inspired them.
Alison: Right, right. Yes, yes, you did.
Lucy: Yellow piping and a matching yellow piping red sweat jacket. Whoo! And underneath, she is wearing stars. Show them your stars. Lisa, show them your stars. Doesn't she look beautiful? I think you could wear this to the grocery store, too.
Kevin: Honey, honey, sit still.
Christina: Daddy, I want to go.
Kevin: I know, I know, but it's almost over, ok?
Lucy: Thank you, Lisa. Oh, uh, Livvie. Go ahead, Livvie, strut your stuff. Livvie is wearing a black bikini -- oh! -- White and blood-red with black mini gym shorts that don't stay on very long. And thank you, Livvie. Well, I think --
Ian: That's a nice job there.
Chris: [French accent] Ah, thank you, my barrel-chested friend.
Ian: Yeah. You may have a second career on your hands there, Ramsey.
Chris: Ramsey? No, my friend, I am Georges, yes. Ow!
Ian: Georges, is it?
Ian: You know, your wig is coming off. Let me help you with that.
Chris: [Normal voice] Don't touch it, all right? Look, don't blow my cover, ok?
Ian: I won't blow your cover. This is Alison's evening. I will keep your secret, whatever this is.
Chris: I can explain everything, ok? Elizabeth needed some help.
Ian: I don't need to hear anything else. Elizabeth -- I don't want to know, I really don't.
Chris: Ok. Hey, can you help me out? I'm short a model. I could -- no, really, it's a really nice outfit --
Chris: But you --
Ian: What is wrong with you?
Lucy: And these pants stay on. These are sweatpants you want to wear and leave on.
Chris: Only one thing to do, I guess.
Alison: They love it! They love it! Look at this! We did it!
Rafe: Looks like we're a hit.
Lucy: All right! Next we have Jamal.
Livvie: It's almost time.
Lucy: Give it up for Jamal, ladies and gentlemen.
Lucy: He is wearing a white muscle T trimmed with blood-red and gray stripes, and he's wearing -- oh, red and blue 3/4 gym shorts, topped off with a snazzy backpack and sunglass ensemble. He looks pretty good, don't you think?
Lucy: Thanks, Jamal! Everybody give a big hand for Jamal.
Livvie: Oh, god, it can't be happening. We're totally behind.
Lucy: Thank you so much. Um, ok. We're not done. We have so many more hot, hot, hot clothes for you to see, and another model should be out on the runway, but they're not. So I'm going to check and see just quickly like and see what's going on, but just be patient and I will be right back. No -- no worries. My dear god.
[Cheers and applause]
Rafe: Ok. Well, I'm not quite sure what that was, but I think we're a hit.
Alison: Yeah, I do, too, but I'm not done yet. Like, I need to go address everyone and say thank you and everything else.
Rafe: Then go ahead, take your bow.
Alison: No, I can't. I'm too nervous. I don't want to. I --
Rafe: Go ahead, just wave. You're good at that. Come on.
Alison: But I --
Rafe: You'll be fine.
Livvie: Yeah, that's right, Alison, take your mark center stage, right where you belong.
Kevin: Alison, let me introduce you.
Kevin: No, really, really, she's done a great job. You need a little buildup.
Rafe: Yeah, he's right, this is your moment.
Alison: Oh, ok.
Kevin: Yeah, ok.
Christina: I wish daddy could come and live with us again.
Caleb: Give it to me
Ian: Kevin, look out!
Stay tuned for scenes from the next "Port Charles: The Gift."
On the next "Port Charles" --
Jamal: Maybe we can help you find your little ring.
Christina: It's big, gold, and shiny and it has a bird on top.
Jamal: A bird? You mean like a bat?
Lucy: Do you think Kevin could be paralyzed?
Alison: How did this happen?
Rafe: I'm going to find out.
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