PC Transcript Monday 4/21/03

 

Port Charles Transcript Monday 4/21/03

By Eric


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reese: Lately, my life has gone downhill. I lost my band, lost my mojo and this bloke I was really into. But instead of freaking out, I just thought I'd come up here and play. So here it goes. 3EA46A11.JPG

[Reese plays guitar]

Reese: Never know how much I love you never know how much I care when you put your arms around me I get a fever that's so hard to bear you give me fever

karen: Kevin, you home? Kevin?

[Knock on door]

[Door opens]

Karen: Hey! Sorry to barge in, but the door was wide open. Well, I've heard of artists getting lost in their work. Can I take a peek?

Kevin: I'd rather you didn'T.

Karen: Come on, it's not like I'm an art critic or anything. I just want -- oh, my god.

Joshua: Now, I'll ask you one more time -- what are you doing here? 3EA46A5C.JPG

Elizabeth: You want to get married. I cannot believe that you are going to make an honest woman out of me. Of course, I'll have to divorce caleb first, which shouldn't be diicult considering he's just probably holed up in a cave somewhere with livvie.

Joshua: I'm very tired. It's been a very long day.

Elizabeth: Oh, here, here, here, here. Let me -- let me get that for you, sweetheart.

Joshua: All right.

Elizabeth: So what do you think about this wedding? Would yoprprefer just a small, intimate affair, or should we just go all out and have a grand soiree?

Joshua: I'll tell you what I think -- ix-nay on the wedding bells because it's not going to happen, and I'd like to know which part of "get the hell out of town" you don'tnderstand. 3EA46A87.JPG

Elizabeth: But I thought --

joshua: No. You don't think, elizabeth. That's your problem. All you do is cause trouble wherever you go. I gave you a ticket out of dodge, allowed you to exit gracefully, and suddenly you're back. I'd like to know why.

Elizabeth: Well, what would you say if I told you I came back to town because of you?

Joshua: Well, I'd say you're lying. And then I'd say --

elizabeth: Yes?

Joshua: You're dead.

Casey: Yo, ricky --

ricky: It's not a problem. I got it. Am I the man or what? All right, all right. Goodbye. Ah, I'm dead. 3EA46AD1.JPG

Casey: What?

Ricky: I can't seem to find joshua.

Casey: You know, some people would consider that a good thing.

Ricky: Look, I don't need you to bark at me right now, all right? This is serious.

Casey: Hmm. Ok, fine. Ok.

Ricky: All right? They want stephen clay, and if I can't produce him, they're going to cancel.

Casey: If you're looking for joshua's help, I think he's a little too busy trying to conquer the world that he ain't got time for your rock 'n' roll.

Ricky: Tell me about it.

Casey: Why don't you just relax, have some pizza.

Ricky: I don't have time to relax and hang, ok? I got some more calls to make. 3EA46AF3.JPG

Jamal: What's up. Hey.

Casey: Hey.

Jamal: I got your message. What's going on?

Casey: This! You're looking at it --

jamal: Yeah.

Casey: The best comfort food in the world right there.

Jamal: Yeah? Who needs comforting? Oh, thank you.

Casey: You.

Jamal: Me?

[Jamal chuckles]

Jamal: You're tripping, girl.

Casey: No, no, no. See, I was just thinking about it, and I figured your life really sucks right now, right?

Jamal: Gee, thanks. Ok.

Casey: I'm saying, you know, because marissa's gone, your best friend jack's being a jerk, you're trying to stop ricky from becoming some vampire's food, and you're kicking it with me, a dead chick. 3EA46B14.JPG

Jamal: Well, when you put it like that, I guess this one pitcher of beer's not going to be enough, is it?

Casey: Fine. How would you put it, then?

Jamal: How would I put it? Well, first of all, I wouldn't say that I'm alone or lonely. I'd just say that I'm freed up.

Casey: Ok. Then what about jack?

Jamal: Well, jack was a prize jerk when I met him, so why don't you tell me something I don't know.

Casey: Ricky?

Jamal: Ricky's so jacked about getting to the top that I think the blood boys better look out for him.

Casey: Huh. All right, fine. Then there's, of course, yours truly. 3EA46B37.JPG

Jamal: Yeah, well, pretty lively for a dead chick, you know.

Casey: Thank you, thank you, because you know what? I just feel like I haven't been having fun lately, you know?

Jamal: Hey, look, look at me. Do you see me complaining? Plus, how many guys get to hang out with an angel?

Casey: You have a point there.

Jamal: Yeah --

casey: Huh.

Jamal: And a beautiful one, at that.

Casey: Ah!

Jamal: Hmm.

Casey: Nice little spin there.

Jamal: Yeah, yeah. See, life's not that bad, and when I look at it, it seems pretty good to me.

[Phone rings] 3EA46B59.JPG

Ricky: Ricky garza international recording studios.

Man: Hey, honey. You know "sweet alabama"?

Reese: It's not my style. Sorry.

Man: Yeah, well, no offense, but you suck.

Ricky: Hello?

Jack: Hey. Hey, garza. Garza, it's me

ricky: Yo, jack, what's up, dude? Listen, listen -- no, no, no. I can't tie up this line. I got some industry heavies calling, all right?

Jack: Yeah, whatever. Look, I need your help.

Ricky: Oh. All right. Yeah, I got it. Du, , I'm there. I'm rolling. Hey, guys? Listen up -- I need you guys to come with me. 3EA46B83.JPG

Casey: Where?

Ricky: Look, I can't explain right now, but it's an emergency. Come on, let's go.

Casey: What?

Ricky: We got to go.

Jamal: Let's go.

Ricky: Yeah, let's go.

Jamal: Yes, sir!

Ian: Look at me, frank. Look at me! I'm giving you the chance of a lifetime.

Frank: Yeah? How so?

Ian: Hardly anyone knows that I'm a vampire. Turn me in to your boss and you'll get a reward that's how it works, isn't it?

Frank: And why would you do that?

Ian: I want alison back safe.

Frank: So you're offering yourself as a trade? I don't think that'll fly. 3EA46BA5.JPG

Ian: Why don't you take me to him and we'll find out.

Frank: No deal.

Ian: You're afraid of him, aren't you?

Frank: Hey, I anonot afraid of anything!

Ian: Yeah, yeah -- all this talk about being on the winning team. The truth is you're still taking orders from someone else.

Frank: No, you don't know what you're talking about.

Ian: Yeah, right. Nothing's changed for you. You're just taking orders from a bigger idiot. That's it.

Frank: I don't have to listen

this!

Ian: That's right, you don't! But if your boss finds out that you had a chance to turne e in and you didn't take it, what's going to happen to your newfound glory? 3EA46BC4.JPG

Lucy's voice: I got to find something sharp to stake joshua. Maybe my keys! No. What is this? What is this? I got some -- lipstick. What am I supposed to do with that?

[Lucy sighs]

Elizabeth: Why is it that all the men in my life keep threatening to kill me?

Joshua: Oh, I don't know. Could it be that you're so persistently annoying?

Elizabeth: I don't recall you finding me annoying when we were in bed together.

Joshua: You know, that femme fatale act only worked when you were a vampire, elizabeth.

Elizabeth: I could be one again.

Joshua: Oh, really? And do you think I want to listen to you complain night and day? That's the reason why I didn't give you a return ticket to eternity. 3EA46BE5.JPG

Elizabeth: But I miss you.

Joshua: Oh, please. I don't buy that. Do you know what really annoys me? The fact that you think that I would. Now, cut to the chase. What's the real story?

Elizabeth: Ahem. Ok. I'll tell you the truth.

Joshua: You're going to tell me the truth? Ha! I shall alert the media.

[Elizabeth sighs]

Elizabeth: I've lost my marriage. I've lost my daughter. I've lost my money. And, you, on the other hand, you -- you have all the power.

Lucy's voice: Aha! I could start a fire.

Elizabeth: And you know what kind of woman I am. Lord knows you've told me enough. I'm basically selfish. I care about myself and no one else, so, therefore, I want you because of what you can give to me. No other reason. And remember, there are those other talents that I have, which, at the very least, could keep you amused. 3EA46C2D.JPG

Joshua: Even though I hate to admit it, thalilile thing you do does make me very happy even when I know you're lying.

Elizabeth: Hmm. So, see? See, we are a great team, and you've done it. You -- you've beat caleb. You beat him at his game.

Joshua: Didn't I tell you that I would?

Elizabeth: I know. Do you have any idea how incredibly sexy that is?

Lucy's voice: Ugh, if I can just get this little metal thingy off this wooden bar, I've got myself a stake -- well, sort of.

Elizabeth: So tell me, what does a woman have to do to get back into your life?

Joshua: You want to be with me?

Elizabeth: Mm-hmm. 3EA46C56.JPG

Joshua: You know exactly what you have to do.

Elizabeth: But you just said that you would never turn me again.

Joshua: Oh, my darling, you have just begged me so beautifully, you've actually managed to change my mind. Can you imagine that?

Elizabeth: Oh.

Joshua: And not to mention, you are something else in the bedroom.

Elizabeth: Oh, well -- oh.

Joshua: So, you want to be with me, elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Yes.

Joshua: Well, my darling, you are going to have to give it up, and I'm not just talking about your pretty little virtue. I'm talking about your mortality. So, are you ready to be turned? (Woman #1) it's the reason we wentfor the three-bedroom house. 3EA46D02.JPG

Kevin: Not exactly the response an artist is hoping for, karen.

Karen: Oh, I'm sorry.

Kevin: You took one look at my painting then get green around the gills.

Karen: What is it?

Kevin: My view of life.

Karen: Come on, kevin. No one's view of life is this dark, this --

kevin: Awful? Well, take another look, karen. You have a good eye. You don't recognize this? The evil, the ugliness, the vampires. There's no place like home.

Karen: Is this what you really see?

Kevin: You work in hospital, karen. You see this kind of suffering every day. 3EA46D37.JPG

Karen: I also see people getting well.

Kevin: Mm-hmm. People dying.

Karen: I save lives all the time.

Kevin: But it's such an uphill battle, isn't it? There's so much suffering in the world, all we can really do is put a band-aid on it.

Karen: I do a lot more than that, and you know it. And you know what? You used to do that, too, kevin, before you decided to get permanently mad with the world.

Kevin: No. I wised up and recognized what our corner of the rlrld really is. It's a sty, karen. It's a repository for all the rejects from the universe.

Karen: I feel sorry for you, kevin. 3EA46D5C.JPG

Kevin: Maybe you're the one who needs a reality check.

Karen: What happened to you?

Kevin: Life happened to me.

Karen: No, the way you are now, the way you've been -- just over a year ago, I remember seeing you at this beautiful wedding with a wife who adored you, family, friends --

kevin: All those things are temporary. Temporary. You'll notice I'm alone now.

Karen: Actually, what I notice is that it's your choice to be onone because you pushed away everybody who cares about you. Are you that consumed by this hatred that -- this horror? Is that all you see now?

Kevin: Yes.

Jack: Hey, hey, guys, what are you guys doing tonight? Come on in. There's a hot new star inside trying out her new stuff. Cover's on me. All right, all right. Hey, come on in, man. Beers are on me. Cover's on me. Hot new star inside. Hey, guys, right this way. First 20 people get in fre 3EA46DA0.JPG

ricky: Yo, yo, jack.

Jack: Hey, hey.

Ricky: The troops are here, man.

Jack: Guys, just come on. Follow me, all right?

Jamal: Hey -- no, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this my old buddy jack or that clown that's been impersonating him for the last few weeks?

Jack: Hey.

Jamal: Which are you?

Jack: Just helping out a friend. You know what I'm saying?

Jamal: All right, big boy.

Jack: Hey, what's up, girl?

Reese: Jack!

Jack: How you doing?

Reese: What is this?

Jack: Well, I thought you could use a crowd.

Reese: Well --

ricky: Sorry we're late. 3EA46DBA.JPG

Caz: Hey, girl, want some backup?

Reese: I don't know what to say. How did you find me?

Jack: Hey, it wasn't that hard.

Reese: I didn't think we'd ever see each other again.

Jack: Yeah. Well, I'm pretty hard to get rid of.

Reese: I missed you.

Jack: Yeah. Well, it means sitting and talk or we can do some rock 'n' rolling.

Reese: Yeah.

Jack: Let's go. Come on, big guys, show me your stuff.

Reese: Ok.

Jack: Let's go.

Reese: One, two, three --

[Band begins playing]

Casey: Wow. Wow, they sound great. 3EA46DDE.JPG

Jamal: Yeah, they do. Who needs stepn n clay? Stephen clay schmay.

Casey: Hey, let's get closer.

Jamal: What, you and me?

Casey: Yeah --

jamal: Right now?

Casey: To the stage. Let's go.

Jamal: Oh, yeah, the stage. The stage.

Ricky: Too late for me to know you to late for me to know you

elizabeth: Please slow down. Slow down, slow down, slow down. What -- what's the rush?

Joshua: How do you want it? Want a slow, deebibite, or a quick penetrating nip?

Elizabeth: I think that I just want to just savor this moment a little bit longer. I want to walk that delicious line between humanity and immortality just a little bit longer. 3EA46E11.JPG

Joshua: I'm so glad you've decided to be by my side again. That's exactly where you belong, elizabeth.

Elizabeth: No!

Lucy: Get away from her! You know what they say about payback, huh, joshua?

[Cheers]

Casey: Yay! Whoo!

Reese: Thank you! Thank you, and good night!

Ricky: Wow -- guys, guys, guys, they freakin' loved us!

Caz: Yeah. What a show.

Casey: Wow.

Jamal: Yeah. Wow.

Ricky: Check it out, guys. We were so slammin' tonight, I bet you anything we're going to have record label weasels fighting for us.

Caz: Man, were we in the groove or what! 3EA46EF3.JPG

Reese: I must admit, I really missed jamming.

Ricky: All right -- all right, guys, we make a promise right here and right now. We keep this band rocking.

Caz: With or without stephen clay.

Reese: Hey, I'm in.

Caz: Me, too.

Ricky: All right,llll right! Time to celebrate and plan some gigs.

Caz: Yeah!

Reese: All right, start without me. I'll be right back.

Ricky: All right. Jack!

Jack: Oh, god! You were great!

Reese: How did you get all these people? What, did you hijack a bus or something? 3EA46F0E.JPG

Jack: Well, I may have got them throughhehe doors, but you guys kept them in their seats, mm-hmm.

Reese: You made me feel like a star tonight, jack. Thanks.

Jack: Don't mention it.

Reese: Because I didn't think I could perform without, you know --

jack: Fangs. Fangs or no fangs, there's a lot of talent here. Besides, I don't think I've seen you better.

Reese: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.

Casey: Oh, my god. You sang like an angel, and trust me, I would know.

Jamal: Oh, you weren't hahalf bad.

Ricky: Look, guys, it just felt good to be up there playing again. And I am so glad that you were here to see it. 3EA46F39.JPG

Casey: Hey, I wouldn't have missed it for the world. I'm still your number one fan. You know that?

Ricky: That's right.

Kevin: Don't look at me like that.

Karen: Like what?

Kevin: Like somebody's puppy just died.

Karen: Look, kevin, everybody knows that it hasn't been very great for you lately.

Kevin: You know, I'm not looking for things like love and comfort anymore. They never last.

Karen: You mean lucy.

Kevin: Yeah. You know, I bought into that for years, and what did it get me? And since we're on the subject, what has true love ever gotten for you?

Karen: It's given me hope. It's really the only thing that matters in the long run -- people you love, people who love you. 3EA46F66.JPG

[Kevin gags]

Kevin: Still hoping and dreaming.

Karen: You know what? I have a great idea. Put your paints away. I am taking you out. We're going to go somewhere noisy and fun --

kevin: Thanks, but, no, thanks.

Karen: Ok. So, what are you going to do? Stay up here and keep painting all these terrible pictures?

Kevin: Well, at least I'm not viewing the world throhh rose-colored glasses.

Karen: Wait a minute. Just because I'm not wallowing in self-pity doesn't mean I --

kevin: No, karen, wake up and smelthe coffee. Port charles is going to get a lot scarier, and it's going to make my painting look like a hallmark card. 3EA46F91.JPG

Karen: You look for bad things, kevin, you'll find them.

Kevin: No. They find you. Now, why don't you go pick some flowers or sing a happy song? I have work to do.

Joshua: Well, the gang's all here.

Ian: What are you doing? Where -- where's alison?

Joshua: Why did you bring him here, frank?

Frank: He's a vampire. I thought you should know.

Ian: That's right. Let the women go so we can talk.

Joshua: I'd li e to know who I can trust first. Elizabeth, did you know there was a slayer in my closet?

Elizabeth: No. No, I did not.

Lucy: No, she didn'T. Do you really think I'd team up with an airhead like that? I don't think so. 3EA46FBB.JPG

Frank: They're lying. They know you're behind alison's kidnapping.

Joshua: So you're all working together, then?

Ian: Just deal with me.

Joshua: You're all out to trap me. Why don't we just get it over with? You want a fight to the death, slayer? Then go on. Give it your best shot.

 Stay tuned for scenes from the next "port charles: Desire." .

 On the next "port charles" --

livvie: We have to find a way out of here.

Rafe: And you know how. I can get us out of here, but not without your help.

Ian: Elizabeth, don'T.

Elizabeth: I want my daughter back! I will pay the price! Anything he wants.

 

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