Port Charles Transcript
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Eve: I can't believe it! A conga line.
Ian: I would cross any line to get to you.
Eve: Oh --
Ian: Say yes again.
Eve: Ask me again.
Ian: Will you marry me?
Eve: Hmm -- no. No question, no doubt. Yes, I will.
Ian: I thought long and hard to find the right place to propose to you.
Ian: And, you know, something that had meaning to both of us.
Ian: It was either Jake's or the cabin or Harris' lair.
Eve: Oh, please. Don't remind me about that. You know what, Thornhart? You could've picked the middle of a garbage dump to propose to me, and it would've been perfect.
Ian: Hmm. That's good to know.
Eve: Well, next wife.
Ian: Next wife. Um -- there is just one more thing to make this engagement official.
Ian: Sit you down.
Kevin: Are you out of your mind?
Andy: I know my job, doctor.
Kevin: And I know these kids, Andy. Armed and dangerous? Come on. How could you put out an APB like that on my daughter, let alone Amanda Barrington's granddaughter, and make these girls sound like hardened criminals? What are you thinking?
Chris: He's thinking like a cop.
Kevin: You stay out of this.
Chris: He's thinking about Jamal Woods, who happens to have a record.
Kevin: You know something, Ramsey? If my daughter's hurt even a little bit, I'm coming after you.
Andy: All right, all right, back off. Hey, I said back off. Come on! Now, look, here's what we know -- that Zach Vernon was found in the park with his head on backwards. Good bet it was a homicide. And Jack Ramsey's missing. And according to her, he's dead, too, which makes it a possible double homicide. And now no one knows where to find Woods, Alison Barrington, or your daughter, Livvie. So you tell me, Kevin -- what would you do with Zach Vernon dead and Jack Ramsey dead?
Lucy: Jack is not dead. He can't be.
Livvie: This -- this can't be. Oh, God, I'm dreaming. I --
Jack: No, no, no, no. You're not dreaming. Livvie, I'm just --
Livvie: No, no, no. Stay back. You can't be here. This -- this can't be real. Oh, no.
Jack: Don't say that.
Livvie: Look, Jack --
Jack: Ow! What is wrong with me? Something's really, really wrong with me. I feel really sick. Please. Please, you got to help me.
Caleb: Sorry, brother, but there is no way you're locking me down here again. And you ain't never going to reform me.
Michael: I am begging you, Caleb. You desperately need help.
Caleb: "I'm begging you, Caleb." What I need is Olivia -- my Olivia.
Michael: She's dead, Caleb.
Caleb: No. I found another one, almost identical -- same name, same look. She's perfect.
Michael: You can't do this, Caleb.
Caleb: I won't live the rest of my life alone! Celibate, pathetic.
Michael: Like me.
Caleb: Well, you tried. You tried to steal the woman I loved once before. But nothing and no one will stop me from having her this time.
Ian: It's a claddagh ring. Irish, traditional. Two hands --
Eve: Holding a crowned heart.
Ian: Yeah. The hands are for faith.
Eve: And the heart is for love.
Ian: Yeah. Now, you wear it on your right hand with the heart pointed out, it means you're unattached.
Eve: And pointed in?
Ian: It means your heart's taken.
Eve: So it's a symbol of friendship and love?
Ian: And we're blessed to have both in our lives, in equal parts. Eve, will you wear this ring and show to all the world that your heart's taken?
Eve: I would be honored.
Ian: I love you more than any man has ever loved a woman.
Lucy: Oh, no, no, no. This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Jack -- Jack is not dead. I -- I would feel it.
Andy: You'd what?
Chris: The universe sends her signals, detective. Just the rest of us don't have a decoder ring.
Lucy: Shut up. Trust me, Chris, you really don't want to know what the universe says about you.
Andy: Yeah? What about me?
Lucy: Officer, you really want to know? I'll tell you what it's saying. It's saying if you think you should send out a goon of a swat team to go after three innocent children and hurt them in any way, you better rethink that because you got to check out Miss Bellybutton's fancy story there.
Sam: You know, don't take my word for it. Why don't you ask your daughter where she ditched her boyfriend's body?
Andy: All right. All right, look, you come with me.
Andy: Yeah, right now. Let's move it.
Kevin: I can't believe this.
Lucy: I can't, either. So, Doc, we can't just stand here. We have to do something.
Kevin: Yeah, like sneak out and find Livvie before Andy does.
Lucy: Oh, man, that's a great idea. You do that and I'll cover here for you, and then you call me as soon as you have anything.
Kevin: I'll find her.
Kevin: I promise.
Lucy: All right. Good luck.
Kevin: Andy? I have to go check on a patient. But we're not finished here yet.
Chris: If you and Kevin know where Livvie and her pals are and you're not telling, then I'm going to get that detective --
Lucy: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't give me that brotherly love stuff. You know, Jack told me honestly that you two really hate each other a lot.
Chris: Well, maybe we didn't get along. But if he was murdered, I'm not just going to shrug that off and go to the movies.
Lucy: Why? You don't really like the double feature they have today?
Chris: Believe it or not -- and I don't really care if you do -- I care what happened to my brother.
Lucy: Hmm, let me see -- you're right. I don't care if you care that I care, and I absolutely do not believe you.
Michael: You attacked this kid in the woods for what? For what, Caleb? To -- to steal his girlfriend?
Caleb: Not that I needed an excuse.
Michael: You almost killed him!
Caleb: And I would've if you hadn't stopped me.
Michael: That's it. That's your last time. This Ramsey boy -- that's your last victim.
Caleb: Oh, I doubt that.
Michael: No more. I'll go to the police. I'll do whatever it takes. If I have to, I -- if I have to, I'll kill you.
Caleb: Ooh. But suicide is a sin, father. Kill me, you're killing part of yourself, Michael. We're twins, connected. Hell, that's the only reason why you're still walking around. Although, you know, I must confess I do think about it every time I look into your pious face. I've been alone too long, and I've waited for the right soul and I've found her. And I am going to love her exactly the way I loved Olivia.
Michael: I loved her, too. Don't you understand? But I didn't destroy her. You destroy everything you touch.
Caleb: That's your opinion! And to be honest with you, brother, I couldn't care about it less. This time I will have what I want.
Livvie: Oh, please. Please, please, please be real, Jack. Please.
Jack: I am.
Livvie: Oh, God. It is you. I can't believe you're here.
Jack: Livvie --
Livvie: What? Jack --
Jack: I do not know what is going on with me. Ow. Why do I feel this way?
Livvie: Look, what do you remember, Jack? What's the last thing? Do you -- do you remember Zach when he ran you off the cliff?
Jack: Yes, yes, yes. I -- I remember Zach. I remember all that. And I remember -- I remember you. I remember you holding me.
Livvie: Ok, ok, and after that?
Jack: I -- I was walking. I remember I was walking for a long, long period of time. And suddenly, I was drawn here. Suddenly I was drawn here because I didn't know where else to go.
Livvie: Because you knew I'd be here.
Jack: But -- but what happened after that? After the accident, after I saw you? That's the part I don't remember, Livvie -- between now and then. You got to tell me.
Alison: Livvie, we tried to give you enough time to say goodbye to -- no.
Jack: Hey, guys.
Alison: No, no, this is not happening because you -- you are --
Jack: Whoa. What's wrong with you?
Alison: Jamal --
Jack: Alison --
Jamal: Get back, get back, get back! Stay over there, man. Stay the hell away from us.
Jack: Jamal, what's going on, man? It's me.
Jamal: No, no, it can't be you. We buried you, man. You're dead. Dead.
Eve: This is the most beautiful ring I have ever seen.
Ian: Anything to please the lady.
Eve: Oh, really?
Eve: Ok, in that case, what are you making me for dinner?
Ian: How about I whip you up an omelet?
Eve: No, I have a better idea -- instant gratification. Mmm!
Ian: Oh, nice dinner.
Ian: Going to have whipped cream with that?
Eve: Oh, that's a good idea. Do we have whipped cream?
Ian: How much do you want?
Eve: Oh, no. I'll get it.
Ian: Hey --
Eve: No -- I'll get it myself. You're going to deprive the future wife, the future -- the woman --
Ian: All right, all right, all right, all right.
Eve: Who's going to have your baby and all that?
Ian: Eat as much as you like.
Eve: Thank you. Whipped cream, please.
Ian: Here you go.
Eve: You know what? You better be careful about this "eat as much as you like" thing because pretty soon I am going to be as big as a house.
Ian: Uh-huh. Well, I'll say it again.
Ian: I love the fact that you're going to get bigger and bigger with our baby.
Eve: Are you still going to love me when my face is all puffy and my ankles are as big as cantaloupes?
Ian: Oh, God. You trying to turn me on?
Eve: While I still can.
Ian: Come here. If you gain 200 pounds, lose all your teeth, all your hair, I'll still love you.
Lucy: Oh, Doc, you're right -- the river. Of course Livvie would go there. She really loves that place. Yeah. What? I can't hear you. Ten minutes, I'll meet you there. Yeah. Good work. Ta.
Chris: Well, well, Lucy. Looks like your little pal the universe just paid me a visit.
Jack: Are you sure she's all right, man?
Livvie: Yeah, she'll be fine.
Jack: Well, that makes one of us. Guys, come on. Could you please tell me what the hell's going on here? What do you mean buried me?
Alison: Jamal, what is going on?
Jamal: Hey. Hey, you ok? You fainted, sweetie.
Alison: Why would I faint? What is that -- no, no. No, this is impossible.
Livvie: No, it's a miracle, Alison.
Jack: Would somebody please --
Jamal: You -- you were dead, bro.
Jack: What do you mean, "dead," Jamal?
Jamal: Zach forced you off the road, ok? He ran you right over the cliff.
Livvie: And he was going to pin the whole thing on Jamal, so we --
Jack: So you what?
Jamal: So we buried you. I dug the grave myself.
Alison: But -- but we never would've done it if you were alive. I mean, we -- we checked many, many times.
Jamal: There was no pulse, no nothing, no breathing, anything.
Jack: Guys, guys, guys. I'm ok, all right? I don't feel exactly well, but --
Alison: This can happen. I've heard of this. You think that someone's dead, but really their -- their heartbeat and their pulse just gets slower and slower and they just get really shallow and --
Jamal: And we sat next to his grave all night long. Why don't you try to explain that?
Livvie: Jamal, it's possible. He's here.
Jack: Yeah, maybe there was an air pocket or something. All right? Because I'm not dead, Jamal.
Jamal: Jack, there's not even a scratch on you. You fell off a cliff, Jack! I mean, there was blood everywhere.
Alison: Maybe it just looked bad. Maybe you're a fast healer.
Jamal: A what?
Livvie: Look, I don't care. It doesn't matter. He's here and he's fine, and I am not asking how. I've got you back, Jack, and I will never, ever let you go.
Alison: Oh, my God. We were so scared.
Jamal: Look, there's nobody happier than me to see you around here walking and talking, man, but I saw what I saw with my own two eyes, Jack. There's no way we were wrong.
Alison: Look, Jamal, listen to me. Jack is here. Ok, that is the point. That is the only point. Ok, and the rest of the stuff we can just forget and move on. Right? Jamal, we can get past this, right?
Jamal: I want to believe it so bad, but it's just --
Jack: Jamal --
Jamal: You know, every --
Jack: Jamal. It's just me. It's just me.
Jamal: All right. To hell with it. I can't turn my back on good news, right?
Jamal: You're the miracle man, baby. And everything else is behind us, right?
Jamal: All right. Well, look, this story stays between us. No one else can know.
Kevin: About what?
Ian: Lambert, where are you? Hey. What's the matter?
Eve: Ahem -- no. I'm fine, really. I'm just crying.
Ian: You're just crying?
Eve: Mm-hmm. I'm marrying the man that I love more than anything in the whole world, and we're having a baby together.
Ian: Uh, ok. I don't -- I don't understand.
Eve: I don't, either. I'm pregnant!
Ian: Oh. Well, of course, yes --
Ian: Two people who love each other, we're the luckiest people in the world. I understand. Now, where are the tissues? This is horrible.
Eve: No, come on. I'm serious. I really am. We are so blessed.
Ian: Yeah, we are. We deserve it. We're going to hold on to it. If there's one thing I learned over the last months, it's we never know what's going to come next. We're not going to put anything off.
Eve: Right. So, marry me as soon as you can.
Ian: Ok. How about as soon as Father Michael can do the ceremony? How soon is that?
Eve: Really? You mean it? Father Michael?
Ian: Yeah. Why not? I mean, if he's willing, sure.
Eve: Right, right. And maybe he's, you know, over that stuff, that trouble with his brother, Caleb.
Ian: Right, right. I'll call him.
Ian: You just worry about the ceremony and baby names.
Eve: Oh, ok. I'm in charge of everything?
Ian: You're in charge of everything. I trust you.
Eve: I love you.
Ian: Yeah? Do you want to show me how much?
Eve: Any way in particular?
Ian: Oh, yeah.
Michael: Caleb, we can go round and round on this all night.
Caleb: Sounds good to me. I'm a night person, remember?
Michael: I won't let you leave. I won't let you hurt this young woman.
Michael: For your own safety and protection, I need you to stay here. What? What do you want me to do? You want me -- you want me to beg? Fine. I will beg you.
Caleb: Yeah, that might keep me. Beg for me, Michael. Come on, let me hear you. Beg me. Come on, what's the matter? Pray for my sins, brother! Pray!
Michael: Caleb --
Michael: What -- Caleb! Caleb! Caleb, listen to me. You have to let me out of here!
Caleb: Sorry about that, brother. But I'm already late. And you know how I hate to keep a lady waiting. You sleep tight, you hear?
Livvie: Dad, what are you doing here?
Kevin: I was looking for you. Now, what is it exactly that no one can know about?
Alison: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Kevin: You want to try that again?
Livvie: Look, Dad, none of this is really any of your business. I don't ask you for every little detail, do I?
Jamal: All right, all right. Ease up, all right? No need to make this into a federal case. Look, we were wrong about Jack stealing from the shop and taking off. Ok, we just want to forget about the whole thing.
Kevin: Well, you can forget about forgetting once the police catch up to you.
Kevin: There's an APB out for the three of you right now.
Livvie: What for?
Kevin: Because they think Jamal murdered Jack and that you and Alison helped cover it up.
Alison: Well, that's crazy! I mean, he's standing right here. You can see for yourself.
Officer: All right, everybody freeze! Hands in the air!
Kevin: All right, all right. Livvie, get over here.
Jamal: Whoa, whoa, whoa --
Kevin: Just take it -- officer, take it easy. I'm Dr. Kevin --
Officer: "Armed and dangerous" -- that's what the APB said.
Kevin: All right, all right. Just calm down. No one's armed here.
Jamal: Ease up.
Kevin: You're in charge, all right?
Alison: Jamal --
Jamal: It's ok --
Officer: I said put your hands up and stay where you are!
Jamal: I'm right here, man.
Kevin: Stay still! Lucy?
Andy: What the hell is going on?
Officer: Don't move!
Kevin: Put the gun down!
Jamal: All I was trying to say --
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Gabriela: And you're thinking about taking that job and leaving everything and everyone behind?
Jamal: Somehow Jack cheated death again. As soon as it's light, we're going to pay his grave a little visit.
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