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Port Charles Transcript
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Proofread by Beth
Joe: You're so beautiful. So beautiful.
Gabriela: Joe, I don't want to wait anymore. Make love to me. Now. Now.
Kevin: I spoke to Mac again. He says the DNA report will be up on the computer any minute.
Lucy: Really? That fast?
Kevin: Fast. I feel like I've been waiting for this forever. Lucy, I know I said I wanted to go through this myself, but I really could use a friend to be here when it comes in. So if you're not in a rush, could you hang just for a while? I'd appreciate it.
Lucy: Sure, Doc. Of course I will do that. Of course.
Lucy's Voice: "There is a 99.9% probability the victims in the car wreckage do not match Eve Lambert and Ian Thornhart." They didn't die. They didn't die in the explosion. They're alive. He said that he trusted Eve and he knows Eve would never betray him. So don't you see? I cannot let him know that that woman he married ran off with Ian.
Lucy: You know, I -- I sure could use a cup of coffee. I bet you could, too. You want to go and get a cup of coffee? Better idea. Why don't you go get us a couple of cups and I'll just stay here and wait till the news comes in, ok?
Colleen: Thanks for keeping an eye on things, Lucy. Hi, Dr. Collins.
Colleen: Ah -- did the computer reboot yet?
Kevin: Were you having trouble with it?
Colleen: Yeah, somebody accidentally unplugged it.
Lucy: You know, I could use that coffee, Doc. Hey, what do you say we go run and get a cup?
Kevin: Actually, I think I'll pass. I'd like to get this over with as soon as possible.
Lucy: Ok. But listen -- take it from somebody who's had a lot of bad news lately -- Doc, I'm really afraid this is going to hit you a lot harder than you think.
Eve: No! I'm not leaving him!
Harris: You're in no position to be making demands.
Eve: Fine. Ok, I know that you don't care if he dies.
Eve: But I thought that you might want to be around longer -- to plunder and pillage. So if you just let me monitor Ian, the way the poison is affecting his body, for your sake. We're trying to help you.
Harris: Nice, appealing to my well developed sense of survival. But I see right through you, Eve. You just -- you just want to be with your friend.
Eve: He's sick. He needs me.
Harris: Then maybe we can come to terms. After all, you did once put a price on your services.
Eve: Fine. If that's the way you want to play it, fine. Although, I always established my terms up front. So, what kind of a deal are you offering?
Jamal: Listen, I got to split. First day at my new gig, and Alison's been giving me the third degree about it. But you know me. I got her off track real fast.
Frank: I still think it's a mistake not telling Alison what you're really doing.
Jamal: Come on. All I'm doing is getting some extra money so I can give her a good Christmas. All right, that's all I'm doing.
Frank: Yeah, but the way you're doing it.
Jamal: Look, just keep it on the D.L., would you? Can you?
Frank: Why bother? Alison's a born snoop. She's bound to figure you out.
Jamal: There's no way Alison's going to find out about this.
Alison: I'm not going to find out what?
Joe: You're everything I've ever wanted, Gabby. I can't stop thinking about you.
Gabriela: Steamy thoughts?
Joe: Purely X-rated.
Gabriela: I want to share everything with you, Joe. I feel so close to you. I want to feel closer.
Gabriela: I'm so glad this is something we decided we could do.
Joe: Gabby, wait. We can't go through with it.
Ian: Harris! Take your hands off her.
Eve: Ian, please don't let him hurt me!
Harris: You're mine now, body and soul. All mine.
Ian: Eve! I can't get you, Eve. Eve!
Harris: You can't protect Eve anymore. She's mine forever.
Eve: Ian? Ian, where are you? Ah! Ian, help me! Ian -- Ian, help me! Help me! Ian!
Ian: I can't get to you.
Eve: Talk fast. What's this deal you want to make?
Harris: You're a smart girl. I think you know. I want what Thornhart wants but can't have. I want you.
Eve: Somehow I thought you'd be more original.
Harris: Oh, don't look so glum. This is a win-win proposition.
Eve: What do I get out of this proposition?
Harris: You get to go in and hold Ian's hand. He's burning with fever right now. He may die tonight. You want to be with him. I can give you that. But if my terms seem unreasonable to you, then we can negotiate further over a bottle of champagne.
Eve: There isn't time for that, all right? Just let me go in there and get Ian through this. And then -- and then I'll give you what you want. All right? I'll do whatever it takes. You have my word.
Colleen: Finally, the system's back up.
Lucy: Oh, Doc, you know, I think you need to think about this. Seeing this report, you know, it might hit you a lot harder than you think.
Kevin: Lucy, Eve's dead. What could be more traumatic than that? And seeing this report isn't going to change that.
[Elevator bell rings]
Lucy: Please, please, please, please --
Singers: o/~ Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la 'tis the season o/~
Victor: Monk --
Singers: o/~ To be jolly o/~
Victor: What a surprise. We're just going to spread some Christmas cheer among the patients' rooms. Would you like to join us?
Kevin: Actually, any other time would be fine, Victor, but I'm waiting for the DNA results to come in.
Victor: Well, then I'm glad I'm here. I'll just send my friends to the room, and I'll stay here with you.
Colleen: Who's got time for Christmas? I've got a million files to file -- should've been filed yesterday -- and Mrs. Koslov in 602 is screaming for her release papers.
Lucy: Oh, poor Mrs. Koslov. You know what? That caroling just put me in the Christmas spirit. I'm your little elf. I will stay here while you take care of your patients again, and I will man the station.
Colleen: Lucy, you don't have to do this again.
Lucy: Oh, yeah, I love to give, to G.H. especially, so go. Go with the wind.
Colleen: Thank you, Lucy.
Lucy: Merry Christmas.
Singer: o/~ While I tell of yuletide treasure fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la fast away the old year passes fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la hail the new, ye lads and lasses fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la sing we joyous all together o/~
Kevin: Lucy -- what are you doing?
Singers: o/~ Heedless of the wind and weather fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la o/~
Jamal: You see, now you're going to spoil it. I mean, Christmas is right around the corner and -- you know, I don't know, there might be a certain somebody that I'm shopping for. Keep acting like you know it all. Listen, I got to roll.
Alison: Oh, right. Listen -- about that mysterious job there, Jamal --
Jamal: Look, I told you to stop trippin' about it, all right? Just stop.
Alison: I just thought that maybe you would want a good-luck kiss, that's all.
Jamal: All right.
Alison: Ok? Have fun.
Jamal: Yeah, right.
Frank: Shouldn't you be getting back to work, too?
Alison: Yeah, eventually. Um -- Frank, listen. Has Jamal said anything to you, like any details about his new job? I mean, you don't think that he could be doing anything iffy, do you?
Frank: No. Jamal's cool. Nothing to worry about.
Alison: Right, yeah. Cool. All right, then. So do you think that I should go all green or all glitter this year?
Frank: Excuse me?
Alison: Well, I just really want to give Jamal a Christmas that he'll never forget, you know? Perfect. When did tinsel get so expensive?
Frank: Since you started paying for it.
Alison: God, I guess. Ok, then. So there's only one thing for me to do. I'm going to have to get a second job. Ok, look, here's one that I can do. This is perfect for me. It screams me. "Alison, come find me."
Frank: I'm afraid to look.
Alison: No, this will be perfect. With all the money that I will make from this extra job, I will be able to make our apartment into the best winter wonderland ever. But don't tell Jamal, ok, because I want it to be a surprise. So don't tell.
Frank: Fine. We never had this conversation, and I hope we never have it again.
Alison: Boy, is he going to be in for a real shock.
Frank: He's not the only one.
Joe: I wanted this to be a night you'd always remember. I wanted to sweep you off your feet. But I don't have that right, Gabby. Not yet.
Gabriela: I'm a big girl, Joe. I don't need you to shelter me. I want to be with you, safe, in your arms.
Joe: But you're not safe.
Gabriela: Joe, we both know the chances of you being HIV-positive are very slim, ok? And even if you do have the virus, we're taking precautions. I'll be protected.
Joe: That's not a chance I'm willing to take. I won't risk your life.
Gabriela: Unless you don't want this relationship the same way I do?
Joe: Oh, man. I want you more than anything else in the world. Why can't you get it through your head? If anything happened to you, I couldn't live with myself.
Gabriela: Stop treating me like a child, Joe! This is my choice to make.
Joe: No! I won't put you in danger. I won't play Russian roulette with your life. I love you too much, damn it!
Gabriela: What? What did you just say?
Joe: I love you, Gabby. I do. And I wish you'd stop staring at me like I just fell from the sky and say something.
Gabriela: You know the answer. I love you, too, Joe. I love you with all my heart.
Kevin: I know what you're doing.
Lucy: Oh, Doc, please don't jump to any conclusions.
Kevin: You don't want me to see that DNA report. Now, I understand that you're trying to spare me, but, Lucy, this is something I have to do.
Lucy: No, Doc, you don't. Doc --
Kevin: "99.9% probability the victims are a match." Well, at least now I know. I know nothing can ever hurt Eve again.
Eve: Hands off. I see Ian first. That was the deal.
Harris: I admire your spirit.
Eve: I don't want your admiration. I want to see Ian now.
Harris: I expect to see a little more gratitude and a lot more flesh after this. Do we understand each other?
Eve: We made a deal. I'm going to stick to it.
Eve: Ian --
Ian: I saw him hurting you.
Eve: No --
Ian: His hands were all over you.
Eve: No, no, no, he's not hurting me. Are you kidding me? I'm not going to let that bad guy get to a girl like me. I'm feisty, remember?
Ian: I couldn't get to you. I couldn't protect you. I've got --
Eve: Hey -- shh, shh, shh. All right, it's the poison. You're hallucinating. Calm down.
Ian: I couldn't live with myself if anything happened to you --
Eve: Nothing's going to happen.
Ian: If anybody hurt you.
Eve: Nothing's going to happen to me. Nobody is going to hurt me, all right? I'll be just fine.
Ian: Stay away from her!
Eve: Ian, stop it!
Ian: Stay --
Eve: Stop it! Ian, please! Ian! Ian! Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Look, I would never do anything to hurt you. I had to get you to come back to me. Hey -- nothing's going to happen to you. I'll make sure of that, ok? I'm right here. I'm not going to go anywhere, I promise. It's ok.
Alison: Ok, so this job says that there's no experience necessary? Great, great. And you need someone with pleasing personality? Well, what a coincidence because I am, like, the queen of pleasant. Great. Oh, and you pay in cash. No, no, no, that's -- that's great. Yes, that's wonderful. What? There's a costume involved? Uh -- uh, no, no, I still need the job. Yeah. Ok. I will see you Christmas Eve. Ok. Thank you. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Gabriela: I didn't just dream this? You did just say --
Joe: That I love you. Better get used to hearing it.
Gabriela: I think I can manage that.
Joe: I love you, Gabby. And when the time's right, we'll be together.
Gabriela: Despite the rocky start, this has definitely turned into an evening I'll always remember. Do you want to try to resuscitate dinner?
Joe: No -- no way am I letting you out of my arms. I want to make love to you.
Gabriela: I thought you wanted to wait.
Joe: Remember what I said when I told you there are all kinds of ways to make love?
Lucy: You need some fresh air and a little bit of food and a good night's sleep.
Kevin: Eve -- what I need is Eve.
Lucy: Eve. Right. I'm sorry.
Kevin: No, I'm sorry. I couldn't have gotten through this without you -- and Victor.
Victor: Oh, Monk, we only wish we could've done something more.
Lucy: We just hate to see you in so much pain.
Kevin: Pain is part of the healing process, isn't it? At least that's what I keep telling my patients. I'll never say that the same way again.
Lucy: Let me drive you home.
Kevin: No, no. I'll be fine. I need to go this part of the way on my own.
Lucy: This is a lot better this way, right? Now that he knows Eve is dead, the healing process can begin. I mean, Victor, this is better that he knows Eve is gone for good, right? I'm right?
Victor: Maybe now he can start to pick up the pieces a little. You know, it's not a phrase we hear a lot these days, but you've been a true blue friend to him.
Lucy: Well, thanks. I just know he's going to be hurting for a very long time.
Victor: Well, maybe he'll be more open to you.
Victor: More open to your helping him to cope.
Lucy: Oh. Well, Doc's always been there for me, and now I'm just returning the favor. And I think he took this well, considering.
Eve: Please, Ian, I need you. Come on. Don't you dare leave me, all right? I need you. I'll let you know a little secret, ok? I'm finding out that I'm not so good without you. We've been through a lot together, huh? Don't quit on me now. Ian, come back to me. Ian --
Harris: Time's up, Eve. I've come to collect.
>> On the next "Port Charles" --
Livvie: I just wanted to help.
Kevin: But you can't help! No one can help!
Lucy: What is going on here? Kevin, what?
Harris: You have quite a bedside manner, doctor. Now it's payback time.
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