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Passions Transcript Wednesday 8/15/07

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Spike: Ugh! Easy.

Paloma: You think you're uncomfortable now? Wait till the boys in prison introduce themselves to you.

Spike: Hey, hey, hey -- hey, ladies, ladies. Why don't you tell her to let me go? Tell her how nice I've been to you.

Norma: As if.

Edna: He does give the best massages.

Norma: Don't worry, honey. I've been taking notes.

Edna: Oh!

Paloma: Ladies, I'm gonna go outside and see if the patrol car's waiting.

Noah: I'll go with you.

Paloma: Just yell if he tries anything funny.

Spike: Wha? Get out of here. Hey, what the heck? Oh.

Tabitha: Serves you right. You give evil a bad name. Anyone up for a deviled egg?

Norma: Oh, sounds tasty.

Edna: Yum!

Spike: No eggs for me, though. They kind of upset my stomach. Grilled cheese sandwiches would be nice.

Tabitha: Bah. Only sandwich you're gonna get is a knuckle sandwich. You just shut up. All right, ladies, would you mind keeping an eye on him, please?

Edna: No problemo.

Norma: We know how to take care of this one.

Tabitha: Come on, Endora. We'll go make some deviled eggs.

Spike: Hey, uh, Eddie. Hey. Really kind of sad the way things are turning out, you know? I was just sort of getting into this gig as your slave boy.

Norma: Yeah, right.

Spike: No lie. I wouldn't mind working for you ladies for the rest of my life. You haven't even seen half of my repertoire yet.

Edna: You mean that --

Spike: I mean that I could show you stuff that you haven't even thought of yet. Yeah. And you know what? All for free. Anything you want. And I mean "anything."

Edna: [Sighs] Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho. Sure was nice having a slave, you know. And I had the best foot rub since Precious left.

Spike: Right, right, and I'll be all yours. Yeah, all yours. But you gotta take the cuffs off first, because -- well, look, I can't -- ooh -- I can't do a good massage with these on, can I? But you see, we -- we gotta kind of hurry, ok? So, ah, we gotta hurry so let's be quick about it, ok? Get these off of me. Huh? [Laughs]

Ethan: Look, thank you again for using your dad's contacts to cut through the red tape so we can get our elope-ment. We appreciate it. You are a brick.

Gwen: Yeah, I'm a -- I'm a real brick.

Ethan: Did you thank Gwen, Theresa?

Theresa: I -- no, um, thank you. You -- it's been wonderful. Thank you.

Gwen: You're welcome. And what are you guys hanging around here for? You know the sooner you get going, the sooner you can get married.

Ethan: That's a good point. Oh, one more thing. I got one more thing.

Theresa: Yes?

Ethan: It's a little surprise, but I'll be right back with it.

Gwen: So I'll call the car and he'll meet you out front.

Ethan: Thank you. Ok. I'll be right back.

Pilar: I don't like this, Theresa. I mean how do you know Gwen's not gonna tell Ethan about his son?

Theresa: Well, she said she wouldn't, Mama. Not for my sake, but, you know, for Ethan's sake.

Pilar: And you trust her?

Theresa: No. No, I don't trust her, but you know what? So far she has kept her mouth shut and maybe she's not gonna tell Ethan. Maybe we really are gonna get married tonight.

Pilar: God, I hope so, mija.

Rebecca's voice: You think you're nervous now, Theresa? Just wait.

Luis: Who turned out the lights? Oh, my God. Fancy!

Sheridan's voice: Pretty sure doesn't waste any time.

Luis: Come on, Fancy.

Sheridan: Oh, my God. Let me help.

Luis: God. Fancy, please don't die on me. That's not Fancy. Who is this?

Sheridan: Oh, my God. It's Pretty -- Fancy's sister.

Luis: What?

Fancy: Luis? You've gotta save her.

Sheridan: As if you want her to live.

Pilar: Thank God, mija. I mean, for a second there, you scared me. I thought you were falling for Gwen's little nice act.

Theresa: No. No, I just, you know, I can't show any of my doubts to Ethan or he's gonna ask me why. And I'm sure that's what Gwen wants, you know, for me to give myself away.

Pilar: Now that sounds like Gwen.

Theresa: You know, honestly, Mom? I'm just -- kind of just waiting for the other shoe to drop. Because I can't honestly think that she's gonna let me walk down the aisle with Ethan after everything she's done to keep us apart.

Pilar: Right. It's just like one of those things. It's just too good to be true.

Theresa: Yeah.

Ethan: Doo-do-do!

Little Ethan: Mommy, look at my tie.

Theresa: Oh, my gosh! You look so handsome. And look at you, little princess. Oh, wow.

Ethan: She is a princess, isn't she? Listen, I know we're eloping in the middle of the night, but it didn't feel right to start our marriage without the two most important people in our lives, so.

Theresa: You're amazing. You really do think of everything.

Ethan: Which leads me to a favor. Pilar, I was wondering if you could possibly bring the kids back home after the ceremony. The nanny is off for some reason. Is there a possibility you could do that?

Pilar: Gosh, Ethan, I wish I could, but I promised Father Lonigan I was going to go by church and I --

Gwen: Pilar, don't worry about it. I'd be more than happy to pick the children up after the ceremony. I can bring them back here. I can tuck them in to bed. You can just call me on your cell, you know, when you're done.

Ethan: Are you -- seriously? I mean, Gwen, you've done so much for us already.

Gwen: I wouldn't offer if I minded. Consider it my wedding gift.

Ethan: That's extremely generous of you. Gwen, why don't -- heck, why don't you come?

Gwen: Me? You want your starter wife at your wedding ceremony? Ethan, I don't think so.

Ethan: Listen, listen, I think it would be great. I really do. Would you -- would you mind?

Theresa: Well, I --

Gwen: I really don't want to intrude on this.

Ethan: Gwen, you're not going to intrude. Here's how I see it, I just want us all to understand. I think it's important that the three of us are able to have a clean slate here and work together and do this. It's important. And you won't have to make a special trip to take the kids home and, you know, we wouldn't even be getting married tonight if it weren't for your help. So, I think it's right.

Rebecca: I think Ethan's right, honey. I think this will work out beautifully. For everyone.

Ethan: Come on, come on. It'll be fun. It'll be great.

Gwen: Ok. Ok. Yeah, absolutely, then. Ok.

Rebecca: Honey, come on. This is the perfect opportunity. I mean, we don't have to listen to any pathetic vows, it's just the perfect time for you to drop the bomb. You know, I cannot wait to see the look on Ethan's face when he realizes that adorable tyke standing next to him is really his son. And Theresa never bothered to tell him.

Gwen: Mother, I don't know if I can go through with this. I don't -- I don't think I can go through with my plan.

Sheridan: Is she breathing?

Fancy: She can't be dead.

Sheridan: You know, you should have been an actress.

Fancy: She's my sister.

Pretty: [Coughs]

Luis: Thank God. That's it, that's it. Get the water out.

Sheridan: She's gonna live?

Luis: It looks like, but I need a doctor.

Fancy: I called Eve, she's on her way.

Sheridan: Pretty, can you hear me?

Luis: Sheridan, she's unconscious.

Sheridan: Oh, yeah. Then I guess you'll have to tell us what happened. You were here, right?

Fancy: Yeah, but --

Luis: How did she end up in the pool, Fancy?

Pretty: It is over for you. I'm finding Luis.

Fancy: No, I won't let you do it!

Pretty: Try and stop me!

Fancy: Ah! Uh! I won't let you talk to Luis.

Pretty: Oh!

Fancy: Ah!

Pretty: This is for what you did to me. }

Fancy: We were talking and Pretty was excited and she tripped, she fell into the pool.

Sheridan: That wouldn't knock her unconscious.

Fancy: She must have hit her head on the side of the pool when she fell in. I tried to help her, but I couldn't. That's when I ran for help and called Eve.

Sheridan: I see.

Fancy: Thank God you got here when you did.

Luis: Yeah, I know. If she'd have been in that water a few more seconds, she wouldn't have been breathing on her own. She'd have drowned.

Sheridan: How awful. Right, Fancy?

Spike: I mean, the truth is I kind of enjoyed making life easy for you gals. I mean, what guy wouldn't, right? I mean you -- you -- you -- you're fun. You're full of life. You're --

Edna: Beautiful.

Spike: Yes. Yes, you're beautiful. And did I mention sexy?

Edna: Ah!

Spike: [Chuckles]

Norma: You think?

Spike: Let me tell you something. I have been around the block quite a few times and as God is my witness, I don't think I've ever met two dames with as much going on as you two!

Edna: Oh, that is so sweet, right, Normie?

Norma: I'm touched.

Spike: To be able to live out my days waiting on you hand and foot? Oh, my God, life should only be so good. But, see, the thing is? We need to move fast, ok? Yeah. Because if Paloma and the cops get back in here, then all bets are off. Ok? So, you need to take these cuffs off me now. Ok?

Norma: Oh, Paloma!

Spike: No, no, no.

Edna: What's taking that patrol car so long? We got something in here stinking up the room, and bad.

Spike: What the --

Paloma: What's going on here?

Edna: This slime-ball was trying to bribe us.

Norma: Thought we'd fall for the oldest line in the book. Though he was right about one thing. We are sexy.

Noah: You make me sick, Spike.

Norma: Yeah. Me too.

Spike: Ah!

Norma: What, you thought we were a pair of idiots? Like we got nothing else going on but our good looks? Forget that.

Edna: You want to be a slave boy so badly? I bet you're gonna find a couple of tricks in prison! [Laughs]

Paloma: Oh, good. You're here. Take him.

Spike: Listen to me. You're all making a big mistake.

Noah: The only mistake we ever made was not offing you when we had the chance. Bye.

Spike: Ah. Hey. That's my arm.

Tabitha: Oh, look, pumpkin. We're just in time to see them take that bad man away. He won't be bothering Jessica or anyone else we care about for a very long time.

Spike: Hey, come on. Hey, I'm innocent. This is a frame-up!

Luis: Can you hear me? She's still unconscious, but at least she's breathing on her own. How long ago did you call Eve?

Fancy: She should be here any second.

Luis: Huh. I still can't believe this is your sister, Fance.

Fancy: Yeah. That's Pretty.

Luis: But to be reunited like this? It could have been so tragic.

Sheridan: True. And when you think about how much tragedy there's already been.

Luis: How long has she been back?

Fancy: I'm not sure.

Luis: Huh. You can see why they call her Pretty. She's beautiful. So, how come she left Harmony? Why'd she cut ties with everyone?

Sheridan: You know, it's such a shame. As a girl, she was always the life of the party. So close to her family. To have things happen the way they did.

Luis: Oh, my God. What happened to her? What happened to her face?

Spike: Listen, you're making a big mistake, ok? I don't belong here.

Officer: You belong here. You're the guy who tried to frame the chief's daughter for those john murders.

Spike: Hey, don't we get the right to a fair trial, huh? And by the way, officer, when do I get to see my lawyer?

Officer: Oh, yeah, you'll meet your public defender in the morning. Good luck with that one. [Laughs]

Spike: Funny guy, huh? It's guys like you that make me hate cops, you know that? You know why? Bec -- [Gags]

Officer: What's the matter?

Spike: I can't breathe!

Officer: Yeah, right. Come on. That's the oldest scam in the book! Come on. Oh! Ah!

Spike: Woo! Didn't see that one coming, did you? "Officer." Harmony's finest, huh? Harmony and the police P.D.? Not good at all. Yeah. Well, I really appreciate you listening to me, but you know what, big guy? This -- this is for good measure.

Officer: Ugh!

Spike: Whoo! Gotta go.

Noah: Here's to my sister, Jessica. For getting free of that horrible creep. Being cleared of the murders. And, well, may she get her life back on track.

Paloma: Si. We'll help her.

Edna: Speaking of getting lives back on track, what is up with you two love-birds? You were in the middle of a double wedding in prison before it was interrupted by Eve who was clearing Luis. You know, you never got a chance to finish the ceremony.

Paloma: Oh, but we will. Soon. What matters is that my brother Luis is out of prison and Noah's sister is going to be all right.

Noah: Actually, I was hoping we could finish the ceremony tonight, but, you know. That whole thing with Spike happened. But it'll happen. It'll happen soon.

Paloma: Soon.

Noah: Yeah.

Tabitha: You will, sweet pea. You will.

Norma: What's the kid saying now?

Tabitha: Oh, she was very disappointed that no one got married tonight. She wants Noah and Paloma to get married tout de suite.

Paloma: Aw. She's so cute. Well, maybe tomorrow, Endora.

Tabitha: No, no. Not tonight. That's impossible. No, no, Endora.

[Music plays]

Paloma: What happened?

Noah: Where are we?

Tabitha: Endora? Where are we?

Ethan: Thank you. Thanks again, you've been amazing. Thank you.

Gwen: Thank you. That means a lot coming from you.

Theresa: Ok. Let's go.

Ethan: Come on, buddy.

Rebecca: I want an explanation. You've been waiting for the perfect opportunity to destroy Theresa and here it is. Tonight. Right when she's going to become Ethan's wife. You can't back out now.

Gwen: Mother, I don't know that I have any other choice.

Rebecca: Tell me a good reason why not.

Gwen: Hello? The children are going to be there. I can't exactly go public about Little Ethan's paternity while he's standing right there. Now I hate Theresa, but I would never do anything to hurt Little Ethan or Jane.

Rebecca: Ok, ok. Well I can handle that.

Gwen: How? They're gonna be there at the ceremony.

Rebecca: I'll just get them out of the room long enough for you to drop the bomb. I mean, they won't know anything about it until they are older and wiser.

Gwen: I don't know.

Rebecca: Gwen. Come on, you cannot back out, you've come too far. Look, Theresa is happy. She's in love. She thinks that she is about to start a new life with the man of her dreams. The man she stole from you. What better time to knock her off her feet than now? Tonight?

Luis: Oh, my God. What happened to her? How'd she get such a terrible scar?

Sheridan: It's horrible, isn't it?

Luis: Did this happen to her after she left Harmony? Oh, my God. It's why she left, isn't it? She didn't want anyone to see it.

Sheridan: Can you blame her?

Luis: Wow. You can tell she was so beautiful.

Sheridan: Can you imagine growing up one way and then becoming completely disfigured? It destroyed her life.

Luis: So, what happened? Was she involved in some terrible accident?

Sheridan: Oh, no.

Luis: "Oh, no"? You're saying someone did this to her on purpose?

Sheridan: I'm afraid so.

Luis: Oh, my God. Who would do that? What kind of a monster would do such a thing to such a beautiful human being?

Ethan: Hey.

Theresa: Hi.

Ethan: Hey, come on. Any last-minute jitters?

Theresa: Oh, God, no, of course not.

Ethan: Are you sure?

Theresa: Yes.

Ethan: Well, you look -- you look frazzled. Are you ok? Who were you talking to?

Theresa: Actually, I was calling Whitney. I just -- you know, I really want her to be there.

Ethan: I understand. You're happy we're doing this, right?

Theresa: Oh, God. More than you could ever know.

Ethan: Good, that makes two of us. I have an idea.

Theresa: What?

Ethan: Let's get married.

Theresa: Ok.

Ethan: Come on.

Rebecca: Honey, this is the perfect opportunity. Look, I will get the kids out of there so they will not see Theresa destroyed in front of Ethan, ok? And I cannot wait to see the look on Ethan's face when he finds out the secret that Theresa's been keeping from him.

Gwen: Yeah, but what if she can justify not telling him about Little Ethan because of Luis and everything.

Rebecca: Oh, please. That would never work. Besides, he still thinks that she's the one who leaked his paternity to the tabloids, and all that anger is just gonna come to the forefront.

Gwen: Yeah, I've never seen Ethan so hurt. And he would have left me for sure had he found out it was us.

Rebecca: Mm-hmm, just like he is going to leave Theresa in the dust. Honey, you have to destroy her, all right? I mean, this is your opportunity. I saw the look in your eyes when you saw Jane. It made you think of Sarah, how badly you wanted to become a mother. Honey, this woman has stolen everything from you, everything that is important. Now, you have the ammo, you have to use it.

Gwen: Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. Tonight is the night.

Rebecca: That's my girl. I'll take care of the kids, you take care of the mommy.

Luis: Oh, my God. Who would do such a horrible thing to such a beautiful young woman?

Eve: I got here as soon as I could -- oh, God! Oh, no -- she's --

Luis: No, no, no. She's fine. I gave her CPR, she spit up some water. Her breathing's shallow.

Eve: Thank God you came along when you did, Luis. Fancy told me that her sister was too heavy. Has she been unconscious ever since you pulled her out?

Luis: Yeah.

Sheridan: Don't get too excited. This is only a temporary reprieve. Luis is gonna want to know who the monster is that did this to her. Just wait till he finds out that monster is you.

Fancy: No.

[Cell phone rings]

Sheridan: Excuse me, I need to take this.

Sheridan: Spike, what do you want?

Spike: We need to talk.

Sheridan: Hardly, I'm busy. Don't ever call me again.

Spike: Hey -- don't you hang up on me, or you're gonna regret it, and that's a promise.

Sheridan: What do you want?

Spike: Well, a little tit for tat, if you'll pardon the expression. I'll tell you what, sweetheart. Why don't you meet me in the living room. I'll give you all the good details.

Sheridan: Living room? What living room?

Spike: Your family mansion. I'm here on the grounds.

Sheridan: How on earth did you get past security?

Spike: Honey, it's a piece of cake. I do it all the time. I'll tell you what, don't worry about it. Hurry up. I don't like to be kept waiting.

Sheridan: Well, everyone, I'm so sorry, but that call I just got -- it's a little bit of business I need to take care of.

Luis: Now?

Sheridan: I -- I won't be long. I'll be back before you know it.

Luis: Eve, you've known the Cranes for a long time, right?

Eve: Guess you could say that.

Luis: Who did this to her? The scar?

Eve: Pretty, sweetheart, can you hear me? Hi, Pretty, it's Dr. Russell. You know you almost drowned in that pool. Luis here pulled you out. I think you're gonna be all right.

Pretty: Luis?

Eve: You are a very lucky young woman. Come on.

Pretty: Ow.

Eve: Yeah, I bet your head does hurt. You probably hit it when you were falling in the pool on the side of the pool. But I don't see any signs of a concussion. But you're gonna have to let me know if you have any unusual headaches or dizziness, ok? So, how did you slip in the pool anyway? How did that happen?

Paloma: How did we get here?

Noah: I don't know. Think we're dreaming?

Paloma: Well, if we are, I'm having the same dream as you. Is that possible?

Noah: Not sure. Let's not think about it too much. Let's just try to enjoy it.

Paloma: I am. This is perfect.

Noah: Yes, it is. Perfect. You know, this is how I want our relationship to be, always. Magical.

Paloma: Well, if we have Endora around, we just might manage that.

Noah: Yeah. I always liked that kid. What is this music?

Paloma: I don't know, but I like it.

Noah: Yeah, I do, too. But you know it's not our song.

Paloma: I didn't know we had an "our song."

Noah: Yeah, maybe we should find one.

[Music changes to "I only have eyes for you"]

Paloma: Did you do that?

Noah: Uh -- I wish I could take the credit, but no. I don't know, do you like it?

Paloma: I love it. From now on, I'm considering it our song.

Noah: Deal. You know, there's one thing that could make this moment better.

Paloma: What's that?

Noah: If I were holding you in my arms.

Singer: I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright

Paloma: Wow.

Noah: Whatever this is, don't let it stop.

Paloma: I wonder if I could make a wish.

Noah: Anything.

Paloma: Well, I saw this picture in one of my brides' magazines. It was the most spectacular wedding and reception. And the thing the guests loved the most was this chocolate fountain.

Noah: Are you kidding?

Noah: I guess you weren't. Huh. Well, perhaps the beautiful young woman would like some strawberries to dip in chocolate.

Paloma: Perhaps I would.

Noah: Nice.

Singer: I only have eyes for you

Norma: Now that is romantic.

Edna: The kids or the food?

Norma: Both.

Edna: Isn't it nice to know in a town where there's been so much grief, there's still a little love and romance alive?

Norma: Here, here.

Tabitha: You seem to know more about romance than you ought to, Endora.

Tabitha: Oh, I see, DirecTV. Well, I'm very proud of you, Endora. You've made Noah and Paloma very happy.

Sheridan: Oh, God. I knew he was bluffing. There's no way he could get past security.

Spike: Oh, what took you so long? Getting kind of antsy out there.

Sheridan: God, what are you doing here? This place is crawling with security.

Spike: I told you I know how to get past those morons. You really want to think about beefing up that system out there.

Sheridan: I'll be sure to tell Julian.

Spike: Right. Well, I knew you'd come. I piqued your curiosity, didn't I?

Sheridan: I only came here to tell you to go away. There's nothing you have to say that I want to hear.

Spike: Hmm. Wrong, beautiful.

Sheridan: No, you don't understand. I can't afford for anyone to see us together.

Spike: Well then you better make sure they don't see us together, all right? Because you're not the only one who's got a lot to lose if we get busted. And you know, not that you give a damn, but I happen to be on the run from the cops.

Sheridan: You mean --

Spike: Yeah, I mean I got arrested tonight. And when I was taken into custody, I of course used the smarts and busted out. Of course, they're probably swarming the streets looking for me already.

Sheridan: For God sakes, you gotta get out of here. You gotta leave Harmony.

Spike: Hey, calm down. That's why I'm here. If I decide to skip town, I'll need your help. But listen, Sheridan, I do have a few minutes to share to hang out with you. Nice.

Sheridan: Oh, God. Get your dirty paws off of me.

Spike: Whoo, ok. I got you, I got you. But I still need your help to get out of dodge before Bennett and his posse finds me. You know, I'm not a very popular guy in this town. You may or may not know that. And if things go wrong for me, I'll be thrown in death row just like your old boyfriend.

Sheridan: And am I supposed to care about any of this?

Spike: You better care if you know what's good for you.

Sheridan: Well, I don't. And I'm not about to risk my reputation by anyone finding out that I'm helping you.

Spike: Ooh, whoa. Well, la-ti-da. Even if I make it worth your while?

Sheridan: There's nothing you have that I want.

Spike: Hmm, you think so. What if I told you that I could get you what you most want in the world? I have your attention. See, I can get you the thing that you want the most. But first, you're gonna have to help me.

Eve: So, how did that happen, sweetheart? How did you slip into the pool?

Luis: Fancy said she tripped.

Eve: You have no idea how many times I hear that. How just one moment of carelessness can cost someone their life. You are so lucky that Luis came by and he was here to pull you out.

[Cell phone rings] Oh, excuse me. I've got a call, I've got to return this.

Luis: You want to take that in the library? There's a lot more privacy.

Eve: That would be great, thanks.

Luis: I'll walk you.

Eve: Great.

Luis: You stay here with your sister, ok?

Fancy: Yeah, yeah, sure. Maybe you can bring back some hot tea for her.

Luis: Oh, I will, I will. You're a great sister, you know that? Pretty, I'm glad you're ok.

Pretty: Oh, that's rich. You're not a good sister, Fance. Hell of a liar though. Just wait till Luis hears how I really got in the pool. Wait until he hears that you tried to kill me.

Paloma: I've never felt like this before.

Noah: Me either. I just don't want it to stop.

Paloma: Maybe it doesn't have to.

Noah: You know, I'd do just about anything for you. But I don't know how I feel about a lifetime of clouds and stars I can actually touch.

Paloma: You want to know something?

Noah: Mm-hmm.

Paloma: Even when we're on the ground, down to earth, and everything's normal, that's how you make me feel. Like I can reach out and grab a star.

Noah: Really?

Paloma: Si. That's how I knew you were the one. Noah, we may wake up from this dream, but we're never going to wake up from the real one... the one that is going to last a lifetime.

Singer: I only have eyes for you

Sheridan: I don't understand.

Spike: Well, maybe you should use the brains that you were born with. Sorry. What is it that you want the most, the most in the world? What do you want?

Sheridan: Now, why should I tell you anything about my innermost desires? You don't know anything about me at all.

Spike: Oh, my gosh, I'm hurt. After all that we've been to one another.

Sheridan: Oh, dream on.

Spike: Ok, listen to me. I've got eyes, don't I? I helped sneak you into that prison more than once.

Sheridan: Mm-hmm.

Spike: I know you're still in love with super-cop Luis. And I also know that you'd risk anything to be with Luis. And I know how much it tears you up that Luis is with Fancy. Guess what? I can help you get him back.

Sheridan: I don't believe that.

Spike: Hmm. Well, you know, Sher-Sher, you're selling me short. But you know, that's ok, honey, 'cause I'm used to it. But let me tell you something, the Spike-man, a very, very versatile fella. Yeah. See, I make impossible things happen. That's what I do. And I'm telling you, you get me what I want and I'll get you what you want.

Luis: What's going on here?

Pretty: I can't wait to see the way Luis looks at you when he finds out you're the one who scarred me for life.

Fancy: I'll tell him it was an accident, and he'll believe me.

Pretty: Maybe he would have before, but not when I tell him that you tried to kill me tonight as well. No, he's not gonna buy it at all.

Fancy: I didn't try to kill you.

Pretty: Ok, the hell you didn't. How else did I end up in the pool almost drowning? Luis, I need to talk to you -- [Muffled] Let me go.

Fancy: No. Not until you tell me you are not gonna call Luis. I won't let you do it.

Pretty: Get off of me! What is wrong with you, you crazy? You trying to kill me again?!

Fancy: No!

Pretty: You are not at all what people think you are, Fancy. You come across as this kind, caring, loving, "oh, I'm such a good sister," but that's not who you are deep down. Oh, I've always known who you are, and Luis will know tonight, too. Luis!

Theresa: It's just beautiful. You know, it's -- it's perfect.

Ethan: It's just right. I like it. And I have to be honest with you though. I would marry you in the back alley of the Blue Note. I'm just glad that we're doing this.

Theresa: Me, too.

Pilar: I think I'm gonna take the children and see if the Justice of the Peace is here and let him know we have arrived, ok?

Ethan: Ok.

Ethan: Can you believe we're doing this? We're gonna be man and wife in a couple of moments. I really was worried that this day would never come.

Theresa: So was I.

Ethan: You always said it was fate. You said it. You said, "Ethan, it's fate."

Theresa: I know, I was young, naive, I just always believed that, you know, things would work out for the best.

Ethan: Now, don't tell me you've changed your mind about fate 'cause I'm truly starting to believe in it right now.

Theresa: No, I definitely believe in love.

Ethan: Well, I have a lifetime of love and I'm gonna give it to you.

Theresa: I love you, Ethan.

Ethan: I love you, too. You know, they say that a marriage license is just a piece of paper, but I think in our case, it's a lot more. I mean, everything that we've been through. I swear to God, once you say "I do," I'm never letting you go. Ever.

Gwen: Well, enjoy it while you can, Theresa, because it is not gonna last long. You took away all my hopes and dreams. It's my turn to take away yours.

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