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Passions Transcript Thursday 7/12/07--Canada; Friday 7/13/07--USA

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Tabitha: No matter how hellish it be, there's no place like home.

Julian: Well, I'm with you, Endora. Oh, here I am responding to my witch daughter's dialogue bubble and I'm sober.

Tabitha: Yes, yes, I'm sure it must be quite a surprise learning that you're fathered a supernatural child. [Laughs] But I must say, you're handling it a great deal better than I thought you would.

Julian: Well, I must say, having dealt with Rebecca and her donkey all those years, really, nothing much fazes me anymore.

Tabitha: Indeed.

Julian: Uh, where -- were you just poofed from the good witch school back to here?

Tabitha: You know, Endora is quite a gifted little witchlet for her age. Once she even stopped time in the backyard.

Julian: Oh, this is just -- it -- it's so much to absorb. It's too much, really.

Tabitha: Yes, I suppose you have so many questions, but my advice is just go slow and easy.

Julian: No -- no, I know, but I want to know everything about you and Endora. I mean, a father should know everything about his children.

Tabitha's voice: Be careful what you wish for, Julian. There are some things about some of your progeny you may not want to know.


Blackmailer: I'm the way I am because of all the drugs you took and the booze you drank back then. And Dad was just as bad -- drinking like a fish, getting high, and doing God knows what else. And you, you did this to me -- you and Dad both. And I'll never forgive you. Never!


{Blackmailer: In exchange for me doing what's necessary to clear Luis' name, i.e., bring Pretty Crane back to town to expose her sister Fancy for the lying slut she is, in short, poisoning Luis' mind against Fancy forever, all you have to do is kill Theresa. }

Sheridan: [Sighs] As much as I love Luis and want to be with him, I can't kill anyone. I just have to keep fighting these strange impulses to hurt Theresa.

Demon elf: Nobody knows the troubles you've seen. [Chuckles] Good luck, Sher-Sher. When my demon minions possess you again, they'll be in control. And if they want you to kill, then kill you will. Kill you will! Kill you will! Kill you will!


Ethan: For the last time, stop. Stop worrying about Gwen finding out your secret and telling me. Because no matter what the secret is, Theresa, I love you. Period.

Theresa: Ethan, that's because you don't know how horrible it is. I'm afraid if Gwen finds out the truth, she's going to use it to hurt us.

Ethan: Let her. Let her, because there is nothing that she can do or say that is going to keep us from being together -- you, me, Jane, and Little Ethan -- as a family.


Rebecca: Ooh! So, Ethan is Little Ethan's father and not Julian. Ah, now, if learning Theresa's secret is not reason to open up a bottle of champagne, I don't know what is.

Gwen: And I am so glad we made hard copies of what J.T. had on Theresa so when Ethan sees the proof, there is no way little miss doe eyes can deny it.

Rebecca: [Giggles] She will never, ever be able to lie her way out of this one. No, she is going down, down, down, never to rise again.

Gwen: Revenge is sweet, so very sweet. I mean, when Ethan finds out that he has a son and Theresa has been keeping him from his child, he is gonna hate her, I mean, hate her forever.

Rebecca: And if she thinks she's going to end up with Ethan, her hopes are gonna be as dried up as the Rio Grande in summer. [Giggles]

Gwen: I mean, at long last, I finally have the power to destroy Theresa and I cannot wait to use it.


Ethan: Come on, let me take you back to the mansion. We'll go find Gwen --

Theresa: No, I don't-- no, no. I just have a bad feeling that something's gonna happen.

Ethan: Will you please relax. Trust in us a little bit, ok?

Theresa: No, I trust us, I do. But one thing after another has kept us apart for years.

Ethan: Look, the important thing to remember here is that even through all of it, we still love each other. We're still here. You know I felt obligated to Gwen when I found out she was pregnant. I did. But now -- now we have a chance to be together. And damn it, I'm not letting anybody get in the way of that -- not Gwen, not Jared, not a blackmailer, and definitely not a secret.

Theresa: I want to, you know, I want to trust you, I do. But it's just, you know, Gwen and Rebecca, I mean, they hate me, and they will do whatever it takes to tear us apart.

Ethan: Look, Theresa. Rebecca -- she's busy enough dealing with PETA over her donkey issues, ok? And Gwen -- Gwen doesn't want me anymore. She's moved on with someone else.

Theresa: Ok, well, that's what she says, but, you know, I don't believe her. I mean, you know, what woman in her right mind would give you up?

Ethan: Gwen knows. She knows that I love you.

Theresa: Still, Ethan. She would kill for the chance to hurt me.


Rebecca: Ok, Gwen, you have to help me write the scene. I mean, how do we lower the boom on Theresa, get the most bang for our buck, hmm? I mean, well, we could -- we could tie and gag her and then make her sit there and listen to us tell Ethan. Or in honor of J.T., we could give an interview to his tabloid. Or we could pin the papers to Little Ethan and then Ethan could just find them.

Gwen: Mother, I am still trying to figure out why Theresa didn't tell Ethan the truth when she first found out in Rome.

Rebecca: Well, there was a lot going on then, I mean, wasn't that the same time that Alistair was trying to destroy the church and take over the world?

Gwen: Yeah, but I bet it's because she knew that Ethan wouldn't leave me for her even though she had his son, you know? He would've honored his marriage vows and played an active part in Little Ethan's life.

Rebecca: Hmm, and that would never be enough for little miss "I gotta have it all."

Gwen: There was Jane. I mean, she knew that he would have sued for at least partial custody. And after we took Jane away from her, she never would have -- never would have agreed with that.

Rebecca: Do you know what I can't figure out? I mean, after you left Ethan and filed for divorce, I mean, why didn't she tell him then?

Gwen: Yeah, that was around the time Luis was accused of murdering Rae and raping Fancy.

Rebecca: Mm, that's also when the blackmailer showed up, too.

Gwen: Uh-huh, and she's been at his mercy ever since, so --

Rebecca: Mm-hmm, and this is so yummy. 'Cause not only can you use the truth to get your revenge on her, now you can get Ethan back.

Gwen: Excuse me, no one said anything about getting Ethan back. Now, I definitely want to destroy his love for her, but I don't know if I want him back, I mean, I don't know that at all.


Theresa: Gwen and Rebecca would love nothing more than to bring me to my knees and take you away from me.

Ethan: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. There's nothing they can do or say that's gonna change the way I feel about you.

Theresa: Well, you say that now, but you don't know it for sure.

Ethan: Yeah, I do. Theresa, you know all those years that you were talking about fate -- "fate is going to bring us together, some day." Well, fate has brought us together. I'm a believer in it now, and nothing's gonna tear us apart.

Theresa: Well, I want to believe that.

Ethan: You can. Believe it.

Sheridan: Ethan. Theresa, what's the matter?

Theresa: Oh, where do I begin?

[Ethan sighs]

Sheridan: I know the feeling.

Ethan: Well, aside from the usual, um, somebody tried to kill Theresa tonight. I think it was that damn blackmailer, because I can't think of one other person that would want to kill Theresa.

Demon elf: Where do I begin?


Julian: My sweet little witch girl. No wonder you were reluctant to send her to preschool. [Chuckles]

Tabitha: Yes, I just wanted her to have friends. Suffice it to say that her magic caused quite an impression.

Julian: People know?

Tabitha: Well, uh, we had a few close calls, let's put it that way.

Julian: Ooh.

Tabitha: But we managed to keep our cover, didn't we, Endora?

Julian: This is like an episode of "Bewitched" and I'm Darrin.

Tabitha: Now, don't get too carried away, Julian. We're nowhere near husband and wife.

Julian: [Scoffs] That would be a prenup from hell. You know, I thought all this time that Ivy and Rebecca were witches, but you, you're the real thing.

Tabitha: Yes, Harmony's always been my turf. [Chuckles]

Julian: Father warned me about you. Did he know?

Tabitha: No -- yes! He did know, actually, but he didn't have any proof.

Julian: Ah, that explains all the weird things that have happened in Harmony, hmm? The asteroid that almost decimated the town, the old Bennett house getting sucked into the bowels of hell, the dream fog, the prom boat disaster, earthquakes, tsunami all -- you were behind all those things?

Tabitha: Either directly or indirectly.

Julian: And Timmy -- dear, sweet Timmy, was he a witch, too?

Tabitha: No, Julian, male witches are warlocks. No, Timmy was a doll. My doll. I made him. I made him myself in every one of my lifetimes.

Julian: Well, there was more than one?

Tabitha: Oh, yes.

Tabitha: Oh, pssh!

Julian: [Chuckles] Well, just how old are you, Tabitha?

Tabitha: Well, since you're family, I've -- I've had this body since the late 17th century.

Julian: Oh.

Tabitha: Actually, one of your ancestors, William Ephraim Crane, torched the last one during the Puritan times.

Julian: Ooh -- ouch.

Tabitha: Yes, and that wasn't the first time, either. Before that -- oh, I've seen it all, I can tell you.

Julian: With -- with Timmy?

Tabitha: Yes, yes, with Timmy until a few years ago.

Julian: And then what happened?

Tabitha: Well, Timmy wished he was a real little boy, and his friend, my nemesis, the little angel girl, got to the boss and the boss granted his wish.

Julian: Well, so then Timmy was first a doll and then he was a real little boy? [Chuckles]

Tabitha: Yes. And as a doll, he was immortal. But when he became human, he -- well, you know what happened.

Julian: I know Timmy's death was a shock to everyone, and I just -- I cannot fathom what losing Timmy was like for you, Tabitha.

Tabitha: It was so unbearable, unspeakable. I'll -- I'll never recover from it.

Julian: I quite understand. In the very short time that I got to know Timmy, he changed my life. Timmy was wonderful, a magical lad. I still miss him.

Tabitha: Yes, I shall miss him every minute of every day of my life.


Eve: I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. Why don't you take off your mask so I can see you?

Blackmailer: No, not yet.

Eve: All right. I understand. You have already disclosed so much of yourself to me, both emotionally and -- and physically. I want to help you and I know Julian will, too. But I don't think that you can blame your condition on us.

Blackmailer: Liar! You drank and did drugs. So did Father. You gave me away because the two of you were having too good a time to care for the child you conceived.

Eve: No, I never gave you away.

Blackmailer: Yes, you did! Nobody wants a child whose parents were drug addicts and drunks. That's why I am the way I am. That's why I was passed from foster care home to the next. That's why I'm a freak.

Eve: No.

Blackmailer: Then why am I the way I am?

Eve: I don't know for sure.

Blackmailer: Of course you don't, because you never wanted me.

Eve: They took you away from me right after you were born.

Blackmailer: You let them. You saw me that one time and you let them take me away.

Eve: They told me you died. I thought you were dead. {My baby -- he took my baby! He took my baby!

Nurse: I'm -- I'm so sorry.

Eve: He took my baby. The man took my baby!

Nurse: We did all we could. I'm sorry. Your baby didn't make it.

Eve: No -- what?

Nurse: He's dead.

Eve: No!} It wasn't until a few years ago that I even remembered what really happened. {No, I saw him! I saw him --

Nurse: I know this is a terrible, terrible shock --

Eve: I saw the man take him --

Nurse: But there was no man, your baby died.

Eve: Why won't you listen to me! There was a man!

Nurse: Try to calm yourself, Ms. Johnson.

Eve: He took my baby!

Nurse: I think a sedative --

Eve: Oh, please, he took my baby. We have to get my baby back!} You have no idea how I suffered when I realized what actually happened, and Julian, too.

Blackmailer: Oh, you want to talk about suffering, Mother? Let's talk about suffering.

Blackmailer: I have a feeling I have you beat when it comes to suffering.


Julian: Sorry.

Tabitha: Sorry.

Tabitha: Oh, Endora. What a sweet way for us to remember Timmy.

Julian: Ah, his most excellent namesake drink -- martimmy. Oh, I haven't tasted one of these tasty treats since that night that I dropped by here to pay my condolences over Timmy's passing, the night that you and I --

{Tabitha: Julian, I'm coming for you. [Tarzan yell]

Julian: Oh!

Tabitha: Oh! [Laughs]

Julian: This is going right to my head.

[Tabitha growls] }

Julian: I take it that your supernatural powers extend to the boudoir.

Tabitha: Are you saying I seduced you with a spell or I'm out-of-this-world in the sack?

Julian: It doesn't really matter as long as it felt good.

Tabitha: Well, it does to me. How dare you suggest that I need witchcraft in order to be good in bed.

Julian: Well, let's face it Tabitha, I mean, compared to you, even sex with Rebecca, I mean, she's a klutz, she's a novice, a cool fish all rolled into one -- if you used woo-woo to woo me, I'm certainly not complaining.

Tabitha: I don't need woo-woo to woo any man -- mortal or otherwise -- so don't forget it.

[Julian laughs]

Tabitha: As a matter of fact, if you would like a magical girlfriend, try this on for size.

Julian: What the -- get it off me!

Tabitha: You mean get "her" off me. [Laughs]

Julian: Ugh! }


Blackmailer: You think you've suffered, Mom? I suffered more in my so-called life than you ever will. I was passed from foster home to foster home because no one wanted to deal with what I am. No one ever held me, told me they loved me. No one ever tucked me into bed and kissed me good night. No one ever said "good job" when I did well on a test or gave a report. They all treated me like a freak. Everyone rejected me, including you, my own mother.

Eve: Why won't you believe me when I tell you that Alistair, or one of his henchmen, stole you from the hospital right after you were born, but I'd never remembered. And when I did remember, I looked for you as hard as I could, and Julian, too.

Blackmailer: No, you didn't. You didn't look hard enough. You let them take me and then you conveniently forgot all about me. You just let them take me because I wasn't perfect like Whitney and Simone and Julian's children. I'm your disgrace, your horrible, hideous mistake.


Sheridan: So why do you think it was the blackmailer that tried to kill Theresa?

Ethan: Who else could it be?

{Blackmailer: There's something that I need you to do for me.

Sheridan: What?

Blackmailer: I want you to kill Theresa. }

{Demon elf: You know what to do, Gwen. Do it, come on, do it.

Gwen: [Robotic voice] I know what I have to do.

[Theresa gasps] }

Demon elf: [Sighs] My minions can make mortals do all sorts of things. Yes, indeed.

Ethan: Actually, I'm glad you're here, because I do have to go out for a little while and I don't want her to be left alone after what's happened, so could you keep her company? I know she'll be safe with you here.

Sheridan: Of course.

Demon elf: [Laughs] That's what you think.

Ethan: Before you say, "don't go, Ethan," I'm gonna let you know I'm gonna go find Gwen right now, and I'm gonna talk to her about these divorce papers, ok? And it's just because I want to be with you, ok?

Theresa: Ok.

Ethan: Everything will be fine.

Sheridan: You're afraid Ethan is being a little too optimistic. It's because of the secret you're keeping.

Theresa: Yeah. I have this feeling that the truth is going to come out. And when it does, I am gonna lose him no matter what he says.


Rebecca: Uh, Gwen, did you forget to take your meds today? Look, of course you want Ethan back, I mean, especially now that Theresa's going to be out of the picture.

Gwen: Mother, a lot has changed for me.

Rebecca: I know, I know, this new man in your life. I've heard you talk about him. You even say you love him.

Gwen: And I do, more than anything.

Rebecca: Really? More than hard-bodied, well-equipped Ethan?

Gwen: I am not thinking about Ethan, right now.

Rebecca: Ooh, I am.

Gwen: Mother, my focus is on getting even with Theresa for fighting me for Ethan all those years. I can't wait to pay Theresa back for everything she's done to me. I'm going to take that bitch down. Nothing is going to stop me.

Rebecca: I'll drink to that.


Theresa: So I've been meaning to ask you if you've gone to see Luis in prison lately.

Sheridan: Of course I have, but I don't always get in to see him.

Theresa: I know you're not as close as you used to be.

Sheridan: No, but, you --

Theresa: You know, Fancy -- she has been by his side through this whole hideous mess.

Sheridan's voice: When she's not directly under him.

Demon elf: Me-ouch! Someone's jealousy is starting to show.

Theresa: Fancy and Luis, they've been happy since Rome.

Sheridan: Well, you know, Father trying to kill people has a way of bonding them together, and I think that's what happened with Luis and Fancy.

Theresa: Look, I know you guys -- you had a great love, Sheridan. I mean, it was heartbreaking for all of us when the two of you broke up.

Sheridan: I was more angry at the situation with Beth than I was with Luis.

Theresa: We thought that Luis was dead. You found James. You met Chris, you married him, and then we found out that Luis was actually alive. And you told him that you had moved on and that he was free to be with Fancy if that's what he wanted. And it turns out, it was.

Sheridan: I know what I said --

Theresa: He was devastated when he lost you, Sheridan, but he found love again. And I'm sorry that Chris took James and left. And I'm sorry that you can't just pick up with Luis where you left off.

Sheridan: You know Luis and I had a great love.

Theresa: I know you did. But he moved on with Fancy. And if he is cleared of all these charges that are brought against him -- and I am praying to God that he is -- he's going to want to spend his life with her. You're going to have to let him go.

Demon elf: Sheridan's getting more upset. All she needs is a little push from my demon minions, and Theresa's a dead woman.


Rebecca: So, I propose a toast. [Giggles] To the final and complete destruction of Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald-Crane-Casey -- ah, "terror-sita" to her enemies. Because by revealing her little secret, she will not only lose Ethan, but it proves that Little Ethan is not a Crane. It makes Alistair's will null and void. Little Ethan is no longer the Crane heir.

Gwen: You are right. She is going to lose Ethan and the entire Crane empire.

Rebecca: Mm-hmm.

[Gwen laughs]

Rebecca: It is back to the gutter where she belongs. [Giggles]

Ethan: So, what would you two be celebrating?


Tabitha: [Laughs] Ah, that will teach you to suggest I need witchcraft to get you into bed. [Laughs] I can tell you, I have had plenty of suitors in my various lifetimes who wanted to seduce me -- Pharaoh Ramses, Augustus Caesar, Vlad the Impaler. [Chuckles] Louis XII through Louis XIV, Juan Peron, Sitting Bull, and quite a few US Presidents. Oh, no, Julian, I don't need witchcraft to get woo-woo.

Julian: Well, can you blame me for wondering? I mean, our night of nookie wasn't your ordinary run-of-the-mill encounter. It was like something I'd never experienced.

Tabitha: And you never will, Julian. I'm unforgettable.

Julian: And look what our union produced -- the sweetest, most beautiful little girl I've ever seen.

Tabitha: Yes, Endora made it all worthwhile.

Julian: Well, then could you please release me from this "lady's" clutches?

Tabitha: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.

Julian: Oh! Oh, thank you. Endora, remember something -- there is no such thing as being too rich, but there is such a thing as being too thin.

Julian: Well, you, my daughter, are, uh, endorable. [Laughter] And you, Tabitha -- oh, you are such a wonderful mother. I so admire your skills as a parent. Mine, as you pointed out, are most lacking. I fear I've led Fox down the wrong path of late. And Pretty, Fancy -- I was indifferent to them early on. I think if they would have had more guidance from me, perhaps they could have settled their differences without such harm coming to Pretty.

Tabitha: Yes, I remember.

Julian: She left Harmony, never to be heard from again. Then there's Ethan. Once I found out he wasn't my son, I took my anger out at the situation on him, so --

Tabitha: Yes, and Little Ethan isn't your son, either.

Julian: How did you know? Oh, yes, of course, you're a witch. [Chuckles]

Tabitha: Yes, there's not much I don't know, Julian.

Julian: Do you know anything about my son with Eve?

Tabitha: Um, well, not exactly. I haven't checked in on him, per se.

Julian: But you -- you could, yes?

Tabitha: I could.

Julian: Oh, please, then. Could you use your -- your witchery to find out more about my son with Eve? I have such hopes that he'll be the son I've always dreamed of.


Blackmailer: You let them take me so you didn't have to deal with what I am.

Eve: I didn't even know you were alive.

Blackmailer: You didn't want to know. I can't count the number of nights I've laid awake wondering what you were like, what it would feel like to have a mother's love. I tried to convince myself that you loved me, that you would come for me, but you never did.

Eve: I didn't know.

Blackmailer: You moved on with your life, married T.C., and had two wonderful daughters. How I envy Whitney and Simone. They grew up with their mother's love while I grew up with nothing, so I had to even the score.

Eve: With Whitney and Simone? They never even knew that my child with Julian existed until recently.

Blackmailer: And whose fault is that? Whitney and Simone had to have their hearts ripped open, to feel unspeakable pain, so that they can know what I went through. Yes, I gave them a taste of what I've had to live through. I made both of them suffer.

Eve: How? How did you hurt my daughters?


Julian: Would you use your magic to find out more about my son with Eve?

Tabitha: Well, I thought you had Valerie working on that.

Julian: Well, she is, but I want to prepared when I first meet him. I want to do and say the right thing, bond with him the way a father should with his son.

Tabitha: Yes, well, that's admirable.

Julian: I mean, sports, for example -- I'd love to be able to play golf with him, take him to polo games. I'm sure he'd make heads turn, be a bit of a ladies' man like his father. Please, Tabitha. Aside from Endora, my son with Eve is the last chance I have to be a good father. I've failed miserably with Fox and Fancy and Pretty, and I -- I hope that this son will be different.

Tabitha: Ah, yes, well, I -- I suppose you are destined to meet him eventually, so there's no harm in -- in trying to have a look at him now.

Julian: So then you'll do it.

Tabitha: Yes, yes, Julian. Yes, I'll do it. I will try and find your son for you.


Blackmailer: How did I hurt Whitney and Simone? I made it so they both lost the people they love.

Eve: What are you saying?

Blackmailer: Poor dead Rae.

Eve: [Gasps] You did it. You did -- you killed Rae!

[Blackmailer laughs]


Ethan: So what is it? What are you two celebrating?

Rebecca: The end of an era.

Gwen: Yes, indeed, it is the end of an era.

Ethan: Are you talking about our divorce?

Gwen: That's part of it.

Rebecca: Sí.

Ethan: Well, I'm sorry that you were so unhappy in our marriage that you want to celebrate its end. But I guess that makes what I came to talk to you about a little bit easier.

Gwen: Ok, what is it?

Ethan: It's about Theresa and me.

Rebecca: Hmm, what a coincidence.

Gwen: Yeah, because I have something to tell you about you and Theresa.


Theresa: Please, let Luis go, Sheridan. I mean, if he is executed and soon, he is going to want to spend what little time he's got left with Fancy. And if he isn't, he's going to want to spend his life with her. You just need to respect that and move on.

Sheridan: Ah, just like you respected Ethan and Gwen and moved on.

Theresa: Whoa, no -- yeah, I -- I don't want to upset you. My relationship with Ethan is different. Hey, I care about you, Sheridan. I do. I care about my brother, and I don't want to see either one of you suffer any more than you already have.

Sheridan: Ok, you know what? Let's just agree to disagree about Luis.

Theresa: Well, I just --

Sheridan: You know, I'll go get us some tea, ok?

Theresa: Ok.

Demon elf: Ladies and gentlemen, filling Sheridan with anger all the way back to 1965 and fueling her rage enough to kill Theresa, appearing tonight and for the rest of eternity only, the demonettes.

[Crowd cheers]

Demon elf: How about a round of applause.

[Crowd cheers]

Sheridan: [Robotic voice] I don't care what you say, Theresa. I will win Luis back, even if it's over your dead body.


Julian: What is it? What do you see?


On the Next Passions:

Eve: This reign of terror, it has to end.

Blackmailer: No, Mother.

Demon elf: Drink up, Theresa, so death can come a knock, knock, knockin.'

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