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Passions Transcript Wednesday 6/20/07 -- Canada; Thursday 6/21/07 -- USA
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Provided By Amanda & Eric
Luis: Damn it. I just wish I knew what the hell is going on.
Guard: Hey, no touching.
Fancy: I paid you to let me in here.
Guard: Not enough for touching.
Fancy: Ok, fine. Here, just take it. How's that?
Guard: Knock yourself out. Stay as long as you like.
Luis: Oh, my god. Hey. I've been so worried about you. You're ok, right? You're weren't hurt.
Fancy: Luis, I'm so sorry. I failed you. We didn't catch the blackmailer, and without that thing's confession, I -- Luis, I can't get you off death row.
Theresa: Hey. Here.
Theresa: What's so interesting out there?
Ethan: You're going to think I'm crazy, but I just had the strangest feeling that someone's been following me all night.
Ethan: Yeah, on the wharf, all around town. Maybe I'm just paranoid from everything that's been happening recently.
Theresa: Well, nothing would surprise me.
Whitney: Ethan, why did you bring Chad here? I don't want him here. I don't want him anywhere near our home.
Ethan: Don't look at me. Look, I wasn't the one who sent him that picture of you and miles to his cell phone.
Whitney: Well, no -- no, I didn't do that. Look, I took a picture of me and miles to make him happy so that he would go to sleep, but I didn't send it.
Ethan: Somebody sent it. You should have seen the look on his face when he got it, Whitney. He was so happy to see it.
Whitney: Yeah, well, I don't want to have anything to do with him. I don't.
Ethan: Then you need to tell him the truth. You shouldn't give him false hope at all then.
Whitney: You're right. You're right, I will. I think we should all tell each other the truth.
Spike: Whoa -- ok. Come on. Ease up, ease up. You're ripping my shirt.
Sam: You're going to tell me where my daughter is, you understand? Where is she?
Paloma: Look, chief, he's filthy. There's dirt all over his shoes, his pants, his hands. Noah: Wait, there's red clay in that dirt, like in the dirt that's just north of town in the woods.
Sam: Is that what you did, spike? Huh? [Spike hums]
Sam: Huh, big man, huh?
Spike: Whoa, come on, man.
Sam: You took my daughter into the woods?
Sam: Get a search party up into the woods right now. We've got to find Jessica. Hurry up.
Kay: No, no, no, no, no, no. It has to work.
Tabitha: Don't worry. It did. He's here.
Demon elf: You rang, Kay Bennett?
Kay: What is that?
Tabitha: Oh, you foolish, foolish girl, you don't know what you've done.
Demon elf: Tabitha Lenox, you haven't changed a bit. Too bad. My, what a dump. You think you've learned something about interior decoration after all these centuries.
Tabitha: Don't even speak to me, you miserable little maggot.
Demon elf: Ooh, touchy, touchy. Don't tell me you're still angry about my little joke.
Tabitha: Joke! I asked you to help me find one of my timmies, and after all your promises, what did you do? You led me to a drunken Pinocchio sloshing about in a whale's stomach. I couldn't get the plankton out of my hair for months.
Demon elf: That was hilarious. [Kay shrieks]
Kay: Get away from me.
Demon elf: A bit scrawny, but pretty eyes. We could party down together.
Tabitha: Do you see, Kay? Reverse the spell. You have to send this demon elf away.
Kay: But I did the spell correctly. He's the who can find my sister.
Tabitha: We can find her ourselves. We don't need to deal with this little fiend.
Kay: Yeah, well, you don't know that. My sister could be in real danger. We have to find her right now.
Demon elf: You got it, sister. Jessica is in danger, grave danger. If you want to ever see her alive again, I'm your only hope.
Jessica: Help! Help me! Help me, I've been buried alive! Help me! I'm pregnant. I can't believe spike did this to me. Help me, please god, someone help me!
Fancy: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I failed you.
Luis: No, no. Stop, stop it. It's not your fault. I'm serious, this blackmailer is some sort of evil genius or something. But you're ok, right? It didn't hurt you?
Fancy: Luis, it killed again.
Fancy: You told aunt Sheridan and me to find the doctor who ordered the blood tests for the blackmailer. His name was Harold smith. When we found him at the hospital, we were too late. The blackmailer stabbed him in the neck.
Luis: Oh, god.
Fancy: Well, we were so close, Luis. Doctor smith may have been the only person who could have identified the blackmailer. I don't know what to do next. Every time we get close to this creature, it slips up.
Luis: All right, all right, just slow down a second, ok? Now tell me exactly what happened.
Fancy: Ok. You know I was attacked by the blackmailer in the hospital. It was in disguise as an old janitor, and it escaped through the air conditioning vents. And after we spoke to you, aunt Sheridan and I had a hell of a time tracking down dr. Smith, but when we finally found him, he was dead. But Sam captured the creature in eve's office, so we burst in on it, guns drawn, but all we found was Valerie, all tied up, and the creature managed to escape.
Luis: I see.
Fancy: Sorry, it was so frustrating.
Luis: Did Valerie see anything?
Fancy: No, no. That thing blindfolded and gagged her before she knew it. All she said she saw was a red shoe. But, Luis, it was like black magic. I mean, this monster disappeared into thin air.
Sam: Let me tell you something. If I don't find my daughter, and if you've hurt her in any way, I'll kill you.
Spike: Ok, you guys just heard him. You're all my witnesses. You cannot threaten me like that. Illegal.
Miguel: I didn't hear a thing. Did you, simone?
Simone: My ears are clogged. Noah: I didn't hear anything either. It's quiet as a library in here.
Spike: Clowns, all of you.
Paloma: If anything happened to my friend, you'd better hope chief Bennett kills you before I get to you, because I won't be as merciful as he will.
Sam: Come on, everyone. Let's go.
Spike: Hey, wait a minute. You're not going to leave me like this. I mean, obviously the building could burn down. Why don't you undo me here?
Sam: Well, that would make life a lot simpler, wouldn't it?
Spike: Hey, come on. Hey, dad. Hey, hey, hey! I'm not kidding! Damn it! Hell with you. You're never going to find her anyway.
Tabitha: Don't listen to a word this thing says.
Demon elf: Hey, I am not a thing. I am a demon elf. I come from a long line of demon elves, not your nasty, groveling, "ho, ho, ho, want to sing Christmas carols and make toys for slave master Santa" elf. I'm a big, bad demon elf. We have only one master, the big guy himself.
Kay: Wait, but you find things for people, right? I mean, you can find Jessica.
Demon elf: Absolutely.
Tabitha: But not for free, Kay. There's a price, there's always a price to be paid. Listen to me. Your father, your brother, Miguel, simone, Paloma, they're all out looking for Jessica. Just give them time, they'll find her.
Demon elf: Fat chance. [Laughs] By the time they find her -- oh, but that would be telling. Here's the deal, hot stuff. Make a bargain with me, and I'll find your sister right now.
Jessica: Help! Help! No one can hear me. No one can help me.
Julian: Wait. What the hell has gotten into you?
Ivy: Oh, just shut up and kiss me. [Kissing sounds]
Cleaning lady: Oh, my, my, my. Listen to that, Irene. Who does Mr. Crane have in there tonight?
Irene: You got me. I can't keep track anymore.
Cleaning lady: A showgirl from new York, a vice president? Oh, maybe that girl from the coffee shop.
Irene: As long as it's not that Mrs. Hotchkiss again. Nasty piece of work. Her makeup gets all over everything, and I mean everything. I don't know what they were doing with that water cooler.
Cleaning lady: I know, let's start a pool.
Irene: A pool? [Laughs] To guess the name of the not-so-lucky lady of the night.
Cleaning lady: We'll gather everyone up and take bets. Winner take all.
Irene: Let's hurry. Mr. Crane's no spring chicken. No telling how long he'll last.
Julian: What is this? You're like some -- some wildcat.
Ivy: Yeah, I'm your wildcat.
Julian: But wait, wait. Why? Earlier, you said you never want to see me again.
Ivy: Well, let's just say I came face to face with some cold, hard reality.
Julian: So, that's what brought you here.
Ivy: Yes, Julian. I don't want to end up alone. And so I guess in this life, that means I'm going to settle for you.
Julian: Well, I can't remember when I had such a tantalizing offer.
Ivy: Knock it off, Julian. We're far from perfect, but we're pretty perfect together, and we always end up together.
Julian: No, no, no, my darling, just wait a moment. I'm very sorry that you can't bear the thought of being alone, but that's not the basis for a relationship. Desperation and solitude beats conjoined hatred, doesn't it?
Ivy: Don't you dare push me away. I -- I gave in first. I am in here, I am debasing myself, I am giving you all the control. Isn't that enough for you?
Julian: Possibly. Actually, earlier this evening I was thinking along those same lines myself.
Ivy: Well, then, do something about it.
Ivy: Oh, ok, not too fast.
Julian: I'm in control, and don't you forget it.
Ivy: Oh, Julian. Oh, oh. Yes, yes. [Giggles] Huh? Ow! Ow! Oh, Julian crane, you are even a bigger bastard than I thought you were. How dare you write this letter. How dare you!
Ethan: Whitney, look --
Whitney: Listen, Ethan, please. I don't want to make a scene in front of miles, but you got to get Chad out of here now.
Ethan: Look, it's none of my business.
Whitney: You're right, it isn't.
Ethan: Whitney, you're my friend, he's my friend, but I think you both owe each other some courtesy.
Whitney: Courtesy? Really? After what he did to me?
Ethan: Whitney, he knows he screwed up. He hates himself for what he did to you.
Whitney: That's good, he should.
Ethan: Do me a favor. Take a look at him over there. Look at him playing with his son.
Ethan: Whatever you decide, I think you should at least allow him to have some time with miles. Ok? It's a special bond, a father and son -- he needs that.
Whitney: Ok, but he's not a role model, all right? And he should have thought about miles before he went off and slept with Vincent.
Ethan: But no man should be kept away from his son, ok? I know a little something about that. Ask Sam. It's one of the most horrible things that a woman can do to a man, ok?
Whitney: Well, you know, you are right about one thing. I do need to clear things up with Chad once and for all. But listen, not in front of miles, ok? I don't want anyone upsetting him.
Ethan: Maybe we should give them some time alone.
Whitney: Oh, no, no, no. Don't leave me alone with Chad, ok? That's not necessary.
Theresa: You know, you do need to talk, right? So we're just going to be in the kitchen.
Whitney: Hi, sweetie. You having fun with daddy?
Chad: Thank you, Whitney. You really don't know how happy it made me when you sent that picture of you and miles to my cell.
Whitney: It was from -- it was from miles. So --
Whitney: No, really, it was. I just wanted to make him happy so he could get some sleep.
Chad: Ok. Well, I'm glad you went along with it. Gives me hope.
Theresa: You know, I really feel bad for Whitney. She totally believed in the whole happily-ever-after thing. And now this.
Ethan: What the hell was that?
Ethan: Damn it, I swear to God. That's the third time tonight. I feel like someone is watching me. I'm losing it.
Theresa: You're not losing it. No, you're not. Come on. You're perfect.
Ethan: If I'm perfect, then why are you wearing that?
Ethan: Why are you wearing that -- the necklace that Jared gave you? If I'm so perfect, why aren't we together?
Tabitha: Don't trust a word that this little despicable elf -- he never keeps his word.
Demon elf: Don't do this, don't do that. Aren't you sick and tired of listening to her? It's like "what's his name" and Moses. Whew, I'm hungry. I'm gonna have a little snack while I wait for your decision. [Laughs] That's if there's anything worth eating. The whole dark side knows Tabitha can't cook to save her life. [Laughs] [Sings]
Tabitha: I told you not to use your powers, Kay, but you didn't listen. You have no idea what sort of trouble you brought down on yourself if you -- if you get mixed up with this demon elf.
Kay: I don't care, Tabitha, I have to find my sister.
Tabitha: But the others are out there looking for her. They'll find her.
Kay: And what if they don't, huh? What if she's out there right now suffering or dying, and it's all gonna be my fault?
Tabitha: Look, but why would it be your fault?
Kay: Because, Tabitha, I was so selfish, I kept ivy's secret that David was a fake. I was the one that allowed my mom to stay married to that man. Ok, and when my mom left, that's when Jessica went out of control. That's when she started cutting herself, which led her to spike and drugs and prostitution. She would have never been married to that guy if it wasn't for me. It's all my fault, and I have to live with that guilt every day. My mom died, Tabitha, and I know it was a terrorist, but she would have never been in London if it wasn't for me. And if Jessica dies, too -- I couldn't live with that. I would die.
Paloma: What are we looking for, chief?
Sam: I don't know, but there's red clay up here. Just look for clues that could lead us to Jessica's whereabouts. Attention, this is chief Bennett. All search teams fan out.
Sam's voice: Cover as much of these woods as you can, all right? My daughter might be very close.
Spike: Oh, yeah, about six feet under.
Simone: [Sighs] It's a big area, chief.
Sam: Yeah, I'm well aware of that, all right? Where the hell could she be? Jessica!
Sam: Can you hear me?
Sam: Jessica! Jessica!
Jessica: Daddy? No, it can't be. Daddy? Daddy! Help me!
Sam: Wait, wait. I think I hear something.
Ivy: You let me come in here and make a fool out of myself -- all the while, this is sitting on your desk? How could you write this to me? "Dear ivy, I have come to the conclusion that no matter what road the both of us travel alone, we'll only find each other at the end of it. Is it love? Is it companionship? Even if it's only simple masochism, I believe destiny is smiling -- or smirking -- down upon us and forcing us back together. Come back to me, ivy. I surrender. Love" -- question mark -- "Julian crane." You let me surrender first?
Julian: That -- that's the way I do business. I always try to get the other person to give in first. Maintaining control is the way that crane industries prospers.
Ivy: You -- you stood there and you said nothing. All the while, I am saying everything that's in this letter to you?
Julian: Well, wait, that's not true. And I believe it's my point if we're keeping score.
Ivy: Well, the bottom line, I suppose, is that you did want me back.
Julian: Yeah. I miss you. All those years living with a feral bobcat. I mean, you're exciting. [Laughs]
Ivy: Well, I suppose, compared to what I had with Sam and what you had with eve, our love scenes weren't much to write home about.
Julian: Well -- I beg to differ. It's our fights that we were legendary for. They were wonderful.
Ivy: Well, then why don't we spend the rest of our lives giving each other enough excitement to make life worth living.
Julian: Hmm, touché.
Luis: I feel like there's something that's just on the tip of my tongue -- like some sort of clue or something.
Fancy: Maybe you'll remember it later.
Fancy: Luis, I have more bad news.
Luis: What now?
Fancy: Jessica Bennett is missing.
Luis: What -- no, no.
Fancy: Yeah, it looks like that sicko spike took her. They're out searching for her -- a real manhunt.
Luis: Oh, my God, are you kidding me? Are you -- I'm stuck in here, I'm useless. I'm like a worthless piece of nothing. I want to be out there. If I was out there, I would find Jessica. I'm telling you, I would find her.
Fancy: I know you would.
Luis: And the reason I want to get out of here the most is so I can be with you. So I can hold you. Kiss you. Make love to you.
Fancy: Luis, great minds think alike.
Chad: You see, Whitney, see how happy he is to be with both of us? This is how it should be, right? Mommy and daddy and miles.
Whitney's voice: And daddy's boyfriend.
Chad: I can't tell you how sorry I am, Whitney. But look at us. You know, the three of us -- one on the way. We can still be a strong family. We can still be happy. See, he loves me. [Laughs]
Whitney: Yes, he does.
Chad: And I love you, too, little man.
Whitney: I suppose it is for the best if a son spends some time with his father.
Chad: Thank you. So, when can I see him again?
Whitney: I don't know, umm -- soon -- maybe soon. You know what, honey, I think we should go up and go get some sleep now, honey, ok?
Chad: Well, can I even kiss him goodnight?
Whitney: You already did.
Chad: She's gonna take me back. I know she is.
Theresa: So, how did you know about the necklace?
Ethan: Oh, Jared told me.
Theresa: When did you speak to Jared?
Ethan: Tonight. Oh, he had a lot to say, too.
Theresa: So, then you know what this means?
Ethan: Yeah, Theresa, I know what it means, but you know what? I don't care right now. I don't care about lies or secrets or blackmailers or murders or Jared right now. I don't understand a lot of the evil that's swirling around this community, but I do know that you are here and I'm here and that I love you. To be honest with you, that's enough for me today.
Tabitha: Oh, fine, just help yourself.
Demon elf: What the -- what have you done to me?
Tabitha: Oh, don't tell me you've been at that turkey. That's been in there since thanksgiving.
Demon elf: Oh.
Tabitha: Demon elves have a hard time maintaining their physical form in this dimension. The slightest shock and -- they change their appearance completely.
Demon elf: Like botulism. Well, I suppose this body will do.
Tabitha: Oh, Kay, how can you make a deal with this little monster? You must be mad.
Kay: I don't think I have any choice.
Tabitha: Yes, of course you have a choice. Your father is out there looking for Jessica now and he's a policeman, for Hades' sake.
Demon elf: Hey, haven't you guys ever heard of baking soda with a little flow through thingy?
Tabitha: Oh, shh.
Demon elf: So, Kay, what's it gonna be? Do we have a deal or what?
Tabitha: Kay, Kay, come here. Pick up the phone to Miguel. Find out what's going on. You never know, they might have found her by now.
Demon elf: I wouldn't bet on it.
Miguel: It's Kay. Hello?
Kay: Hey, Miguel, it's Kay. What's happening?
Miguel: Well, we think your dad just heard something.
Jessica: Please, help me! Is someone there? Daddy? Anybody? Please, help me! Please, God, if they're out there, make them hear me. Make them. Help! celine? She's like
Whitney: Hey, whoa -- whoa. What do you think you're doing? Chad, don't touch me, all right? Don't ever touch me again.
Ethan: I promise you, once this blackmailer is caught and Luis is exonerated, we're gonna find a way to just -- just be together. It's like we're late for our own lives. All those years we spent apart, it was a waste.
Theresa: I know.
Ethan: Think about it, no lies, no secrets, no misunderstandings -- just you and me and the love we have for our kids.
Theresa: I want to believe you, Ethan, I do.
Ethan: Do it. Believe it. It's gonna happen -- you and I. We're gonna be together.
Sam: Maybe I'm crazy, but I have a feeling --
Noah: Dad, what do you hear?
Sam: I don't know. Just listen.
Kay: Are those dogs?
Paloma: Listen to them.
Sam: Maybe they found something. Come on, let's go.
Miguel: Hey, Kay, I think we found something, all right?
Jessica: No, no, no, don't go. Daddy, is that you? Daddy! Please, daddy!
Noah: You guys, it's a false alarm, the dogs just found a rabbit.
Sam: Oh, damn it.
Paloma: Chief, they've covered all the woods, no sign of Jessica. What now?
Sam: We go back to spike. If I have to, I'll beat Jessica's location out of him.
Miguel: Did you hear that? It wasn't jess. We're going back to the police station to question spike. I'll let you know what happens, all right?
Kay: Keep in touch. No luck. No sign of Jessica.
[Buzzing in background]
Demon elf: What did I tell you, honey bun? I'll find your sweet sister if you sign on with me. Tabby, haven't you ever heard of pineapples and clove?
Tabitha: Don't call me tabby. Listen, Kay, I know you feel guilty about Jessica, but that's no reason for you to make a deal with this -- this sprite.
Demon elf: Hey, hey, I won't call you tabby, you don't call me sprite. I'm a demon.
Tabitha: You're a demon elf. A real demon would have you for dinner.
Tabitha: Semantics. Is she always this prickly?
Kay: Most of the time.
Tabitha: Oh --
Demon elf: All the more reason to hook up with me, cream pie. Don't listen to the old hag, listen to me. I'm the one that can tell you how to find poor, tortured Jessica.
[Electric knife buzzing] Tortured, that is the right word for it. [In French accent] Le mot juste du jour. What do you call --
Jessica's voice: Daddy! Daddy, please, someone help me.
Kay: That's my sister. Jessica, Jessica where are you? Demon elf: She can't hear you, Kay. She does sound a little upset, though, doesn't she?
Jessica's voice: Daddy, please, somebody, anybody?
Kay: Oh, my God. Where is she? Tell me.
Demon elf: Oh, of course I will, just as soon as you agree to my terms. So what's it gonna be, Kay? Deal? Or no deal? [Moaning]
Maintenance man: Come on, Doris, peek on in there. I ain't got all night. Tell us who it is. [Moaning continues]
Irene: Well, who is it?
Doris: Ivy, the first wife. Ivy Winthrop.
Irene: That's no fair.
Maintenance man: [Laughs] You think we feel bad, what about them? Those two jerks deserve each other. [Laughter]
Julian: What's so funny?
Ivy: Oh, can you imagine what people would say if they saw us like this?
Julian: Let 'em talk.
Ivy: Who would've ever thought that you would end up my knight in shining armor?
Julian: Ah, I fear my armor is more than slightly tarnished.
Ivy: Well, then I'll just have to buy some silver polish. [Giggles]
Luis: [Sighs] This is going to drive me crazy. I feel like something you told me was some sort of a clue and it's bouncing around my head, I just can't figure out what it is.
Fancy: Was it about dr. Smith? Or what happened in eve's office?
Luis: I don't know. I'll figure it out eventually. I just need time.
Luis: Right. [Laughs] I know -- I don't have much of that because I'm on death row.
Fancy: I'm sorry, Luis. I tried and I failed you. I don't know how to help you.
Luis: Just stop it, please. This is not your fault, ok? [Whispering] Not your fault.
Jessica's voice: Help me! Please, someone help me!
Demon elf: Listen to her, Kay. She's terrified. So you're gonna help me? Will you?
Tabitha: Say no, Kay. You can't.
Jessica's voice: [Screaming] Help!
Kay: Oh, my God, that's my baby sister! My mom always told me to watch out for her.
Tabitha: Yes, but this isn't your fault.
Kay: Yes, it is. All right, all right.
Demon elf: All right, what?
Kay: All right, demon elf, I want your help and I will agree to your terms.
Demon elf: Well -- zippity-doo-dah-day!
Demon elf: There's nothing like guilt in all creation to fill an evil elf with true elation. Come, mortals, fools of every nation. [Rapping] Your guilt paves a way to eternal damnation!
Tabitha: Oh, no, Kay, now look what you've done. And there's no going back.
Spike: Oh, great, it's about time.
Paloma: Talk, spike. Now.
Spike: Hey, hey -- whoa, whoa. Hey.
Sam: Where the hell is my daughter? Where is she?
Spike: Keep you pants on there, ok? I got no idea where the little bitch is.
Spike: Whoa, whoa --
Noah: If you don't tell me where my sister is, you are going to wish you were dead.
Spike: [Laughs] [Loud kissing sound]
Jessica: Help me, please, someone! Help me! Please! Oh! [Screams] Oh, no! Oh, my God, no! No, God! No!
Chad: Whitney, look, I just thought that --
Whitney: No, no, I don't give a damn what you thought. Look, I wasn't being nice to you because I wanted to get back together with you. I was being nice to you because I didn't want to fight in front of miles. It isn't good for him to see us fighting, ok?
Chad: Whitney, come on, you don't mean that --
Whitney: The hell I don't. Let me get one thing straight for you, if you still know what that word means, we are not getting back together -- not now, not ever.
Gwen: Hmm, my, my, my -- this is just what I expected.
Gwen: How did I know that when I came back to harmony I'd find you two in each other's arms?
Eve: Julian! God, not again!
Ethan: Gwen, what are you doing here?
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