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Passions Transcript Tuesday 5/22/07 -- Canada; Wednesday 5/23/07 -- USA

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{Scenes in brackets are flashbacks}

Tabitha: Endora, Endora, do something quickly. The mothers are coming in. They'll know we're witches, they'll burn us at the stake.

Endora: Mummy, relax, it's 2007.

Buffy: Susie?

Mother: Pamela?

Second mother: Mary Beth, is that you?

Buffy: How is this possible?

Mother: Our little girls are teenagers.

Second mother: And they're drinking beer.

Endora: It's root beer.

Buffy: What happened to our children?

Tabitha: Bloody hell. We're done for now.

Buffy: Was that a wave?


Mickey: Let's go!

Tabitha: Did you say more tea? Oh, good idea. Let's go back to the kitchen.

[Cheering continues]

Mickey: This is nice.

Second Mickey: Hey, hey, more beer. [Cheering and screaming]

Mickey: Chug, chug.

Teenagers: Chug, chug, chug.

Tabitha's voice: Endora Lennox, this time you have gone too far.

Julian: Congratulations, son. Kay is now yours, free and clear.

Fox: Thank you, Father. You know, producing Spike as an eyewitness to prove that Miguel wasn't a hit-and-run driver -- it gave Judge Reilly the out he needed to overturn Miguel's life sentence.

Julian: In exchange, Kay vowed to stay married and faithful to you. We just have to make sure she never learns that you know about my deal with her.

Fox: Otherwise, she couldn't leave me for Miguel fast enough.

Julian: Indeed. You have to appear completely innocent in all this.

Pilar: Innocent in what?

Miguel: I'm really free. You can leave Fox like we planned. We can finally be together as a family with Maria.

Kay: Miguel, look, I have to tell you something about Fox.

Miguel: Listen, don't worry -- don't worry, ok? I promise you -- I promise you I won't gloat, ok? Fox made an honest mistake thinking I was the man that ran him down in my car, and I don't blame him. I don't blame him for my time in here. I don't blame him for loving you. But listen to me, Fox needs to know what my being free means. He needs to know that your future's with me, not him.

Kay: Our future together is all I can think about.

Howie: I'll see what the holdup is.

Chad: We don't have time for Crane to bring pickaxes and crowbars. We gotta get Ethan and Theresa out of that room now, before it's too late.

Noah: If it's not too late already.

Blackmailer: If I can't have Ethan, no one can. Especially that damn Theresa.

Theresa: Oh, Ethan. I love you. I hope to God that you forgive me.

Ethan: Shh, look, whatever it is, it doesn't matter -- it doesn't matter, ok? I love you.

Theresa: When we were in Rome, I found out something amazing. I found out that Little Ethan, he's your son. Ethan, he's yours, and I wanted to tell you. I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't, you know? I was so afraid, I was -- I was afraid you were gonna take him from me. And now this -- this blackmailer, he's threatening to tell you the truth, and that would mean I would lose all my money, all my power, and I couldn't let that happen because I need to save my brothers, Ethan. Please, you gotta say something. Ethan, please. Please, can you forgive me? [Screams]

Pilar: What is Fox innocent in?

Julian: Well, for what Miguel has -- has been put through. He's still guilty that he insisted that Miguel was the hit-and-run driver.

Fox: I feel so guilty, so bad about what happened, but just like Spike said, you know, the driver of that car looked exactly like Miguel.

Julian: And there was the glass from his car's broken headlamp. It was at the accident scene, so --

Pilar: Well, don't blame yourself, Fox. It's clear now that what happened was a horrible mistake. I just thank God that the truth has come out and Miguel was proven innocent. I just hope the same thing will happen for Luis.

Fox: Me, too.

Miguel: Hey. Our future's gonna be wonderful, ok? It's gonna be better than we've ever planned.

Kay: Look, about our future --

Miguel: Listen -- listen. You need to tell Fox the truth about us, ok? And I know it's gonna be hard, because a part of you does love him. And yes, maybe the guy really is dying, and people are going to think that you're kicking him while he's down, but listen. You can't let other people run your life, Kay. Look, besides, you don't have to tell him on your own. We can lay the news to Fox together.

Kay: No.

Miguel: You think -- you think you owe it to Fox to tell him one-on-one? And that's fine, ok? I understand.

Kay: It's more complicated than that.

Pilar: You're free, my precious son.

Miguel: It's a miracle, Mama.

Pilar: Oh, mijo, yes, it is a miracle.

Kay's voice: It wasn't a miracle that set you free, Miguel. I made a deal with the devil.

Whitney: Hey, whoa, what was that noise?

Paloma: It sounded like something fell.

Whitney: Ethan?

Paloma: Theresa? Di algo.

Whitney: Are you guys ok?

Paloma: Oh, my God, I don't hear anything.

Whitney: Me, either.

Paloma: Hurry!

Whitney: No, you guys have to get them out of there, right now.

Noah: We're trying, thank you. [Grunting]

Eve: Whitney, the service said to meet you here. What's going on?

Whitney: Ethan and Theresa are trapped behind that wall.

Paloma: In a room that's on fire.

Eve: Oh, my God, how did this happen?

Noah: There's no time to explain.

Chad: We're trying to get this section of the wall open, but we haven't had any luck so far.

Eve: Well, how long have Ethan and Theresa been back there?

Chad: Too long, if we don't get in there right now. [Grunting]

Blackmailer: You're all too late.

Howie: Here, here. Go, go!

Eve: Whitney, you stay back. The smoke isn't good for the baby.

Chad: Hold on, we're coming in. [Grunting]

Paloma: The fire department's here.

Whitney: We're inside the mausoleum!

Noah: Ethan?

Chad: Theresa!

Noah: Oh, my God, [Indistinct]!

Paloma: What is it?

Whitney: Did you find them?

Noah: Yeah, but we're too late.

Paloma: No!

Blackmailer: Hmm, poor Ethan. I'll never get over losing him.

Tabitha's voice: Shades of Annette and Frankie. What part of "no magic" did Endora not understand? How will I ever explain this beach blanket bingo to these mortal mothers? More to the point, how fast can Endora and I get out of town to join the witch-ness protection program?

Tabitha: Well, what are we waiting for, ladies? Back to the kitchen, quick march, left, right, left, right.

Buffy: But our children.

Mother: They're teenagers.

Second mother: And your living room's a beach.

Tabitha: Teenagers? A beach? I don't know what you're talking about.

Mickey: Look, everybody, surf's up.

Maria: Let's go ride a wave.


Buffy: That's what we're talking about.

Tabitha: More sugar? As I said, would any of you like more sugar in your tea?

Buffy: But we were just --

Mother: Our children are teenage beachcombers.

Tabitha: My, my, I don't think you girls better have any more sugar. Your imaginations are in hyper-drive.

Mother: You were there, you saw those kids playing limbo.

Tabitha: They were watching TV.

Mother: We were sprayed by an ocean wave.

Tabitha: Oh, you have a great sense of humor.

Buffy: We're not joking. We saw a beach in your living room.

Mother: And there was a party going on.

Tabitha: But -- but the girls were watching TV. And the ocean sounds you heard were on TV.

Mother: They were not, they were real. I even heard seagulls.

Tabitha: Come to think of it, sometimes when my windows are open, and there's a breeze coming off the harbor, I feel like I'm at the beach myself. More goodies, anyone?

Buffy: No, I have had enough.

Mother: Me, too. We're going to get our girls, and take them home.

Second mother: Don't think that the other mothers at Endora's school won't hear about this.

Tabitha's voice: Think, witch, think.

Tabitha: Yes, yes, the other mothers, yes, they warned me that something like this might happen, but I'm not one to prejudge.

Mother: Prejudge who, us?

Tabitha: Well, yes.

Buffy: Laura Williams and Melissa Cole.

Mother: They trashed us to you, didn't they?

Tabitha: Well, so many mothers called, I don't know if they were among them.

Mother: Those big-mouth biddies. Whatever they said was a lie.

Buffy: Absolutely.

Tabitha: Frankly, I didn't believe their outrageous accusations, but now --

Mother: What did they say?

Tabitha: Just that the three of you sometimes have episodes.

Mother: Episodes?

Tabitha: Yes, where you say you've seen things.

Buffy: This has never happened before.

Tabitha: Did I happen to mention that they said that you have blackouts after your episodes?

Tabitha: It's all right, dears. As I said, I'm not one to prejudge any sort of addiction. Not alcohol, or pills, or both, in your case.

Buffy: I am no drunk.

Mother: And I don't pop pills.

Tabitha: Of course you don't.

Tabitha: If I were you, I would think of tonight's little episode, where you saw a beach in my living room with sixties teenagers cavorting around in a sand flick as a sign that you all need to get some help.

Buffy: But I --

Mother: But we saw --

Tabitha: Just do it for your daughters, if for nothing else. Your daughters who've been watching DVDs with Endora so we could all visit. More tea, girls?

Mother: Ok.

Tabitha's voice: Endora, you owe me big-time.

Whitney: No, no you can't be too late. Ethan and Theresa can't be dead.

Eve: Whitney, you have to stay back. You have to think of the baby.

[Noah and Chad grunting]

Paloma: Dios mio!

Chad: Stay back, the rest of the ceiling could give way.

Eve: Are you sure Theresa and Ethan are dead?

Chad: No, no we can't get close enough to tell.

Noah: Yes, we can. Take off your jacket, we'll beat out the flames with that.

Whitney: Chad, honey, please be careful.

Eve: Hurry up or the smoke is gonna overcome us all.

Whitney: Oh, please, God. Please don't let Theresa and Ethan be dead. [Coughing]

Paloma: They aren't really dead, are they? They can't be.

Noah: There's no time to check.

Chad: We gotta get them out of here, fast.

Eve: Chad is right, because if the rest of the ceiling doesn't fall down and kill us, the smoke will.

Whitney: Hurry. Hurry, please, before you all die. [Coughing]

Tabitha: Out with the old and in with the new, improved you. You can show the other mothers you can change.

Mickey: Limbo.


Mother: You heard that, didn't you?

Second mother: I think so.

Tabitha: Endora must be playing with the volume on her remote.

Tabitha's voice: If Endora's conjured the Scissor Sisters to hang ten with her and her friends, I swear I'll --

Mother: Let's go see what's happening.

Tabitha: No, wait.

Buffy: We can't wait. We have to face our addiction head-on.

Tabitha: I'm getting too old for this.

Mickey: Yeah.


Tabitha: Chill right there, ladies. I'm going into the living room to make waves with my witchlet.

Tabitha: En-dor-a!

Endora: Uh-oh.

Mickey: Whoa, Miss L., Those are some hi-fi lungs you got there.

Tabitha: Hi-fi stereo. This party's over.

Mickey: Bummer. [Laughter]

Pilar: Ay, mijo, I can't tell you how good it makes me feel to see you so happy.

Miguel: [Whispers] Ow.

Pilar: Oh, sorry. Not only are you free now, but you can start living your life with Kay and Maria, finally.

Miguel: Mama, I can't wait, I can't wait. You know, when Judge Reilly passed that life sentence, the worst part was thinking that I would never have a future with Kay and Maria. But all that's changed, I mean, Kay's gonna tell Fox the truth, and nothing -- nothing's gonna stand in the way of us being together.

Julian: I held up my end of the bargain, now it's your turn. You tell Miguel that you never want to see him again, that you're going to stay married and faithful to Fox.

Kay: I will.

Julian: When?

Kay: Tonight. I just want to break the news to Miguel as gently as possible.

Julian: Yeah, well, be gentle, but be quick about it. No long, drawn-out goodbyes. It's high time you buck up and play the proper wife to Fox, not the adulterous one you've been up to now.

Kay: I will be, I promise.

Noah: Go, go, go -- go. [Coughing]

Paloma: Are they alive?

Whitney: No, they have to be.

EMT: Are these the only victims?

Eve: Yes, they've suffered massive smoke inhalation. We've got to get them on oxygen, stat.

EMT: Yes, Dr. Russell.

Noah: Sorry. [Coughing]

Blackmailer: Damn it. I had my best suit-dress picked out for Ethan and Theresa's funerals. Oh, well. I still might wear it yet. [Laughing]

EMT: No serious burns on the lady, Dr. Russell.

Eve: Good, well, Ethan is singed in a few places, but it could have been a lot worse. [Coughing]

Whitney: Mom -- Mom, they're gonna be ok, right?

Eve: I don't know, honey. I don't know how much of that smoke they inhaled.

[Ethan coughing]

Ethan: Theresa, Theresa?

Eve: Hey, hey, Theresa is fine, and you will be, too, as long as you keep breathing oxygen and don't try to talk.

[Theresa coughs]

Paloma: Theresa, gracias a dios.

Whitney: Thank God you're ok. Honey.

[Theresa coughing]

Theresa: Ethan.

Whitney: What -- what about him?

Theresa: I -- I told him, Whitney, when I thought we were gonna die, I told him Little Ethan is our son.

Whitney: Oh, my God, what did he say?

Theresa: I don't know, I mean, the beam fell on us before he could say anything.

Whitney: Ok, well, all that matters is that you got out of there, and you two are fine.

Theresa: Right, right. I mean, what if he hates me for not telling him sooner? What if he can't forgive me?

Tabitha: Sorry, you cool cats and groovy chicks. But as the mayor of bummer city, it's my job to declare this beach party over and out.


Tabitha: As for you, young lady, enough is enough. Now, you change yourself and your friends back to your normal size before their mothers realize that we are witches.

Endora: But we were having so much fun.

Tabitha: Yes, and that's another thing. You and your friends are too young for where this sort of fun leads.

Endora: I don't understand, what?

Tabitha: Well, you're a child. You're not supposed to. Now get these Malibu Mickeys come-to-life out of here. And make yourself and your friends little again. I can only keep those mothers frozen for so long. And they're already suspicious that something's going on out here. I tell you, Endora, if they get another gander at this beach party, we're done for.

Endora: Oh, you worry too much. They don't burn witches anymore, Mummy.

Tabitha: Famous last words. Now please, Endora, will you clean up this mess you've made?

Endora: Ugh, all right. Sorry, everybody. My mom's a total square. Party's over, until next time.

Tabitha: Next time?

Tabitha: Yes, finally. Oh, Endora, you and I are going to have a very, very long talk tomorrow.

Julian: Tabitha, my word, are you babysitting to make ends meet? Hello.

Tabitha: No -- no, actually, Endora's having a sleepover party.

Miguel: I got first dibs on tucking Maria in bed. Hi, girls. Come here, baby.

Tabitha: Hello, Miguel. I thought you were in prison for life.

Miguel: I was set free, thanks mainly to Julian.

Tabitha: Julian who?

Fox: My father.

Tabitha: Yes -- yes, you, of course, ha ha. Well, this is good news, Miguel.

Tabitha's voice: Or is it?

Julian: Are all of Endora's little friends from the Paul Revere preschool?

Tabitha: Yes, as a matter of fact, they are.

Julian: Ah, well, I told you that it would be good for Endora to go to the Paul Revere.

Tabitha's voice: Good for Endora but bad for my nerves.

Julian: I can't imagine why you're worried about exposing Endora to other children.

Tabitha: No, you couldn't imagine if you tried, Julian. Oh, my, I've got something defrosting in the kitchen.

Miguel: How's Daddy's best girl, huh? How are you honey? Baby?

Kay: She's happy to have you back.

Miguel: Not as happy as I am. Let's go put our daughter to bed, ok? And then you can tell Fox the news about us.

Kay: Fox, I will be with you soon.

Fox: I can't wait.

Julian: It's ok. She can say her goodbyes to Miguel, and after that, she's your wife again in every way, starting tonight.

Fox: Yeah, I'll give them a couple minutes together. Then I'll go claim my wife.

Kay: Night-night, sweetheart. Mommy loves you.

Miguel: You know, it's the most amazing feeling being back together with you and Maria -- being able to tuck her in and spend the rest of the night with you.

Kay: Miguel, look, about us and --

Miguel: You know, that was the worst part about being in prison. Not being locked up or beaten up, but just thinking that I would never have a future with you. Thinking that my dreams of being a family with you and Maria would never come true.

Kay: Miguel --

Miguel: You know, the thought of living without you and not being able to touch you or hold you -- to me, that's not living.

Kay: Please don't say that. You never lost your family or your friends. I mean, they still love you.

Miguel: I know, and I'm grateful for that. But you and Maria, you guys are my life, Kay. And without you, you know what? I might as well be back in prison.

Kay: You can't be serious.

Miguel: But hey, look, let's cheer up, because I'm free. We can finally be together, and nothing -- nothing can stop us, ok?

Eve: Ok, let's go sit in on the couch there.

Theresa: Thank you.

Eve: Ok, well, I think it's safe for you to go now. Their vitals are stronger, I don't think they suffered any significant damage, and I'm gonna keep an eye on them.

EMT: Do you need me to leave anything for you?

Eve: No, Alistair Crane kept a full supply of medicine and medical supplies in the mansion for an emergency, so...

EMT: Ok, take care.

Theresa's voice: I can't tell if Ethan hates me or not.

Eve: Ethan, I want you to keep breathing that oxygen. It's gonna help mitigate the smoke inhalation.

[Phone rings]

Chad: Uh, excuse me.

[Ethan coughing]

Chad: Hello?

Vincent: Guess where I am, lover?

Chad: I don't care, I told you not to call me.

Vincent: Down here, where it all began, where you and I met and fell in love.

Chad: I am not in love with you. I never was.

Vincent: Oh, poor baby. Still living a lie. Why don't you come on over here and let the truth set you free?

Chad: No.

Vincent: Wrong answer, my man. And I do mean my man. I'm here waiting for you.

Chad: Yeah, well, get lost.

Vincent: Now, now. If you don't come, it's gonna break my heart. And Whitney's.

Noah: You ok?

Chad: No, it's Vincent. He wants me to meet him at the bar where we first met.

Noah: Do it, man. You gotta get this over with as soon as you can.

Chad: You win. I'll be there as soon as I can.

Theresa: Ethan?

Ethan: Theresa, I, um --

Eve: No, no, no. I don't want you to talk, I want you to keep the mask on, breathe the oxygen until you get stronger.

Whitney: Theresa, honey, can you tell if Ethan's mad at you or not?

Whitney: Well, at least you don't have to worry about keeping secrets anymore. I mean, at least Ethan knows that Little Ethan is his son now, and not Julian's.

Theresa: What if he can't forgive me? What am I supposed to do?

Tabitha: Good. Now that everything's back in shipshape, I can unfreeze the mothers.

Buffy: Is it my imagination, or did something just happen?

Mother: We were headed to the living room, but we're still here.

Second mother: And Tabitha isn't.

First mother: Well maybe she's in the living room.

Buffy: Tabitha? How did you get out here?

Tabitha: Walking, of course.

Mother: But you were behind us before.

Tabitha: No, no, I wasn't, dear, you were behind me. I was just telling the girls you must have stopped to freshen up. But we've had fun waiting, haven't we?

Pamela: And Endora made us older and we had a beach party.

Mary Beth: With sand and waves and everything.

Buffy: I knew I saw a beach in here.

Mother: That's how we got wet.

Second mother: What on earth is going on?

Miguel: Hey, everything's gonna be perfect now. Kay, we can finally be a family with Maria, like we planned. You know what the most amazing thing is? Is that Fox's father, out of all people, made it happen.

Kay: You got that right.

Miguel: You know, and Spike -- who would have thought that Spike would come forward to help me after all the grief that Luis and Paloma gave him?

Kay: Yeah, me too.

Miguel: But Julian, who would think he would do the right thing, especially when Fox is gonna lose you to me? You know I've been wrong about them. Maybe Fox and Julian really are good guys.

Fox: Kay's still in Maria's bedroom with Miguel.

Julian: I'm allowing Kay to say her goodbyes to Miguel. She knows that when she's finished, she'll never see him again. She is yours from now on. She has no idea the pay off for Miguel's freedom in exchange for her being your prisoner of love. Make sure it stays that way.

Fox: I will. You know, if Kay knew what I did to not lose her, I would lose her for sure.

Paloma: Is everything ok?

Noah: Uh, no.

Chad: That was Vincent. He wants me to meet him at the bar where we first met.

Paloma: What are you going to do?

Chad: I'm going to go there and tell him it's finished, for good this time.

Noah: Yeah, I'm gonna go with him.

Chad: No, you're not.

Noah: Look, Chad, Vincent is obviously a little over-the-top when it comes to keeping you, so it's better I go with you for moral support, and also in case there's trouble.

Paloma: I'll come, too.

Chad: What about, um, what about Theresa?

Paloma: Whitney's here for her. Besides, I'm a police officer. If things get crazy, I'll be there to enforce the law. And don't even think about saying no.

Noah: She has a point. Look, it may be good to have a cop in your corner, in case something happens.

Chad: Yeah, you know, I just hope things don't get that ugly. But knowing Vincent, I mean, who knows? Better safe than sorry, right? Look, why don't you guys wait outside so we don't look like we're leaving together. I'll go in there and tell Whitney that I'm going to the office or something.

Paloma: Ok.

Noah: Ok, yeah.

[Door opens]


[Door closes]

Chad: Damn, I hate lying to Whitney. But after tonight, it's all going to be over.

Whitney: Excuse me.

Theresa: Ethan, about what I said at the mausoleum, where does that leave us?

Ethan: The same place we were before.

Theresa: Really?

Ethan: Theresa, I -- I remember you getting ready to tell me something huge, and -- [Coughs] I think -- I think I passed out from the smoke inhalation, 'cause I don't remember you confessing anything, actually.

Theresa: You don't?

Ethan: No, but I'd like to know what it was. Will you tell me? I mean, is it the secret that you've been holding out on me, is that it?

Tabitha: Why are you ladies looking at me like that?

Buffy: We're waiting for an explanation.

Mother: What was going on in here?

Second mother: And don't say the booze and the pills made us imagine things.

Tabitha: Oh -- oh, you mean about that beach party business.

Mother: Yes.

Tabitha: That was a case of mass hypnosis.

Mother: What?

Tabitha: The girls were watching that DVD, and it hypnotized you.

Mother: That's impossible.

Second mother: Absolutely.

Tabitha: Well, how would you know? You were all bewitched. It happens all the time. Some DVDs are so realistic, they make people think that what they're watching is real. That's why I limit Endora's DVD viewing time.

Mother: Hypnosis?

Second mother: Here?  Earlier?

Tabitha: Certainly. Why else would you think you saw a beach and an ocean in my living room? Global warning is not that bad, not yet. And anyway, if there had been a beach here, where is it now? My living room couldn't just zap itself back to normal, cod it?

Mother: She has a point.

Buffy: But I have never been hypnotized before. Have you?

Mother: No. Will we be ok?

Tabitha: Oh yes, yes certainly. Any subconscious effects the DVD had on you will have worn off by now. Well, shall we let our little lambs enjoy their staying-up-late time while we finish our tea?

Buffy: Can I have one of your pills?

Mother: Only if I can have some of your liquor.

Buffy: Deal.

Mother: Ok.

Second mother: Maybe it's time for rehab again.

Tabitha: You and your runaway magic. We barely got out of that jam this time.

Tabitha: Yeah, what I'd really love now is a martimmy. Behave yourself. [Laughs]

Kay: Miguel, about Fox --

Miguel: You know, I was thinking, maybe you and I could go on a little trip after you tell Fox the news that you want to be with me from now on. Sort of like a pre-marriage honeymoon. I mean, Mama would love to have Maria to herself almost as much as I would love to have you to myself. All day, all night, just you and me with no interruptions, how does that sound?

Kay: Miguel, the thing is --

Miguel: It's ok, it's ok.

Fox: Kay, I'm ready for bed.

Kay: Could you go wait for me? I'll be right there.

Ethan: What is it you wanted to tell me?

Eve: Hey, I meant what I said about keeping that oxygen mask on.

Ethan: Eve, there's something she needs to tell me, ok?

Eve: Ethan, I don't care. Come on, why don't you come and sit over here?

Whitney: Chad had to go back to the office. Um, what did Ethan say?

Theresa: He passed out before he heard me tell him that :ittle Ethan is our child.

Whitney: But you're going to tell him, though, right?

Theresa: Whitney, I mean, come on, it was a little different when I thought we were actually going to die, you know? I mean, what if I tell him and he can't forgive me? What if I lose him?

Whitney: Honey, you've already lost him because of the secrets you're keeping from him.

Theresa: No, I didn't want to do that, I mean -- that blackmailer, you know?

Whitney: But -- but what about secrets, honey? They always come out, always.

[Phone beeps] That must be Chad, one second, ok?

Whitney's voice: "If you want the surprise of your life, come to the bar at the corner of Kent and River streets. You won't believe your eyes."

Chad: I'm gonna go find Vincent.

Paloma: These guys think I'm either your hag or a lesbian, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Noah: That's ok, they're checking me out, too.

Paloma: Can you blame them? You're gorgeous.

[Noah growls]

[Paloma growls in response]

Man: How's it going?

Noah: Uh -- uh, fine.

Paloma: Um, he's with me.

Man: Wow, you know, you look great in drag. You could totally pass for a real woman.

Paloma: I am a real woman.

Man: Oh, honey, deep down, aren't we all?

Noah: Yeah.

Chad: Hey, no sign of Vincent. And I wish he'd hurry up. I want to get this over with, once and for all.

On the Next Passions:

Vincent: Life as you know it with Whitney is about to be over.

Miguel: There's something, Kay, and I need to tell you, and you need to hear it now.

Theresa: No, I'm going to find the blackmailer, and I am gonna stop him.

Julian: Kay is yours, and Miguel is out of her life for good.

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