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Passions Transcript Thursday 5/3/07--Canada; Friday 5/4/07--USA
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Proofread By Jodi
Simone: Jessica! Jessica!
Paloma: I don't see her anywhere.
Simone: This is bad. I know something's wrong. She seemed so happy when we surprised her with breakfast at the Book Cafe. She wouldn't just run off without saying anything.
Simone: We shouldn't have let her go to the bathroom by herself.
Simone: I know, but what choice did we have? She said she had morning sickness and she had to be alone. You know, maybe we're overreacting. Maybe she just left to get some air.
Paloma: Yeah, yeah. You don't believe that, do you?
Paloma: Ok, we just heard Spike threatening her. So maybe he waited till she was alone and then grabbed her.
Simone: Oh, God, that means we have to get her back fast before Spike does something awful to her.
Jessica: Ok, Spike, let go of me. You're hurting me.
Spike: Watch your mouth or I'll show you what hurting means, baby.
Jessica: Not so rough. I am pregnant.
Spike: You're my wife and I'll treat you any damn way I want to.
Jessica: Spike, we're finished!
Spike: Listen to me, ok? Little vacation time at Daddy's house is over, all right? You come back to me.
Spike: Listen, let's get something straight, here, ok -- you belong to me. Ok? I could very easily sell you out for killing those johns, ok? Understand? That's the girl I love, right there. Come on, baby.
Tina: I want to be a kitty cat.
Tina: I want to be a kitty cat.
Miss Lucy: Children, how on earth did this cat get in here?
Guard: You got 30 seconds to get it together. Why don't you join us, too, sunshine?
Sheridan: I can't take my clothes off in front of the other prisoners. They'll know I'm a woman.
Luis: Yeah, I know, I know.
Guard: Hey, come on, let's get moving. I don't have all day. It's bad enough I have to see you lowlifes all day, I don't want to have to smell you, too. Is that funny? Shut up. Go, it's shower time. Come on, kids.
Sheridan: What am I going to do?
Luis: I don't know, but we'd better think of something fast.
Guard: Single file. Let's move on. Double time it! We're burning daylight here.
Eve: Oh, big improvement. Your vitals are strong. Your wound is healing nicely. Ok. I think it's official. You have my permission to resume your regular activities.
Jared: All of them, doc?
Eve: That's what I said.
Jared: Thank you. That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
Eve: Well, I'm glad I could put you in such a good mood.
Jared: You kidding me? Now Tess and I can put our plan back into effect. We're going to start family. We're going to have a baby together. Theresa can't wait.
Theresa: Please don't let it be the blackmailer.
Person: Remember our deal. If you want things to be ok for you brothers, you need to stay clear of Ethan.
Theresa: I know.
Person: And most importantly, you have to get pregnant with Jared's baby. Don't cross me this time or you'll be sorry.
Theresa: There's no way out.
Theresa: Excuse me. I need to go upstairs to Jared.
Ethan: Don't. We need to talk, right now.
Theresa: What's the point, Ethan?
Ethan: What's the point? I can't let you go through with this. I cannot let you have another man's -- another man's baby.
Theresa: Ethan, Jared is my husband.
Ethan: Don't, don't -- don't play games with me. We love each other way too much for this. You know you belong with me, and I don't want -- I don't want Jared touching you at all. What? Am I too late, is that it? Am I too late? Did he already make love to you? Did he already have sex with you? Am I too late?
Tabitha: Come on, bowl, don't dilly-dally. I need you to focus on the Paul Revere preschool, toute suite, and I don't have all day.
Kay: Ok, Tabitha, I think the teacher's right, I think you're just being a little overprotective. I mean, Endora, she can't stay with you forever, you know.
Tabitha: Kay, you don't see the problem here. This is Endora we're talking about. Endora is at a mortal preschool.
Kay: Oh, no.
Tabitha: Oh, yes. And if she's forgotten the promise she made to me about no magic, well, all I can say is those soccer moms will be in for a big surprise come pickup time.
Miss Lucy: Now, how did you get in here? We can't have cats at school.
Miss Lucy: You naughty cat. We can't have you here. Ok, boys and girls, it's time to put on our play. Now, like all the best stories, this story begins with "once upon a --"
Miss Lucy: Who are we missing? Tina. Where did Tina go?
Miss Lucy: Tina? Are you hiding? Come out now, sweetheart. It's time to put on our play. Tina? You come out this instant. It's not funny, Tina. Where could she be?
Ethan: This is unbelievable. After everything that we've said to each other, you made love to another man. You made love to Jared last night, didn't you? I'm too late. You already did it, didn't you?
Ethan: "No," what, you didn't do it?
Theresa: Not yet.
Ethan: Happy to hear that, Theresa. Thank God.
Theresa: I'm going to do this. I'm going to have Jared's baby, and to do that I need to make love to him.
Ethan: No, you don't need to do this. I can't stand the thought of you having another man's baby, especially that man's.
Theresa: You know what, I'm doing this. I have to protect Luis and Miguel. No, the last time I ignored the blackmailer, what happened? My brothers ended up in prison, Luis is on death row.
Ethan: I know, because I failed.
Theresa: No, you didn't fail.
Ethan: I failed, Theresa.
Theresa: Don't you get it? The blackmailer is my only chance at freeing my brothers. I'm not going to let anything more happen to them. If he wants me to have Jared's baby, I'm going to do that. Do you understand?
Ethan: I understand that I'm not going to lose you again. That's what I understand. I love you too much to lose you again. It's not going to happen.
Theresa: You know what, just stop it. Just stop it, ok? I mean, it's killing me to be torn between loving you and saving my brothers. It's an impossible situation.
Ethan: It's not --
Theresa: Let me go.
Ethan: I'm not going to let go. I'm not going to let you go!
Jessica: Spike, stop it. You're hurting me.
Spike: Stop the whining.
Jessica: You know what hurts the most? To realize how stupid I was. You blackmailed me into marriage, but I kept hoping that somewhere deep down you really had feelings for me. What a fool I am.
Spike: Now, look, you got me all wrong, ok? I do have feelings for you, Jess, you know that.
Jessica: Oh, right.
Spike: Ok, I know I overreact, all right, but I'm your husband, till death do us part. I love you. I want you. I care for you. But I get so damn angry when you run off with those manipulative bitches.
Jessica: Simone and Paloma?
Spike: Yeah, they hate me, and they try to turn you against me, and you listen to them.
Jessica: You want to sell our baby.
Spike: Come on, babe, you're not ready to be a parent. Neither am I.
Jessica: I want this baby.
Spike: Why? So you can be the same kind of mother yours was to you?
Jessica: No, my mother was wonderful
Spike: Oh, yeah... till she ran off with some other guy and left you flat. Jessica, you have no idea what it means to be a mother. Hey, listen, I'm just trying to think of this little nipper, ok? Wouldn't it be better to sell it to someone who could do a better job of bringing it up?
Jessica: It's our baby.
Spike: But I don't know a damn thing about bringing up a kid, either. I was a child of the street. The gutter? That was my cradle.
Jessica: Spike --
Spike: Yeah, and look at you. Look how you ended up. You're on the streets. What a fine pair we make, huh? Tell me, is that what you want for our kid, huh, do you?
Jessica: No, of course not.
Spike: Ok, then we need to do what's best for it and for you. Right? And the best thing is to take your mind off your troubles. And what's going to help do that is to get you back to work, sweetie.
Jessica: Spike, no.
Spike: Honey, you got to trust me here. The Spike-man is looking out for you, all right? Come on, come on.
Tabitha: Yo, bowl, I'm waiting. I need to know if Endora is causing any mayhem over there at the Paul Revere preschool.
Kay: Tabitha, can I talk to you for a second?
Tabitha: Later, later, dear. You never know what Endora -- what's the matter? You're not going to cry, are you?
Kay: [crying] No.
Tabitha: Oh. Oh, dear. Oh, what's the trouble? Tell Tabby... but make it the short version.
Kay: It's Miguel.
Tabitha: Oh, yes, yes, of course. He's been sentenced to life in prison, hasn't he? Oh, well. That's at least one of your lovers out of this house.
Kay: Thanks, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, I'm sorry. I'm sure it's very painful for you.
Kay: Miguel told me he wants me to stop loving him.
Fox: First smart thing that loser's ever said.
Kay: He said he wants me to just let him go for good and move on with my life without him.
Tabitha: Did he give you any reason?
Kay: He said as long as he's in prison, he doesn't want me wasting my life on him.
Tabitha: Yeah, well, it sounds sensible to me.
Kay: Yeah, well, I think he's given up, Tabitha. He said he doesn't want me just clinging onto hope that one day he's going to get out, you know, and then we'll be together. He said it's just not fair for me not to have a real relationship and that he can't give me the life that I deserve.
Tabitha: Well, at least his heart's in the right place. If that's what you like.
Kay: He wants me to stay with Fox. He wants me to commit to my marriage and build a life for myself and Maria with Fox because with Fox's money, we'll be secure.
Tabitha: Well, he's right. I think you should take his advice, dear. And, you know, it'll make him happy to know that you and his daughter are taken care of.
Kay: But I can't do that, Tabitha. I can't live without Miguel. I love him so much, and I just can't imagine my life without him. I can't just let him go. I can't.
Guard: Fresh meat, boys! We got some newbies here!
[Catcalls and hooting]
Guard: Zip it! Ok, here's the drill -- strip down and drop your jump suits in the laundry bin. Once you've showered, you can get towels and clean jump suits on the other side.
Sheridan: What do I do? I can't take my clothes off in here.
Luis: We've got to find a way to get you out of here somehow.
Miguel: There's no other way. She's going to have to go in.
Sheridan: I can't.
Guard: What's the hold up? What can't you do?
Simone: Still no answer on Jess' cell phone.
Paloma: Maybe Spike shut it off. We should split up again. We can cover more area that way.
Simone: Ok, you go take the area down by Spike's old club, and I'll go check that hellhole apartment.
Paloma: Good luck.
Simone: No, good luck to Jessica. She needs it.
Spike: Whoo. Come on in. Hey, baby, good thing you took all your good clothes back with you when you left me last time because the johns are not digging that preppy look you had going on.
Jessica: I can't do this again, Spike, I can't. No more men. I'm finished with all of that.
Spike: Oh, honey, but you don't mean that.
Jessica: Yes, I do. I want to make a fresh start.
Spike: Honey, listen, murderers only get fresh starts on TV. You see, in real life, honey, they get prison, they get death penalty, baby, they get the ground.
Spike: Honey, you know, I love you to death, but even I've got to admit, sweetie, you ain't the sharpest tack in the hardware store, honey. You keep forgetting that you're killing these johns.
Jessica: Yeah, I don't remember.
Spike: On top of everything else, you're having a memory problem. Now listen to me, I have covered for you all of this time, ok, but you walk away from me, I ain't going to cover you anymore and I'm going to report you. How do you think Daddy's going to feel when he finds out little baby girl is Jackie the Ripper?
Jessica: No, but maybe it wasn't me, because I don't remember doing any of it.
Spike: Ugh. But you do remember waking up next to the stone-dead, bloody body. You remember having the knife in your hand? Honey, it was only you two in that room. How else do you think it happened? Hey, hey, hey -- maybe you're like that blonde chick, the one that's on "Heroes," you know, the one with the two personalities? Yeah, yeah, maybe your evil side does the killing and then you wake up surprised every time.
Jessica: No, I can't bear this.
Spike: You better bear it, cause I got a john lined up for you right now who's going to be here in a minute, all right? I need you to just show him a good time, all right? And, baby, look at me, look at me. Please, I'm begging you, honey, please see if you can do him without killing him, ok? Good.
Guard: What's the matter with you now? What can't you do?
Miguel: She -- he's fine, sir, fine.
Sheridan: [Disguised voice] Everything's fine, sir. I just -- I can't find my contact. I think I lost it in my cell. Maybe I should go back and look for it.
Guard: You aren't going anywhere. You're in lockup. You don't get to wander the corridors whenever you feel like it. You'll look for it later.
Sheridan: But I can't see.
Guard: Who cares? It's a shower. You don't need to see anything. Unless you're looking for something or someone.
Inmate: Yo. You looking for something, man? It's right here. Check this out. [Laughter]
Guard: Strip down and hit the showers. You're getting on my nerves. You do not want to see me get ticked off, trust me.
Sheridan: [Normal voice] What do I do?
Luis: Well, obviously there's no way out of this. You're going to have to get out of that jump suit.
Luis: Don't worry. I've got a plan.
Jared: Hey. Doc says I'm a-ok. We can start trying for a baby.
Theresa: Oh, great.
Theresa: Oh, I want to get pregnant right away, so is there anything that I can do to help make that happen?
Eve: Theresa, you've never had any trouble getting pregnant before.
Theresa: Yeah, I know, I just, you know, want to make sure all my ducks are in a row, so --
Eve: Well, there's some over-the-counter ovulation kits that are around. I know that the Clear Blue is excellent.
Theresa: Is it accurate?
Eve: Over 99%. It'll tell you your two best days for getting pregnant.
Theresa: Well, then I'll have one of those delivered right away.
Jared: Well, I'm going to take a shower and I'll be right back. Who knows, maybe this is the day we make a baby.
Theresa: I'll just have one of the staff go to the pharmacy and pick up one of those kits.
Eve: Theresa... first, you want to marry Jared immediately, even though he is seriously injured in the hospital, and now you're determined to have his baby right away. I want to know what's going on, and I want the truth.
Tabitha: Miguel is right. He is in the hoosegow for life. Now, if you don't try to build a life for yourself with Fox, your husband, where will you be? You'll be right backe support you financially or emotionally. You remember what it was like before Fox came along? Of course, you can live here as long as you like, but you'd have to go back to that dreadful job in the cannery.
Tabitha: Yeah, well, Fluffy would be happy, of course, but I've had my fill of day-old fish. No. Think about it. Those long, dreadful shifts, 12 hours gutting mackerel. And then you'd spend the weekends on the bus going to visit Miguel in prison. You'd be worn to the bone in no time. Instead of a dazzling, glamorous life as Mrs. Nicholas Foxworth Crane, you'd be a bitter, single mother, pining for your man in the hoosegow.
Kay: But if I commit my life to Fox, that means I'm giving up on Miguel for good.
Tabitha: But think about it. He's sentenced to life in prison. Miguel's as good as gone.
Fox: You tell her, Tabitha.
Kay: I'm so confused.
Tabitha: Well, just stop for a minute and listen. Somewhere deep inside you, a little voice is calling, and it's the voice of your heart. So listen to what it says. Oh, for Hades' sake, I'm in no position to give you advice on your love life. It's really all too complicated for me.
Kay: Tabitha, please.
Tabitha: I feel for you, Kay, believe me, but -- but you've just got to figure this out for yourself. Oh, I don't care what that teacher says, I have got to find out what Endora is up to, even if I have to show up in the flesh. I'm sorry, Kay. I'm feeling for you, but you've got to figure this out for yourself. You're the only one who can make this decision, sweetheart.
Fox: And you'll realize Miguel is right. Let him go and spend the rest of your life with me.
Miss Lucy: Where could that child have gone? Is it my fault? Should I have let her be the kitty cat? Tina? Tina, it's ok, I've changed my mind. If you come out, Miss Lucy will let you be the kitty cat in our play. Tina? Tina, where are you?
Officer: Oh, what do we have here? A stray? Here, kitty, kitty. Oh, yes, oh, yes. Gotcha, sweetheart. No tags. Looks like we'll have to take you down to the pound.
Miss Lucy: Tina, Tina? Where are you?!
Eve: Why don't you tell me what's really going on?
Theresa: You know, just let it go, ok? I know what I have to do.
Eve: What about Ethan? You've waited years for Ethan to be free, and now he is, and instead of rushing into his arms, you marry Jared. I mean, what kind of sense does that make? And don't try and tell me that you don't still love Ethan because I know that you do. Why don't you tell me what's going on? Maybe I can help.
Theresa: No, no one can.
Eve: Sweetheart --
Theresa: Look, Jared is my husband and I want to have his child. That's perfectly normal. That's all there is to say.
Eve: I hope you know what you're doing, Theresa. But I do know that you are not being fair to Jared or to Ethan. You have one man that you love and one man who thinks you have a commitment to some fake marriage.
Theresa: No, it's not fake.
Eve: Just think this through very thoroughly before you bring another baby into the world, because it won't be fair to him or her either.
Theresa: I have thought it through, and this is the only thing I can do.
Maid: Yeah, hi, Jerry, it's Wendy up at the house. Listen, Mrs. Crane wants you to pick up a Clear Blue Easy digital ovulation kit from the pharmacy. It's supposed to be the best on the market. Oh, I don't know, you know, but just ask the pharmacist. You know Mrs. Crane. When she wants something, she wants it yesterday. Well, obviously, she's trying to get pregnant and she wants to do it right away.
Paloma: I can't find Jessica anywhere.
Simone: Me neither. She has to be with Spike.
Paloma: Damn, will she ever be free of him?
Simone: We just have to believe that she will someday.
Paloma: But every time she takes a step forward to leave him, he grabs her and she takes two steps back.
Simone: Yeah, it's like that old movie "Svengali." He has her in his power somehow.
Paloma: I can't imagine how horrible it is for her. I almost feel guilty. I look around and I think I'm one of the only happy people I know.
Simone: Me included.
Paloma: I'm sorry, but I feel blessed. I have a job that challenges me and a man I love who loves me back.
Simone: That seems so far away for me now -- you know, the feeling of being in love with someone and having that someone love you in return.
Paloma: Honey, it'll happen again. I know losing Rae almost killed you, but you'll find love again.
Simone: I hope so. But whoever it is that's out there for me, it won't be Rae.
Paloma: Anytime you want to talk about her, I'm here. You know that, right?
Simone: Thanks. Oh, I'm so lucky to have such a good friend. But enough about me. My problems seem really small compared to Jessica's. Ok, we have to find her before Spike can do anything to her.
Paloma: I know, but where do we look?
Spike: Uh-uh, hey. Don't you even think about running out of here, Jess.
Jessica: I can't believe you're making me do this again.
Spike: Oh, honey, honey, baby. Honey, you need to lighten up, sweetheart. It's only sex. Why don't you have a drink, huh? It'll loosen you up.
Jessica: No, I'm pregnant.
Spike: Shh! Do not say that in front of the john. It's a major turn-off.
Jessica: Well, no booze. I won't do anything to hurt my baby.
Spike: Listen, that is my baby, too, wifey-poo. Do not forget it. Would you like a soda?
Jessica: Does it have caffeine?
Spike: But of course not. Caffeine? Like I'd give you caffeine. Come on, girlfriend. I want to do the right thing, baby, not the wrong, huh? We're talking the Spike-man here. Not the dumb man, the Spike-man. Big difference. The Spike-man's always taking care of his girl. I don't care what you say, I would never do anything to hurt you, baby, because I love you. I love you. You see, I said it. There you go, sweetie.
Jessica: Thanks. I was thirsty.
Spike: Good, honey, drink it up. You know, baby, I got to tell you something, you look so damn hot tonight, you know? Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to work you a lot for the next few months, right, well, because when you start looking pregnant, you're going to get all fat and ugly, honey, and then you're not going to be any use to me anymore, all right? Good.
[Knock on door]
Spike: Oops. Ooh, who could that be? Hey! Look at this. It's your customer, Jessica.
Man: Oh, hope you like to party, girl.
Spike: Oh, my God, man, she loves to party. She will do anything, man.
Spike: Well, what do you have in mind?
Man: This much anything.
Kay: Tabitha's right, I'm the only one who can decide what to do.
Kay: That's it, you know, I don't care if anyone thinks I'm throwing my life away. I love Miguel, and I'm going to stay true to that love.
Kay: I can't leave him. I will stand by him no matter what.
Fox: Yeah? Well, that may not be for very long.
Sheridan: I feel sick. I can't do this.
Luis: You don't have any choice. If they find out who you are, you're going to jail for real.
Miguel: Not to mention what these guys are going to do to you if they find out.
Sheridan: You're not helping.
Luis: All right, just stay close, ok? Do not move out on your own.
Sheridan: Don't worry.
Miguel: At least it's steamy in here. Maybe that will help, ok?
Luis: Give me a break, it's not that steamy. These guys can tell the difference between a man and a woman. Everyone ready?
Luis: Right foot first, ok?
Luis: Let's make this the fastest shower in history, ok?
Simone: I don't know where else to look. I mean, we've tried Spike's old club, his apartment, the wharf, under the pier.
Paloma: Oh, no.
Paloma: There's one place we haven't been.
Simone: Where? Oh, no, no, no, Spike wouldn't put her back out on the street. She's pregnant.
Paloma: That wouldn't stop a sleaze-ball like Spike.
Simone: Oh, no. We're going to have to check that motel and see if she's there. I hope to God we're wrong.
Jessica: Oh. Oh, my head.
Jessica: Ok, time's up. Got to go. Hey, you. We've got to get out of here or they'll charge us for another hour. Come on, get moving. Hello, idiot?
Miss Lucy: Tina, you get out here right now or I'll tan your hide! I'm not kidding! Tina? This is not funny, Tina. Oh. Where are you? Where is she?
Tabitha: What has happened here? Why is Miss Lucy so upset?
Tabitha: Is Tina hiding?
Tabitha: Do you know where she is?
Tabitha: What?! Your teacher threw a child out of the window? What -- what sort of school is this?
Tabitha: Oh, Endora. You had me worried for a minute. I thought that Tina was a child.
Tabitha: Oh, no.
Tabitha: Oh, dear. Where did Tina go when Miss Lucy threw her out of the window?
Tabitha: What man?
Miss Lucy: Oh, Tina! Oh, oh, this is the end! Paul Revere is very upset with me. Have any of you seen -- please help me, please. There's no end. There's no end! Paul Revere is turning in his grave!
Julian: It's so good to see you.
Eve: Just leave me alone, Julian.
Julian: I've left you message after message.
Eve: Well, I think I made it very clear that I don't want to speak to you anymore, that it's over and I don't want to have anything to do with you.
Julian: But if you would just let me explain.
Eve: You don't have to explain, Julian. I have eyes. After all those tender promises you made me, I find you in bed with Ivy. Just don't insult me with your ridiculous explanations, ok? It's done, Julian. It's done!
Julian: No, it's not done, Eve. Not by a long shot. Yes, I need to speak to you. It's urgent. No, it can't wait.
Jared: "Clearblue Easy digital ovulation test. Tells you the two best days to conceive your baby." And there's a smiley face if it's positive. Well, I hope Tess sees a smiley face. I really want this baby.
Jared: What did the test say?
Theresa: There was the smiley face.
Jared: Which means you're ovulating, right?
Theresa: Yeah. This is one of my two most likely days to conceive.
Jared: Which means if we want to have a baby, then we should, uh --
Theresa: That's right.
Jared: Let's go.
Jared: So if we're going to make this baby, I should probably get to work.
Jared: Well, it's not really work. Making love to you is always amazing.
Jared: I love you, Tess.
Theresa: I love you, too.
Theresa's voice: I'm so sorry, Ethan. So sorry.
Kay: Hey, sleepyhead.
Fox: I was out like a light.
Kay: Yeah, I didn't want to wake you. I know those treatments took a lot out of you last night.
Fox: Yeah, but I feel like I could get through anything with you by my side.
Kay: Uh, I made some coffee. You want some? You all right?
Fox: Yeah, I -- I feel fine. In fact, I have this strange feeling that I'll be feeling even better very soon.
Sheridan: All right, enough. Let's get out of here.
Guard: Hey, over there, you three. Stop what you're doing.
Sheridan: Oh, no.
Guard: You thought you could get away with this, but no dice. I'm on to you. You're getting away with nothing!
On the Next Passions:
Valerie: I found your son.
Guard: I know what you're up to and you're not getting away with it. Turn around and look at me, now.
Jessica: There's a man here and he's dead.
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