Passions Transcript Monday 11/27/06 [an error occurred while processing this directive]

Passions Transcript Monday 11/27/06--Canada; Tuesday 11/28/06--USA

[an error occurred while processing this directive] [an error occurred while processing this directive]

Provided By Glynis
Proofread By Jodi

Gwen: Oh. Oh, God, thank God you're here. Did you get my message?

Rebecca: Honey, remind me to take my handcuffs with me when I leave.

Gwen: Your handcuffs? I don't even want to know.

Rebecca: Oh, and to answer your question, no, I did not get a message from you. Oh, are you sick?

Gwen: No, Mother, I just love looking like this. Of course I am sick.

Rebecca: I hope it's not catchy, you know, because I am just about to leave on a perfectly romantic getaway.

Gwen: What? Since when? Mother, I have the flu. You can't leave now, you need to help me with Jane. Ethan is so busy with work.

Rebecca: Oh, poo. You're going to change your mind when you find out whom I am going away with.

Gwen: I really doubt it.

Rebecca: J.T. I am getting him out of Harmony for good. Then Ethan will never know what we did, and Theresa will go to her grave pining away for him.

Theresa: I can't believe it was you... who had the other half to my coin.

Jared: Yeah, I'm surprised as you are.

Theresa: I wasn't even going to show up here, but Whitney convinced me that I couldn't pass up the chance to maybe meet the man that I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with. I'm glad I'm here. And it was you.

Whitney: That fortune teller was wrong. I don't have all the answers to my questions. I don't know what she's talking about.

Chad: Hey, baby, there you are. I've been looking all over for you.

Whitney: Well, I've been here. You know, you're the one who was lost, right?

Chad: Well, I'm sorry.  I'm here now and I've been thinking.

Whitney: Really? About what?

Chad: What else, baby, us. You know, seeing all this excitement for Fox and Kay, it made me realize, I don't want to wait anymore.  I want to get married right away.  What do you think?

Whitney: I think no.

Fancy: Is this for real? Did you just say what I think you did?

Luis: [Laughing] Yes, this is for real. I love you. I, Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald, love you, Miss Fancy Crane.

Fancy: Wow.

Luis: Let's get out of here.

Fancy: Where?

Luis: Somewhere we can be alone.

Fancy: What about Fox and Kay? This is their pre-wedding party.

Luis: Don't worry. I'm sure that they're going to have a great time. Besides, we've already said good luck to the lucky bride and groom to be. Ten to one, they won't even realize that we're gone. I want to make love to you.

Fancy: That makes two of us.

Luis: Yeah.

Simone: Oh, hey, Sheridan. How are you doing?

Sheridan: I'm good, Simone, how are you?

Simone: I'm good.

Sheridan: Actually, have you seen Kay?

Simone: You know, I was just looking for her myself. Is that a wedding gift?

Sheridan: No, this is for Tabitha. I found it in the attic at the mansion.  It's actually a little weird.

Simone: Well it sounds like it's going to the right place.

Sheridan: Yeah, that's true. I'm going to go see if I can find her.

Simone: Ok.

Simone: Sheridan, are you sure you're ok?

Tabitha: Oh, Hades help us, my little demonette. If Charity and Miguel get any closer together, it will be the end. And not just for us, for the dark side, as well.

Fox: Wow, and I thought we knew how to show affection for each other. I told you Miguel wasn't over his long-lost girlfriend.

Kay: Charity? She came back.

Fox: Oh yeah, and what timing. From the looks of things, they might be having one of their own if she sticks around. I know those two have had their problems in the past, but from the looks of things I don't see anything standing their way anymore.

Gwen: How are you going away with J.T.? Are you telling me he's still here?

Rebecca: No. Ok, well no, I mean, he's getting ready to leave, he is. He just has to tie up a few loose ends, but J.T. is on to this very lucrative deal that is going to make him millions, and he's going to share it with me.

Gwen: Mother, that's insane. J.T. is one of the laziest bums I have ever met. Are you trying to tell me he's like blackmailing someone, is that it?

Rebecca: Well, not someone, actually. I think it's quite a few people. And ok, if you do have to use that word, he does know a few dirty little secrets that people pay a whole lot of money so that he keeps them covered up.

Gwen: Ok, how did he find out about all these little secrets?

Rebecca: He's a tabloid editor, all right? He does have his sources. Besides, he's going to be a very rich man and that bodes very well for me.

Gwen: So he's just going to give you a portion of his illicit proceeds for nothing?

Rebecca: Honey, I hardly call what I do for J.T. nothing. Besides, he thinks I'm very fetching.

Gwen: So he's just going to be that generous with you just because you are sleeping with him? Oh, my God, Mother, you're in on the blackmailing thing with him.

Rebecca: Would you stop using that word? It's actually a fair trade exchange -- dirty little secrets for cold hard cash.

Gwen: Blackmail is a capital crime. I mean, you know that, right?

Rebecca: Only if you get caught, and he's not going to let that happen.

Gwen: Oh, God, who are your victims?

Rebecca: You know, I have absolutely no idea. Oh. Hola.

J.T.: Hey, Becky babe, it's me. Did you find that passport?

Rebecca: Well, I'm still looking for it. You know, I thought for sure I knew where it was.

J.T.: Well, you better find it. We don't have much time.

Rebecca: I'm going to find it as soon as I say good-bye to Gwen. You know, the poor thing has a terrible fever.

J.T.: Ok, well, hurry up and find the passport so we can ske-daddle. Gotta run.

Rebecca: See you soon.

Chad: You're still suspicious of me, aren't you?

Whitney: Should I be?

Chad: You think I've been cheating on you. I thought we were past this.

Whitney: Yeah, I thought we were, too. Look, there was -- there was this fortune teller that was here earlier and I just asked her a couple of --

Chad: Ok, stop. Don't tell me this has to do with some hired party entertainment reading a crystal ball.

Whitney: No, it was cards, ok? Tarot cards.

Chad: Ok, tell me what she saw in the cards.

Whitney: Chad, it's not like I asked her for a reading, ok. She grabbed my hands, though, and she seemed to know what she was talking about.

Chad: Whitney, just tell me what she told you. Did she say I was cheating on you?

Whitney: Ok, now why are you getting mad at me, ok? What, are you feeling guilty now that the fortune teller told me something that you want to hide? Is that what's going on?

 Jared: This doesn't change anything, Theresa.

Theresa: What do you mean? I mean, everything's just falling into place.

Jared: No, things are more out of place than they've ever been.

Luis: I want you so much.

Fancy: This is all happening so fast.

Luis: Is it too fast?

Fancy: No, no, no way. All I think about is making love to you.

Luis: Yeah?

Fancy: Finally.

Luis: Yeah, finally.

Fancy: Here, you drive.

Simone: What's wrong?

Sheridan: Nothing. I just had a flash out of the blue. I'm fine, really.

Simone: Ok, are you sure because you still look kind of shaky?

Sheridan: You know what, I think I'm gonna go to Tabitha's and sit down for a minute.

Simone: Ok, you want me to walk with you?

Sheridan: No, that's not necessary. Thank you.

Simone: I know I shouldn't pry, but does that flash that you just had have anything to do with Luis and Fancy?

Sheridan: Why would you think that?

Simone: 'Cause Paloma kind of mentioned they might be getting together and --

Sheridan: Why would that have any bearing on the way I feel right now?

Simone: I'm sorry, I just meant that --

Sheridan: I know what you meant, but Luis and I are history, ok.  Lots of people have relationships that come to an end and they go on living happy and productive lives.

Simone: Ok, I know. I'm sorry --

Sheridan: It's not your fault, ok? I just happened to have the same conversation with your mother that I'm going to have with you. I'm very happy with my husband and my son. I don't have any time to worry about Luis' love life, or my niece, for that matter.

Simone: Ok, like I said, I'm sorry I asked.

Sheridan: By the way, I gave Luis and Fancy my blessing. See you later.

Simone: Ok.

Sheridan: Ok.

Simone: Ok.

Simone: Wow, she practically bit my head off. But I can't let her foul mood spoil the rest of my night. Kay, where are you? This is supposed to be the happiest night of your life.

Fox: Wow, those two should get a room and we should go greet our guests.

Kay: Right, yeah, you're right.

Fox: But there was that thing that you wanted to tell me that was so urgent it couldn't wait.

Kay: Oh, that, yeah. It can wait.

Fox: You sure?

Kay: Yeah.

Fox: Ok, come on, let's go greet the guests.

Kay: You know, you go. I'll be there in a second.

Fox: All right, whatever you say. I love you.

Kay: What is he doing? I have to say something. He said he loved me.

Luis: Wow. Ok.

Fancy: Just -- yeah.

Luis: There.

Fancy: Under there.

Fancy: There, that's better.

Luis: Uh-huh.

Luis: Ok, all right, where to?

Fancy: Right here.

Luis: What? Here? I feel like a high school student after the football game.

Fancy: Yeah, me, too.

Fancy: Ok, this isn't getting the car started.

Luis: Yeah, but it's working wonders for me.

Tabitha: What is going on? Where are they? Why haven't we heard from our friends in the dark side? Oh, they know all right, Endora. They know that death is looming on the horizon. It is definitely coming for someone here in Harmony.

Tabitha: Actually, it looks as if more than one person is going to die. Oh, I thought I heard footsteps. No, no, it's nothing. Endora, we have to be extra vigilant that no one discovers we're witches right now, because, I tell you, it would be a disaster.

Sheridan: What are you looking at in there?

Tabitha: Oh.

Chad: I thought you trusted me.

Whitney: Yeah, I thought I did, too.

Chad: I wish you would. You know what? Maybe it's all this Jared and Theresa stuff that's got you doubting us. Well, don't. Whitney, I love you with all my heart and soul. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You still want that, don't you?

Whitney: I do, but --

Chad: But what?

Whitney: Ok, there's something else I need to ask you and it has nothing to do with what the fortune teller told me.

Chad: Are you going to tell me what it is?

Whitney: Rebecca told me that she saw you at that motel. You know, in a room and you were naked, waiting for someone.

Theresa: What are you talking about? We're meant to be together. The fortune teller said that we were.

Jared: Come on, Tess. I'm not gonna let some lame, faux gypsy tell me how to live the rest of my life. So we have halves of the same coin. What's the big deal?

Theresa: Ok, so my being here, being the one with the other half to your coin, that means nothing to you?

Jared: No, it means a lot to me, Tess. Every time I see you, it means something to me.

Theresa: Then --

Jared: Well, it just hasn't changed anything. We don't have a future together. We aren't meant to spend the rest of our lives together any more now than we were earlier today.

Sheridan: You were so intent on that bowl that you didn't even hear me come in. What's in there?

Tabitha: Nothing, dear. Nothing at all. Absolutely nothing.

Sheridan: What were you peering at in there?

Tabitha: Zap the pictures, pronto.

Sheridan: Excuse me?

Tabitha: Just muttering to myself, dear, forgive me.

Tabitha: See for yourself, dear.

Sheridan: Hmm, it's just water.

Tabitha: Yes, I was just giving Endora a little lesson in ripples.

Sheridan: Ripples?

Tabitha: Yes, you know, how water ripples when you move your hand through it. I was just telling Endora that one little touch sends ripples out in all directions. Just the way it is in life.

Sheridan: Well, I never thought of it that way.

Tabitha: Yes, well, you know how it is. Just one decision can affect so many for so many years.

Sheridan: You're right.

Tabitha: So, how are you then, Sheridan? Huh?

Sheridan: Me? I -- I'm fine. You know, Endora just gets prettier every day.

Tabitha: Oh, I am so proud of my little demonette.

Sheridan: What did you call her?

Tabitha: Oh, that's just a little nickname I have for her because her hair is so blonde. I call her my little lemon -- lemonette -- lemonette.

Sheridan: Oh, that's so cute.

Sheridan: She is absolutely darling.

Tabitha: We need that like a hole in the head.

Sheridan: Excuse me?

Tabitha: I'm sorry, dear. I'm thinking out loud again. I'm afraid it's something that comes with age.

Sheridan: I understand. Well, you're very lucky to have a daughter her age.

Tabitha: Yes. Well, all ages have their ups and downs.

Sheridan: Yes.

Tabitha: Would you like something to drink, dear?

Sheridan: Yes, if you don't mind.

Tabitha: Yeah, yeah.

Tabitha: There you are, dear.

Sheridan: Where did that come from?

Tabitha: Well, I, uh, I made up a batch before the party.

Sheridan: How did I not notice that before?

Tabitha: Something wrong with the drink, dear?

Sheridan: No. No, it's delicious. It's just -- I guess it's just been a long day.

Tabitha: Is that all?

Sheridan: Not really. Have you ever, you know, seen people that aren't there? I -- I mean, in your mind's eye? One minute you're thinking of something entirely different and then, poof!, all of the sudden they're there, like they're forcing themselves into your mind.

Tabitha: Well, no. I -- I can't say I've ever experienced anything quite like that.

Sheridan: I was afraid you would say that.

Tabitha: You know, maybe -- maybe there's something troubling you, and -- and you're trying to push it out of your mind. But the thought insists on coming.

Sheridan: No, no, that can't be, because my life is so good. I -- I -- it's perfect, even.

Tabitha: Is it, Sheridan?

Luis: Oh, God! Ah. Ah, cramp!

Fancy: Are you -- are you all right?

Luis: Yeah.

Fancy: Ok. Let me just -- let me put my leg over there.

Luis: Yeah.

Fancy: Oh, stick shift.

Luis: Stick shift. That's better.

Fancy: Much. Oh, my back.

Luis: You all right?

Fancy: Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Luis: I'm sorry.

Fancy: It's all right. It's all right, it's all right.

Luis: This is ridiculous!

Fancy: It is so loud!

Luis: Got it.

Luis: Come here.

Boy: Mommy? What are those people doing in that car?

Luis: Hey.

Fox: It worked like a charm, Father. Miguel went straight into Charity's arms. I don't even think he noticed that Kay was there watching. I wouldn't say I was proud. No. But it's like you said, you do what you have to do. Kay was dumping me for Miguel, and I couldn't hack that. Now our wedding is going to go off just as we planned... as long as Kay doesn't find out what I did, which she can't. Not ever.

Simone: If Kay finds out what, Fox?

Kay: I have to confront him.

Charity: Oh, Miguel. I didn't know how you'd feel when you saw me again. I never expected this.

Miguel: Why not? I'm so excited you're back. You know how I felt before you left. I love you, Charity. I've always loved you -- only you.

{Kay: What about Charity? You know, what if she came back? You left me once before to go be with her. I couldn't go through that again.

Miguel: You have my word. If Charity came back, it wouldn't make a difference. I'd stay with you.}

Kay: It was a lie. Everything you told me was a lie.

Boy: Ice cream?

Luis: Uh, no. Uh, thanks. We're good.

Fancy: Yeah, thanks anyway. Maybe your mommy would like it.

Boy: Ok.

Luis: Your mommy?

Fancy: What?

Luis: Thank God we weren't to the X-rated part yet.

Fancy: Well, let's get to it.

Luis: Yeah.

Luis: God, this is ridiculous!

Fancy: You shut it off -- right there!

Luis: I know. It's not working! Damn it! All I want to do is make love to you.

Fancy: Well, let's just ignore it.

Luis: Good idea.

Tabitha: Are you sure you are all right, dear?

Sheridan: Yes, I -- I'm fine. I just wish I had known my son at that age. But I hadn't met Chris or Marty yet.

Tabitha: You -- you mean James, don't you?

Sheridan: Right. Right, of course, I -- I mean James.

Tabitha: You said Marty.

Sheridan: You see, I'm just all discombobulated tonight.

Tabitha: Yes, well, of course. It's understandable that you should use the name of your biological son. I mean, it must have been so terrible losing him. You've been through such a lot, Sheridan.

Sheridan: Yes. A lot.

Sheridan: I bought that same ball for Marty.

Tabitha: Sheridan?

Sheridan: Yes?

Tabitha: Are you sure you're all right, dear?

Sheridan: I'm fine.

Rebecca: Honey, you know, you should stop fretting about me and worry about getting well.

Gwen: Mother, how am I supposed to get well when you are talking about conspiring to commit blackmail with that sleaze ball?

Rebecca: J.T.? Oh, honey, I like him and he's so smart. He knows just how to use all his tabloid information to his advantage.

Gwen: Blackmail by any other name is still blackmail.

Rebecca: Oh, and, honey, you should see where he keeps all these dirty little secrets, all this information. It's on this cute little computer thingy. I think they call it a thumb drive. You just stick it in the slot and then all the dirty little secrets come off on the screen. -- then -- If I could just get my hands on his thingy--I mean the computer thingy, then I wouldn't be so in the dark about who it is we're blackmailing.

Gwen: It's probably best you don't know everything. You know that saying, "curiosity killed the cat."

Rebecca: Phooey! I never worry about that kind of nonsense.

Chad: Rebecca told you what?

Whitney: The night Theresa and I came to meet J.T. at that motel, she said --

Chad: You saw Valerie in one of those rooms, Whitney. Not me. She saw you there, too. Ok, just tell me who it is.

Theresa: Jared, wait, please.

Jared: Tess, look, I'm sorry. You're an incredible woman and I thought you were the one.

Theresa: But I -- I am the one

Jared: Why? Because some fortune teller gave us halves to the same coin and some fairytale ending?

Theresa: The things that she said. I mean, they were true. She said that the man I was destined to spend the rest of my life with has always been there for me. That's you, Jared. You've never let me down.

Jared: Well, I'm sorry I can't say the same thing about you. Look, I don't want to hurt your feelings. Maybe some other time, some other place, this would've worked out. A man has to  have his pride.

Theresa: But Ethan is out of my life now.

Jared: I know he's out of your life. But he's not out of your heart, and he's not out of your soul. I'm just no good at playing second fiddle.

Jared: I want to be with you. But I can't do that to myself. So, I'm leaving Harmony, for good. And that's that.

Jared: I did love you, Tess. And I still do. Maybe I'm a fool for running away from the most incredible woman I have ever met in my life. But I can't be with you.

Theresa: Just kiss me one last time.

Chad: Come on, Whitney. There's no reason to get upset.

Whitney: Chad, why would Rebecca lie to me? She -- she has nothing to gain.

Chad: Because she's -- she's a nut case, Whitney. Who knows? Now look at me. Look at me. I swear to you on all that is real and good, on Miles himself, there is no other woman in my life.

Whitney: Ok, please don't swear on Miles' life.

Chad: I'm telling the truth, Whitney. You have to believe me. And you know what? The fact that you don't tells me you don't want to marry me. And that -- that kills me, Whitney.

Whitney: I'm sorry. I don't know what to think of this whole thing.

Chad: Where does that leave us?

Whitney: I don't know. I -- I -- just give me some time, ok? And I'll let you know what I decide, all right?

Chad: Whitney. Whit --

Gwen: Ethan, I promise you, I'll be fine. My mother's here. I'm not -- I'm not alone. I love you, too.

Rebecca: Well, sounds like you two are getting along.

Gwen: Yeah, we really are, thanks to J.T. not blowing my secret out of the water.

Rebecca: Uh, yeah, and excuse me, but I see I have to remind you of this, but thanks to me and my influence on J.T.

Gwen: Mother, I'm very well aware of your influence on J.T. and believe me, I thank you. If you're thinking of joining up with him, you know, you could go to jail.

Rebecca: Honey, I am not going to go to jail. All I'm doing is trying to recoup some of the money that we used as hush money. That's all. I mean, don't you want your mother to be a rich woman?

Gwen: Of course I do. I do not want you to go to jail.

Rebecca: Then don't be such a stick in the mud. And stop frowning. You're going to need Botox before your time.

Fox: I gotta run. I'll call you back.

Fox: Excuse me?

Simone: What can't Kay find out?

Fox: Do you always make it a habit of eavesdropping on people's phone conversations?

Simone: Only when they're talking about my friends.

Fox: Well, if you must know, Simone, I was making some last-minute arrangements for some surprises I've made for Kay on our honeymoon.

Simone: Oh. Oh, that's great.

Fox: And you can not know. So don't even ask. I want it to be a total surprise for Kay.

Simone: Oh, I'm sure it will be. Yeah, where is she, anyway?

Fox: You know, I don't -- I don't know. She's around here somewhere. I saw her a couple of minutes ago.

Simone: Ok, well then, I'll find her. See you later.

Fox: Ok, see you.

Fox: Whew. Another bullet dodged. Miguel may be breaking Kay's heart right now, but mine's coming out of this intact.

Kay: Simone, what am I going to do?

Simone: What's wrong?

Kay: He said he loved me -- told me that he loves me, but he doesn't.

Simone: What, Fox? Don't tell me he called off the wedding.

Kay: No, not Fox. Miguel. He doesn't love me. He loves Charity.

J.T.: Yes. I'll tell.

J.T.: Yeah.

J.T.: Oh, oh, well, what do you know? It's always so nice to hear from an old source. What else do you have for me? You have got to be kidding me. Well, that one's even more juicier than the last one. Well, who would've thought that such a modest little town would be full of people so incredibly immodest in their actions?

J.T.: Wait a minute. Sounds like there's someone at the door. Let me call you back.

J.T.: Oh, my God!

Tabitha: I do understand, you know. After all, we are both mothers. I can't imagine the horror of losing a child. And -- and then you lost that second baby you were carrying.

Sheridan: I'll never get over it, Tabitha. Not ever. Even though I know I'm so lucky to have James. So, you really were giving Endora lessons -- oh, my God!

Luis: What? Did you just giggle? What?

Fancy: I can't help it, Luis. After all this time dreaming about what it would be like with you. I mean, the bucket seats and the horn, the car alarm, the little boy. I mean, what else can happen?

Luis: You're right. It is funny.

Fancy: Well, maybe it's a test.

Luis: Well, if it's a test, I want it to be perfect. It's the first time we're together.

Fancy: It will be no matter where we are.

Luis: Not in your stupid car.

Fancy: No, really. It's fine.

Luis: No. Let's go to the Seaside Inn. They have fireplaces. We'll get some champagne.

Fancy: Ok. Ok, I'd like that.

Luis: All right.

Fancy: Oh! Wha -- what was that?

Luis: It was the stick shift. We can't switch gears! Oh, boy.

Fancy: What are we gonna do?

Luis: Go to the closest place we can walk. My house?

Fancy: Oh, but --

Luis: Everyone's here at the party. It should be empty.

Fancy: Ok. Ok, what are we waiting for?

On the Next Passions:

Sheridan: Luis doesn't have anything to do with my life. Not a damn thing!

Pilar: Promise me that you will never get involved with a Crane.

J.T.: Oh, my God, Rebecca!

Back to The TV MegaSite's Passions Site

Try today's short recap or detailed update!

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

Main Navigation within The TV MegaSite:

Home | Daytime Soaps | Primetime TV | Soap MegaLinks | Trading