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Sheridan: Oh, Luis.

Luis: This is where you belong.

Chris: What the hell is going on here?

Luis: Well, it's not what it looks like. 

Fancy: What does it look like?

Sheridan: Chris, --

Luis: Sheridan was upset, ok?

Chris: So you grabbed her?  What did you say to upset her?

Fancy: Um, maybe Aunt Sheridan was worried about the break-in and that you were out on the grounds.  You were shot the last time. 

Sheridan: Yes, of course.

Chris: Is that it?

Sheridan: Mm-hmm.  Yes.  No, no that wasn't it.  You're my husband and you found me in the arms of another man.  You deserve to know what's really going on.  This is too important for me to lie about.  I still have very deep feelings for Luis. 

Tabitha: This romantic ballroom that you've conjured up so that Miguel has a romantic setting to pledge his troth to Kay is very well done, Endora.  I must say.  I'm afraid your plan just might backfire. 

Tabitha: Yes. Well, Cinderella wasn't in love with two fellas at once.

Tabitha: Yes. Well, actually, I'm glad that you've decided to wreak your revenge on Fox for taking away your chocolate bars. Because it goes to prove that you aren't completely lost to icky, icky goodness, at least not yet. But have you thought what this might do to your auntie Kay? She's been through so much. And now, when she's finally decided that Fox is her man, you do this. You know, it might confuse this poor little mortal even more.

Kay: Miguel, no. We can't. even if this is only a dream, I'm about to marry Fox.

Miguel: I don't know if this is a dream, Kay, but it doesn't matter... because I love you. I love you when I'm dreaming, I love you when I'm awake, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Kay: Miguel, don't. Don't.

Miguel: If you marry Fox, you won't be living in a dream, Kay. It'll be a nightmare. So marry me. Let's live happily ever after.

Jessica: Stop it!

Noah: Come here!

Sam: Break it up. Break it up. Break it up. I can't leave you alone for a second?

Noah: Did you hear what he was saying about Jessica? You should have heard that.

Sam: Course I have.

Noah: Well, what are we gonna do about it? We're just not gonna sit here and let him hurt her anymore. I mean, look at this! Come here, look at this. He's gonna --

Jessica: Stop it.

Sam: Your brother meant well, and you know it.

Spike: Hey, maybe she had a little accident. Huh?

Sam: Well, there's nothing we can do to stop Spike without Jessica's cooperation. He's her husband. If she wants to stay with him, well, there's nothing we can do about it. Jessica, I got that number of the doctor in Boston. If you want, I can call, make an appointment, get you all the psychological help you need.

Jessica: No.

Ivy: Jessica, listen to your father. This doctor could help you with your problems. He could help with the self-mutilation --

Spike: Hey, lady, my wife ain't seeing no shrink. You understand?

Noah: She will be going to every single one of those appointments if I have to drive her there myself!

Spike: Oh, I wouldn't count on it. You see, you can't drive to Boston if you're in jail.

Noah: What?

Spike: What? I'm pressing charges. Hey, I want Noah arrested for assault and battery.

Theresa: Can it really be?

Gwen: Huh. Oh, God, it's over. My life is over.

Theresa: It is J.T. And Rebecca? Oh, they're having sex.

Ethan: Do you see anything out there?

Jared: The people we heard making love -- are they out there?

Ethan: They gotta be crazy if they are.

Jared: Theresa, can you see anything?

Ethan: Well? Come on. What did you see?

Tabitha: Oh, Endora, look. They're kissing.

Tabitha: Now, don't go overboard, Endora. Just because they're in a clinch in your magical ballroom doesn't mean that they will be together forever. Please, will you undo the spell? And bring Kay back? Bring Kay and Miguel back to reality, please?

Kay: Miguel, stop, ok? I can't betray Fox this way.

Miguel: Yet you keep finding yourself with me.

Kay: Wait a second. I don't know how to dance this well. Neither do you. I must be dreaming, or you are.

Miguel: What difference does it make? We're together. We'll always be together.

Kay: But Fox.

Miguel: You know you love me, Kay. I know you do. Remember when you got that electric shock? You thought you and I were a couple. That is your subconscious telling you the truth.

Kay: Oh, you don't know that.

Miguel: I know you love me. When we were kissing in the closet, you can't tell me that didn't affect you.

Kay: Ok. Yes. It did. But it doesn't matter because I've made up my mind. Is that confetti?

Miguel: Isn't it beautiful?

Kay: Look. I've gotta get out of here. I've gotta get back to Fox.

Miguel: Kay, Kay, I love you!

Noah: You want me arrested? Are you out of your mind?

Spike: Just the opposite. You see, I know you Bennetts, always insisting on doing the right thing. Especially you, Chief.

Sam: The right thing to do to you is crush you like a cockroach.

Spike: Whoa, whoa. That's a bad attitude for the chief of police. Wouldn't you say? Now, listen to me. Your son, Noah, attacked me out of left field without -- without -- uh, honey, what -- provocation. That's right. Now, Chief, that's illegal, isn't it?

Sam: I don't know, is it?

Spike: "I don't know, is it?" Yeah, I think it is. Now, I want you to arrest the bum.

Noah: You know, all those drugs you're doing must have fried your brain.

Spike: Dad. I'm a citizen. I know my rights. I want that punk arrested.

Sam: Did your husband do anything to physically provoke Noah?

Simone: He's still breathing, isn't he?

Sam: Yeah. Well, unfortunately, that doesn't count. Did Spike attack Noah first? Jessica, did he touch him? Did he bump up against him?

Jessica: No. Spike didn't touch Noah. Noah hit him first.

Paloma: Jessica. No si es loca. Don't help Spike send your brother to jail.

Sam: Cadet, you're an officer in training, and I want the truth. Did Spike physically provoke Noah?

Paloma: Well, you would have --

Sam: Cadet, I want a yes or a no.

Paloma: No. Spike didn't touch Noah.

Sam: Damn it, Noah.

Spike: Here comes the good part.

Sam: God, Noah, you leave me no choice.

Noah: Come on.

Sam: Witnesses attest that you've committed assault and battery without provocation. Therefore -- therefore, I have to arrest you.

Noah: Not again.

Sam: Cadet, do your duty.

Rebecca: Oh, J.T., the jig is up. Theresa's gonna tell Ethan that I'm out here on the ledge with you.

J.T.: Well, anybody on the street could tell him the same thing.

Rebecca: Would you stop that? This is serious. My Gwennie could lose her husband.

Ethan: Theresa, what's so funny? Who's out on that ledge? Did you see someone?

Jared: Come on, Theresa. What's the big secret?

Theresa: Wait.

Ethan: Wait for what?

Theresa's voice: No, I can't tell Ethan about J.T. and Rebecca. I can't let Ethan see J.T. or let him even talk to him. Yes, I'd get Ethan back after he learns that Gwen betrayed him, but J.T. could also tell Ethan he's Little Ethan's biological father. Little Ethan would lose his inheritance, or worse. What if Ethan forgives Gwen and decides to take Little Ethan away from me? Oh, my God. What do I do?

Ethan: Theresa, what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Jared: Is there someone on the ledge or not?

Gwen's Voice: Come on, Theresa. Get it over with. What are you waiting for?

Miguel: Kay, Kay, what happened to the lights? Where are you? Are you hurt, Kay?

Kay: No, I'm fine. Just leave me alone.

Miguel: Ok, just stay where you are. I'll come to you.

Kay: Oh, God. I've gotta get out of here.

Kay: Oh. Oh, my God. A voodoo teddy bear?

Tabitha: Oh, Endora, you're the only one I know practicing voodoo around here. You didn't create a magical ballroom at all, did you? You zapped Kay and Miguel right into your head. Oh, no, no, Endora. It's too dangerous. You can't have outsiders rummaging around in a dark-sider's mind. I mean, think of the secrets they could unearth. Just please -- just get them out of your head. Get them back here.

Tabitha: Reverse the spell. Endora, reverse the spell.

Kay: That's it. I'm under one of Endora's spells. Why does she want me to be with Miguel? She wants me to be with Fox.

Miguel: Hey.

Miguel: Kay, stop running away from me, ok? I love you.

Kay: I can't be with you, Miguel.

Miguel: Yes, you can. You aren't married to Fox yet, Kay. If I'm the man in your heart, it wouldn't be fair to Fox to marry him.

Kay: But I love him.

Miguel: So why are you so afraid to be with me? Follow your heart, Kay. Marry me. If Fox is the man in your heart, then what are you so afraid of? Am I too much of a temptation?

Chris: Sheridan, no. What are you saying? Do you want to be with Luis after all?

Sheridan: Excuse us. I would like to talk to my husband.

Luis: Sure thing. Just remember what I said.

Sheridan: Of course. You never let me forget.

Luis: Well, then, we'll be out in the living room.

Chris: It sounded so natural when you referred to me as your husband.

Sheridan: It feels natural.

Chris: And yet you -- you insist on declaring your deep feelings for Luis.

Chris: You know, Sheridan, I wanted nothing but happiness for you. But I have my pride. And I hope that -- I pray that you can still find this happiness with me.

Sheridan: Chris --

Chris: No. Let me finish, please. You say that you love me, that you love James, but are you even sure that you want to stay with me instead of Luis?

Tabitha: Kay, Kay, are you in there? I'm trying to convince Endora to let you out, so hang in there. Can you hear me, Kay?

Kay: I'm here. I'm right here.

Miguel: Who are you talking to, Kay? I don't hear anyone.

Tabitha: Have patience, dear. Oh, and keep an eye out for Mrs. Johnson's nasty little Chihuahua. It disappeared a week ago, and I'll bet I know where it is.

Kay: Ok, ok. I will. Just get me out of here.

Miguel: Kay, Kay, talk to me, ok? No more running around. You love me. You want to be with me.

Kay: Ok. I admit you are a temptation, ok, but there are temptations in every marriage. That's why you have to resist them. You have to commit to your partner.

Miguel: Well, I don't buy it, Kay. Because if it's true love, there is no temptation. People are only tempted when they don't follow their hearts. Look at Ethan. He's married to Gwen, but everyone knows Theresa has his heart. Or Sheridan? She married Chris but keeps finding herself in Luis' arms. If that's the life you want, Kay, go ahead. Marry Fox. Because you won't be able to stop thinking about me.

Kay: Oh, it will not be like that.

Miguel: The hell it won't. I'm the man you love.

Kay: Well, you know what? You're crazy, ok, because I'm gonna marry Fox.

Miguel: No, you're not. No, you're not.

Paloma: You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Anything you do, say, may be used against --

Noah: Spike, this isn't over.

Spike: Am I missing something? Damn! Looks over to me, buddy.

Simone: Jessica, stop this. It's up to you.

Spike: Back off. I don't want you talking to my wife anymore. You understand?

Simone: Jess, please.

Jessica: But he is my husband.

Simone: What are you doing to yourself? Ok, look. If you come to your senses, we're all here to help you, you know, no matter what. Everybody will do everything we have to, to get you away from this -- this creep.

Spike: Oh, not cool. Don't you have a lezzie's anonymous meeting to get to or something? Gonna be late.

Simone: I'm going down to the station to meet Paloma. You think about what I said. You know you deserve better than this.

Spike: Well, here we are -- one big, happy family.

Sam: You may think that you've won this round, but just wait. Once I figure out how you manage to keep my little girl wrapped around your finger, she's gonna come back to me, and you're gonna be history.

Spike: You know what? That ain't gonna happen there, Chiefy, because you ain't gonna be seeing Jessie no more, no how, no way.

Sam: What are you talking about?

Spike: What am I talking about? We're moving out.

Jessica: No!

Spike: Honey, now, you know the deal. A good wife obeys her husband.

Ivy: Oh, that's ridiculous!

Sam: Jessica, honey, don't go.

Spike: Now, the thing is, see, I gotta get my wife away from you people. Y'all are trying to poison her mind against me. And you know what? I ain't gonna have it. We're leaving this house forever.

Luis: I hate to see Sheridan hurting like that.

Fancy: Yeah. It must have been horrible for her to see us making love on TV like that.

Luis: Oh, Fancy, come on. We did not make love, ok?

Fancy: I know. I know. You know what I mean -- that her relationship with you is barely over.

Luis: Well, you should have seen her face. She was very upset.

Fancy: I'm sorry, Luis. You know, that's what I love about you.

Luis: Hmm.

Fancy: Any other man in the world would be bitter and angry that a woman chose another man, but not you.

Luis: You have no idea.

Fancy: Maybe not. But you heard Aunt Sheridan. It's time for the truth. I don't know what they're saying in there, but I think you already know you lost her.

Luis: That's all right. I just want Sheridan to be happy. even if it's not with me.

Chris: Are you sure you can put this past relationship of yours with Luis behind you and embrace our marriage?

Rebecca: Is this watch waterproof or what? I mean, what is taking Theresa so long? I hate to be kept waiting, especially in the rain.

J.T.: You look so enchanting.

Rebecca: Oh, please. I look like a drowned rat, and so do you. What is Theresa doing in there?

Ethan: Theresa, what's going on? Did you see anyone out on the ledge or not?

Theresa's voice: I've gotta tell Ethan. He'll leave Gwen, and I'll finally have the man of my dreams. Or will I?

Jared: Theresa, you all right?

Theresa: Yeah. Of course.

Gwen's voice: She has a nuclear bomb. Why doesn't she drop it on me?

Theresa: You know, what is with everyone here? Did I just see somebody on the -- there's nobody out there. Nobody at all.

Kay: What am I doing?

Miguel: Don't lie to yourself, Kay. I can feel your love for me with every kiss, with every breath you take.

Kay: Stop.

Miguel: Look into my eyes. Can't you see we belong together?

Tabitha: Your palette of romantic clichés is a bit limited, Endora. But good job, all the same. A-plus.

Kay: How did we get back here?

Miguel: Our love transported us. You love me, Kay. I'm the man you want to be with. Forever and ever. Happily ever after.

Noah: Oh, God, I wish I could have killed that guy when I had a chance.

Paloma: Don't say that in front of witnesses. I learned that much from class.

Noah: Well, I've never been arrested by a prettier cop.

Paloma: How many cops have arrested you?

Noah: I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one.

Noah: So, how's your training going?

Paloma: I love it. For the first time, I feel I'm doing something positive with my life.

Noah: Good. That's good. I think you're gonna be a terrific cop. Look, I don't know you that well, but, I don't know, you have something, you know. You have a quality, a fire in your eye. I think you'll be great.

Paloma: You think so?

Noah: Yeah.

Paloma: Hey, um, that shirt is soaking wet from the rain. Why don't you give it to me and I can dry it. I'm sure I can find another shirt for you.

Noah: Hmm. All right.

Noah: Thanks.

Paloma: Thank you -- for what you're trying to do for Jessica.

Noah: Any guy would have done it, right?

Paloma: No, I don't think so. I admire you for wanting to protect your sister. You remind me of Luis the way you look out for your family.

Noah: You know, I don't get it though. You're Jessica's friend, right? So tell me. After all the bad things that Spike has done, right, why does Jessica keep on defending him? Just doesn't make any sense.

Jessica: Why do we have to go? This is my home.

Spike: No, no, no, no. Was your home. Honey, little girls grow up, and they move away. Honey, I can't let your family poison your mind anymore.

Sam: Jessica, honey, don't go, ok? I want you here.

Spike: Yeah, what? So you can spy on everything she does?

Sam: So I can protect her.

Spike: Well, forget about it, Chief, ok? 'Cause we're out of here. Let's get our stuff and go.

Jessica: Daddy --

Sam: Jessica, honey, don't go.

Jessica: But he's my husband.

Sam: Listen, Jessica. I can't stop you, ok, but you can choose the right path. Sweetheart, it's your life. You can do whatever you want.

Spike: Well, she did choose, and she's going with me. Toodles.

Sam: Damn! Damn!

Ivy: Sam, I'm so sorry.

Sam: How did this happen again, Ivy? How did I lose my little girl?

Sheridan: I should apologize to you for putting you in this position. You've been so good to me. I know I can trust you.

Chris: Look, if this is an intro into you letting me down easy, then let's just skip to the punch line.

Sheridan: No. It's nothing like that.

Chris: Sheridan, I love you, and I can try and say this in a thousand more interesting ways, but those three little words -- they say it all. All I ever wanted for you was happiness, but in return, I need your honesty. And when you're ready, I need to know whether it's me or Luis.

Sheridan: Chris --

Chris: Look. Just -- I want you to think about it and give me your final answer because I can't bear to have this conversation again.

Chris: Sheridan, is something wrong?

Sheridan: I don't need any time to figure out the answer to your question. There's one right answer. The answer I gave you before. I choose you, and I choose James.

Chris: Are you sure?

Sheridan: Absolutely. And yes, it will take some time for my feelings for Luis to fade. But I made my choice, and I'm happy about it, thrilled about it.

Chris: Sheridan, I love you so much. Come on. Let's go and join the others.

Fancy: Is everything ok with you two?

Sheridan: Absolutely. everything's fine.

Fancy: I still feel so bad. You never should have seen that tape.

Sheridan: Please, Fancy. We don't need to rehash it. I shouldn't have acted the way I did. I was wrong. I'll do a better job of hiding my emotions next time.

Rebecca: What is taking Theresa so long? I mean, she's waited for this moment forever. Oh, any moment now, my world could explode.

J.T.: Then why not make use of what little time we have left?

Rebecca: You think?

J.T.: I think.

Rebecca: Well, you have a point. I mean, even a condemned man gets a last meal, and you are looking mighty tasty.

Jared: All right. What's with all the drama? If you didn't see anyone out there, why didn't you say so?

Ethan: Are you sure that there's no one out on that ledge?

Theresa: I'm totally sure nobody's out on the ledge.

Gwen's voice: Why didn't Theresa tell Ethan she saw my mother and J.T. out on the ledge? It's the moment she's been waiting for-for years.

Ethan: Well, I'm sure I heard something.

Theresa: Ethan, I mean, come on. Stop it, really. Be serious for a second. What, like, Spiderman's out there crawling around?

Ethan: I don't know, Theresa. Then where are those noises coming from?

Jared: Someone was making love, fortissimo.

Theresa: Ok. I'm thinking that it's coming through the ventilation system. Right?

Jared: Theresa, are you all right? You look kind of tense.

Theresa: Don't be ridiculous.

Jared: See, you don't snap at me normally like that.

Ethan: Theresa, you look like someone just gave you terrible news.

Theresa: Ethan, I am tired, ok? I'm just really tired. That's all.

Ethan: Hello. You're kidding me. Thank you very much.

Gwen: Who was that?

Ethan: Oh, that was the front desk, apologizing. Apparently there have been reports of a couple out on the ledge near this room having sex. Yeah. They're sending people out there to take care of them.

Ethan: So, the question is, you looked right outside that window and said that there was nobody there. But that would have been impossible, right? So why didn't you tell me -- tell us -- that you saw people out on that ledge?

Gwen's voice: That's what I want to know.

Paloma: Here we go. I hope you like your coffee black.

Noah: Thanks. Hey, Simone.

Simone: Hey.

Noah: How'd everything go at the house after I left?

Simone: Well, you didn't miss much. I mean, I tried to talk to Jessica again. She wouldn't listen. So I finally gave up and just left to come here.

Noah: There's gotta be something we can do.

Simone: What is with you, Paloma?

Paloma: What do you mean?

Noah: What are you two whispering about?

Paloma: Hey, you're the prisoner, remember? I'll ask the questions around here.

Noah: Sorry, officer. I, uh, promise I won't escape.

Simone: Are you flirting with Noah Bennett?

Paloma: Maybe a little.

Simone: Paloma.

Paloma: What? I like him. He's so strong and so caring, and he has a body of a matador and...

Simone: Noah? Bennett? He is way too old for you.

Paloma: I don't know why you say that. I think he's exactly the right age.

Spike: Well, we're out of here. Oh, and thanks for the quilt. You know, it is freezing out there.

Spike: Go on. Hit me. Hit me. You know, you're such a goody-goody, you'd have to arrest yourself, wouldn't you?

Ivy: I'm not a goody-goody.

Spike: Quiet down.

Sam: Ivy, Ivy, stop.

Sam: Jessica, look at me. Sweetheart, you know this is wrong. I mean, you have to know.

Jessica: Daddy --

Sam: Just say the word, and you can stay here. Ok, you can leave this bum. Sweetheart, this is no kind of life for you. You're not well, ok? You need help.

Jessica: I...

Jessica: I'm sorry, Daddy. I made vows. In sickness and in health, for better or for worse.

Ivy: Jessica, those vows never mentioned the absolute worst, and this scum is...

Spike: Lady, lady, shut up. Let's go. Let's go.

Jessica: Sorry.

Sam: Jessica!

Jessica: Wait, wait, wait. Where are we going? How will we live? We have no money.

Spike: Honey, I hate to tell you this, but you know the answer to that, sweetie. You're gonna have to work the streets again. Those guys -- they can't keep their hands off you.

Jessica: No, no!

Spike: Shh, keep your voice down.

Sam: Jessica, what did he say to you?

Jessica: Nothing, Daddy.

Spike: Oh, man.

Ivy: Sam, stop her!

Sam: What can I do, Ivy? I can't force her to leave the bastard.

Sam: Oh, God. Where did I fail Jessica? How did I lose my daughter?

Miguel: Think, Kay. We belong together. We know each other so well. We have a daughter together.

Kay: We can't, Miguel.

Miguel: Of course we can. Just admit it. Admit you love me.

Kay: Ok. Yes, I love you. I've always loved you.

Fancy: We should go. We'll let you and Chris get back to bed.

Sheridan: Thank you.

Luis: For what?

Sheridan: For coming so quickly when there was a break-in at the estate.

Luis: Well, I'll always keep an eye on you, Sheridan.

Chris: Well, thanks again. And safe home.

Sheridan: Well, I -- I guess this is good-bye.

Luis: Well, if that's how you want it.

Sheridan: I do. Good-bye.

Chris: Good night.

Fancy: Good night, Aunt Sheridan.

Luis: Good-bye.

Sheridan: Good-bye.

Rebecca: Oh, J.T., you haven't forgotten a thing I taught you.

J.T.: Well, I learned from the best, darling. Hey, remember when we played sweaty cattleman and cattle rustler?

Rebecca: Oh, you bet I do. And if you're a good boy, I might just brand you.

J.T.: Ha ha!

Rebecca: Yippee ki ay!

J.T.: Woo!

Rebecca: Yee-ha!

Ethan: You looked right out that window, Theresa. You had to have seen the couple that was on the ledge.

Theresa: A couple?

Ethan: Come on.  Why are you playing dumb with me? Why did you tell us that you didn't see anybody?

Gwen: Yeah, I'd -- I'd like to know that, too.

Theresa: I bet you would, Gwen.

Jared: Look, it's dark out, and the power's off. If someone was out there...

J.T.: Cowboy! Ha ha!

Ethan: What was that? A pigeon in heat? There's someone out there, and I'm gonna go check it out, Theresa.

On the Next Passions:

Ethan: And if that's not J.T. with you, what are you running for?

Rebecca: Good point.

Julian: So you're really nothing but a gold-digging whore.

Kay: I'm gonna marry Fox.

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