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Passions Transcript Monday 10/9/06--Canada; Tuesday 10/10/06--USA

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Tabitha: Oh, Kay. What has Endora done with you? Oh, I hope to Hades this spell isn't permanent.

Fox: Well, Tabitha, I can't find anything wrong with the stove.

Miguel: Neither can I. It seems to be working fine. I wonder where that smoke came from earlier.

Fox: Yeah, we found these little pieces, like a pot.  Looked like it exploded in there.

Tabitha: What? Oh, yes, yes, a pot exploded for no apparent reason. As I said, I think the burners get too hot.

Miguel: Well, not anymore. I think it's working fine.

Tabitha: Oh, well, thank you, thank you, Miguel, and you, Fox. You're good boys for fixing it.

Fox: Well, we really didn't do anything. I mean, it was working fine.

Tabitha: Yeah, well, I'm grateful nevertheless. Now, have either of you two seen Kay?

Miguel: Kay?

Fox: That's the second time you've mentioned somebody named Kay.

Miguel: I don't know any Kay.

Fox: Sorry, neither do I.

Tabitha: Oh, dear.

Fox: Ok, well, we'd better get going and finish the fence, because I don't want to be late for our dates tonight.

Miguel: Hey, I don't either. We'll have that gate up for you in no time.

Tabitha: You two have dates tonight?

Fox: Absolutely.

Miguel: Oh, yeah.

Fox: Bye, Tabitha.

Tabitha: Oh, Endora. What have you done?

{Kay: God, you know, I wish I'd never been born. Everyone I care about would be better off if I never came into the world.

Tabitha: Don't you say that, Kay. Never say that.

Tabitha: Endora. Endora, you naughty, naughty girl! }

Tabitha: Looks like you got your wish, Kay. And you know something? I'm going to miss you.

Sheridan: Chris? Are you in there? I finally got James to --

Chris: You like?

Sheridan: Oh, Chris, wow. It's wonderful. It's amazing. What's the occasion?

Chris: Well, today's kind of a big day, isn't it? You officially adopted James.

Sheridan: Yes, I did. I'm finally his mother.

Chris: Mm-hmm.

Sheridan: You don't know how happy that makes me.

Chris: Well, I think I do. I also know it's the kind of excitement that will keep you up at night, so I thought I'd, you know, help you relax a little.

Sheridan: Oh. Chris, you are so wonderful.

Fancy: How are we going to get out of this? We can't have sex. Not here, not like this.

Luis: We're not, ok? But we're going to -- we're going to make Lester think that we are so that he doesn't kill us both.

Fancy: Oh, God.

Luis: If he finds out that I'm working undercover, we're both dead, and it's all your damn fault.

Fancy: -- I was just trying to help.

Luis: So you had to come over as a stripper, even though you're not even a real cop yet.

Lester: Ok, game's over. I know what you're up to.

Luis: What? I don't know what you're talking about.

Lester: I knew you were both up to something. Now that I see you in that cop outfit, I know exactly what you're up to.

Theresa: Yep, Jared told me to meet him here.

Theresa: Wow. What's going on?

Jared: We are going to dance.

Theresa: We're going to dance?

Jared: Yeah. I love dancing with you, Tess, holding you close, looking in your eyes. I realized that we don't dance enough. So I rented out this room so that you and I could dance a little.

Theresa: So all this just to dance?

Jared: Yeah. Just you and me, holding each other, moving to the music, being in love.

Ethan: All right, Rebecca, if you're not going to tell me who you were talking to, I'm going to find out for myself.

Gwen: Oh, please tell me you erased the pictures of J.T.

Rebecca: Well, I told you I -- I think I did.

Gwen: Mother, that's not good enough. If Ethan sees even one picture of J.T., He's going to know that you've been lying about not knowing him, which means he'll know that I've been lying, too.

J.T.: Yes. Ooh. Rebecca! Come on. Why don't you text me back, girl? "I miss you. We haven't talked since Rome."

Ethan: Wow, look at this. Apparently whoever you've been talking to has sent you another message.

Rebecca: Oh, no.

Gwen: Oh, my God. It's over. It's really over.

Tabitha: Come on, you little mischief-maker, tell me what you've done with Kay. Oh, come on, sweet pea, please don't be stubborn. You know, you can't take these mortals so literally. everyone says something they don't mean sometimes. You can't punish them all the time. Oh, please, Endora, bring Kay back. Pretty please?

Tabitha: Oh, thank Hades! Oh, I'm so glad you're back.

Kay: Wait, whoa, what happened?

Tabitha: Well, apparently you got your wish, dear.

Kay: My what? My wish?

Tabitha: Don't you remember? You said you wished you'd never been born.

Kay: Oh, yeah, well, I do. All I do is bring pain to the people I love.

Tabitha: Oh, shh, be careful what you say, Kay. We don't want Endora casting any more spells.

Fox: Hey, Tabitha, you mind if we get something to drink?

Miguel: Yeah, we're both pretty thirsty.

Kay: Whoa, whoa! What was that? Oh, my God! Tabitha, did you see that?! What -- what's happening?!

Tabitha: Oh, yes, I did. They walked right through you, as though you weren't even there.

Kay: Why, why, why? What's happening?

Tabitha: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, this is worse than I thought -- much worse.

Lester: Oh, yeah, I'm on to you, slick.

Luis: I don't know what you're talking about.

Lester: I'm talking about you and this little gal here, that's what I'm talking about. I knew it the minute she walked in here. You got a thing for this girl. What'd you do? You paid Gary just so he'd disappear and you could get it on with her?

Luis: Ah. Hey, hey, hey, you got me, Lester, huh?

Lester: Damn straight, damn straight. What'd it cost you, a thousand bucks?

Luis: Uh, it -- it was more like 2,000.

Lester: Whoo! 2,000 bucks for a roll in the hay? Dang. Girl, you hear that? That kind of money, you'd better be good.

Luis: Hey, hey, I ain't worried.

Lester: Ok, I'll get the camera ready.

Fancy: Did you really pay that guy Gary off?

Luis: Yeah, well, I had to. I couldn't let Gary blow my cover.

Fancy: Thank you, Luis. I know you've saved my life here and I really appreciate it.

Luis: Well, don't thank me, because we're not out of this mess yet, ok?

Lester: All right, here's the script. Ok, you're going to call the cops because you had a burglar, right? You're going to come to the rescue.

Luis: Well, that's it? That's the story?

Lester: That's all we need. Now look it, when I say "action," you start stripping and then you get to it. Ok, action!

Jared: You see how well we move together?

Theresa: It's like we've done it forever.

Jared: I love you, Tess. I hope you can see us dancing like this forever.


Rebecca: Ethan, give me my phone. It's none of your business who I'm talking to.

Ethan: No, no, no. Not so fast. Rebecca: Just give me my phone!

Ethan: After I read the message, ok? "I miss you. We haven't talked since Rome." Rome? Wasn't J.T. Cornell in Rome?

Rebecca: Yeah, along with about a million other people.

Ethan: Has J.T. Cornell been sending you messages or what?

Tabitha: So, how's the fence going, boys?

Fox: It's coming along. But we might have to come back tomorrow and finish it up because -- it's getting kind of late.

Fox: Yeah, and we don't want to keep our dates waiting, so --

Kay: Dates? What are you talking about?

Fox: Well, thanks for the drink, Tabitha.

Miguel: Hey, we can work for about another half-hour or so and then we've got to go.

Tabitha: That's fine.

Tabitha: Don't you see what's happening here? Don't you understand?

Fox: Man, Tabitha just gets weirder and weirder.

Miguel: Tell me about it.

Fox: Hey, did you ever see that film "Harvey"? It's about the guy who talks to the invisible rabbit. You think she's talking to a rabbit?

Miguel: I don't know. Let's shut up and find out.

Tabitha: They can't see you, Kay.

Kay: What?

Tabitha: Fox and Miguel can't see you. Endora heard your wish and she granted it. It's as though you've never been born.

Kay: I've never been born?! You mean like in that movie "It's a Wonderful Life"? I'm Jimmy Stewart?!

Tabitha: Exactly.

Kay: No! Oh, no, this can't be happening. Tell Endora to fix it.

Tabitha: This could be a wonderful opportunity for you. I mean, you could actually find out what the world would be like if you'd never been born.

Lester: Come on, come on! Enough with the damn foreplay. Let's get to the action. This is a porno.

Luis: Oh, yeah! Babe. Mmm, God.

Fancy: I love you, Luis.

Luis: I love you, too. I need you. I can't live without you.

Fancy: Oh, Luis.

Jared: I hope I'm not moving too fast for you. I don't want to scare you by telling you I love you too quickly.

Theresa: I'm not afraid.

Jared: Well, I hope you believe me when I say that I have never felt this way about another woman. It's just -- it's so powerful. I don't know if I could spend the rest of my life without you.

Ethan: I love you. I've always loved you. And I don't want to spend the rest of my life without you.

Theresa: Oh, Ethan.

Theresa's voice: No. I can't think about Ethan. It's wrong.

Jared: Tess? You all right?

Theresa: Yeah. everything's fine. I'm glad I'm here with you. And I'm glad you're in love with me.

Jared: Are you?

Theresa: Yeah. Because you're the man that I want to be with.

Ethan: Is J.T. the one that's been sending you messages?

Rebecca: Look, I told you, I do not know this J.T. person.

Ethan: Gwen, don't you think it's quite a coincidence that J.T. was in Rome --

Gwen: Ethan --

Ethan: And now someone is texting your mother about Rome?

Gwen: Honey, I don't know, I'm sure my mother knows plenty of people in Rome.

Rebecca: Yeah, she's right, I do.

Ethan: You do? Why don't you name them for me?

Rebecca: Name them?

Ethan: Yeah, name them. You say that you know people in Rome. Give me their names.

Rebecca: What, you mean just like off -- off the top of my head?

Tabitha: You don't look happy, Kay.

Kay: Tabitha! Uh, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get used to the idea that I've never been born.

Tabitha: Bad idea. I think we should get Endora to reverse the spell.

Kay: Wait. You said that I've been given a chance to see what people's lives would be like if I'd never been born, right?

Tabitha: Yes, yes, but I've changed my mind. I don't think you want to know.

Kay: Yes, I do, yes, I do. I want you to ask them questions about how -- how their lives are now.

Tabitha: All right, but don't blame me if you don't like the answers. So, you two boys have got dates tonight, huh?

Miguel: Yes, ma'am.

Fox: Well, more than dates. I mean, we're kind of in serious relationships, I guess.

Tabitha: Serious relationships?

Miguel: Very serious. I mean, I don't know about Fox, but I think I've found the girl I want to marry.

Fox: Yeah, I kind of feel the same way, too, actually. You know, the truth is these girls kind of stole our hearts, I mean, right, Miguel?

Miguel: Definitely. I mean, they're going to make us the happiest men in the world.

Kay: I was right to have wished I'd never been born. They're both happier without me.

Chris: I adore you, Sheridan.

Sheridan: You're so good to me, Chris. I love you, too. Why don't you join me?

Chris: Want some company?

Sheridan: Hmm, I need someone to scrub my back, don't I?

Chris: Ok, well, invitation accepted.

Sheridan: Come on in. The water's great.

Chris: Whoa!

Luis: Sam should be here any minute now.

Fancy: Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. Is he going to raid the place?

Luis: Any minute now.

Lester: Hey, big shot, what's going on? You keep looking over at that doorway. You got company coming?

Luis: No.

Lester: Well, then look at her. Give her something to yell about. And you, girlie, come on, let's hear it.

Fancy: Oh, yeah.

Jared: I'm sorry. I can't stop saying it. I love you. I love you, Tess.

Theresa: I love you, too, Jared.

Jared: Well, I know how much you like lobster.

Jared: Of course, living here, I'm sure you had it every night, didn't you?

Theresa: No. I mean, we couldn't afford it. But, well, it is one of Harmony's exports, so, yeah, I mean, I love it. This looks amazing.

Jared: Well, you look amazing.

Jared: I want to make you smile like that for the rest of your life.

Theresa: Well, how could I not smile? You're, like, the most romantic man I've ever met.

Jared: Well, I'm going to give you endless romance, because you make me endlessly happy.

Ethan: Well? How about some names, please?

Rebecca: All right. Giuseppe, Luigi, Vito, Carlo, Dominic. There, you want some more?

Ethan: Can I have some last names, please?

Rebecca: I never knew their last names, all right? See, now you embarrass me in front of my daughter. Are you happy?

Ethan: Rebecca. I'm not happy at all because first you tell me that you're just sending and receiving messages? Now you expect me to believe that this is just some friend of yours that you knew in Rome?

Rebecca: So what? Give me my phone!

Ethan: And why are you so desperate to keep me from reading your messages, huh?

Rebecca: Maybe because you're my son-in-law and I thought it was inappropriate.

Ethan: Yea right. I have a way of finding out who was sending you these messages, Rebecca.

Gwen: Ethan, what are you doing?

Ethan: My firm has access to a GPS system... and they track cell phones. And I'm going to find out exactly who sent these messages, Rebecca, and if it was J.T., God help you.

Kay: Tabitha, find out more. Why are they acting like they're joined at the hip?

Tabitha: Uh, I'm curious about your friendship, you two. You come from two different worlds, I mean, and yet you seem so close.

Miguel: You mean because my mother was Fox's housekeeper at the mansion?

Tabitha: Yes, yes, how did you become such good friends?

Fox: Really, Tabitha? I mean, I'm surprised you don't know this story. We've been best buddies since we were little kids.

Miguel: Yeah, we met playing baseball. My team was down a guy and I saw Fox and I just motioned him over, and we've been buddies since.

Fox: Yeah, I was back from boarding school, walking with my nanny, and I see this kid motioning towards me, so I run out to see what's it about and my nanny tried to stop me, but there was Miguel asking me to be on the team. We've been buddies ever since.

Kay: I remember that day. I offered to be the ninth guy on the team so I could be close to Miguel. But without me there, Fox got involved in Miguel's life instead of me. Everything seems so much better for them now. I've only caused pain for the people I love.

Lester: Oh, man. They're hot tonight, ain't they? We're going to clean up with this one.

Sam: Freeze! This is a raid. You're all under arrest.

Sam: What the hell is going on here?

Jared: Some more wine? Maybe a little Stilton there?

Theresa: Oh, gosh, no, I can't. I am so full, I can't even breathe.

Jared: We can always dance it off, you know... or not. We could, uh, make love instead.

Theresa: Hmm. Wow, well, I did hear that's one of the best ways to burn calories.

Jared: Hmm. I really can't think of a better way, can you?

Theresa: Uh-uh. I have a surprise for you.

Jared: A surprise?

Theresa: Mm-hmm.

Jared: What kind of surprise?

Theresa: Just stay right here and I will be right back.

Jared: Well, can I tell you how wonderful you are?

Theresa: I'm listening.

Jared: You know, I came to Harmony on a whim, not knowing a soul, and I didn't even intend on staying.

Theresa: Yeah, yeah, lucky for you I dumped hot tea all over you.

Jared: Well, you laugh. It was one of the luckiest things that ever happened to me.

Theresa: Actually, Jared, I'm the lucky one, because I've never met a man who's made me feel so special. No one has ever loved me the way that you've loved me.

Jared: Well, then there are far more idiots in Harmony than I thought.

Theresa: Are you ready?

Jared: I'm ready.

Jared: Wow. You take my breath away. You look so beautiful. Where did you get that?

Theresa: I, uh -- I bought it on the way over here. Do you like it?

Jared: Wow. It's incredible.

Theresa: I picked it up just for you.

Ethan: Hi, this is Ethan Winthrop. I need to track a cell phone please. Yeah, the number is 555-1717, and I don't have an area code. Thank you, I'll hold.

Gwen: My God, he's going to find out J.T.'s right here in Harmony. Why in the world did that fool come here?

Rebecca: I don't know, maybe he came to see me. But, look, I erased the pictures of J.T., so there's no way he can find out where J.T. is.

Gwen: Yes, there is. Mother, with the technology today, anyone can be found anywhere.

Ethan: Great. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Well, they were able to track the whereabouts of the last caller on your phone, and I know exactly where that message came from.

Lester: Damn. Should've listened to myself. I knew you two were up to something.

Sam: Shut up, dirt bag. You mind telling me what this little party was all about?

Luis: Yeah. Our backup at the FBI got ratted out.

Fancy: Well, somebody had to help Luis, Chief Bennett.

Sam: You came here to help? On whose authorization?

Fancy: Nobody's. I'm sorry, Chief.

Sam: I'll deal with you in a minute. Get him out of here. I'll question this one myself. And you're next.

Lester: I'm innocent. Talk to my lawyer.

Sam: Well, you got anything else that we could use against this sleaze?

Luis: Yes, sir, as a matter of fact, I do. We ought to check the ages of all the girls in the back room. He uses them in all his internet porn, not to mention he uses them all in all his internet porn chatrooms. And we should check to see if he's stolen the credit card numbers from his unsuspecting customers.

Sam: Ok, anything else?

Luis: Yeah. He doesn't have proper licensing for the DVDs. And, well, obviously this film studio here is illegal. And I've also got a hunch that he's distributing drugs through the DVDs.

Sam: Good work.

Luis: Mm-hmm.

Sam: Listen up. Take this camera and the tape, put it into evidence and round up all the women in the back room.

Fancy: Luis, how did you know about all those things? I mean, I saw the same things you saw here.

Luis: Experience, Fancy. Experience.

Sam: Experience that you don't have. Now, I can't believe that you came here and put Luis and his mission in jeopardy.

Fancy: But everything's alright now, right?

Luis: Because you got lucky. Very lucky.

Sam: Luis is right. I ought to throw you out of the training program right now.

J.T.: All gone. Damn.

J.T.: Oh, it's sad. Becky's going to need some champagne, man. Oh, yeah. A little help here.

J.T.: Oh, the hell with those guys. Guys getting rich taking my money, bringing me drinks. I'll get them myself, man.

J.T.: Ugh.

Jared: I love you, Tess. I love you.

Ethan: I love you. I love you so much. Don't you ever leave me. Because I'm not going to want to live without you.

Theresa: I've waited my whole life for you.

Ethan: You're everything I've ever wanted.

Theresa's voice: I have got to stop thinking about Ethan. It is over. He's not in my life. I have Jared now and he loves me. I can't think about Ethan. I can't.

Gwen: So you, uh -- you know where the call came from?

Ethan: Mm-hmm.

Rebecca: Yeah, so are you going to tell us?

Ethan: Yeah. It came from a tower on top of a hotel right outside of Harmony.

Gwen: Hmm. Right here.

Rebecca: What is so strange about that? I have a lot of friends here in Harmony.

Ethan: Yeah, but how many of them were recently in Rome? I'm going to give you one more chance to tell me the truth, right now. Was it J.T. that was sending you those messages or not?

Rebecca: Look, stop calling me a liar. I already said no.

Ethan: So you still insist that you don't know J.T. and that you never sent him or his tabloid any information about my paternity, is that right?

Tabitha: So you've been friends since that fateful day, huh?

Miguel: Yeah, even kept in touch when he went off to boarding school

Fox: Yeah, but we still played ball every summer,

Miguel: Fox got me that athletic scholarship to college.

Fox: I did not get you anything. All I did was make sure the coach watched him play.  He got the scholarship all on his own.

Kay: Miguel went away to college?  That means he never met Charity.

Tabitha's voice: That's right. Perhaps this wasn't such a bad idea after all, Endora.

Miguel: Whatever. Anyway, because of Fox, I was the first person in my family to graduate college, and now I got a great job at Crane.

Fox: Great job? Vice president, no less, man.

Tabitha: Vice president at Crane? With such good jobs, why the hell are they still living here?

Kay: Tabitha, look how wonderful their lives are without me.

Tabitha: Yes, well, I think we've heard enough. I'm going to send them on their way.

Miguel: Well, uh, we'd better get working on that gate.

Fox: Yeah, we'd better get going if we're going to have enough time to go home and change, so --

Tabitha: Go home? Well, aren't you going to go upstairs to change?

Miguel: Why would we change upstairs?

Fox: Tabitha, we both have places at the new penthouse downtown.

Kay: My gosh. Miguel's life is right out of "GQ."

Fox: Hey, beautiful. What a nice surprise.

Woman: Fox, I thought that was your Ferrari outside.

Second Woman: And yours is parked right next to Fox's, right, Miguel?

Fox: So you tracked us down, did you?

Miguel: You complaining, Fox?

Fox: Absolutely not. But listen, if you girls want to come with us and wait at the penthouse, have some drinks while we get changed?

Woman: Sounds good.

Second Woman: Perfect.

Fox: Fantastic.

Kay: I was right. They're both better off without me in their lives.

Sheridan: That feels so good. I was just remembering something from my childhood.

Chris: From what you told me, I hope it's not a bad memory.

Sheridan: No, this is one of the few good ones. When I was a little girl, Pilar used to give me bubble baths. She knew it would always help me relax and it might keep me from having nightmares. I could always sleep after a nice, hot bubble bath with Pilar soothing me.

Chris: Well, I love Pilar for being there for you. Your housekeeper taking such good care of you? You poor little rich girl.

Sheridan: No, I wasn't feeling sorry for myself. Everybody has something to overcome from their childhood. What about you, Chris?

Chris: What about me?

Sheridan: I mean, didn't your mother or father do anything to help you sleep?

Chris: Hmm, I don't know. Can't remember, really.

Sheridan: You don't? That's funny. I mean, most people would remember.

Chris: Does it matter?

Sheridan: What's wrong, Chris? I mean, how come you never want to talk about your childhood? Are you hiding something from me?

Fancy: Chief, please don't kick me out of the program. I'm sorry.

Sam: You're sorry? You came here with no authorization, no training, and on top of that, you came here and you didn't tell anyone? You could've gotten yourself killed, and Luis.

Fancy: I know. I'm sorry.

Sam: You're not even a cop yet. What makes you think you have what it takes to go undercover?

Fancy: I just didn't think.

Sam: No, you didn't.

Fancy: Well, I was worried about Luis. He didn't have any backup.

Sam: We'll finish this later.

Fancy: Ok, yes, sir. Ah!

Luis: Fancy!

Lester: Shut up! Here's the deal -- I walk out of here alive, or this girlie dies.

Ethan: Well, Rebecca?

Rebecca: Look, I already told you, I do not know J.T. Cornell and I did not expose your paternity.

Ethan: Ok. Ok. Then I'll be back.

Gwen: Where are you going?

Ethan: If J.T. is in that hotel, I'm going to find him and I'm going to find the truth once and for all.

Gwen: Ethan, would you stop? Seriously, this is insane. My mother told you she doesn't know him.

Ethan: I know. I just don't believe her.

Gwen: Oh, my God, this is -- I mean, this is a nightmare. If Ethan finds J.T., he's going to find out I've been lying to him all along and I'm going to lose him to Theresa forever.

Rebecca: Honey, look, it could be worse.

Gwen: Oh, yeah? The only thing that would be worse would if be if Theresa found J.T. first. She'd make sure he told Ethan the truth.

Jared: My God.

Theresa: That was amazing.

Jared: Well, dancing's not the only thing we do well together.

Jared: What was that?

Theresa: Guess we should find out.

J.T.: Yuck. What happened? Where's the champagne?

On the Next Passions:

Tabitha: All you really have to do is marry the man you truly love.

Whitney: Tell me where you were and who you were with.

Gwen: Ethan's going to be here any second!

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