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Passions Transcript Monday 9/4/06--Canada; Tuesday 9/5/06--USA

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Tabitha: There must be something in Dr. Faustus to help keep the symptoms of the witch's virus at bay.  I can't leave to seek medical attention until the mermaid's curse is lifted.

Siren:  Not dead yet, I see.

Tabitha: Ha, I'll be dancing on the beach when you've turned into sea foam.

Siren: You might as well go to the witch doctor or whatever it is you do to get well. There's no way you and Kay are going to break the mermaid's curse.

Tabitha: I wouldn't bet on that.

Siren: Well, you'd better do something before the humans figure out what's going on.  You can't wear that beekeepers suit forever. And your voice sounds completely different. Actually, that part's a bit of an improvement. Your real voice really grates my nerves.

Tabitha: Many thanks, dear. Ah, this virus is most worrisome. Thank badness for small mercies, at least the floating hasn't become permanent. Oh.

Siren: I'd say you spoke too soon.

Tabitha: Oh, no. Please look at my face. Tell me if it's gotten any worse.

Siren: How could it?

Tabitha: Oh, very funny.

Siren: Why would I help you when you're helping Kay try to destroy me.

Tabitha: All dark-siders should stick together, right? Come on.

Siren: All right.

Siren: Oh, it's much worse. You are absolutely repulsive.

Tabitha: Tell me something I don't know.

Kay: Miguel, yes. Yes.

Miguel: I love you. I need you.

Fox: No. Kay, no.

Sheridan: I don't know why Chris had to run errands at this hour. I thought we were going to bed.

Sheridan: Oh, Luis. I do want you to be happy. We both have to move on. Why can't I let you go?

Fancy: I have a question to ask you, mister.

Luis: Yeah, about what?

Fancy: Those kisses.

Luis: Oh, no complaints, I trust.

Fancy: No, be serious. Were you -- were you kissing me because you wanted to kiss me or were you kissing me to make Aunt Sheridan jealous?

Gwen: Hey.

Ethan: Hi.

Gwen: Honey, where have you been? I've been waiting for you in our room.

Ethan: Oh, God, when -- when the power went out, I -- I got lost.

Gwen: This was supposed to be a romantic evening.

Theresa: Help me! Somebody!

Ethan: That sounded like Theresa. Come on!

Gwen: What is Theresa doing now to get Ethan's attention?

Theresa: No, leave me alone!

Ethan: Hey! Hey! What the hell are you doing, man?

Gwen: Ethan, what --

Theresa: Oh, my God.

Miguel: Kay, I need you.

Kay: Yes.

Miguel: Yes.

Kay: Yes.

Kay's voice: No, where is Fox he has to see me with Miguel. He has to be jealous enough to kill, or the third part of the spell is not going to work.

{Julian You just remember, if you don't want to lose Kay, don't worry about being so nice. You take a page out of Alistair's book, if you have to. You be sly, use your brain. No matter what happens, don't show your anger. Don't go off half-cocked. }

Kay's voice: Fox, come in. You have to see me with Miguel.

Miguel: Please, Kay. Now.

Kay: Oh, Miguel. Oh, God, yes.

Luis: What are you talking about?

Fancy: Oh, Luis, come on.

Luis:  I was just kissing you, remember? Last time I checked, you were there, too.

Fancy: You know what I mean. I want a man to kiss me because he wants me. I'm not a substitute for any other woman, so tell me straight. Were you kissing me because you're trying to get over Aunt Sheridan?

Luis: Wow, I -- I don't even know where this is coming from. Frankly, I shouldn't even have been kissing you at all. It's against the rules for me to date a cadet.

Fancy: Didn't take you long to break that rule tonight.

Luis: Well, I fell for your setup. And I'm not complaining, ok? Hey, I like you. All right? I like you a lot.

Fancy: He likes me.

Luis: Do you give every guy you kiss the third degree like this?

Fancy: Just listen to me, Luis.

Fancy: Um, I have already been burned once by a guy on the rebound. And once I cut through Noah's lies, I realized he still had feelings for Maya when he got involved with me. I won't go through that again. I think, with any luck, the two of us could have a future together, but I don't want to get involved with you if you're still in love with Aunt Sheridan. I don't like being used.  So please, answer my question. Was that kiss for me or was it your way to get over Aunt Sheridan?

Theresa: What the hell is wrong with you?

Ethan: He attacked you, all right? I heard you screaming for help. I was glad to give you the help.

Theresa: Jared, are -- are you alright?

Ethan: Excuse me, why are you worried about him when he just attacked you in the dark?

Theresa: Please. Geez.

Jared: You hit me, man. Who the hell do you think you are?

Theresa: Did you just, um, you didn't just attack me, right?

Jared: No, of course not.

Ethan: That -- that is complete bull. I saw you, man. I mean, when the lights went up, you were right there standing on top of her.

Jared: Why don't you try and get your story straight, man? Obviously I heard her screaming, too. I ran down as fast as I could, but it was dark. Someone brushed by me. Then you hit me.

Theresa: Uh-huh. Well, Ethan, you hit him right here and he's hurt right there, so -- what -- what happened? Why are you hurt on both sides of your face?

Jared: I don't know. I -- I in the corridor. Someone must have hit me with something. I can't remember. Next thing I knew, I was on the ground and then -- ah.

Theresa: Let -- let me -- let me look at it, please.

Jared: I don't know how much time went by. I must have been out for a while. You must have been really worried about me.

Gwen: So you were, uh, you were worried about Jared, were you?

Theresa: Of course I was worried about Jared.

Gwen: Ok, I was waiting for you for a really long time in our room. Where were you? Ethan, please tell me you weren't with Theresa.

Fox: Father, what are you doing here again?

Julian: Well, I'm, uh, walking off my anger, I suppose.

Fox: You, too?

Julian: Yes, I arranged a romantic dinner for Eve tonight. Seems she doesn't care. She spent the entire time on her cell phone with T.C.'s nurse.  It's ridiculous for a Crane man to be treated by a woman like that. I should have put an end to this T.C. nonsense long ago.  It seems our ancestors had it right.  Their women did what they were told.

Fox: Yes, that would have been easier, wouldn't it?

Julian: What's your story?

Fox: What do you think? Miguel. I just walked in -- I saw him making love to Kay.

Julian: Wait, now you didn't --

Fox: No, I didn't. I took your advice. I held back my anger. I didn't confront him. Now I feel worse. I'm going to go up there and kill Miguel.

Julian: Wait.

Fox: Dad, no! There's one thing that will cure what ails me, and that is Miguel's blood.

Kay: Miguel. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Miguel: What?

Kay: We can't.

Miguel: Kay, why? Kay - I want you.

Kay: It's not right.

Miguel: You're worried about Fox coming back?

Kay's voice: No, I'm worried because he hasn't come back.

Miguel: Kay, I love you. Ok, I don't know how many ways I can say it. And I know you want me, too.

Kay: We're -- we're kidding ourselves here, ok?

Miguel: No. Ok, maybe we're not at the right place, at the right time, but what I just felt, Kay -- what I just felt, it takes two. Kay, I know you want me, and I want you, too. Let's make a family.

Kay: No. No, Miguel, ok? I'm with Fox. I love him, and whatever happened tonight -- it was a mistake.

Miguel: No, you love me and you can't stop now.

Kay: No, no, I can't. It's wrong.

Siren: Think you can cure yourself?

Tabitha: No, I have to go away for the cure.  I just need to find a way to buy some time.

Siren: Buy some time? For what? As if I didn't know.

Kay: Do you know where Fox went? He was --

Siren: Fox was supposed to come in and find you and Miguel in the throes of passion, so the third part of your silly spell would work. Ha, fat chance, land girl.

Tabitha: For your information, I sent Fox upstairs a few minutes ago.

Kay: What?

Tabitha: He didn't see the two of you doing, um, what's it?

Kay: No!

Tabitha: I have other things on my mind right now. I'm ill, Kay.

Siren: How did you manage to send Fox upstairs? Why didn't Endora stop you?

Tabitha: Endora's asleep, you fickle flounder.

Kay: Where is he? Was it you? What did you do to him?

Siren: Nothing, I was doing my nails. I knew you couldn't get that silly spell to work.

Kay: Oh, Tabitha, what if she's right? Things are really bad now. Miguel thinks I want him.

Siren: Oh, so you got Miguel all hot and bothered and then left him alone? We have a name for girls like that in the ocean, too. Looks like I'll have to help Miguel out in his hour of need.

Kay: Oh, really? The hell you will.

Siren: Think you can stop a mermaid?

Kay: Now, why do they call you mermaids? You're nothing but a mer-slut.

Siren: Oh!

Gwen: Where have you been this whole time? Were you with Theresa?

Ethan: Gwen.

Theresa: That's ridiculous, Gwen. Look, of course I was worried about Jared. Why do you think I was roaming around the -- the hotel corridors? I don't know where Ethan's been.

Ethan: Look, I got lost in the dark.

Gwen: You got lost in the dark?

Ethan: I know, it sounds really stupid, doesn't it?

Theresa: Really, what we need to find out is who attacked Jared.

Jared: There could be some lunatic loose in the hotel who has it in for you.

Theresa: Yeah, but then why would they attack you?

Jared: Well, maybe because they knew that I was with you and they figured if they hurt me, they'd hurt you.

Gwen: Well, I can think of a lot of people who'd love to hurt Theresa.

Ethan: Gwen.

Jared: No, no, she's right. Theresa's target numero uno for the Crane family. There's a lot of people who have it in for her.

Stuart: Like me? I despise all Cranes. And I'd like to destroy each and every one of them. Especially you, Theresa Crane.


Fox: Let me go, father. I want to kill Miguel.

Julian: Stop it. Listen to me. You have to act more like your grandfather if you want to be with Kay, you must stay calm and think clearly. Rage simply clouds your mind. Once you cool down, this rage becomes cold anger. There's a lot of power in that. Do you understand me?

Fox: I think so. I can tell you one thing. Miguel will never be with Kay ever again. No matter what I have to do.

Kay: Leave Miguel alone.

Siren: What, leave a hot guy alone when he's ready for action? That's not my style.

Tabitha: Uh, Kay, dear. Um, I need a little help.

Kay: Not now, Tabitha. I have some problems of my own here. If this lousy mer-slut makes love to Miguel, he'll be under her lousy curse, too.

Tabitha: Now, Kay, I need help!

Kay: What now, Tabitha -- oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Tabitha: It's the virus. It's getting worse. I can't stop the floating at all. I could float away for good.

Kay: No, Tabitha. You're pulling me up, too.

Siren: You two gas bags can float off to the moon, for all I care. Miguel's waiting for me. Have a nice flight.

Kay: No, we have to stop her!

Tabitha: Hold on tight, Kay. You're the only thing keeping me from floating into outer space.

Kay: Oh!

Luis: Look, Fancy, it's a little early to be talking about relationships, don't you think?

Fancy: I won't be a cadet forever, Luis. When I graduate from the training program, I --

Luis: If you graduate from the training program.

Fancy: I will, Luis. And then the rules won't matter anymore. I'll be available for you, but will you be available for me?

Luis: Fancy, we're not even officially dating yet.

Fancy: But Aunt Sheridan says it's all over for you two. She's married to Chris. She's moved on. Have you? Just listen to me. Let's get one thing straight. I am not a stand-in for my aunt or any other woman. I will know the man I want to end up with because he will love me. He'll only want to be with me. I won't be the girl some guy settles for.

Luis: Are you kidding me? You are the girl that every guy dreams about.

Fancy: I am not interested in every guy. So just remember that the day I graduate the training program.

Luis: If.

Luis: All right, I'm going to go take a walk. Clear my head.

Fancy: You do that.

Luis: All right.

Fancy: Am I a fool? Will Luis ever get over Aunt Sheridan?

Sheridan: My head is filled with memories I don't want. It's time to get rid of them.

Sheridan: I'm moving on, Luis. I have to.

Jared: You're the bastard that attacked Theresa.

Theresa: Wait!

Ethan: Hey, knock it off!

Stuart: Hey, I know nothing about anyone attacking Mrs. Crane, but more power to whoever is doing it.

Theresa: Who is this guy?

Jared: Stuart Allen.  I was reading up on his file. It's not a pretty story. I've been meaning to talk to you about the situation.

Stuart: The situation. I'll tell you about the situation. Your family and your company I'll make you and every last Crane pay, whatever the cost.

Tabitha: What are you doing?

Kay: I'm looking for rope.

Tabitha: There's rope down there.

Kay: Oh, that's it. Well done.

Kay: Thank God.

Tabitha: Ah, hang on. Hang on.

Kay: Stay there.

Tabitha: That's good. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Kay: Oh, Tabitha.

Tabitha: Good. Now the other arm.

Kay: I'm getting there.

Tabitha: Good. Hang on. Hang on tight.

Kay: Oh! Stay down.

Tabitha: Oh, well done, Kay.

Kay: There, are you happy now?

Tabitha: Yes.

Kay: I've got to stop that mermaid from seducing Miguel.

Tabitha: No, Kay. It's not heavy enough.

Kay: Oh, what am I supposed to do?

Tabitha: I don't know. Help me, before the Air Force sees a UFO over New England and decides to shoot it down.

Siren: You ready, Miguel? Ok, all you listeners, it's time for the oldies but goodies. Here's the number one hit from Atlantis.

Miguel: That song. What an amazing song.

Siren: Hold that thought, lover. Siren's coming.

Siren: Ooh, it's like swimming near Iceland. No matter, we'll steam up the bathroom soon.

Julian: I'm telling you, whatever you do about Miguel, you must plan properly. You must execute the plan methodically.

Fox: Don't worry about that. I won't make the same mistake with Miguel. I kept giving him the benefit of the doubt. Never again. I'll take a page from Alistair's book and make sure he never has a chance to be with Kay again.

Julian: I know what it feels like to find the woman you love in the arms of another man. It's excruciating.

Fox: When Kay got amnesia from that electrical shock and she had sex with Miguel, I was angry, but I could understand. Not this time. I wanted to kill. I felt this -- this rage. More than that, I -- I felt jealous.

Julian: What on earth?

Kay: What was that?

Tabitha: You did it, girl! You cast the spell to break the mermaid's curse. The first time it's been successful in history!

Kay: How? How? Fox didn't see me kissing Miguel. What? What's going on?

Fancy: Oh, Luis, will you ever be mine?

Luis: Well, wouldn't you know it? Wound up at Sheridan's without even thinking about it. It's like all roads lead to Sheridan.

Luis: Sheridan, what's wrong?

Luis: Oh, no, Sher -- Sheridan, what are you doing?

Sheridan: This is the right thing to do. Saving it all just means I'll be reminded of everything that we had and everything we lost.

Sheridan: Good-bye forever, Luis.

Sheridan: Not this. Luis made this card himself. He gave it to me the night he asked me to marry him. I told him it was the most beautiful card I had ever received.

Luis: No. Sheridan, no. Not that card, not the one I made. You can't burn that.

Julian: Well, did you hear that?

Fox: Yes, bizarre.

Julian: Bizarre? The word "jealous" went bounding around this yard like a damn gazelle.

Fox: Maybe it's some strange acoustic thing. You know, weird things happen at this house.

Julian: You can say that again. Maybe it's Eve calling.

Julian It's the Crane office in Malaysia. I have to take this.

Julian: Well, good luck with Kay. You remember that you are a Crane. You are a true Crane. We make our own future in this world. You take what you want and defend it against all comers. To the death, if you have to.

Fox: You betrayed me, Miguel. I offer you friendship and you stab me in the back. You just wait. You'll get yours.

Kay: Ok, you're anchored now. Ok, now I need to see if the spell worked, so turn on your magic bowl. I want to see what Miguel and Siren are doing.

Tabitha: If it worked, nothing will be going on.

Kay: Oh, no.

Tabitha: What?

Kay: It didn't work. They're kissing. They're both naked. I guess that ding didn't take out the zing upstairs.

Tabitha: It might take time.

Kay: I don't have a lot of time. At this rate, Miguel's going to be the proud papa to a bunch of guppies.

Miguel: What do you think you're doing? Why are your clothes -- why are you in my shower?

Siren: What are you talking about?

Miguel: Get out. What -- what are you doing in here? What's -- what's wrong with you?

Miguel: What is that? You sound like Fluffy coughing up a hairball.

Siren: What? No.

Miguel: Out, now.

Siren: Great Neptune. My siren song didn't work on Miguel. Could it be? The spell? After all these centuries. It's worked.

Kay: Oh, my God. Tabitha, did you see? The spell worked. Miguel didn't want to have anything to do with that nasty mermaid even though she was singing! Everything's perfect!

Tabitha: If you say so, dear.

Theresa: If you have a problem with Crane Industries, I will be more than happy to discuss it with you.

Stuart Hmm, After I was canned, I wrote letters, e-mails, I even sent telegrams until Western Union stopped delivering them.

Theresa: He worked for Crane?

Stuart: Hmm, no response as usual. That's the way Crane likes to deal with their problems. They ignore them.

Theresa: Well, that's not the way I do business. So if you'll wait --

Stuart: No more delays, lady. I'm taking you to court. And you know what? With what I got on you and your evil little empire, I'm going to bury Crane. I'm taking the whole company down. You hear of a little company called Enron? Well that's just going to be a little hiccup compared to Crane going down.

Theresa: I don't like threats, Mr. Allen. You're not going to hurt my company. My legal department is first rate. So I'll give you fair warning before I turn the dogs loose on you. Now whatever your problem is, we can discuss it and settle it. Otherwise, be prepared for absolute destruction.

Stuart: Talk about threats. Look, lady, I have an attorney that knows Crane inside and out. When we go to court, your nasty little secrets are going to come tumbling out and I'll own Crane.

Ethan: Look, I don't think this is the time or the place for this.

Theresa: No, I think you should let him speak. Please, Mr. Allen, who's this attorney that you're talking about? Who have you hire who is prepared to knife me in the back?

Siren: Damn you, you, you -- human. You broke my curse.

Kay: Isn't it fabulous? Go on, hit me. Just try it. I cast a spell that no one in history has ever been able to perform. Hmm. What can I do to you next?

Siren: Don't rush me. What happened to you? You look like Martha Stewart's garage sale.

Tabitha: Never mind.

Kay: Just go back to the ocean, Siren, ok? There's nothing for you here. Miguel is safe now, and Fox is free from your stupid curse.

Siren: Not for long.

Kay: Why don't you take a hike?

Siren: I'm going for a swim. I'd better work off some of this anger.

Kay: Hmm, human versus mermaid, and the human won. Don't let the door hit you on the fin on the way out.

Tabitha: I don't know what you find so amusing.

Kay: I beat her, Tabitha. I beat her at her own game. But how did it happen, exactly? I mean, how did the spell work if Fox didn't see me with Miguel? How -- how did he get jealous?

Tabitha: Foolish girl, he must have seen you.

Kay: No, he would have said something.

Tabitha: Don't be so sure.

Kay: What?

Tabitha: Kay, what did that spell say?

Kay: That Fox had to be jealous enough to kill.

Tabitha: And?

Kay: Oh, no.

Tabitha: It would appear Fox did see you and then left without saying a word. In my experience only white-hot anger and jealousy can produce a reaction like that. I would venture to say that when Fox does come back from wherever he is, he'll have murder on his mind.

Miguel: What the hell just happened in here?

Fox: Thank you, Miguel, for giving me the shock of my life. Now it's time to return the favor.

{Luis: What are you thinking?

Fancy: I'm thinking, I want one of those.}

Fancy: I can't do this. I can't do this, Luis. I can't get involved with a man who's still in love with another woman. But one day, you'll realize Aunt Sheridan doesn't love you anymore. And when that day comes, I will be here for you. Ready and waiting.

Luis: No, Sheridan, come on. Don't burn that, not that.

Sheridan: This Sheridan -- this Luis -- they don't exist anymore. They had such a love for each other, but that's over now. I'm married to Chris. Good-bye, my love.

Luis: Oh, my God. Oh, God, I can't even watch this. She means it. It's really over between us.

Sheridan: I can't.

Sheridan: Not this. Never this.

Sheridan: Oh, what's wrong with me? Won't I ever be able to get Luis out of my heart?

Stuart: Why ruin a good surprise?

Theresa: No, you should tell me. Who's this marvelous attorney who's turning traitor? So which one of them would take your case and betray me like this?

Stuart: A good one. Actually, he used to work for Crane, like me. But not anymore.

Theresa: The name, Mr. Allen. It would amuse me to know which whiny little toad you've hired to help bring me down.

Theresa: I'm waiting. Or is it just some more of your hot air? Don't tell me, Mr. Allen, that there is no mystery attorney.

Ethan: No, there is, Theresa.

Ethan: I'm his lawyer, and I took the case.

On the Next Passions:

Luis: Forget about being a cop. Go out with me.

Theresa: If you destroy my company, you will destroy me.

Fox: This'll teach you to mess around with my fiancée.

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