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Theresa: Jared, we need to talk.
Jared: We need to talk? I don't think so.
Theresa: I'd like to talk to you.
Chad: We'll go. We'll give you guys some time.
Jared: No, no, it's alright, guys, stick around. What do you want, Theresa?
Theresa You didn't call me Tess.
Jared: What do you want?
Theresa I wanted to say that you have every right to be angry with me. I should have told you up front who I was.
Jared: Yeah, you should have.
Theresa I was just enjoying being with someone who didn't know I was Alistair Crane's widow -- you know, the CEO of a powerful company.
Jared: Is that it?
Theresa And it was really nice being with someone who liked being with me for me, and not because they thought that they had to be nice to me because they wanted something from me. You had formed a terrible opinion of Mrs. Crane.
Jared: All I knew about you is what I read in the tabloids. They said you were a gold digger, so --
Theresa: I know, but they're wrong.
Jared: All right, if they're so wrong, then why didn't you just walk away from the money?
Theresa Well, why would I do that? I mean, I've got every opportunity to make up for all the evil that Alistair Crane has done. And I intend to use his money to do good.
Jared: I think I believe you.
Theresa: I hope so. I'd like you to give me another chance. Will you?
Ethan: I thought you said that you weren't interested in whether Jared and Theresa start dating.
Gwen: Honey, I'm not. You know, it would -- listen, it would just definitely make things a lot easier for us if Theresa would find someone other than you to obsess over. Seeing her with Jared is really encouraging.
Miguel: Have you guys seen Siren? She said we're supposed to be working one of these booths.
Fox: Yeah, she volunteered for all of us to be working in the booths.
Miguel: Well, do we know which one we're working?
Kay: No, not yet. The fair coordinator said that names would randomly be drawn for each one.
Miguel: I wonder where Siren went.
Kay: Gosh, I have no idea.
Fox: Hey, listen, I'm going to go finish up the booth for the hospital benefit. But then you and I are going to spend a little time alone together, ok?
Fox: Miguel, could you help me finish up the booth?
Miguel: Sure. No problem.
Kay: Ow! Siren? I thought you were with Carl.
Siren: You thought you had gotten rid of me, but it didn't work. That fisherman tried his best, but I ran faster, and you better hope you can outrun me because I'm about to turn you into hamburger.
Fancy: This is unbelievable, Luis. I mean, I, Fancy Crane, was able to find the evidence to send those creeps to jail, and we stopped those guys from raping poor Jessica. I am so stoked.
Luis: I can see that.
Fancy: Well, you're probably used to it by now, but it's such a fabulous feeling to know I made a difference. Hey -- hey, hey, you put my name in the report. "Cadet Fancy Crane" is actually in a police report!
Luis: All right, all right, take it easy, Cadet Crane. You found the weapon, so I had to put it in the report, ok?
Fancy: I don't care. It means a lot to me, Luis. I actually did something good tonight. I mean, I thought I wanted to be a cop before, and believe me, I was starting to have my doubts after the way you killed us in training today. But now, after tonight, I know it. I want to be a cop more than anything.
Chris: You're late.
Spike: Yeah, you know, I just couldn't decide what shirt I should wear.
Chris: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Spike: Oh, I do. Because after I pull off this robbery tonight, I'm going to be one very rich dude.
Chris: You know, that's not going to matter to the police if you get caught.
Spike: I'm not going to get caught unless you screw things up, all right? Why don't you lighten up a little bit.
Chris: You know what? I got you the security codes to get into the mansion, but I don't have to like it.
Spike: Yeah, you're right. You're right. I mean, I guess I could call off this whole robbery tonight, and we'll have a nice little sit-down with Sheridan instead. I could tell her how you've been working for her old man and how you're not James' daddy. I could tell her all about how Alistair set up this whole thing between you and her.
Chris: She's never going to find out because you're not going anywhere close to her. I don't want Sheridan involved in any of this.
Spike: Ok, well, you just better keep her out tonight. All right? Do not let her go up to that mansion for any reason. I wouldn't want her to be the innocent bystanding victim of a -- pow -- shooting.
Chris: Don't you touch her. Don't you ever touch her.
Spike: Ooh, ah. It's cool, man. It's just funny seeing you do this whole hero act with Sheridan. It's kind of a trip.
Chris: It's not an act.
Spike: Come on, Boothe, I've read your file. Some of the stuff you've done makes me look like a webelo. I wonder what Sheridan would think if she knew what a cold, dangerous bad guy you really are.
Chris: She'll never find out.
Spike: No? I'd still like to see her face, though, when she hears. Maybe I'll find out right now. Sheridan? Oh, Sheridan?
Chris: Shut up, fool.
Sheridan: Chris, did you call me? Who are you talking to out there?
Tabitha: Galloping gargoyles, I missed again.
Man: Told you.
Tabitha: Oh, I'm sorry, Endora. It's useless. Perhaps Mommy would be better at another game, huh?
Tabitha: But I'm -- it's useless, though. I'm sure there are lots of other lovely animals at another booth where I'm a better shot, huh? Oh, all right, all right. I'll have one more go. Three more tries, please, sir.
Man: Ok. It's your money.
Tabitha: Ooh, it's a good thing Maria's not here. I'd wind up in a blinking wheelchair.
Endora: They're flying!
Endora: Oh, whoa! Wow! Whoa! Ah! Whoo!
Kay: I said let go.
Siren: I know what you're up to, Kay. You think you can stop me from making love to Miguel, but it won't work.
Kay: I will stop you.
Siren: How? You couldn't stop me from making love to Fox, and now he is completely mine. He will never make love to you again. And once Miguel is under my spell, he won't either.
Kay: I'm not going to let you get Miguel under your spell.
Siren: And just how do you think you're going to stop me?
Kay: I'm going to make him see you for who you really are -- a mermaid.
Siren: He'll never believe you.
Kay: Yes, he will.
Siren: You'll never convince Miguel I'm a mermaid, and you can't stop me from sleeping with him.
Kay: Hmm. Want to bet?
Sheridan: Chris, who's out there?
Chris: Oh, no one. Just one of the security guards from the gate.
Sheridan: Really? Is there a problem?
Chris: Oh, no, no, no. He was just doing his -- his rounds.
Sheridan: Oh. All right, well, I'll be ready in a few minutes. James is with the sitter, but he wants me to read him a bedtime story.
Chris: Well I'm ready whenever you are.
Sheridan: I'll be just a few minutes.
Chris: Alright, no hurry.
Chris: What the hell are you trying to do, get us caught?
Spike: I'm sorry, man. I was just messing with ya.
Chris: Well stop it. It's too dangerous.
Spike: Ok, alright, whatever, give me the code.
Spike: You sure Sheridan didn't see you swipe this from her PDA?
Chris: Would I be giving it to you if she had?
Spike: All right, and the household staff has the night off?
Chris: There's no one in the house except for little Ethan, Jane, and the nanny.
Spike: Way to go, old buddy. I knew you'd come through for me.
Chris: I'm not your buddy. And as you said, I didn't have a choice.
Spike: Ah, right. That's right, you didn't. My bad.
Chris: Now, listen, the children are in the east wing of the house, so stay away from there.
Spike: Hey, man, I got no interest in kids. I want the silver, I want the jewelry, I want ze objects of ze art. You know what I mean, stuff I can sell quick.
Chris: Well, just go and do whatever you got to do, and don't take any chances getting caught.
Spike: It's not to worry. I got the code to get in, I got an empty house -- except for the east wing where the kids are, of course, which I will avoid like the plague. Should be a piece of cake, man.
Chris: And you got the schedule for the security guards when they do their rounds?
Spike: Uh, bingo. I got it all. All right? And like I said, should be a piece of cake. What the hell could go wrong?
Theresa So, will you give me another chance?
Jared: No. I can't, sorry.
Theresa: Why not? I thought you just said that you believed me that I'm not a gold digger. I thought you understood why I didn't tell you who I was right away.
Jared: And I do.
Theresa: So what's the problem?
Jared: The problem is we live in completely different worlds. I'm just this regular down-to-earth guy and you live in this world of limousines and mansions.
Theresa: I'm still a regular down-to-earth girl.
Jared: No, I thought you were, but you're not. You can't be, Theresa. You can't have all that money and power and be a regular person and I need to be with someone who can be themselves and you have no idea who you really are. So, no, I'm sorry.
Whitney: Wow, that was pretty brutal.
Chad: Look, let me just go talk to him. He's probably still ticked off that you lied to him.
Theresa No, no, he's right. Look, Ethan didn't want to be with me because I'm Mrs. Crane. Neither does Jared. The fact is that any man I want to be with is not going to want to be with Mrs. Crane.
Whitney: I'm so sorry, honey.
Chad: Look, let us go get you some soda or something, ok?
Gwen: Oh, he walked away. I wonder what Theresa said to make Jared walk away from her.
Ethan: I guess things aren't going to work out for them after all.
Pilar: Theresa? Didn't go too well with Jared, huh?
Theresa No. No, Mama, he's a really good man. He's got character and integrity and -- well, he doesn't think I have those qualities.
Pilar: Well, so what? I mean, that's good because Ethan is the father of your two children, and that's the man that you should be with.
Theresa Well, he doesn't want to be with me, though.
Pilar: He would, Theresa, if you told him the truth. Please, please tell him.
Theresa Mama -- no, I can't, Mama. I'm not going to tell him the truth. He would sue for custody so that he and Gwen could be my son's parents.
Pilar: You don't know that. You really don't know that. Theresa, I just feel that if you tell him, he'll leave Gwen to be with you.
Theresa He's not going to leave Gwen. Mama, he doesn't want to be with me. Neither does Jared. He actually thinks I'm a snob.
Pilar: Well, that's because he doesn't really know you.
Theresa And he doesn't want to know me.
Pilar: Ay, Theresa. Fine. Fine, mija. If you want to keep living under that dark cloud, there's nothing I can do to help you. I'm going to take this to little Ethan, though.
Theresa Where'd you get that?
Pilar: Well, believe it or not, I won it at the ring-toss booth. Your little boy said he wanted a boat just like the one uncle Miguel works on.
Theresa Thank you, Mama. Thanks. He's going to love that boat.
Pilar: Come here, baby. It's ok. Listen, don't you worry, ok? If Jared is the right man for you, he'll see how wonderful you are. Don't give up on Ethan, though. He already knows you're wonderful.
Woman: I don't know, Kay. We're supposed to draw names at random. That's the only fair way to give out booth assignments.
Kay: I know, I know, but this is a very special case, Miss Claire. My friend really has her heart set on this booth.
Miss Claire: I can't imagine why. I mean, they're all set up to be good fun, but this is probably the least desirable.
Kay: I know. That's why you should let my friend do it. She really wants to work this booth.
Miss Claire: Well, if it means that much to her.
Kay: Oh, it does.
Miss Claire: All right. Tell your friend it's all hers.
Kay: Thank you. Oh, you are finished, Siren. Oh, boy, are you finished.
Kay: I thought you were helping Fox.
Miguel: Yeah, but we're finished. I'd like to talk to you about something.
Kay: You know what? I need to talk to you, too, ok? I know this sounds crazy, but you have to believe me. Siren is a mermaid. She cannot be trusted.
Miguel: This again?
Kay: Well, I'm telling you the truth. And if things go the way that I think, you're going to see for yourself.
Fox: Ok, we finished, so you and I still have plenty of time to be alone, ok?
Kay: Ok. We'll talk later.
Luis: Thank you, cadet. All righty, that is done. Why don't you go home and get some sleep, all right? You've had a long, hard day.
Fancy: Oh, I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to, Luis. I'm too pumped. I want to do something, go somewhere.
Luis: Hey, hey. Remember, we're going to be hitting it hard and early tomorrow morning.
Fancy: I know, and I'll be up for it. I just can't go home yet.
Luis: All right, well, I haven't had dinner. You want to get something to eat?
Fancy: Yes. Yeah, that would be great.
Luis: You're not too stoked to eat?
Fancy: Probably, but I'll keep you company while you eat.
Luis: Fair enough. I'll be right back.
Fancy: Dinner with Luis. Could this night get any better?
Tabitha: This should do the trick. This is what all the major ball players do, isn't it?
Man: If you say so.
Man: Ok, that's it. Time for my break.
Tabitha: But I haven't won yet.
Man: Lady, if I wait for you to win, I'll be as old as you are. Relax. I'll be back.
Tabitha: Oh. Endora, what have you been up to?
Man: Hey, what happened to all my merchandise? Somebody took them. I've been robbed.
Tabitha: Oh, dear. Oh --
Man: You. Hey, stop. Thief!
Fox: Just make sure you stop the ride long enough so I can get some face time with my lady, all right?
Man: You got it, mister.
Fox: Thank you kindly. My love, shall we?
Whitney: Hey, sweetie.
Whitney: Here you go. Maybe a little sugar rush will help you out.
Theresa Thank you.
Whitney: I know you're not into the fair or anything like that, but, you know what? I'm really in trouble with one of the booths.
Theresa: What kind of trouble?
Whitney: Oh one of the volunteers didn't show up. And I'd hate to close the booth, because that means less money for the hospital, but I don't really have a choice.
Theresa Yeah, you do. I can work the booth.
Whitney: Oh, I can't ask you to do that.
Theresa You're not asking, I'm volunteering. It's for a good cause, right? I got nothing better to do, so --
Whitney: Oh. Theresa Yeah. Show me the booth.
Whitney: All right.
Theresa I'll work it.
Whitney: Thank you.
Theresa Of course.
Chad: Hey, what's going on?
Ethan: So, what is going on with Theresa's new boyfriend, anyway?
Chad: What? You mean Jared? No, that's -- that's over, man.
Ethan: Oh, they're not dating?
Chad: No, no. In fact, after the fair's over, he's out of here. He's leaving Harmony.
Ethan: Hmm. That's too bad. I was hoping that she had found someone.
Chad: Ok, you can come off it, Ethan. You know you're glad he's leaving. You know, you can't handle the idea that Theresa's moving on with her life. You enjoy dangling her from a string, don't you?
Ethan: No, I don't -- look, I care about her.
Ethan: Yeah, and I want her to be happy, that's all.
Chad: Ok, well, then cut the damn string. Ethan, stop telling her that you love her.
Ethan: I'm having a hard time doing that. Because I do st -- I do still love her, Chad. All right? I am glad that things are over between her and Jared, because I missed her. I miss knowing that she was going to be there for me. I missed knowing that she loved me, all right? And I kept telling her to move on with her life. And the minute I thought she had with this Jared guy, I couldn't stand it.
Sheridan: This is nice. I'm glad we came out tonight.
Chris: So am I.
Sheridan: I just hope your leg is all right. I wouldn't want that wound to open up again.
Chris: I think it's going to be fine. You know, you're so beautiful. I must be the luckiest man alive to have you as my wife. I love you so much.
Sheridan: I love you, too.
Chris: I just don't hope I ever disappoint you, or let you down.
Sheridan: You won't.
Chris: I know how much it cost you to be with me. I just don't ever want you to regret it.
Luis: Thank you, kind sir.
Fancy: You were right. I don't know why, but I am starved.
Luis: Oh, yeah? Well, you go ahead and you order anything you like, ok? You earned it.
Fancy: Yeah, who would have thought I could do any of those training drills?
Fancy: I swear, I can feel myself getting stronger. Here, feel my muscle. Oh.
Luis: Whoa --
Luis: Oh. You really are getting buff, huh?
Fancy: Yeah, and just imagine how ripped I'll be after I'm finished with boot camp.
Luis: Yeah, that's if you finish. It's only getting harder, you know.
Fancy: I know. I'm ready. Didn't I show you tonight -- didn't I prove to you that I was cop material?
Luis: Well, you didn't disprove it.
Fancy: You'll see. Before this is over, no matter how tough you are, you're going to be giving me high fives.
Luis: Oh, is that right? What, is that some sort of challenge?
Luis: Oh, ok.
Fancy: Ahem -- are you up for it, Officer Lopez-Fitzgerald? Or is it too much for you? Why don't you drop and give me 20 while I wait for your answer?
Luis: I do not sound like that.
Fancy: Yeah, you do.
Luis: No, I don't.
Fancy: Yeah, you really do.
Spike: Like I said, piece of cake. And with no one around to be a pain in the butt, I'll make one hell of a haul tonight. And no one's ever going to know it was me.
Kay: Uh-oh. We're stuck.
Fox: Well, there isn't anyone I'd rather be stuck with than with you.
Siren: Miguel, there you are. I have your booth assignment.
Miguel: Oh, thank you. I got the dart balloon booth. What are you doing?
Siren: Um -- I don't know. The lady said booth 20, but I don't know what that is. Hey, do you want to go grab something to eat before we start?
Miguel: Yeah, sure. Why not?
Fox: You know, this is so sexy. We could make love and I don't think anybody would know.
Kay: Let's do it.
Kay: Fox? Fox? Oh. Damn that mermaid's curse. He can't make love to me now -- he can only make love to her. Ugh.
Tabitha: Oh. Endora, you are absolutely incorrigible. Look at this. Listen, I told you. No more magic in public. Send these animals back where they came from, huh? Endora, this is not a moment to be literal. Do as I tell you or I am going to banish you to the backyard with Fluffy.
Man: There you are. Come back here with my merchandise.
Chad: Ethan, my man, you are one messed-up individual.
Ethan: I know. I know. I just -- Chad, I just can't come to terms with my feelings for Theresa.
Chad: Well, you better try and soon. Because when she actually does move on, find someone else to fall in love with, you're out of luck. I mean, you know she doesn't take love lightly.
Ethan: Yeah. I know that.
Chad: And you're going to lose her, man. You're going to lose her forever.
Theresa Ok. Pie-throwing contest, eh? Now I know why you didn't want to ask me.
Whitney: Well, hey, hey, if you want to back out --
Theresa No, I'm not --
Whitney: Like a chicken --
Theresa Hey, hey, hey --
Whitney: I understand.
Theresa I ain't backing out, ok?
Whitney: Ok, ok.
Theresa All right. This is for a good cause, right?
Whitney: Ok, only if you're sure.
Theresa Oh, I'm sure.
Whitney: Ok. Now, go ahead. Step right --
Whitney: Right behind the counter.
Whitney: Oh, yes.
Theresa How do I look?
Whitney: That's so perfect.
Whitney: Oh. Ladies and gentlemen --
Whitney: Ladies and gentlemen, the pie-throwing booth is now open.
Whitney: Step right up and throw a pie at the pretty lady.
Gwen: Oh, this is -- this is too good. With pleasure. Hmm.
Gwen: Hmm. Here you go. Ok.
Theresa Whoo. Oh. Oh. That was a very, very nice shot, Gwen.
Gwen: Whit, this is too much fun. I have got to do this again.
Theresa Whoo. All right, everybody. Step right up. This is your chance to throw a pie at a Crane. Come on now. Don't be shy.
Whitney: That is exactly right. Come throw a pie at Mrs. Alistair Crane. Come on, let her have it.
Theresa Oh. That was a good shot.
Whitney: Very good.
Gwen: Oh, this is much better than therapy.
Whitney: Now Jared will see how down-to-earth Theresa really is.
Theresa Come on! Next person!
Spike: Well, I guess I'll start upstairs with the bedrooms and work my way down to the rest of the house. So much to steal and so much time to do it in.
Pilar: What was that? Probably just imagining things. The staff has the night off.
Fox: What happened? What's going on?
Kay: We're stuck, but the ride should get going again soon.
Fox: Really? Why don't I remember anything but -- but kissing you?
Kay's voice: Don't worry, Fox. Everything is fine. I'm going to make sure of it.
Miguel: What do you know -- booth 20. No wonder they didn't tell you what you were doing.
Siren: Why? What is it?
Miguel: Well, you got the dunk tank. I mean, people are going to take aim and hit that bell right there. For every time they hit it, you're going to be dunked in the water.
Siren: Oh, no.
Miguel: Hey, you know what? The best thing about it is it's rigged so you're going to be spending a ton of time in there.
Siren: But I can't.
Miguel: Why not?
Kay: Yeah, Siren, why not? What happens if you spend too much time in the water?
Siren: I get wet, that's all. I'll be fine.
Tabitha: Oh. All right. All right, Endora. Now, will you please do as I tell you and zap these animals back where they came from before we get shipped off to Sing Sing? And while you're about it, will you conjure something for Mommy's headache? Oh. Oh, Endora. You are my clever little witchling. Cheers.
Endora: Alcohol. I wake you up.
Tabitha: Oh. Thank you.
Man: Hey, no alcoholic beverages outside the designated area. You stay right where you are.
Tabitha: Oh, no, no, no, not again. Here we go, here we go.
Woman: You're so good at this and I'm all thumbs. Would you mind helping me?
Man: Yeah, my pleasure. It's pretty easy once you know how.
Woman: Wow, you're wonderful. Thanks so much. I would probably starve if it weren't for you today.
Fancy: I've never been any good at this. Would you mind helping me, Luis?
Luis: No problem.
Sheridan: I'm going to go call the sitter and see if James is asleep yet.
Chris: All right. Well, I'll order some more wine.
Fancy: Oh, Aunt Sheridan. I didn't know you were here.
Sheridan: Yes, we're just having dinner. I was just going in to call the sitter.
Fancy: Oh. I'm having dinner with Luis.
Sheridan: Yes, I saw. You said you joined the force to be closer to Luis. I guess it's working.
Fancy: Yeah. Oh, and thank you for putting in a good word for me.
Sheridan: You're welcome. How's it going?
Fancy: Well, the physical training is so hard, I thought I'd die.
Sheridan: Hmm. Is that why you couldn't crack your own lobster? I mean, you've known how to do that since you were a little girl.
Fancy: Shh. Don't tell Luis. I mean, he sees me doing police drills and being strong and capable. I just wanted to remind him that I'm still a girl, so if I have to play a girlie girl sometimes, then I will.
Sheridan: Don't you think that's a little dishonest?
Fancy: Well, no, not at all. I just want him to know that even if I'm strong and determined, I can still be soft and feminine.
Sheridan: I see. Well, you must really like him.
Fancy: Aunt Sheridan, I think I'm falling for him.
Spike: Yeah, what?
Chris: Are you finished?
Spike: I just got here, Boothe.
Chris: Well, hurry up, do what you got to do. I don't want you getting caught.
Spike: Dude, quit being such an old lady, all right? Hey, I'm going to call you when I'm done.
Chris: No. Don't call me. I'll get back in touch with you.
Spike: Yeah, whatever. Hey man, you should see some of the goods I'm collecting. Unbelievable!
Pilar: Good night, my sweet angels. I'll will see you in the morning. Good night. I meant to give Theresa some of this taffy. I'm going to leave it in her room. She loves it. Oh.
Gwen: Woo-hoo-hoo! That was so much fun.
Ethan: You looked like you were having a good time.
Gwen: You have no idea. I want to throw, like, 10 more pies in her face.
Ethan: Oh, hey, hey, hey. I think you made your point, all right?
Gwen: Ok. Um -- I thought Jared was finished with Theresa, but he's still hanging around.
Ethan: Yeah, he is.
Gwen: Ethan, this is such a good thing. You know, I was a little disappointed when I thought he had dumped her, but now I can actually have hope that she is finally out of your life for good. Hmm-hmm.
Ethan: Anything's possible, isn't it?
Gwen: At least we can hope.
Theresa All right -- oh. Who's next?
Theresa Oh, great. This is perfect. Hi, Jared. You know what? You should try it, you know? Everyone else is having a fabulous time humiliating me. Why not you? See if you can make a bull's-eye.
Fox: What is up? Ah, so Siren's in the dunk booth, huh?
Miguel: Yeah. She got an unlucky draw.
Tabitha: Huh. Wonder how that happened.
Fox: Well, I'm sure she'll be a good sport about it. Won't you, Siren?
Man: Hey, buddy, you mind if I go first? I got to get back to my ship.
Fox: Uh -- yeah, sure.
Man: Hey, thanks a lot. You're the man.
Fox: Ok. What the heck, man?
Man: Sorry. I get a little carried away sometimes.
Tabitha: Ooh, that was nothing. Back in June, a young cadet hugged the president at his graduation ceremony.
Man: Actually, that was me. Gabriel Whitney at your service.
Tabitha: Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Back off, sonny, or you'll be the angel Gabriel.
Gabriel: Who's the man?
Sheridan: Did you say you're falling for Luis?
Fancy: Well, how could I not, Aunt Sheridan? I mean, you of all people know how amazing he is. The more time I spend with him, the more amazing things I see in him.
Sheridan: But don't you think you're acting a little quickly? I mean, a couple of weeks ago you were madly in love with Noah.
Fancy: Oh, it was over a long time ago because Noah couldn't be truthful with me.
Sheridan: I know how you feel. There was a time I thought Luis was cheating on me with Beth and it turned out to be a lie. Maybe it's the case with Noah.
Fancy: I'm over Noah, Aunt Sheridan. But I can see why you fell madly in love with Luis. What I don't understand is how you ever fell out of love with him. Oh, well, I'd better go to the ladies' room and then get back to Luis. Bye, Aunt Sheridan.
Sheridan: I never did fall out of love with him, Fancy.
Chris: I hope you're out of there, Spike. Please, God, don't let anything go wrong.
Pilar: Edie? Edie, is that you? It can't be. I just left her in the nursery. Who's there? Someone's here. I better call the police and alert the guards.
Pilar: I think someone's in the house. I need the police.
On the Next Passions:
Julian: It's time I took control again. It's time I reaffirmed my birthright.
Fancy: They dance beautifully together.
Theresa Who was shot?
Officer: Your mother.
Theresa Oh, my God.
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