Monday 7/3/06--Canada; Tuesday 7/4/06--USA
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Eve: No. He's still just clinging to life.
Julian: I'm sorry.
Eve. I know. Did you have any luck?
Julian: Well, not really. I tried Whitney and Simone's cell phone. I tried Simone's hotel room. Even tried reaching Chad, but I came up empty.
Eve: Oh, Julian, if the girls don't find out soon, they won't be able to get here and T.C. could die without ever seeing Whitney and Simone again.
Whitney: Hey, what's going on guys?
Paloma: We could ask you the same question but we already know the answer. You're back together aren't you?
Chad: It's incredible isn't it?
Simone: Incestuous is more like it. What is wrong with you people?
Whitney: It's ok, Simone.
Chad: Yeah, Whitney and I found out we're not brother and sister after all. I'm Alistair's son with Liz.
Paloma: Dios mio.
Chad: Yeah, J.T. proved that Alistair concocted this whole Whitney-and-I-are-siblings thing just to get between Julian and Eve. Only it brought them closer together.
Whitney: And the kicker of the whole thing is Aunt Liz and our mother are not half sisters. Liz was adopted and I doubt they even ever knew about it.
Simone: So Miles isn't the product of incest.
Chad: No, no, Whitney and I can be a family with Miles.
Paloma: Good thing you never took your final vows.
Whitney: I know. God truly does work in mysterious ways.
Chad: Yeah. So why did you guys want us to meet you here?
Paloma: We got a lead on the paintings that were stolen at the end of World War II. Alistair was hiding them, waiting for someone -- Whitney -- to find clues in them that could lead him to get the chalice.
Whitney: Yeah, but who gave you this lead?
Noah: We searched Alistair's hideout after he left.
Paloma: Turns out there's a secret room at the gallery where Alistair hid them.
Simone: So let's go see if they're still there.
Whitney: Yeah. Let's go.
Whitney: Oh, hey, I'm going to catch up with you later, ok? I'm going to talk to Theresa. Bye.
Whitney: What's up?
Theresa: You're not going to believe this. The nun's prophecy came true for me, too. Ethan and I are bonded together forever.
Whitney: How -- how? Tell me.
Theresa: Ethan is little Ethan's father.
Whitney: Oh, my God -- wait, are you sure about this?
Theresa: J.T., he's got the proof right here, Whit.
Whitney: That's incredible.
Theresa: Yeah. You're back with Chad, and once I tell Ethan that little Ethan is his son, he's going to leave Gwen. He's going to come back to me.
Whitney: Oh, my God.
Ethan: Hey. Why do you think someone is going to take everything away from you?
Gwen: Honey, not someone. Theresa.
Gwen: Ethan, she's always in my face bragging about how close she is to winning you away from me. She's got such crazy ideas now about fate and prophecies coming true.
Ethan: Like some nun telling her that she'd get information that would bond me with her?
Gwen: What if it's true? Ethan, I don't know what I would do if I lost you.
Ethan: That will never happen, ok?
Gwen: Look, Whitney and Chad also never thought they'd get back together, but they did. And if that could happen, maybe the old nun is right. You know, maybe you and Theresa are destined to be together. You'll be together, and I'll be left out in the cold.
Miguel: The painting's on fire.
Kay: Why is this happening?!
Tabitha: Endora, Endora, I know you're angry that Siren is trying to make it so Fox can't live happily ever after with Kay, but -- but burning us out of house and home isn't going to stop that mesmerizing mermaid.
Siren's voice: I have to get Fox to make love to me before the trance wears off.
[Siren song playing]
Luis: Alistair? Beth, I know you're in there! Open this damn door and give me my son back.
Fancy: Grandfather, please open the door. Let Luis and Aunt Sheridan have their son back.
Beth: Oh, what are we going to do?
Alistair: I'm thinking.
Luis: You open the door or I'm going to break it down.
Man: Interpol, we got here as soon as we could.
Luis: Alistair and Beth are in there with my son.
Agent: We'll shoot the lock off.
Fancy: No, you could hurt Marty.
Luis: Marty, you just hold on, ok? Daddy's coming for you.
Marty: That's Daddy right there.
Eve: Evening, Dr. Richards. So I understand that you ordered more tests. Has his prognosis improved?
Dr. Richards: Eve, I'm sorry to say it hasn't. T.C.'s condition continues to deteriorate.
Eve: Oh, God.
Dr. Richards: Are your daughters on their way back from Europe yet?
Eve: No, I'm afraid they're not. We've tried and tried to reach them. We just haven't been able to.
Dr. Richards: That's most unfortunate.
Eve: So I guess...T.C.'s going to die, then, without ever having seen Simone and Whitney again.
Julian: Well, maybe that's not true. Perhaps we could go to the house and bring some photographs of Whitney and Simone so T.C., if he regains consciousness, could look at their faces again.
Dr. Richards: Good idea.
Eve: That's a wonderful idea, Julian. Would you mind? Do you -- do you think that you could go and get the pictures? I'd be afraid -- afraid that if I left, and T.C. --
Dr. Richards: Eve, go with Julian. T.C.'s stable for now.
Eve: If you're sure it's ok. Ok. T.C., I'm going to be right back. And I'm going to have Whitney and Simone with me.
Ivy: Oh, my lord. Tabitha's house looks like it's possessed. I hope everybody got out. No wonder nobody answered when I called.
[Car door closes]
Sam: Ivy! I heard about Tabitha's over the scanner. Did everyone get out all right?
Ivy: I assume so. No one answered when I called.
Sam: Well, that's no guarantee they got out. I mean, everyone could be trapped inside.
Kay: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We have got to get to Maria.
Miguel: Kay, you go downstairs. Get out of the house. I'll get Maria.
Kay: No, no. I'm going to get Maria. Something could topple over. I'm going to get her while you keep us safe.
Tabitha: Listen, this is no time for a supernatural snafu. Endora, focus, focus on stopping this mayhem, will you? Focus, focus.
Kay: Oh, my God. Maria's trapped in her room!
Tabitha: Endora, think about water, water.
Tabitha: No! Conjure up water to stop the house from burning down!
Tabitha: Yes, please!
Tabitha: That's it. That's my little witchlet. I think you've saved our house from being char-broiled.
Siren: Water -- that means my tail will start to grow back.
Fox: Do I smell smoke?
Siren: No, it's incense.
Siren's voice: If my trance wears off, Fox will see my tail. Tail, tail, go away, form again another day. It's not working.
Fox: That's not incense. It's smoke. Siren? Oh, my God.
Beth: Have you figured a way out yet?
Luis: I'm coming, son!
Beth: Come on. Come here. What are we going to do? Luis is just seconds from catching us and taking Marty back.
Alistair: So it seems, yeah.
Luis: Damn it, the room's empty.
Fancy: But they were just here. We heard Marty call for you.
Luis: Alistair must have had a way out. I'll check the bedroom.
Agent: We'll check the window to the fire escape.
Fancy: Oh, my God. Luis?
Fancy: These pictures of you and Marty -- it looks like Beth cut out Sheridan's face and replaced it with her own.
Luis: Yeah, Beth's a real wack job. Sheridan always knew it, I didn't, and that's why it's come to this.
Luis: This closet has a false back! They must have gone out this way when we came in.
Agent: They couldn't have gotten far.
Luis: I can't lose Marty this time.
Paloma: The paintings are in a room behind the secret panel.
Noah: And the blueprints we found show that the panel should be somewhere around here.
Chad: Simone, you know --
Ethan: I'm sorry that you feel Theresa's always nipping at your heels. You know, telling you that she and I will be together.
Gwen: Honey, it's not even a feeling, you know? It's a fact. Theresa plots and schemes to break us up 24/7. And now, all of a sudden, she claims that there is this nun out there who has information saying that you and Theresa are going to bonded together forever?
Ethan: She's relentless, and I know it wears on you. And believe me, it upsets me that you're upset, but you need to trust me. I swear I will never leave you, no matter what.
Ethan: Yeah, really. I love you, till death do us part, remember?
Gwen: Yes, I love you so much. I love you, and I love Jane, and I love our life together, and I don't know what I would do if lost you.
Ethan: It's never going to happen. I promise.
Gwen: I want you to make love to me. I want you to make me forget about Theresa and just help me lose myself.
Whitney: Ethan is little Ethan's father. Honey, are you sure about this?
Theresa: I'm positive.
Whitney: How? You said that you were on the pill when you and Ethan first made love, right?
Theresa: Yeah, but I wasn't on it long enough for it to work.
Whitney: I guess that is possible.
Theresa: That's what happened. J.T. investigated it. It's right here on his PDA, Whitney.
Whitney: So you found J.T. again?
Theresa: Yeah, yeah, I did. Right after I left you and Chad.
Whitney: Because you wanted to prove to Ethan that Gwen and Rebecca are the ones who outed him to the tabloid and not you?
Theresa: That's correct, and that's when he showed me this. But Ethan being little Ethan's father, Whitney, is much more important than me proving to Ethan that Gwen betrayed him. This is what the nun was talking about when she said that Ethan and I would be bonded together forever.
Whitney: So we got our miracle?
Whitney: Theresa, oh, my God. We both got our miracle. So wait, where's J.T. then?
Theresa: I don't know, I don't know. I don't really care because once I tell Ethan that little Ethan is his son, he's going to leave Gwen, and he's going to come back to me with our daughter.
Tabitha: Oh, oh, Endora, no. The -- the sprinklers you conjured up are running low on water. Hey, can't you -- can't you open up their supernatural spigots or something? Oh, so tired. Yes, I'm not surprised. That -- that tantrum you had because Siren was ruining Fox and Kay was one heck of a hissy fit. The fallout from which has set our lovely little home on fire. Come on. We've got to get out of here. Hurry up. We've got to get out.
Siren: Fox, I know what you see is hard to explain, but --
Fox: Why are there energy bolts coming out of the walls and why is the house shaking?
Siren's voice: Fox hasn't seen my tail.
Siren: Maybe the air conditioner compressor wasn't fixed right and it caught on fire.
Fox: We'll get to the bottom of that later. Meanwhile, let's get out of here.
Siren: Go ahead without me. I'm just going to grab some clothes and I'll be right down.
Fox: I can't leave you here.
Siren: I'll be fine.
Siren's voice: If I do this right, I bet I can land in the neighbor's pool.
Fox: Siren! Siren?
Fox: What was that noise? Siren?
Siren: I have to focus on making this tail go away so Fox can make love to me. Only I don't know where we will do it if Tabitha's house burns down.
Miguel: Are you ok?
Miguel: Come on, come on.
Kay: Oh, thank God. Maria's still asleep. The fire and rumbling would scare her.
Miguel: Come on. Let's get out of here while we still can. Come on, let's go, Kay.
Miguel: The hall is completely on fire.
Kay: Miguel, we're trapped! We're all going to die!
Eve: Oh, my God. Oh, God, this is awful. It's just awful.
Julian: I had no idea T.C. was living like this.
Eve: Neither did I. Oh, T.C., I never imagined that you were so unhappy, so depressed.
Julian: He obviously took losing you a lot harder than he let on to anyone.
Eve: It must have hurt him more than I could've ever imagined.
Julian: What's that?
Eve: It looks like a letter that T.C. wrote to me and the girls. Oh, God. He says he hated himself for getting angry at me when the truth about our past and Chad came out. And he says he wished that he had stood by me instead of turning to Liz.
Julian: Well, T.C. has said that before.
Eve: He wanted to reconcile and start over fresh. But you and I were already back together.
Julian: Yes, and it's -- it's for good this time.
Eve: Simone -- he apologizes for being so mean to her when he found out she was a lesbian. And Whitney -- he's sorry that he pushed her to play tennis when her dream was to be a singer.
Julian: Better late than never, I suppose.
Eve: But is it really too late, Julian? And are Whitney and Simone just never going to see their dad alive again?
[Monitor beeping steadily]
[Monitor flat lines]
Alistair: We should be able to hide from Luis and Interpol in these ruins if you can keep this little bastard quiet, all right?
Beth: Marty couldn't help Luis didn't marry me when I had him.
Alistair: First of all, A, you didn't have Marty, and B, Sheridan had him.
Luis: Beth, you won't get away. Alistair can't save you and Marty now.
Alistair: What did I say about keeping that little rugrat quiet?
Beth: Ok, ok, honey, shh.
Alistair: Come on, let's go. Come on, come on. That a boy. Good. That's it.
Fancy: Wait, I heard Marty.
Luis: We're gaining on them. Beth can't run that fast with Marty. Alistair, I'm going to catch you! When I do, I'm going to make you pay for all that pain you've caused.
Miguel: Kay, we're not going to die. I won't lose you and Maria a second time.
Kay: But the hall is on fire. How are we going to get out of here?
Miguel: I'll think of something.
Fox: Kay, Miguel, where are you?!
Miguel: Fox! We're here with Maria.
Fox: Is Siren with you?
Miguel: No. Isn't she with you?
Fox: No, I lost her when it got smokey. She must have gotten out with Tabitha and Endora. How are you and Kay going to get out with Maria?
Miguel: We'll go out on the roof and get down from there.
Miguel: Kay, it's the only way.
Fox: Let me take Maria!
Miguel: Fox, get back. You'll never make it. We're fine. Now get your butt out of here!
Kay: If we go out on the roof, then what?
Miguel: Look, whatever happens, we'll be ok. I promise.
Sam: Miguel, are Kay and Maria with you?
Miguel: Yeah, they're here. We're coming out the window. The hall's an inferno.
Ivy: Fox. Oh, thank God you made it out in time.
Sam: Tabitha, are you all right?
Tabitha: Oh, yes. Fine, thanks. And Fluffy made it out all right, too.
Kay: We can't climb down with Maria.
Miguel: Look, we'll have to drop her for Fox and your dad to catch.
Kay: Drop her? No.
Miguel: Trust me. It's the only way. Fox, Chief Bennett, I'm going to drop Maria for you guys to catch.
Sam: Come on, we're ready.
Fox: Bring her down. I got her, I got her.
Kay: Thank God.
Ivy: Here, here. Give her to me so you can help Sam.
Sam: Now hurry up and get down here. The fire has spread to the room below you.
Miguel: Come on, I'll lower you down like I did Maria.
Kay: I love you.
Miguel: I love you, too.
Kay: Oh, my God. What are we going to do?
Fox: Kay! Kay!
Ivy: She and Miguel will be burned alive.
Tabitha's voice: And they aren't even witches.
Kay: How are we going to get out of here?
Miguel: I'll think of something.
Kay: Help! Help us!
Miguel: You're going to be ok.
Theresa: I've given Ethan a daughter and a son. We're going to be a family, Whitney, just like you, Chad, and Miles.
Whitney: It's incredible how the nun was right about both of us, both of us being with the men we love.
Theresa: Our dreams are coming true. You're with Chad, and very soon I'm going to be with Ethan.
Tabitha: This is all your fault, you know, Endora.
Tabitha: No, no, no. As tempting as that is, we have to wait and hope that Kay and Miguel get down by mortal means.
Miguel: Look, we're going to have to jump.
Kay: We'll break our necks.
Miguel: Kay, do you trust me?
Miguel: I won't let anything happen to you. I promise.
Kay: I believe you.
Miguel: Fox, Chief Bennett, we're going to have to jump. Can you help us break our fall?
Miguel: On three. One, two, three.
Miguel: You all right?
Ivy: Is everyone all right?
Miguel: Yeah, we're ok, we're ok.
Kay: Miguel, I love you so much.
Sam: What the hell?
Tabitha: Well, you've missed so much, Sam. See, Kay got an electric shock from my washing machine. She's fine physically, but her addled brain thinks that she's engaged to Miguel.
Tabitha: Oh, Endora. The fire department's too late. Our happy little home is beyond saving. Centuries of memories going up in smoke.
Tabitha: I know, darling. You just wanted to save your half-brother Fox from that malicious mermaid. Speaking of which, where is Siren? Where's Siren?
Siren: I need to get rid of this tail and get back to Fox.
Man: Yo, Myrtle! Tabitha's house is on fire. What the -- hey, Myrtle, why are you wasting money on tacky pool floats?
Siren's voice: Tacky?
Fireman: Sorry, Miss Lenox, we did all we could, but your house is close to being a total loss.
Tabitha: I feared as much.
Fireman: What's in your basement? We're having a heck of a time putting out a hotspot down there.
Tabitha: Oh, yes. Well, that's -- that's where I -- I keep the charcoal for my grill. I think it's best you just let it burn itself out.
Fireman: If you say so.
Sam: I'm sorry, Tabitha. I can't remember a time you weren't living next door to us.
Ivy: No one can.
Sam: Any idea how the fire started?
Miguel: The house started shaking, and all of a sudden, all these weird energy bolts started bouncing off the walls and everything caught fire.
Tabitha: Yeah, well, it's common knowledge that my house sits on a fault line.
Ivy: It does?
Tabitha: Yes. And I was told that -- that when there's a little earthquake under the surface, it causes ionization above ground, hence, all the little globs of energy darting around, you know.
Miguel: Do you think there's any connection between this and your old house being sucked into hell?
Ivy: That's a good question.
Tabitha's voice: I don't like the way this conversation is going.
Fox: I've seen some strange things living at Tabitha's. You know, and that sulfur smell coming from the basement --
Tabitha: Oh, yes, those pesky fumes percolating up through the fault line.
Fox: No, it was something more than that. There was something else going on over at your house. I know what it was. I can tell all of you why Tabitha's house caught fire.
Tabitha's voice: Oh, no. Has Fox figured out I'm a witch?
Paloma: No bullets, no laser beams?
Simone: Alistair must have had the lights put in to scare away anybody who got close to the paintings.
Noah: It looks like the lead panned out.
Paloma: Oh, my God. All the missing paintings are here.
Simone: We actually found them.
Paloma: After they disappeared during the World War II, Alistair must have bought them on the black market and kept them here in Rome to be close to the Vatican, so once he or someone --
Simone: Like Whitney.
Paloma: Found this -- the hidden clues in them, he could act quickly and steal the chalice.
Noah: Which he managed to do.
Chad: Only we kept him from abusing the chalice's power, and now it's back at the Vatican where it belongs. And once we get these paintings to the church, it's going to be like a knife in Alistair's heart.
Simone: If he had one.
Noah: Yeah, it's nothing compared to all the pain and sorrow he has caused everyone back in Harmony.
Chad: You and Fancy included.
Noah: There's no more me and Fancy. We're finished.
Luis: Alistair, you can run, but you can't hide! Interpol's going to get you, and I'm going to get Marty back.
Alistair: Come here. This is good, this is good.
Beth: Daddy, what are you going to do?
Alistair: We're going to stop right here. I'm going to kill Luis so we can stop running.
Beth: No, I love him.
Alistair: Don't argue with me, Beth, please. I hear them. No, no, no. Keep him quiet, keep him quiet.
Luis: The old bastard's got to be around here somewhere.
Fancy: Beth is with him, so be careful.
Eve: Poor T.C. He must have felt like he just lost everything. Whitney and Simone's lives haven't turned out like he hoped, you and I are together, and then he gets to sit here in this house with the ghost of his family in every nook and cranny. I think the memories alone would be enough to drive anyone to the depths of despair.
Julian: Eve, you cannot blame yourself.
Eve: Julian, I can't help but blame myself. T.C. is Whitney and Simone's father. I should've -- I should've kept in touch more, and -- maybe I would've seen what was happening and I could've stopped it before it got to this. God. Oh, I pray that he lives, because if he doesn't, I'm just -- I'm never going to be able to forgive myself.
Dr. Richards: Sudden cardiac arrest. Get a crash cart, stat! We have to save him before it's too late.
Man: I'll be -- you aren't a pool float. You are a real live mermaid.
Siren's voice: Uh-oh. Tail, hurry up, take a hike.
Myrtle: What's all the ruckus?
Man: There's a mermaid in our pool.
Myrtle: Oh, my stars. That's not a mermaid, Darrell. It's one of the girls from next door.
Siren: Sorry to have bothered you.
Darrell: Any time, baby.
Myrtle: You never call me baby.
Darrell: Ow, myrtle, stop!
Siren: I thought my legs would never grow back. Now, to find Fox.
Tabitha's voice: Oh, my devil. Fox has figured out I'm a witch.
Fox: The fire must have started when some kids shot off their Fourth of July fireworks that went through a window in the basement, igniting whatever Tabitha kept down there. And the heat from the flames must have made the furnace explode, shaking the house, sending balls of fire up through the vents, torching anything that they touched. We're lucky to get out of there alive.
Tabitha's voice: I'm even luckier everyone believes that ridiculous explanation.
Ivy: I suppose that's possible.
Tabitha's voice: Well, almost everyone.
Kay: Miguel was so brave to have saved Maria and me. I couldn't be engaged to a better man.
Fox: Siren, thank God you're alive. How did you -- how did you get out?
Siren: I made a run for it. I thought you were behind me, but with all the smoke and all --
Siren: Don't worry. We'll get through this together.
Siren's voice: And I do mean "together."
Agent: Any luck finding Crane?
Luis: No, not yet. We just got to keep looking.
Agent: Sorry, we've been ordered to pursue another case.
Luis: What? No, no, no. We just got Alistair on the run.
Agent: Orders are orders. You know that.
Luis: Yeah, but you got to be kidding me.
Agent: Good luck. Knowing Crane, you'll need it.
Luis: You -- what? This is unbelievable!
Alistair: Your loss is our gain, Luis.
Luis: Did you hear that?
Fancy: Hear what?
Luis: Hold it right there.
Alistair: In your dreams.
Luis: Fancy? Hey.
Tabitha: Sam, Sam. It's really very kind of you offering to let us all stay the night at your house.
Sam: We're neighbors, all right? And you were there for us when our old house was sucked into hell.
Tabitha: Oh, well, it was my pleasure.
Tabitha's voice: Watching the old house go, that is.
Tabitha: Decamping to chez Bennett could be a risky business, Endora. We have to be very careful not to reveal ourselves as witches or our hosts could certainly become hostile and we could suffer the same fiery finishes our -- our poor little house did. And as to what will happen with Siren and Fox and Kay and Miguel -- well, that's anyone's guess. Come on.
Eve: All these months we've been so happy together, and meanwhile, T.C.'s just been in this house mired in self-loathing and regret.
Eve: Dr. Russell. Oh, God, no. No, I'll be right there. T.C.'s heart stopped.
Eve: They're trying to revive him right now.
Dr. Richards: Clear!
Chad: That's right. All the paintings that were stolen from the church after World War II are here at the Paracucchi Galleria d'Arte. They're just waiting to be picked up.
Paloma: Simone, I told you we were going to find the stolen paintings.
Simone: And to think, Alistair set this whole Rome thing up.
Paloma: I know. But we turned the tables on him. Not only did Alistair lose the chalice and his chance to rule the world, he's losing all this priceless artwork.
Simone: And he lost out on keeping Chad and Whitney apart.
Paloma: I hope Luis really sticks it to Alistair and gets Marty back to take home to Sheridan.
Simone: Me, too.
Luis: Fancy. Hey, come on. You're going to be all right. Fancy.
Fancy: [Groans] Ow, that hurt. Where's my grandfather?
Luis: He took off with Beth and Marty.
Fancy: What? Go after them, Luis. I'll be fine.
Luis: No, no, you need to get to a hospital.
Fancy: No, Luis, Beth and Marty got away twice already because of me. We have to find them before it's too late.
Luis: You're sure you're going to be all right?
Luis: All right, come on then. Easy. Come on.
Luis: I'm closing in on you, Alistair! I'm going to find you, and I'm going to get my son back!
Beth: Luis isn't giving up.
Alistair: Well, neither am I.
Beth: What are we going to do?
Alistair: I told you, I won't let Luis catch us. I'll kill him first.
Ethan: I love you, honey, now and always.
Gwen's voice: I hope so. I hope the old nun was wrong, that Theresa never learns something that would bond you to her.
Ethan: You, Jane are my family, and my future is with you two. It's not with Theresa.
Theresa: Once I show Ethan that little Ethan is his son, he's going to leave Gwen, and he's going to come back to me. We're gonna be family, Whitney. Ethan and I and Jane and little Ethan -- we're finally going to be together.
On the Next Passions:
Theresa: Well, I am going to find him, Whitney. And when I do, he's going to leave Gwen. He's going to come back to me.
Siren: I think Kay remembers she's in love with Fox.
Luis: Told you I'd get you, old man. You got nowhere to go now.
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