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Passions Transcript Friday 8/26/05--Canada; Monday 8/29/05--USA
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Fox: Hey, the ducky.

Kay: You're clean.

Fox: Hey, the ducky, see?

Kay: You're clean.

Tabitha: I'm afraid I'm going to have to nip this little romance in the bud before it's too late.

Fox: Wash your hands?

[Endora talks]

Noah: You're -- you're late.

Fancy: I knew you'd wait.

Noah: Why'd you make me wait out here? You know, I could have picked you up at the door.

Fancy: I didn't want to risk you running into my grandfather.

Noah: Oh, uh-huh, there it is. I'm sure Alistair doesn't approve of you going out with the great unwashed.

Fancy: Noah, it isn't that.

Noah: Yes, it is, but that's all right. My family's not too keen on me going out with you, either.

Fancy: Oh. Well, then, here we are -- Harmony's own Romeo and Juliet.

Noah: Yeah, I guess we are. Oh, well, we would be if we were in love.

Fancy: So, where are you taking me tonight?

Noah: Oh, we are going to the most beautiful spot in Harmony for a fresh lobster dinner.

Fancy: Sounds wonderful.

Noah: Yeah, it will be. So are you ready for your last glorious night on the town?

Fancy: Absolutely.

Ethan: Diamonds and rubies -- nice. I bet this is worth more than your mom's house.

Theresa: I didn't ask the price, Ethan.

Ethan: Well, we all know what the cost is going to be, don't we? I hope it's worth it.

Theresa: I had no choice. I'm going to do whatever it takes to get you and Jane back, and Alistair is the one who's going to help me do that.

Alistair: All ready for our date?

Theresa: Yes. Yes, I am.

Alistair: Hmm.

Theresa: Oh, my God. What happened to your face? Did you get into a fight?

Alistair: Well, my son and I had a slight altercation.

Theresa: Julian hit you?

Alistair: Mm-hmm, and he made a very big mistake, but he'll end up paying for it. You're going to learn that it's not very wise to cross me, Theresa. Shall we go?

Theresa: Yes.

Alistair: All right.

Theresa: Thank you.

[Gwen giggles]

Sheridan: No. You can't take him. You've already taken one child away from me. You took Marty! Now, I won't let you take this child -- I won't! No. I won't let them take you. I won't.

Kay: All right. Oh, you.

Tabitha: I must say this is a treat, Fox, having an extra pair of hands to help us with the babies. Anyone for a nice cup of tea?

Fox: No, I'm -- I'm good, thanks.

Kay: Yeah, me, too. We had so much stuff at the wharf, and you girls rode a pony, huh? And you had a good time, didn't you?

Fox: They sure did.

Tabitha: Yes, well, that accounts for it. I had no idea you'd be gone so long. I was getting quite worried.

Kay: Oh, sorry. We were just having so much fun, we lost track of time.

Fox: Should have seen her on the pony. It was great.

Kay: She loved it.

Tabitha: Yes, well, I'm sure she did.

Fox: Oh, here.

Tabitha: But now it's time for my little pumpkin to get ready for bed. She and Maria must be absolutely exhausted. In you go. Thank you again, Fox. I'm sure you must be ready to go home and get some rest yourself, huh?

Fox: No, I feel great, actually. I'm not tired at all. I'm fine.

Tabitha: Well, I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time than babysit, and Kay and I can get our girls ready for bed, so thank you and good night.

Fox: I was kind of hoping I could stay a while, actually, you know.

Kay: Yeah, you should stay.

Fox: Yeah?

Kay: It's not going to take me long to put her down.

Fox: Ok. Um -- ahem. Listen, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go out to dinner with me tonight, but, you know, I spent all that money that I had, so I don't have any cash left.

Kay: It's ok.

Tabitha: No cash? You mean you spent that hundred dollars you left here with?

Fox: Yeah. But it's ok. You know, I had a good time. It's fine.

Kay: Yeah, it was great. Man, I wish I had some money. I could take us out, but I don't.

Fox: No -- no, no, no, no. Even if you had the money, I wouldn't let you pay. You work too hard.

Kay: You work hard, too.

Tabitha: Yes, well, I'm sure you make a very good salary. Besides which, you're a trust fund baby. I'm surprised you work at all.

Fox: Yeah. Well, you see, my trust fund's gone, so unfortunately, I have to work, but --

Tabitha: Oh. Well, what do you do with your money, then?

Fox: Oh -- I never really thought about it. I guess I spend it on myself, you know. $2,000 for a pair of shoes, $4,500 for a suit, you know. If you go out in this town, it's like a thousand dollars, right?

Kay: Are you kidding?

Fox: No.

Kay: I couldn't spend $2,000 on a pair of shoes even if I had it.

Tabitha: No. Of course you wouldn't, Kay. You and Fox come from two very different worlds.

Fox: Well, I guess you're going to have to teach me how to live conservatively, then, right? I can't be blowing all my money if I want to take you to nice places.

Fancy: So, tell me about this place where we're having dinner.

Noah: Oh, it's great. The food is fabulous, the ocean view is spectacular. It's quiet, it's peaceful, and it's completely private.

Fancy: It sounds wonderful.

Noah: Hmm.

Fancy: But isn't there another way to get there, an easier way?

Noah: Um --

Fancy: Don't they have valet parking?

Noah: Not exactly.

Fancy: But we're so far from any buildings. Where is this place, underwater?

Noah: No, no. We're here.

Fancy: What?

Noah: We've arrived.

Fancy: I don't understand. What is this?

Noah: This is where we're having our wonderful lobster dinner. We're dining alfresco.

Sheridan: I won't let them take you, James. They'll have to fight me to take you away from me. Oh. No. Oh. Oh, what a horrible dream. But it was just a dream. No one's going to take you away from me, no one.


Sheridan: Who's that? Who's there?

[Wind blowing]

Gwen: Hey. Honey, are you ok?

Ethan: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Gwen: You kind of seem a little worried about something. You thinking about Eve's case?

Ethan: Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm worried about Eve's case. I mean, she's up on three counts of attempted murder, I don't have a solid defense for her, but, honey, right now I'm worried about Theresa.

Gwen: Oh, good lord.

Ethan: Sorry. Can't help it, I'm sorry. She's in over her head with Alistair, Gwen.

Gwen: Babe, she chose to get into bed with him, and I mean that literally. Honey, she wants Alistair to help her take Jane away from us and to help her take you away from me. That's what you need to be worried about, not poor, stupid, helpless little Theresa.

Ethan: Just being honest. You and I know Alistair is a snake. I'm worried about what he's going to do to her.

Gwen: Well, I wish you would stop, because Theresa isn't worried about anyone or anything but her own selfish motives. And by the way, she can take care of herself.

Ethan: I don't think so, not where Alistair is concerned. She doesn't know how evil that guy is.

Gwen: Ok, why do you care anyway, because this is the girl we're talking about who is determined to do everything in her power to break up our marriage and to steal our baby girl.

Ethan: Jane is her baby girl, too, Gwen, all right, and you know how desperate she gets when it comes to her children.

Gwen: Honestly, I don't care how desperate she is. Honey, the only thing I care about is her alliance with Alistair and if he's going to help her or not.

Ethan: This I know, and we have to be on guard 24/7.

Gwen: And as far as Theresa's concerned, whatever Alistair expects in return for helping her is not enough. Honey, I could care less what happens to that girl.

Alistair: I've been waiting now for this for quite a while.

Theresa: Oh, it hasn't been that long.

Alistair: Well, just one night is much too long for me.

Theresa: Please don't do that.

Alistair: Oh, just relax. I'll make you feel good, give you some pleasure.

Theresa: No. No, no, no, not now.

Alistair: No?

Theresa: See, we're in a restaurant.

Alistair: I know exactly where we are. You mean to tell me you have never made love underneath a table in a crowded restaurant?

Theresa: No. No, never.

Alistair: That's a shame. You're missing something. It's a real turn-on. Hmm.

Theresa: I can't do that.

Alistair: Sure, you can. Just relax and let me do all the work.

Theresa: Just stop it, please.

Alistair: Now, tell me the truth, Theresa. What I'm doing -- you really do enjoy it, don't you?

Theresa: No. No, actually, I feel embarrassed. We're in a public place.

Alistair: Yes. I know. And we're doing exactly what we want to do with the whole world watching.

Theresa: Stop it.

Alistair: You listen to me, you little twit. We have an arrangement -- I help you get what you want, and you give me what I want. Unless, of course, you're reneging on our deal.

Theresa: No. I just thought we would do this somewhere else, you know, like, in private?

Alistair: Well, you're wrong. You do what I want, when I want, and where I want. 

Fancy: You're serious, aren't you? We're actually having dinner right here on the beach?

Noah: Oh, it'll be great.

Fancy: But we're both so dressed up. I thought we were going to some nice restaurant.

Noah: Ah, come on. This is nicer than any restaurant I know. The fresh sea air, millions of stars up above, and fresh lobster right out the trap. Mmm.

Fancy: Well, ok. Some friends and I were in the south of France once and we had a dinner on the beach -- a lovely catered affair. It was actually a lot of fun.

Noah: See? This is going to be just like that. Let me go get the waiter. I'll tell him to come over.

Fancy: Oh -- tell him to bring a table and some chairs! This'll be fun -- once we have a table and chairs and the proper essentials. Noah, where's the waiter?

Noah: [French accent] No. It is I, mademoiselle, Pierre. It will be my pleasure to serve you.

Fancy: Hmm. You're the waiter?

Noah: Absolument. May I seat you, mademoiselle?

Fancy: Hmm.

Noah: Mademoiselle?

Fancy: Merci.

Noah: Mm-hmm.

Fancy: Merci beaucoup.

Noah: Mm-hmm. May I present to you -- mm-hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm -- Gus and his lady, Cindy? Gus and Cindy have had a very exciting life at sea. Gus is un professional wrestler and Cindy is -- is the girl of his dreams. Of course, you cannot blame him, for she is one cute trick. Mon petit chou. Oh, no! Oh, Gus -- oh, no! Oh, I am so sorry! Oh, it was little joke! That is -- oh, no! Help! Ah! Help! Oh --

[Noah gags]

Noah: [Normal voice] It's time for Gus and Cindy to go into the pot, huh?

Fancy: Oh, no, wait, you can't.

Noah: I can't?

Fancy: Uh-uh.

Noah: Well, we can't eat them raw. Won't be very tasty, huh?

Fancy: We can't eat them at all.

Noah: We can't? But I thought you loved lobster.

Fancy: I do love lobster, but not if they have names and life stories. You have to let them go, Noah.

Noah: But they're our dinner.

Fancy: Please.

Noah: Oh. Who would have thought, huh? Fancy Crane, an old softy. You two lucked out, you know? Looks like you're not going in the hot tub after all. You're going home.

Noah: Oh. Whew.

Fancy: Thank you, Noah.

Noah: It's my pleasure. Only I have no idea what we're going to have for dinner now.

Fancy: I'm sure you'll think of something to surprise me.

Kay: I wish I did have some money to go out to dinner, because I don't know if I can take another fish dinner.

Fox: What's the matter? You don't like fish?

Kay: Oh, I used to -- until I started having it every night for dinner.

Tabitha: Kay brings fish home from the cannery every night. Frankly, I'm getting a bit sick of it.

Fox: You eat -- hey, you eat fish from the cannery every night for dinner? That's what you have?

Kay: Well, I don't just take it. I mean, the manager says it's ok because it's just going to be thrown away.

Fox: Well, yeah, no, of course -- I mean, I didn't think you just took it.

Kay: Well, I just -- I know it's your family's cannery. I didn't want you to think I was stealing or anything.

Tabitha: But it's just fish that was left over. It's not going to be used for anything.

Fox: Right. Well, I'm sorry that all you have to eat for dinner is leftover fish.

Kay: Well, it's free, and the money that I save goes to buy Maria what she needs. And I help Tabitha with the bills since I live here, and, plus, I have school and my tuition and my books. Money's pretty tight.

Fox: Wow. It never really occurred to me how rough you guys had it. You know, I'd really like to take you out to dinner tonight, but I can't, so maybe next time I get paid?

Kay: Don't worry about it. Besides, we have plenty of food here, plenty of vegetables. Tabitha, maybe you can make us some of those homemade famous dinner rolls of yours.

Tabitha: Yeah, maybe I could.

Fox: Yeah? Well, it sounds like a great meal.

Endora: Psst.

[Phone rings]

Fox: Excuse me. Ahem. Go.

Man: Is this Fox Crane?

Fox: Yeah. Who's this?

Man: My name is Mr. Kelly. I'm the manager of the Seascape Restaurant. I'm happy to inform you that the business card you left was picked in our drawing.

Fox: My -- my business card?

Mr. Kelly: Yes, sir. You're the winner of a romantic dinner for two.

Fox: But I don't really remember leaving my business card.

Mr. Kelly: Well, perhaps someone entered your card in the drawing for you. At any rate, you're the winner.

Fox: Great. No, that's -- that's wonderful. Can I use it tonight?

Mr. Kelly: Absolutely.

Fox: Ok, well, hold a table for me. I'll be right in.

Mr. Kelly: Very well, sir. Why did I do that? We didn't have a drawing.

Fox: You're not going to believe this. I just won a romantic dinner for two at the Seascape tonight.

Kay: What? You're kidding.

Fox: No, no, I'm not kidding, I'm dead serious. So we're going out to dinner after all, no more leftover fish tonight.

Tabitha's voice: Endora, you little minx. You did this, didn't you? And I thought you were jealous of Kay because you've got a crush on Fox. What am I going to do with you?

[Endora talks]

Sheridan: Who are you? What are you doing here? Chris. You scared me. Why didn't you say anything?

Chris: I was down the hall. I didn't hear you at first.

Sheridan: What are you doing here?

Chris: I just finished work. I thought I'd come take James off your hands. I saw you guys were sleeping, so I didn't want to wake you.

Sheridan: He's still asleep, so why don't you just leave him here?

Chris: Yes, I know, and I appreciate you looking after him. But I think I can move him into my room now. I think I can do it without waking him.

Sheridan: No, you can't.

Theresa: May I have some more champagne, Alistair?

Alistair: Of course -- if it helps you relax.

Theresa: Yeah, it'll help me relax.

Alistair: Good.

Waiter: Are you ready to order, sir?

Theresa: Yes, I am. I'm -- I'm starving. Are you?

Alistair: I'll tell you when we're ready to order. In the meantime, get me another bottle of that stuff. And I do not want to be interrupted again.

Waiter: Yes, sir. Very good, sir.

Theresa: You know what? Let's dance. Shall we?

Alistair: Sure.

Theresa: Ugh!

Sheridan: No, you can't take him.

Chris: Why not? He's my son.

Sheridan: I'm sorry, I -- I just had a really bad dream and I overreacted.

Chris: It's ok.

Sheridan: But, look, you know what? He's sleeping so soundly. Why don't you just leave him here?

Chris: I'll be very careful not to wake him. Kids are such little sound sleepers, aren't they?

Sheridan: Yeah, but if you do wake him up, you'll have to spend the rest of the night trying to get him to go back to sleep.

Chris: I'm sure he'll be fine.

Sheridan: Look, just leave him here. He's already sleeping so peacefully..

Chris: Why won't you let me take my son? Is there something else going on here, Sheridan?

Kay: You won a free dinner in a drawing? I mean -- God, that's great.

Fox: Yeah, yeah, I know it is. I mean, I don't remember putting my card in a drawing, but who cares? We're going out to dinner. Steak time, baby.

Kay: I can't wait, I can't wait. That is, if you don't mind babysitting.

Tabitha: Well, I'm going to be here with Endora anyway. Why not?

Kay: Thank you.

Fox: Ok, well, I'll just -- I'm going to go home, I'm going to take a shower, and I'll be back as soon as I can.

Kay: Ok, that's perfect. That'll give me enough time to put her down, and then I can get ready.

Fox: Ok.

Kay: Ok.

Fox: All right. Ladies, thank you for the wonderful day. All right, have a good night, you two. Thank you very much. I'll see you in a bit?

Kay: Ok. See you. Whoo! Thank you!

Tabitha: What was that for?

Kay: Oh! Thank you. I know you did this.

Tabitha: Did what?

Kay: You somehow arranged for Fox to win that drawing. You used a little magic, didn't you? Oh, I'm so excited! You know you are a romantic, as much as you try to deny it. Oh! Ok, you be good for Auntie Tabby. I love you. Mommy's going out

Tabitha: She's got the wrong romantic, hasn't she, my little witchling? You did it, didn't you? Mm-hmm?

[Endora talks]

Tabitha: Where did I go wrong, huh? Hmm?

Gwen: Are you still worried about that girl? Honey, you know Theresa is not worried about what she's trying to do to us.

Ethan: Gwen, I know. What she's done is terrible, and she's her own worst enemy.

Gwen: And ours.

Ethan: I know. And she's responsible for always getting herself in trouble. I know.

Gwen: Well, amen.

Ethan: I just worry. I would worry about anybody that gets involved with Alistair Crane.

Gwen: Honey, I understand. Alistair is a ruthless monster, ok?

Ethan: Mm-hmm.

Gwen: But what more can you do? You tried to warn her, she didn't listen. As usual, she just went ahead and did whatever she wanted to do.

Ethan: Gwen, you're right. You're absolutely right, and you know what? I don't want to spend any more time talking about Theresa.

Gwen: And I really don't either.

Ethan: I say we put the kids to bed, and I say you and I spend some quality time together.

Gwen: Well, that sounds like heaven to me.

Ethan: I think maybe -- I'm thinking a late-night swim.

Gwen: Hmm.

Ethan: Maybe when the servants go to bed, we could forget the swimsuits, maybe?

Gwen: I like the way you are thinking. I love you very much.

Ethan: I love you. Only you.

Alistair: Oh, wow. You got a lot of fire in you, Theresa. I like that -- especially in the bedroom. Now, just wait until you hear what I'm going to do to you there, huh?

Theresa: Oh, God -- ugh!

Alistair: So what do you think you're doing?

Theresa: I cannot do this. I cannot be with you.

Alistair: Sure, you can. What, do you think that you're cheating on Ethan? Is that it?

Theresa: Ethan is the only man I'm ever going to sleep with again, Alistair, ever.

Alistair: You got to stop kidding yourself, Theresa. You'll never get Ethan without my help.

Theresa: No. No, see, fate's going to bring him back to me because he loves me. He only married Gwen because she was pregnant.

Alistair: Do you really believe in all of that fate nonsense?

Theresa: With all of my heart.

Alistair: Oh.

Theresa: We are going to be a family, Alistair, with Jane and little Ethan.

Alistair: Oh. I see. That is the stupidest thing you've ever said to me.

Theresa: No. It's love.

Alistair: Ah.

Theresa: It's something that you know nothing about.

[Alistair laughs]

Theresa: Good night, Alistair.

Alistair: Oh, good night, Theresa. I know much more than you think I know, Theresa. Much more.

Noah: More wine?

Fancy: Hmm -- yes, please. This is wonderful -- even without the lobster.

Noah: Yeah. You know, I'm glad we let Gus and Cindy go free.

Fancy: Me, too. And we'll always have the memory.

[Fancy giggles]

Noah: You're not mad at me for not taking you to a fancy restaurant, are you?

Fancy: Do I look mad?

Noah: No, you -- you look happy.

Fancy: I have to admit this is different for me, but I like it.

Noah: Oh, wait till you hear what I have planned for you next. Whew.

Fancy: What?

Noah: We're going dancing.

Fancy: I love dancing. Is there a good club in town?

Noah: Oh, no, no clubs. This is way more romantic. We're talking a 30-piece orchestra, the biggest venue in town.

Fancy: Perfect. I love ballroom dancing. I'm outstanding in cotillion.

Noah: Ah, sounds great. Let's go.

Noah: You really are beautiful.

Fancy: I wasn't sure you'd noticed.

Noah: No, I noticed. You know, I'm not blind. I might not always admit it, but -- but I noticed. Let's go. The orchestra awaits.

Ethan: What is it? Whoa, what's wrong? What is it?

Theresa: You were right. It was horrible. I was with Alistair, and he -- he couldn't get his hands off of me, and so -- well, I couldn't take it, so I just -- I couldn't stand it anymore!

Ethan: Shh, shh. I knew you couldn't. And nothing like that is ever going to happen to you again. You hear me? Theresa, I realized something tonight. When I -- when I knew you were with him, I -- I know now how much I love you.

Theresa: Ethan -- and -- and what about Gwen?

Ethan: Gwen -- God, Gwen knows. She knows you're in my heart. She knows you're the only one I want to be with -- now and always.

Theresa: I love you.

Theresa: He's worried about me because he loves me. I know he'll be there for me. I know he will be.

Fox: All right, who's ready to -- ready to go?

Kay: I'm ready.

Fox: You look amazing.

Kay: I do?

Fox: You look incredibly beautiful.

Kay: Thank you.

Fox: Shall we?

Kay: Yeah, I'm all set. Good night.

Fox: Good night.

Tabitha: Have fun.

Fox: All right.

Tabitha: Well, those two certainly seem to be walking on air. Endora, what has got into you? This is not something that we witches are supposed to enjoy -- a happy couple in love? Their happiness is something to be destroyed, not enjoyed. We live to bring pain and chaos and terrible heartache to everyone. We're supposed to -- oh, my devils. Oh, no, I -- could I have given birth to a good witch? Oh, no, no. That's not possible. I -- or is it? Oh, Endora -- oh, no, you can't be. Oh, say it isn't so. You can't be a good witch. Oh -- oh, we mustn't let the boys in the basement hear that. I -- who knows what they would say -- or more to the point, what they'd do. You.

Fancy: Where are we? I thought we were going back to the car.

Noah: No, no. We're here.

Fancy: We're where?

Noah: Here -- the biggest, the best place in town for dancing.

Fancy: You said there'd be an orchestra.

Noah: No.

Singer: You're my thrill

Noah: Shall we dance?

Singer: You do something to me.  You send chills right through me when I look at you 'cause you're my thrill, you're my thrill.  How my pulse increases, I just go to pieces every time I look at you.  I can't keep still.  Hmm nothing seems to matter.  Hmm here's my heart on a silver platter.  Oh, where is my will? Why is this strange desire flaming higher and higher every time I look at you?

Chris: Sheridan, is there another reason other than James being asleep why you don't want me to take my son to my room?

Sheridan: Well -- yes, actually. He doesn't know you. I mean, yes, you're his father, but you haven't been around him his entire life. I'm just afraid that if he wakes up to have some strange man carrying him off he's going to be frightened.

Chris: I understand.

Sheridan: He knows me, he feels safe with me.

Chris: Yes, I know, and I appreciate how loving you've been to James. But he's my son, and he's going to have to get used to me.

Sheridan: I was just hoping you could take things a little slowly so it's not such a shock for him. You know, he's been through so much, losing his mother and all?

Chris: Once again, I appreciate what you're saying. But I'm his father, and I love him, and I'm going to be a part of his life from now on. So I'll take him now.

Chris: Thank you for taking such good care of him. Good night.

Sheridan: Good night.

On the Next Passions:

Theresa: Oh, please still be here, Ethan. I need you so badly. I know you still care.

Ethan: Oh, I love you. I love only you.

Ethan: Give it up, please. You and I will never be. Never.

Eve: I love you so much, Julian.

Noah: You haven't seen anything yet.

Fancy: What else could there be?

Noah: Oh, you'll see.

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