Passions Transcript Friday 7/22/05 [an error occurred while processing this directive]

Passions Transcript Friday 7/22/05--Canada; Monday 7/25/05--USA
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By Amanda

Tabitha: Suffering succotash, it's hot as blazes in here. I don't know how those boys in the basement live like this 24/7. Haven't you kids warmed up yet?

Kay: I'm not as cold as I was before, but I've still got a ways to go.

Fox: Yeah, me, too. Hey, here's an idea. Next time you fall off the wharf, do it in daylight, you know? It'll be warmer, and we'll be able to see any sharks that might want to -- I don't know -- attack us?

Kay: I was reaching for Maria's favorite stuffed animal, ok? I wasn't planning on taking the plunge, you know.

Fox: Yeah, well, you know, I wasn't planning on saving you, you know?

Kay: You made me beg.

Fox: No, I didn't make you beg, I asked you very nicely to say please.

Kay: Oh, please.

Fox: See, now it just rolls off your tongue, right? It wasn't so easy for you before when that shark thought it was snack time.

Kay: Why are you still here?

Fox: Yeah, that's a good question.

Tabitha: Ugh, things are really heating up in here. And I don't mean the fire.

Sam: I can't believe I'm sitting here watching my little girl stand there on the corner, trying to sell herself. Spike forced Jessica to take out that restraining order against me, so I can't get within 100 feet of her.

Ivy: Sam, as long as we can see Jessica, we know she's safe.

Sam: You know what? I will stay out here all night if I have to. There's no way I'm going to let my daughter sell herself for spike or anyone else.

[Spike whistles]

Spike: Hey, jess. Work it a little bit more, baby. Show some leg while you're at it. Come on, honey. Work it. Sweet, huh?

Joey: Whoa.

Spike: That's Noah Bennett's kid sister. Her old man is harmony's ex-top cop.

Joey: And I thought my family was whacked.

Ben: Joey, your family is whacked.

Joey: Hey, watch it.

Ben: I'm just telling --

spike: Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies -- you can argue on the way to casa bennett. Now, look, I wrote down the directions and the address. Just go check the place out. If Noah's not there, then you'll be ready for him when he gets back. Comprende?

Joey: We'll make him tell us who the girl is.

Ben: Then we'll kill them both.

Spike: Beautiful. Happy hunting. Sam Bennett's going to lose big tonight. Daughter Jessica is going to end up a whore, and sonny Noah is going to end up dead.

Mrs. Wallace: Well, what are you waiting for? Would you kiss, make up, and get a room? You are each other's soul mate.

Fancy: He makes me sick.

Noah: Likewise.

Mrs. Wallace: Ok, ok, ok. Maybe you just got off on the wrong foot here, but you -- you guys have got to trust me because I am a really good matchmaker and you two are perfect for each other.

Fancy: I'd rather die first.

Noah: Oh, be my guest.

Noah: Hold it. Oh --

Mrs. Wallace: As I said, perfect for each other.

Ethan: Look, Gwen, I'm telling you, Theresa would never betray herself and her family and join forces with Alistair Crane. It would never happen, not in a million years.

Theresa: Alistair -- Alistair, what are you doing?

Alistair: Just fulfilling a promise of making this a very unforgettable evening.

Theresa: Oh, my god.

Oh --

sheridan: Marty. You were here once. We all were, the three of us -- you, your daddy, and me. God willing, we'll be here together again soon. But right now mommy has a score to settle.

Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life

sheridan: I need to clear my head, think about my next move. Oh, Marty. There you go. If you dig real hard, Marty, we might be able to dig our way to china. Come on.

Marty: Mama?

Sheridan: Yeah! Oh. Marty. Mother.

Katherine: I understand exactly how you feel, sheridan.

Ethan: Honey, I wish I could be as sure as you are that Theresa's not going to cause any more trouble or, god forbid, team up with Alistair. Just every single time I think she's pulled her last trick, she always -- I mean, always -- manages to unleash some sort of new fresh hell on us.

Ethan: I know. The things that Theresa has done in the name of love are pretty hard to believe sometimes.

Gwen: Yeah, they are, which is why I wouldn't put it past her to team up with Alistair.

Ethan: Well, you know what? There's only one way to deal with Theresa, Gwen.

Gwen: Stuff her in a box and stick her on the midnight train to Georgia?

Ethan: No, even though that would make you and Rebecca very happy. My way of dealing with Theresa is to forget about her. So come on, we're going.

Gwen: What? Where -- where?

Ethan: We're going out. You know what the problem is? We've been so consumed with everybody else in harmony that we've forgotten about us, and we need one-on-one time together.

Gwen: Yes, we do, and I have missed that very, very much. But I don't see how we're supposed to go out with Jane here. She's sleeping.

Ethan: Yeah, she is, but the nanny's not sleeping, and she can call us if there's a problem, if Jane wakes up. And Katherine's here, too. She can keep an eye on Jane, as well. So come on, you get dressed. I'm showing my wife a good time tonight, all right?

Gwen: Oh, I would love to go out and forget about Alistair and Theresa.

Ethan: Let's go.

Gwen: Ok.

Theresa: Get a hold of yourself, Alistair!

Alistair: I'd rather get a hold of you.

Theresa: God. You know what? There's plenty of time for that later.

Theresa's voice: As in never.

Theresa: You know, I think that we should just get to know each other first.

Alistair: All right. I'll -- I'll bare all if you will.

Theresa: You know what I mean. Let's talk.

Alistair: Oh, what are we going to talk about? You've known me your whole life.

Theresa: No, see, I know of you. I don't know Alistair crane, the man.

Alistair: Well, I was trying to show you that before you stopped me.

Theresa: You really do have a one-track mind.

Alistair: Well, talking of trains and tunnels, I just -- oh. Talking about -- just talk. All right, we'll just talk. I remember you as a baby when you were living on the estate.

Theresa: Yes. My family lived in the cottage then.

Alistair: Yes, yes. Your mother, Pilar, and your father, martin, were so happy to have their first daughter. And ironically enough, you had a son by my son. That's when everyone thought you were Julian's wife.

Theresa: Yep. That was a shocker for me, too. Listen, thank you --

Alistair: Hmm?

Theresa: Again for keeping me from being executed when I was convicted of shooting Julian at the cannery.

Alistair: Yeah, well, I knew you didn't try to kill him.

Theresa: Do you know who tried to murder him?

Alistair: Um -- maybe.

Theresa: Hmm. Well, you're a tease.

Alistair: Oh. Well, that's the most inoffensive word I've been called in a long time.

Theresa: That's because you're not very popular.

Alistair: That is quite an understatement. You know my wife, Katherine, tried to kill me twice? And then there's that unsolved attack on my life that eve is standing trial for. And then -- let's see -- oh, yes. Both your father and your two older brothers tried to kill me, too.

Theresa: Hmm.

Theresa's voice: Too bad no one succeeded.

Alistair: Did you know I read minds, Theresa? No, it's true. I know what you're thinking right now -- ahem. It's a shame that no one  me already.

Theresa: No, I wasn't.

Alistair: Hmm?

Theresa: Ok. Ok, it entered my mind.

Alistair: Ahem. That's what I like about you. You got some spunk, you got some backbone. You know, there are some women that actually fear me?

Theresa: For good reason.

Alistair: True. But you -- you're fearless and determined. I mean, look at you, consorting with the likes of me just to get your daughter and ethan back. That kind of chutzpah deserves to be rewarded.

Theresa: Really? And how do you plan to do that?

Alistair: By showing you the time of your life and having all of your dreams come true. And all you have to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

Tabitha: Oh -- oh, it's so bloody hot in here, I'm having flashbacks of being burned at the stake. Endora, Endora? Will you -- will you get mommy something to put the damn fire out with, will you, please?

Oh. Oh, thank you, darling.

Fox: What the hell was -- what'd you do that for?

Kay: Yeah, we're still cold.

Tabitha: Well, pity. It's too bloody hot in here.

[Maria cries]

Kay: Oh, Maria's awake. Excuse me.

Fox: Yeah.

Tabitha: Fox is your half brother. Not bad looking for a mortal, is he?

Fox: You know, Tabitha, I'm quite certain, actually, that I've never been in your house before. It's -- uh, well, it's -- it's interesting.

Tabitha: Oh. Well, thank you, dear. That's very kind. Most young people do think my humble abode is a little odd.

Fox: Huh.

Tabitha: And children -- oh, well, I can't count the wee ones that have run screaming from my house. Well, I suppose it's -- I'm of a certain age, you know, and I live with a supersized cat. They think I'm a witch or something.

Fox: Huh. Right. No, no, I just -- I meant that, you know, I didn't come to this part of town when I was small, and then my parents, of course, shipped me off to boarding school as soon as I was old enough to go, so --

tabitha: Oh, yes, well, each to his own. I don't know how anybody could let their children go. I couldn't let endora go anywhere.

Fox: Well, that's because you're a -- you're a good mother. Like Kay.

Tabitha: Oh, thank you, dear. You're most kind. Would you like something cold to drink?

Fox: Sure. Soda, if you have it. That'd be great.

Tabitha: Oh. Cold soda coming up.

Fox: Thank you.

Fox: Uh, is that soda for me?

Tabitha: Say what?

Fox: Huh. That was awfully quick. Did you have this tucked away in your high chair or something?

Sam: God, I hate this. Watching my daughter hike up her skirt to stop a passing car?

Ivy: Sam, I -- I can't even imagine the pain you're going through right now. I can't, but I really admire you for having the stomach to stick it out. Jessica is so lucky to have a father like you.

Sam: Thanks. But I don't feel lucky right now. Just frustrated that I can't seem to save my daughter from herself.

Spike: Jess, work it a little bit more. Sex sells, baby. Come on, come on.

Man: Hey, baby. How much for me and my friend here?

Jessica: Uh, the two of you together?

Man: More like each of us taking turns.

Jessica: Oh. Um, that would be --

spike: Gentlemen, what's happening? Hey, what are you guys looking for, straight sex or something else? What do you want?

Man: Oh, no, no. I'll do her, and my friend --

[Jessica screams]

Sam: The lady's not for sale. Now, get the hell out of here before I call the cops.

Eve: Julian, I didn't realize Whitney was performing tonight.

Julian: Oh, well, would you -- would you like to go somewhere else?

Eve: No. No, let's stay. You wanted to come here. Even though I don't like Whitney singing, I still like hearing her voice.

Julian: All right. We'll get a table and have some champagne.

Eve: Shouldn't we wait for liz to seat us?

Julian: Where, by a dumpster in the alley?

Julian: I don't believe it. That's my daughter, fancy. Fancy?

Fancy: Father?

Julian: Come here.

Eve: Noah bennett?

Noah: Dr. Russell! Oh!

Mrs. Wallace: Say, what about me?

Eve: Is that you, Mrs. Wallace?

Mrs. Wallace: Yeah, yeah. Some makeover, huh?

Julian: Yes, I'll say.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, and -- excuse me. I don't need to wear the diapers anymore.

Julian: Really, that's too much information, dear. You know, your mother said that you were back in town. I've been so busy I haven't run into you in the mansion and --

fancy: Father, you look happier than I've seen you in ages.

Julian: Well, I am. Because of eve.

Fancy: It's good to see you again.

Eve: You, too.

Fancy: I heard you and father are an item now.

Julian: Yes, indeed we are.

Mrs. Wallace: Well, noah and fancy are an item, too, but they just don't even know it yet.

Julian: Well, we'll leave you -- you all to it.

Eve: Yes, whatever "it" is.

Julian: And we'll catch up later.

Fancy: Can't wait.

Julian: Excuse us.

Mrs. Wallace: Ok, now, where were we?

Fancy: I was trying to get away from this ungrateful jerk.

Noah: Goodbye and good riddance.

Fancy: Creep.

Noah: Snob.

Mrs. Wallace: Isn't love wonderful? Come on, you two. Will you give it a shot? What's the worst thing that could happen?

Joey: Nobody upstairs either, ben.

Ben: Same goes for the kitchen and the backyard.

Joey: Hey, you know, I thought people in small towns went to bed early. Where is everybody? You know, we could've taken ourselves a hostage, forced noah to meet us, have him tell us who the girl is he was with in vegas is, killed them all, and headed home.

Ben: Well, now we got to hang around this backwoods burg.

Joey: Yeah. Oh. Maybe not. The blue note. Maybe somebody there can tell us where to find noah bennett and his lady friend, hmm?

Ben: We may make a killing tonight after all.

Joey: Yeah.

singer: You are my passion for life

Katherine: Sheridan, what are you doing out here so late, and alone?

Sheridan: I can't be at the cottage right now. It's just so empty without Marty.

Katherine: And Luis.

Sheridan: I suppose. I just needed to take a walk, plan my next move.

Katherine: Well, darling, if you don't want to be at the cottage, I welcome you to come and stay with me at the mansion.

Sheridan: At the mansion?

Katherine: It is our family home.

Sheridan: Mother, I can't be under the same roof as father, and frankly I don't know how you can either.

Katherine's voice: I'm doing it to protect you, sheridan, so Alistair will keep the secret that when you were just a little girl you stabbed my sister, rachel, to death.

Katherine: Sheridan, I've moved back into the mansion because I want to be close to loved ones. Julian is there with eve, and fancy and fox have returned. I get to know my grandchildren a little bit, and gwen and ethan and baby jane are there.

Sheridan: Martin's granddaughter.

Katherine: Martin is back with his family as he should be.

Sheridan: And you've gone back to father?

Katherine: I am going to avoid alistair in any way I can.

Sheridan: Even so --

katherine: Please come back to the mansion with me. I need your company, and it would be so wonderful for you to be around people right now.

Sheridan: No. Mother, I can't take the chance of running into father. I mean, he's part of the reason why marty is gone. And if he has his way, I will never see my son again. Damn him. Damn him for what he's done to all of us!

Liz: Ladies and gentlemen, the blue note is proud to present the musical stylings of miss whitney russell.

Whitney: Wouldn't it be nice to be close tonight alone in each other's arms? Am I just dreaming? Is this wrong or right? Am I falling for all your charms? Tell me what you would say if I asked you to stay and hold me

julian: It's incredible how much whitney's singing voice sounds like yours.

Eve: Yes, it really does, doesn't it? I hope whitney's singing doesn't lead her down the same path mine did.

Julian: She doesn't seem to be drinking this evening.

Eve: No, no. Maybe nursing miles has put things in perspective for her.

Julian: So it would seem. But whether it has or it hasn't, you really shouldn't blame yourself for whitney's situation. She's chosen to live a lie despite seeing the price you paid for -- for keeping secrets. Truth be told, your problems began with me.

Eve: It's not your fault, julian.

Julian: I should've asked you to be my wife a lifetime ago. I love you, eve. I love you so very much.

Eve: I love you, too.

Julian: Let's dance.

Eve: Yes, let's.

Mrs. Wallace: Why are you two just standing there glaring at each other? Hello, the cold war is over! Come on, would you dance? Shake a leg, have some fun.

Fancy: I don't want to dance with him.

Noah: Oh, no, no, no, no.

I don't want to dance with you.

Man: Look what we found in the kitchen.

Second man: Want some?

Mrs. Wallace: Whoo! Can you believe these two hunks? And the cheese looks pretty good, too.

Noah: Wait -- these guys are with you?

Mrs. Wallace: Well, yeah, honey. They're my dates. They needed to take a little break, though, because they couldn't keep up with me, and we aren't even horizontal yet. Ok, boys, come on. They're playing our song. You two --

Noah: Well, as much as I'd love to stand here and be glared at --

fancy: You're glaring, too.

Noah: I think I see someone I know. I'm going to go say hello.

Fancy: Fine.

Noah: Fine.

Whitney: We both know it's true so, baby, what you going to do? Let's make a move that sexy slow dance baby, take my hand this might be our only

Alistair: Oh. Well, obviously, you are the most beautiful woman here, theresa, and I mean that.

Theresa: Thank you.

Alistair: Mm-hmm.

Theresa: And you look distinguished.

Alistair: Oh, thank you. Edna, is that you?

Mrs. Wallace: Well, hi, there, big A. Yeah, pretty good, huh?

Alistair: Well, yeah, and your unique aroma is gone, too.

Mrs. Wallace: Ha-ha, yeah, thanks. But we got to go. Come on, boys.

Liz: Alistair. Theresa. You aren't here together, are you?

Alistair: As a matter of fact, we are. My date and I would like a nice, private table.

Liz: Yes, of course. Follow me.

Whitney: Take my hand this might be our only chance

alistair: You wanted to get to know me, theresa. You'll know every inch of me by morning.

Fox: Endora, you are one cute kid. She's quiet, but she's cute. You know, it's funny -- she kind of reminds of my sisters when they were her age.

Tabitha's voice: Probably because Julian sired the whole lot of you. I must put a knot in this family tie pronto.

Tabitha: Fox, I think your mind is playing tricks on you. I mean, how could you possibly remember what your sisters looked like when they were endora's age? You were just a little tyke yourself.

Fox: No, I know. I mean, you know, maybe I don't remember, but I've seen pictures. You know, I'll ask my father where they're at. I'll have him show them to you.

Tabitha: Oh, please don't go to any trouble on my account.

Fox: Oh, look, there she is. Hey.

Kay: Hey. I see you and endora are getting along.

Fox: Yeah, yeah. No, she's cute. I've seen her around with tabitha, you know. This is the first time I've actually hung out with her. One cute kid.

Tabitha: Yes, and it's way past her bedtime. Come along, endora. Let's go to dreamland, hmm?

Fox: Told you. Endora? How did you get all the way over here? How did that happen?

Tabitha: Oh, please. She's quite the little acrobat, isn't she?

Fox: Yeah. Yeah, I'll say. At this rate, you'll be flying around the room in no time.

Tabitha: Oh, indeed, indeed.

Kay: Good one. Good one, fox.

Tabitha: Oh.

Kay: You better get endora out of here before fox realizes she's a witch!

Tabitha: Right. You distract him and I'll deal with little miss showoff.

Kay: Fox? Fox, why don't you come see maria?

Fox: Yeah. Hey.

Kay: Hi.

Fox: So are you a junior athlete like endora or what? Huh? Or just a smiler?

Kay: She's just a smiler.

Fox: She's happy.

Spike: Damn it, you are costing me business. Now, get the hell out of here!

Sam: Jessica, come home with me. Please.

Spike: Hey, she's not in prison here, ok? Are you, jess?

Sam: Jessica, please.

Jessica: I'm with spike because I want to be. Now go away. Leave us alone.

Ivy: Sam -- sam, come on. There's nothing else you can do here.

Sam: No way. I'm not leaving.

Spike: Well, good. Then I'll call the cops.

Ivy: Sam, please, you cannot risk being arrested again. Let's go.

Sam: Damn you.

Spike: Oh, wait, baby, come here. Come here. Honey, don't worry, sweetheart. You'll turn a trick soon, I promise.

Sheridan: Really, I'm glad that luis is gone. I'm so hurt and so angry that I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive him.

Katherine: Oh, you don't mean that.

Sheridan: Yes, I do.

Katherine: Darling --

sheridan: But you know what? Luis isn't the only one to blame here because father helped beth get away with marty. He was helping her from the start. And I have just been too weak far too long when it comes to father. I am alistair crane's daughter, and it's high time that I start acting like it. I'm going to ruin father's life just the same way he ruined mine, and I'm actually going to enjoy doing it.

Katherine: Sheridan, please. Please don't take on alistair. He's ruthless. He's too cruel for you to take on and even hold your own against him, let alone beat him.

Sheridan: That's what father thinks. But when he least expects it, I'm going to strike. And I'm not going to stop until I make his life as miserable as he has made mine.

Singer: Lady luck and four-leaf clovers won't ease this hurt I feel all over my life

liz: So, what can I bring you to drink?

Alistair: A bottle of your best french champagne and some caviar.

Theresa: That'll be wonderful.

Liz: I'll be back shortly.

Singer: Standing on shaky ground ever since you put me down

theresa: Well, I can't believe edna wallace is shaking her groove thing with those two hunks.

Singer: Ever since you put me down

alistair: Yeah, one would think that her dirty dancing days are well behind her.

Theresa: Wonder what she did to turn back the clock.

Alistair: I haven't a clue, but I'm sure her chimes haven't rung like that in years.

Mrs. Wallace: Whoo! Boom, boom. Whoo, yeah!

Man: We don't have much longer.

Mrs. Wallace: What do you mean? Come on.

Man: It's almost midnight.

Mrs. Wallace: So what? What, do you turn into -- into pumpkins at the stroke of midnight?

Man: No, we turn back into rats.

Mrs. Wallace: Rats? Rats? No, tabitha never mentioned that. Come on.

Man: We're standard dark side issue.

Second man: That's what happens.

Mrs. Wallace: Ah! Ooh! Ugh, that witch. Tabitha knows she's got to keep me happy to keep me quiet about her underworld connections, boy. Oh, the thought of you guys going from ripped to rodents -- oh. Well, tabitha's going to have to make up for that or else.

Singer: Oh, oh

julian: Edna's transformation is nothing short of amazing.

Eve: Maybe beth's being gone has lifted her spirits.

Julian: I dare say that's probably one of several things that edna's had lifted.

Singer: Standing on shaky ground

liz: Hi. Ethan and gwen, what a pleasant surprise. Listen, give me a minute, I'll get you a great table.

Ethan: Thank you, liz.

Gwen: Thank you.

Ethan: Oh, hey, there's fancy. Let's say hi.

Gwen: Hey, noah.

Ethan: Noah.

Noah: Hey.

Ethan: How you feeling, man? Fancy. Hi, sweetie.

Fancy: Hey.

Gwen: You having fun?

Fancy: Not exactly. I've had enough of this dump. I'll see you at the mansion later.

Gwen: Wonder what her problem is.

Ethan: No telling. We used to call them "flights of fancy."

Joey: Hey, hey. See that girl?

Ben: Huh?

Joey: That looks like the blond in the photo with Noah bennett.

Ben: Only one way to find out.

Noah: So -- oh, my god. Fancy.

Spike: Ok, here comes a car. Looks like it's slowing down. Ok, look, I'll make myself scarce. You make use of those lips and those hips, baby. Show the john what he could have if the price is right, ok? Go.

Man: Babe, is it hot out tonight, or just you?

Jessica: Oh, it's hot, all right.

Man: Get in. Let me give you a ride.

Sam: Oh, damn it. Spike has Jessica at it again.

Ivy: Oh, no.

Sam: You know, I don't know how much more of this I can take. Damn that scum for tying my hands with that restraining order.

Ivy: Sam, jessica's getting in that car.

Sam: I have to stop her.

Spike: Well, it took a while, no thanks to you, dad. But jess is finally starting to earn her keep.

Sam: You bastard. I'm going to stop her, and then I'm going to kill you. Jessica, wait! Jessica! Come back!

Katherine: Sheridan, please don't lower yourself to Alistair's level. He's too vile. He's too cruel for you to take on, much less alone.

Sheridan: That's just it. I'm alone now because of father. And when you think about it, he's forced me to be alone my entire life. He forced you to leave me, he forced me to live abroad, he forced Julian to keep his distance from me when I came back home. He forced Luis and me to endure threat after threat to our love because he didn't want me to be with Luis. Well, father got his wish. But this isn't the end. This is just the beginning, because I am no longer going to be a victim. I'm going to use my strength and power to crush father. And as god as my witness, I will get my revenge.

Katherine: Sheridan, please. Let me just take you home, honey, and draw you a warm bath, get you something cold to drink.

Sheridan: No, mother, I need to be alone right now and think, make plans.

Katherine: I don't want to leave you alone.

Sheridan: I'll be fine, ok? You go home.

Katherine: All right. I'll go back to the mansion and check on ethan and gwen and jane. But I am going to call you later.

Sheridan: Ok. It sure is warm out. I think I'm going to go someplace cool.

Little boy: Mommy, mommy!

Sheridan: Marty! Hi.

Fox: A sparkly elephant, hmm?

[Maria fusses]

Fox: No, no, that's terrible. She doesn't like the sparkly -- you like this one, huh?

Maria: Baby --

fox: Where's your baby?

Tabitha: Oh. Oh. Oh, Endora. Endora, I know you like fox, but you mustn't give any signals that he's your half brother. No, because, listen -- his grandfather, Alistair, is so evil that he could make real trouble for us. So, listen -- no more supernatural flirting, huh? Otherwise you might end up like Edna Wallace, chasing men like a raptor in search of a snack.

Mrs. Wallace: Whoo!

Man: We have to get out of here now.

Mrs. Wallace: What is the rush?

Man: It's almost midnight, and you know what that means.

Mrs. Wallace: Ugh, no. You know, you really meant it about turning into rats? You weren't pulling my leg?

Man: We'll be gnawing on it if we don't leave now.

Mrs. Wallace: Oh, well -- no, ok. Ok, then let's just dance out of here, ok, so we don't make a scene. Come on, let's conga, boys.

[Mrs. Wallace hums conga music]

Mrs. Wallace: Whoo! Oh. Oh, well, this just proves what I said is right. Men are rats. But you two did have very cute tails.

Julian: To us, my love.

Eve: To us.

Julian: You remember the story of this -- of this table? How when I re-created the old -- the old blue note from boston here in harmony, I had this set aside so that perhaps -- perhaps one glorious day, the two of us would be sitting here, together as we are now.

Eve: Yes, darling.

Julian: You made me so happy then. And you make me so happy now. I should have asked you this years ago, back in the old blue note. But fate and my father were against it. So I'm asking you now.

Julian: Will you marry me, eve?

Gwen: I am so glad that you insisted we come out tonight. It has been heaven not having to think about theresa.

Ethan: Like I said, there is no way, no way Theresa's going to get involved with Alistair.

Gwen: Ok. Let's go sit down.

Gwen: Oh, my god.

Ethan: Theresa?

Joey: You, come with me.

Fancy: What? No, go away or I'll scream!

Joey: Yeah? Be my guest, honey.

[Fancy screams]

Noah: Fancy!

Joey: Floor it!

Noah: Fancy! Fancy!

Joey: One more word out of you and this is what's going to happen to you.

Rebecca: If you want to marry dr. Russell, medicine woman, fine. But it's going to cost you big.

Theresa: It was my idea to go out with Alistair.

Sheridan: It's an earthquake!

[Women scream]

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