Passions Transcript Thursday 12/23/04--Canada; Friday 12/24/04--U.S.
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Julian: I'm so sorry you had to go through this -- the finality of divorcing T.C. I know how hard the end of your marriage has been for you.
Eve: You know, what makes it worse is liz. Just seeing her go on with T.C. Is just -- it's unbearable.
Julian: I want you to forget about liz for now. It's almost christmas. I want you to be happy. Let's see if -- let's see if we can't get you cheered up. Come on.
Chad: Merry christmas -- in case I don't see you tomorrow.
Whitney: You got me a baby book?
Chad: Yeah. I thought I'd be nice to record some of my niece's or nephew's firsts. And I'd give anything to look back and read about my childhood. And there's even a little place in there for the mother and father to write a little something something.
Whitney: Thank you. This is really wonderful. I -- I didn't get you anything, though. I'm sorry. I --
chad: Oh, well, you can still give me a present, whitney.
Whitney: Name it, ok?
Chad: Let me be a father to your baby.
Gwen: Look, I just don't trust theresa not to try and sneak in there and see little ethan like she has before. And if she has, then I'll just have her arrested, and merry christmas to me.
Theresa: I love you so much. Mm-hmm. And don't forget, this is our little secret.
Ethan: Honey, I -- I don't think you should go in there.
Gwen: Why not?
Ethan: Because he's fine, he's fine. I was just in there. He's sleeping. He's fine.
Gwen: Are you sure that's why, or are you trying to protect theresa again?
Ethan: Gwen, come on.
Gwen: Oh, my god.
Luis: Marty, you're my witness, ok? I promise to give sheridan a wonderful life.
Sheridan: I know you will.
Sheridan: Yeah. Pfrom here on out, everything is going to be perfect. Nothing is going to stand in the way of our happiness. No.
Beth: Wrong, sheridan. I'm going to pick up right where alistair left off, and I'm going to stop you from marrying luis. Tabitha said that katherine crane has a heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. If mrs. Wheeler has the same birthmark, it'll prove that she's sheridan's late mother and the woman that luis hates for running off with his father. Well, sheridan, you might get your mother back, but it'll cost you happily-ever-after with luis.
Tabitha: Oh -- oh, this is getting me nowhere. I might as well open the whole box. I can't wait to see what's inside. I'm sure it's going to be something wonderful.
Norma: Merry christmas!
Tabitha: Oh, no, no! Norma! That voice, it's -- it -- it --
norma: That's right, tabby! Norma's home for the holidays!
Norma: Agh! 'Tis the night before christmas, and here in this room lies dear, sweet tabby, awaiting her doom. Oh, and now to open my present.
Singer: I would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird I knew could take me highest breathe in, breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life
it might have been the provolone, or maybe it was
the grilled veggies.
Chad: What I said about being the baby's father, I meant, you know, I hope you can let me be his or her godfather. You know, I want to be connected to the baby.
Whitney's voice: You are connected, chad. You're the baby's father, not fox.
Fox: Hey. Listen --
Fox: Sorry I couldn't be here for your parents' divorce hearing. You know, work's got me all crazy, but, you know, it's christmas eve, so I'm taking the rest of the day off to spend with you.
Whitney: That's great, awesome.
Chad: Yeah, it is. Speaking of work, I should get going.
Whitney: Chad, thanks again for being here with me today and for the book.
Chad: You're welcome. And merry christmas, whitney, fox.
Fox: Merry christmas, bro.
Whitney: Merry christmas.
Fox: Feeling all right?
Whitney: Yeah, yeah, I'm just a little queasy, that's all.
Fox: Ok. Well, you know, my mom said that the first trimester's the hardest, and then, you know, after that it should get easier, if it's any --
whitney: Thank you.
Fox: I'm going to go pull the car around, ok?
Fox: All right.
Whitney: Great. I'm not sure that's true, not since my baby's real father is my half brother.
Gwen: Well, I can't believe this.
Ethan: Hon y, I can exp--
gwen: Oh, look at you. How great is this? You laid out your outfit to go see santa and go to mass. I love T. So why don't you take off your socks and I will help you change, ok? Honey, I'm so sorry I jumped to conclusions before when you didn't want me to come in here. I mean, I thought that you were protecting theresa again. I know it's crazy. I know it's crazy. I know that you finally see theresa for the monster that she is, and I know that you would never stab me in the back by helping her sneak in here to see little ethan after all the horrible things she's done. I know it. So, anyway, I called the lab, and they promised me that the D.N.A. Test should be here really soon. You know, I just can't wait --
Gwen: I just can't wait to find out for certain that that little girl is mine and not theresa'S. We'll have our daughter and little ethan, and we will finally be rid of theresa. Ok.
Theresa: Whoa. Ok, that was close. But now we know they're going to take little ethan to see santa, and I'm going to be there to see my son.
Katherine: Oh, my gosh!
Beth: Oh, gosh! I'm sorry.
Katherine: Oh --
beth: I wasn't watching where I was going.
Katherine: Oh, that's fine. Well, everybody's rushing this time of year.
Beth: Yeah. Oh, I messed up your hair. Let me straighten it.
Katherine: Oh, that's ok.
Martin: That's all right. There's no -- no need.
Kath ine: Thank you.
Beth: Oh, ok. Oh, what beautiful earrings!
Katherine: Oh, thank you. Oh. Oh, it's sheridan and luis. I want to leave. I don't want to cause them any more upset so close to their wedding.
Martin: That's right. I'll go with you. I mean, if luis sees me, it might just set him off.
Katherine: Ok. Merry christmas, beth.
Beth: Oh --
katherine: Excuse us.
Martin: Merry christmas.
Beth: It'd be a whole lot merrier if I knew you have a birthmark.
Julian: I thought that seeing e holiday decorations would cheer you up.
Eve: Thank you, julian. I love you for trying to make my christmas holidays happy. I wish everyone could be happy.
Julian: Oh, well, that's a tall order.
Eve: I know, it's just -- it's been so hard this year for so many people. You know, like pilar. You know, she lost her job, her home, nearly lost her life. And martin coming home should have been a joyous occasion for her, and instead she learns that he left her for another woman. God, I wish there was something that we could do to make pilar's christmas a little brighter.
Julian: Perhaps there is.
Julian: I'll explain on the way.
Rebecca: Ah. Now, let me see. I got gucci, pucci, prada, and spade. Oh, and then there's hermes, chanel, fendi -- well, frederick's, of course. Oh, and everything else is going to be delivered tomorrow.
Rebecca: Who am I kidding? I'd give all these back if it would keep me from losing julian to eve. Oh, damn that lounge-singing little slut. You know, if I'm going to have a merry christmas at all, I am going to have to work harder at getting rid of eve. But how? Or who? What -- oh. Tabitha. Oh, maybe she can help me. I mean, maybe it's really true what everybody says and she really is a witch, and then -- oh, then she could cast some kind of spell and send eve packing for good.
Norma: I'll slash her and lance her and get her to bleeding, then I'll slice her and dice her and give her a beating.
Norma: Oh! Bah humbug!
Tabitha: Oh -- oh, damn this holiday. The only gift I get and it's a real live fruitcake with an ax to grind.
Norma: Wait, tabby. I've got something to give you. Agh!
Norma: Deck the halls with blood of tabby fa la la la la la la la la
tabitha: Oh, is it my imagination, norma, or are you even crazier than ever?
N rma: Did you hear that, daddy? Tabby called your little girl crazy.
Norma: No, no, daddy, she won't get away with it. No, tabby's going to pay for her cutting remark. Violent night so deadly a fight tabby's in norma's sight
Good afternoon. There was snow ice pellets and rain expect freezing temperature. S to make things worse. This storm is creating havoc on the streets with 200 fender bender so far.
Tabitha: Oh, harmony police? I want to report a -- a -- oh, oh, the line went dead.
Tabitha: Oh! Oh, of all times for endora not to be here!
[Norma and tabitha scream]
[Norma and tabitha scream]
[Norma and tabitha scream]
Norma: O, ax of mine o, ax of mine how lovely is your sharp blade not only skin do you rip through but bones and vital organs, too oh!
Mrs. Wallace: Trust me, precious, beth came over here to get tabitha to talk about katherine crane. Oh, my lunatic daughter will never learn.
[Norma and tabitha scream]
Norma: Who could that be? Oh, no.
Tabitha: Oh, the police must have traced my call. Rescue is at hand!
Norma: May I help you?
Mrs. Wallace: Ooh. Yeah. We're looking for tabs.
Norma: I found her first.
Mrs. Wallace: Excuse me?
Norma: Oh, well, please, won't you come in?
Mrs. Wallace: Oh, thank you.
Norma: Tabby's in the living room.
Mrs. Wallace: Thank you. Come on, precious. Come on. You look good, santa.
Tabitha: No. No. No. Run! Run for your lives!
Mrs. Wallace: What the heck's going on here?
Tabitha: Don't ask questions, edna. Go get the swat team and make it quick!
Mrs. Wallace: Come on, precious, let's make tracks!
Norma: Nice of you to drop by, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to "ax" you to leave.
Mrs. Wallace: Ooh! Angels, help us! Come on, precious!
Norma: Raise the sharpened ax to fall gory be the blood and all!
Theresa: What are you doing?
Santa: Just having a little holiday cheer.
Theresa: You're drunk.
Santa: You try listening to those screaming brats all day sober. "I want this, and I want that," and more and more and more.
Theresa: You cannot be santa like this.
Santa: Oh, yeah? Oh, I'm all they've got.
Theresa: Oh, you were, until now.
Sheridan: We had a great time with little marty.
Beth: Oh, I'm glad. So, we'll see you later at mass, right?
Sheridan: Oh, of course.
Beth: Luis, do you think that mrs. Wheeler and your father will be there?
Luis: Oh, I hope not, but they probably will be.
Beth: Oh, good. I mean, maybe it's good if they go to church and ask god for forgiveness for hurting you and your family.
Luis: Yeah, well, god may forgive them, but I certainly won'T.
Beth: I don't blame you for not wanting to have anything to do with mrs. Wheeler or anyone connected with her.
Luis: You got that right.
Ethan: Hey, hey, look.
Little ethan: It's santa!
Gwen: Go ahead.
Ethan: Go on.
Theresa: Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho! And what would you like for christmas, little ethan?
Little ethan: You know my name?
Theresa: It's your mommy. But don't tell anyone.
Little ethan: I won'T.
Theresa: I love you, baby. And I love us being together, no matter what I have to do. I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you.
Gwen: Oh, look at how much he loves santa.
Ethan: Um -- yeah. You know what? Let's get some hot cocoa or something, because he's going to have a long list to tell santa.
Pilar: Ahem. Luis? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt, but a messenger found me and handed me this.
Luis: What is it? "A request for the lopez-fitzgeralds to come to the house they lost right away"?
Pilar: Y ah, I don't -- I can't even imagine why.
Sheridan: Well, maybe the new owners found something you left behind and they want to give it to you.
Pilar: Well --
luis: Well, there's only one way to find out.
Sheridan: Come on.
mrs. Wallace: Ooh! Ooh!
[Mrs. Wallace whimpers]
[Mrs. Wallace and tabitha whimper]
Tabitha: Oh! Here, come on.
[Tabitha and mrs. Wallace scream]
Rebecca: Why are we screaming?
Mrs. Wallace: Because psycho santa is chasing us!
Tabitha: Oh, oh, we'll explain later! Run! Run for your life! Run for your life!
[Rebecca, tabitha, and mrs. Wallace scream]
Norma: Are those presents for me, cupcake?
Rebecca: What, are you kidding? I'd have to be crazy to give a gift to a total stranger this time of year.
Norma: Did she just insult me, daddy?
[As father] Why, yes, she did, buttercup.
[Normal voice] Can I kill her, too, please?
[As father] The more the bloodier.
Rebecca: Oh, no, no, no, no, you can't kill me. I'm mrs. Julian crane.
Norma: [Normal voice] Well, la-di-da. I didn't know tabitha had such highfalutin friends.
Rebecca: Oh, well, we're not friends, actually. I'm just here to ask a favor, that's --
norma: And I'm just here to kill her -- without any witnesses.
[Rebecca gasps and screams]
[Mrs. Wallace screams]
Tabitha: Oh! Oy vay!
[Rebecca, tabitha, and mrs. Wallace scream]
Tabitha: Oh, that way!
[Rebecca, tabitha, and mrs. Wallace scream]
Norma: Now, which one of you ladies will be the first to get the ax? Eenie, meenie, minie, mo, my daddy told me to kill --
tabitha: Oh, norma's down for the count!
Rebecca: Oh, good, well, this is our chance! Come on, let's run!
Mrs. Wallace: Yeah.
Tabitha: No, no! Wait!
Whitney: You know, gwen must be on pins and needles waiting for the D.N.A. Test results to see if she or theresa is the mother of ethan's little girl.
Fox: If you think about it, at least we don't have that hanging over our heads, right? We know for a fact that I'm the father of your baby.
Pilar: Oh, the new owners surely have made this house a home, huh?
Luis: Wait a second, mama. That looks like our old wreath.
Theresa: Oh, you know, I'll explain later. Why are we supposed to meet here?
Pilar: We don't know. But it's strange to be back looking at our old house. We've had so many beautiful memories here.
Julian: Pilar, we hope you'll have many more.
Sheridan: Julian, eve, what's going on?
Julian: Merry christmas. This is from eve and myself.
Pilar: Are you -- are you giving me back --
Eve: It's your home again, and for good this time.
Pilar: Oh, god. Thank you, julian. Thank you so much. I don't know how we'll ever repay you.
Julian: There's no need. Just seeing the joy in your eyes is payment in full.
Eve: Thank you, julian. This is what christmas is all about -- the joy of giving.
Rebecca: You know, tabitha, I just came by here to ask you a favor, but I didn't come here to be hacked to death by some second-rate psycho, so, you know, we can talk after christmas -- that is, if you're still in one piece?
Tabitha: R becca, wait. Don't you ever watch horror movies?
Rebecca: No, not really. I watch instructional videos, and -- in fact, you know, you look just like this woman I saw in this old black-and-white "art film"?
[Mrs. Wallace gasps]
Mrs wallace: Was she wearing a saddle?
Rebecca: Oh! Oh, it was you! Ah!
Tabitha: Focus, f cus, you two! We can't run past norma to freedom. The horror movie genre won't allow it. No, if we try to step over dizzy borden, she'll reach up with her hands and grab our legs!
Rebecca: Well, then, what?
Tabitha: Death and dismemberment -- not necessarily in that or er!
Rebecca: Ooh! Oh!
Mrs. Wallace: Tabs is right. The monster always wins! We have to got to hide till somebody comes to save us!
Rebecca: But where?
Tabitha: Um -- the closet! Hurry, this way. Go this way, this way!
[Mrs. Wallace whimpers]
Tabitha: In here, quickly, quickly! In here! Get him in, get him in! Close the door!
Rebecca: I don't hear anything.
Tabitha: You will, you will. Just wait.
Norma: Hide my victims though they may all of them I gladly slay
tabitha: I told you, she never stops. If we don't get help soon, we'll all be slaughtered!
Fox: Oh, I wanted to give father lonigan a donation for the church's children's camp before mass started, so I'm going to go find him.
Whitney: Ok. I'll wait right here.
Fox: All right.
Whitney: I kept my baby, holy mother. I'd pray for chad not to be the father, but I know he is my half brother's the father of my baby, and not even a christmas miracle can change that.
Pilar: Oh -- oh, my goodness. There's decorations and the photographs -- it's all ours! But how on earth did they get here?
Julian: Well, eve and I took the liberty of having some of the things you were storing at the b&b retrieved.
Eve: We just wan ed everything to be perfect for you, pilar.
Pilar: Oh -- oh, it is. It's perfect.
Paloma: I was told to come here. What's going on?
Pilar: Paloma, mija, this is our house. This is the home that we lost. It's ours again.
Paloma: This is the shack I heard about? The home that didn't have enough room for me?
Pilar: Well, no, it wasn't always like this. When theresa thought she was mrs. Julian crane, she had it rebuilt.
Paloma: Ah, si. You let her spend the m ney to give you your dream house, but not to bring me home.
Theresa: Y u know what, paloma? E wanted to bring you home. But we thought it was selfish of us to take you out of your school and away from all of your friends.
Paloma: So you've said.
Theresa: Because it's true. And before that, we didn't have money. Mama and luis worked long and hard to give us what little we had.
Luis: That's right. Paloma, she would have done anything to bring you back, but she thought you would have a better life dowh there.
Theresa: And this is the thanks that she gets? You know, I don't know how anyone so selfish could be mama's daughter.
no te vaya mija --
luis: No, mama, please -- please. Don't let paloma upset you, ok? Come on, this is a season for love and family and joy, ok?
Luis: Let's get ready for mass.
Martin: It's not your mother's fault that you were sent away. It was m ne.
Katherine listen to me, darling. It's christmas. It's family time. After all these years, you are finally home with your family. Don't shut them out, especially pilar. Every daughter should know a mother's love if she can. Please?
Beth: What do you know about a mother's love, mrs. Wheeler? Are you sheridan's mother, katherine crane?
Julian: Now, whitney will come around in time, as will chad and simone.
Eve: I hope so.
Julian: Last christmas I promised you that I'd find our son before the end of this year.
Eve: And you did. And I know it's been very hard on everyone, but still, I am so glad to have finally found our son.
Julian: Hello, son. Would you care to join us?
Theresa: You know, mama, next year is going to be different, because once the D.N.A. Test results come back and they prove that that little girl is mine, I'm going to have my baby, I'm going to have little ethan, and I'm aning to get ethan back.
Pilar: Hmm. Christmas is a time for miracles, theresa. We got our home back. Luis got his job back.
Pilar: But still, you have to be careful what you wish for. For many years, I prayed for your father's return.
Theresa: I know, mama.
Pilar: Still, I wish he had stay d away, because at least I could still believe that he had never abandoned us. Not only have I lost my husband, but I've lost my little girl, too.
Luis: You realize next time we're in this church we'll be getting married?
Sheridan: There's only one thing that could make our wedding better.
Luis: What's that?
Sheridan: Oh, if we hadn't lost our baby.
Luis: Well, sheridan, we'll have another baby. We'll have as many as you want.
Sheridan: I know, but it --
luis: I know, it's -- it's still hard, ok? But there's nothing we can do. Our child is gone.
Beth: Well, I don't smell mother or see precious. Good. Now I can see if mrs. Wheeler has that birthmark on her neck without mother pestering me. Ok.
Luis: Hey, beth, come here. Hey, come on. Come here. Hi, buddy.
Sheridan: Yeah. Hey, marty.
Sheridan: I wonder if luis and I will have our miracle, too, someday.
Father lonigan: "For unto you this day is born in the city of david a saviour whose name is christ our king. And this shall be a sign unto you. Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger. And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising god and saying, 'glory be to god in the highest and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
All: Hark the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king peace on earth and mercy mild god and sinners reconcile joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies with the angelic host proclaim christ is born in bethlehem hark, the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king come, desire of nations, come f x in us thy humble home o, to all thyself impart born in each believing heart hark, the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king peace on earth and mercy mild god and sinners reconciled hark, the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king
Tabitha: Oh. Pooh. That must be the smell of fear.
Mrs. Wallace: Close. Ooh. Is that gin?
Rebecca: No. No, it's whiskey.
Mrs. Wallace: Ah, pass.
Mrs. Wallace: Oh, you're right, precious. Not a time to be picky.
Mrs. Wallace: Ah! Here you go.
Norma: Oh, tabby,
where are you?
Oh, I know you're here somewhere! Ah! Oh, tabby? Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Rebecca: Who or what is that thing?
Tabitha: Oh, you don't want to know.
Norma: Hark, the hatchet splitting wood tabby's going to get it good!
Father lonigan: The mass has ended. Go in peace.
Eve: Merry christmas, son.
Julian: Yes, merry christmas.
Chad: Thank you, both of you.
Julian: We'd love it if you would join us at the mansion for christmas dinner.
Chad: You know, I really don't know what my plans are going to be.
Julian: Well, the invitation's open.
Theresa: Feliz navidad!
Fox: Yeah, well, feliz navidad to you, too.
Whitney: Thank you.
Theresa: You're welcome. So this time next year, you guys will have a baby.
Fox: I know. I can't wait.
Whitney: It's all I can think about.
Little ethan: Mommy!
Theresa: Baby! Hmm! Merry christmas! I've got something for you in the car. You know that? Merry christmas.
Gwen: Little ethan, we need to go home so we can put cookies out for santa!
Ethan: Yeah, and say those prayers.
Little ethan: Ok.
Ethan: Come on, nanny's waiting in the car.
Man: Excuse me. I'm looking for a gwen and ethan winthrop and a theresa lopez-fitzgerald.
Ethan: We're mr. And mrs. Winthrop.
Theresa: I'm theresa.
Man: These are from the hospital lab. They instructed me to deliver these to you right away. Merry christmas.
Gwen: Merry christmas.
Ethan: Thank you. Merry christmas to you. Oh, these must be the D.N.A. Test results.
Gwen: Honey, once these envelopes are opened --
theresa: Our lives will be changed forever.
Pilar: Paloma reached out - to me to ight.
Luis: It's definitely a start.
Pilar: Oh, luis, we have our home back, you got your job back, and paloma will be back with us real soon.
Pilar: This has turned out to be a glorious christmas.
Father lonigan: Indeed it is, pilar. And sheridan and luis' wedding will make it all the more memorable.
Luis: Well, thank you, father.
Father lonigan: I can't wait to pronounce you and sheridan husband and wife.
Sheridan: Well, that makes three of us, father.
Luis: That's right. Nothing's going to stop us from getting married this time.
Beth: At this rate I'll never stop luis and sheridan from getting married. -
Beth: Oh, my gosh. The birthmark tabitha told me about -- mrs. Wheeler has it. She is katherine crane. Sheridan's mother's alive. Once the truth comes out, luis and sheridan's wedding will be dead in the water and their dream of being together gone. I get my christmas wish! I'm going to get luis!
Norma: My christmas wish is coming true! Prepare to die!
Luis well, our hopes and dreams are about to come true.
Luis: Nothing can stop us now.
Beth: I can't wait. Luis will be mine forever.
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